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I missed the pump edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Best Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/VTI/

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>>62544689
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> futures
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>AI shitposts and images
>bots responding to bots
It's just you, me, and that other autistic guy left, bro
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Dead general on a dead board.
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So CNBC had this headline (they've changed it now because oil prices went up a little bit)
>Oil prices ease as recovering Hormuz Strait traffic tempers war premium
>Commonwealth Bank of Australia said in a note on Friday that stronger oil flows through the Strait of Hormuz had eased market concerns
>The bank estimates traffic through the vital waterway has recovered to roughly 30%-35% of pre-war levels
So I searched for "Hormuz oil flows" and got this Reuters article
>Oil falls on slightly improved flows through Gulf; set for monthly gain
>The market has stopped trading the war and started trading the shipping data," said Ole Hvalbye, market analyst at SEB Research.
>Every escalation since February has been followed by flows partially recovering within days, so headlines get faded and transit counts get traded more in detail I believe
>Twenty five commodities vessels passed through the Bab el-Mandeb strait on Thursday, while traffic through the Strait of Hormuz remained low with only two tankers transiting, according to Kpler shipping data.
>traffic through the Strait of Hormuz remained low with only two tankers transiting
>traffic through the Strait of Hormuz remained low with only two tankers transiting
It feels like they're trying to gaslight people. What fucking stronger oil flows through the strait of Hormuz are you seeing, Commonwealth Bank of Australia?
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PUMP

OR

DUMP

CALL IT SMIGGERS
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Amount of oil in USA's reserve didn't change but oil prices ease because of thing that doesn't affect oil reserve in USA.
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the real cause of yesterdays poomp has been discovered
it's so over for restofworld
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>>62545416
prices change and then financial news outlets attempt to explain it because that's what their audience wants. often they're wrong. this has been happening forever.
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>>62545415
Kek
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Today looks like another boring day after Korea moonshotted everyone.
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>There are smiggers who doubt AI Mass Adoption
>Despite seeing dozens of AI memes daily

ISHGIGGDIGGNIGGYSMIGGY
KWAB
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>>62545422
>20B
A drop in a puddle.
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>>62545422
most indian thing I've read today
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>>62545422
>20 billion
lmfao
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>>62545419
Kek, saved.
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>>62545416
There is dark traffic with transponders turned off that you won't find out about on tracker websites, but I doubt they have Schlomo Goldberg standing in Oman with a pair of binoculars counting ships either.
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Why is kospi alive again?
Did Microsoft single-handedly do the needful?
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>>62545441
BA$ED
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>>62545442
these guys are counting by satellite images
https://insights.windward.ai/
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deepseek just dropped probably the most efficient model that exists
enjoy your gains while they last
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>>62545444
The blood of a hedgie was offered and the market was appeased.
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>>62545448
>China fud
It really truly could be the bestest model ever(it isn't) and it wouldn't matter as no US company would use it or even be allowed to for muh national security.
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Studio Ghibli is the future of AI slop
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>>62545448
>ANOTHER deepseek moment
3rd times's the charm?
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>>62545451
>>62545453
did you forget last year's "deepseek moment" where indices fell 20% already or are you pretending to be retarded?
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>>62545448
I'm sure it was real in your head https://chat.deepseek.com/share/of0qoy7bsh38m9cut9
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Chinese minister of economy statement on new deepseek model:
>ching chong ching chong ching chong ching
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>>62545456
I'm not a tradecuck so I don't care about volatility, stay coping, baggie.
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>>62545457
>>62545455
>>62545461
it's 1/3 the size of the model it ranks next to, and 1/10 or so the rest on the left
you can cope all you want but this is objectively the most efficient model that exists for its capabilities
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>>62545466
jankiest chatgpt model can efficiently respond in the language I asked in, making it miles ahead of ching chong ching ching chingalingadingding
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>>62545466
Good morning sar
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I have invested my gold losses to help keep 4chan running
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BOBOS ARE SO FUCKING FUCKED

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHH

KEK KWAB KEK
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>dumps all of his newly acquired Situational Awareness fund positions in one single god candle sending SPY to $400
>turns up at your house. Tells you it’s his house now
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>>62545456
Yes I will sell everything based on the chance some fuddie on smg saying the same boy who cried wolf bullshit we've heard a million times.
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>>62545466
And in two weeks they're gonna flood the market with their Tim Apple chink chips made on their own brand new lithography machines from their secret labs.
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Just saw an oil bro scan his card at every single pump at the gas station and then set the pumps running, spilling gas all over the floor
Then he started rolling around in it screaming “TAKE THAT BESSENT”
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>>62545479
Damn, is that why oil went up 1.3%? Didn't know the reserves are THAT low.
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>NVT
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/pmg/ lost i nearly went 1k a month on silver. They really should've been stocking up rice and beans whenever they get laid off desu.
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>>62545469
good for you renting from a gay jew
deepseek can be run locally
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>>62545487
>lost I nearly
Fuck off jeet
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>>62545474
Has KOSPI pumped because of mass /biz/ image generation?
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Futures looking good
Bull market is back baby

Press F to spot on bears
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>>62545419
Looks like a rampage world tour character (N64 game).
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>>62545488
I don't have hardware to run inferior version locally and I never paid for a single token anywhere, and no, I'm not going to build a PC, that would be a shitty investment.
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>>62545492
Shhh don't let PE find out that Smiggers account for 80% of AI demand and don't pay a penny for it

Or else.
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>>62545497
You probably mean Universal Tour, and that game was hot garbage.
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>>62545496
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>>62545501
Ok Unc whatever u say fr fr don't get too riled up
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>>62545500
My 20 bucks a month sub to chatgpt begs to differ ;)
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>>62545492
Yeah, GOOG needs to build another 2 datacenters to supply the increased demand for image generation.
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>>62545506
Why does that Bobina look like a cub...

Oh...

I choose to use my AI powers for good not evil.
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y'all niggas do have a take profit on dram don't you?
well, what is it? mine 67
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>>62545510
Chill
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Market always pumps at the end of the month right before you get your paycheck so you can't buy cheap. Like clockwork.
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>>62545505
Do yourself a favor and emulate World Tour. You go to fuckin outer space.
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imagine if this was an exit pump, imagine the smell

god I want to short so badly but Im already balls deep shorting btc
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>>62545517
I get my paycheck on 15th tho
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Please mr president please bomb Iran to save my puts
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>>62545454
It’s true
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>>62545533
There could be bobos here, he thought
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>>62545529
What an insane thing to wish for. Truly mentally ill.
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>>62545536
This is the TRUE mindset of a bobo. He can only be happy with the destruction of OTHERS! he shrieks in pain as he stabs you in the back.
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>>62545533
>>62545535
For me it's "80s style anime"
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>>62545529
>Not wanting peace on earth for the gains
>Not wanting a two state solution to add millions of Palestinians to global GDP pumping my all world ETFs.
>Not wanting the inevitable arms race that comes with uneasy prolonged peace so that weapons pumps as well.

Burh its like you hate life itself, invest in the good of the world and the world will be good to you my smigger.

It is never to late to repent from your gay bearish ways my child.
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So the yen, bank of Japan and all that, what happened there?
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>>62545543
Based I will try this. I will try 00s digital as well.
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>>62545546
Nothing
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As a foreigner living in China its really cool that I can invest in more specialized mix of chinese companies. But god damn their stock market sucks a fat dick fr fr. Bought Chinese Small and Midcaps (-15%) and then some other fund that looked good performance wise at variety of different time frames, manager, etc only to watch that fucker set my investment on fire after the iran conflict. Gold was on a good run for me but now I am dosing money towards Chinese tech + Korean/AI chippy fund so please expect Samsung to have a -90% drawdown within the next month.
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Alright bobos you had your fun last month. We're going back to our regularly scheduled bull market.
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>>62545547
Yeah be creative with your prompts.
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>catching falling knives
Thank you to everyone in /smg/ who told me about SPY and how it was the bottom. I look forward to more posts about index funds and what's going on with them.
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>>62545557
it literally doesn't matter when you invest into an index fund, but if it did, best time was 50 years ago
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>>62545529
Bobos are mentally ill
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>>62545557
Index Funds are so stupidly easy it makes people retarded. If you just buy the dip the movement and growth of markets and inflation will carry you higher. I'm more curious if the Vanguard Funds will split because they are entering crazy ranges.
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>Fed’s Kashkari: AI Investment Added New Demand Element To Inflation
- Small Steps Would Let FOMC Pause, Slow If Inflation Fades
- Series Of Small Moves Would Be Better Than Waiting
- Monetary Policy Can Address Successive Supply Shocks
- Incremental Hikes Would Manage Risk Of Entrenched Inflation

No clue what this summary wants to tell us.
I think they said supply shocks can't be adressed by mon policy, now it can or what. Don't care.
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>>62545551
The return of Koreans going insane makes me fearful that the big boys will look to liquidate all of Korea
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>>62545545
Best post in SMG from a long time.
Invest in good, AI and WORLD PEACE. Be a BULL, never a JEWBEAR.
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>>62545568
so what you're saying is buy SPXL?
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I am forced to gamble on the stock market just to dodge inflation
To me, this is true tyranny.
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>>62545563

>south Korean president says leverage was a mistake and wants to ban it
>the same week you pump your entire stock market 18% in one day
>expect to return to ATH even though you only got to ATH because an autistic 20 year old kid leveraged 45 billion dollars of retard bets before blowing up his hedge fund
>SNDK is going to 5000 by EOY guys!
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>just buy the dip
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>>62545572
It will be harder to do so now that leveraged etfs are banned there.
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>>62545583
Sell the top and buy the bottom. It's pretty easy. Just time the market perfectly.
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>>62545580
Wrong, it’s going 6,000 EOY
LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>62545580
You can ban leveraged products that are sold to retail but you can't really stop people/institutions from doing options to generate leverage.
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+10% to +25% on your favorite bags!!! Yesterday!! Good JOB guys! Dont forget to HODL. Surely it's not a bulltrap scampump ;-) hehe ... Kek. Baggies!!!! Bagholders!!!!!!!! Did you sell? It'll be even worse after today and next week ... Imagine being so DOWN again :-((( the losses made you feel so bad... but now you won't sell? Is that what you're telling me? X-D Oh, baggie ... What do we tell him, guys??? Should we? Huhuhu... ;-))) 'LOL'
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>>62545600
Seethe baggot.
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>>62545595

>its impossible to have a world where banks don't give 20 year olds 45 billion dollars of debt
>its just impossible
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This thread sucks
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Why even trade non semis/memory stocks when they can dump hard but usually don't seem to pump just as hard? In my experience it's usually stairs up, escalator down except for the rare few that pump hard and get attention. Oh a slow crab up over years? Boring. Fuck me do I need to fucking pull out of the non semiconductor/memory stocks and options and slam it into semiconductors/memory to make my money back in 1 week rather than 1 year?

Reeee "diversify" and yet here I am down on these positions.
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>>62545580
Have you missed the whole "forced deleveraging" thing that's been going on lately, pushing things down heavily? It's pretty natural for things to bounce as a reaction to it.

Whether ATH's will happen anytime soon is up for questioning and they probably won't, but the fundamentals/evaluations would allow for it. It's possible for things to somewhat recover and then keep chopping for some time, before reaching near ATH's. Seems like a pretty reasonable scenario.
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>>62545542
Should I get a Gold SOXL chain?
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>>62545610
its friday, go outside.
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>>62545630

It’s 530am, no.
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>>62545600
What has to happen for this guy and people that share his sentiment to believe we’re actually recovering and this isn’t a bull trap? I’m genuinely asking.
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NIGGERS !!!
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>oil pumping after Iran strikes more US air bases and oil tankers
>Bond Yields skyrocketing as confidence the US government will even be around in 30 years to pay back the debt plummets
>(((hedge funds))) and (((market makers))) exiting after yesterdays scam pump
But bulls still think they are in control. You are never going to make it. Bears are going to make generational billions from the incoming collapse
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>>62545636
It costs 0 dollars to not be racist.
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>>62545635
I’ll only go long once all the Jews, immigrants and Muslims are sent back, AI and tech goes to zero because it’s fake and gay and we all stop using oil which is subject to the whims of the Middle East. Then the economy can prosper. I’ll buy spy at $1 after the great reset
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Am I retarded?

My investments
GOOGL, SONY, SPOT, WMG, TME, TMO, DHR, GLD, BHP, RIO, CAT, DE, APPL

What im trading at the moment
SOUN, LUMN, QUIK, CRNC, KN, IDCC, PACB, ARWR, SNOW
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>futes slowly creeping down
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You think Netenyahu didn’t convince Trump to launch a full scale ground invasion this weekend? Even though he went to the meeting with hidden camera footage of Trump diddling on epsteins island? Are you stupid?
Spy is opening at $400 on Monday
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It's gonna be an early green late red day
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Honestly, bears come off as evil and sadistic.
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>>62545422
>tfw EU is an AI continent
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Honestly, bulls come off as stupid
>muh line go up wagmi baggies let’s own da hedgies!
My bear thesis is simple. 99% of dumb retail are permabulls and they will never let dumb retail baggies make it. Sorry not sorry
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>>62545646
its happening again
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>>62545461
>>62545475
>>62545479
>>62545529
>>62545638
>>62545643
>>62545650
Most mentally stable bobo on this board.
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>>62545654
My euro bossman reduced my workhours to 6/day because of AI this year. No slash in pay, got a 3% raise too.
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>>62545466
dont bother this general is technologically inept
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War is not the answer.
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Why do mutts always damp?
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>>62545652
Not sure about the exact trajectory, where it may not even pump. It looks like a pretty standard selloff into the weekend.
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Question to American (and everyone who's is in the same time Zone) do you wake up early fro the opening of the market every day? You are also missing pre market probably.
For me US Market is basically NEET hours friendly, I can wake at 10:30 and not miss pre market that opens at 11:00, us Market open for Continuous trading in 16:30 till 23:00 , I can even take a nap before it's open
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>>62545641
YEAH IT'S A TERRIBLE INVESTMENT
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god candle followed by generational crash, mark my words
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ZeroHedge
3h ago
Memory price shock leading to collapsing sales of everything non-AI: Jun smartphone shipments in China were -17% YoY to 17m units, or -36% MoM, “given rising memory cost weighing on demand” - Goldman

thoughts? how can this endanger our (my) gainzzzz?
le demand destruction as the boomers refer to it?
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>>62545664
To get revenge on the degenerate leveraged gooks.
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I prayed yesterday hoping that AAPL would miraculously close below $335 on Friday so that my 100 shares don't get called away. Praise Allah!

I need to switch up my strategy on AAPL. It feels like I've been at risk on almost every trade since it was at $270.
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>>62545636
based
>>62545641
fuck off back to RDDT nigger
>>62545667
correct
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Bobos wish for never-ending war and tragedy.
Bulls pray for world peace and betterment of humanity.

Ying and yang.
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A "NIGGERS!!!" A DAY KEEPS THE REDDITTORS AWAY
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>>62545670
How care this.right now it is AI investment driven growth story.
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>>62545650
>Spy is opening at $400 on Mond
I will make a lot of money (for me) if this happens
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>>62545674
Some things deserve to dump and be shorted though. Like RDDT or SPCX. Those bobos are the little white dot in the yang.
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>>62545635
Baggies are trained in bagholding, not macroeconomics :-P! You see there are some serious headwinds!!! They need to be cleared!! Let me name a few :-O ... (1) Private equity debt for unprofitable AI garbo (2) Japan is dumping bonds and kicking off the reverse carry disaster (3) Muh war :-D beoble in benial about muh war and le oilies ... they look at oily charts!!! But they forget that it's about the products made by oilies O_O!!! Oil can go to 0 while gasoline is $100 per gallon >_<!! No, really! Hehe ... and then there's (4) the dropping GDP, (5) a massive K shape issue that needs to get resolved!! The hard way or the lethal way :-S ... Yes! Those at the bottom will not be pleased :-( and they have gunnerinos! Pew pew!!!! Sowwy ... until at least half of the disasters are done playing out we'll be back!!!! To buy your bags!!!!!!!! HODLers! ;-))) ... I could name more thingies buy just because microsoft had a good earny earny doesn't mean everything should pump 25% ... Surely you understand that, right? D-:
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>>62545686
Uh, thanks chatGPT.
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>>62545604
>ban 3x etfs
>ban options
>ban margin
>ban lending
>ban (((usury)))
Yep, impossible.
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>he buys SOXL with 3x leverage
KEK I just bought a couple SOXL.L with 4x leverage
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>>62545681
I'm about to make a 10x on RDDT. But its on 170 dollars kek.
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>>62545666
They love to scampump during fakie fakie hours ...!!!!!
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>>62545693
How do i buy this and where
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>>62545422
TVPSVGNVL
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>>62545689
Wow :-D ... if you think chat Chippity can talk like this you must be New to both the internet and the WORLD!!! :-O welcome!!! Welcome to the world ... Don't forget to HODL! :-DD
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DUUUHHHH

LOOOK AT DA OIL COMPUTAH

IS UHHHHH DUHHHHH

ITS MOONING SMIGGAS FR FR
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>>62545666
Forcibly wake up for open. I dont like it personally though my sleep schedule isnt exactly the normal kind. I nust want to be rich already so I dont have to focus so hard on this man
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>>62545699
(You)
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Lil bit of bobo fried
Bussy gaped on a Friday night
Making gains feels so right
Bobos never get to cuuuummmmmmmmm
>>62545666
I wake up about 3 hours before market open Mr. Satan
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they will not let CVX go above 195
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I studied LE MACRO EKWANEBONICS :-3 ... baggies!!!! Have a good day ... as it Dumps, of course!! ;-)))
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>>62545697
It's on the LSE
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I wonder if they'll step up the border security... (to keep starving South Koreans out.)
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>>62545575
which of you mad men actually do this?
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>>62545705
A very nice Song!!!
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>>62545666
my NEET hours are a little different from yours. I am up all night and go to sleep in the afternoon.
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Hmmm idk but I can't do it. Despite yesterdays pump I somehow can't force myself to put more into semis/memory. Why? Return seems more modest today...would've preferred another greater than 20% day
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>>62545701
Memory and semi permabulls in approx 26 minutes
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>>62545666
>wake up early
Bitch it's 930 are you a nocturnal homeless bum sleeping thru the day to avoid sexual predators?
>inb4 different time zone
ENGLISH IS THE GLOBAL LANGUAGE
EST IS THE GLOBAL TIME ZONE
ADAPT OR DIE NIGGERS!!!!!
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For the MSFT holders
>HSBC raises Microsoft's target price to $595 from $567
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>>62545422
Top signal
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>>62545635
Nothing has changed to the thesis since ATH's. Capex remaining the same/increasing and pretty much all the related companies are hitting their own targets with massive supply to catch up to the demand nowhere near.

The forced deleveraging appears to be concluded, FED isn't increasing rates and since the capex spenders have all reported this week the market can start pumping again.

Whether that'll transpire is another matter, but if you wanted reasoning that's what I did come up with.
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>>62545716
Haha!! Yep ;-)
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BESSANT JUST MURDERED THE CEO OF WTI

WTF WTF WTF
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are we buying the apple dip
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>>62545701
>>62545716
based on what?
if you end up being right you might want to take your song and dance routine to stocktwits
it's heaven for fudsters and i imagine you can even be recruited by a hedge fund to be a professional fudster
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>>62545724
>down 8 percent
kek wtf happened
also no, semis are back we full port smiggie.
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>>62545720
Surely it will all work out if you plug your ears and cover your eyes and ignore the state of the economy +WW3 kicking off!! :-O
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>>62545726
Today's narrative is a new Chinkseek model
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>>62545729
Tim Apple missed his targets due to not getting to buy cheap chink chips.
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>>62545624

I think the rest of the year is just crabby nonsense while Citadel tries to liquidate billions of dollars of memory bags they bought for a discount from Leopold's liquidation.

ATH for VOO/QQQ seems possible but for AI shit specifically I think so much margin money has been blown up it will be hard to get to highs from June
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>>62545731
>World War FUD
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Us teehee <3

:3
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This time was different
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>>62545740
don't do it pupperino
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>>62545740
*bang* mmmmmmmm whatcha say
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Man is this the same bear who was gloating like mad the last few weeks
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>>62545733
internet search says newest model was out in april
link to your news?
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small pop in crude to new highs for the week btw
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>>62545729
They tried lobbying the government to grant them permission in using CXMT memory, lol.
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>>62545748
here let me help you google that boss
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>>62545747
Theres a similar fudbot in most generals, just total aislop.
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>>62545748
https://x.com/deepseek_ai/status/2083084415157022911
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Theres still time for you to switch from SOXL to SOXS my smiggers
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>>62545729
They were going too high into earnings, and on closer inspection their earnings weren't quite that great since part of it included the tariff refunds and earlier in the day (or prior to that) senate members signed an open letter telling them to stop trying to get chinese memory
It all added up
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>>62545737
It may take some time, but as long as chip companies keep printing close to what they're printing now, they can just just keep buying back their shares or issue dividends. The easiest money may be gone, but the upside on 6 forward P/E companies is big, so if you buy the dip now it should yield pretty decent returns overall.

The risk of the whole AI trade falling apart seems scary, but if that were to happen, then most stuff is likely to get hit hard. And that may still take years to happen.
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DIE BEARS
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>>62545750
>Celebrating the oil blowoff top

Bears are so silly and cute and fuzzy :3
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>he didn't buy the soxl dip

lmao stay poor brokies
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>>62545674
Bulls pretending to be morally superior is rich. You fags wouldn't bat an eye over Trump nuking Iran to end the war so you can get back to stable pumping. You are two sides of the same coin.
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>>62545765
pray for Leopold's bussy hole
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>>62545764
See you at $90+ soon *SSSSIIIIIIPPPPP*
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>>62545757
I don't even get the Chinese memory angle. From what I've gathered it's inferior and even if it isn't it's not even cheaper compared to what SAMSUNG sells. Looks more like Tim Apple trying to spite MU for actually flipping him off after years of being squeezed by him. It's Steve Jobs/Intel all over again. Typical Apple CEO petty bullshit.
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>>62545765
Looks really ugly.
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>>62545756
This.
Today is even very good price.
I'm now even at lower average than last time.

It's a tip from us bobos
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Bears are so annoying with their endless FUD.
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TRIPS
AND
THE
MARKET
DIPS
THEN
RIPS

:3
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I just got back from Alaska. It was nice. Time to pick up some calls. Thank you for your attention to this matter boss.
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>>62545750
Good thing this week is nat gas finally found a bottom.
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>>62545737
If they picked up all those tech names cheap, it would surely make more sense to let them appreciate and sell them higher than just immediately try and liquidate the holdings. The AI/data center picks and shovels trade still has a decent way to run and AMZN's earnings prove that the investment into data centers does actually give decent ROI.
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>>62545765
>The speed of the reversal was particularly brutal for a manager who said before launching the fund that "not blowing up" was "task number one and two."
>Two investors told the FT the letter had reassured them.
>By Wednesday, investors were complaining that they could not reach the fund. “Leopold just stopped taking calls,” one said.
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>>62545778
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO

NOT THE FAGGLER

ANYONE BUT HIM

FUCK IT WAS SO PEACEFUL IN HERE

I HOPE ALASKAN FROSTBITE FROZE YOUR COCK OFF BAGGOT FINANCIALLY SPEAKING
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>>62545783
he shorted adobe lmao
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>>62545670
This doesn't even take gas price rising up into account yet. If memory meme made consumer shit drop by this much, you're not ready for what will ensue when oil enters into play, and not just for memephones.
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>>62545777
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>>62545777
Oooh shit
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>>62545666
>us Market open for Continuous trading in 16:30 till 23:00
Based slav.
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>>62545729
trump will force a deal between intel and apple, probably get chips for cheaper exclusive to apple

>pic related
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Semis are about to have a historic crash retards. Hope you all sold yesterday while you had the chance.
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>>62545796
when did intel start doing memory?
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>>62545772
A part of me felt they'd push for some long term exclusivity deal, almost as if they pictured it as CXMT seeing it like "wow, we're supplying for THE Apple" which is a silly idea but that's what made the most sense in my mind
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>US Treasury has informed banks that it may intervene in the yen market on Friday - Source Familiar With The Matter.
>US Treasury told a number of banks via the New York Fed that banks should stand by for 'future actions' - Source Familiar With The Matter.

It's getting so uncontained the US is stepping in.
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It's crashing
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>>62545758

shkreli made a good point in his interview yesterday that there are other funds right now that are bleeding and bad numbers are going to come out with some funds losing 30%+ this month.

if some of these funds are close to liquidation like situational awareness then new lows could be possible simply to blow up more over leveraged guys. most chip companies are good value plays but using leverage right now when the markets are on a mission to destroy overleveraged twinks seems risky as fuck. your gambling account is absolutely irrelevant if they are on a mission to blow up 45 billion dollar funds
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>>62545797
The historic crash has been the whole of this month. The worst month in history for high beta names, worse than the dot com crash, worse than 2008. You had your chance to make your money bobo. If you missed it, that's on you.
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>>62545806
I hope Citadel blows up kek
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>>62545783
Oh man Leo
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>>62545797
Hehe :-D I think the same .... BAGHOLDERS! they still have a little chamce to get out ... :^)
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>>62545805
Kek that's why I'm in cash rn
It's all just noise desu
The most liquid asset
Imagine not investing in the full might and power of the American military and exclusive purchasing rights to oil.
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What's up with AAPL
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MU will crash...to 1200!
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>>62545804
>He thinks US bailouts are bearish

KEK KWAB KEK
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>>62545784
Where did you get this image of my eyes boss? Also I highly doubt it was peaceful in here, it looks like you guys had a little wiff of some volatility while I was gone boss.
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>>62545797
Umm why do you care what I do woth my money? You didnt tell me to sell SOXL at $302 but you want me to sell at $90, $100, $110, $120? Why warn me so late? Idk but I don't think you're trying honestly help me
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its mooning saars
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>>62545815
no longer needed
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>>62545806
You'd make a great baseball coach

> see that play they just did? They're gonna do it again immediately.
> why coach?
> I seen them do it before
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tired of these choppy loose charts, I want to swing trade again
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>>62545806
>>62545810
This citadel pump is just like before 2008 :-D they think it's all OK! Then another bank fell :-(( ... And thingies got worsies x_x. This time it will play out much faster @_@
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BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
CAM ON LADS LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINZ
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>>62545813
>motherfuckers STANDING on top of a moving train
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SPX blows right through 7450
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>>62545831
>the bottom was yesterday, you can still get in smiggas
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>>62545758
>but if that were to happen, then most stuff is likely to get hit hard
This part is cope, Im in the semi/memory trade but this part is pure cope. Ive seen this applied to so many types of things in life and it is always a cope
>if X happens then Y also happens
>X happens
>Y doesn't
So many times I'd see this. Yet conditions worsen but Y does not happen
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>>62545803
Well, it could be a pretty basic negotiation tactic, where you try to get an alternative deal/offer to present to push the prices down, but considering that memory is sold out I don't think it would have had much of a chance to succeed either way.
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>>62545813
Based hustler getting that cash
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>>62545831
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>>62545837
brooo, if USA AI bubble pops, entire world will be fucked, trust me
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>Sneeddisk straight away
what the fuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkk
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are we back?
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Happy Friday!
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>metals are crashing
>stocks are mooning
what does it mean?
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>>62545842
tech was getting destroyed this past month but everything else crabbed down 5% (or around that)

there will always be safe havens
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Any chance of INFQ breaking $15 again this year? I'm bored of holding these bags. Could be buying more Meta and Amazon right now.
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>Green day into green day
I forgot what this felt like.
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>>62545835
new highs for the week now
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>>62545831
based
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I am reiterating my sneedisk EOD PT of $1,488.69
thank you for your attention to this matter
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I'm not gonna FOMO
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>>62545845
Damn, can you imagine 15 niggers running a train on her?
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Bought some CVX to ride the earnings wave. Should I sell on Monday or hold it indefinitely?
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I didn't know Leopold was marrying the Anthropic CEO wtf lmao
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>>62545806
I wouldn't and don't play with leverage. I think it might be a pretty good idea around now as I don't see things going that much lower, but, well, I wouldn't have expected to get this low to begin with. That's why I prefer not to go with leverage in case things happen to go south.
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>>62545814
yeah soxs is crashing LMAOOOOOOO
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>>62545847
Your a big guy..
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>>62545856
UH... YOU OK?
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>>62545860
He's gay, Leo?
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>>62545860
He has a 5 billion stake in her company even after getting margin called bruhhhhh
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>>62545681
>RDDT
why tho they just had great earnings. really no idea why it is dumping so hard right now.
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I'm not trapped in these shorts. YOU'RE trapped here WITH ME!
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>>62545828

if a play works your keep running it
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>>62545815
Apple was just used as a hedge while AI/semi companies were dumping. Now that semis are back on, it's time to abandon ship.
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>>62545859
Market will do yet another retarded shit on earnings, pay them no attention. Hold. The only way for energy is up.
Until the global depression starts, that is.
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>>62545826
>>62545874

meant for.

would it surprise you if this SOXL pump was fake like all the ones for the last 2 months?
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hey take it easy with the bag dumping, citadel
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Why did I sell my 10 MSFT shares I’ve been holding since 380. I also told some girl I didn’t want to talk to her anymore just because I was depressed about something stupid. Why do I fuck everything up?
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>>62545875
>Other random stocks used as an hedge for another bet
I fucking hate when this shit happens. I can't think of anything more jooish.
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This market is both false and homosexual
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Ummm it's crashing for real
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>>62545860
CEO's admin assistant (chief of staff)
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>>62545847
Smart money is getting out!! ;-)
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>>62545869
Unironically buy the dip. Reddit may be cringe but it's making money and they haven't even finished restructuring and improving their ad revenue structure yet
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>>62545837
That does of course depend upon how exactly it would fall apart and unfold, where my assumption is that it would include some sort of big company (probably open AI) not gaining enough revenue and having to default and imploding on all of its debt, which would then impact heavily private credit, in which plenty of public funds are invested (I think) and you can see how that would impact quite a lot, certainly QQQ and SPY, though SPY to a lesser degree.

Apart from that I'm not sure how would semis trade fail anytime soon. All the spending isn't easing and supply isn't increasing all that much until at least like 2028?
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>>62545876
Well I fucked up because earnings were before open, kek. I'll hold, there's definitely gonna be another wave of attacks in the ME.
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BND drilling to a 52 week low before the record date tomorrow is spooky. why the fuck would you sell off bonds at a 52 week low 1 day before the record date for divvy?....
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>>62545886
lmao I thought I heard Jim Cramer say he was marrying Dario
>>
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Why is everything crashing?
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IT'S OVER
Also fucking hell Apple
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Gold has completely erased its entire FOMC move higher
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what do i buy i screwed up so hard and sold the opening yesterday out of fear.
this time ill actually hold, but i cant find anything at a low price anymore
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>>62545869
because reddit is a dogshit company who is only good for the huge batch of data that has already been mined. its worthless.
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>it was indeed a scam pump

enjoy bagholding
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See I told you bull niggers. All semis are dumping
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ITS CRASHING MICHAEL BURRY IS DOUBLING HIS POSITIONS
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>>62545881
Well, the good thing is if you're aware of it you can profit from it. Become the bigger jew. That's why I bought some puts on Apple. Unfortunately I forgot to adjust my limit order and only made a 75% return. Still good money, though.
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do not redeem the memory saars
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>>62545895
Taking profits after a +20% day.
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>>62545875
Yep I told everyone that it was just a rotation while Citadel was fucking retail in the semis sector and that things would go bsck to normal later. But Anons were so convinced that the AI bubble had popped and started slurping their own FUD.
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>>62545906
>>62545907
>>62545908
Oh!!! Reality is hitting already??! HODL!
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>>62545880

tell her you were just going through some shit and you aren't acting like a faggot anymore. offer to eat her out. girls like that.

easy fix
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>>62545880
tell her about it
women forgive scumbags pretty easy
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My SOXL calls….fuckin hell.
I need advice I’m still up (about $200 bucks) but it was $1200 15 minutes ago..

Do I sell?
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>>62545898
This is the new low price. Warman buttface is a meme but he's right that time in the market is easier than timing the market.
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Damn I was up like 4% at opening and now I’m almost red
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>bull trapped once again
It's over sisters. AI bubble has popped, Michael Burry has won.
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SOXL bros got HOOKED kek
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>>62545920
HODL
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bros this was supposed to be another +20% day...
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If this bounce holds it's fucking wild how you're confirming this price action was weeks of funds shorting Leopold to death with no regard for anything else.
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>>62545920
Didn't I (we) warn you?! But you didn't like the beary beary tales?! :'-(
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and just like that memory will never pump again
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>>62545922
And I’m red
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>>62545920
you double down
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Thanks for the exit liquidity
I told you all yesterday was a scam exit pump and this is the beginning of a hard bear market
Enjoy your newly minted bags and enjoy being community members of your favourite companies for the next 3 years
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>Institutions that were late to the first crash had to pump the market with exit liquidity

I commend the brave souls who plan to hold over the weekend
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SOXS sisters stay winning. Get fucked mumu!
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NIGGERS WE TOLD YOU IT WAS AN EXIT SCAM, IN WHAT WORLD DO STOCKS TRADE 35% ON A DAILY

NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS
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>>62545920
every anon has his own cashnado strategy
Ultimately it's about timing and you will find the rhythm that works best with your own body
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>Jim Cramer on INTC
>I apologize I've never been this wrong
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>nows
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AIEEEEEEEEEEE WERE GETTING DUMPED ON BY MICHAEL BURRY
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Jane Street off the top rope. Citadel is next
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>>62545892
I bought one share of vglt. Thats why.
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>>62545928
I'll be honest ... this manipulation makes me feel bad for you guys. I understand that you don't want to hear the bearish truth. But they are really evil. Each day they refine the art of fleecing ''retail'' ... Hugsies
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If you aren't slurping apple calls you're a complete fucking moron btw
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I will not capitulate. This is just a minor pullback before we trend upwards for real. Buy every last dip!
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We fucking warned you, you didn't listen.
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Well glad I didnt buy back in with more
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>>62545895

you guys got euphoric again. you guys bought the exit pump again.
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>>62545948
Mein Fuhrer...
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>falling for the premarket pump
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Uuuh should i sell or average down
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>>62545875
apple is the ibm of the mag7 their cult is delusional
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Dumb zoomer slurpers cattle will still slurp this shit anyway. Death to zoomer slurpers.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AAAA MUMUS FELL FOR IT AGAIN
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>>62545949
They're a tough crowd ...! Many 'New' traders! Newbies!! (''n00bs'')
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Sell.
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>>62545959
at least make her hot. that skin is disgusting
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>>62545947
Tim going "yeah the price of everything for us is going to suck for the entire foreseeable future" is a pretty big asterisk on the 'didn't retard out on ai' play.
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Premarket even existing is close to being the most jooish shit in existence
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BOTTOMS IN
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HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH
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>>62545962
He's not supposed to be having a good time. That's reserved for cash kings.
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>>62545955
Why average down when you can fullport in 6months-2 years? No hurry
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>>62545895
crowded trade back to the good companies
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>>62545967
Heh ... !!!!! :-D we TOLD them though!!! (Dead cat bounce!!)
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This price action is making me extremely antiseptic
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here comes the V into a Иigger
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>RDDT
lol
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>>62545963
Literally bullish. Dumping the stock with bullshit so he can slurp himself.
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>>62545976
denied
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>>62545978
thanks for the bags, kind stranger
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It seems my schizo lines were wrong yesterday. SOXS did go below 50 for a while today. My bad!
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>>62545974
If only they checked the RSI
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>>62545895
Levered people might have already been flushed but there's other bag holders.
It's also a friday after there was insane amounts of options hedging for Warsh's possible rate hike and there's still a lot of hedging that has to unwind/roll today. Shit's going to be volatile everyone has to reposition after yesterday.
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>spx barely green
bears won
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Thr script has flipped. The gooks habe become based and Americans are retard ruggers.
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>>62545989
Don’t touch that dial we’re just getting started
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pump delayed to monday, pack it up
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>another friday selloff
Kinda expected, let's see what the damage will be. Funny seeing how KOSPI pumped today.
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>>62545979
It's not bullshit you can look at the wholesale prices. MU can trade at 500 dollars and actual physical memory can have gone up another 80% in the next two quarters.
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sorry guys I just sold
I could have held haha but instead I sold I might even short haha
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DO NOT CHECK THE 30 YEAR YIELD, BULLS...!
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>goog up
>amzn up bigly
>msft up

what kind of dogshit is keeping the market flat?
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Realistically after some gained 20-30% yesterday it would at the very least crab
Surprised MSFT is still going strong though
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>>62545920
trust in the otehr soxl anon's plan
hold that shit
hyperscalers are still doling out capex
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WTF HAPPENED.
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>they lured the gooks into taking another loan to liquidate them a 2nd round
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>AAPL
>RDDT
>NTDOY
bad day for soi bois

>MSFT
good day to be a based bloody bastard
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>>62546005
Do NOT check!!!!!!! For your own safety
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>>62545938

lmao
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>>62546015
They don’t know how
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But here comes the V!
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>>62545997
>memory can have gone up
ESL browne coping. Absolite bottom signal
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>>62545994
>some anon blew a load over this the other day
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>>62546012
That's the beauty of it. They liquidated the leveraged tards that had enough with the pump and dumps to replace them with brand new leveraged retards.
Because yes, yesterday's price action could ONLY be explained by retards getting leveraged again.
This cycle won't end anytime soon.
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>>62546015
Alright, alright...
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>>62545939

>Kevin Warsh
>I am trying to land a plane
>and its foggy
>and I am trying not to crash
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>>62545959
Fucking repulsive man. Theres like 1 dude goading you on with these repulsive pepes and pepe likes but fuck no I have to say something now, stop ruining mein waifu!!!!
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The market is doing a fucky wucky boss.
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>>62546014
Saars won the war…
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what are sane stop losses for leveraged ETFs? -15%?
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>>62546019
let it go bruv, its over
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>go eat breakfast
>come back to a doomp
Wtf
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>>62546020
>Absolite
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>>62546018
Kek
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You fags have been so focused on memory that you haven't even noticed the Amazon giga pump
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>>62546005
10yr yield new highs also
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>>62545765
>Nostradamus of AI
>didn't see it coming
>hedge fund
>didn't hedge
>full dose of autism
>no autism smarts
Oh muh boy
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>>62546028
God fucking damn it me and everyone else here was praying you blew your own head off. These threads were 10x better without you.
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>>62546020
There's nothing esl about what I said and Tim isn't lying to you about prices you can trivially look up.
The semi stocks can be dumpster fires while the commodity price goes up and to the right and Apple will have to pay.
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>>62546012
kek 25% the next day that country is about to be burned down
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>>62545777
Based
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>>62546036
lol everyone noticed amzn and msft
it's just that saas was being shorted to pay for memory leverage
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>always expect the worst outcome

thank you grandpa
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>>62546040
That isn't even true boss.
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this market fucking sucks, I'm out
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rip my AMZN CCs
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(You) were exit liquidity all along
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I think I just wont invest more until I get clear signs the market is really going back to bullish rather than a 1 day pump followed by whats looking like another dump ughh when does it end?

>>62546022
Kek I remember that.....-_- I dont like it though, shes mine. I remember being there when she was created, I still have the screenshot saved. I was going to be one of the first posters in that thread to but then delayed posting for like an hour or two.
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>>62545994
>>62546022
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>>62546024
no it wasnt foreigners came in and slurped their nations crown jewels
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BIGLY waves
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what the fuck are these price movements bro
just go up so i can fucking sell you off and become a jaded DCA VTranny
i'm so tired of the market
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>>62546030
stop losses are for the insane boss
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>crabbing
Boring. Gonna take the day off and focus on my real job
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>>62546050
It literally is. The past threads people brought up how we all hoped baggot killed himself and doesn't come back. Everyone here fucking hates you bro
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>>62545920
actually nvm
if youre past 7% sell and buy back in later
buffet's rule
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>>62546024
>could ONLY be explained by retards getting leveraged again.
It's explained by the shorts covering after they successfully killed Leopold. Obviously there's no reason that squeeze needs to keep pushing the numbers up.
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there's no V to save you this time
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>tfw 30% cash
Yeah I’ll buy a real dip if it happens. That said, I’m not just leaving the market. That’s how you miss pumps and real gains.
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>>62546054
The exit liquidity is everyone who slurps the V this afternoon and gets bull trapped over the weekend.
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>>62546052
Hmm seems I was right, shouldve gotten into Amazon. Damn. Knowing me Ill jump in near the top and then semis will pump instead
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>>62546005

its going to be a lose your shirt monday. a nigger Monday if you will. surely the war that is escalating as we speak doesn't have a happening this weekend as well.
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MU is red and what happened bro
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>>62546064
awe you guys were thinking of me while I was gone, how sweet of you.

>>62546063
whats your real job. smoking crack and sucking dick boss?
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circuit breaker today? spy might fall to 650 eod. this is dangerous
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>>62546070
>only 30%
Fucking retard
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>>62546076
I touched myself
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>gold/silver super red
>bitcoin super red
>semi scam pump rugging
>bonds hitting highs
>oil ripping

I told you niggers not to buy the "dip".
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You didnt buy on open, right anon?
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>>62546070
Theoretically, it's best to always be exposed to the market. Except when the orange retard goes for WW3. And all thr other things
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>>62546079
How much should I be in cash? 100%?
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I wish Bobina was real and mine ;_;

>>62546070
Im still not fully invested, at this rate it still feels like a 2022 style crash and its getting pretty close to the point where I sell all my positions though my own parameters mean I have to keep holding out longer lest it end up one of the other scenarios that isnt a 2022 type dump
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>>62546083
haven't bought in 18 months
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>>62546077
It was nice without you here. I really mean it.
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>>62546082
But I bought the oil dip ?!
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>>62546070
This was a real dip. It's beyond a real dip.
Kids have forgotten bottom fishing is a nasty sport. They're too used to fake and gay little dips.
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>dood like just keep buying stocks with the 30 year yield at a 20 year high
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>>62546082
>bitcoin super red

Nigger tried to sneak his crypto slop in
>>62546077
That dudes right though, everyone here genuinely hates you baggot and we were all happy you weren't posting your faggot shit for a while
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>>62546079
Nta but I wish I was 100% cash but I got caught with my pants down a month ago and didn't sell. I'm like 75% cash right now. Though thats not amazing. Conpared to my ATH this is equivalent to about 40% cash
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>>62546074
Indeed... The rekkening due...! Quite amazing how meek the goyim are! Led to the slaughter, like fat cows!
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>US10Y
Uh oh, don't look at it
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Well the floor fell out, now we just have to find her bottom boss.
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>>62546015
>>62546025

>warsh is going to let the whole economy implode because he is trumps bitch cuck boy

bearish as fuck lmao
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>listening in on weird twitter daytraders i randomly found all day yesterday
>missed when they were talking about MU puts
fuuuuuuuck they predicted it perfectly. the ai agents these people have are too good they're up more than 1000%
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Ken Griffin will now be liquidating you all thanks for playing
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>>62546079
Im 90%. Also I appreciate the detail you put into these pics. Good shit.
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>that RDDT gap
oh my lord
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calls or puts, im making money eiher way
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>>62546095
That's cool, while I was gone I think I only thought of you guys once boss.
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>>62546109
why the fuck is rddt dragging the market down with it
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Ugh, they're really losing all their gains
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>>62546005
I don't even know what that is bro I don't care
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>>62546087
>wish Bobina was real and mine ;_;
My girlfriend (brown) has the body of bobina but smaller boobs. It's not worth it. No girl will ever live up to the fantasy. I just kneel. Anime girls like bobina cant be real ... iy's one of life's greatest betrayals. Just this knowledge lowers my libido. Shit's existential
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>>62546039

>worked at scam hedge fund called FTX that blew up everyone's shit and people went to jail
>started scam hedge fund that blew up and rugged everyone's shit caused thousands of suicides in korea

dude is such an honorary Jew that he is marrying one this weekend
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RIP
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>>62546115
because all ai models are trained on reddit
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HOLY FUCK ITS TUMBLING DOWN FAST
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>>62546115
US DAU growth decelerating
wallstreet niggers being greedy and shorting RDDT for easy cash
retail action on that stock must be crazy high
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>>62546113
Was hoping you never thought of us at all so you wouldn't come back with your fag shit
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>>62546106
How do you know theyre succeeding?
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>>62546109
It's beautiful
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>GOOG goes up regardless
lmao
As I said yesterday, it's all a fake and gay constant cycling rotation between the meme7.
Nothing is created anymore, just rotating shit from on to another. The next to benefit from the rotation will be Apple or Meta, probably Meta first and Apple after, while they will dump as money jumps like a parasite.
Completely fake and gay memeconomy
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>>62545982
If you were the anon who advised me to get in below 49.5, I kneel
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Fuuuuuuuuuuuck I expected a pullback today but not perpetual freefall. Holy fucking shit.
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When are we buying RDDT
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>>62546125
Kek
>>62546119
This
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>>62546136
Perfect time for a taco unironically
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>>62546132
honestly if I were to bet on an AI company that would win then google would be it
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us ministry of finance intervened in USD/JPY markets apparently
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Don't worry, zoomer slurpers cattle NPC will soon save your ass and will slurp, as they were programmed to do.
Don't ask by who and for what benefit, just know the cattle will get thrown away in due time.
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>>62546136
Yeah, the early pullback looked healthy, then everything just cracked
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This thread has hit circuit breakers
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>>62546137
last time the floor was 135
previous floors were 120s
so look for 120-130 if you really hate the stock and just want to swing it and exist before or at 200
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Why does nobody invest in food?
Ever seen food go down? Yea thought so, fucking retards.
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>>62546136
stocks went up like shit shitcoins

what did you expect? most obvious scam pump in the decade and my short is printing
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literally your last chance to buy the bottom rn
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>>62546132
MSFT probably gonna stay winning too on the 'cash flow will remain positive' jawboning.
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>>62546152
Uhh, your beyond meat bro?
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>>62546135
Don't think I was. I was saying it probably won't touch 50 based on RSI. Didn't expect the big green open today into a dump, thought yesterday's crab was just gonna go straight into a dump instead. But hey, close enough.
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>MSFT still green
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>>62546152
TYN? Have you looked the chart?
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markets trading like a shitcoin!
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wtf happened to reddit
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>stock market dies
>last smg thread ever

We're finally free
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gosh i wonder whats going on today to cause this down turnening
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>>62546136
Yeah I should've sold :/ fuck, not gonna use my cash on any more positions hopefully....hoping I dont get bamboozled. If this really is a 2022 repeat then this will be going on for many more months. That's a fast trip to making my account go to $0 if I hold bullish options or mis-time bearish options. And bullish LETFs will destroy the value of a portfolio too.

Why couldn't I have just went all in yesterday and sold at eod? Id have made so much of my money back.
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>>62546169
they're shutting down
CEO was grooming kids on r/nurseryrhymes
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At last I am red
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>>62546171
as long as i have money in my poorfolio /smg/ aint dead
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>>62546152
Consumer staples in general haven't done really great as a safety flight during the ai dump.
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>>62546171
There's other markets than the US market. Other stocks than AI and semis. Invest in Europe, smigga. Surely Russia won't rug you with a stray rocket landing in Poland.
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Is Roblox going under or something? If I was trading based on chart, I would put a lot of money in about now.
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>>62546178
Then where's the new thread
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guys keep buying while I un-LOOOOOOOAAAAADDDD AAAAAAA
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Aint gon panic, after all Amazon is pumping
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>US Treasury has informed banks that it may intervene in the yen market on Friday

wtf does this mean
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>>62546181
I've been selling raw milk to retards and I made massive profits and didn't even bother filing taxes.
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>>62546183
>invest in yurop
Why would I invest in the Muslim sector? They aren't really profitable
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sorry guys we can't afford a new general
you can use this one until page 10 while we crowdfund the next OP image
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>>62546172
Because of volatility, margin loans require more collateral and reduce stock demand, as a result of which stocks drop.
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>>62546184
it's just a shit overpriced unprofitable company that will collapse at any point in the next 5 years
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>>62546184
pedoblox?
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>>62546189
BASED Giardia superspreader
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V SHAPE RECOVERY
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>>62546188
I'm gonna "intervene" with your "bussy" if you catch my drift
#sexualharassment
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>>62546147
This
Stupid zoomer fucks always trying to buy the bottom
USD is an investment in AMERICA
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>>62546188
Stop taking correct trades on the yen's trajectory or we'll liquidate you
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>>62546109

I told you fags they are literally gangstalking retail trades for the last month and you guys think I'm schizo. maybe I am schizo but I am not wrong
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>>62546184
They're running out of kids with access to credit cards who don't mind the graphics and weirdos trying to groom them. Their playerbase is growing out of it.
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Look, everyone collectively decided to buy at that exact same second!
Totally organic!
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can oil fucking hurry up and pump to 120 so I can sell for giga profit and rotate into dell shorts?
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>>62546208
it's no secret that any stock that has a subreddit (massive retail following) is milked by shorts every now and then
they're good for swinging though until the floor breaks
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>>62546214
KEK OIL BAGGOT KWAB
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>>62546193
but who would be dumb enough to bet against MEMORY
oh
and how can you tell its that and not hedge funds again
is this going to be another 3 day rule type deal again because of the hyperscalers increasing or maintaining capex expenditures?
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>I TOLDED I TOLDED

man shut the fuck up, put your money where your mouth is, else we don't vare
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>>62546214
Not until Q4, sorry
t. Scotty
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>>62546214
Any day now...
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>>62546188
That they’ve already been doing it for months.

Bussy doesn’t like using guidance.
He’s a soros guy.
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>>62546214
donny is announcing world peace monday
you better sell
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>>62546188
The boj intervened two days ago. The US either wants to scare the yen stronger or at the very least have the boj's intervention hold for the time being.
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Yo wtf Happened?
Why is reddit dropping like 25%?
Is this the crash?
Is the buble bursting?
Wtf happened?
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Once we hit 500 replies with no new bread, it's truly over frens
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>>62546228
4chan won
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>>62546229
I'm doing my part
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Roblox 1W chart looks like a rug lol
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>>62546228
They already scraped the entire website for AI dosh, no value left to extract. Just ad revenue but half of the userbase is bots anyways.
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Started a position in RDDT
Bought a lil 1Ks worth
I’ll throw bigger money as it goes down
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>>62546232
Reply 500.

Goodbye everyone
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>>62546214
That will be slower but will reach
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>can’t bake because I’m in Vegas and I have to wait out the timer

It’s over
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>>62546235
Even blue liberals (me) hate reddit. It’s enshittified to the max now
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Will i bake?
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>>62546184
They're on the way out and will lose 90% of their revenue as soon as preteens discover the next shiney new way to get groomed while playing brain rot games. These types of game companies only hit their highs for a few years as a rule. Fortnite is getting wrinkles too.
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>500 posts
>not even on page 3 yet
is this bullish or bearish for /smg/?
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>>62546220
>$20 bet
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holy shit can we get the replys to 800+

this is truly a buy signal
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Rent is due tomorrow. Just sold everything I have to Jane Street.
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>>62546244
No. Let esemgee die. Then we can all be free
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It’s over, freak the fuck out.
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>>62546249

DEEP THROAT FRIDAY
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mega pump incoming later today with puts expiring
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I personally like big threads, it is a rich tapestry of retardation and bad stock picks :3
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>>62546257
>>62546257
>>62546257


New migrate
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google is holding up pretty good
too bad im not in that
im in MEMORY
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>>62546260
>no subject line
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>>62546260
>1 minute late
Fuckkk, that's what i get wasting time on making my own OP image
>>62546262
>>62546262
>>62546262

Reuse it later i guess if the janny doesn't clean it up
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>>62546064
>Everyone here fucking hates you bro

I like the Baggler. He's a pretty cool guy.
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I'll just be a baggie for this thread and stay here



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