IM A BIG DOGBIG BEARNIGGER IM A LION
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>nice fund you’ve got there kid>be a shame if someone started an unfounded rumour that panicked the market and forced you to unwind your positions so I could buy them for pennies on the dollar!
>>62543612Ok biz I've held this deep down too long and I want to get it off my chest. This man is Ken Griffin. He's a big CEO banker type. About 8 months ago he approached me and asked if I wanted a job working for his corporate hedge fund. I figured what the heck why not? Everything went well in the first couple of weeks but then I started to notice some things that were... offputting to say the least. He would take me into the breakroom when no one was around and make suggestive remarks. At first I thought nothing of it. And then he once asked me if my quarterly report was "hard enough to f-word those Gamestop vigilanties back into the Sega era. I stammered something about the Pokemon Go app taking marketshare away from Nintendo. This sent him into a rage. He screamed at me about gorillas or something of the sort. He then procceeded to ban the entire office from packing any tropical fruits in their lunches.
MY OH MY I HAVE FOUND YOU NIIIIGGGEERRERR
>AI tech faggot thinking hes a big dog meets an actual convicted rapist
>>62543612Oh look, it's the cunt that is in charge of both a market maker and a hedge fund (no conflict of interest at all dude trust me)Fuck Ken Griffin
>>62543999Trips of truth checked>t. hodl gme pure book drs
>Thanks for the shares kiddo.When are Zoomers going to rise up?
>>62544076gg no re
>>62544076>>62543860how do you unironically make it in a society where boomers will just casually try to crash the stock market to prevent you from making itIT seems like actual violence is the only answer, because old people with money can't compete in the "beating you to death with a rock" competition.
>>62543612AI genius turned hedge fund manager forgot to ask chat-gpt what risk-management was
