>>62560642
We need a security guard general. But my favorite one was when I was working at social services. And they had just told shaquiffa she wasn't getting her crack baby back. Bitch was crying and screaming all the way out the door. She didn't do shit though because there were three of us with our pepper spray in our hands and she was gonna get bathed if she fucked up

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>>62560642
Then another one I have that was funny, was this shoplifter stealing makeup at the grocery store. I couldn't touch her by contract, but I did get reeeeeeaaaaally close to her face with my unzipped crotch. And just following her around, making comments. And she wouldn't make a scene because she did actually have merchandise on her. I also look like this unironically. She lost it when she walked out the door and the cops tackled her ass though. Kicking and screaming and spitting. She caught quite the asswhoopin.

>>62560642
>been considering starting my owns security company

I've been considering using it as a potential backup plan if my housing falls through.
Note I need 3 years of generally stable income to properly buy a house.

>Buy a surplus police van or swat APC
>Create logo, flyer and business card
(I've been a branding agent for 6 years)
>Look for damaged or abandoned properties
>Mark down all of the potential hazards and ways in.
>Offer the land owners a "private health and safety" contract to prevent looting or arson.
>Boast of overnight on-site security.
>Charge for the renting of security equipment like cams and door sensors.
>Work a day job, sleep in the van.
>Make money in my sleep, rent free.
>At worst wake up in the dead of night with sirens and pepper spray.

For those who work in security, is this a viable strategy?

You are primary targets. Same function as political party field mercenaries, but less support, less security. You are the first that are going to bite bullets during pitges and cullings

>>62561205
You're dumb.