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>>62557509>Back in Calgary after 10 days in Montana and Idaho, jesus fuck it's so white there and I became racist, it's nice there. How do I turn $1m in $4m? I'm mostly tqqq, soxl, usd and derivates
I'm glad for all you Palantir and AMD guys; I just cannot bring myself to buy stock that has a PE ratio in the triple digits.
one stock market meltup before societal collapse please
Hi guys, first time investor here and just jumped straight to options after watching some TikTok’s on it. I think I got the hang of it, I started with $1000 and think I can reach a million before the year end
>green dayI want to know literally everything about markets. All the strats, all the plays, watch all the vids. IT'S TIME.kornheiser>red dayMarkets are pointless. I should just hop on QQQ and chill like a boomer. I need to work on my online business instead of feeling emotional damage from this
>>62557562Same. I was thinking about AMD and Reddit today but they both seemed fishy to me. Guess I should follow that pussy stank next time.
>>62557540OP is basedpost more of these lil smiggers!!!
Is there still a split faction of smg on /trash/ or s4s I don’t remember? Why did that happen again
>>62557566Per BofA we have about a year left in this bull market. Per my schizo meta-analysis we have about 5 years left before things become truly insane, maybe 25 before the true collapse begins
buy DK calls to gamble on their upcoming earnings
$3 AMD EARNINGS INCOMING100% PUMP INCOMING
>>62557582/bant/email requirements to post in /biz/
>>62557582Nah we all came back. It was really fun though. It was funny discovering 99% of Bobos are Yuropoors betting against AMERICA.
>>62557593we all own soxl and i'm on vacation
>>62557568based. thats the only way to make it in 2026
NIGGERS
>>62557540>lil' smiggersi'd buy em
>>62556940>My RDDT Oct'16 130 calls have appreciated another 20% and I am now up 54.5% on this position.what is your bull case for reddit?
wdc on the 5th is a yes for me
>>62557568Looks ok for a beginner.
>>62557583>a yearsounds about right. if they raise FIMA repo caps expect stimulus into supply shocks and yield curve control shortly thereafter. full venezuela. i mentioned ina thread last week that if japan brings their capital home it literally will not matter if AI is a bubble. and here we have it: that faggot will absolutely destroy everything for line go up. watch and learn
The German lad was a sacrificial lamb for the bull run
Bussy time in less than 10
oil marines stop fucking selling! pmurt doesn't even know about our final red line yet!
>>62557540Me on the top right
>>62557608BoJ going all out to save the Yen is a disaster scenario for sure, but neither they nor the Fed want that sort of thing to happen. There's a reason that they're working as closely as possible with Kevin and Bussy-ent to manipulate the yen back to a more reasonable level
How is McDonald's stock still down 10%? Was the CEO eating that burger really THAT BAD? I still eat it damn near every day and the drive thru has been just as busy as ever.
>>62557624fuck you man you cost some of us alot of money with your mcdonald post the other day
Are LIL SMGRO toys made in the US?
>>62557624>picreldelete it from my memory bitch
>>62557632Vietnam
>>62557634Memory is too expensive right now
>>62557624please dont be like that
>>62557624Why do you have so much sauce
>>62557636So sweatshop labor?
>>62557641Yes, not to mention they are full of lead and asbestos, you really don't want to give these guys to kids.But they are just so cute <3
>>62557639I like to save some for later if I air fry some trader joe's brand nuggets for dindins.
best sauce combos >sriracha + ranch>honey + mustard>ketchup + mayo best stocks >crwv>amzn>amd
>>62557665Pain 100 and olive oil
>>62557624There must of been a hedge fund out there somewhere that was 4x fast food. They'll probably let us know when it's over
Uhh what the fuck happened?!?!?! I thought markets would crash today because the fucking FED literally intervene with the Yen. What the actual fuck.
>>62557674Can you imagine losing it all on 5x leveraged Wendy’s?
Just blew out my back. There so fucking athletic and huge…wow.
The yen intervention did basically nothing
there was a faggot who called me a “soft scammer” because I shilled Microsoft instead of apple or google since at that time they went a bit higher than Microsoft. Who’s the scammer now you faggot, apple is barely up, google is doing alright and Microsoft is booming. Fuck you faggot
>>62557679the markets aren't moving on anything anymore. they're just going up and down for fun
>>62557555Just hodl TQQQ and SPXL in a cash trading account. Index must go up.
>>62557687you shilled msft at 500 boss
>>62557686Its almost as ifNothingEverHappens
>The US is dumping Euros to buy Yen so Japan stops selling American bondsLmao global financial crisis 2 gonna happen this year isn't it
>>62557693We need the intervention to work if nothing is going to happen
>>62557694doesn't matterAI will solve it
>>62557680either way really. imagine making it off 5x leveraged wendy's
>>62557691350-370 back in June/july you liar
sauces>vinegared sichuan pepper + chili (no oil)>homemade ketchup>ginger garlicstocks>DK calls for earnings>XOM>PBR>GDX(U)>GENMF>UPRO>>62557665>bland mass market formulations + mainstream tech stocksthose sauce stock pairings make perfect sense anon
>>62557694Nothing will happen. They will just inflate the markets some more with more fake money.
>>62557708>>ginger garliccombo for yellow fever anons
>>62557583>Per BofA we have about a year left in this bull market. So translation is it's over and they're trying to get more exit liquidity in from retail.
>>62557679priced in years ago
>>62557693It’s been years and they still believe in happenings, look at this guy >>62557583 there is no happening and there never will be, the biggest happening of the last decade was Covid and ChatGPT. So use that as a scale for happenings, fucking nothing
EFA really looks like it wants to rip
>>62557718why do the 3 chairs look at the wall?
People really went full-schizo thinking China only affected all hardware companies not named Sandisk or SNDK. Seems like not even a good idea to short. Should've corrected itself by now, not gone vertical.Anyway, how are you guys managing now that AI-bubble price fixing has now outpaced our gains? Just found out a new way Aliexpress protects scammers, the choice label. Not even bothering to know the lengths of an NVME drive, nor what type of storage they're purportedly selling, while only being only a few dollars cheaper by accident. Seems like only crappy, dramless CUSU is safe, but you might still be able to get drives locally for ~$50 to $20 less through best offers or just that cheap Patriot drive that's popular on Amazon right now.
>>62557722cuck chairs. you wouldnt understand
13F filings for Q2 are coming in, tech is dominating again.
>>62557715guilty as charged
>>62557540I think I can finally buy risk on stocks again. Jim is doubting this rally.
>>62557726Leopold really gave us the dip of a lifetime, what a chad, I caught a bunch of falling knives along the way but it was worth it
>koru greenWow I wish I slurped more
>>62557718>>62557722
>>62557727you are guilty of being based
>>62557735kek'd and save'd
Is he the most powerful Secretary of the Treasury in US history?
23 month low on GME
If this PLTR pump holds til open I am going to be a very happy smigger
>>62557739you ever had?too bad the kids are mixed...
>>62557583The hour is later than that.It’s either collapse soon or totally avoided.I’m actually kind of surprised we reached an inflection this quickly but the pressure on the dollar will force a roll back of the ultimate problem (simultaneous woke shit and scam capitalism) (and the undermining of institutions to support it) or collapse will come shortly from dollar rugging due ultimately to people who actually do things checking out.
>OWL>KLAR>NOW>VRTAll just keeps pumping. God I’m good
>>62557747I bought a single 129 call at 125 for 600 bones. I have no idea how much I'll make but hopefully it's a decent chunk.
>>62557726so......buy semis and memory?
I WAS PROMISED JAPAN BECOMING THAILAND 2.0 SO I CAN GET CUTE JAP GIRLS. WHAT THE FUCK.
>movies are dead>real literature is dead>video games peaked long ago>music is nonexistent>internet is not real just chatgpt bots nowok god you can go ahead and drop the sleepy gas on us all. History has ended and we don't need any more stock market gains in this reality anymore. We know you like to kill us from the OT so you can go ahead and get your 8 billion killstreak this time.
>>62557754I bought 145/155 call spreads for Friday
>>62557748no kids so can't comment on mixed partand yeahthey are either>extremely cute and happygo and perhaps a bit strict>or crazy mood swingsim not sure if it is mostly a women money for the mood swings though and not really specific to asian chicks
>>62557757My brother went on a trip to nippon and married a jap girl and lives there now. I don't know if he actually loves her but she seemed nice and he's very happy there.He's also white and 6' 2
This exit pump tops out below $800 SPY, right?
Why the fuck I didn't buy pltr calls. I think I am going to kill myself tomorrow. Jews won I give up on life
>>62557757what more do you want, the yen is dead since like last 2-3 years and seems like it wont ever be resolved at this pace the japanese politics can only cope and blame other shit instead of fixing kek
>>62557758sheeeeit sonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PavA0CF3D7w
>>62557555How do I 3-4x this?
>>62557759Odds of us making it, anon?>>62557765I just listened to the guy who said buy pltr and Disney calls who later said he was retarded but I trusted his judgment Sneed pltr, thank you bro
>>62557771If it holds? Pretty good boss
>>62557771I’m not that guy but I also bought DIS call spreads for Friday kek
>>62557763its hard to be unhappy in japan, especially marriedits good food, peaceful country and extreme low amounts of immigrants, especially outside tokyo only issue is they write with chinese runes
QUADSANDWEGETNEWALLTIMEHIGHBYFRIDAY
>>62557771I think I said PLTR and Apple though? Glad you didn’t think I was retarded. Would have bought some PLTR too if not everything else I had was pumping near 10%.
>>62557694Q1 2027 but basically yes.
>>62557584This pic brought me back to the Slenderman era of the internet.>>62557624You fat fuck. Get a real job and eat healthy to enjoy your money, if you even manage to make it.
>>62557761I have been satisfied with both white and asian specimens (havent had anything else). Can't really say anything bad about the girls I have been with..
>>62557776Singles and you’re a dirty smigger
>>62557743I mean, in a way you have to be powerful to take literal dicks in the ass. I know I wouldn't be able to. Must probably hurt like hell.
>>62557771I think it's time for you to disable options now. You don't need to gamble anymore at this point
>>62557775I've been out there twice. It's great if you have american money which is like gold, but I wouldn't want to live there making their wages. My brother works remote for our company and makes like 4 or 5x their average salary >>62557777Nice quads. Actually yeah you said slurp apple and buy pltr, I sold my apple shit at like 100 dollar profit because shit was bleeding hard. Regardless you're my nigger.
>>62557757The dream is still on. More and more Jap girls are considering the servicing/compensated career route. It's also becoming rapidly normalized in popular media, funnelling even more young girls into this life path.
>>62557694The US is just going to print more money to buy Yen
>>62557770>TQQQ>.TOWhy are you holding it in CAD? You should swap everything to USD
>>62557783Stop being a gatekeeper. He can donate premium to the synagogue if he wants okay
>>62557783Why because I listened to some anon who said he was retarded?
>>62557788It doesnt matter, TQQQ is never hedged. same ticker foreignly listed ETFs are never hedged/
>>62557788I can, it's invested in my company account and was just lazy to convert
>>62557789Yeah you know what you are right let him find it the hard way
>>62557796Why are you being mean to me bro
What are your predictions for AMD earnings?
>>62557800Beat estimates, up 10%+
>>62557787eeexactly
How were after hours today? I completely crashed and fell asleep after the closing bell
>>62557802NVDA did the same and shit went down, but MU went up. Coin flip ahh market
please control your noise levels, bill kospi is about to make an appearance.
Moooooommmm Scott’s shorting oil again
>>62557746based>>62557757>>62557785only relevant if you can speak japanese>>62557758this anon wont make it
>>62557804It's weird how people act like the government won't and doesn't intervene in markets all the time, it's been the norm for decades now, this isn't the 80s
hol up pltr keeps pumping. wtf
why is palantir pumping HOW?
S&P might break ATH in afterhours here if the kospi is green.
>>62557784Glad to hear that. Yeah Apple was more of a long term hold but maybe bottom is not reached yet. How much you put in PLTR?>>62557819That shit is probably gonna pump for a few days lel
>>62557819>>62557820lots more Iranians and Palestinians to blow up still
>>62557819We finna be rich surveillance sisters
>>62557822One single 129 call was all I could afford at 125. I never expected it to go to the God damn moon
>>62557608>>62557623If I, an American goy move to rural japan to raise a family, will it help? I'll be converting us stocks and bonds and cash to yen to pay for my rural Japanese life... Think the house from my neighbor Totoro....
>>62557840Are you white and tall
>>62557785Abe killed wincest just so enjo kosai could take over. It's just not fair.
>>62557604same
>>62557840Dirty gaijin get out
>>62557758>and we don't need any more stock market gains in this reality anymoreSpeak for yourself nigga... God I will gladly take that niggas gains since he doesn't need them anymore.
>>62557820Idk I want to kill myself so bad for not buying calls on it. My only hope is that it somehow IV crushes by open but kikes won't allow that. Bad guys always win
>>62557604>>62557849
Financially speaking what's a good place to move to in japan to find women with big ass?
>>62557853more chances will come along man
>>62557854Kek>>62557840I don't even want their women I just want to live in their country. I'm white and skilled and would bring white children to grorious nippon.
Just buy anything. You cannot lose!
>>62557859Big if true
>>62557844I am white and short... Utterly beclowned by the question >>62557850Don't be mad samurai, I will take good care of your daughter. I honor her with the strength of a thousand samurai...
>>62557859Genuinely seems true
>>62557866>shortIt's over.
>>62557840i have no fucking clue
>>62557859But I bought oil
>>62557858You know I called myself an American goy, but really if I'm being honest, I'm an American crypto jew and the idea of my offspring inheriting samurai DNA is very appealing....
>>62557859Literally this
>>62557872
>>62557870>He didn't go long
Thoughts about the S&P tomorrow? Too many people saying we're crashing
>oil is the only thing in my port thats downYOU MADDAFACKAS
>>62557886Probably a crab or slight dip
>>62557886We blow off top until mid September when rates hike. I will be shorting at SPY 800
>>62557886We're touching off at ath pretty safe to assume it will bounce off a little but I have no doubt we're going way higher before eoy
>>62557757Already is. But its cheaper to fuck them in Australia almost
>>62557821kek
>>62557886It’ll be up. Unless Drumpf do something stupid.
>>62557886>Too many people saying we're crashingWhen are people ever not saying that?
>Only have 1% exposure to PLTR ($500)>Up 40% since I bought itfinally
it will be more green than red till we hit near ATH no way we dont see a higher ATH by eoy or at worst q1 2027
>>62557879C-come on Korea. keep on slurping...>mfw I generated this 1 week before the unwind started
AI posters should be tarred, feathered and paraded through streets
>>62557923If you don't like AI then you are most likely either retarded or trans.
Index bros are we eating good in Dec? Seems like I have zero stress of day traders and all the long term gains
>>62557929There is also this study that links AI skepticism to mental pathologies
>>62557929ai-generated content only degrades quality of transsiberian weaving forums anon
>>62557933Couples studies have found that AI makes you stupid. Thats why jews like it so much
>>62557929>>62557933oh well if reddit dot com bots paid for by peter thiel say it then it must be true
>>62557933Right, the I'm speaking purely scientifically. I have nothing against the differently abled or the trans community.
>>62557588i didn't give my email and can post fine
>>62557937interesting. so is this how they are getting all the liberty people to go with the mass surveillance infrastructure?
>>62557771>trusting the judgement of anons Based
>>62557918Kek me too I was generating ai sloppa the whole way down brother man
>>62557771Yeah he's been right about pretty much everything recently
>>62557934It's a tool like any tool.You can find out that hammers are fantastic at hammering nails, so now you believe hammers can do anything and you start overusing them, like using the hammer to stir fry your noodles. Sure, it works, but not really.People genning a few topical images are the first group, ppl that spam with ugly ultra-detailed sheeny AI gens are the second group.
>>62557945nah man that's a retarded take
>>62557754About 1k in profit
>>62557945all ai-generated images are pure slop
>>62557950If everything is slop then nothing is slop
>>62557947So you are just gonna fall back? I don't know what boomer job you work, but if you are a programmer you already have no choice. They don't care whether you use AI or hand draft every line. What your manager wants of you is that you finish <that component that'd take you a week> today.
>SPY did like 4% in the last 3 trading days back to ATHi'm sorry, what?
>>62557947AI is sweet, if you're an unemployed newly graduated codecel then im sorry. But it is the coolest shit ever.>>62557950>AI generated images are slop>Posts tranimeLmao.
mcd earnings when?
Is China really an unstoppable juggernaut, I feel like the fact that they restrict so much capital controls and have so much productions means there no exit valve when shit hits the fan, but everyone keeps hyping them up.
>>62557953Nobody's talking about asking claude to vibecode a spreadsheet we're talking about lame ass ai images that suck fucking ass, idiot
is this a new mega bull run?if so maybe i'll take another vacation
>>62557958You need to view chinese posting similar to jewish posting. It's all astroturfed
>>62557754If 142 holds until market open you should be up somewhere between 1300 and 700. Congrats anon
AI is irieThis is how we do on de islanGwan leave ya badmind behindBless up
I wonder why my FMTM (female to male) ETF went up 10% today. That's odd because usually it's been a more defensive momentum ETF.
AI is basically being able to consult someone about any topic it is also a slave and does whatever task you wantyou can use it more productively the smarter you are, so it is skewed skill wise to the more intelligentits the best thing since the invention of the internet
>>62557970>>62557885>>62557872nobody wants your generated shit here faggot
>>62557977your opinions are yours alonekeep it to yourself
>>62557958China is probably stronger than the US as a whole now, especially because their political system is less retarded, but the US looks stronger thanks to our global empire, better financial system, higher gdp per capita. China is also more fragile and deeply reliant on global trade than the US, for what it's worth
>>62557977>nobody wants your generated shit here
>>62557978kys
>>62557568>that chartcash it. tonight. if you even can.
>>62557977I do
>>62557972Sadly your female to male ETF doesn't yet have options, otherwise I'd have bought calls on it. Seems indeed to be like the better version of QQQ if you believe in momentum
>>62557979Omfg nobody buys this shit, go away PRC shill. Tianenmen square, tank man, Xi Jinping looks like Winnie the Pooh
Why the fuck are people pumping Coreweave so much? Up 20%. What's wrong with people? Along with Sandisk being up. I'm going into big bear ai with 90x leverage. This bullshit is bound to spill over, right?
>>62557978where else can the wagie ragie when times get this tough. We made him look!
>>62557992crwv is just retreading to where they were 10 or 20 days ago, it's not some grand de novo pamp.
>>62557948Seriously? That's fucking it? What a let down.
>>62557992coreweave was literally killed while all AI stocks were being stewed by bearsits just slowly going back up
>>62557963Maybe I'm a greedy jew but I was hoping a little bit more than that. I figured it pumped so hard I'd at least make a little more but what are you gonna do
>>62557997Their price-per-earnings ratio is -22.80. This is important because I said so.
Is this one of you guys?https://youtu.be/rDXOM4MkGlc
>>62557972You shilled it here a while ago and put forth a good use case for it.Could it not be because of volume?Regardless of what you believe, smg does get attention from feds and like 2 or 3 serious investors.
>>62557998>>62558003So someone explain this to me because I'm a gay retard. I bought at 125 and it closed at 125.65 and I was up 90 dollars on close. How the fuck is it pumping 20 dollars only going to net me a grand?
>>62558021lol
>>62558023What :(
>KOSPI
>>62558024you're such a greedy little jew man. 1k off a single meme share not good enough for you? get your money up, man
>>62558027No unironically I want to understand the math
>>62558029oh
>>62557985I posted this Dave Ramsay image here back in 2021 and I’m glad it still gets posted. Anyone else see an image they post get circulated and feel a bit of joy
>>62558029Look into volatility crush around earnings. The stock has to move enough to outweigh the lost value from the crush after earnings.
>>62558036When I see someone post an AI image I generated I’m like a proud father
>>62558006not watching the video did he really lose 600k?
>>62558043Thats very sad
>>62558026>>62558035
>>62558035>>62558026/smg/ is where I factually get my off market hours ticker updates from.
>>62558040Would it be better to hold til the end of the week then instead of selling on open?
>>62558043Same
>>62558036yes i started the tony dwyer screenshots and chuckle every time i see them
>>62558057i don't even check charts anymore all my trades are done by looking at smg meme sentiment
>>62558029the math is the black scholes equation, it depends on volatility (compresses after earnings usually) and remaining time until expiration. The call you bought originally has no intrinsic value. Once the call goes ITM, its value is extrinsic value + intrinsic value (difference between strike and stock price). Your breakeven is the strike price + the price you paid for your call, so 135. At expiry (all extrinsic value is depleted) if the stock is at 142 you get stock price minus breakeven, so 700. Since you will probably want to lock in your profits before the actual expiration of the contracts, there will be some extra extrinsic value in the call, so it is strictly higher than 700 in profit. the actual math requires more market data and the use of the black scholes equation.On the other hand, you should be happy, you got a return on investment of, at the very least, 116.67% in one day, if you bought 600 dollars worth of palantir shares you would be up about 17% (about 100 dollars).
>>62558056Hard to say. I bought like 4 spreads so I’ll probably offload 3 of them and let 1 ride in case it retard pumps
>>62558063I guess i was jaded by my 20 dollar otm Microsoft call going up 2000 percent. Also you're smart as fuck nigga, thanks for the qrd
>>62558036Sure, >>62557597 circulated the image I posted a couple days ago. You can never have too much Kaiji propaganda. Literally go watch it now, ignore the noses. It fits /smg/ like a glove.
>>62558021Options are OPTIONS. They are no CERTAINITIES. People buy/sell options PRECISELY because of that.Literally understand what they are about. It would be absolutely ILLOGICAL if your call, nowhere near the finishing hours of its expiration date is already near the value of just the share price times 100.
>>62558062so kospi is a buy?
>kospi opens red at 20:00>Semis immediately dump ~2% in overnight after a green daySomeone explain this
>>62558070It was a Monday 1dte I bought on Friday but I hear you. I guess I might ride it out til friday, who knows. I just want to escape the wage cage
>>62558071no didn't you see those >>62558035 >>62558026the one making a comeback seems to be tqqq which nobody was talking about anymore and today was brought up several timessoxl for is on my list because there have been both good news and talks of david soxl being dead
My folio gained 6k in two days now thats just peachy :)
>>62558076Around volatile events like earnings reports what I said drastically compresses and it's really more about the closing minutes.(This can be modelled by the Greek called "gamma")
I want to slurp more adobe if it pulls backAny other saas picks that havent mooned yet
>>62558086I guess I'll just be happy with what I got, I'm just surprised pumping nearly 20 dollars only nets me a 2x. Many such cases
>>62558092If you want bigger returns you have to buy cheaper options but then you risk getting no return.
>>62558095I'm just a dumb nigger that thought buying itm calls would net me more because the difference between 129 and 145 is so great compared to if I bought 145 calls.
KLAR is ripe for a major break above $20 I suggest taking out a Klarna card, using the BNPL feature to fill a brokerage account, purchase Klarna stock and hope it goes up. If it goes down don’t repay.
>>62558100The 145 calls were basically lotto tickets. I paid 90 bucks per spread for example but it might not cash at all
>>62558006This is literally me except it's SNXX and DRAM
>>62557583The irony of the bunch of Keynesian/pinko elites trying to consolidate everything under their control, failing, and getting so mindbroken by this failure they pin everything on a computer progrem created expressly through the Darwinian creative destruction they have worked so tirelessly to avoid should not be lost on anyone, boss.
>>62558102I appreciate the help. I'll consider this going forward. The irony was right before the market closed I was going to buy some otm calls since I didn't have a ton of cash for itm calls.What could have been
Why do rice niggers love dumping so hard? Can't these fucks learn from us and just keep buying and never sell? How many green USA koru days are going to lead into the gooks shitting themselves before they understand.
>>62558105The like gambling on earnings with OTM options around 15-20 because it’s around the edge of the expected move. I’ll drop like 200 bucks and try to get a 10x. But if I lose the 200 bucks who cares
>>6255811015-20 delta*
>>62558100>>62558095This is exactly what makes studying options a career spanning learning experience: what delta under which circumstances?Personally I don't ITM ever makes sense because you only get a like 20% mark down to just buying the stock outright. But considering ATM, at like 0.7 (70) delta, is often still prudent.
>>62558112Out of curiosity, how much would u have made if I bought like 5 otm 145 contracts?
>>62558121Would I have made*
>>62558109It’s a significantly less mature capital market. It’s unhelped by young investors acting tardish.
Is Leopold ashburner our guy? Is this the first time a big hedge has taken a hit for the greater good?
>>62558121Assuming it actually trades at 145 tomorrow significantly more because the option would appreciate more and you bought 5 instead of 1
>>62557929this makes sense
>>62558128What a world.
>>62558132Option returns get more linear the more in the money they are. A call with a delta of 1 basically moves like the stock. A far OTM option has a convex return as it approaches the strike.
>>62558134I see. I guess I should be doing more otm calls here and there at least
>>62558129It's quite literally adapt or dieProtesting impotently against the march of progress If you were truly skilled you would only use a swords to kill in defense!! You shouldnt be allowed to use a gun!! The cats out of the bagshorting rddt now
>>62558016It's $250 in aum. /smg/ wouldn't even budge it. And ETFs don't really work that. They could theoretically, though. Just in practice, If an ETF deviates from its NAV, hedge funds on it in milliseconds to take a risk free arbitrage trade off it and pocket the difference.
>>62558127100% Chad, his portfolio crashed for our sins
>>62558120If I’m gambling on earnings with a small amount of money I’m gonna swing for the fences. Most of the time I buy premium I use a spread where the long option is either ATM or ITM and the short option is OTM. Just depends
>>62557989You don't have to believe in momentum. There is a deluge of finance studies on momentum. Momentum blows all the other factors out of the water quantitatively.
Anyone got movie recs for Friday?
>>62557893Is this real? I haven't been paying attention ever since I sold in may.Is we buying calls here for a run up month?
> UKMTO announces a cargo vessel 20 nautical miles northeast of Al-Khasab, Oman, on the southern route of the Strait of Hormuz broadcasted via VHF 16 that they were hit by a projectile.OPEN THE DAMN BUSSY YOU CRAZY BASTARDS. MY SEMIS NEED A NEW PUMP.
what the fuck are these korean retards doing?
>>62558155We haven’t hit a circuit breaker so this is basically a crab day so far
We have a generational bull market.
>all the meme tech stocks pumping together on AI bullshit againWhen will this fucking bullshit end?
>gooks>futures>soxl
>>62558154this cant be real....
>>62558129long term it will be good. in a decade it will be advanced enough after full integration with the control to trick normies that they can be uploaded into AI. in reality it is just mass normie suicide. life after that will be pretty chill.
>>62558137Add Delta to your options chain. It's going to give you probabilities. An OTM Call at 20 delta will have a 20% chance expiring ITM at expiration. 80% chance expiring OTM. And a 40% chance of the strike being touched (multiply the delta x2 to figure out touch). Buying OTM will fuck you probability wise long term. Even in the 20% chance the option expires ITM, you may still lose money due to the breakeven (extrinsic value).
I regret not buying Reddit calls
KIMCHINIGGERS
>>62558155they have over 90 IQ so they don't fall for fake peace deal for the 40th time, thanks for the free gains amerishart
>>62558163tweet is real. iran just hit another ship awhile ago>>62558167i regret not buying msfjeet
>>62558137>>62558166This anon is right. Buying OTM is not a good strategy the vast majority of the time. There are very wealthy hebrews out there that make a fortune selling them to you.
>>62558155Nothing special. Their stock market pumped like 20% last week, but this didn't necessarily clear out all the margin debt, and the leverage still exists. So people are using the opportunity to escape that "sinking ship" while they still can with less losses than if they stayed longer
>>62558173>vast majority of the timeIf by "vast majority of the time" you mean most stocks, which are dead weight. But OTM makes sense in momentum sectors.Also you don't need to hold to expiration, you can regard buying OTM as shepherding a call from 0.1 delta to like 0.4 delta, and then selling your prepped call for the next goombler.
I’m starting to consider buying dips on margin. I’ve never used margin though it seems stressful
>>62558179Yolo
>>62558163Imagine the smell
>>62558179Hot stocks like googl have 2x/3x etf GGLL
>>62558179No way, it's like a recipe for being burned. Like no-point money loss if we have a random 1-2 week bear stretch, in the next few weeks. We have not enough confirmation yet for extremely bullish trades.Though I am eyeing buying ARM calls on open. probably no hurry tho
>>62558169people with over 90 IQ go max leverage then jump off a bridge?
>>62558159even aside from covid and 2018, it has seemed like a non-stop bull since 2013 or so. i think we will likely ride this all the way into the ground
>>62558190How far out and what strike? I think I’ve seen you mention ARM and ARMG throughout the threads. Maybe that was another anon
>>62558203I'm a different anon, I have only started considering ARM today.ARM has given up all their post-May gains, so I believe their current valuation is close to a logical support in the AI era. Thus the strike I'd pick is at near the midpoint between their ATH and now if I buy a 5-6 month call, so it'd be maybe the 310 strike.
SOXL IS FUCKING TANKING WTFWTF
>>62558216>futures
>futures
>>62558216You did take profits right anon
Just woke upHow is my nigga kospi doing?
>>62558227It's a sight only a mother could like
>>62558227K-pop demon stars
>skimmed some off the top on a green day>just before a red week beginsDamn it feels good to be a gangster
SOMEONE TELL ME IF I SHOULD BUY SNXX BEFORE EARNINGS WEDNESDAY...especially since we're all jaded by great earnings reports that turn into a royal assreaming, but SNDK has mooned last three times out of four.
>>62558243Recently unless I'm mistaken or there's outliers any tech stock at or near ATH/upper deviation has eaten shit after earnings even if they beat but every beaten down/lower deviation tech stock has poomped at earnings. I would say that it's very likely, provided they actually meet or exceed expectations, that it fuckin rips brah
>>62558243I boughted at 7.50 and again at 9I'm not selling until 15 or 7 whichever happens first loleI think it's gonna dump though because we deal in the real world
>>62558243ITS GONNA FUCKING TANK DONT DO IT
>>62558247I agree with this, ainigger image aside. Most of the (((analysts))) have sndk pinned at 2-2.5k long term, especially the bank analysts; any good news is likely to trigger another +25% pump
bill kospi is still fixing the computers please be patient.
This pump seems irregular
>>62558278KOSPI STATUS?
>>62558247Excellent point. Thank you.
computers: fixednew highs: imminent
>>62557929>>62557937wow, picrels are really dumbkill yourself anon
i am making too much money
>>62558179dude situational awareness just got liquidated a few days ago.
Saars why are stock are pamp?
Wow... sk hynix recovered chat. Are we back??
i full ported to SNDQ wtf is this shit
henlo kevin please
>>62558303We're not yet so back, but we're back.
>>62558314Holy V deployed!!! Bears shidding and farding
KIMCHIGOOKNIGGERFUCKS
>>62558325He’s waiting
This is where we pump, and they die!
holy fuck i am never investing in a vacation againi feel like shit
>>62558346how many ladyboys did you nut in?
Another all time high. The blatant manipulation is so disgusting.
>>62558346nigga if you feel like shit you are gambling
>>62558354none, it wasn't that kind of vacation, that might have been a better investment>>62558360yeah it was a gamble. my family guilted me into going, and i lost.
>>62558362Where did you go?What did you do?
can this pos just pump already?
>>62558368it was a cruise, possibly the worst thing or a socially anxious depressed misanthrope like myselfIf I had stayed home, I could have put that $5k into SOXL at the bottom. Instead, I've been feeling dizzy all day
memory and semis aren’t done they’re just taking a breather
>>62557555Seriously how is Idaho so white? I didn't see one single god damn pajeet all week
>>62558382yea cruises are overhyped memes outside of a few artic cruises.
>>62558400But also, how do I turn $1m in $3 or $4m
this is the triple dead korean bounce
>take a vacation>constantly anxious thinking there is something to do>also get bored by day 3is this it? have years of waging finally done permanent damage to my brain?
>>62558405It actually was a cruise up north, and the scenery was really nice. But there were just so many fucking people. The food was good, but the service was actually too friendly. I don't like it when people are friendly to me. I would have liked the scenery without the ship aspect.
>>62558154>>62558163Its old
>>62558420sounds like you just need some ladyboys to drain you balls next time. note I said ladyboys, always get 2. 1 is awkward.
>>62558432Thanks I'll keep that in mind if I ever travel further than three miles again
>>62558382It's good that you went outside your comfort zone and had a new experience, though.
SOXL is going to zero, you've been warned
>>62558443fuzzy wuzzy was a bear
>>62558443yeah tomorrow will be redall of the baggies who wanted to buy have bought
>>62558432>kum id This anon empties his balls in ladymen on the regular.
>>62558410when i went on vacation i did it wrong and it felt more exhausting than waging lmao
AWS doesn't make money with AI but from AI.
>>62558441Some of the experience was nice. Like I said, the scenery was good. The ship had some cool stuff on it. But the entire time, I didn't meet or even talk to anyone other than my family or the staff. I generally hate travel in general, but if I have to g somewhere I prefer road trips where I can sit in my car alone all day.>>62558465I closed my AWS account after I got impacted by the $2 billion bill scare. I was only paying like $4/mo for some old projects, but they aren't getting that from me anymore.
>>62557583Nah. Benner Cycles has 2026 as a sell year. We'll get a retarded rally in sept/oct for midterms (insider selling to place bribes/lobby) and a reduction in oil prices (via SPR) to get public votesNext crash isnt scheduled until 2035
Nu>>62558479>>62558479>>62558479Nu
