In Vegas Edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
>futures
Gonna put part of my VTI buys into DFUS instead and see what happens after several yearst. has no idea what he's doing
rate my portfolio:>25% VOO>25% TQQQ>25% KORU>25% DRAM
/smg/ is deader than De La Soul
>>62551603100% TDOThttps://x.com/Polkadot/status/2083252637911359732https://www.parity.io/blog/a-note-from-gavin-woodhttps://finance.yahoo.com/news/gavin-effect-polkadot-became-profitable-113526998.html
how long until SPR is empty? Looks like an average can see 15-20m barrel draw down if oil traffic is cut.
>At least three killed, 21 wounded in Moscow restaurant explosionRetaliation for killing one of our very own sister fucking senators at the drone factory in the ukraine.The multi polar world is going bipolar
>>62551694We are living in Hell. >t. Gnostic Christianity
>>62551707It's ok not to be a fucking pussy, it's just life.>The filipinos are getting big mad at the BCC (BIG Chinese Carriers) nonconsensually testing the maidenhood of their contested shoal in the South China Sea
Trump taco'd as again
IBX BROS
even though this was shilled here occasionally, I never saw the sheer amount of seething directed at it that I've seen directed at Micron. I wonder why that is. Would it be wrong of me to blame /v/tards crying about hardware costs on the weird amounts of seethe?
>>62551719He's just saying the same thing he says every weekend. I'll believe a peace deal is coming when Iran announces it.
my infinity brain is telling me in 2 years this will be the next narrative. Gonna watch these to see where they bottom out.
>>62551719monday soxl pump. lfg
Is crypto just a scam market? I have some dude in my extended family swearing by xrp going up during the stock market crash. I obviously don't believe his shit but still I'm curious what makes people get fooled so easily? For me, I am all out of stocks and in cash and pm's that's it. I pulled all my money out of this market last week. Am I the retarded one?
VOO still crabbing I hate this shit
so are wgmi yet?
I unironically watch snapchat shorts when bored.
>>62551690The current estimate is late october when it'll reach the statutory minimum level. Trump can always just blow through past that limit but not without causing a bit of a shit storm. Also keep in mind even if the traffic through Hormuz gets restored to normal levels SPR still needs to cover the 10+ week window it takes for tankers to sail from gulf to east coast
How do we know if semis and memory arw finalky safe to re-enter?>>62549992>Thinking of taking out a loan and put it all on a company that'll potentially get a buyoutHow do you do this?
I expect my AI slop portfolio to be up 20% next week, no less
>>62551886>How do you do thisyou dont, taking out a loan to "invest" is gook tier gambling. did you see how many of them jumped off a roof
100 bucks in this. Thoughts?
>>62551892>tencet>temu>alibaba>3xNo refunds
Is it time to genuinely consider AMD now that they're making models that don't require CUDA?
>>62551911that p/e is terrifying to me
what if any
In a new thread nobody knows who you were in the last thread
>>62551911If even as garbage of a company as Intel handily beat their targets, imagine how good AMD's earnings will be.
>>62551603I remember not knowing much about stocks back in 2019 and coming across robinhood and buying AMD for $20. End up selling it when it hit $50, imagine how stupid I feel now
so now that bitcoin/crypto is officially dead will the crypto retards start again but this time with stocks? I need them to buy my bags.
An anon was asking about bank deposit bonuses on Friday.Chase is offering $900 if you deposit $15000 for 90 days. Probably better off selling puts but at least you retards couldn't fuck this up.I am buying DIS next week before earnings. I think it goes up bigly they are projecting good numbers and they have been getting ass raped for so long. Shorts have been decreasing heading into earnings for them and they are like 17 p/e don't really see them going any lower.
>>62551788You're just risk averse, not retarded. Retarded would be buying into a ponzi scheme coin with no fundamentals at the tippy top because of FOMO.>>62551950I sold my AMD at the start of the semis bullrun because I thought they're too shit at AI to pump.
>>62551740I always blame /v/ desu, bunch of whiny faggots crying about console prices for consoles they should already own
>>62551965>I thought they're too shit at AI to pumpWell, NVDA ate their GPU lunch in advance, so they kind of needed the CPU demand pump from later agentic swap to fully utilize AI demand. Should be still a good time to hop on it. Sure, the easiest gains are probably gone and currently it might be better to hop on the crashed Memory/Storage/Kospi train, but it's still a train with some space to run.
Aapl bros, what are we thinking?
>>62551719There are a lot of mid to high tier people in the Pentagon that think the war is completely retarded and further escalation is basically pointless. This is why there are so many leaks. They are trying to stop the actions by leaking shit to the media and anons. I follow a Twitter Nazi with 2k followers who tweeted that he knows a dude in the Pentagon that told him that there are plans to escalate the bombing campaign. Next day legacy media is also on it, I'm basically an insider kek.Essentially if there is no will to fight because no one knows what the fight is about then it won't continue. You can't just force men to kill if you get what I mean.
>>62551952Hyperliquid is the next big thing
>>62551900>>62551892if there was like leverage 3x but only on cxmt it would be cool
>>62551978$250
So now that non-value is over, i bought BG. Did i fuck up? A member of the ABCD group can only go up from here, right?
>>62551883>cover the 10+ week window it takes for tankers to sail from gulf to east coastUS makes its own oil, the problem comes from asians and indians starving or whatever.
>>62551982Eh. Remember Moore Threads? No, nobody does.It literally went nowhere.
>>62551981so how can i become top 10%
>>62551988luck
>>62551984Reason?
>>62551986It makes 66% of its oil*
>>62551991we also have canada
>>62551981>Using percentage on both axis Yeah I don't trust this. Show real numbers and I may believe it.
>>62551980Will Hyperliquid line go up? If so, why? I'm a stock sissy so I don't get the reason why coin lines go up, there's no earnings or anything, is it all FOMO? From what I've gathered reading /biz/ on company time SOL is big rn but Hyperliquid coin is next up, am I right?
>>62551998Why does gold line go up or down?
>>62551998rn fr fr bruh
>>62551981>>62551994It also doesn't mean that the average person isn't at least fifty times better off kek. There comes a point where peoples bellies are so full that they are content to let some cunt have 500 billion dollars. If todays billionaires were transported back to that era they'd get out of the teleporting machine and be directly placed in the guillotine kek.
How do I get the inside scoop on bussys next moves ?
>>62552006Mainstream news, apparently.
>>62551989i think i used up all my luck when i won a 200 dollar scratch offwhats the other way
US doesn’t refine the enough of the right kind of oil to stave off shortages. Heavy sour crude refineries in the gulf can handle Canadian and Venezuelan heavy sour. We have few refineries that can process the sweet light from fracking. Turns out the 5D chess of snatching VZ oil shit the bed since dumb spics deferred maintenance on all the infrastructure since they nationalized. Diesel fuel primarily comes from heavy sour. Stop being retarded during the age of being able to check and verify basic information
How we feeling?
>>62552012The funniest part is how that light crude goes straight to Europe (and now a bit to Asia) to get refined, and there's no other choice than to export it
>>62552003On God>>62551999Idk, people think it will go up so they buy it, seems like the same FOMO mechanic to me. Same with silver. Last year in December I was in Finland and the taxi driver that picked me up was shilling me silver, thought it was an absolute top moment, but it still ran like 40% from that price iirc, hope he sold kek.
>>62552009It's ok. I won 6 grand on a slot machine and it turned me into a gambling addict. Luck isn't always a good thing
>>62552005Right and they can't possibly consume the bulk of the wealth so it winds up going to more capital formation, which is really what you want long term, now when you get to things like mollusk buying twitter that mixes consumptive and capital-forming use which gets more interesting, plus like many I feel that the nature of the capital, ie the heavy software skew, was a mistake, but even so.
>>62552005The thing is who are the people that got decapitated?Bourgeoise? No.Aristocrats aka politicians? YesAnd who started this idea of killing them? Ah yes the bourgeoise.Communists have long infected the world with their world view maybe someday we will get rid of their propaganda.
>>62552013>PLTR>AMD>SNDK Not as big as this week, but still nice.>CELH>ELFGot 2 small positions in these. Hope they get nice earnings. Also>SPCXWanna see the the inevitable dilution and selloff.
Anons I'm >>62551762I have to make it soon but I'm already thinking about the sweet release.I see the money in my account and instead of thinking how I can use it to improve my life I'm thinking of how useless it is now or how they will have a medical emergency and it will be gone.These people ignored every health problem I had in my childhood and gave me injuries that make every day a painful suffering.Talk me off the cliff. please
>>62552013i forgot about MCD till now thanks anon, they lost nearly 4 years worth of progress in the last 4 months and idk where to slurp. their shit has gotten more expensive too so im not sure if the fatties are still eating them like they used to.MCD used to be a KO tier stock
>>62552013Going to lmao @ spcx dumpAMD and Sneeddisk going to pump, only concern is a dump off leading up to it with (((them))) pushing for cheapies
>>62552030>scam some other relativeThey won't be scammed, to be fair. I know they will give them a lot of money and help
>>62552036I am 100 percent confident it will dump but the jews have a habit of making sure the complete opposite happens. Might be a single smackerel of a call.
>Trump already TACO'DMy NIGGERS. IT'S GONNA BE NEON GREEN. Maybe the GREATEST PEACE DEAL EVER!
>>62552013BP is gonna do well since it's an integrated major, WDC I think has potential, if not this quarter then the next one, SPCX is a short, BYND is a short.Curious about WEN. Might be priced in and dump after.
>>62552045What happened this time?>>62552037Anon you need actual help, not retards on 4chan preventing you from suicide because of your family issues.
>>62552048>What happened this time?Gee do we really have to say this everytime?Nothing.
>>62552048Nvm saw the taco. WAGMI boys.
>>62552048Said he'd hit Iran hard, people speculated Israel would get involved, then the Saudi prince begged him not to and he didn't.
The fact no one here is acknowledging my post tells me i'm spot on as always. Glencore chads never fail.
>>62552026I don't believe in communism, but historical materialism seems inarguable to me. Early commies just got the thesis wrong. Proudhon, Marx, Engels and Lassalle have been proven right in many ways imo. Yet they couldn't possibly have known that I'd be writing this to you right now across the airways. If you talked about it like this back then you'd be the families schizophrenic uncle that everyone puts up with.
>>62551990I don't think the market will treat them fairly with the memory price concerns, and they're not exactly revolutionizing anything with what they've been doing recently. Personally I thought it was crazy overpriced at ath just last week, and I still think it's overpriced with the recent discount, but I'm also stupid so who knows
>>62552052But chuddha...
>>62552013inod better nigger pump to 120 again or I'm losing it
>>62552056Man you are so good at moving goal posts that you should try to make it a business.
>>62552057>Personally I thought it was crazy overpriced at ath just last weekInsanely overpriced. Anyone that got in early, good for them, but anyone that FOMOd before earnings is retarded af (I still love you though).
>>62552058IT WON'T
>>62552060Thank you, I've been told before that I'm good at yapping and changing topics, don't think I can monetize it.
>>62552066>Advisor>LawyerThere's always a market for something, believe in yourself.
my parents won't let me take out a loan on the house and use it to investfeels like they don't trust me
>>62552070>you know what to do
>>62552070is it your house?
>Iran rejects the claim they made a deal
>>62552071i do not>>62552072no still feels bad that they don't trust me enough
>>62552070W-what are you going to invest?
>>62552055I have no idea how to estimate it with the fertilizer bullshittery that's been going on because of Hormuz. If food prices go up they get better margins, if food doesn't grow because of no fertilizer they don't get shit.
>>62552075>i do not
I'm pretty sure if SNDK pumps AMD will also pump and visa versa but it feels like it would be retarded to bet on AMD at this time.>>62552045it seems like he specifically waited for oil to pump and the market to shit itself before flipping the switch back to lower oil prices and higher asset prices. What a cunt.>>62552048Boomers are faggots
>>6255207675 to 90% into income funds like JEPQ that would allow me to pay the monthly bill and whatever is left goes into VTIthe idea is that i pay it as fast as possible and then i have "free" money to invest into growth and higher risk stuff>>62552081i'm not very smart mr bear
>>62552083>visa versaKek, it's Mastercard versa you retard.
>>62552087I have heard similar stories.>Using dividends to pay my rentIt never ended well.. but you know you.
>I want to reverse mortgage my parent's house to buy JEPQis this peak bull market?
>>62552095i can make the payments using my salary as well but the idea is to get enough cashflow from the loan to pay it back
>>62552087>mr bearfollow your heart and save you & your parents future. >my parents wont let meif your parents were alcoholics and treated you terribly because you didnt enable their alcoholism, would you give in?
>>62552073what do you want to happen sweetheart? don't you think it would be better if they did?
With rising CapEx will the CapOxen continue rallying on Monday?
>>62552098Bagholders are going to need reverse mortgage into tqqq calls on margin to get back to previous highs
>>62552089>not amex
>>62552103*continues to insider sell millions of shares*
>>62552077>I have no ideaObviously.>growIt's not about growth that's why you don't get it. ABCD companies are not about growth. Their mechanism is control.
>>62552013IQM and TACO Tuesday, and D-wave and Siemens on Thursday are the only ones I'm interested in
It's overI've solved economicsmy stock price prediction algorithm is market-crash-proof
>>62552048>you need actual helpYeah thanks
>>62552103>>62552107Insiders sold at least another $100m of micron on July 27/28 lmaoooooThe jeet CEO alone sold over $37m. He dumps shares on every pump it's fucking hilarious
>>62552013readying myself for the inevitable AAOI disappointment
>>62552013>data dog
>>62552116majority of movement comes from random ass trump truthsocial tweets or from rumors spread of x. is your price prediction algo capable of predicting that?
>>62552104really JEPQ is like 9.6% net yield here in the yuropeon union after taxesmight put 10k in just for giggles
>>62552125I'll include that as soon as I can afford that $100k truthsocial api access
>>62552116THE NUMBERS SMIGGERWHAT DO THEY MEAN???
Cathie Woods says to buy Tesla stock because it will 5000% increase in the next 5 years.What do you reckon lads?
>>62552138short it
>>62552116Yikes, I just wanted to unpack a quick PSA for you: YOU didn't create shit, the AI did. But maybe you should have hired an actual programmer instead? Hello? It's called being a decent human being. The datacenters are drinking the frickin' aquifiers dry!
>>62552138The only thing that would do this is if some mandate for electric vehicles comes out over a major country, or Tesla partners with flock/palantir to make the surveillance state happen faster.So I mean its possible, I guess.
>>62552138I reckon her bags are really heavy and I wonder how much margin/leverage she uses. She keeps doubling down on fucking SPCX and Tesla... Could totally implode if the musk cult keeps getting heemed because of his retard rocket debtSpcx is talking about buying Verizon now I dunno
>>62552135it's a logistic regression machine learning model that ranks tickers by their probability of closing green the next trading day, pretty basic stuff
>>62552147>predicted spcx would become a telecom company to save itselfA modest prediction but I love being correct.
>>62552149IN ENGLISH DOCNO SCIENCE MUMBO JUMBOTELL ME WHAT TO LONG FOR TOMORROW YEE GODS MAN
>About $1.8 trillion in AI debt are off the books in SPVsNothing to worry about I'm sure
>>62552120>The jeet CEO alone sold over $37m. He dumps shares on every pump it's fucking hilariousjust like crypto
>>62552158This is the reason why I took about 5k in profits out of the market recently. I'll put it all back in slowly, but me personally, I invested my emergency fund at the beginning of this year (good move and bad move at the same time).I think we're getting closer to this bubble burst every day.
>>62552138what is her thesisI was thinking it could reach a few trillion because of robots or something
>>62552138i unironically believe that if robotics gets the same amount of hype as AI currently isTSLA is the front runner currently for that unless boston dynamics IPOs or some shit, even then boston seems like a blueprint company while TSLA will actually make the humanoids
>>62552163>>62552165Yea, basically. Robots and AI. As Tesla is a front runner.Tesla stock in quite a dip at the moment too.Is a tempting buy.
>>62552154the algo is telling me to go cash...
>>62552165Almost all robotics performing human like motions are faked with a dude in a backroom in a vr headset.LLM's cannot be quickly trained to perform human tasks, the ones traditionally performed by menial laborers.
>>62552170damn>quite a dip975 billion is still too high, take that shit back to where it was at in 2023 and you got a deal
>>62552174Oh, and dont get me started on sexbots. Theyre effectively talking dolls and its a niche industry. In a market driven on hype the traders will win, the investors will lose.
>>62552172Probably means you should go all in since 99.9% of people are tards
>>62552143>>62552143that's good buy companies with water producing land and you'll be rich
>>62552149what'd you train it on
30% SOXL day Monday???Let's. Fucking. Go.
>>62552013Short ALAB or AMD?
>>62552165>>62552170isn't china way ahead of tesla on it? i've seen some videos showing chinese robots and i would think so
>>62552120based
>>62552212does it matter if the US is just going to ban them from entering the states? look at EV cars
>>62552201right now it's data mostly derived from about ~2 years of tech sector ticker data (open/close/high/low/volume, no intraday prices) plus various macro trends like dollar prices/oil/vix/10yr/etc
>>62552217it does because the rest of the world might buy chinese robots to produce things which will make products cheaper and america won't be able to compete in price
>>62552177I wonder if the average American is aware enough of the political environment to be ashamed of this clown.
>>62552234
Lol rop
>>62552227congrats on your overfit MA anon! hope you're having lots of fun too with these magic AI tools they made for us :D
>>62552245i would only buy the top 3, please dont charge extra for those bottom garbage
>>62552245:3I love them all so much they are my babies <3
>>62552245Kek
>>62552245holy fuck the lower half makes them even worse kek
>>62552258Clown smigger is a core member of the team for sure
>>62552261please do a pikachu
>>62552264Reshpectfally, what about wise guy smigger over here, oh, ay!
This entire chain of posts is really stupid, like clapping your hands and laughing at jangling keys
>>62552268>
>>62552268>haha the jingles
>>62552268>He doesn't enjoy a well jangled keyNGMI
you could make more money if you sold smiggas as a lootbox like labubus didthen you can make some super ultra rare smigga like a gold bull smigga or green bull smigga and a red bear smigga
>>62552013my investments are looking good. my job not so much.
>>62552271And its dangerously close to trying to force a meme
>>62552268Sorry your bags are so heavy you no fun faggot. Women won't touch your dick because you act like this
>>62552253>>62552258warren buffet version when
>>62552278Why mad
>>62552274Some faggot would probably dig up an archived post of him inventing Apu and rape you in court.>>62552277It kind of is but it's most likely going to pass and loop back around to the drawn originals again. Then someone will mutate them with some other novel tool, like a 3D model AI or something, and we'll have this conversation all over again.
>>62552281Need Korean gambler smigger. Cashnado smigger. Glownigger smigger. Jeet finance bro smiggerI like the loot box idea frfr
the unfunniest retards you know gather on /smg/ during weekendstruly one of the generals of all time
>>62552277oh NOOOOOSHUT IT DOWN!!!
>>62552286GPT is the best smigger generator but I'm a cheap fucker who only uses his 3 daily free generations, Gemini has more but is lower quality.The one of the bull in a bear skin in the other thread was particularly clever and funny me thinks :3Gorillionaire here, creator of the original smiggers btw if you even care!
>>62552286Just include a hotteok in Korean gambler's place
>>62552290What prompt/image upload do I use to make them? If everyone here made 3/day we'd be swimming in smiggers.
>>62552295Upload a smigger as a template then another source image you want it to look like. Use prompts along the line of: Recreate the first image exactly but dress him as the second image
>>62552266It's not so easy. I only have the bulbasaur because somebody had a drawing of it and then I took another pic and told it to draw it like the hyperrealistic one. But that also causes it to take elements of the realistic one. There's probably somthing in the bulbasaur that actually wasn't there.Without a pikachu in the "wojak" style or what it's called I probably can't recreate it with the retard free AI
>>62552271Kek>>62552268Assblasted lil' cuck
>>62552302this was the original That I "fused" with a "smigger".>>62552302Is the >>62552261fused with a regular Pikachu. What we'd need is an original bulbasaur
>finally FUDing the sacred holy of holys (middle class wealth legitimization)KEK!On the front page of BBerg no less.This was the one thing I thought they might hold off on out of romantic sentiment, but no, even le art gets sent to the wall.In 1000 years archeologists will find massive Saxxon Gold Hoards buried in the Hamptons, with massive piles of various hard assets entombed in attempts by the wealthy to escape the ravenous maw of the all consuming printer.
>>62552306I meant original Pikachu drawn like >>62552306
>>62552311These smiggers stare deeply into my soul I do not like it.Degenerate gambling chain smoking Viet smigger however, has SOUL.
>>62552281
>>62552323he should be holding a coke
>>62552319Yeah, those eyes but the vietsmig are quite striking
>>62552323PANIC SELL EVERYTHING
>>62551981Its misleading because past a certain point money is just command points, which you use to direct economic activity.Unlike in pre-rev France, richfags don't actually use/consume 95% of the societies resources. The Louis really did consume the resources of 200k peasant.Elon is not building/using/consuming houses or yachts or cars worth that of 5M Americans.
>>62552309Just buy farmland? Lol like it's so easy?
>>62552309What we're creating here is art.
>>62552345money really do be made up
>>62552309These might have periods of resurging value. Over in my shithole there's a recent fad involving crystal-styled glassware and all the boomers hoarding their old shinies have been vindicated with prices going up by hundreds of %s.
>>62552309Art drawn by aids ridden tards has always been an NFT tier bubble
>>62552017Yeah it becomes same difference for if say price collapse killed profitability for US fracking. The Permian basin will be dry in ~50 years anyway so this is a smoke em if you got em situation for energy donors. Maybe we can export extra financial services or, healthcare maybe. Who needs them pesodollars
>>62552361that has real value though, the boomer art they're talking about are popart paintings from meme "artists" that were trendy in the 80's or 90's or whatever that nobody knows or cares about that look like objective shit. crystal glassware is always gonna be cool
>>62552345To the extent he has vanity companies he might be consuming a lot. The question is, who's to say where the line is drawn, especially when innovations often seem crazy until they happen
>>62552361>These might have periods of resurging valueThe point is that if you try to store your wealth and dodge the nuTax regime (since we dont have the political will to vote in more taxes or less spending) Bussy will come for your ass, no matter where you try to hide.You will pay your nuTax to uncle or he will find you a snipe you.
Fag mods too busy circlejerking to ban polkadot scam spam
>>62552383bussy should abolish the IRS
>>62552385Taxes will go up, and nuTax (printing will go up).Unless you are making money immediately and actively from productive activity, Uncle is going to take it from you to pay his bills.
I am slurping the gorilla and there's nothing you or my financial advisors can do to stop me:3
>>62552383
>>62552388Until they make paper money illegal the feds can't stop me from accepting cash payments. Lmao get wrecked nerds. Paper money will be here for a while until the boomers die because outlawing it now would spook them
>>62552391
It's times like these that I ask..'What would Ray Dalio do?
>>62552395Hed morb all over the place
>>62552395watch a ballet i heard he is always talking about some ballet movie or something
>>62552395What would WWE star and former governor of Minnesota Jesse Ventura do?
>>62552392Gold standard would rape us thoughtbeit.We have an atrocious balance of payments problem.If you have a balance of payments problem in the gold standard, you have to settle in gold.When you settle in gold (since the money supply is proportional to gold you can redeem the notes for) with other countries, you have less gold, and so you have to contract the money supply, which sends your country into a depression.We would need a very large depression to balance things.
>>62552395Lose more money on china lol
>>62552245
>>62552391do one where its him but as ugly bastard and repost so I can post in response to oil baggies.
is cyber security the next big thing?
>>62552408KEK That's brilliant smiggy :3
>>62552441no cuz it's in companies interest to have lax security especially government and military companies watch that one talk that guy did at defcon
>>62552013insane week. please remember to put an apu in the background though!
What will markets do next week?>picrel, last week's survey and results>linkrel, next week's survey>https://strawpoll.com/XmZRQo99wgd>https://strawpoll.com/XmZRQo99wgdhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGofoH9RDEA
>>62552483> watch that one talk that guy did at defconAre you retarded, what the hell kind of response is this?
>>62552493ngl his response made me laugh. "just trust this one guy on youtube". literally what he said.
the only youtuber i trust is that guy who makes videos about the market collapsing next week and has been doing so for two years
>>62552496you need to laugh harder.
>>62552490Neon green Monday please. Mostly just to confirm that the sliding of the semis was due to forceful deleveraging and margin calling of Leopold. Kospi recovering too please.
>>62552496I mean it's not like defcon has zero QC so I'd still listen to what sounds like an interesting talk... But how tf am I supposed to find it? I think I've been trolled
ai more like gay/bi
>>62552395I am listening to the Legend and slurping gold.
>>62552490Green monday, overall red week.
>>62552503Lmao got himOPEN THE FUCKING MARKETSI'M FINANCIALLY BOREDI WANT TO MAKE MONEYI WANT TO LOSE MONEYI WANT TO WANT THE MARKET TO CLOSE
>>62552512That would be fucking swell.t. goldbaggie
>>62552512>cnbc ladyProbably the worst one. They should relegate her to the morning show and call up Morgan
>>62552515Hella makes me want to boot up oblivion again
>>62552519The remaster was breddy guud if you haven't checked it out yet smiggy wiggy :3
>>62552512I would be curious how much gold the house of zog still has left to support balance of payments.
>>62552522I want the classic /biz/ mascot the Sausage King
>>62552234homie he's still in office. he got there in the first place. the last one was shitting his pants in public. there actually is no such thing as shame here.
>>62552522i dont like rasta or bully
>>62552502mudge's talk, bro I thought this was a well known talkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSR-b9yuTbM
>>62552501>Neon green Monday please. Mostly just to confirm that the sliding of the semis was due to forceful deleveraging and margin calling of Leopold.the only thing that would confirm is that they're actively gapping the market up over the weekend to attempt to prevent a meltdown. see: the same shit that happened monday.
>>62551950Nothing compared to buying INTCel at 20 and selling at 35 feeling smart about pulling off a 75% gain.
>>62552523Boomers are the richest generation. They don't give a fuck about interest rates, but they do believe in gold. So now, I'm believing in gold too
>>62552527I went to a Jamaican restaurant that sold "Rasta Pasta"Basically it was creamy penne pasta with jerk seasoning. It sucked.
say something nice about your female broker
Reminder: The bears are still calling AI a useless chatbot even when the newest models are now solving long standing mathematical and scientific problems, how far will they move the goal posts?
>>62552540This smigga eating jerked cream lmao kwab
>>62552536Im talking about the sauds who have zero exports desperate to keep the lights on. I guess they could be calling back loans and raiding their sovereign wealth fund
>>62552546Did it solve it? Did it hallucinate? Does it matter?
>>62552546I had seen this before
>>62552546Use case for a single one of these mathematical problems?
>>62552522It's on my list mah smigga. Still have to beat FO3 and Skyrim, Oblivion was the only one I actually finished the main quest on.
>>62552556i see more people calling ai a bubble and that it has no profitability than people saying it's going to change the world
>>62552546both sides are retardedAI isn't useless, it's pretty goodAI also isn't Skynet, and it's fucking retarded without constant corrections
>>62552560the main quest is the weakest part of those games anyways
>>62552558this guy used geometric shapes to become a billionairethere is probably some use case that we here on smg are too dumb to think of
>>62552558the more we understand the universe the better. when lasers were discovered they were written off as a novelty, now they're one of the most important technologies we have. the perceptron was written off as a dead end, turns out it was the key to ai all along. that's beside the point though, ai solving novel problems is an important proof of concept, and it will magnify the effects of companies r&d spending, they have problems that can be put into use right away once solved.
>>62552564Always more fun to ignore the MQ and become a dirty rotten thief. Then save the world as an anti-hero. Just never get around to the last part.
>>62552570and if you buy into the singularity it's an important step. we don't need to achieve agi, we just need to get to the point where ai improves itself, then agi becomes an inevitability.
>>62552573exploring the world and the side quests are what make the games so good. the side quests in aggregate are way better than the main quest. although I will say that Oblivion has the worst main quest line of all the games.
>>62552563I am also retarded
>Talks are ongoing>Iran asked us to stop>Iran: We didn't say anythingHe's once again trying so hard to TACO
>>62552590Don't worry you're amongst friends here. We are all retarded.
>>62552598I'm not retarded just 'cause I bought SPCX.
>>62552601I'm retarded because I shorted at $210 and got stopped out when it spiked to $230Would've been my best trade of the year teehee :3
>>62552546>The bears are still calling AI a useless chatbotnobody is saying that. where's the money?>>62552562both are true. mind numbing that people can't see this for how extremely obvious it is and how many times this has happened historically. whatever buy buy buy right noooooow
>>62552605>fucked up everything about that cigaretteAI is over. He was right.
>>62552611>He doesn't light the filter endNGMI
>>62552605>A trade you didn't make would have been good I didn't buy Bitcoin for three cents
>>62552605I've been selling call spreads and swangin puts and I made 4k so far hehe
>Japan bond markets>https://youtu.be/JS2vGvm_OVA?si=xXu2FK_l7f09CuoE
The more I read this thread the more confirmation bias I attain for skimming some profits off the top on Monday.I wish I could do it without raping my taxes but hey, everything works out in the end.
This one goes out to all my fellow unc's out there that miss the 90's.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdz5kCaCRFM
>>62552556These things did happen though, not to the extreme end or as quick but they did happen, it’s a bit like the dotcom era talking about surgery being done remotely over the internet, eventually it became a reality
>>62552233It doesn't because the rest of the world does not have the credit industry the US does, robots are going to be a "take out a loan to buy one for consumer use" kind of deal. Only america has the jewish predatory loan industry to sustain this. Robots are important because even if you have an office job you have to commute in person for, your robot can run your independent home side gig all on its ownsome, packing boxes for selling shit you printed using your 3dprinter to send to buyers on etsy and ebay and mercari etc. Literally make the robot pay for itself, then take more more loans for more bots.This will lead to a bubble where people will take out multiple loans and then sublet the robots to other people who will pay them rent/subscriptions for using the robot, the same way as the housing industry. Of course this robot bubble of 2040 will then crash and they will have their robots repo'd once they can no longer afford to pay. But the massive credit expansion will add trillions to our economy and paying down the debt will be easier as the robots will effectively allow people to hold 2 jobs.
>>62552631people born in the early 90s are old enough to be grandpas now.
>>62552605>>62552616/smg/ convinced me not to buy and hold micron when it was cheap last year.
Bearishness is the most retarded shit because we all could have gotten rich on AI the last couple years, but this thread is full of people who have to short like it's a religion and then spread their fud here and get raped 70% of the time.
OPEN THE FUCKIN MARKETS
>>62552631Thanks>t. uncs
>>62552648No.Go to church and repent.
>>62552648I'll open your fucking market in a minute iykwim.
>>62552647It's closer to 90% if stats are to be trusted.
>>62552642I would just buy a robot to chuck mussels and then bang some Indonesian fish people and let the half springs get sent to the brothels to pay for the robot feeding their family while the boys dive in the bay
>>62552631>90sslophttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v45F0YesdZM
>>62552637Yeah, the problem with the dotcom bubble was the adoption lag, and the buildout and projections based on e-commerce being like a decade early. The adoption lag doesn't seem to be an issue, people are adopting AI aggressively, it's already everywhere. >muh it's different this timeWhich is fair, there are a bunch of things that could burst the bubble, but it's not going to play out like the dotcom bubble.
>>62552660take one leave one til futures open (posted the wrong link kek)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oqAU5VxFWs
>>62552631thank u anonunc pride world widewe WILL wagmni
>>62552647Sorry about your bags you fucking retard. Tbh I don't even want to buy your ai bags even if they are 50% off. I think that whole trade is a gay retail trap that already played out. Now they just strangle faggots and shake them out of bags for years with fud.Meanwhile I'm buying PEP and DIS and KMB under 20 p/e while you niggere try to find exit liquidity in greater idiots (there aren't any you were the dumbest)
>>62552631>>62552660>the classic 3 dolla bill yall came out in 97>beatles white album came out in 68>3DBY is just as old to a teenager today as the white album was if you were a teen in the 90sUncs... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXzLst26yeE
Is this good or bad for ORCL on Monday?
>>62551719TACO on a Sunday you know shits getting fucked behind the scenes .
>>62552685what's the point of slowly putting money into boomer div shit that barely move after 20 years? people are trying to retire before 80 here
>>62552689>3 dolla billcompletely forgot about that kekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOG3eus4ZSo
>>62552345Its weird. Its like money only really matters to poor peopleRich people hobknob and do whatever amongst themselves. The only people that actually care about having money are actual merchants and businesses
>>62552708Last time I bought PEP I held it for 3 days and made 8%. You niggers just have brainrot and think you need to yolo 1000x leverage tech shitDisney is projected to move 7% for earnings based on options.You will never retire because you are going to blow your shit up and then rope yourself
AI regulation is coming, but I guess it is long-term bullish
>>62552699If nothing changes from the current pause on Iran attacks things will autopump on Monday simply because algos buy SP500 shit when oil goes down.
>>62552714not going to retire off 7% either incase you didn't realize that's worse than inflation and barely better than having your shit in a CD. sure, patient boomer investing is awesome if all you want to do is go on cruises at 65 with your fat wife but that's default. people want more than that out of life, normgroid
>>62552716The hugging face bullshit is faker and gayer than bussy "accidentally" leaving the yen note out on the desk FridayAnyone who believes any of this shit is the dumbest gorilla nigger alive
>>62552399The answer was right in front of us all along just like 9/11
>>62552716what they did is already a felony, assuming its not the fakest and gayest thing since last week
>>62552709Still love 90s sloppa, just ow it ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s3iGpDqQpQ
>>62552719lmao, retard
>>62552719Stay poor then gambleboy
>>62551603>when I have a $10,000 postion on GOOGL
>>62552728>>62552730*invests in PEPSI COLA and watches as it goes from 100 to 105*don't outthink the market just buy good companies I'm on my way to financial freedom thanks for the tip grandpa :)
>>62552716Zucker spent years begging for regulation. It's a huge moat for anyone that's already in the game because it puts a huge legal burden on any newcomers/disruptors. It's a fucking gubment collusion scam but it's bullish for established businesses.
>>62552727a certified hood classic. yeah I'll never stop listening to 90's music. this one's probably more up your alley.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIqbdnaPcT8
what does 4% up on hyperliquid mean for when markets open?
>>62551603>entry on GOOGL is $322.90 >$10,000 open postion >did you think diversification mattered>or did you only need to buy the top 5 the entire time >there is no spoon
>>62552727Girl, your booty is so roundI just wanna lay you downLet me take you from behindI won't come until it's timeBut if I cannot sleep with youMaybe I could have a tastePut your nani on my tongueAnd your booty on my face.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqHQ_wWbG9Y
>>62552744Think of it as futures in stocks. It’s just an indication that the next trading days spot market will be green across the board rather than red
>>625527197% in a couple of days, not a year. Just like he made 8% in 3 days. Do you not understand what that means? A 5% return every week is an annual 12x.
>>62552749yeah I get thatwas just wondering if the % translates to a certain extent is 4% up pretty high for perps? its for MU
>>62552735>don't outthink the market just buy good companiesStraight out of the Buffet playbook.
>>62552752Bcuz it means fucking nothing reallyIt’s just an indication of a green spot market day on that particular asset that’s it. Don’t even fucking think about it zoomer cuz it doesn’t Matter
>>62552750wow that's crazy man *buys ROSS and sees a 5 year increase of %5* it's really all about these bluechip companies huh
>>62552755>it doesn’t Mattereverything is precise to the minute detail in any kind of market exchange
>>62552744You can treat it as a gauge for general sentiment, but the real value will vary, and it can vary by a lot. If you want a good example of how disconnected it is from real prices compare brent oil between 24th and 27th July.
>>62552757You're strawmanning like your life depends on it. This whole discussion is about short-term trades of solid companies for profit, the exact opposite of bagholding them for years.
>>62552761See that’s where you’re incorrect and here’s why because in exchanges those minutes no longer matter boomer. It’s quite literally about tiny fractions of milliseconds that matter and that’s it and you couldn’t even react fast enough to that if you autistic heart tried that’s why I got banned from fidelity and you did not
>>62552766I already said it's retarded boomer shit in my first post the rest is just illustrating how ridiculous your strategy is for someone trying to retire before 70. It's done. Yeah, it's a great boomer strat but not what most of us are after, normbot
>>62552774>>62552766Guys chill none of you were making 1000 round trip traders per 6.5 hour trading day like I was and when you do that the compliance bots on retail brokerage platforms step in and you will find out they do not allow you to get rich at those frequencies and they ban you. So both you tots can simmer down little children
>>62552774You claimed in your first post that 7% within a couple of days was worse than inflation. At this point I have to assume you simply don't understand what's being discussed.
>>62552787Yeah man ya know what you're right. Let's go out and buy pepsi lol
>>62552013I bought PLTR at 142 AMA
Imagine not being 100% cash.
>>62552793Will you sell if it pumps itself back up there or hodl?
I am 100% coca cola
What if I currency swap to chocolate money?
>>62552800I just learned that's the ideal path to financial freedom good job man
>>62552799its a small position in my ROTH. I probs wont sell. if it goes back to 140 territory itll dump like a week later. its been pegged in this range and will be for another couple years I imagine. Doesnt matter how many earnings beats and raised guidance, until P/E compresses substantially itll stay here for a long ass time.
>>62552787Dude just go 100% cash it's literally safer and more freedom with your money kekYou wanna risk your stocks getting stolen by the brokerage jew? 3.5% apy in my hysa kek literally sit back and collect free money it's that ez
>>62552801So basically JPY
What is there to be done about yen carry trade? Isn't it like a massive financial bomb that'll go off eventually and do massive damage to the global economy?
>>62552816everything is a massive financial bomb that will go off eventually and will do massive damage to the global economy, who cares? the line will still go up
>>62552800Nice.
