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Is private equity a worthwhile career?
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Depends on what you mean by "worthwhile".

PE is basically all about fucking over other people to steal their money. Take a look at the Red Lobster saga.

0. PE owns a Thai shrimp farm
1. PE buys RL
2. PE loads up the restaurant chain with bond debt sold to idiots who think that PE is going to run the restaurants like actual restaurant owners interested in running restaurants
3. PE "sells" all of RL's real estate to another separate corporate entity which then "leases" the properties back to the restaurant chain at unaffordable lease rates
4. PE has the restaurants do an "endless shrimp" promotion, selling shrimp at inflated prices to the restaurant which loses money on every dinner sold
5. RL is driven deep into totally unsustainable debt due to these and probably more shenanigans
6. PE then has RL declare bankruptcy, thus fucking the bondholders completely (they get zero)
7. PE continues to run the restaurants and the "endless shrimp" promotion to strip more money out of idiots who think they'll get a return on their post-bankruptcy bonds some day

If that sort of fuck-over-everyone-to-make-millions deal makes you hard, then PE is for you.



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