Give me the money low down on marrying up a caged thot baddie.
>>62559309hot
>>62559309I went with my friend to visit his mom and jail and I had girls straight up cat calling me. I need her to hook me up with conjugal visits. Most were gross
>>62559309There's programs where you can write letters to these women and hook up. Basically you're promising to be a man they can rely on once they're out.
>>62559470>>62559447Sounds like amazing ways to ruin your life
>>62559309she's probably burnt coal, been gaped as a kid, taken alot of drugs, and has 5 stds. Her iq is 30 points below what it could have been before she ruined her life/had her life ruined.Spoiled meat is an understatement. Good fucking luck.
>>62559492Cope.You would raw-dawg inseminate that in a dirty dumpster behind a stinky fast food restaurant if you had the chance.
>>62559506no, i have standards now, i made that mistake once with a dirty chink whore, the anti-biotics i had to take afterwards were a pain. Pass.
>>62559530Jeez...
>>62559309dont see anything wrong or how this could turn out to have been a mistake
>>62559530What if you could get these caged strays lobotomized? I'm sure there's someone out there who does it professionally.
>>62559492>been gaped as a kidShe knew what she was doing
>>62559530Kek one time I had a pimple in my pubes and I went to the doctor and asked if it was an std (as a virgin) and the doctor asked if I have sex and does it burn when I pee. I said no and she held back laughter and said you're fine.
>>62559309what's she in for?
if laser removal was perfected and I could get some brainwash pills for her, would
>>62559309ROI is negative you retard. “Normal”women will already mostly be in the red too. Retard idiot
>>62559309>>62559470terrible idea.
>>62559470>>62560861this used to be regular /pol/ featureany remote vestige of prison ho penpal being an, in any way, passable idea, disappeared the second you googled the bitches actual crimes. There's some way, way Fucked Up bitches in this world. Be careful out there.
>>62561628yeah I think that's where I saw it first. There was a better website that let you search by women very easily. It was hilarious.>I can fix her
>>62559309>ROI on caged female jungle animalsyou probably wouldn't even survive, so it would be like negative infinity
