>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5GPrevious smigger thread>>62548643
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>>62550104weren't they trialing 24/7 trading? pretending the market needs to sleep is retarded
>>62550107Is this a bot post?
Buy QMHIX
I even tried to play online poker to get my dopamine fix when the market is closed but quickly remembered how fucking boring it is
>>62550110They were and still are, yeah. Would be great if it went through, retail could defend itself better with stoplosses.
>>62550119they should move faster then, the blatant friday manipulation with news is obvious
I need to gamble but only the classy kind of gambling
I’m going to buy the SOXL massacre
>>62550123Commodities with 10x leverage on cocaine?
Smigma balls lmao
>>62550127this guy tried this strategy with AI companies and didn't work
>>62548661>SK apartments cost 14 years worth of salary so everyone gambles everything they have to make itnigga here it's the exact same thing. The most frequent salary, without spending absolutely anything and without taking into account future price increases, buys you a house in 14 years. 80-90 years if you take into account a ridiculously cheap rent and cost of living. And the vast majority of citizens are completely ignorant of the stock market or even crypto, for the good or bad of it. Bank savings accounts offer bullshit like 0 to 0.5% yearly returns with retarded commissions on account maintenance or some operations. i guess spain is just condemned to permanent poverty.
>>62550125What happened yesterday?
kek based BYD
>>62550134>permanent povertynah, nothing to worry about. the apocalypse will be with you momentarily
>>62550134that's the usually duration when the government does not insure 30 year fixed rates, or support new first time home buyerthe vast majority of citizens do not need a two bedroom apartment in the capital for themselves and their cat at 25 years old after finishing their adult kindergarten
>>62550140Thats not based at all
>>62550133I was thinking more of cocoa and orange juice (yes, you can 10x orange juice).
>>62550135I highkenuinely have not looked at a SOXL chart in years.On social media I keep seeing how this fund manager got rekt but I figured it was kind of old news and the market recovered but I looked this morning and saw it’s down like 50% or whatever from ATH.It could def go lower but I my monkey brain is telling me to buy and not overthink it
Where is my niGRRR anonIs he safe?Is he alright?
I'm thinking of quitting my job later this year and just trying to survive off of investments for a while.If I make a 20% yearly return I could sustain forever living pretty comfortably with the money I have saved up. 20% is rough but it's not impossible I guess. I could probably get by with 15% but then my savings would barely grow. Anyway, even worst case scenario I could not work for at least 2 years so I figure why not try, I hate my current job
>>62550165appeared yesterday to say he is still hereseems like he doesn't post GRRR anymore while still being aroundhe said he was ok
What’s biz up to this weekend, I’m chilling at my lake cabin
>>62550104Nigga my spacex shorts not otmrintin for 2 days ;(
>>62550172>If I make a 20% yearly return I could sustain forever living pretty comfortably with the money I have saved up. 20% is rough but it's not impossible I guess. I could probably get by with 15% but then my savings would barely grow.definitely bwo>>62550165>>62550173Big D threw down a challenge to niGRRR and niGRRR said he doesn't bother with losers like Big D aka the baggler aka baggie G.John Rocker and the other retards are still on /bant/ discussing how to avoid getting arrested by ex gfs.
What will markets do next week?>picrel, last week's survey and results>linkrel, next week's survey>https://strawpoll.com/XmZRQo99wgd>https://strawpoll.com/XmZRQo99wgdhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGofoH9RDEA
>>62550172>live off investmentsthe dream
>>62550172Why not just get a new job instead of trying to make 20% perpetually on invertments>>62550185I’m just sitting depressed in front of a computer all weekend, kind of jealous
I've been bagholding a lot of MU for the past month even though I should have sold back when it was at ATH. I'm getting so tired of seeing it keep dropping while other tech stocks either crab or keep going up. I know it will probably go up again but I'm starting to lose my patience and might considering selling or at least drastically reducing my position if next week is another shit one. I want to be making money again even if that means dumping at a not ideal time.
>>62550199three for four. bloodbath deferred to next week
>>62550197>John Rocker and the other retards are still on /bant/ discussing how to avoid getting arrested by ex gfs.what did they do?
>>62550165What's gay, retarded, and red all over?MY PORT!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUNNY RIGHT???Lmao nah I'm good, just enjoying the sunny weekend. I'm better than alright my smigger. I am in the acceptance stage of grief.Going to average down on MU, GRRR, RDDT, GRSD & ASTS some more this week and pray a double bottom forms on the QQQ otherwise we is fucked until October/November.I will be giving NBIS, ONDS, PENG, IREN, USAR, AAIO, GOOGL, META & MSFT the kiss of death and build positions over the next few weeks with about £500,000, all holders may want to exit their positions as this will condemn them to death.Despite the £135,000 unrealised losses I am sitting on + £90,000 YTD mostly from selling GRRR at $25, buying back at $17 then selling again at $22. Will be adding at least another 5,000 shares to GRRR whilst its hugging single digits.GRRR have earnings this month, should hopefully beat on revenue and update guidance and 2027 outlook. I'm expecting a massive cash position but huge expenses this Q on Shackleton finance, Thai Campus buildout and contract financing for Yotta in India.I won't be able to judge my GRRR trade for another 18 months. That's my timeframe.How many amongst you are brave enough to post ports? Also this is just my gambling funsies account btw I have a sensible IBKR with ETFs and leaps.
>>62550201>Why not just get a new job insteadI mean that's always gonna be an option, but obviously not working for anybody is the dream
>>62550226why betray us by buying reddit? :( don't you know we hate them?
I go to smg and reddit both to see the respective anons>GRRRtard>HGRAFshillreddit>I had a 6-7 digit port but managed to turn it into 3-4 digit portthen I become happy knowing I was at least born with a 3 digit IQ you guys really help me out
>>62550226>gorilla technology
>>62550226>NBIS, GOOGL, & MSFTPlease be gentle with these, I actually have positions in them
>>62550232Keep your frens close and your enemies closer :3
>>62550150>yes, you can 10x orange juiceYeah, at Costco.
>>62550226> What's gay, retarded, and red all over?MY PORT!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHFUNNY RIGHT???When you start you post with schizobabble. Nobody reads it anon. Let alone takes it seriously. Hahaha. Nigger nigger nigger. JEWS. Do you get it? I doubt it.
>>62550226>I am in acceptance stage>Going to average down on GRRRyou didn't accept shit, doubling down on his misery till he capitulates for real this time
>>62550226Based retarded niGRRR
>>62550226Based top buyer
DAS RITE
>>62550239NIGGERS
>>62550226AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAA
>>62550226>GRRR
>>62550242I have accepted that the market is wrong and I am right as always but have once again prematurely ejaculated. Been in and out of GRRR since 2024 and despite dilution risk this is the best stead the company has been in so far.
>>62550246>forcedhow? the US has no concept of duty of care unlike the chinese
>>62550239>> What's gay, retarded, and red all over?>MY PORT!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH>FUNNY RIGHT???Terrible quoting technique btw. Here's a tip: select the text you want to quote and then click the post number as usual.
>>62550226Brutal. Hang in there buddy.
>>62550256>smg can't teach people how to invest>he tries to teach someone how to use 4chinkeeek
>>62550226Based, you will be blessed with gains for your courage. Unless that's not how markets work, idk.
>>62550200We all have to have a dream, inshallah.
>>62550262The important thing is I had fun and got to spend quality time shitposting with my smiggers <3I found out that the real gains are friendships, lovers, family and memories, none of which can be found on here :3
>>62550262based warren always with the good quotes
>>62550267>I found out that the real gains are friendships, lovers, family and memories, none of which can be found on here :3what if i have none of that and have no stock gains either? WHAT THEN
I need to know if there is going to be a TACO event this weekend .
>>62550262This is Leopold, but for real.
>>62550281Then you're in the same boat as me frendo and boy does misery sure love company.and we will face the oppressive long dark together as frens <3>>62550287No its going to escalate then he TACOs midweek.
>>62550185>What’s biz up to this weekend, I’m chilling at my lake cabinmuh truk is gett'n fixed up.....gonna cost $3500 sad.At least I sold two CCs for $1,200 last week.
Idk if I should be content making 2-3k per trade
looked into some divvie ETFs as a yurofag because seeing money come in is better than seeing the line go upthese are all shitsomeone needs to make a 5% yield divvie ETF
Come on Trump do something this weekend you fat tard
>>62550333Wasted trips my bad bros
>>62550337Iran has fought back hardly while Trump is crying right now.
>>62550343Sir, I regret to inform you that Indians are banned from this thread. You are to leave the premises immediately.
>>62550185Beer die in 1hTell your dog I said hi and enjoy the water for us
>>62550343>minnesota 99% chance its because they dei hired niggers and somalis rather than cyber attacks
>>62550343You mean Hardily.
>>62550356Gonna laugh really hard when this dude's wife has to keep working to support his household because he has zero retirement plans.
>>62550360Based Phil making fat khat work so he can buy pokemon cards
>>62550333>Idk if I should be content makingIf you think you got some of the Aschenbrenner skill you should go big, ortherwise you just have had a little run is all.
>>62550361>phil gets into pokemon cards>less than a month after pokemon cards tank in valuelooooooooooool
what if value stocks continue to moon while tech crashes, and SPX just crabs at 7300-7500 for a year
>>62550344>>62550353>>62550356US-Iran war is becoming exactly like Soviet Union in Afghanistan, fully messed up only! Whole world has lost faith in US now. Ready for big crash? US Treasury is getting downgraded and everyone will sell off, standard procedure. On Monday, SPY 500 will gap down so big, full tension scene is coming!
>>62550383Thats actually usually how it works. Value/divvy etfs reverse trend with growth/momentum etfs, USUALLY.Its because trading algos like flipflopping between the two when one goes up, it sells off shares of the other and buys in.
>>62550287You and everyone else knowing, means there wont be a TACO
Sisters...SHHHHH....Don't tell anyone it's gonna be ME bobo posting on Monday.
>>62550392The rare Mubo
just finished a 5 hours goon sesh feeling good about monday so I'll inverse myself and buy putsDO NOT TRY THIS I am a licensed professional gooner
>>62550185I'm staying in. Too hot out to do anything.>>62550287It's already halfway over
Can anyone do an aislop of that rare black bear Bobo in the woods?
>>62550392Kek based, you watch the lands, I'll cover the seas.
What will make me happy anons?
>>62550406100k from divvies and a beautiful korean wife
>>62550406Mindfulness, every other answer is cope. Happiness is a fleeting feeling not a destination.I am rich as fuck, all my friends are rich as fuck and we mostly want to blow our brains out but it would give our bitch wives too much satisfaction and inheritance.
MEMSISSIESHOW WE FEELING?
>>62550406(You)? No idea, me, divvies that are bigger than my wagie salary
>>62550421Do yourself a favor, don't look at MU on Hyperdash.
AAPL bros, we're in for a bright green Monday, right?
ChatGPT is so much better at meme generation than Gemini. Considering a sub.
>>62550433number only goes up brother
>>62550435Its true, grok isn't even in the contention. GPT is clear image generation winner but only 3 generations a day including edits is stingy whereas Gemini has like 20 image requests now for free.
>>62550427Based conservative chad YGMI
>>62550436Were in this together, fren
There's just something sublime about renting a woman. You can just do it. If you do it in the right regions, where supply is manifold compared to demand, you get to pick. Young, just complies, no sour faces, no half-assed bullshit, lets you do relatively lots of things with her. It's just completely flipped vibe compared to the miserly scarcity mindset you may experienced in your home country.You can afford this if you go all in integrated oil majors at monday open.
>>62550427I looked this up and for a return of my approximate monthly salary I would need 1.5 million dollars in SCHD.You think I got time for that?
>>62550449bro that's literally just two 10x's and a 2x away you really think you can't swing that in the next 10 years?
weekends are so boringI want the market OPEN
>>62550453You can always go to a casino or gamble online
>>62550449Just ignore the AI brainwashing and keep DCAing
>>62550453I like the respite
>>62550459Thanks but I'll rebalance into divvies when I'm 40. Until then its 1% of my folio.
>>62550453Bullish for tickers OPEN & NOW
>>62550431They’re just prepping for the Korea dump, it will be neon green for the US (I hope)
>>62550490I think/hope it double bottoms around $770 where I will slurp 50 shares.to keep until 2030 or I paper hand and get shaken out, whatever comes first :3
>>62550185I'm making ice cream and crying.
>>62550522I want an espresso machine so I can make affogato.How come the beaners decided to make an extremely small amount of strong coffee take such a complex procedure to make
>>62550524You can just get a 30 bucks moka pot and do it caveman style
there are blacks at my workplace
>>62550542What are you waiting for? Call the police.
>>62550536Yeah, but it tastes like shit.
>>24764049 (You)fuck you bitch I'm going to kick your ass
>>62550524It's not once you get the routine down.
invest in VIG
>>62550524>have espresso machine>keep drinking energy drinksim too lazy
Made decent pocket money selling OTM options these last two weeks. Doesn't make up for all the ass raping in the prior week to those though
>>62550140BYD is an evil company.
>>62550334>he doesn't know about the SuperDividend ETF
>>62550567lmao, made me think>3x leveraged daily rebalance SCHD
