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second for... erm... uhhh......
>kospiStill a yikes.
WHY DONT YOU LINK THE OLD THREAD RETARD
erm its dumping
people are officially shidding and fardding themselves to death. bottom is in, golden bull engaged.
>>62558486what iswe're not fucking psychic
> futures
>>62558490>AMD>SPCXToday is the fun day of the week for sure.
>>62558485Why should I? How about you bake double nigger?
>>62558491>we're not fucking psychicDon't speak for the group. I am psychic.
>>62558491>we're not fucking psychiclaugh at this filthy hylic
>>62558484>gov intervenes and the stock goes up 15%>now starting to decline because you can't solve everything by pumping blood into an open woundIs that about right?
>>62558504nvm I checked. I am not psychic..
>>62558512Dunno, considering that half of the index are memory companies with very low P/E ratios, they should be alright short term. Maybe not ATH's anytime soon, but that should be fine considering the government's target was above 5000.
When they announce an actual deal the price of oil is going to go up because the deal was 10x priced in and that way more people can get fucked over
>>62558490A lot of stocks related to the ai trade, hope all goes well especially for amd, arista, hut8, sandisk and western digital
Iran needs to fire some rockets tbqhwy
WHAT IS SOXL DOING???????????????????????????????????
Ns and Js
>>62558519>oxy 61god i fucking wish
>As per Barclays, Athropic and OpenAI are estimated to make up 73%+ of Amazon's AI revenue in the coming years to 2030
>>62558523you forgot Ks
>>62558516They're not going to announce an actual deal, this war will continue (by which I mean the pattern of BOMBINGS LIKE NEVER BEFORE to A GREAT DEAL, POSSIBLY THE BEST DEAL EVER will continue) all the way through the rest of trumps term and into the next.Trump can't end this war, he simply lacks the neccessary skills and expertise to negotiate a solution and his entire administration is nothing but clueless loyalty hires so they can't do it either.
>>62558555The problem is we can definitely get more retarded. Trump could just block our exports. I would not put that past him.
>>62558555i have TACO fatigue, just fucking commit to one thing you orange fuck, either erase iran or pardon them forever
I’m dumping a bag on spcx very soon. Idc I believe in that autistic tard. Yes he’s cringe but I genuinely believe he has a vision and will to keep going. He should learned more from Jobs sensei
>>62558516get ready for a nuclear holocaust when iran fires missiles in the up comming days
Pltr holding steady frens
>>62558570No decision until after November midterms.
Frens?
Kospi?
>>62558588They are still firing at ships. Surely this time will be different though.
>>62558555What if they trying bombing Iran again?This is really going to end up with Iran charging tolls isn't it? What a colossal fuck up
I have a 40k nest egg. Should I leave it in SWVXX or SCHD?It's money I don't need right away but money I might need right away. All expenses can be covered by credit cards untill funds settle.
>>62558588>this is the final final final final final final final final final final final final final final chance this time for real guysamericans have to be embarrassed at this point right?
Why should the markets care after 6 months of this shit? A ship gets bombed here, a base there, some bridges or powerplants are decomissioned, then they go back to talking again.
>>62558512soKen from citadel probably will be one of the factors that caused the next market crash in a few monthsHe won't face any jail time, will he
>>62558619I expect Israel will eventually get involved again and kill a bunch of their leadership further amplifying the infighting in the country.
>>62558609We've abandoned hope long ago
>Spy puts going to get ass raped>pltr off sets itThe price of freedom is steep
>>62558633Is such a thing even possible?I thought already killed the leadership. We bombed them and killed the leaders that means we won. Iran needs to man up and admit defeat
>>62558634selling shovels is lucrative, even if it's digital
>>62558639Drumpf only commits to half measures so the regime is still largely intact.
What amount of money did it take until you guys started seeing real gains? Obviously gotta have money to make money, and the more you have the easier it is to make more, but I'm curious when did you guys really start seeing shit increase
>>62558637What the nigger is this bro my spy calls were only worth 300 dollars
>>62558541The study that AI luddites like you enjoyed quoting like a year back that said that AI was such a bad investment LITERALLY just said to stop trying to build AI in house and just to use a vendor. Of course Anthropic and OpenAI are going to be the biggest AWS AI customers you fucking retard, imagine thinking that anyone is going to get anywhere near those 2 when Google is going to be using their own cloud, and Microsoft/SpaceX/Meta too, you'd have to be such a fucking moron to think there's going to be another company trying to break into this space running on fucking AWS.>But muh HECKIN Chinx modelsLmao. Look up how much it costs to rent 3tb of VRAM on AWS right now.You're in over your head buddy. But short Amazon to your heart's content. Fucking dipshit. Diaper shit eating retard.
rattled
>>62558655*spy puts
Gonna be a good day tomorrow
>>62558639>Is such a thing even possible?No, the Ayatollah is not going to let himself be killed for no reason. Jews will continue to be ass-blasted that they can't find him and Iran will continue winning.
>>62558681Do people unironically believe Mojtaba is still alive and the IRGC isn't just using the name to take control of the country?
NIGGERS !!!
>>62558686Take your meds
KOSPI??WTFTF?!?!?!
>>62558686Didn't you see the cardbard cutout? His obviously still alive
>>62558700Can't wait for the cope when it is announced he unfortunately died shortly before hostilities stopped.
What would the official theme be for the GFC 2.0?>https://youtu.be/FlWC8dfxwE4?si=5SnorR3NWDGLciPq
I AM PROFITABLENO MATTER WHAT THEY SAYBEARSSS CANTT BRING MEEE DOOWWNNNN
>>62558686>no no, we actually killed him too. That matters!
>>62558711Okay m8, I'll be here to dunk on your Fox News narrative when it's proven wrong.
>>62558722Dunking on brownoids always matters.
>>62558728Yeah, but only if you also open the strait thoughbeit
so glad I caught all those falling knives
Please for the love of god can I get a good Pinterest earnings so I can stop bagholding this shit stock I had to buy when I did a CSP at $30 a year ago.
>>62558733why didn’t you buy dips or sell
are we just gonna ignore the big green dildos on hyperscalers? that has to revert right?can you tell I just sold yesterday? I need to see some red today *sucks teeth disapprovingly*
>>62558731Don't really care. It mostly affects eurofags and chinks. We can just start taking venezuelas oil. Dependency on oil is on the decline anyways.
The manipulation is so blatant... it is fucking disgusting. The S&P hit a new ATH. In August. Japan about to implode, the Iran war, the AI bubble...disgusting. And the arrogance of many traders...
>>62558736>why didn’t you buy dipsBecause the story changed. They posted terrible forward guidance and lacking ad revenue when I thought they would continue to make substantial growth like META. I took a look at discussion about Pinterest and women were complaining about how the site was a mess with AIslop and they wanted to stop going there.There's no longer a reason for me to want to continue buying or own this stock.>sellThat's how you lose money. The stock dropped all the way to $16 and I've just been doing CCs on it. It's at $24 now and technically I would have made money through all the premiums if I sell it around $27.
>>62558655>>62558664Frens?
There is freedom within, there is freedom withoutTry to catch the deluge in a paper cupThere's a battle ahead, many battles are lostBut you'll never see the end of the road while you're travelling with meHey now, hey nowDon't dream it's overHey now, hey nowWhen the world comes inThey come, they comeTo build a wall between usWe know, they won't winNow I'm towing my car, there's a hole in the roofMy possessions are causing me suspicion, but there's no proofIn the paper today, tales of war and of wasteBut you turn right over to the TV pageHey now, hey nowDon't dream it's overHey now, hey nowWhen the world comes inThey come, they comeTo build a wall between usWe know, they won't winNow I'm walking again to the beat of a drumAnd I'm counting the steps to the door of your heartOnly shadows ahead, barely clearing the roofGet to know the feeling of liberation and releaseHey now, hey nowDon't dream it's overHey now, hey nowWhen the world comes inThey come, they comeTo build a wall between usYou know, they won't winDon't let them win (hey now, hey now)Hey now, hey nowHey now, hey nowDon't let them win (they come, they come)Don't let them win (hey now, hey now), yeahHey now, hey nowHey
>>62558686Irgc is using a decentralized military strategy so it hardly matters, but it truly is a pointless and unwinnable situation.
>>62558740>t. has no clue what he's talking about
>>62558754Keep coping. High oil prices are only going to push people harder for developing EVs. In a few decades I wouldn't be surprised if nobody even gives a shit about the middle east anymore.
>>62558762>In a few decadesWho cares about in a few decades? You can't tell me to keep coping when your goalpost has shifted by decades
I am moving to New York City.
silver is trying to breakout, lads
>>62558490Going to be an interesting Tuesday and Wednesday.
>>62558767I genuinely don't even care about now. I'm still only paying like $150 a month for gas. I can afford everything I need and still have money left over to invest.
>>62558745nasdaq is still 7% off highs, sminiconfluxers 30%, bitcoin had a 5 handle recently. spy is only at highs because it is overweight energy and safe havens. we just had 2 months of bear action with earnings going up. you bears are delusional and nothing satisfies you. it's david's time to shine now.
>>62558490Anon, this is a rather selfish request, but next week can you edit in grrr's earnings date (est. Aug 13th) onto this image?
kospi is still green, lads
>>62558782feels like a normal index today
>>62558776>IThat's nice, good for you
>>62558652Anyone?
>>62558790i dont make gains but i need at least 40k to be able to make enough to pay rent
>>62558655you better pray iran fire nukes at the Israel tomorrow
>>62558789As long as me and mine are taken care of I don't care. Retards door dashing fast food while living in an apartment they were never going to be able to afford deserve to suffer.
And just like that, bill kospi's computer corporation is back in business.
>>62558652>>6255879080k mark, a 25% move was enough to get me to 100k and from 100k it gets easier as you can diversify and not take too much risk without missing out on decent returns
my port is at ATH. bears are seething
>>62558794
>>62558793I only spent 500 bucks on the call. It can only go to 0 so why is it saying 3 fucking grand
>>62558799not anymore
>>62558797Brutal. That's what I get for buying itm pltr calls and I'll only make like a thousand bucks when could have made a lot more simply because I'm retarded and don't understand stocks.
>>62558778Genuinely confused for a second as to who David is.
>>62558803Was it covered or naked?
>>62558677Look like she taking a huge shit>>62558737First hyperscalers pump then hardware companiesMU to the MUUN>>62558799my port has been raped to hell fuck whoever told me gold was going to 6000 a year
>>62558811you would actually be surprised how fast it compounds i started at 20k in 2023 40k 2024 2025 80k did most of that through value companies like danios shipping, archer Daniel midlands, barrick gold ect although my lucky break was buying Palantir for $9 in 2023
>>62558814Naked. But I just realized something, I meant to buy a 745 put but I bought a 755 put and it's going up. Am I going to get fucking raped
>>62558815>gold was going to 6000kek what a retard
>>62558818all done without options or any leverage btw, but to be fair 2023 was basically easy mode after the bear market in 2022-2023 literal billion dollar companies going for pennies
>>62558819Bros I'm scared now how bad did I fuck up
i lost half of my portfolio gambling with optionsthe other half is in leveraged ETFs and doing good for the time beingwhat is the lesson to be learned here? don't bet on things with expiration dates?
>AMD already pumpin ahead of earningsOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62558827the lesson here is, dont be wrong
>>62558819>>62558826Please fucking respond am I fucked
Why´d I sell the bottom?
cause u gay
I thought BTC followed SPY but that seems not to be the case
>>62558839It’s closer to qqq
>>62558839that was debunked 4 or 5 years ago
>kospi closes>semis start to sell off againHmm.
>>62558819did you sell the put? sorry i am a option newbie but I'm pretty sure if you sold a put with no underlying then its not good at least you didnt sell a naked call with unlimited upside risk
>>62558835>>62558826>>62558819Nevermind I'm just a fucking moron I thought spy was at 745 and I can't read. I have no idea why it's saying 3 thousand negative then positive
>>62558844*downsidenot upside LOL
bros soxl doing a little somethin
>>62558843don't worry London will buy
Iran is a great big distraction ain't it?The US has boots on the ground in Mexico operating against the cartels
>>62558845I don't even know anymore why the AH price is fucking 8.00 is this just some weird etrade horse shit
>>62558851Oh wait I see etrade is saying the price is 747 for some fucking reason I guess? I don't fucking know bro I've only ever bought calls
>>62558850If it was a distraction shouldn't it be distracting from something less popular? I imagine there would be a lot of support for going after cartels.
>>62558852Won't help you there I'm afraid, I only do 10x CFDs on orange juice because I'm a filthy Euro.
>>62558854no cuz trump badhe's playing the heel
I've missed the signal of the golden bull run.>>>/a/289809001
>>62558850there’s that thing about the child sex trafficker which the chief is embroiled in so probably.
>>62558588Imagine if a girl gave you as many chances as Trump does to Iran…
>70k more migrants Ceutafinancial implications of this are massive and now they’re offering more money to Morocco?? For strengthening their border? The only thing about our European culture that they understand is a barrel of a gun.. idk ether something major changes or we’ll (euro in general) be grabbing pitchforks and torches like every person I’ve met especially while travelling get that visible physical reaction of disgust when anyone mentions browns or illegals a year or two ago people would just avert their gaze…>bullish for the next race war and private defence firms getting some new very expensive deterrence
>>62558858I think I figured it out, chat gpt explained it to me because I'm a retard. Just etrade bullshit, I'm not going to get raped and it can only expire worthless
>>62558828I don't like it when they do that. My schizo senses always see it as a last hurrah retail bait before an earnings dump.
Ok fellas I bought my Put for SPCX 8/10 $105, you still have time to buy before earnings and the autistic retard posts god's own quarter and it moons to $200+ a share again
>>62558828>>62558868AMD has so much runway even playing a distant 2nd to Nvidia as the only ones making relevant AI chips, it's gonna do great this week but I couldn't play calls cause every contract is expensive as shit. They need a split fuck outta here with $500 shares for Great Value Nvidia
>>62558762My boy Elon said that money won’t matter in 10 years.
>>62558865The African enclaves are basically impossible to defend, Spain should just evacute them then burn any leftover infrastructure. Would be cheaper than defending them in the long run.
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
>>62558882Only your gene pool
>>62558886>just give up control of a geostrategic chokepoint
>>62558877My concern is even if it pumps gooks will immedietaly fucking dump it out of fear.>>62558818>>62558822Surprised you never did any options what so ever. As long as you're happy that's what matters, I just don't have that kind of patience.
>>62558865It should be treated like a war declaration and Spain should do an article 5 on Morocco. Bullish for Rheinmetall.
>>62558894The Spanish government encourages turd world invaders
Kioxia didn't eat shit in Japan (that's two days now where it hasn't ate shit) and Europe has opened pretty green.I think we're pumping today boys.
>>62558896The whole thing started because the Spanish Supreme Court made it more difficult for the government to deport illegals. This lead to fake news spreading on Moroccan social media that the Ceuta border was just open and letting anyone in. Then the border guards on the Moroccan side just gave up and told all the retards to go through.
>>62558894What are the eurosissies gonna do? The US supports Morocco.
>>62558891Everyone’s gene pool gets basically completely diluted in a few generations, so it doesn’t really matter. WAGMI
>>62558737Its funny how semis and memory are now sonehow shit but hyperscalers who dont actually make big money are valuable all of a sudden. Yeah bro how about all those semis and memory stocks only make consumer grade hardware, watch how fast those tech companies would seethe
>>62558902That's true. They're Israel's little abraham accords bitch. Wouldn't be surprised if this was the US's revenge for Spaniards refusing air base access.
>>62558903lol, completely false
I wonder if he's an active trader
>>62558902Could just stop trade. Would hurt Spain and France a bit but the sandniggers would starve in a few weeks.
>>62558907He actively traded his bussy to Epstein ;)
>>62558909so it seems
>>62558905USA needs to liberate Europe for a third time. Buy oil stocks and weapons manufacturers
>>62558892Ceuta has extremely limited strategic value. Morroco controls 99% of the African side of the strait while Spain(and the UK) control 100% of the European side.There's really nothing Ceuta offers that couldn't be done on the European side. It's just an expensive historical remnant.
someone bought a huge put on SOXL yesterday $400k worth
>>62558907100%
>futures
>someone bought a huge put on SOXL yesterday $400k worth
>>62558923someone also bought a call on soxx for almost $6mil same day $538 strike
The future is bright!
>>62558938eh my brokerage flagged it as unusual so that's a large put for SOXL
>>62558938White man even bought them for goods in exchange, white man dumb
>>62558931Wouldnt that be uncomfortable? All that extra flowery fabric seems like a pain in the dick, for ultimately uncertain gain.
someone (me) bought a huge put on SPY last friday 150$ worth
>>62558877>>62558828>every contract is expensiveMakes it more likely to dump to fuck over longs.>distant secondThe problem is we can post about AMD being 5x undervalued vs. nvidia all we want, the market has consistently decided that retarded bullshit like SPCX should pump harder and longer than Companies with Actual Earnings Growth.
Wait whatI haven't touched stocks in like a year and bought AMD on the weekendIs it always this easy? When are we meant to sell?
>>62558882Oh yeah.
>>62558955>Is it always this easy?
>>62558945It’s on the outside, the flowers don’t, generally, touch your skin.
>someone bought a huge
bros do NOT look at SOXS
>still in cashI lost. How should I an hero?
>>62558969Theres still time for you to get into SOXL fren
https://youtu.be/NW2UTLoBW2k?is=MIhZaQy_cU7xDP8o
>>62558969never get up
oh let’s go, INTC starting the next leg up
>>62558902kek I had other plans for today but sure let’s see:since it’s cargo of not a lot of importance like potatoes that could spoil in this heat, brows could be carried by cargo containers with freight - alerted ofc cuz we luv that human dignity - standard one is 12.19x2.28 and a standard Ryanair seat is ~0.7x0.4, theoretically you can stack two “floors” which makes 102 seats in total. I’ll ask around for more concrete shipping rates, but since these containers are stackable there’s a possibility of a sort of trash pick up service where cargo ship starts its voyage in upper baltics throughout the Mediterranean, collecting all the browns finishing the journey somewhere blackidk what kind of etiquette is in your country but when a shitty neighbour throws in garbage through out fence we deliver it at their doorstep, usually accelerated. The more I look into it’s seems that there’s possible profit in all of this with slightly altered numbers
>>62558969Buy my basterd
>>62558619Nah the tolls thing is unacceptable, not just to America but literally everyone else as wellThat's what makes this a proper quagmire, no one has a way out
>SOXL +8%>PLTR +15%
never, ever, get up
>>62558818My lucky break.... I got fudded out by /biz/. This isn't a good place ot come if you want to actually make it, because people here are psycho retards who will scream "it's impossible to turn 20k into 80k" because they like to invest in biomed penny stocks and get rugged.
>>62558969There is still dip left to slurp up fren
>>62558969Buy AAPL. It’s the only tech stock that hasn’t started their next leg up yet.
>>62558893Options sound like a good way of losing everything and committing suicide.
>>62558991plebbitors do it for the karma
>futes
>>62558627>SWVXXSGOV gives a better return and is just as safe.
>>62558960Elon's son is so hot.
>>62559001Phew, good thing I'm at work and couldn't reach for my cock. Saved me from turning gay.
IBKR is so fucking annoying always bugging me to do shit. I already had the phone tied authenticator and now they want me to change it again? like tf
>>62558990I was also looking at apple, what would a good entry price be? 290-295?
>>62558960where's the penis? did he actually castrate himself?financially speaking
>>62559007Ahh~ the humiliation rituals of IBKR, nothing quite like it~
I boughtinatied Rheinmetall.I believe in new ATHs
let's see Paul Allen's futures
>>62558815yeah an asset that historical gives garbage annual returns suddenly 2x's in the span of a couple of years is going to keep mooning from the top fucking retard. Stop buying high.
>everything simply going up>including oil
Let's see my future
>>62558515>>62558517It's difficult to tell. Chinese hardware is explicitly banned in the US and their ram company is just korean engineers poached from samsung who know some of the process but not all of it (which is why their ram modules fail 30% of the time).The short term profitability for companies like Sandisk for example puts them up to 11 billion from Nand. 16 billion next quarter, projections begin to taper off to 22 billion, 27 billion, 31 billion by this time next year. The 'peak' supposed earnings.Chinese nand is banned in the US however, and the bulk of data center buildouts are in america and china. That is to say- the market is here, it doesn't matter if kazakhstan legalizes chinese chips.But is the market smart enough or non-manipulated enough to acknowledge this, and push Sandisk back to its ATH?This happened before too, micron in March posted great earnings qoq but only managed to just crest up to its previous ath. I feel like what will happen, if the market doesn't react in a retarded way, is that sandisk will get back over 2000 a share (for some reason Amazon going up 50% in a week, a trillion bucks, is fine but when I post this people think Sandisk going from 160 billion to 240 billion is crazy). Maybe even close to ath. But fears in the market will push it back down along with micron.>Jul 7, 2026 — Currently, memory prices are expected to increase by up to 50% in Q3 2026, with another 40% to follow in Q4 2026. These price increases are only ...
>>62558969your ngmi if you didn't buy anything at all during the dump a week ago
>Goldman Sachs says it expects Brent crude to remain in an $80 to $90 per barrel range until there is either confirmation of a new US-Iran deal or a significant escalation in attacks.>The bank also assumes a fair value of Brent spot prices at about $80, suggesting the market prices only a moderate risk premium.>$80 fair valueSo the effect of the strait being closed is to raise the price of oil by $10? Around 15% of global supply is lost and the price goes up by $10. That's it?
>my friend passed away
>>62559034At least he didn't get bear trapped like the retarded bobos here. By not playing he's only losing to inflation.
>>62558793you better pray israel nukes itself and blames iran for it*
>>62559025>sentiment based traders in shambles
>>62559041Thats fud btwits going lower and they know it.Also, 15% is nothing, iy justmeans other places can sell when previously they couldnt be profitable.Theres tons of places that extract oil but many just arent always active until the price hits a certain range.
>>62558746>The stock dropped all the way to $16 and I've just been doing CCs on it.whats that mean?
>>62559062Selling covered calls, it means he gets paid if the stock price doesn't increase.
>futesMaybe I should just ignore them
>soxs recovering
>>62558904they already had their run up and the cyclicality will haunt them till the end of marketshyperscalers might deflate and I might start buying again if they get back to pre pump pricesthese companies will be the long term play for the span of our lifetimeanother way to look at it: no one alive today will outlive hyperscalers or hyperscaler profitabilityit's like physics...go with the flow nigga
>>62559041Aren't various countries/OPEC making up the deficit from their reserves? Once those start to run out, if the Hormussy is still closed, then we would see
>>62559088the price rising
>>62559051lolhttps://mbiz.heraldcorp.com/article/10828788
>>62559064thanks
>>62559092American companyAsians are about to learn America doesn't do that sort of thing
>>62559086>they already had their run up and the cyclicality will haunt them till the end of markets>it's like physics...go with the flow niggaDefinitely
>>62559051So share price will more than double from here. Nice.
>tfw was drunk and offered an instathot $1000 to eat her asshole for 1 hour>woke up and she acceptedthis will be a good investment if it can cure me of my desire to lick a hot woman's asshole
Reddit says the DRAM market is going to crash because the TA says so.
>>62559107>5 days agoWasn´t that literally the bottom?
This guy was waiting for micron to go back to 90 bucks before buying, posted october 27th.
Soxl train keeps rolling
>>62559109TA says so though.
I went to Dunkin Donuts and ordered in person yesterday morning but did it with an Indian accent to mock the fucker behind the counter. He genuinely made my order but was seething the entire time. This morning I plan on making a huge order and watch them make it and then walk out. I want to waste their time. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
I do agree with redditMicron and the rest will go through a period of selloffs because of the Chink Fud in a year or twoAnd that's when you should buy a lot of Memory stocks, during that low point, because it'll run even higher by 2030.
>>62559112hedgefunds dont give a shit about TA
how do yous guys feel aboot the jobs report this friday(?)
>>62559107If you did the opposite of what Reddit says you'd probably have a 70% success rate.
Anyone buying energy right now or is everyone just piling in to AI and be liquidated?
>>62558966How about I look at your socks
>>62559119priced in 35 years ago
>>62559121Oh my….
No one has a clue what's happening.
>>62559060>Theres tons of places that extract oil but many just arent always active until the price hits a certain range.The US is the biggest producer in the world and perhaps the one with the most to gain in production from higher prices, since shale oil costs a lot to extract. You can look up the stats and see that production is basically unchanged this year. Don't run your mouth if you don't know what you're talking about.
>>62559114That seems dangerous I would have ordered it, then upon receipt I would say "THANK YOU SAAR FOR DOING NEEDFUL COME AGAIN' and never gone back there.>>62559121>energy (suppressed commodity for schizos that think silver will go to 1200 an oz and oil to 400 a barrel and loli will be legal after the collapse) is good>massive earnings for AI companies is bad>>62559120Sometimes I feel that way about /biz/ too
I think the "cycle" will be a thing. As ordering cools down by 2028, you'll see Micron peak over 300 billion and then earnings will decline. Stock prices will overcorrect
Korea recoveredEurope is neon greenPlease Ameriyanks don’t fuck today up for once in your life.
>>62559135>something that has real value>something that is lines of codeAI is the the new shitcoin.
>>62559138For example the 2024 dump didn't even make sense.A lot of these are driven by irrationality. Micron hits 2900 a share, then crashes back to 1400 a share in the next 'bear' in 2028.
>>62559143Robots need the mother AI to function and robots are the next bubble (2029-2040) before skynet. Skynet will then unwisely invest into time travel only to find returns are disappointing and go bankrupt.
>>62559107Someone who is so programmed he “they”s someone in a 100% male field like high risk trading is not someone I regard as of a higher status than a commons dog.
>>62559139The selling will start 1 hour before open as is tradition sar.
>>62559139MU dumping -10% as soon as it hits 6:30
>>62559139I said Korea was dumped out. Major usa institutions were buying friday and Morgan Stanley announced the juice was worth the squeeze over the weekend
bussy got it under control
>>62559170>"the fed is being dragged into japans currency crisis">"dragged in"
>>62559170But what about the Thailandization of Japan? We can’t let all the new streetwalkers down
>>62559170
I'm gonna play some killing floor
yeeeeeeeah i don't think so bub
>>62559187holy shit a talking animal
SOXS IS FUCKING TANKING WTFWTF
>yieldsThere's just no credibility anymore.The tricks are not working.Gunna have to cut spending or raise taxes if you want bondies to lend you money again uncle.
>>62559199Once the Gulf stops redeeming yields will get heemed.
>>62559183The 1st one I hope?
>>62559194Told you about staying too long in inverse ETFs. I told you dog
>>62559200This was an incredibly difficult sentence to decipher
>>62559201What did they fuck up? I once played KF2 and I thought “yeah I can see how with friends and drugs this could be addicting”
>AAOIwhat the fuck
>>62559206bot cant into chudspeak
>>62558479I don't even know what a node is.Anyways buy orcl.
This has got to be the worst time for some newb like me to start day trading. Down 15k and I think I'm done with stocks for now. Are precious metals at least safe?
>>62559209>zooms out>its down 66%
chips vs memory stock evaluations just don't make any sense to meyou have amd/intel/arm/etc trading at 100+ p/e with the expectations that they will have actual decent profit in the next decade while memory is trading at p/e that's essentially the best case next decade scenario for chips right now>b-but memory is cyclicalokay, 3 years later this will still be true
>>62559178Dragged by deez nuts
>>62559213>oh yeah I've never day traded before lemme give it a try hyuk>let me start with a small amount like 15 thousand dollars
Can someone explain this chart because it makes no fucking sense. Why do the red candles move the price up? Why do the green candles move the price down?
>>62559103Financially speaking she's been eating taco bell lettuce and you're going to be the second cryptospora fatality
>>62559083Trust the plan, patriot.
>>62559218It’s bc regular old dram is a commodity that is literally sold by the kilo.
>>62559215I bought the dip at 80 and now it's 120+ after 4 days. Maybe I should sell some today.>earnings are on Thursday
>>62559107>Why yes, I do get my financial advice from boomer sexpest doordash drivers larping as sensible investors, how can you tell?
>>62559222>opens green >closes red, lower than the previous closesimple as
>>62559220No anon I lost 15k. I started with 80k. You don't have to be an ass about it. I clearly stated I was new
>>62559207KF2 was fine after they fixed it, but KF3 is just ruined by the corporate brainlets who acquired Tripwire. Forced the devs to throw in a bunch of ideas from other currently succesful games thinking that's how you make money in gamedev. Alientated the old playerbase, didn't attract a new one. Grungy horror vibe is gone and replaced with some cyberpunk bullshit. Bad optimization and lack of features on top of that. Just garbage in every way.
I just took a big molten steamy soft serve dump.
>SPCX is one of the most active options chains>there is a parallel society of people who try to make it off this and who cry blood, sweat, and tears over this, in a company known for its completely unpredictable stock price and where Elon tweets are a key determinant
>>62559225Ok, but it's trading at multiples that imply the price will keep rising. And if the price of memory actually does keep rising then gpu makers will lose a lot of their margin(all that cash will go to the memory makers instead).It's either going to be one or the other, how the fuck is the market predicting both?And is there a way to make money by isolating the 2 possible outcomes?
>futures>soxl
>>62559241Is that the BBC tattoo on her cheek?
>>62559244Looks like an M to me, probably the logo of some American university.
>>62559234I booted up the first one and the only us servers anyone was playing on were those stupid defense maps where everyone just sits in one spot and shoots zombies forever
It might actually be over for SOXS
>>62559238>SPCX is one of the most active options chainsLike in many meme stocks, the big boys are hedged and the retail goyim carry the heavy bags. Nothing new under the sun.
>>62559170golb
Who the fuck told us to buy soxs
>>62559249>probablyher friends sweater literally says Michigan.I forgot never to use this general when slav(e)s are awake.
>>62559253Who made this?
>>62559257>he actually bought SOXS
OY SCOTTY SHOWED HIS BUSSY JUST NOW
>>62559257Sorry
>>62559010Sell 295 CSPs until you get assigned. Good way to enter. Long term AAPL will be 350+
>>62559264>Qatar: Language has been drafted on a possible US-Iran dealI will be using the profits from shorting oil to invest in some lil' smiggers, these guys are the next pokemon cards I tells ya! Its like shrimp farming on land!
>>62559264Kek
I felt a great disturbance in the Market, as if millions of oil baggots suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
>>62559249M for MU and MSFT
cat up 9% in premarket, rest of my port green af, whats goin on? what kind of joke is this ?
Easy money: day number 2
I sold during early red yesterday
>>62559277another hedge fund who was deliberately kept out of the loop died
Can the market take a shit today... I really wanna slurp more
>>62559277big earnings week
>>62559277It's called "emerging from the bottom"
Is the bubble bubble popped?
>>62559257>/smg/ shilled the picotop againkek
woooow look at OIL tanking, guess spx will pump some more today
>caterpillarGODS
>>62559268>>Qatar: Language has been drafted on a possible US-Iran dealITS FUCKING OVER FOR BERS, WE´RE BACK TO GETTING DAILY PEACE DEALS!
$MCD McDonald’s Q2 2026 Earnings- Adj EPS $3.38 (est $3.32)- Rev. $7.10B (est $7.12B)- US Comp Sales +0.8% (est +0.93%)- IDL Comp Sales +1.9% (est +2.05%)- IOM Comp Sales +1.5% (est +1.53%)- Comp Sales +1.3% (est +1.39%)It's over.
>>62559257>He listened to the perma bearsAt least you won't make that mistake again, newfriend
tfw 39% upp over a year but this general makes me feel like if im not up 200% im a blebian
>>62559277The data centers will be built and CATgods will provide the tools
>>62559257there are many many factors that will sink a stock half of which are synthetic (retail shortsellers and hedgefunds) and can be powerful influences on the stock priceHOWEVERthere is an extreme bias towards UP that can catch you off guard when you least suspect it and it's primarily because of the synthetic nature of the inverse price action, investors, retail and institutions and the companies themselves want GAINS and will do what it takes to keep that goingregardless of whether youre TEAM UP or TEAM DOWN you need to define your risk before you take your trade but also cut out at your price target
>>62559308I was up 500% for the year, now I'm down -5% on pre-market, because I was in semis leveraged. Looks like today I will flip green YTD again.
>>62559317What da helly, ropeable desu.
>>62559303>Up 4%>Expecting Ronald McDonald to get clowned on>In a clown market>Its literally his market smigger>He has the home advantage
Ive been shitting hot fire from the spicy ranch I made yesterday as part of dinnermeal.Something is afoot. I smell a hidden bear.
Yeeeeeaaaaah, I don’t think this semen slurping gay nigger bubble telenovela market is for me anymore.I also don’t want to keep money in bonds or treasuries, of any country really, because the banks over the world are getting forced into quotas on that garbage like it’s subprime.Fuuuuck, What to do, what to do? Metals? Energy?I might as well go with emerging market equities at this rate.What’s even the downside to emerging markets anyways? The volatility? AI niggers already are causing that in spades in the “adult” markets.If momentum is already pushing them to out perform the S&P I might as well…
>>62559329how can the markets keep emerging if they just announced publicly they want to reduce population by 4 billion people?
>>62559329Emerging Markets are right now almost just a TSMC+Samsung+SK Hynix vehicle because these are the dominant companies in that bag.
>>62559331Fuck me then, you literally can’t escape this shit if you wanted to.
>>62559333You can go for Poorland or Spain indices.
Why's GOOGL falling? It's fucking over. The American economy is TOAST.
>>62559331>>62559333Trips of truth. All roads lead to AI shit. Whatever stock you pick, it will in some way be connected to it. I bought some BMW recently and the fucking stock went up when semis were tanking and then dumped again once they went back up.
>>62559325you read your toilet bowl like other people read tea leaves eh?
>>62559329VIOO nigga, go with mature small caps
>>62559333You could trade Palworld cards
>>62559346damn, should have chosen pic before posting
>>62559333Go VietnamVIETNAM NUMBA 1NO FANCY SCHMANCY TECHJUST TEXTILES & THE LIVELEAK FACTORYYOU BUYYOU BUY DIDDY NOW
>>62559340Was it BMW that recently introduced ads on their in car displays?
>>62559199The bond shit is much worse than people know or realize.Fuck, let me out of this fake capitalism clown world already.
>>62559180They're already whores they just dont have the english to capitalize
>>62559352Yup, lel. The company has no future, just like most big German companies nowadays. It was only a short term play for me.
>US Treasury Secretary Bessent: May Have A Deal With Iran Today Or Tomorrow To Open Hormuz>- Deal Would Be Freedom Of Movement - No Tolls #OOTTOmg, may or may not, pakistanstyle announcement
>>62559363>No Tolls>(but fees)
>>62559363>No tollslol. Gonna wait until the dumb burgers wake up so they sell some more, I'll buy their cheapies
Hourly peace deal pamp.
>>62559368what stage are we in rntrump saying there's a peace deal or iran saying there are no talks
>>62559363>>62559365There will be no tolls but there will be administrative fees to manage the new Strait authority
>>62559230what the fuck
>>62559368>Iran denies any prospect of a peace deal>Houthis drone strike Saudi airport>"Hmm, I think I'll believe Trump for the 11th time instead of engaging with reality"The finance sector is mentally incapacitated
>>62559225That doesn't make sense because you can buy as many old phones and computer parts as you want, no one looks at Apple and says>you can buy an Iphone 8, so why would anyone buy an iphone 16?
>>62559222japanese candles are different.
>>62559257it was being shilled for 3 weeks since the Big Slide on July 13th (BLACK MONDAY) but like with everything else everyone shorting memory is now going to swing semiconductors the other direction.
>>62559373The market has become paralyzed into a state of autopilot.
>>62559373Kamala is a whore.
>>62559257>buying penny stocks
its amazing that people have stopped posting the "deal when market opens" "death to ayatollah when it closes" meme, despite the fact that it has accurately described every week for almost half a year straight
memory gonna POOMP today
>>62559386incredible kneejerk response
>>62559391I just fell out of a coconut tree
so i guess chinese dram ban soon? they just announced ban on optical receivers, which means all the chinkshit production wont matter
>>62559330>reduce population by 4 billion peopleso remove india, africa and the shitty parts of south america? sounds like an overall better world
75-100% Cash Gang what are we doing this week?
>didn't buy SNeeDK at 1000 to buy KO and play it safe insteadThis shit is gonna open at 1700 on Thursday.
signs of another historic peacedeal are emerging. smart traders are reacting accordingly.
>>62559391>>62559394the character he posted is kamala khan from marvel's miss marvel and she is a whore.
>>62559398Waiting for all my horrible choices in stocks to turn around and give me my money back.>>625593991700 is literally the resistance, if I was a "bought at 1000 guy" instead of a "huge pussy guy" I would sell at 1700 and lock in those profits.
>>62559396Honestly I hope cheetus waits a month. If all memory does like it did in march (recover, then dump back down) along with the september dump, Micron at 800 is the perfect point to buy and ride it up when it posts historically big profits.
>>62559404Well, I just like making fun of kamala harris. Its not any deeper than that.
With the yen carry finished, DRAM collapsing, the AI sales pitch reaching the point where Sam Altman literally says they're building a genie that can grant any wish, the fed straining to hold back on hikes for as long as possible, Hormuz remaining firmly under Iranian control, US allies now seeking redundancy to avoid single points of failure that could be used against them, China becoming energy self-sufficient, and so on, it really feels like every piece of recent news has been screaming that we're at the end of the road for US hegemony.
>>62559407Then you aren't Cash Gang.
>>62559411Thanks, chink. I'll read about it in the Tianenmen Square Tank Man newspaper
>>62559398Losing to inflation.If you have suggestions that aren’t b*nds or AI exposed equities, I am a restless af mumu ready to hear you out.
>>62559412I am 75% in cash, the 25% not in cash is raped to hell by the memory selloff.
I will bake.
Anon you should have bought :(
Nice, new copper ATH
I have acquired 2 AMDs. Should've bought yesterday but fuck me in the ass I guess. This is your top signal, by the way.
>>62559411>Sam Altman literally says they're building a genie that can grant any wishHe's correct though.ENVISIONIt's 2035 and you're in your home office looking over some documents. Your office is 3d printed. Your house is 3d printed. The house is near a white place full of attractive white women. They are in bikinis, sunbathing outside. You get an order. Someone wants 1500 buttplugs, custom made. You fire up your 3d printer after pouring in the plastic. Then you take a nap. Your robot wakes you up. The order is finished. The robot has packaged all the orders into boxes to be shipped out with labels from your laserjet printer. All of this is automated by your personal AI that handles all these tasks for you, designing designer custom buttplugs in autocad. Your personal delivery drone carries the boxes by air to the fortified Mail Citadel, which is protected from roving negros. You hear a knock at the door. Random bikini slut wants to give you a lapdance in exchange for money. Life is good. Outside in the wastes incels and fat chicks fight for AI tokens to stay alive. You're glad you accepted robotics and AI as natural and normal.
>>62559426>>62559426>>62559426>>62559426>>62559426Migrate
New >>62559427New >>62559427New >>62559427Migrate when ready
>>62559398On the verge of breaking and re-entering a TQQQ position with a strict stop loss. Oh, cash has been correct but my resolve is fading
>>62559429Fucking dope. Did you not read. I said I was baking
>>62559428>>6255942926, 27
>>62559428You were first and you linked the previous, so I will go there.Sorry, >>62559429.
>>62559432>Did you not readThey are 1 post apart, kek. I was baking when you posted.We can recycle it.
>>62559422If you need to use Catepilar then you also need copper.
>>62559435>linked the previousKek, I was delayed because I was linking all the unlinked previous threads.We can reuse it if jannies don't delete it.
>>62559416Damn.>>62559415Not yet.>>62559430>resolve is fadingRemember Newton!
>>62559445Well I'm fucking blind. Expected it at the bottom lmao
>>62559490heh, no worries.I put them on top this time as a reminder to the next baker. None of the smg threads in catalog have a Previous in the OP.
>>62559257I did. I got out with a small profit before my position broke even. Now I'm planning to buy back into SOXS at an even lower average price.
BOFA: MICRON PULLBACK IS A BUYING OPPORTUNITY BofA reiterated its Buy rating and $1,550 price target on Micron, calling the recent selloff an "enhanced buying opportunity." The bank expects memory pricing to normalize from 2027–2028, but says fundamentals remain strong. BofA forecasts FY2028 EPS of ~$150, with a bear case of ~$100, still far above the prior cycle peak of ~$12. It also sees China's CXMT as "not a threat in AI" and says strong AI memory demand should continue supporting pricing.thoughts?how long are you al gonna be holding these memorieses?
>>62559624Dont do that unless you like losing money.dont buy inverse leverageds "at the bottom". The usual rules don't apply for them. Even if semis crab, SOXS won't stay at that bottom, it will chop even lower.
ATH? WtfI should just stop trading, nothing makes sense to me.
