Crabby market edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Best Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://finance.yahoo.com/quote/VTI/>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>62541823
> nows
are MM really going to let all these calls now itm pay out? shouldn't they push it back down a bit?
KOSPI circuit breaker,KOSPI reverse circuit breaker.Call it.
green everyday till August 12you have been tipped offciao
You´re supposed to link the thread sister.Anyway, hardware dump is over, get in the market now or regret.
Yesterday>IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAToday>haha just kidding :)This is so fucking retarded.
>>62542599KOSPI is gonna fucking moon, +8% the least.
I am still losing money on SNXX>beeg start to the recovery editionthank you for your attention to this matter
I love a nice spread on some crack.
>>62542599please stop posting slop bobos and frogsthey're creepy and ugly
so who else re-bought INTC
>>62542610They're fantastic, stop pestering him to stop. I just wish we posted more of the normal ones so we don't lose them completely.
any RDDT buyers before earnings? how we feeling? I think 220 pump minimum
XOM or CVX for tomorrow's earnings gains?
>>62542606I don't think enough koreans died yet so the massacre will continue
I'm going on vacation for most of August and I went to 100% cash. Portfolio at an ATH. I don't trust this market, administration or fed at all. Congrats to the guys that listened to me and bought MSFT at 350. Good luck smiggers I wont be checking SMG for a while or doing the lines anymore for a while unless I see a violent giga shard to new lows.
>>62542595Why does he look like that
>>62542610>>62542613You'll get what you're given. I boiled the Pacific Ocean to produce these.
>>62542613the hand drawn low effort ones are more wholesomeslopifying them misses the point and makes it unfunny and unwholesome to me
>>62542600And then the big New York event on the 22nd.
>>62542600CheckedWhat Jewish holiday is on the 12th again?
>>62542605The market is logical and mysterious. Can't wait for someone to find some random bullshit to justify today.>Actually all the capex increased so of course the stocks will increase are you stupid??
AMFN testing has begun. If you're lucky market dump tomorrow or on Monday will provide re-entry.
>>62542622
>>62542605Semis have been dumping for a solid month. It was bound to rebound sooner or later. Pay more attention anon.
>>62542620They're fucking hideous. Keep posting them. I love them.
>>62542621> it filters the kind of people who unironically trade RDDT and NTDOYwe know
ChinaJoy this weekend. Think it will pump some gamedev bags? Do Chinks even care about western stocks?
>>62542627New moon?
New: Ken Citadel is required to liquidate all acquired Leopold positions on the open market before close today due to monopoly regulationsAnalysts predict SPY: $645 by EOD
>nearly 1 trillion market cap stocks going up 18% on a regular trading daythis can't be good
>>62542629Reading that a lot of the semis dump has to do with Situational Awareness being levered to the tits. They got shook out by Citadel, who then bought all of their equity holdings, and now the market is pumping. Could be conspiracy, but the timing does line up pretty well.
>>62542634:3
>>62542642over $2 trillion in market cap was wiped out in the four week sector rout, anon
I found ticker named IMC that just came out today. Thoughts?
I've been living alone for 7 days now...I will not let the insanity win...I must buy an asset to cope...
>>62542649call me crazy but that can't be good either
>>62542642The biggest one day gains are in bear markets my smigga, we will at the very least retest lows.
>>62542658Please stop
>>62542653>I must buy an asset to copethe best assets you can own are a good lifelong friend, big tit girlfriend (or better a wife), or some MUU
So uuuh... no one slurping Meta? Like, doesn't it seem way too cheap now and will probably snap back at least a couple percent over the next week or two?
>>62542646this one is kinda good but still uglytry telling hte slop machine to turn it into a drawing
>>62542629The pretext is that Samsung had gargantuan earnings and told everyone that shortages will go on and on until 2028 and this reassured everyone that the memory-stock bonanza is sustainable, at least in the near term. Me, I find impossible to believe that there is not some mass-market-manipulation going on. I also find it impossible to believe that outlets like Yahoo Finance are not, at least in part, tools to manipulate and massage retail opinion. Yesterday all the news was grim. Today everything is coming up roses.We will see what the coming week brings us.
>>62542661I'm afraid I can't
>>62542664>no one slurping MetaZUCK is crazy insecure, he knows he's a tard and insecure he can't run his company properly, so he will increase capex like crazy
Just got back from the pool. Some sunshine would do you all some good.
>>62542667>some mass-market-manipulation going onbig banks just liquidating small hedge funds with 10-50B AUM im not even jokingretail getting margin called is just an afterthought
>>62542664you can swing it but they have a track record now of doing dumb shit to pump the stockthey don't have much skin in the llm game so they're trying to eat neoclouds but I don't think those are gonna be very profitable either so yeah short term it might swing but I wouldn't hold it for one year if it was down another 20%
>>62542668STOP! YOU'RE FUCKING DESTROYING AMERICA! AND YOUR SHIT IS UGLY!
Going to believe in the CVX poster, will be incredibly upset if they fuck it up
>>62542605Yeah I wonder if thats making more people believe the market really is nothing more than a casino to trade your shares to someone else for more money. I mean once I'm rich I dont really have intent of keeping most of my networth in stocks, seems like a bad idea with how bold theyve gotten of just moving the price to wheeever it hurts retail most and thus signifying the value is just entirely made up.>>62542003Wait...no fucking way are you saying that dump yesterday was solely to trick that 1 guy to close his positon!??!?!?!?
>>62542672>Just got back from the poolif its a public pool, kids pee in them
Deathly blood omens are in the air.
I was going to sell puts yesterday.
>>62542667I'm not saying it's market manipulation just that people pretend that the market is rational but in reality it's palm reading with insider trading.
>>62542664I did buy some, you just know the institutional investors aren't gonna let it go much lower
>>62542672I get enough sunshine walking to my office wage cage every day, thank you very much. No car so I can spend more money per month on the market.
SBSW
>>62542664Seems like a good deal, but more of a longer term play probably. May take some time to recover with all of the lawsuit fuckery.
>>62542617Have a good vacay bro.
>>62542683I made good money shorting semis and I’ll make some more shorting these bloated equities as well. The only downside is developing a taste for homosexual behavior. So far I’ve only dabbled into trans women but even I have the mental clarity to admit im rimming a male asshole and eating a man’s cum.
OIL COMPUTAH IS FUCKING DUMPINGPEACE DEAL IMMINENT SMIGGILY WIGGILIES:3
>>62542649No anon he is right, its basically moving like crypto while touting itself as le professional value instrument of company ownership. Kek
>>62542664Correct me if I'm being retarded but isn't their business model shoving ads down Facebook boomers' and Instagram millenials' throats so they can spend money on shit that never takes off?
>>62542701is net.yahoo.com doesnt also announce the peace deal, get your puts ready
>>62542642OHOHO it's dumping into a slight correction. Time to full-port back in in the green. :DDDDDD
>>62542700That’s certainly gay to say the least
short shidding and fardding. wars over, rates will hold with hawkish outlook. let's fucking gooooooooo
real nigga hoursonly fake niggas sell now do not sell DO NOT
are we buying roblox
>>62542718Sorry anon but I dumped my MUU that I bought this morning. I know...ugh...I know! But I sold it, is all
MM really going to pay out all these call buyers? look at the volume on the call side for 0 dte on spx
>>62542721Unironic pedo stock. It can pump 1000%, I'm not touching it.
>>62542715SPY will tank around 3:30You’re welcome.When you engage in “gay” behavior as you put it you are rewarded endlessly. I truly believe there is a correlation. I left my wife and kid because I was sick of being poor. It’s at that moment I realized to become a devout believer in the eternal lightbringer. The horned goat of wisdom. You all know this is the way. When 3:30 rolls around and SPY tanks to hell, you’ll remember this post.
>>62542717oh no Donald, you listened to jews and they fucked you? Oh no. Terrible.
WTF I love roblox stock now!
>>62542717What swear words do you think he said to the generals?
So why should I not just park 1k in the lunr 2x leveraged etf?At absolute worst I lose 1k. The odds of that 1k 5xing seem actually much more likely.
>>62542732>bladdy basterd bitch benchod i fuck you bloddy basterd
>>62542723leverage is the exceptionyou still real in my book
>>62542682It’s private. I live in a nice neighborhood
>>62542706WOAH!!!!
>>62542728>sosij rollfuggin lush bruv
I'm expecting Amazon to beat earnings and then dump sharply on the good news because that's the way this retarded clown market works now. Buy in tomorrow morning or even AH and ride the recovery. I'm buying leveraged.
>>62542631Been following for several months. My brokerage won't let me buy. Most interesting thing I've seen in a long time. That's all
>>62542726I remember searching for "smooth block model" in the model explorer back in 2008ish, and found a decal of a naked with with big, round tits and big, erect nipples, posed as if having an orgasm. Those were some good nipples.
>>62542743if it dumps back to 200 I might slurp so it won'tI sold back at 240 and I doubt it would pump past that
>>62542750**naked womanWow, I manually typed that.
>>62542667Yahoo literally seems like ai simply scraping news headlines and making a new narrative each day regardless of endless contradictions. I remember one day the headline was something like, "Market pumps on Iran war escalations" like wut lmao
>>62542750I used to play Roblox and heavily use their forums around like 2012-2014. Sucks they got rid of the forums.
Thank you whoever told me sandisk rebounds the hardest, absolutely insane SNXX can pump 45% in one morning, just made back two thirds of my losses.I should sell, i definetly should sell it, however....
>>62542728Luv me sosijLuv me GreggsSimple as
>>62542734Why did they drop that much? Just hyped and overvalued? What's the possible scenario that will pump them back up?
Bagholder bulls boutta be exit liquidity for big Kenny G when he dumps fucking everything in one two threeOhYeahOhYeahBear market bitch and we just gettin started
You're still pinned to yesterday's gamma at QQQ 680. >>62542599Tonight is the final kospi trading day before they>ban position entries or additions below 30 million won>ban portfolio margin applying to leveraged etfs>ban new single stock etfs from listing>ban buying single stock etfs in single stock increments, minimum lot size is 20 nowIt will probably be very fucking volatile.
5 hours until korean mass roping continues.
>>62542667If this was the bottom, then the pretty clear storyline is forced deleveraging and margin calls selling. Rest pales in comparison. You can call it market manipulation, but it is what it is. I don't think chip companies telling us about how they definitely are all sold out and totally going to keep on going for years to come is moving the needle anymore. It's the same old story told hundreds of times by now.
>>62542775Can't wait. Billions of zipperheads must be liquidated
MICROSAARS WE WON. WE GET 100 RAEP THE WHITE WOOMAN VAGENE WITH IRON ROD
>>62542759I remember playing around with the url from the one for the t-shirt creator and accidentally finding a 3D creator of some kind I don't remember right now. I asked the staff about it and was told to shush. There was nothing stopping you from accessing what was there, and I was never credited with finding it before it released officially.
>>62542766>Just hyped and overvalued?All of space was overvalued leading into the SPCX IPO. Rugged after, if you're a believer then the current valuations are very attractive, especially for RKLB. DYOR
>>62542764disgusting
>>62542764Love this chap
>>62542667>outlets like Yahoo Finance are not, at least in part, tools to manipulate and massage retail opinionfirst day in the market?
You have approx 17 minutes to get out before violent red candles
so in an ideal scenario, sneedisk sells off a bit down to 16.5% up for the day until like 3:40pm ET, then VIOLENTLY rips upwards to end the day at $1,289.69this will mean I can close my short in the black and maximize today's gainsif not, i'll just eat the loss on the short and close it tomorrow
>>62542784My favorite part is at the end when he rips that gnarly belch and not a single person behind him even looks up or seems to care
>bears are begging nowkek
>>62542775>[Raughs in Nork]
Where do you guys plan on retiring, I think $3-5M is enough for me in Asia.
>>62542795topkek, he has an intimidating aura so I'm not surprised
>>62542798>retiring
>>62542798wtf are you doing in asia that you need more than 2M, 2M in the states can net you comfortably 80k+ annually
Please if you can hear me president trumpPlease launch a ground invasion in the next hour so my puts print
>apple stock tanks because they can't buy chink memory>korea sells their ropes and kospi turns green>mega memory pump tomorrowscreenshot this cause it'll be embarrassing how wrong I am
>>62542790>save my puts plsno faggot
Follow your leader, chipchuds.
>>62542773Wouldn't that make the last chance for some to enter? Wouldn't that seem like priming for a pump?
Statement from CEO of Korean Market: Ching Chong Ching Chong Ching Chong Ching Chong Ching Chong
>>62542813In a bull market everyone’s a genius
>>62542817KORE W-BAKKU STREETU BOYS?
>>62542813>he sold
>>6254280480k annually is going to be minimum wage early next decade. We need at least $40k per month.
>>62542804I had already lived there briefly, so I figured the run rate would be like $80-120k a year. That only because I plan to travel back to the USA for like 6 months and also travel to a bunch of other countries in the surrounding area. I wanna be able to fly back on business class cause i'll be old and i'll need the sleep by then.
>>62542819Oppa gangam style
>>62542818>I'm le smart if line go down
>>62542813Pranked so hard.
I sold MSFT for over 20% gain. 500 bucks is 500 bucks.
>>62542758they 1000% have some ai trained to pump these garbage headlines and overload everyone's feed to cash in on yahoo finance which is bottom of the barrel garbage to begin with only boomers swear by itthem and a gorillion other finance slop websites do this "why is x stock down %" or "the REAL reason x stock is up today" but they have the name to pull gullible retards to read their slop
>>62542830Those headlines have been like that since at least 2019. They probably use a bash script.
>>62542828I'm also considering selling ADBE. I was 30% up at one point and now it lost momentum. I got quite decent at catching falling knives, but I always sell early.
>>62542828I can sell and realize 29% right now but it would feel like betrayalI'll wait for 500 before I redeem the needful
Tomorrow on open, thinking about putting a little each in the following: Dram 2x, sandisk 2x, and lunr 2x.It would be a gamble but a good one
>>62542828Based proofit taker
just gonna put all my life savings into META and wait for it to go back up to its usual level . thats a good plan right
>>62542813This guy looks like a vampire (Jewish)
>>62542839yeah it does feel very primitive like a plug and play script but they definitely incorporate some llm shit in it now and they're all doing itwish I could filter my news feed but sometimes I do use yahoo finance for obscure penny stocks
>>62542846>sneedisk 2x>mfw
Wait, SPCX can't even manage to be fucking green on a meme manipulated day like this?
>>62542667I'm going to get flak for saying this but retail doomerism sentiment is botted everywhere.I keep track of news related stocks bundled in posts on both twitter and reddit, and every fucking time there's a huge dipperino, without fucking fail, extremely bearish users come out of the woodwork to doom post about how tomorrow is going to be even worse, and retail just capitulates and sells their high risk Beta cap stocks, only to have the very next day pump like nothing fucking mattered.These accounts are days old, private, never make comments in any other thread or subject and disappear the next day.
>>62542857I started paying attention to it after my employer IPOd. The headlines are always so stupid lol. My favorite is when Korea either pumps or dumps on open, they print the headline, then it reverses
>>62542668Don’t let the ai haters win anon
Black Friday tomorrow (S&P drops 10%)
>>62542813He was 4x levered in a pair trade long hardware / short software. >muh chinese wallThe prime brokers all knew the liquidation was coming if he was selling at all. They just read the private orderflow and algo short it. Then that info gets out and suddenly the accelerated chip route makes more sense. Everyone fucking knew.
Scared money don't make money but I can't leverage no more
>>62542667First time? Don't come in the current oil market, kiddo
>>62542850I don't like META but these stocks usually recover after the market is done having a hissy fit and signaling their bs views. There will be some bullish news eventually and the narrative changes just like that
>>62542813He died for our sins pbuh
Power hour PLEASE
How long before the Jewish owners at Jersey Mike’s destroy that Franchise?
alright, well done MM. you stole 3k from me today.
>>62542864I found out by looking up stocks I knew a lot about and yeah the headlines are completely out there and they do that slimy pop media thing where the articles bleed into each other so before you know it you're reading about "WHY X STOCK IS GOING TO THE MOON CLICK HERE TO CLAIM FREE X STOCK NOW"I'm just baffled knowing boomers used to religiously read this like it was the ft or some shit lmao
Just sold my Micron stocks. For a small loss.But man do I feel I huge relief considering how much I was down at close yesterday.This investing game is tougher than I thought.Anyone here recommend trading in penny stocks?
KOSPI. I need you at 12k by October.
>>62542880Jersey Mike subs are still good though, $20 giant sub, turkey with provolone and bacon mikes way just slaps so hard.
>>62542764Pretty decent snack. Seems like a nice appetizer before dinner.
Nvidia bros will our bags ever turn a profit?
sneediskthank you for your attention to this matter
>>62542693AG
>>62542892Anon, even if this pump is fake, it'll be neon green by December. Did you really need the money immediately?
>>62542899You are giving all of your capital to others, thank you sister.
>>62542896The only one in my area went under after only a year.
>>62542902>Did you really need the money immediately?I think you fail to realize how many motherfuckers treat the sell button as their savings account.
Today’s bounce was your exit opportunity if you don’t sell, you deserve what’s coming
>>62542867BoJ after market. Chipchuds have no idea how fucked they are.
>>62542892I'm 25% ported into a gamedev pennystock at the moment. It's like playing leverage with how high it can moon. It could very well just shit itself of course, but the fundamentals are there so at least they won't go bankrupt. Pessimistic scenario is x1.5, neutral is x2 and if it pops off it could be as much as x4 based on past performance. Though they did issue some shares in the meanwhile so it's gonna be harder to pump it up..
>>62542900I enjoy your posts.
kxiay up 30% and earnings call today lol
AMZN will never fully realize its true market potential until I can buy a wife(not-whore) within 2 business days.Earnings will crab
Opinions on PGY apart from >Israel?
>>62542914Oh anon, fundamentals don't matter anymore. In fact they haven't for a long time
>>62542912there will be no change. nothingburger
>>62542902No, I don't need the money immediately. I only invested what I could afford to lose.Not sure I want to play the long game either though.I was hoping to "day trade" somewhat. But now realise that is a bad idea because I work a job until 5pm and I am not at home to make trades when the NASDAQ market opens. So I'm open to making big fuck ups.
>>62542922We'll see in a few hours, won't we, baggie.
>>62542925it's still very possible to make gains day trading at night. night trading if you will
>>62542672I was at the beach
>>62542925>not day trading on your phone on company timeyour dad used to do lines in the bathroom at worklive a little
>>62542927funny story I have no bags just staring my opinion as an unbiased observer based on common sense that holds true almost always. especially the common sense part
>>62542732he is POTUS, a billionaire, a global elite. if he can't use the most premium gamer words then what is the point of anything.
>>62542931Seriously, he's an Eastern European, no way he has an important job, kek.
>>62542929Nice. I’m going to the beach tomorrow
>>62542921They covered development expenses with an XBOX Game Pass deal already before release and I'm certain the game won't shit the bed based on the demo I played and the interest I'm seeing. Besides, it's not a full port. As I said it's 25%, which would hurt but wouldn't make me rope myself.
>>62542916
>google an unknown number from a missed a call on my phone>first result is an unhinged 2,000 word diatribe about the scammers who own the number>This is a massive fake financial services loan and debt collection scam by madarchod criminals calling from India>All unsolicited callers with foreign accents, usually Indian or Filipino, are mostly scams. No other countries are infested with phone room sweatshops filled with criminals.>Google "Hindi swear words" and memorize some favorites; call him "Rundi Ka Beta" (son of whore) or call her "Rundi Key Betty" (daughter of whore).
>he didn't buy the soxl dip
i hate this dogshit marketno matter what you do you can only lose
>>62542942Same, and for the rest of the month probly. Soxlsisters we are eatin good. A lot hinges on the amzn apple earnings though
>>62542954I was a bit late but still got my dick greened p good. it's going back to 300 right? promise?
>>62542953They keep calling if you answer.
>>62542954I told them 90 was the bottom even tho it was 88 close enough also mu bottom 700 close enough
how much have u got invested?
used the retension 2 hours after open to short because rsi was overbought as fuckweeks of dumping now we get a 4 % nasdog plus on one day? on what ducking news???what did i do wrong??”
>>62542813he was a victim of the classic Jewish fake out
>MU 22%+And i thought yesterday i should buy on this dip but didn't Lol
Listening to this Aschenbrenner guy in an interview, dudes entire thesis was that line will go up.
>>625429640 - am lurking stillI will never make it
>>62542972Are you loaded up for the next dip?
>>62542971Smart guy
So bobos, how ya feeling today, still shorting that ai bubble like the big short movie?
>>62542862Not surprised desu. I see big youtubers whose comments are filled with so many fake sounding comments that I suspect they aren't as popular as they supposedly are.>lots of people know who mr beasts>but thats because his face is plastered all over the place>ask people "do you know mr beast?" Followed by "how much do you watch him?"Wouldn't surprise me if the stats show he is known but not watched and tens of millions of fans are all just fake.
>>62542980I'm bullish but we are obviously going to sell off tomorrow
>>62542980Yeah this is the scene where I’m on the floor and then later I win big and I star in the sequel
>>62542962I don't answer calls anymore if they're unknown, unless I'm expecting a call from somebody who might not be in my contacts.
>>62542972> The ancestral 100% cash chad
>>6254296468k in safe boring broad market ETFs. About 4k in small caps and momentum gambling which I usually fuck up.
>>62542975Im planning to DCA in around 30k in the next year and a half
RKLB is already in the shitter. Should I still sell? The bubble seems primed for popping
>>62542971Well it did, for a while>>62542964Bout $140k, sitting on $67k cash
>>62542971i dunno what interview you're talking about but i'm pretty sure his thesis is that ai is the most important and potent technology ever invented and that societies will pour enormous sums of resources into it because the race to agi is a paramount national security concern and the winner will dictate terms indefinitely, a side-effect of that is that line go up though
>>62542996>race to agikek yeah and data centers in space and self driving cars too right, goy?
Burry getting his lil Burrbussy stretched LMAO
>>62543000What do you get from being a racist piece of shit?
All this effort and MU is still massively down on the 5D chart
>>6254296485k in individual stocks15k in savings
>>62543000you gotta do what it takes to get what you want. only those in deep poverty think there is profit in scoffing
>>62543006your hooknosed seethe
so glad i didn't sell ftec. now i just auto invest $200 every paycheck.
>>62542896Pass Frieren fren. Ive had their subs. Most generic subs that seemingly have no flavor whatsoever. Their stock feels overvalued so I obviously aint buying it lol. $20+ for what is basically subway.That reminds me someone recently posted that Jersey Mikes was a restaurant bought out by an 18 year old with the help of his football coach. A mere ~$100k loan (~$800k in 2026 money btw)>~$800kImagine getting an $800k loan and just buying SOXL at close yesterday with it and selling today
>>62543006This goy is still waiting on fusion and monorails, only after those come around will I die for israel
RDDT earnings in 30 minutesmy anus is ready
when does it end
>>62542964You need to be more specific.I have 60k outside of investments, about 81k in brokeragez and 120k in retirement funds.Yes I'm cash heavy, but I'm also a huge dumbass who put too much into a CD.
jerome, pls
>>62543004https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QKV1jX1wS8
>>62543017I'm from the future, it will gap up to $200 then down to $170
>>62543015Jersey Mikes are great because they are Subway 2.0. Better bread, better protein, fresher greens, more of everything when you ask instead of only getting 2 leafs of spinach.But that said I do agree their stock is overvalued. Firehouse is where it's at.
>>62543026fuck I think you're rightbut it could pull a MSFT and giga pump...both were negative YTD
>>62542964About a million mostly in index funds and about 25% in cash.
Silver.
>>62543030I feel like firehouse used to be better
Why does reddit even make a profit?You visit the site and read some pretentious claptrap. How many ads can this thing possibly serve?
>>62543008MU fell 28% from the high as of now. But would have to rise 66% to get back.
samsung is now in the robotics sectorhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/-QjtzRIfy_Ui honestly thought TSLA would lead in robotics but i trust the chinks more when it comes to stuff like chips and robots
>>62543038The jannies do it for free
>>62543040When does Indomie go public, they're literally dominating europe/asia/africa/MENA right now.
>>62543026It finna dump 20%
Sneedisk, green or red tomorrow?
>>62542813Four ways people go broke:>Liquor, ladies, leverage and Koreans
Feel like Apple is about to get raped in some 20 minutes or so
>>62542764>brits will become americanized soonI will buy more LLY.
>>62543035>Silver.based
>>62543053100%
>>62542980Tomorrow I'll buy SOXS at a better price than before. I sold today for a small profit. I'll buy even more at a lower average price.I was expecting this to happen and was right, so now I can buy again at a better price.
>>62543038Not sure either. Only way any advertiser gets impressions on Reddit is that someone is scrolling at night and accidentally clicks on an advert, because they literally made adverts look the same as user posts.
i am gonna sell 200 soxl. it will raise my breakeven price to about 127 but i feel like if things go good that will be easy to achieve, if things go bad though i wanna get less heemed, and i think it will up the odds of them allowing the good ending.
>>62543058Let it be known that precious metals trail the market. Its just how that works now.
post market close, pump or dump?
Are you guys ready for my Klarna gambit to finally pay off tonight when Apple have their earnings report and discusses their new partnership with Klarna? For months you people have mocked and ridiculed me. You taunted and you’ve laughed. Tonight you’ll apologise, right?
>>62543074As if its even a question that KOSPI will omegadump tonight. Are you fuckin high
Bank of Japan
>>62543034how u get so much money?
will SOXL pump or dump tomorrow im guessing it will pump since i capitulated at the bottom yesterday. as always it pumps hardest right after i sell.
>>62543075What was your entry point on that thing again? It IS up 7% past 5 days but I suppose that's not enough, right?
>>62543074Crab into pump tomorrow
All I need is the market to giga pump some more and I will make back my money, so what I need happening is>Amazon reports great earnings>an end to the Iran war>an end to the Ukraine war>the three major memory makers to announce a startling huge advancement in memory but it will cost a lot
>>62543050i'm going to make a bold prediction and say we at least touch 10% up intraday at some point huehuehueit's gonna make my sneedick hard
Bank of Japan rates decision statement leaked:>ching Chong Ching Chong Ching chong
any UK/Trading212 bros in? I have about £110k uninvested and it's actually depleting in value, by tiny amounts (£55 today) but stillwhy? shouldn't it either plateau or go up in value by tiny amounts via interest?
I OD’ed on pain killers, xanax, and booze and was reborn as a triple leveraged semi-conductor ETF
>>62543089pluto, neptune and saturn are in retrograde
>>62543089Iran is gonna keep humiliating Trump until the midterms, maybe even until the elections if they please.
Seeing how jacking up chip prices was disastrous, could giving cheap chippies to gamers be a bullish strategy for nvidia and skhynix
>>62543089Fine lol not soon and good luck, respectively
>Market fully recovers with yields higherbasically the market is getting stronger for no reason
>>62543083Up around 17% so far
>>62543097Uhhh in English doc?
>>62543095Saar you forgot about the daily account maintenance fees and investing loicense fees
>>62543098Isreal wants it to stay like this also
>>62543089kek baggie
>>62543095You should be able to check your statements to find out why it's going down.What type of account are you holding your cash in? Invest, CFD, or S&S ISA?
>>62543095The apps take the interest, I'm sure this is the case on all of them, part of the reason they can keep costs low
>>62543076watch KOSPI closely. it is right at the 200 SMA.>>62543050who the fuck knows. i want to buy it if it gaps up with a 1-2% stoploss, but i probably won't. extremely hesitant right now.
>>62543099Gamers are ungrateful swines that upgrade once every 2 generations, sometimes even 3. Also, lots of gamers rose up and swapped to AMD after Mr. Leather Jacket's disgusting betrayal.
>>62543097pluto retrograde is good though, it reduces chaos and allows for deep reflection. it's in aquarius too and i know an aquarian who really needs that right now.
>>62543097>no uranusIts fucking over
>>62543097Market correction, trend reversal, and continuation of market cycles.I take it august will be neon green if this is the case
>Pluto>PlanetNah just kidding my smiggies, I love Pluto
>>62543122Only Saturn matters. 6 points on the pole, 6 points on the star.
>>62542899
I feel comfy with VUG
Leopold got liquidated yesterday kwab
>>62543129Hey, can I get a bump to my credit score?
DING DING DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?+6.87% here
>>62543107>>62543112>>62543117figured it out ladsI'm holding £11k in Canadian Dollars because I bought some leaf shit a few weeks agoGuess it just doesn't convert back to save me conversion feesPound is up 0.5% vs CAD today, hence me being down 55 quidall good in the hoodwonder if I should convert backcurrencies are a dangerous game
Today was extremely fake and extremely gay
>>62543139>investing genius>sells the bottomThey’re just like us <3
>>62543121>korea imploded so it may now turn within and find stability>>62543106the technological kali yuga is ending
>>62543142+11.91%also my sneedisk EOD PT was remarkably close to being dead on- predicted $1,289.69, closed at $1,270.96kino
>>62543144hope you bought some cheeky puts for tomorrow
>>62543142+52%
Amazisters, wagmi
>>62543150$1,279.96* fuggg :C
>>62543142+7.01%
APPLE CALLS LETS GOOOOOOOOO
>>62543095do you have any money in a foren curency?that will go up or down based on the exchange rates when giving you your overall account value in pounds
>IREN keeps pumpingJesus
>>62543142+2.73Dollars
>>62543142-0.98%. The port is 'net positive', but I rolled a few calls. And sold a fuckton today. Please dont pamp oil to 400.
>>62543146>the technological kali yuga is endingThat sounds good though.
DIE BEARS
amazon puuumping but i don't see earnings numbers
You aren't out of the woods technically but this is the sort of bounce you want to see, enveloping the previous death candle. We'll see if trading desks act differently after Leopold's done bleeding out as they reposition tomorrow.
Please tell me you covered at some point today
>>62543139I thought he was short?
A-Are... are we back?
>>62543167That EPS
>>62543142+11.21MU and AMD.
Why can't number always just go up
>SNXX now up nearly 55% on the dayGyat dam
>>62543167They almost tripled EPS expectations
i short it goes upi long it makes the biggest dumpi take loss and short i makes the biggest pump in history (4%+ nasdog in one day) am i cursed or jews watching me or what is this madness? literally fucking how every single time time do i get raped??
>>625431421.3%>>62542798Probably near to the grandkids wherever they settle. The wife would like China but we both know that I'd die if I had to live there. >>62543117Nah trading 212 pays 4% if you enable it.
>>62543159Surely they’ll do good, right? Apple is best of the seven
>>62543160>>62543143ah just seen this after i responded, looks like that was itI keep mine in the foreign currency if i trade it often as it saves on conversion fees, but does depend on what you bought it at along with what way you think it'll moveif you plan on buying more leaf stocks then just keep it as that and use that pot to buy them and theres no fx fees
>>62543142My shit crabbed all day but I'm up like 7% this week thanks to the gamedev poomp from Tuesday and Wednesday.
>>62543179just start doing the opposite of whatever you think is right
AMZN won bigly
>>62543173thanks, i guess a lot of the earnings were investment gains but the aws blurb right there is all i care about :)soxlsisters we made good, i already told my mom i was heemed bad yesterday, i get to tell her the opposite tomorrow
>amzn pumping>msft selling offlol
>>62543167Turns out you CAN make big huge money on AI, just don't be some bitch ass LLM only n00b, get yourself AI cybersecurity and cloud then life is good baby.
>>62543171>cautious optimism instead of instant delusions of a new ath, like a battered wife when england wins a game>pluto in retrograde>last 10 minutes were a pumpI think so, we are back, just dont expect to see the same highs as in may
>>62543180>he thinks his lil Elliot Roger kid is gonna produce grandchildren
>>62543142+2.14% and climbing after-hours, but this is just my for fun investing money, my real investments I don't know the daily gain/loss
>>62543170He had a few shorts as a hedge but nowhere near how much he was long. Millions in Nebius and coreweave calls alone and leveraged.
>Pump not enough to recover previous month's lossesMeh. Unless we keep going up tomorrow I'm not celebrating yet.
>he missed the obvious semis bottom yesterday post market during earningsngmi
>250.65 +15.15 (+6.43%)>After hoursBe ready for Jeff's thread tomorrow evening.
>>62543175GDP almost always go up just invest in that
>>62543179When you're comfortable doing a trade it means the top/bottom is in. Opening the correct position should cause you immense distress. You need to fearmaxx, not greedmaxx.
>>62543170Not nearly short enough, and the stuff he was long on got absolutely BTFO
>>62543176+60% and rising
HOW ARE THEY MAKING MONEY I'M WASTING SO MANY RESSOURCES WITH THESE IMAGES THAT I CAN GENERATE FOR FREE; AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH REEEEEEEEE
>RDDT gaps to 190>immediately dumps to 160lmao amazing market
>>62543205Noice
I'M NOT WINNING
>Inflation permastuck above 3.5%>SPV debt looming over retail bagholders>japan dumping bonds>30y yield 5.2%And of course, the bagholding goyim get their relief pump. Everyone who makes shit decisions gets saved by someone who makes even shittier decisions. Call it bobo cope; it's going down regardless.
>>62543195Koreans will pump even harder tonight which will continue our pump tomorrow. No worries. Unless Apple completely botches it perhaps
>>62543205happy for you bro. We've had to endure much, you and I, but within the week, there will be frog men, running the world. A NEW age.
SNXX +SIXTY POO CENT (briefly)
>money wire didn't hit til after closeI swear to God this shit better fucking dump
it's over robloxbros...
>>62543142I hurt myself today
>tfw used to own IRENI'm FOMOing right nowI'm FOMOing hard>>62543182ta lad
See you in 50 minutes
>>62543221>he owns RDDT
>>62543212I hope, but I don't trust Bill Kospi anymore. Need that entire nation to get liquidated first.
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I DIDNT GET IN IN TIME GO DOWN GO DOWN REEEEE
>>62543225Nope I sold MSFT call spreads and did the needful for Nutella
Well I blew up my gambling account. Ill be out for a while
I'm up 13.6% so far this year, but I'm afraid orange nigger is going to tank everything.
>>62543223Me when I look at sneeddisk, fuck surely it'll go down for a day or two
>sneedisk turbopooomping>SNXX gigapooompingi don't want to count my chiggens before they've hatched, but it would appear that i have out-retarded the market and things will be okay after all, oh happy days
>>62543232You'll probably get another chance tomorrow after the nightly gook dump and some profit taking
>Cathie bought COINkek
>RDDTYIKES!
>>62543240Thank you for the cope anon
might buy some amazon, google and klarna
Knightscope Inc. creating literal Robocops of the future and booming today.
>>62543239sneediskfuckingGOD
meta already recovering
>>62543142+2.61%
>>62543244Umm, Redditsisters? What's our response to this?
>Amazon made itIf Apple beats expectations it’ll be another bull run tomorrow like we’ve never seen before
what is this dogshit pattern called? never ever seen this ever beforeit should have moved like the blue linejews literally invented a new pattern to avoid me getting into profit with this short
Uh can I trade my reddit gold for real money?
Where the fuck is Tim Apple
Not for nothing but my lil WULF is up almost 20% today too. I am still underwater on my position, thoughever
crazy moves by rddt lmfaoI would legitimately love to know why it would sell off on this print
>>625432694:30 eastern
>>62543263if you want to invest in social media buy META you goddam tards
>tfwwagmi
>>62543264Waking up REAL early for those spy 0dtes
>>62543239GJ bro
>>62543279It's tim aapl's last earnings call of course it'll pump
>>62543276I'm in neither thankfully.
imagine being one of the liquidated gooks and seeing your exercised sudoku bag v'ing 30+% now
>>62543282Praying lil nigga. Praying.
my port was up 14% todaynot my best stock, my whole net worth (still ~25% down from ath)
How do I short the FIFA? incredible how that orange turd has a reverse Midas-touch and ruins even then most corrupted organization
>>62543287
>>62543286Damn. I get the feeling the Worst Koreans are about to get into huge leverage tonight and cause a huge pump
>>62543134A true visionary
>>62543287Tragic that cryptoshit hasn't collapsed
>>62543264AMZN made it on AWS numbers, Apple is a very different part of the market.
if yesterday was really the bottom i'm not selling until memory and chips does a 10x lmao fuck reality and fuck the bubble fud
AAPL MISSED LOL
Imagine if Apple started to do a little AI spend haha
>>62543287>Miss by 896%
>>62543264Apple's been a "safe bet" all this time that I feel like them doing badly won't affect things aside from rotate money back elsewhere
>>62543293I've called a huge pump tonight, but you may never know with Gooks. Considering it's Friday it may just sell off/crab, but with today's day they ought to follow to some degree.
*FLICK*
>>62543311>>62543311>>62543311
applebottomjeans
>>62543306stock barely down 1% btwrddt beat by 10% and 60% growth and it's down 10%clown market
325 evens are trading
>>62543134an yellow shorty chink
>>62543297That's how I'm gonna look like when Elon gives me neuralink on the gold asteroid mining station in exchange for a singular $50000 SPCX share (worth around $25 pre-hyperinflation).
>>62543142+12%
Poor Tim Apple. Let him at least have some Chinese chips. Oh, wait, they're inferior and cost even more than gook/Micron ones?
Wtf is up with comvault? They beat earnings and dumped so fucking hard it's insane..
someone pump my GOOG
>>62543142+12.94% today, still down about %16 ytd
