>builds companies>doesn't care>is very smart>rocket launcher>thrower of flames>owns AI>owns social media platform>dumps SPCX on retards>first trillionaireTruly baffling. How does he do it? Is it the ketamine?
>>62558880elon looks like THAT??
>>62558880>Unlocks 96% on baggies :D
>>62558880Probably have over 100 childrens around the entire globe
>>62558880Blady benchod buy spacex token 2 days before the unlock my dear friend!
>>62558880is this real????
God making low T baldies choose between raising their testosterone levels or having hair is a cruel joke. Not even Musk or Bezos could escape the dilemma
>>62558898If he was based that'd be true, but it's less than 10 and all in the US.
>>62558979shopped>no idea why he dont roid just to mess around
>>62559162He is a spacex whale with over 60% of the supply.
>>62559167welll nobody question that>he lost 600Bln on that
>>62559169I mean he looks like a whale.
>>62559162See >>62559148He has a hair transplant so he has to take finasteride to keep his DHT levels in check. If he started roiding his DHT levels would skyrocket and his hair would look like shit
>>62558880imagine being such a lard ass piiece of shit that your only hope for ever looking good is some AI slop of yourself
>>62559162Why is his upper torso so bloated? Is his liver inflamed?
>>62559154were*
>>62559351Looks like he is sucking in his belly and artificially straightening his posture
>>62558880> smarthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMQWuWijRgglol what a dumbass
>>62558880ID color checks out
>>62558884working 100 hours per week burns calories
>>62559351He has 4 hearts and 2 pairs of lungs
>>62559448Based Elon cleaning up the woke programmers and putting them in their place. Ian brown is a fucking moron who drove twitter into the shitter. 8 years. He's one of the problems.
>>62558880Its nothing he didits literally just the retards desperate to worship somebodycelebrity culture is crazy and it seems to mostly affects young girls and adult men
>>62559162What's the point in having all that money if you feel like shit all the time
>>62558880>How does he do it?just be the manager of a CIA front. like Epstein and Mossad.
>>62558880still doesn't look good
>>62558880>owns the media.
>>62559148>>62559191Bezos made the right choice. It's unfortunate his prize is a ran-through NFL & NBA groupie.
>>62564248>Bezos made the right choice. It's unfortunate his prize is a ran-through NFL & NBA groupie.wait what? his entire time I thought it was his mom??!?!?!?!?!
>>62558880Too bad he's a fat jew whos not smart enough to figure out your body is the ultimate AI and organic smart android vehicle for your ghost. He's playing with junk like chips and shit when the body holds the only connection to the universe via the pineal gland modem. Jews aren't smart for playing god, they're failure and will remain failures no matter how much they advance even in 100000 years I won't be impressed because they have no souls.
>>62560647> ad hominem is for the weak
>>62558880What's his workout routine??
>>62558880my god the amount of constant non-stop glaze you would hear on social media and this website if elon was /fit/thank god he isn'tthe meat ridding is already unbearable as is
>>62565066i've only seen genuine retards and mutt nazis glaze that lame sperg
>>62559162The great white whale.
>>62558880Start with an emerald mine fortune, then get lucky investing.
>>62560565Based and space marine pilled
you forgot that he's one of the best video gaymers on the planet>first trillionaireThis should require that you hold that valuation for at least a week, if not a month. His "trillionaire" status was due to ghost valuation and he's lost like $700 billion in valuation since
>>62558880what a tank
>>62558880>doesn't carethe rest is correct but this is the opposite of the truth and by far his biggest flaw, he cares extremely much about what random retards on the internet think of him
>>62558880the pt barnum of our time
>>62558880>>62559162reminder that even his hair is fucking fake.this mofo hates humanity because he's ugly as fuck.
>>62568370No that's definitely Donald
>>62558884He was balding before, you know. This is what almost all the money can getcha.
>>62558880 Elon please say bitcoin
>>62558880He's not the first trillionaire thoughever.
>>62570436That nigger was never rich according to actual historical evidence. They invented that because... well i guess niggers had to be the best at something.