Last week I took a massive dump at work and clogged the toilets. I couldn't flush it out. I just panicked and rushed back to my desk, thankfully no one saw me and I was able to make a clean exit. The thing is, they had to call a plumber and the toilets were out of use for an entire day, they even send a company wide email informing us of the problem. As I write this, some colleagues are laughing in the breakroom, trying to find who did it. I'm beginning to get paranoid, what if someone knows it is me? Could I lose my job?I couldn't financially recover if I lost my job right now
>>62556457Are you fatter than your colleagues
>>62556475No, I have an average BMI, why?
>>62556495everyone would assume it's the fattest person there imo
>>62556457Hi this is your colleague John, I think I know who you are
>>62556530Hey John. Its Stacy. We know who it is. Its Eric.
>>62556457hahaha poo poo, got it?
