Move your Bitcoins ASAP: https://x.com/COLDCARDwallet/status/2082961993070247948
>>62544259this board is dead. the biggest self-custody news this year by far and a thread about it gets zero replies after more than an hour. grim.
>>62544259Full analysis: https://engineering.block.xyz/blog/predictable-rng-fallback-and-32-bit-reseed-in-coldcard-firmware
>>62544496never heard of it, if you still rely on hardware wallets in 2026 you are mentally retarded
>>62544496>>62544259This is why I keep 162k on coin base
Imagine trusting your whole stack to a single wallet vendor
>>62544529I've heard far worse things about exchanges than I ever have about trezor.
>>62544544Couldn't be me
>>62544545Just make your own seed you stupid monkey. I picked my favorite book and took 24 random words from it
>>62544582>Huckleberry Finn, my favorite book!>Seed: nigger nigger nigger nigger...
Story hasn't fully developed but still pretty funny that the maxi fag wallet got compromised before the data breached ledger wallets. Turns out etfs are the best.
>>62544582what did you do with the 24 words? if you used a compromised program to generate your keypair then it doesn't matter where the seed came from.
>>62544496All the niggers here are sucking cex dicks.
>>62544860See? Etfs are best goybase are best, hardwwre wallets are baaad saaar, i would say all of these are glownigger accounts, but they are just probably the goylems of the goylem.
500BTC stolen. what a score.
Coinkite maker nvk (Rodolfo Novak) is Jewish.Certainly is a cohencidence.
Coincard was always just a marketing memeIt's not open source. You don't have dozens of diy projects and other hardware wallets based on it like with trezor. Just a shizo with a huge ego who got the most fundamental part wrong.Not even a huge bug. He linked the rng to the wrong library. I feel sorry for all the suckers who bought into his marketing campaignThis is a huge blow for bitcoin and self custody
Would a passphrase solve this issue?
>>62545345yes. but it only buys you some time unless the passphrase itself has 80+ bits of entropy.The hacker seems to be lazy and went for easy pickings. Weak passphrases are probably next on the list now that the explot is known to everyone
Seed signer or gtfo
Also it's not just the mk3. But it has the weakest entropy from what I understand. Other devices with bad firmware are also affected
>>62544496Who the fuck is using cold card?
crazy that an autist maxxed maxxi wallet gets pwnedpeople trust firmware pushed by a company with 5 employees or something over the big dawggs?
>>62544259>>62544496>>62544505I have a Q that i used dice to generate the seed. I have no idea what firmware it's on. Have a bip-39 passphrase in place too so probably fine but maybe i should send back to a my Trezor..
>>62544496It's a dead board and of the few humans that remain, not all will be in crypto, of those that are not all will use hardware wallets, and of those that do it will be Ledger or Trezor. The amount here who will care about "Coldcard" is minimal.
I bought an mk3 about 5 years ago and the ux/ui was so terrible that I just never used it kek left curve wins again
If you didn't roll 100 dice to generate your own seed then you're retarded.
>>62544259JUSTcard
>>62545364ledgers tech is solid but they keep fucking leaking their customers data so nobody trusts them, lmao
>>62545473dice bypass the shitty rng code.And instead of switching you can do a 2-of-2 multisig setup with cc and trezor.
>>62544259Nobody on biz uses this trash
>>62544259NVK more like NVGayBut seriously, who would ever trust a shitskin with a face like this?
Shouldn't this be a bigger story?
>>62544496this is just the people who care during a price winter. when a bull run happens you'll find all the fags that suddenly start shilling crapto again.
You laugh you lose
>>62544259>>62544496i have all my bitcoins in metamask
>>62545361maxis>>62547323you basically have to buy it from ledger store on amazon. jeff bezos has a good track record. no need to worry about fakes because of how secure element mutual authentication works.
>>62547920More reasons to laugh now with stolen millions
kek I bought one of these when I first got into crypto. the hardware was fucking trash.
>>62545351>>62545345>>62545473If you were just going to use a passphrase for your wallet's entropy, then there was no point to generating 12 words (that you might forget).
>>62549317What?
>>62544496this isn't trezor or ledger or jade or something used by normal people
>>62544496IDK wtf a coldcard is... Is it just a competitor to ledger?
>>62544496I've cashed out like 80-85% of my stack and i don't care anymore about crapto. I've won already. Never cared about "cold wallets". Never cared to learn what a blockchain is. To me cryptoshit is just internet funny gambling money. Imagine being a tech nerd shitting on a whole board because no one cares about cold wallet glitch, lol.
I wonder if this primarily affects older purchased devices. My stack was fine on fw 1.2.x from 2024 but I moved it to offline dice today, a whole 2 days they could have taken it but didn't.
>>62544638Lmao
Damn I was gonna buy one of these in the next few months to move my funds out of coinbase.... Guess not.
>>62544259>not your keys not your crypto>dont keep your bitcoin on binance broI am glad cold wallet faggots are getting raped ngl. Their cockiness was annoying.
>>62544259Lol I cant help but laugh. How many stories of people losing their life savings is it gonna take to stop using qnd holsing this bullshit "air" currency. I used to read stories on ledger every week on reddit for fun where, and its almost always the same story, where the victim wakes up to see all their coins gone and cant pinpoint what he did wrong and how he was extra careful. If you lost a million dollars, hell even 50k let alone 1 million dollars, thats the type of shit that will destroy a family, marriage whatever and you wanna put your money into it? Yea its fucking retarded. It'll just get worse.till they find the mother of all hacks and its open season on all wallets you dumb asses and you wonder why we are mean at crypto fags lol what a retard you are.
