I swear being a landlord is becoming less and less worth it with each passing day
>>62538065lol get fucked, landlord cuck
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>>62538065Jokes on my landlord i dont work at all.
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i prefer a wfh tenant as he would be able to fight a fire or stop a flooding
>>62538065I like how this logic implies that they also wouldn't rent to elders/retirees/disabled people if not legally barred from doing so. Parasite is too kind a term.
>>62538065But if I leave the home to work elsewhere, it's me who's aging twice as quickly. :(
>>62538137I did this a few times this week. One thing to add which drives landlord NUTS ,kek, is feeding squirrels. I love feeding squirrels I got 7 or 8 regulars every morning
>>62538788I used to do that too until a black squirrel moved in, now he owns my backyard and the ones adjacent. I call him Nig Nog.
>>62538604>>62538604>elderly I have never rented any of my units to old people because any old person that doesn’t own their own home has fucked up so much in life that I wouldn’t be confident in their ability to keep paying rent. Plus I’m not fucking dealing with cleaning it after they croak in there. Plus unexpected void periods when they die>disabledEww. No I’m not having a spastic in one of my units. SorryIn the UK we aren’t legally allowed to discriminate but because of the opaque application process all I have to tell old people/disabled people/unemployed/non-white applicants is “sorry I have accepted another rental application on this occasion maybe next time”
>>62538065That landlord is refusing work from home because he's jealous. What an asshole
>>62538065>>62538816Boo hoo hoo, my heart bleeds out for you.>>62538604>Parasite is too kind a term."Vermin" sounds too soft too.
>>62538901land lords also work from home idiot...ur literally living in their home
The entire renter class is filled with idiots who never saved a penny in their life, constantly living beyond their meanst. lives with parents at 30
>>62538065I pour vegetable oil down the drain. I flush thick paper towels in the toilet. I shave my beard and let it drain into the sink. I play handball in my apartment unit when I’m bored. I enjoy making little cracks on the wall and all over.
>>62538604Every single thing in modern society is people trying to scam you, often for no reason at all. If someone gets lucky on a shitcoin play, turns 10k into 500k, they'll immediately try to use it to fuck you over.
>>62538065Come fix my toilet it’s clogged again. Also I want my deposit back or I’m taking you to small claims court.
Hi, I'm a landlord. That means I have the right to tell you how to live your life. Land of the free.
