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>builds companies
>doesn't care
>is very smart
>rocket launcher
>thrower of flames
>owns AI
>owns social media platform
>dumps SPCX on retards
>first trillionaire
Truly baffling. How does he do it? Is it the ketamine?
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>>62558880
elon looks like THAT??
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>>62558880
>Unlocks 96% on baggies :D
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>>62558880
Probably have over 100 childrens around the entire globe
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>>62558880
Blady benchod buy spacex token 2 days before the unlock my dear friend!
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>>62558880
is this real????
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God making low T baldies choose between raising their testosterone levels or having hair is a cruel joke. Not even Musk or Bezos could escape the dilemma
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>>62558898
If he was based that'd be true, but it's less than 10 and all in the US.
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>>62558979
shopped

>no idea why he dont roid just to mess around
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>>62559162
He is a spacex whale with over 60% of the supply.
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>>62559167
welll nobody question that
>he lost 600Bln on that
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>>62559169
I mean he looks like a whale.
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>>62559162
See >>62559148

He has a hair transplant so he has to take finasteride to keep his DHT levels in check. If he started roiding his DHT levels would skyrocket and his hair would look like shit
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>>62558880
imagine being such a lard ass piiece of shit that your only hope for ever looking good is some AI slop of yourself
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>>62559162

Why is his upper torso so bloated? Is his liver inflamed?
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>>62559154
were*
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>>62559351
Looks like he is sucking in his belly and artificially straightening his posture
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>>62558880
> smart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMQWuWijRgg

lol what a dumbass
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>>62558880
ID color checks out
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>>62558884
working 100 hours per week burns calories
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>>62559351
He has 4 hearts and 2 pairs of lungs
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>>62559448
Based Elon cleaning up the woke programmers and putting them in their place. Ian brown is a fucking moron who drove twitter into the shitter. 8 years. He's one of the problems.
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>>62558880
Its nothing he did
its literally just the retards desperate to worship somebody
celebrity culture is crazy and it seems to mostly affects young girls and adult men
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>>62559162
What's the point in having all that money if you feel like shit all the time
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>>62558880
>How does he do it?
just be the manager of a CIA front. like Epstein and Mossad.
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>>62558880
still doesn't look good
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>>62558880
>owns the media.
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>>62559148
>>62559191
Bezos made the right choice. It's unfortunate his prize is a ran-through NFL & NBA groupie.
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>>62564248
>Bezos made the right choice. It's unfortunate his prize is a ran-through NFL & NBA groupie.
wait what? his entire time I thought it was his mom??!?!?!?!?!
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>>62558880
Too bad he's a fat jew whos not smart enough to figure out your body is the ultimate AI and organic smart android vehicle for your ghost. He's playing with junk like chips and shit when the body holds the only connection to the universe via the pineal gland modem.
Jews aren't smart for playing god, they're failure and will remain failures no matter how much they advance even in 100000 years I won't be impressed because they have no souls.
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>>62560647
> ad hominem is for the weak
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>>62558880
What's his workout routine??
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>>62558880
my god the amount of constant non-stop glaze you would hear on social media and this website if elon was /fit/
thank god he isn't
the meat ridding is already unbearable as is
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>>62565066
i've only seen genuine retards and mutt nazis glaze that lame sperg
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>>62559162

The great white whale.
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>>62558880
Start with an emerald mine fortune, then get lucky investing.
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>>62560565
Based and space marine pilled
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you forgot that he's one of the best video gaymers on the planet
>first trillionaire
This should require that you hold that valuation for at least a week, if not a month. His "trillionaire" status was due to ghost valuation and he's lost like $700 billion in valuation since
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>>62558880
what a tank
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>>62558880
>doesn't care
the rest is correct but this is the opposite of the truth and by far his biggest flaw, he cares extremely much about what random retards on the internet think of him
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>>62558880
the pt barnum of our time
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>>62558880
>>62559162
reminder that even his hair is fucking fake.
this mofo hates humanity because he's ugly as fuck.
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>>62568370
No that's definitely Donald
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>>62558884
He was balding before, you know. This is what almost all the money can getcha.
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>>62558880
Elon please say bitcoin
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>>62558880
He's not the first trillionaire thoughever.
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>>62570436
That nigger was never rich according to actual historical evidence. They invented that because... well i guess niggers had to be the best at something.



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