>I'm here for the job interview.
>>62544056>I'm also here for a job interview!
>>62544056>Black Alien here, for the job interview.
Wasnt this the guy who brutally frame mogged Clozzy at the Goon Junction?
>>62544074>>62544069>>62544056These influencers make more than you
>>62544056that looks insanely uncomfortable
>>62544100>Claiming looksmaxxing is anywhere near this derangedboth satanic though
>>62544069>>62544056>>62544074You are all hired, you can start work next monday.
>>62544237Can't do next Monday. I'm getting my butthole pierced.
>>62544249Your kind be damned! What you think we are? Isengard has a staff room for that, you can pierce yourself during your break time. Our company has the highest rate in glassdoor in all Middle Earth. Rest assure that you will treat like family here.
>>62544056Do you think this guy had any ounce of regret once his nose was officially removed and it was impossible to undo
>>62544712was that before or after all of his teeth were removed and replaced with steel
>>62544295Sauron would say this unironically. He made well with his promises to his agents of men.
>>62544950Whoops get the names confused fuck you tolkien Saruman
>>62544056> For the substitute teacher position in the kindergarten? Right over here sir.
>you can larp as a woman in a dress but can’t larp as an inter dimensional reptilian humanoid.
>>62544056OI WHY ISNTS YOUS GREEN YA GIT
>>62544056I remember this guy, what's his alien transformation % at right now?
>>62544056he could get plenty of jobs:circus freak showbackground character in fantasy movieslivestreamer/content creatorprostitute who has sex with people who have crazy fetishes (if he removed his cock he can just wear a strapon, it would be on-brand)
>>62547141Iirc he lives as an expat in a trendy Mexican neighborhood and works for brands
>>62544056We will need to do a DNA sample to make sure you're not trying to fool us into thinking you are not just a regular human being.
>>62544056This guy must feel like a giant idiot every single day. Even if you dismiss how he looks, just imagine not being able to breathe properly
>>62544712If they could fix Michael's nose they can fix him.
Hired. You'll be starting at the daycare.
>>62544100No, you're thinking of someone else
