At your job, how long could you go without doing work before someone noticed?
I regularly take 30 minute shits at work. I can fuck off for 5 minutes a few times a day. Take 5 minutes longer on breaks. I don't really do it totally on purpose, I just do it because everybody else does, and I'm more certified than everybody else. I'm the only person on my whole shift that can run every single machine and drive every vehicle. Supervisor will come and get me to do random shit because nobody else knows how, and I never say no.
>>62550957probably about 3 days. if i didn't do any inspections for 3 days my office secretary would say something
>>62550957Without someone noticing is a lot different than without someone doing something.
Five minutes
I can basically do whatever I want and my supervisor doesn't give a fuck
>>62550957Security guard so not even a couple hours, but the actual work isn't really work
>>62550957about 2 months
>>62550957I’m an overnight security guard and sit at a desk doing nothing all night so for me it’s limitless
>>62551082>>62551184do these jobs just hire any body with a pulse?
every wednesday I send out a staff schedule. if i didn't send it out, it would be immediately obvious.
>>62550957kek its so interesting to me that 4chan is full of people who would seem like complete normies in real life. I wonder how many people I've met who've hid their power levels. So I have a question for the anons here who live completely normal work, family, and social lives: if all of your 4chan posts were compiled into one database and shared with all of the people in your real life, how many of them would be completely shocked and how many wouldn't be?
>>62551245i have one work friend who is bad at hiding his power level (will say based, went on a 20 minute rant about the odyssey, follows edgelord twitter accounts) he would be shocked that my power level is ridiculously higher than his.
>>62551190Yes absolutely
>>62551304kek I have a friend like this too. He's just openly loud to everyone about all of his views. Pulled up to the gym last year BLASTING "heil hitler" by kanye west. There were like 10 women leaving a yoga class walking to their cars just flabbergasted as to what they were hearing. He didn't get banned from the gym though so I guess no one reported him
>>62551245I don’t care. I’m also on camera all day every day. Who cares. If a bunch of pretentious old men want to watch what I say and do all day then let them. Man thinks it’s special for documenting and recording and watching everything, it’s just peak arrogance. And it means absolutely nothing.
>>62550957a few weeks. i'm an accounting manager. my manager is very hands off.
>>62550957Genuinely 5 minutes if I’m lucky
>>62551190Yeah. I actively avoid responding to any applicant that has a security position in their resume
I literally get paid to fake polling data LMAO THERE'S NO WAY TO VERIFY THIS """WORK"""
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>>62550957Not including breaks? Like 30 minutes at least.One guy at work got caught on camera playing video games for 9 hours on a 10 hour shift. He didn't get fired and they payed him for the day. He only got a written warning.
>>62550957my job is entirely metric based. i could probably go 1 or 2 nights with nearly no work without being noticed. but also my job is basically just starting machines so usually even to do a good job i only work for about 3 hours. the rest i go grocery shopping, poop, kick my feet up, drink coffee, show up late, etc. fulfillment nightshift can be cool.
>>62551245my friends wouldn't blink an eye, they know i restrict myself heavily in public. my siblings might be a little concerned, my mom would be upset, and my dad would be confused
well it's been 5 years so far
>>62551245A lot of what I say on here has to be taken in the context of the thread to be shocking, so on its own people wouldn’t raise an eyebrow over any of it.
>>62552376Lmao what “work” do you doI get paid by job completed. If I just lied and said I did it, I might get away with it half the time but being caught once is enough to ruin me.
>>62551190>>62551316>>62552127>do these jobs just hire any body with a pulse?No I make 10k a month after taxes
>>62550957Probably an hour before i started getting shit
>>62551245I have the most normie respectable life ever with a highly regarded career and then come home and spend an hour every night typing NIGGER as much as possible. Unironically if my posts were public I'd be immediately arrested in this country but im not sure I even care that much.
>>62550957probably like 1 week, but it would be shitty when they did notice
About thirty minutes as a high school teacher. My students would be roaming the halls, and I’d be fired within hours. This actually happened last year to a coworker of mine.
>>625509579 years so far
>>62550957So far, 7 years
>>62550957prolly first hour of mondayThey depend on me, also making daily plans and what region we going
>>62550957>retail>only employee who does anything30, maybe 45 minutes max.
>>62550957They'd know the same day most likely.
>>62550957Probably a few weeks.
>>62551245My mom (complete libtard) knows about half my power level for almost 2 decades and recently got on that same level after reading substack articles about Epstein. One day out of nowhere she basically said Hitler was right and tkd. And I was like... based.. based.
>>62550957Around a month.
>>62550957My job is reactive, so some shifts nothing happens. I'm just abou to finish three night shifts in a row where I could legit not have shown up. But I'm here in case something happens, so I show up and stay here. Besides, I play vidya on my laptop all night long.
>>62550957I went on vacation for a week earlier this year and things went to shit before the weekend after I left before was over.
