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Lookin' nice
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>>62547722I wonder what happens when it hits zero?
>>62547722crazy how we're probably net down 2 billion barrels of oil before this is over in best case scenariounironically the spr will hit the bottom this year, commercial crude inventories bottomed out, even china will have to eat a big chunk of their oil horde by eoy if they don't want to pay high prices for murban
>>62547722We are going to get the biggest oil crisis in history at the same time as the biggest tech bubble in history. It's going to be legendary.
>>62547747>We are going to get the biggest oil crisis in history at the same time as the biggest tech bubble in history. It's going to be legendary.
>>62547738Nah, as usual Y axis is misleading, but it's bad nonetheless. Still, it can go on as it is for many more months. But either way you can't go to zero, stock can't go to zero, flux can't go to zero, so the boat will rock sometime in that chart before it hits the limit
>>62547750>>We are going to get the biggest oil crisis in history at the same time as the biggest tech bubble in history. It's going to be legendary.
I find this market very perplexing.The low IQ/bot shilled glow explanation is Korea/AI.The high IQ knower explanation is burning off dollars to curtail inflation by rugging so that the fed doesn’t have to take the heat for it.I am sure neither of these are the real explanation, but I still don’t have any idea what it is and my research hasn’t gotten me anywhere.It’ll be something to do with the dollar possibly, but I don’t know what that might be.Beyond doubt this market still in government hands.Why they want it like it is is hard to discern.
>>62547750>but what if...it wont.
>>62547755Forget bitcoin. All you had to do to become rich was buying a random run down warehouse during covid, stocking up barrels when they were basically free and selling them in 2027 at 200 a barrel.
just called my landlord a nigger infront of his wife lol
>>62547750>>62547757>>62547773chuds are in control
>>62547773Is he black or a white boomer from minnesota?
just fucked my nigger landlord infront of my wife lol
>>62547763well apparently you don't follow the news at all so that's pretty smart of you at least
>>62547777checked but you're still a faggot boss
I think I'm gonna long a JMKE giant club sub tonight
>>62547769based.
I love how easy you can weed out the retards just by asking them what they think of the national debt.
>>62547800its irrelevant always has been
>>62547800I'm going to recommend an approach that we here at Ramsey Solutions call the debt snowball.
>>62547763>why they want it this wayI imagine (The FED) wants to place (The Powers That Be) in a state so desperate, they'll accept any cure from any master that appears from the mist.With that in hand, them trying to be sly with their hand on the scales, makes sense. Overt action would reveal them, and lead to undesirable actions. Atleast it lines up alot with how things worked out in Japan, with the BoJ getting its freedom due to meddling.
>>62547777SHOWED THAT LANDBUCK WHAT'S WHAT!
Apologize.
>>62547806the debt snowball is fucking retarded, just pay off the highest interest rate first and work backwards from there boss.
>>62547750They have complete control of every market. They won't let it crash
>>62547800National debt expressed in % of the GDP is and has always been a fucking meme. you're supposed to compare a debt to the flux of income AND the actual assets. Not just with the flux of income. What kind of fucking joo decided that.Like, you go to the bank to get a mortgage, of course the bank is looking at the flux and the stock. And you get to take a 500% debt compared to your income flux anyway.Heck, fucking Tim Apple with his 1$ symbolic salary couldn't even take a mortgage by that metric lmao. But of course he can, because the bank will look at what he actually owns, not his 1$ salary.Shit is fucking fucktarded, and the masses fall for it.Like, somehow the land is fucking zero, the ports are fucking zero, the buildings are fucking zero, the infrastructure is fucking zero, the resources are fucking zero. And I’m not even taking the immaterial into account. How much is, I dunno, the Coliseum in Rome or the fucking palace of Versailles? In don't know but what I know is it's not fucking zeroIt's fucking retarded.
Trump quote from today’s live broadcast cabinet meeting at Camp David. From listening to the schizo-babble I think he’s escalating over the weekend?>Iran has no navy - no ships, actually their ships are at the bottom of the ocean. We put them there. They have no airforce - no planes. No drones and missiles. Well, some drones and missiles - soon they’ll have none. Iran, it’s a good thing they call it “Iran” because they’ve been running alright - oh they’ve been running. And they’ll continue to run - we’re gonna make em run like nobodys ever, nobody in the history of the world actually has ever had to run like we’re making them run. You know people call me and they say “mr president, we’ve never seen anyone have to run like this” really. We’ve looked at the numbers or, we’re looking at the numbers and it’s true. It’s true, nobody has ever run like “Iran” is running right now. And they’re gonna continue having to run. In the history of the world - I have to repeat myself because the lying fake news media, some of them are in the room with us, they don’t report on what I say. Well they report on what I say but not what I say that’s good. In the history of the entire world. Dinosaurs never even ran - even the ones that ran a lot - like Iran is running right now. Believe me, usain Bolt - remember him? The runner? Beautiful guy, athlete, big beautiful runner - so fast, so fast, the fastest - even he called me to tell me “sir I’ve seen some people run in my time but I’ve never seen anyone run like you’re making the people of Iran run - they’re gonna run like hell” - not all the people in Iran. Some of the people in Iran, good people, beautiful people, but they have some bad people making very bad decisions over there. Murderers, drug dealers, rapists. And we’re making them run and we’re gonna continue to make them run. Tomahawk missiles. Patriot missiles, they go so fast, 8,600 miles per hour
>>62547832>an entire country is opening up credit lines to buy 100x leveraged tech shitsounds a little iffy to me boss
>>62547835>>62547835To add insult to injury they just change the definition of what belongs to GDP depending on the cycle or what they need at a certain juncture. For example prostitution.
stop dumping faggots holy shit
>>62547835Yeah bro Italy is gonna sell the coliseum to pay their debt. Are you even reading the bullshit you're typing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_-5sVDhLoo&t=805sdidnt make it as a politician in Germany went to America to bancrupt his hedgefond this guy has the most nepobaby CV you can imagine
>>62547846dont look.
>>62547800Functionally speaking Trump believes in MMT, as will the Democrats soon as the DSA takes over. US monetary and debt policy will soon align with fringe euro leftists and it'll be epic
>>62547851Whether you want it or not, they can. Obviously that won't happen, but it remains a source of income, and an invaluable one. A source of income valued zero. But either way, shit can be sold. Greece sold ports.
>>62547835The moment you have to start selling things like land to pay off debts, you are pretty much already a failed state.
>>62547837Reads like hamfisted satire but I know that it's probably verbatim. I'm so tired.
>>62547800We spend on interest than on the military.
>>62547854Dont bully Leo
>>62547862It pains me to say I typed it verbatim and kept having to pause and rewind because I couldn’t believe what I was hearing
>>62547866*spend more onSorry my post had to take a budget cut in the word count department to pay for some debt servicing.
>>62547837>You will never be a real greater power. >You have no ships, you have no missiles, you have no airforce. you have no drones.
BWEAKING NEWS!!!>US and Israel are preparing to bombard energy-related targets in Iran as soon as this weekend - CBS News
MY PUTS ARE SAVED
NIGGERS !!!
>The US continues to take on debt >The US continues to ignore inflation. >investors demand higher and higher interest for treasuries as their concerns rise >treasury yields rise which pushes up corporate bond lending/mortgages/everything else. >economy stalls out and takes a shit Can an MMT enthusiast explain why this WOULDN’T happen?
>>62547837He is fucking gone.
>>62547876>>62544779"there is no edge on biz anymore"there is you just dont believe it
>>62547876
>>62547835The problem is the deficit, we spend more money than we collect in taxes. We need cut spending and/or raise taxes, however nobody can get elected saying we're going to take your gibs and collect more taxes so there's no way to fix the actual issue boss.
Buy GAW
>>62547881>Government secretly buys stocks to keep the ponzi goingYou forgot this part
>>62547886i bought but my average price is 202 im raped i have a extra 30,000 sitting around im might just buy the "DIP"
>>62547876>and IsraelGod I hope iran gets obliterated they deserve it for agreeing to any ceasefires before
>>62547885you know you can simply print money?
>>62547883I’ve been in /smg/ since Tuesday telling everyone that after Bibi met Trump they would have one final exit scam pump, get the fed meeting out the way then launch the hardest assault yet on Iran over the weekend and that Spy would gap down hard on MondayPerma-bulls called me a seething bear but I’m happy I have puts and shorts over the weekend that’s for sure
>>62547890That creates inflation which is nothing more than just another tax in itself boss.
>>62547887I don’t see how that keeps treasury yields down
>>62547892>finallmao you're retarded. america is going to keep this going until trump is dead.
This is going to be a weekend of self reflection.The doubts will compound and the markets shall continue to dump.
>>62547886>Work as assistant at doctor's office.>Man planet waddles in.>He's too fat to fit in our waiting room chairs and too fat to weigh in. Scales display error on anything above 600 pounds. >Wears a small backpack covered in WH40K pins and patches. Visual pottery
>>62547893doesn't mattermoney is not for storage of value anyway. Hasnt been for over 50 years now
>>62547800Debt isn't real
>>62547892How can attacking Iran drive down spy exactly?
>>62547876I hope I will be able to buy more leveraged inverse ETFs on pre market Monday.I bought more today but not enough
>>62547866imagine thinking that limbs were holding you back...
>>62547902Don't argue with baggot he is unironically retarded
>>62547892Yeah, I used to be like you, stupid as fuck and making bearish bets on geopolitical events... Guess what, the market doesn't give a fuck if we blow them the fuck up. Look at earnings, they're going up, market will rally on the good earnings and economic expansion boss.
>>62547879>War dictated on stocks' market tempoThis is so gay I don't even have enough keys on my keyboard to express it properly. Never gonna win a war in these conditions, just sayin'SPR to zero it is, then.
>>62547906Straight of Hormuz goes from “closed unless you pay a toll or unless US escorts your ship through” to “any ship that enters will be blown to pieces” World economy craters Oil spikes to $200
>>62547876Taco fucking inbound
>AMD randomly dumped at the end of the dayMy average is $160 but holy fuck this feels bad. Tired of hedgies like Citadel trying to keep us working class poor.
>>62547876>There was some discussion about trying to conclude by the time financial markets open Monday because of concern about how the bombings will affect the U.S. and global economy, but an end point wasn't locked in.
>>62547911Now you just molest kids according to the previous thread
>>62547716WE'RE MAKING AI CHILD GFS AND AFRICAN WELL WATER IS GONNA PAY FOR IT!
>>62547901>>Wears a small backpack covered in WH40K pins and patches.Lion
>>62547906the wrong answer is that it affects oil markets. the damage has already been done to the oil markets so continued aggression doesn't change anything.the right answer is that it pushes low iq, emotionally unstable, schitzotypes who watch the news all day waiting for the next nothing burger to freak about about to sell. there are a lot of lonely boomers with a lot of money and nothing better to do. strangely they all have diamond hands on real estate thoughy.
>>62547906You'll understand when the next retaliation will smoke yet another Saudi refinery that amounts to yet another 7% of the world's refining capacity.
>>62547918That's not true boss.
>>62547884Based hearts of iron enjoyer
Welp, less FOMC meetings are in the works. We are so third world hahahahaha fuckin hell. Pretty soon they’ll make it illegal to short the market or even buy puts altogether lol.
This is itThis is the big fucking dumpThis is world war 3 This is what I’ve been waiting forI’m going to drive my new lambo through the streets of homeless and unemployed and my number plate will be something like “PUT5 4 L1F3”
>>62547923Oil stonks PUMPING.
>>62547924That's not what I heard lol
>>62547926>Implying any of that would be a bad thing
Are we adding minors here or do they still need more time in the oven
reddit is very interesting right now could be a nice run up
>>62547923Iran doesn't have the capabilities to retaliate boss.
>>62547931Don't mention minors around baggie, he gets overly excited
Bonds up and DXY downBut Stocks up...
>>62547933the fact that hedgies unironically believe this is sad
>>62547894Doesn't matter tech stocks are the new treasuries
>>625478766pm Sunday - the energy related strikes have ceased and Iran has expressed serious interest in talks
>>62547931minor's bottoms...
>>62547913Quite the reverse1) oil spikes2) then the economy craters3) ...and then oil cratersplay it both ways to make it>>62547933lmao, lol even
>>62547943As someone who is primarily a bobo, they might wait until Monday to taco for maximum kikery
>>62547937Honestly, I'm glad these retards are my counterpart. It will make it even better when it's due time "W-why is it falling?".
So let me get this straight I sign up to Kashi and bet that the democrats impeach trump before 2028. Its at 65%. I win 33% more of what I bet. I beat your little 7% fidelity bullshit by almost 5x.Topkek!!!!! How will stockbros cope
>>62547734nothing
>>62547953Those apps are fucking notorious for not paying out with technical bullshit
>>62547928Fuel stocks*Less refineries means less demand for raw oil.
>>62547943Obviously, this is the play. Iran is playing the triple digits IQ game, stalling for as long as possible. They don't want a full blown out war. They don't want to get bombed, nobody would. The current situation is perfect for them, they're just sitting it out until SPR go to their limits. They have all the time in the world. Scotty Bussy may have all the money in the world, but despite having that unlimited power, he doesn't have what matters the most: time.And the SPR clock is ticking.
>>62547951just bought some after market OXY shares to add to my position never do that usually but my sources are telling me this is real, only thing that could deter this is a Pakistani phone call although i have reason to believe that Pakistan may actually be indirectly targeted in these strikes as they want to create a land blockade and most of the circumventing of us sanctions and cross border trade is through 6 entry ways in Pakistani which are apparently on the target list ( the connection points in Iran not Pakistan ofc)
>>62547931>>62547946We gonna need lots of copper
>>62547961trump seems to be frustrated with Pakistan and Vance which pushed for them to be used as a middle man has been sidelined
>>62547961For me, it's XOM, EQNR and PBR.
The problem is that oil and natural gas prices are too high, and there are places where natural gas can substitute for oil. As winter approaches, Europeans worry about the cold, and natural gas prices rise, causing oil prices to climb as well
>>62547959It’s okay bro they filled it back up with water. It’s not empty
>>62547953Betting sites are a honeypot designed to farm info from insiders who have insider information, but are too dumb to turn that info into big money on the larger markets.Whatever you do there goes straight into Jane Street’s algorithms and glowie servers.Also the bets are decided by jannies, Imagine losing money to some butthurt jannie says it wasn’t a real impeachment.
>>62547961>OXYMy dad that ran off with a whore from Austin and her kids after cheating on my Mom for seven years works at OXY. I hope that place gets fucked harder than Spain right now. Bunch of fucking retarded boomers that love muh AI working there from what I heard when I looked up shit about them on Linkedin. My point also is do not move to east Texas because, despite the nice nature, this area corrupts the soul.
>>62547978New normal.
>>62547957So what your saying is...invest in Chevron stocks on Monday, and sit back and profit?
>>62547977i like OXY because its got a lot of debt (which high oil prices help cut down and boost the valuation when this disruption is over) and is super exposed to movements to the upside a 1$ increase in wti is 260 million dollars in pre tax fcf for them just crazy
>>62547983its a shit oil company dont even dispute it but its a good leveraged oil play
>>62547985Anyone who would profit from a refinery shortage, yes.
>>62547985you should have done that today after that blow out earnings report
Based
>>62547987>its a shit oil companyIt'a good to hear that it isn't just me being spiteful saying that.
>>62547991Probably because everytime there is one the market fucking tanks lol
>>62547985The time to buy OIL is when everyone hates OIL. Like SEMIs.
>>62547968There was a funny part of his live camp David cabinet meeting when a journalist asked Trump “you keep mentioning the peace talks with Iran, who has actually been talking to Iran from the administration?” And he threw them all under the bus>everybody, hegseth, Vance, Rubio, they call me and say “the negotiations are going well” but then I get another call that Iran just launched more missiles And the 3 he mentioned visibly shrunk in their chairs
>market is beginning to realize America has a Lame Duck president for 2 years
DIGITS AND THE IRAN ATTACK IS A RUSE TO ADD GRAVITY TO THE MONDAY TACO
>>62547999
please stop posting realistic bobos, mumus and frogs, they creep me out
>>62547999MUMUBROS?!?!?!
>>62547999your repeating numbers on a Mongolian basket weaving forum wont save you from a Shahed crashing into Arabian oil refineries
>>62548003NO
Have you ever laid a turd so big it made you cum?
>>62548011not a semiconductor investor so i cant say i have
>>62548007yOU DIDnt CHECK em!
When was the last time /smg/ touched a woman
God damn wtf is this thread i almost told someone irl to come ask what spy is here
Bulls:>fuck my chud life
>>62548014Lmfao
And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like "no ceasefire"
>>62547999Good so ill have time to buy more inverse ETFs on Monday.>>62547977For me it's EQNR and GUSH
guys the economy is going to fast and it's starting to run out of steam. once all the work gets done people are going to start getting laid off, and consumer spending will drop, debt will start to default, ect. I need everyone on /biz/ who still has a job to start subtly sabotaging things. break something at work. miss some deadlines on projects. submit the wrong paper work. we need more slop in the system, at least until interest rates go down.to all the neets, keep up the good no work.
>>62548017A few weeks ago. Autismchan at work was like. "Here hold my hands see how cold they are!"Gave her my number last week no text or call. Ah well better to try then not.
>>62547722after we open the strait btw force and hundreds of tankers flow through there will be so much oil they'll have to pay me to take itoil to -$10
>>62548022He's a Lame Duck. The Lamest. His VP and Sec are already politicking for the Big Election 2028.
All I wanna say is Saudis losing refineries is irrelevant to the US market at large, bullish for US oil companies. Bye bye OPEC. Hello restocking war supplies, hello rebuilding our middle east vassals, how much of that coming manufacturing can we do in house? It would be incredibly golden...for an age
>>62548009Hold still, cursed anon, this'll be over soonCrux Sacra Sit Mihi LuxNon Draco Sit Mihi DuxVade Retro Satana.Numquam Suade Mihi VanaSunt Mala Quae LibasIpse Venena Bibas.
Oh, fuck. I just purchased SCO after-hours because I thought the oil pump was over ships being stopped. I didn't realize there was actually going to be an attack. What do?
>>62548017This morning.
>>62548026Having a women's job sounds emasculating
>>62548017Never, and thats why im profitable, the only people that think doing this profitability is sexy are migrants from third world countries posting motivational TikTok trading crypto edits
guys my SOXL is shitting the bed
>>62548007this is bullish
>>62548034Thank you kind smigger, I needed that.
>>62548044>didnt sell the DCB>thinking that citadel would buy leopolds port for a 20-50% discount and now just sell the spread straight away and that they would go long and hold until it reached peak prices againlol, lmao KEK
>>62547946Good lord save me
>>62548032also extremely bullish for BHARAT cause of all the elite brahmin talent who will be doing the rebuilding. i hope you are investing in this future super power sirs
AFY dated brent acting up again
>>62548036At least it's not leveraged
What's a dead cat bounce
>>62548042it is but real niggas don't care. get your handbag and sell that makeup hun
>>62548058Check the KOSPI on Monday
>>62548058It's a Bear Trap.
>>62548036why the fuck would you inverse oil when it's already at mid 80s? in the absolute best case scenario it goes down to 60-70.
>>62548032It's relevant because they will sell their investment in US market.But you right that it will be for bullish for US oil companies
>>62548024NRGU
>>62547931Jesus christ source?
Aapl chads, everything's gonna be ok right?
>>62548036Actual insanity
>>62548062KOSPI nutz
>>62548058She'sBeautiful :3
>>62548062Sunday you mean? Yes kospi will open red but after that who knows.
>>62547947Based smoke visible from space bobo... finally we meet again. The npcs and normies are still buying bags. Like pigs to slaughter
>>62548051I bought the dip but its dipping more I got hosed man
>>62548026>Gave her my number last week no text or callwell at least you can fully focus on the noble pursuit of acquiring currency
>>62548073I'm not in the northern hemisphere
>>62548077it happens i lost bigga nigga bucks on oil
>>62548081bruh this board is 90% American ips we communicate in American timezone I love hamburger
>>62547991Lmao if this nigger just exits stage left and does absolutely nothing bdcause it 'distorts price signals' or some shit
To all oil investors here, don't be greedy. Whatever happens, oil will not go above $200 a barrel
>>62548067post some good content in return and maybe Ill tell you
>>62548032When you say Saudis losing refineries ... you mean USA losing refineries right? I don't think you realize the nature of the political construct of those nations?
>>62548064I just wanted a quick buck in and out.
>>62548082I'm hoping it goes back up but shit, idk, it is what it is
START THE FUCKING BOMBING YOU BIG ORANGE CUNT I HAVE PUTS
a favorable wind billows the sails of your fat gay mom in her super yacht,unknown to you, in your retarded potato boat, where the wind blast you back into man eating long-fanged catfish and knee deep mud,that you suck up because you need to breath if you want to live,while mom sips a mimosa on sandy beachesrandomness is our new god, and it doesn't like youyou suck the mud because it's what you were born to do,your seed subpar, your roll was badthere are no do oversif you make it, it is in spite of this. not because of this. there are internal and external influences in life, and all are against you.
Hello I bought Reddit to hold it over the weekend. There is no way it doesn't bounce from a 20% drop.
>>62548089I don't have anything but I've never seen a manga preach such incredible and amazing truths. Thankfully the Japanese are still doing Ok
>>62548092Nah.OPEC was specifically created to bully US Oil producers.This is a thirdie own goal. Many such multipolar cases.
>>62548098Whrre do yall niggers trade against the clock? It's almost saturday
>>62548106there's hyperdash
>>62548106Fidelity
>>62547830Mathematically it is the better choice But if debt max retards were good at math they would have avoided needing Uncle Dave in the first place.
Is it true that Trump bombing Iran helps semi stocks go up. If yes please launch a nuke at them Mr. President
>>62548106not being in the US has its perks its crazy the market time you get here
>>62548068Frens?
>>62548118I don't get why foreigners say thisOur retardation affects you too, you just can't vote on it
>>62547991dude needs to just stop telling anybody what's happening and start telling markets "trust the plan" and "we can't reveal our current policy, only our policy objectives"
>>62547830To say this is to be wholly unaware of human psychology, and therefore a subpar investor.
>>62548105I thi k you will never again see any big bitch behavior from them, only little bitch behavior. Nothing like oil embargo shenanigans. In the end their interests align too much with Globic Homic.
>>62548011I drop massive shits almost every day. It's not sexual you queer. It just goes out not in.
>>62547923This is why I’m making a packet in refiners. PBF delivered. Expecting Delek to deliver next week.
>>62548118More like it's exhausting. In europe the whole day is US stock shenanigans. Shit needs more breaksAnyway I dont trade I only watxh prices on tradingviewI normally watch us 500 futueres or us 100 cash which trade late. But on friday i can never find shit. I'll have a look at the things posted (I'm just addicted to watching charts)
Markets closed and if it isn't for you you don't matter anyway. What are we drinking tonight lads?
>>62548144water
>>62548123Kek but what plan is there to trust with over 3pct inflation for a fuggen loifetime :D
Well bros, I made so much money from markets shitting itself all week, so I will purchase more backup fertilizer for my veggies/berry plants next year. The fucking price for a LOT of shit I use like seabird/bat guano, kelp meal and even soil acidifier for instance went up so damn much, like $20 to fucking $40 for a SINGLE 5lb box of crab meal. Inflation sucks dick too, I'm expecting it all to double next year.
>>62547828MSFTbro was right ;_;
>>62548144>if it isn't for you you don't matter anywayyep need to dump my bags and buy some new ones so you can clean up the mess when market opens
>>62547837>
>>62548144Rum and diet.
>>62547876Can we have an actual happening, like Iran shoots a secret nuke at Tel Aviv or some shit? The weekend cockblock strategy is getting boring now.
>>62548144KO
>>62547763>I find this market very perplexing.you didnt come to that realization in the covid era?
>>62548144IBC bang's
>>62548161Anon... clear your mind.
>>62548017A few months ago unironically. But I recently met a 47 year old Asian MILF that wants me to fuck her. I kind of think she’s hag frauding though because all the pics she’s sent me have been from carefully curated angles or where the phone covers her face. She keeps pestering me to meet but she kind of gave me the ick when she suggested I alone pay for the hotel room if we fuck. Kinda pissed me off because, one she lives an hour from me and I’d be the one driving, and two she expects a formal date at first which of course I’d be paying for too. I have the money but I guess it’s the point of it. Like you’re 47 and said you make your own hours, so I know damn well you got more money than me bitch and you can’t even offer to to pay for at least half a room since you can’t host??Anyway plus I’m kinda tired of fucking around and want a real relationship
well the heckin semiconductor stockerinos go up or down next monday? hmm i wonder i wonder
>>62548017My last date (which took place in December) involved me holding hands with a girl for the first time. Totally unprompted, she told me when she would be available for me to take her out again (which would be the fifth date). However, I never heard from her again.
>>62547946minors have bottomed, get 'em while they're fresh
>>62548178>>62548172>caring about women at allthis is why you guys are ngmi
I put $1000 in schd today, and a few more hundred in LAC
Spy down around $5 since market close in 2 hoursAssuming spy continues to lose $2.50 per hour over the weekend of war we will open on Monday at 9:30 with spy at $585Hope you’re all holding puts
>>62548186
>>62547763god I hate I this fucking negative iq faggotPLEASE smite this poster as soon possible
>>62548140what other themes besides refiners are you investing in
>>62548017last month my gf but we are breaking up this weekend
>>62548186overreaction to play fighting Monday will be neon green on some potentially optimistic quote from a report of a story about what trump said about things he may have meant that could relate to an new understanding of an agreement for a new deal
>>62548178Women do that shit because they think it’s letting you down easy but it’s actually more fucked because it leads you on. Sounds like you didn’t take initiative soon enough. But don’t worry anon. I had a girl dump me after the 3rd date because I don’t fuck her and she wanted me to. And the 3rd date was to church kek. Point I’m trying to make is women aren’t serious people and you shouldn’t take them too serious. It stings but just move on to the next one.>>62548183Having children would be nice
Did you guys buy the MU dip? Because, you know, it's, uh, gonna moon next week, right? So, uh, I thought I'd remind you that it's really important to buy this MU dip. You can, you know, buy it on Monday open, right? It'd be really goos for you if you did. It' gonna moon! Hehe. Alright.
Koreans finna doomp on Monday, wonder if it'll be the usual 5% or go as high as 10% since they were insane enough to pump so much in a day
the leaf market is closed on monday so I won't be able to dump my leaf oil ticker before the big tacoI hate canada/leafs so much
>>62548203>Having children would be niceDo you really feel like this? Is it only out of fear of being lonely and alone when older?
>>62548186The war will be over and they will be begging for a deal before the stock market opens on Monday. Imagine how long WW2 would have been in today's environment
>>62548149>what plan is theredoesn't matter, be doesn't have to tell them
>>62548194damn last month? sounds like the breakup is a good choice
>>6254820>kospi pumps>mega green>kospi dumps>more retards liquidated and cheapies are plentiful
>tacod on the lil pool>taco on the big pool
>>62548224>forgot pic
>>62548221Sounds like sloorpers win either wayAlwaysBeSloorpin’
>>62548213>Stalin called me begging for a deal, peace talks are going well actually
Chevron blew the fuck out of that quarter
>>62548211Yes I really feel like this. Why do you child free people always think it’s out cultural pressure or feeling alone or whatever? Nature doesn’t need an explanation.
>>62548220its not, but thats what she wants
>There was some discussion about trying to conclude by the time financial markets open Monday because of concern about how the bombings will affect the U.S. and global economy, but an end point wasn't locked in.https://www.cbsnews.com/news/us-israel-iran-war-energy-related-targets-trump/the market is so retarded this war apparently has zero impact to anything so long as it happens when the markets are closed
>>62548242The market is always wrong simple as
>>62548151Just feed them with a bag of peters or jacks or yara and invest in yara and bypass the organic jew
>>62548242I keep wondering why Iran doesn’t just do a big missile launch at 9:30AM eastern if they want to hit Trump where it hurts
>>62548242retard goyim cattle:>oh the experts are in control, they'll figure it outthe experts:>not my problem, im sure it'll work out on its own
>>62548242>An Israeli official told CBS News: "Israel is unaware of a decision to restart full military operations, nor has been requested of Israel to join any military actions against Iran."Not even sure who's jewing who anymore
>>62547862Fuggen kek... (there never was a kek like it in the history of keks) it's grim
>>62548235I only bought yesterday, I should had listened to you earlier.
>>62548242Markets lack object permanence, their vision is based on movement.
>>62548235watch oxy get raped due to the waha gas glut (again)
>>62548172splitting is for losers
>>62548249They did that surprise attack right before kospi open. I was down -$20k in seconds. Held and recovered to +$5k and sold before violently crashing again.
So did John Rocker get jumped and murdered by a bunch of illegals because he lost his entire savings betting against OIL and dumping his measly bag into RYCEY?
>>62548204Things always pump on Sunday open. I'm gonna load up on MUU with 40x leverage as it's gonna be like 1%.
>samsung randomly goes up 25% in a single daywhen do the korean markets finally crash and burn and bankrupt every degenerate gambling korean
>>62547998Is this picture telling me to buy UUUU?
>>62548253When the kid you eggs you on to do something bad in school tells the teacher they had nothing to do with it and didn’t even know it was happening and that actually it was your idea all along
>>62548178...you had 0 physical contact on the first 4 dates? bruh
>>62547837>>62547862Imo the worst thing is that you can read it and hear the inflection, the fake "mr president" and fake accolades that never happened, the way he says it is always the same. And then the "we're gonna make em run like hell" bits sound like some kind of 80 year old WWE hypecaster . It's tiresome. What a fucking disaster jej
>>62548270lul
>>62548194how does that work, scheduled breakup?
>>62548267SK Hynix up 29.95% as well. What the hell? The ADR is red. We WE the actual cause for the dumps all along?
>>62547769how much to purchase a thigh gap gf
>>62548279>kospi chartHoly smokes. These niggers really are the slavs of asia
>>62548267>>62548279It was Samsungs earnings report guiding strong demand and supply issues through '28
>>62548275we're long distance-ish and she didnt want to do it over the phone
>>62548264Let's hope so
>>62548295That's a shame it sounds like you two were perfect for each otherYou're both fucking retarded.
kwab https://youtu.be/L-e-vICfPpw?is=2BPy3lqu1y1fxSu4
>>62548295I once had a long distance psycho and she wanted to do phone sex every goddamn day probably out of fear and maxdraining my semen and libido. Little did she know, I could not cum at all. The lame ass theater. Telling her what to do. Holy shit. Glad I killed her
>>62548203I have experience with being ghosted, but this time felt different. I feel like I was probably battling my way to the #1 spot but ended up with the silver medal. Honestly, I'm pretty much only in this game for kids and financial reasons, which puts me on the same level as a medieval peasant. Most women my age seem so shallow and uninteresting. I'm charming enough to entertain women, but I don't find them interesting.>>62548183See above. I haven't met any interesting girls since high school. Only girl I ever loved went to college and picked up a long-term boyfriend. Maybe I should just go mail order since I'm starting to view relationships as so transactional.>>62548270Ultra-Catholic girl. I was being careful.
>>62548298who cares, i just want to at least see her one last time
>>62548249I feel like China does this with their AI fud
>>62548307Breakup sex?
>>62547766
>super troopers 3
>>62548303Living with a woman who is cool and you get along with is nice desu. We always have shit to talk about and she listens to my sperg rambling and pretends to care and I do the same for her. Sorry it didn't work out with the Catholic girl anon. There are lots of religious girls who are very serious about it especially abstinence etc but just as many are not and it's hard to gauge at first but you will find your special someone but you have to open yourself up to being hurt and that can be very difficult to do.
guys are my KORU bags going to be ok?
>>62548323I'm so sorry lil bro...
DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>62548303>I'm charming enough to entertain women, but I don't find them interesting.I think you might be gay, lad.
>>62547889>God I hope iran gets obliterated >they deserve it for agreeing to any ceasefires beforei hope so toothey burned me so many times when i tried being bearishlike how do you continuously get blown up during negotiations and humiliated at every opportunity and still fall for every "peace deal"just kill them all i prefer being on the jewish bull side
>>62548335This With Jews you win
>>62548307>who cares, i just want to at least see her one last timeLuckily it's at the end of the thread so no one's going to see this except for you, but if anything my week was even worse than yours. My ex is apparently getting married. I check my gfs instagram every couple of weeks. We dont follow each other but i check if the profile pic changes or if her post count has changed. After three years her profile pic changed. Few days later a new post. I asked a mutual friend, she sent me a screenshot, her covering her face while some douchebag is on his knees to her.Felt sick to my stomach. Ive been in a new relationship for the last four years. She's everything to me. Was thinking of proposing to her too, but now I feel so fucked like whats the fucking point bros.I was actually the one broke up with her. I wanted to watch BBC porn and get cucked and she didnt want to. Ended up breaking up with her as soon as I moved and my new girlfriend doesnt even like dirty talking it with me so i guess I really shit the bed.
>>62548320>There are lots of religious girls who are very serious about it especially abstinenceWell, that's the funny thing, I am as well. However, I'm not a weirdo about other stuff.>you have to open yourself up to being hurtThat's the other funny thing: I don't really feel that bad about it. I've been pining over the same girl for +10 years now, so the other girls' actions don't bother me much. It's going to take something really damn special to make me genuinely fall in love with someone.>>62548329Not going to lie, I've kind of considered going gay since I've become pretty jaded. However, I don't want to get assblasted.
>>62548344ok, I chuckled
How to invest in hypnosis apps?
>>62548344i saw this
>>62547724Financially I fully understand what this video is trying to convey. Interesting, thank you for posting.
>>62548344why are americans like this
>>62548363He's just a stupid mutt don't give him attention
U.S. Treasury Secretary Bessent’s notepad at Trump cabinet meeting shows 'to do' list of buying Japanese yen, source photograph reveals
>>62547724I look like this and I eat like this.
>>62548307this >>62548311 if its not that then wtf
>>62548344think thats enough /smg/ for today
>>6254801710 years
>>62548303>Most women my age seem so shallow and uninteresting. I'm charming enough to entertain women, but I don't find them interesting.Yeah bro women are the problem and definitely not you
>>62548017may, right before the full moon
Bobina....
>>62548303> Only girl I ever loved went to college and picked up a long-term boyfriendSame bro. There’s only two girls in my life I’ve felt completely smitten and captured by. One in high school and one in college. I was shy growing up and never had the courage to talk to either one. I’d give anything to feel like that again. But Lady Love still eludes me.> Ultra-Catholic girl. I was being careful.Re-read again what I wrote above about the ‘’’Christian’’’ girl dumping me after I didn’t fuck her the 3rd date after church. That doesn’t mean anything nowadays
>>62548303>ultra CatholicMeans nothing, you just make her feel like your not interested
>>62548203>Having children would be nicewait till you get a retarded blob that will never be able to support itself.
>>62548426that's not the point of having children lil materialist bro
>>62548415
>>62548432Karaoke night
>>62547837As far as satire goes, the whole play on the name "Iran" is a little weird, even for him - but the invocation of a random prestigious athlete (Bolt) is spot-on.
I woke up early this morning and I went to the 5 and dimeI saw this pretty young lady that was real, real fineI tapped her on the shoulder and said, "Mmm, mmm, excuse me, ma'am"She pulled down her pants and said, "Splack these hams"Whoa, oh, oh, ohSally "That Girl"Whoa, oh, oh, ohSally, whew, "That Girl"
Look at all these babeshttps://youtu.be/SoHpSY3IoAI?si
most leveraged smigga in da club
>>62548432This is Rebecca Black btw. She got some goy scribbles but look at those cannons.
>>62548477
>>62547837I'm not reading all that
AI is the great equalizer. Much in the way that the .44 let grandma defend herself against anybody, AI allows any retard to make funny memes when previously this would have only been possible with extensive MS Paint and Photoshop experience. Now, whenever a fellow smiger says something kekworthy, I can respond with a custom made reaction image made in MINUTES. It can't be overstated how much of a game changer this is. smigposting is the FUTURE and you can get in now or fomo in when everyone else figures it out too.
>>62548500>>62548503huh much do you spend on AI tokens everyday? you have to be spending way more for this AI slop than you should. your pics are disquieting and creepy
You know I like my chicken friedA cold beer on a Friday nightPair of Jeans that fit just rightAnd the Radio Uuuuuuuuuup
>>62548503We can’t all be as good at prompting as you mein smigger
>>62548508it's free, I'm not spending anything. It's on the american taxpayer
This is how earnings will be presented by 2035
Okay, now ladiesNow, we gon' break this thang down, in just a few secondsNow, don't have me break this thang down for nothin'Now, I want to see y'all on y'all baddest behaviorLend me some sugar, I am your neighborAh, here we go
>>62548527
>>62548515This is the first one that doesn't look like uncanny valley demon hellspawn
https://youtu.be/tKJwvQfraY8?is=XHxX3uurAx-OfdhqI see the bad moon a-risin'I see trouble on the wayI see earthquakes and lightnin'I see bad times todayDon't go around tonightWell it's bound to take your lifeThere's a bad moon on the rise
>>62548119Sit down and relax. I can see it dumping another 15%, it just does that. Even if you were foolish enough to buy the top, I seriously doubt you'll have to wait more than six months for the new ATH.
>>62548242You know how Switzerland is memed up for its useless army closing door at 5 PM?Well, it's the exact same her, but tied top stocks markets hours.I shouldn't have to state the obvious, but it seems it's needed considering how many retards there are: you don't win a war when you have to take stocks markets hours into account and are too pussy to do anything during trading hours. You also don't win wars when you're a turbopussy too afraid of losing a few meatbags.Man, what a cuck meme country, holy shit.
>>62548565Imagine being in the military and there's the chance you might die because the president thinks it's fine to act now as long as the market is closed, but the moment the market opens he retreats and you died for nothing, lmao fun times.
>>62548515>>62548533Yeah, the evil teddy bear bobo looks good
>>62548569In my stock market? It’s more likely than you think
>>62548568There’s always some good cop slop in my feed. N words and body cams
>>62548293US listings are uniquely equipped to get fucked.
I bought 10k's worth of a 2x leveraged samsung etf before market close. am i going to get murdered or rewarded?
>>62548585no risk it no biscuit
never fucking fails
>>62548601It's so bad. IRGC might as well send their soldiers to vacation during the week and be on halfalert. For weekend everybody has to come back to position
I’m on my trip and have internet access for the moment, just wanted to check in on /smg/, has someone been ding/bang/powerhour posting in my stead this week?
>>62548530Man what the fuck
>>62548620We've been trying but it's not the same
>When Bear Stearns collapsed in March 2008, the broader market actually rallied in the days immediately following, convinced the Federal Reserve's intervention had completely contained the damage and that the broader housing market was secure. The belief that "the worst is behind us" allowed market participants to shrug off the event for months—until Lehman Brothers triggered a cascade five months later.is situational awareness the bear stearns of this bubble?
>>62548620someone did a very underwhelming dingenjoy your trip
>>62548634I’ll be back next week some time, unless i die (hoping)
trump please dont ruin this bullrun
Currently mad.Mad at Spiderman.
>>62548643>>62548643>>62548643
>>62548620combination of not really having a suitable backup to come off the bench and nobody wanting to report how much they lost
>>62548640We need you anon, you are the only thing holding the entire US economy together. No pressure.
>>62548637>is one leveraged retard the same as a legacy company collapsingthere is no bubble
well dunno if my MUU, STXX and SNXX ever goes back to where I can break even.This has been a good 'lesson' that I shouldn't have been a pussy back in december when I decided I wanted to holdmicron indefinitely. Merely holding, nothing fancy like leverage or margin or letfs, would have been up 500% at the top.
>>62548589based>>62548585shoulda gone with hynix and done it 2 days ago
>>62548651>>62548653Oh shitbi wonder how much I lost this weekMaybe I shouldn’t come back
>>62548679Markets pushed back over the 50 day moving average today, MSFT and AMZN caught a bid this week, semis and KOSPI look like they might start recovering, your port might look bretty relatively okay right now depending what's in it.
>>62547946lol
