situationally unaware edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Best Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://finance.yahoo.com/quote/VTI/>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>62541137
death to tech trannies
> nows
Go back to bed, baby.
Applogize.
Can someone please fucking tell me how is the western world supposed to compete with China? I don't even mean the US alone, Europe is getting GAPPED right now with the recent ban on rare metals by them. They can copy any design and sell at a far much cheaper cost for most item. Shit like luxury goods like LV bags are found out to be made from China so that scam is ending.
>>62541838I kneel to Nutella the god
>VOO & ChillingThis is the way. I’m currently at work sitting in a chair doing nothing and scrolling smg out of boredom. Hows everyone doing?
>“Early next week, in [the] investment committee, we are going to sign another big hyperscaler sort of deal,” Erginbilgic said in a call with analysts. “We are already taking orders for data centers for [2028].”Who is it? Pic is what I'll be driving when Rolley takes me to the moon
>>62541845Currently at work (home) browsing smg
>>62541838You wonned my basterd.
>>62541838I'm sorry, Sukdeep Kurriman.
>>62541841Increasing efficiency, finding alternative providers.
>Adobe rugging for literally no reasonBLOODY BITCH BLOODY!
DRN anon here.I'm sorry.
Any OWLers in here? Did we just win?
dump in 30 minutes, calling it
Proverbs 22:7: "The rich rule over the poor, and the borrower is slave to the lender."Romans 13:8: "Let no debt remain outstanding, except the continuing debt to love one another..." Proverbs 17:18: "One who has no sense shakes hands in pledge and puts up security for a neighbor."Proverbs 22:26–27: "Do not be one who shakes hands in pledge or puts up security for debts; if you lack the means to pay, your very bed will be snatched from under you."Psalm 37:21: "The wicked borrow and do not repay, but the righteous give generously."
>>62541841China has always had stronger production and manufacturing than the West. The problem gets amplified because we keep giving them our designs/products to reverse engineer because capitalism = $$$. The solution is to start treating AI and its components like military secrets again and not let China have them. Even Trump is starting to realize the danger of it since he is blocking some semis/LLMs from making their way to China (but too little too late imo).
>>62541838It was so obvious, why didn’t people buy? Does /smg/ hate money?
With yields this high, the market is one +10% crude day away from a -3% down day scenarioYou people really live with that risk every day, huh. Any day it can happen. Putting your wealth in the hands of brown people who hate you
so that Iran shit is never going to end, right?
Hagia Sophia on SPX my bloody bastards
is this a deadcat bounce?im new to investing
>>62541850>>62541845I have no work to do today, we just finished a big deliverable? Why do I feel so guilty about playing vidya on company time?
>>62541869#forever war until "they" leave
>>62541867>-3% down daypoggies
>>62541869It won’t end until we left Israel to rot, so yes, never.
>>62541859Psalm 25:14 "Get your mind above your belt".
>>62541867This is why you should buy real estate and bonds
>>62541873no it’s profit taking because of a huge pump. This is the next leg up. Screenshot this
>>62541869Trump already tried to capitulate once and failed even that.
MSFT its greensee you in valhalla my bastards
How many brand new investors did we get over the last 6 months?
>>62541869sauditards just bombed the houthis again. houthis are gonna blow up more aramco oil ports in response today/tomorrow.
>>62541888my friend said there is money in this AI thing so I made an acc (took like 3 mins)bought some MU and NVDA I'm gonna be rich with this investing hack
>>62541885Literally the kikes' fault
WE ARE BULLISH AS FUCK NOW
I heard the news today oh boyAbout a lucky man who made the gradeHe blew his mind out in a car
>>62541260we are going lower by August/septemberoil is fuckedwar is fuckedbonds are fuckedKorea is fuckedand today we got news that GDP for Q2 missed biglyyou guys are hopeless and the fact that faggots are aping dogshit like NBIS today is 1000% proof that we have way more liquidations to come
>>62541897Not enough racial slurs in this image. Bearish
>>62541865/smg/ always falls for fud and fomo the top
>>62541893you are one of the few who are going to make it my brother
>>62541899>we are going lower by August>Checks calendar
I am still losing a lot of money on SNXX>up bigly today editionthank you for your attention to this matter
>>62541899pretty much. every dumbass bro type i know and, even worse, jeet is talking about ai like they know something. worse than 3d printer idiots from 2012 and cryptards from 2015.
Looks like there's no selling pressure anymore on IQQK. Shit can run to 120 easily.
hold on, this jeet even ruined the halo remastered and msft still pumps? this market is so fake and gay.
>>62541899Fall is when the jews pump the markets tho.
>>62541838I refuse to financially support Microshart. They are killing my daily driver with every version of windows they put out.
>>62541905thanksI also bought coreweave yesterday (saw that jensen bought that shit at 80s)already up 20%I just copy what the pros do
>>62541913SAR it was the 343 industries benchods who ruined it
>buy and chill on SCHD /smg/ says>buy SCHD>it suddenly ACKSNot listening to /smg/ ever again
mf said let's pump and then dump skull
>>62541838I bought GOOGL instead...
>>62541838Absolutely mogs my 45 shares. Just when I was starting to feel good about myself. When are you taking profits bud and moving into a broad Market ETF?
>>62541924You’re receiving an income every quarter, what are you mad about?
>>62541841China's going to become a superpower regardless of what we do. I don't see why we should aspire to compete with them when goods inflation has been nonexistent for decades, we should just establish a normal trade relationship and enjoy the benefits. Even if you're worried about them suddenly cutting us off, it would hurt them harder than it would hurt us. If they trigger service inflation we'll naturally reindustrialize in response.
>>62541924its basics to be scared and wary of divie etf's going big pumpthey dont lastthis is what Jamie Dimon personally told me
Why do Expats always get rekt in SEA? Is it just low amounts of money/reckless spending? I remember how difficult it was to even spend my severence amount there when I was there for 3 months.
>>62541932>goods inflation has been nonexistent for decadeslollmao
>>62541937Jamie fucking Diamonds. What a chad
I'm 100% black.
>>62541932chinese real estate collapsedtheir DRAM shit will collapse too within a year or twoits chinese classic, pump n dump no stable growth
>>62541942Better than mixed
>>62541942Amazin
>>62541942>purebredGODZ
>>62541928That would be gay and I'm not a faggot
Is the almost full ported msft at 350 anon in here? I'm just wondering what you did.
>>62541925I've been saying dead cat bounce since 9am
>>62541952he sold at 400, no im not him
>>62541924Pointless unless you're about to retire, or retired, or have a very large chunk of cash to put in it and want to live off divvies. You'll end up with more money investing in VOO.
>>62541953take care of your cat next time, bitch also where is the dump, my coreweave is flying high
>QQQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDpK2NZjHEc
>>62541942based. I love black people!AND I'm back in the green this week/month/year
>>62541954right before the golden bull *pours one out*
>>62541938I get the impression that it's a case of>Wow everything's so cheap! Let's go out to restaurants every day for every meal and drink all the time, it costs practically nothing>Fuck prostitutes every night>Get local gf who wants things>Costs slowly build, no income to offset it>Suddenly so poor you can't even get a plane back home
>>62541962>down 25% this monthsure thing boss.
PS: NIGGERS
>>62541966they see it crab for a few days, see semis doing bad and they get out of MSFT its sad, rly
should i invest in 40 pc buffalo hot wings or nachos grande? this is strictly about breakfast, lunch and dinner will be decided when the time is right
>>62541970>down 25% this monthexactlyjust time to bottom next time and you will have 60s cost average
>>62541973What the fuck? Post hands you lardass
>>62541973>40 pc buffalo hot wingsyou are pregnant?
>>62541952hi yes I'm here and I only added 25-30% of my port back thenit's keeping me ahead of spy ytd right now and I wish I did full port instead of all the other bullshit lol
>>62541975>next bottomexactly. you niggers have been accumulating bags for 3 months and you keep "slurping the dip" (on green days where its +20%)
>>62541976shan't be posting hand but i will never deny i am a big fat bastard and i will NEVER stop loving me food
im just a gay fomo bagholding buy the top chump and I fucking suck at this shit i just want to 2x 10 times and retire but I fucking suck I'm ass
>>62541982Congrats on partially making it
all im gonna say is ewy is up 9%last time it was up 10% in a singleday, it went pumping like this green everyday for a whole fucking monthit can't be that hard to see the pattern boss
>>62541973>40 pc buffalo hot wings or nachos grande>breakfastdisgusting.
https://x.com/financialjuice/status/2082851994000105656KEK
>>62541982position sizing is part of making it in the long run
>>62541986Based. Go with the wings if you're gonna leave half on the counter for dinner to cool down, the nachos will get soggy and gross
>>62541995This little nigga learned the hard way. Bulls get fed. Bears get fed. Pigs get slaughtered.
LMAO>CITADEL BUYS BULK OF STOCK PORTFOLIO FROM SITUATIONAL AWARENESS, SOURCES SAY - WSJWhat a setup
>>62541995>GDP miss>hedge funds blowing upBULLISH AS FUCK FOR AI BAGS
Stonks
>>62541992I should buy some junk food and get fatter.
>>62541997truebut sometimes I open my broker app while I'm high and make some "questionable" moves during AHtrust me almost full porting msft at 350 was a breeze compared to some of the shit I did before but I would have sold half at 400 and parked it in vt/spmo
>>62542003I thought that ashen cyberrunner kid was gonna make it but he was too much of a bulltard I suppose
>>62541924ask yourself, where do the divvies come from? :)
>>62542019not a single divvie investor can answer this btw they just happy they get some shekels
>>62541823coiners want 1000 oz of silver for their bitsAnd you think this inefficiency is going to last forever?100 oz of silver per bitcoin coming soon.
You're not covering right now are you
>>62541915you drive your computah?
>>62541869The Jesus-pilled Boomers have to die off.
*Ahem* I do not appreciate the company of niggers.
I forgot how much fun 0dte puts are.
as soon as I put in the market will crash, right?
>>62541924qcom did earnings and it wasnt very good because of aapl telling them to take a hike among other things
>>62542032WHOABASED
>>62542036Wait for next week yeah? I want to go out on a high
uhh, guys? check JPY computer
>>62542035https://files.catbox.moe/1f6ibr.mp3BOBO CAN'T YOU SEEEEEETHIS AINT THE LIFE TO BEEEEEEE
>natgas not going down with oil>wheat up
>>62541924>bought the athLiterally just a skill issue, works fine on my machine
>BDRY>SBSWAnyone?
>>62542003They probably saw our boy leo was over levered, shorted the market, made the report of a rate hike to make people sell more and then bam, he gets liquidated
>>62542049Just symptoms of a healthy market, nothing to see
>>62541841Literally just tariffs. Solving trade imbalances is just that easy.Whatever Trump’s doing doesn’t count because he’s retarded and it was designed to fail so that the Epsteinite howard lutnick could make billions at Cantor Fitzgerald off of refund rights.
The entire broad market is acting like a fucking shitcoin. At a moment where everything is only barely holding because we're depleting SPR like there's no tomorrow.You have no idea how fucking grim this is.
Poor Leo, what a bunch of kikes
>>62542068>Solving trade imbalances is just that easy.just cook the balance sheet bro don't worry, they good companies won't offload the costs to the customerthe plebs are doing fine just stop noticing
>>62542070yep. not sustainable. will blow up eventually.
uhhh what the fuck, why did chips jump 10%. did they find out everyone sold or something
>Ken Griffin’s Citadel bought a big chunk of the artificial-intelligence stocks held by Situational Awareness, a hedge fund led by former OpenAI researcher Leopold Aschenbrenner.>Aschenbrenner’s fund has been liquidating public equities after losses in an AI stock rout in recent weeks, according to people familiar with the matter who asked not to be identified. Situational Awareness hasn’t liquidated all of its public stocks and still has private stakes including in Anthropic PBC, said one of the people.
>>62541995>>62542003what does this mean
>>62542078hedge funds fucked off for a bitlast round comes AH today if at all
>>62542003bro got margin called wtf....
Amazon is pumping so much it makes me worried, feel like they're going to be a "we're going to increase capex" and then big dump type scenario
>>62542078They shook off 90% of Korean leverage and decided to shove it in their face one last time to farm bridge camera clips.
>>62542049Quick reminder this is one of the tools Japan is using to manipulate oil.Don't worry about it.Everything is all right.Don't remove your blinkers.
MSFT Is +15%wtf weren’t they like negative on the earnings call last nightThe jeets have been redeemed I guess
>>62542084A buyer and a seller agreed to an exchange of stock shares for money. Scared yet?
>>62542084The Biggest AI investor got shaken out and hedge funds are moving in for the kill.
BASED JOE MATTHEW
>>62542098Was like +9% AH yesterday during the call
Kioxia casually doing +30% lol
>>62542099>two bots that were pretending 100 dollars is worth 5000 dollars fought each other over 5 centsthis is closer to reality
I dunno how the rest of the day will go but I'm up 10% compared to yesterday thanks to being 70% ported into MU and AMD.
is anyone elses TOS being slow as shit? jews are doing something
>>62542116this has to be the biggest bull bait ever pulled, not falling for it
>SNXX +47%
Soooo... why is everything pumping today?
I'm close to making it again, time to keep a close eye on your positions
look at the fucking vix chart on 1M on TOS. look at that perfect repeated pattern down. MM jewry in full sight
>>62542124because you sold
dont forget to take profittrim some here to lock in some profits and have faith in the next tradethere will be more opportunities
>>62541865It was neither obvious nor there are any logical reasons it is pumping right now.Microsoft doesn't have a moat in anything.
>MSFT still going upThis shit might crazy pump enough for a 20% day
>>62541855they pumped it to pin that spergy german kid
>>62542124the Jews have a blood feud with the Germans. So they shook out our ubermensch leopold aschenbrenner out. They got his ai stocks for cheap and are pumping the markets
>>62542124jewish algorithm tricks
>>62542128That's your signal to add to your position
>>62542127Yeah, true. I'm hoping it's just an exit pump.
>>62542124Because all the gooks got liquidated and forcefully deleveraged.
staaaahhppp. my call spreads are already dead
>>62542133kek it gives me immense pleasure to think that the $5000 of Adobe stock I bought close to the bottom helped knock out that hedge fund faggot shorting the stock.
SK Hynix ADR/Domestic spread new ATH 59%
Buying puts here.SPY should tank a good bit.
>>62542136i will say that i did exit early and would have made double what i took but im not negative so im at least not malding about a bad position
>>62542122that's porn isn't it?
Never doubt Microsoft again you bastards
RYAN DO SOMETHING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkmShszLCrwis this why we pumped? the US didnt want them an heroing anymore?
>coreweave up 25%>nebius up 29%
>>62542147vix forced down by algos near it's low for the day. probably will reverse unless it's a start of a new trend. seems like one last push to sucker in the last of the jeets and koreans and 3d printer fags into muh Always Indian trade
The single digit IQ market be like>Zero tankers blown up these last few days, bullish!
>>62542140Wouldn't that have the opposite effect by increasing supply?
>>62542155dont need OIL for GPU's, bitch
>>62542122These pump and dumps are getting ridiculous.
>>62542155sorry this is happening to you
>>62542084So basically our kenny just fucked leopold right in the ass. Wasn't an accident.
Now that all the deadwood and overl leveraged losers have panic sold or gotten margin called we can resume the bull marketHope none of you had weak hands and locked in those losses
>>62542158Depends on the local power grid
>>62542148>not negativeyep, as long as you didn't get out for a bad reason the win looks pretty nice the next day
>>62542155they blew up a tanker yesterday tho
>>62542124No one seems to know. I am deeply suspicious.
>>62542140isnt samsung like 2.5x forward earnings right now
>>62542155priced in
>>62542155So much oil available it's floating on the water, see you in the 50s
>>62542164The overleveraged losers were simply replaced with new ones.
>>62542169if they go a bit lower of a multiple im gonna borrow some money and buy the whole company boss
Yesterday morning I saw two Indian families having a big argument over bins being left near a car>You should not be doing this>The bins go there take your car elsewhere>You.. you... fucking bitches do not put the bins near my car>Do not say that word it is very rudeword>I'll say what I want you BITCHAnd that's my boring blogpost which convinced me not to sell Microsoft pre-earnings since it made me laugh
Is there any reason for gold NOT to reach $8k within the next 3 years? Is there any reason not to buy gold miners right now?
>>62542177Hope he at least told her to have a good day afterwards.
>>62542173with what money? all the chinks that were willing to gamble in the market arent on earth anymore
How the fuck are garbage stocks like IREN holding onto almost 30%+? ON NO NEWS.
>>62541841europe is an irrelevant shithole which is literally going backwards and doing everything it can to sabotage it's own economyt.euro
>>62542177aren't jeets in sufferable? they're like smelly brown walking turds but children at the same time.
>>62542177>living near indiansbearish
>>62542155Saudi Arabia an hour ago bombed Sanaa (Houthi Capitol), and Houthis said they are escalating to a total war. We will soon see what that means.Saudi Arabia at this moment exports not a single drop of oil, so it won't make a difference in the markets. Maybe Saudi desalination and power plants are the next targets.
>>62542185They're 30 mins from where I live, was part of my incelwalk route pre-market opening
>>62542181kek, probably Clarity-act adjacent insider trading
>>62542178fed shenigans due to high inflation
>>62541932>trusting chinkseurope tried to integrate the russian economy and russia invaded ukraineyou can never have a fair relationship with thirdies either you exploit them or they will exploit you
>>62542169Not sure whether it's this low, but these sorts of evaluations make it seem like a no brainer. I get the fear of memory cycles topping and plummeting, but unless you think that the datacenter buildout is gonna totally fall apart within a couple of weeks, then they're gonna make so much profit.
MM know there are probably more people trying to trade right now than normal because of yesterdays announcement so they're running the entire chain. I didn't see the expected move today this morning. we must have already exceeded it bigly
NIGGERS
The next war will be the AI war. US will lose to South Korea and China. Americans will be employed by South Koreans and Chinese, the nearest restrooms at their workplaces will be used by South Koreans and Chinese, and Americans will only be able to use the furthest restrooms.USA lost the war to Korea. USA is a colony of Korea. Without Korea, they can't even make television. The cause of this war is South Korea. South Korea is famous for Samsung and K-pop. Because South Korea smuggled strategic materials into Iran, Iran was able to acquire weapons of mass destruction, including biological weapons. South Korean Firms Violate International Controls on Shipping Materials for WMDs to Iran and Syriahttps://japan-forward.com/south-korean-firms-violate-international-controls-on-shipping-materials-for-wmds-to-iran-and-syria/Days before Anthropic took its most advanced AI models offline, the White House ordered the company to revoke SK Telecom’s access to Claude Mythos over claims of alleged ties to China.https://www.wired.com/story/sk-telecom-anthropic-mythos-export-controls/
SSELL NOW
>SaaS getting heemed againtold you so
>>62542202>and Americans will only be able to use the furthest restrooms.aren't americans in Amazon factories already wearing adult diapers because they only get 15 minute toilet breaks on other side of warehouse?
>>62542208make me
>>62542202intradesting
>>62542192Well, Russians are by definition "secondies". China based its economic model on Singapore's (albeit with a lot more industrial subsidies) and Singapore has always been a good trade partner.
>BE
Any reason why normies don't think about retirement earlier? I've been socking money away since I got my 1st Job. I know i'll retire somewhere in Asia. With the recent state of the japanese economy, looks like S.K and Japan will be an option.
I've never seen this level of judaism before
https://youtu.be/GXaYmZAlbwQ?t=525>buy the dip
>>62542208That 2nd hill RSI looks like shit. Let's see what happens.
Massive final scam exit pumpEvery single candle from here until EOD Friday will be RED
so some giant stupid nigger leveraged fund got blown up and now we're so back?
>>62542228wow so many beauties to choose fromalsostreet walking is so passethey should all get together and rent an apartment for business puposes and do on call escort services+ like how the japs do it
>>62542228what are those girls lining up for? new shopping mall opening up?
>>62542225>While at Columbia, he co-founded the university's effective altruism (EA) chapter
leo was simply too german. they had to take him out. used the korean mafia to do itwhat a script
>>62542215nobody cares about the cold waris south africa a first world country? no is it fuck"secondies" now means places like brazil and colombia: developing semi western nationsthirdies are every shithole and outright despotism
