NOOOO STOP SHOWING ME MY PORTFOLIO EditionEducational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Best Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://finance.yahoo.com/quote/VTI/>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/ >>62537929
> futures
Is it too late to buy puts. I feel like they're just going to be so god damn expensive
>>62538377The line is supposed to go up.
Trump was supposed to scrap regulations and spend tax money on ai shit, instead he's pulling one Saddam level retardation after another.
>>62538387If you have to ask you shouldn’t be buying options
All in on META at $549 last earnings paid off bigly for me. Do I dare do it again?
my life is overthis is juts the beginning of the crash
>>62538391Be nice
>>62538394No crying in the casino(I just created this image, no stealing)
SPY will retrace back to 500-550 moving forward (with no clear bottom in sight). I’ve opened up some LEAPS going into 2027. This will be bloody and many many people will get liquidated.
>small price to pay for israel
This might be just shit buffering, but I would swear that Meta stock started dipping again as soon as this chick said "LLM"
Babe poster bought SOXL at 134 on margin and bragged about buying more at 120 to DCA. I told him there was a decent chance he was going to get liquidated this week.
Imagine I posted this the other week?
>meanwhile, anthropic/claude still experiencing the now worst outage its had in monthshttps://status.claude.com/
>SNDK $1000 support brokenDammit. Should've longed SNDQ. Was expecting SNDK to just pump back to $1100 and continue this ping pong.
>>62538397I’m trying to protect you brother. From yourself.
>look up a stock>sites are using this image in the article
So... When is the FED going to actually hike rates? They, surely, cant play this game forever. Right?
>>62538399It's an index of pretty much the entire economy, how is that possibly going to happen?
And just like that, SOXL will never see below $90 agai- ACK
> Mainstream news has been telling me for 5 weeks that the stock market is going to crash> It crashes
How many of you are this?
I TOLD YOU TO BUY SOFTWARE STOCKS BUT YOU DIDNT LISTEN
>>62538417they're putting it just below $90 to spite me. really petty bunch they are
>futures
>>62538419That’s me but I don’t have a girlfriend
>>62538415Just wait..
>>62538387its too late to buy puts. the options market is closed. ngmi.
>>62538423why do you want to know how bad things really are? why not focus on good things instead?
I just need to time the bottom of the DRAM 3X ETP with my entire portfolio to retire in my 20s. No sweat haha
Any other gamedev chads immune to AI/semiconductor faggotry? I'm 50% in easteuro vidya companies, 20% in Total Energies and rest in gold/cash. +4.66% today, I simply have to brag again.
>>62538430Glass half empty
Taking big hits on IREN
>>62538420When? And why would one do that when SNDQ made more than 100% this week? The only danger is timing it incorrectly and buying before a pump that will trick us into believing people came to their senses. All the money is still in the AI trade, only need to know when to get in and out both ways.
if the stock market totally shits and flops will real estate grifters stop showing up at the foreclosure auctions, or should I just give up on a house and buy the dip?
>>62538430If you don't know how bad things are, then you can't truly appreciate the good things as much
MSFT didn't fuck up with capex they're actually looking pretty smart rn
>>62538405SOXL has closed below the 200 SMA line (poop poop line)I will be looking to go back in at the $30-$40 amount
>>62538432Thanks for this idea. I might unironically put 10k in the 2x leverage when I think it has bottomed
>>62538397if youre asking us its pointless. its a casino. just buy 0dtes every day and dont look at the market until close. sometimes you win big sometimes you dont. good luck
I may be losing everything but it is nice to see both Elon and Zuck getting absolute rekt at the same time
>>62538432Kek I've been thinking similarly.
>>62538440No I think I appreciate things more without doomerretards around
Just saw I could buy 4x soxl and not the 3x you find on google.
>>62538441tsmt. microsoft is intelligently laying people off. everyone knows the best companies with the most innovative products are the ones with no employees.
>>62538425Yes sirselling my position once the market opens tomorrow
>>62538439You should give up on a house without buying the dip.
This is fine
>>62538413FED doesn't have to they just need to they need the market to fucking dump and bonds to come due.
Hello there, my Name is David SOXL, CEO of SOXL, I understand that there are some people on this board that would like to speak with me?
He's "investing"
what if i told you the pop and then 2% reversal that happened today is literally whats going to happen to the market overall at a much bigger scale. april was the pop. the drop is going to be intense boys. buck up. youve been programmed to buy this thing all the way down so there will be no saving you dip buyers
>>62538442Moving averages don’t mean shit for leveraged ETFs or stocks.
Yeah so can we make a new market? This one looks done for
>>62538457That's not the real David Soxl
Really nice of that dorky jewish facebook fella to hold a 20% off sale
>>62538455Been meaning to ask, whats that program called?
>>62538449I saw a black guy 10x his investment on margin alone. I refuse to use margin, but it looks like you don't need leveraged ETFs to make your own margin up.
>>62538455>organic
Man I really should've full ported that 2x bear letf.>would be up ~66%>entire loss erased>higher than my peak in June
What's the point in "making it" if you missed out on teenage love?
>>62538437What is your average? Its making 26 week lows you should be in the green?
how much money did you lose this year?non realised profit don't countme 13k
sources tell me kospi is stable.please god...
>>62538469>your own margin up****leverage up
>>62538474just go fuck a teenager already you humiliation cuck
Oof, mon Dieu. More than -2% today.
>>62538473>if only I had a Time Machine post on /biz/ number 5,235,112
>>62538419I saw that it was at an all-time low for the last three months and I almost bought. But I want to wait for it to show some stability first.
It's fuckin wild listening to the META call going>build out >build out>build outAnd you look around at the AI build out stocks and it's like pic related. But we're still doin it.
>sold a 670 sept call on META for 1400 bucks today
>>62538476funny, I realized profits of 13k this year (about a month ago) and used it to buy a boat, thanks for your money I guess
I'VE BEEN IN THE RED ON META FOR ALMOST A YEAR NOW
I'm getting a paycheck this Friday. What to do after family tax and rent?
>>62538476Losses aren't real until you sellJust don't sell
>>62538474love and romanticism is for retards. real life is fucking gay. nothing beats the dopamine of number going up. NOTHING
>>62538441Apple is gonna look even smarter tomorrow
>>62538473Wait for a false pump. That's what got me an almost perfect entry into SNDQ, but the combination with the Seagate pump, I thought things would turn around. Just stayed out. I'm too traumatized to buy into green.
>>62538482my favorite is>type in number on calculator>add another number>multiply by another>raise to a questionable exponent>”I’M GOING TO BE RICH”>instantly heemed
Yall niggas finna get margin called
>>62538476I'm +3.7% YTD. underperforming the S&P award. I was expecting a more bullish summer and year in general.
>>62538489Soon it will be liquidated.
bobos eating happy tonight
>>62538485Zuckie is a very stubborn fool. He had like 2 good things go off thanks to a bunch of glowies and is now just burning money and sunk cost fallacy'ing into things. Remember the Metaverse? Fucking flop after flop.
>>62538476Probably 3-4k, rather not think too much of it, add about 2k to that if (when) I crack and sell my current bags
>>62538477kospi is a literal 2 stock stock market. samsung and sk hynix can go to 0 and it still wouldnt be as much mcap as walmart + costco
>>62538495maybe. word is whatever they do is priced in but market sentiment could rotate into aapl regardless
>>62538493Yes, they are. You just have less gains to realize. Of course, it could end up pumping back up without you.
>>6253843760
META going to be -10% soon
>>62538410It's far too late for me, anon. Nothings been the same since GME.
>>62538377pedofaggot janny just can't help itself signaling it's chomo nature with the pedophile signaling bakes, kill yourself subhuman
>>62538511GOOD
Glitch or Berkshire really up 6% in after hours? That would be quite the bear signal.
>>62538475>>62538510
>>62538514that's a cartoon image, schizobro
>no bobina wife
>>62538516Guess it was a glitch. Usually don’t last that long so I got a bit concerned.
>>62538473Oh! Shit. The jump back to $1000 on sndk WAS the false pump. Back to $50, SNDQ. I beg you!
>>62538513Well in that case you should learn about how option prices work and you won’t need to ask if it’s cheap. Most platforms do the math for you and tell you the implied move. You can use spreads to reduce cost on buying options.
>>62538519Your short this stock right?
Kek so it all took a shit in the last hourSome anon called it too It's all so tiresome
My favorite part of hyperscalar earnings calls is when the goons from all the banks call in.They always say complimentary things, then trail into questions that indicate skepticism, then the stock lurches down.I wish I was a bank goon
holy shit META IS FREE FALLING
>Highest volume of shorts on tech stocks in over 2 years, mostly from hedge fundsIs it finally over?
How does this nigga from Jeffries have a 575 price target on MSFT but him or his company don’t own the stock? Doesn’t that price target imply they should own it? Especially since they have a buy rating? Can we mass execute these analysts?
>>62538514Relax, look at her eyes, she's obviously into it. She's a pervert.
>>62538529Haha yeah.. ofcourse haha ..short...
what amazes me is apple. look at that fucking stock. it lives in its own world. if market conditions have truly changed and appl starts getting dragged down, this nigger market is going to plummet hard
>>62538542Have you apologised to him yet?
>>62538538why are you getting outraged as if people are supposed to tell you which stocks to buy for free. you are exit liquidity for them
>>62538496I'm doing way too many loss chasing actions and may be better off just not doing any trades for a while. I mean seriously I keep getting thoughts like>if I full port SNXX here and it pumps 20% I can sell and....>okay now if I full port this 2x bear letf and it pumps 20%....Sure 2 successes like that will make me happy but say no pump happens for the bullish or bearish side? There's no coming back from that. I have to get in the wagecage for years.
>>62538549I’m short MSFT but these analysts are criminals
>>62538491stack cash until winter imo, plus christmas season so youll need it for presents. and the way things are going, 'stuff' lately seems to be going up in price over time rather than down, so gift-giving can double up as investing.
What the fuck is zuck talking about on that call goddamn
>>62538477
It gets better, right?
>>62538498wtf farrakhan doin
MIHOMO SLURPERPUMP IT
>>62538377whats up with this t3 defense thingy i cant trade it with my 2 europoor brokers it is up 1000% past 5 days
>>62538531I told you everyone is just going to be mad at AI capex no matter what.If you're an AI as cost center you're spending too much. If you're a pick and shovel they're not spending enough.Everyone gets to lose at the same time on the same news through different lenses.
>>62538505costco is such a shit stock. why would anyone invest in a bulk grocery chain while housing prices are through the roof, single parent households are at an all time high, and 50% of gen z are incels.
>>62538574That's cause both are true
Tesla's market cap is under a trillion now, whatever you do, do not bully Elon about this fact
>>62538574Yep, shit seems fake and gay regardless of what happens. I'm just sitting on my cash for now.
>>62538572Yeah don't have it in my 2 eurobrokers either.
>>62538580elon doesn't think about you.>>>/reddit/
>>62538566It will. But there might be a lot of other stuff between >now and >better.
>>62538580The truth is that Tesla is overvalued
Which one of you called me a dumbass for pointing out Micron to $700 two days ago?
What can save this market even at this point?What made it pump on 31st march ?
Oil and minors are next.
im starting to think GME might unironically be a value play
>>62538599trump started screaming ceasefire and got one in april.
>>62538554i mean analysts have very public win/loss data on them. most of them are under 50%. its up to you if you pay attention to niggernoise or not
>please mr, you must buy graphics card now! No? Ok how about 2 graphics card for price of one??? How about three? Please mister
>>62538599Another retard pump into something else.>>62538602He won't get another one, Iranians don't trust him to uphold anything and would rather go back to living in the stone age with all their power plants bombed than open the Hormussy.
>>62538602>>62538599And now he called ceasefire and Iran attack anyway Has the taco been removed fom his toolbox?
>>62538606you do realize nvidia stopped selling graphics cards to regular people right. reword your statement to be about selling business class shit to jewbag corpos and you mightve made an actual funny.
>>62538611Hi Jensen
>>62538611Nice jacket, bro. Wanna sell that too?
>>62538419Buy with what retard? They are flushed down the toilet
>>62538611das rite queen I bought AMD
>>62538526You don't understand. I was up 8000 percent until that kike at robinhood halted trading and crashed the stock. I was robbed of my future, anon. Now its just hoping for a miracle
Buying some grrr. I'm reasonably confident that $10.40 or so is the absolute floor. Big upside from here
>>62538611/biz/ is the jewbag corpo board though
>>62538606*teleports behind you* TPU, saars.
>>62538468its called a heat maptradingview.com/heatmap/stock/
>>62538622Still 9 more floors underneath it though
>>62538622Based and oh fuck I hope so I'm losing my shirt over here pilled
What's the American equivalent to what corpo-Koreans who went max leverage are going through right now
>>62538617Someone has to be making money if someone is losing
>>62538576No they're mutually exclusive.You need to show demand flagging or supply outrunning demand for both to hold true. >we're buying and we're gonna keep buying because we think tech traditionally doesn't buy enoughIs what Zucc said and that dumped META. Half measures can make both true, if you just look demand side.
>>62538597cool, maybe if you had not been calling top every day for the past 3 months it would be impressive
I'm slurping MU at sub 700. I just can't not
junk bonds hit a 52 week low in afterhours they are pricing in the imminent default of 1000s of debt filled jewish tech scam startup companies
>>62538631The ones making it certainly wont be investing in that garbage again, plenty of other picks around
>>62538642at least wait for the bulltrap pop jeez
Holy shit CAT -7%. Glad I got out of that Dow Jones ETF first thing in the morning.
>>62538642It was under $100 last year bro.
>>62538606Seriously, what the fuck is his problem? He basically won capitalism and business with the money printer that is Nvidia. Why take on debt? Why participate in circular financing? Just sell your fucking GPUs to willing buyers for cash like you've been doing for the past 3 years and print even more money.
>>62538654Damn, now there's something that means nothing whatsoever. Nvideo was pushing 80 last year
>>62538660Because if he doesn’t the whole house of cards will collapse and NVDA will go to 10 dollars
>>62538643Ticker so I can drink
>>62538383I got margin called today.
>>62538383is he happy to eat, or sad because is its last meal?
>>62538633but the top was 3 months ago...? everyone that called the top was right
Isn't a margin call the same as getting a hospital bill? Just ignore it. This is America. What's the worst that can happen - bad credit?
>>62538628If it ends a day below 10 it might be genuinely over.>>62538629My current average price is 16, I'm feeling the pain too but the opportunity right now is just too good
>>62538663So what? Nvidia has made hundreds of billions of dollars and I don't think they're using their stock as collateral for loans, so it could go to zero and they wouldn't have to care. They're the shovel sellers, and whether AI is ever profitable or not is irrelevant to them. They fucking won.
I TOLD YOU!!
>>62538677You didn’t tell me shit, bitch
>>62538630https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Omcx3goaQ9g
>HOOD beats>HOOD dropsSasuga
>>62538676The only thing CEOs care about is short term stock price.
>>62538677This is the first time in a while I have seen people quote that video
>>62538679Nononono, if you did the exact opposite of what I said last thread, under the assumption that Seagate was actually rebounding, you'd be up so much. I technically did tell people, inversely. But the rule goes that you must always do the opposite of what 4chan (or Reddit) says.
>>62538666Can you meet it? Why are you still using leverage given the market conditions?
Multiple banks are offering $400 if you open an account and put $1000 in it for 90 days. Is this a scam? Thats 40% returns in 3 months for nothing. Do it at 3 banks and thats $1200 for free.
i lost an entire year of gains to SOXL literally cannot make this shit up.if i cared about my future, i would want to rope. im ambivalent about the future.
Any of you guys listening to the MSFT call?Sure sounds like they have an Satya Nadella recorded opening statement kek. >>62538654MU book value then was 40 bucks. It's 90 now. The fundamentals are different. Short DRAM right now btw.
>>62538701It’ll be 385 tomorrow
Any anon lost life-changing money? I had $100k daily swings but that was April with oil.
>>62538684>60 p/e reddit stock>why line go downWOW NIGGER WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS AHHHH!!!!
Orange Nigger is chimping out in Iran again
So whether USA bombs Iran tonight depends on whether Trumps friend have any money to slurp with or if they’re bagholding?>>62538691Damn you’re right. Sorry should have listened
>>62538694They're desperate for liquidity to rotate and offering good goys a way to stop gambling and calmly wait for a small bonus.
>>62538671Not if you used collateral like your house of an insurance policy. They can take it. Some broker now have people travelling the country dedicated to just foreclosing houses for margin calls. And yes. People are that fucking stupid and greedy.
Korea yesterday and tomorrow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1xqSZy9_4I
>>62538705It's 43 you african american
>>62538700I had 1.5 mil at one point this year. I have 900k now.
>>62538708Yeah. Talk about telegraphing distress.
OMFG Seagate stayed green, guys. We are so back.
>>62538706He doesn't have the balls to be a good wartime president. He comes up with absolute bangers like bridge and powerplant day and then cucks to some crying Pakistanis.
>>62538703I'm withholding judgement until QA really puts the screws to them on spend. No position in MSFT till that.
>>62538712>after dropping 20% this weekI'll buy it when its in the 70s again I do really like their long term prospects and I like that they got the trump kids accounts
>>62538722I’m short 420 calls so I might just be coping
>>62538694400 for 1000? i've seen 600 for 5000 but nothing like what your talking about.no it's not a scam. the credit bond market dropped off because of record delinquency. banks were left holding the bag and are running dangerously close to reserve requirements. if things get worse they are going to go under, but they don't care because they are fdic insured or something.
>>62538725>I'll buy it when its in the 70s againMe too actually.
how do you people gamble like this, diversify a bit lmao
>>62538704I'm a 110k small fry and was playing around with 20k until I lost 11k. Funnily enough it was on oil too. Was up 5k at first, even siphoned the money out of the broker account but it was too tempting so I went back in to get fucked. I shall recover and double my initial gain this or next year with my 2025 long gamedev positions.Was the most money I ever lost, hurt like hell for a week. Life-changing I suppose because that's 3 months of savings. Just time at work I'll never get back.
>>62538733Because gambling is the only way out.
>All that selling and Sandisk RSI is 41>It was actually still overbought
>>62538736no, it's a 1% chance to make it, slow and steady takes longer but the odds are better
I'm financially ruined for the 3rd time this weekhow many more?
can we really go lower so soon? if kospi dumps we're going lower which makes me think kospi mite not dump since it's basically all 1 guy doing these things and he'd be dumping himself basically
>>62538736it really isn't though.. its the most likely way to make your life worse unless you get lucky but even the ones that get lucky don't understand its luck they think they are smart and they keep doing it until they blowup too.just buy SCHD/VOO every week and don't read any news ever and you will 100% make it. if you gamble with leverage/margin there is a 90%+ chance you are a stupid faggot that will lose everything because you niggers don't even understand basic hedging/position sizing/risk management
>>62538736get higher income. simple as
>>62538744slow and steady only works if you make enough to contribute meaningful money. most biz anons are from poor countries like europe so their only shot at financial freedom is gamba.
>>62538748have to listen to months of gambletards telling you to buy calls on everything and when they're utterly obliterated they're no where in sight. really shitty discussion flow here
>>62538377I solded.15k loss
>>62538751ah yes i will just ask for a Living Wage(tm)
>>62538736
>>62538759I could never do that. Which just means eventually I’ll lose everything
another -10% day on micron
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED MOTHERFUCKERS
>>62538760Minimum wage should buy rent, food, transportation and whatever fun you want with your minimal free time -- at a minimum! Higher pay should be for lavish living. But no, we have to support the prison slave labor paradigm. What an awful world we live in. I fully support God taking over at any time.
>>62538736No need to gamble. I started in 2022 with $60k in my brokerage. Now $286k. All from a 40+ portfolio of cheap stocks (low p/e, peg etc) that have line go up on rev and profit. (Plus somewhere between $700-$1.8k monthly savings.)
>>62538755if you are a poorfag and want to gamba then just trade 0dtes but have a max loss every day of like $200.just try to make $100 a day or some shit and park the gains in SCHD or some shit while you practice not being a fucking retard. worst case scenario you lose $200. if you lose $200 multiple days in a row you cant read a chart and you should just give up desu
>>62538770nah shits gay I just want to scalp some bull runs not this micropeenor shit show
>>62538694It's legit. Before I got into stocks I would do this once a month. Made $2000 last year from that alone. You can also do this with credit card sign on bonuses
>>62538727RIP.They said capex unchanged but they'll remain cashflow positive and away the line went up.
>>62538773>just start with 60k broFuck off nigger
>>62538768Look at that cuck-sucking mouth!
We are so back
Why are they pumping it now?
>china tech is the same as japan/usahttps://youtu.be/iAQE8WFDZis
>>62538780Yeah oh well. Good thing it’s defined risk and not a large position. Walking the dog so my ID will change
>>62538774$100 per day is probably twice as much as most people on biz make, and that's before taxes and other living expenses. not everyone was born with a red, white, and blue spoon in their mouth.
>>62538748Yeah so I can be 50, tired and have money while surrounded by browns and niggers? No thanks. Better try and gamble and live for today
>>62538791if you don't have $100 you shouldn't be here. fix your life.for real just start selling drugs or something if you don't have $100 I'm not even joking you have nothing to fucking lose if you are that pitiful
Draft soon
>>62538759Good job, saved yoself from further loss. Just as the name of the game is makin money, so is staying in the game. Unless there's some miracle with iran, and all the refineries get repaired overnight, and Koreans find a billion dollars in between their couch cushions, and the fed changes course, and trump stops being an emotional bih, and y'all stop panicking We at the 73rd percentile of the last 200 days range. This shih bouta get fun up in here.
>>62538403I wish I could kick his teeth in right after he is liquidated. That pedo freak deserves it
>>62538782If you are prudent you can get tens of thousands really quickly even on shit wage. Don't waste money, sell things you don't need, cook your own meals, hustle a bit
>>62538768MU has crashed to the year Charlemagne wasn't even born yet
>>62538786It's a false pump. Wait for it to end and then enter an inverse ETF, faggot.
>>62538773Nice work. You had to look past guys who 5x you. And will end up with nothing.
>ServiceNow back in greenOkay maybe not all is lost
Oh no!
>AH opens>let's just zoom up 40 points
>>62538796You’re such a bad ass. Do you sell courses?
>>62538808Nothing happened?
>>62538808Absolute orange nigger in chief
>>62538755us euroserfs can't gamble, unlocking leverage is a fucking chore, that's why our markets are less volatile I guess
>>62538808I dont remember what happened last time
