Fake and Gay Market Edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/
i'm almost back at my ath
MY SHOORRRTSSSS
Check out my digits before this thread >>62561111
I am not benefitting from this pump as much as I wish I were.
>when a bear raises his tone near me
KEEP GOING
SLURP BOTS ACTIVATE
Bobos finna get raped
Why’s it going down
I'm holding VOO because I don't know what to do.
>>62561114I bought SPX puts at ath thinking it was a guaranteed win. Lel.
>>62561127Gotta grow some balls bro
>>62561117STOP THE COUNT
>>62561116You gotta just time the market and flip from bull to bear before the dip.
>>62561125Jews gotta bear trap then slurp
>>62561127SGOV and chill
>>62561130I'm a gril
>>62561130At least he's not full cash.
We are so fucking back!
>>62561130Yeah he should learn how to proparly lose money
I have been investing since I was 28yo and this is the first time ever I went against my emotions and accumulated during these 3 months of crabbing. This has proven to me that only psychopaths make money in active trading long term.
>>62561138Are you korean? :3
>>62561117Witnessed
Chipotle stock is getting the drizzling shits today from salmonella. Could be a good swing trade target.
>Market dumps enoug hthat the 5min is at 70 RSI>OK STOP THAT'S ENOUGH
What's this pattern called?
Cam on MU, go above 900
>>62561151Were so back
>>62561138Can I cook cajun shrimp on you? I'm kinda in the mood for cajun shrimp skewers boss.
>>62561103fuck all smiggers, they told me to sell photonics last week
>>62561151"the american dream"
Ahh there it is again. Being up and feeling guilty, like I don't deserve it.And yet when I'm red I feel nothing
So is it safe to get back in semis and memory or is this just a fake pump leading into AMD earnings?I have some invested but I dont want to jump in too soon and next week ends up being $50 SOXL
>>62561144>only psychopaths make money in active trading long term.Just call them jews
>spacexwtf is this pump?
>>62561151the erection
>>62561164it's going to the moon, bruce
PUMP SPACE SECTOR FUCKIN PUMP FOR YOUR LIFE
>>62561164
>>62561164preparation for a nuclear dump after earnings
>>62561164Nice panties
>>62561164the overall market is organically pumping. the spcx pump is elon setting up a rugpull ahead of earnings day
>>62561164there was a rocket launch about an hour ago
>>62561164Earnings today to btfo the fud
>>62561150First time today S&P cracked below 70, incredible
>goes down>back to retardspike
If you didn’t make money today, I am so sorry. Extinction event for bears, holy shit
who the fuck is making money? all of my stocks are down. only jewish big tech surveillance state niggerstocks that are killing gaming computers are up even though they already have market caps of 5+ trillion dollars.
Kek I'm such a stupid fucking baggie that inversing my instincts has a near 100% win rate
>>62561185They were far too cocky last month and deserve to suffer for itLine goes UP
>>62561190I'm up 200% on the day, maybe you should practice more so you suck less.
>Palantir +30%Satanic really.
if gooks don't fuck me (they always do), I'm about to go on a LEGENDARY run
>>62561190you literally just had to buy VOO. most of my gains are index funds and a bit of INTCel.
Is this the sloppy top?
I should have bought SNXX when it was around $7. Im such a fucking coward
these candles are pretty big boss
>>62561199buying when youre scared shitless is the best time to buy
>>62561199>>62561202how are you guys ever scared dips are awesome
So what happens if there's no deal tomorrow? Does oil go up, or does the market pretend it doesn't remember that oil dumped on hopes for a deal?
>>62561199Buy when bussies are bleeding, even if it's your own
Aight, did Kushner sell his calls yet? Time to pull out of this silly Iran deal.
>made double my monthly salary in gains todaywhy can't it always be this easy?
>up when the market dumps>up when the market pumpsI fucking love schd so much.genuinely one of the few nice things in my lifethank u schd
HOLY FUCK MAN WE'RE UP 140 POINTS, CAN WE JUST GET A FUCKIN 30-40 POINTS DUMP, I DON'T CARE IF IT REPUMPS, BUT FUCKIN MOVE YOU NIGGERS
>>62561132We're going to be flat or even pull back for the rest of the day, I think. I don't think the Market wants SPX 7750
>>62561190What in all of the world are you holding?
>>62561173Short sellers get the rope.
>>62561151>its so over -> we're so back
>>62561217The market wants me to make a bunch of money today, so it's going to go higher boss.
>>62561219not overpriced tech stocks that are up 30x in 6 months
Alright shit's crabbing, I'm off till AMD earnings.
if u ever feel bad just remembearded that theres retards still holding gme which is down like 15% while literally everything else is pumping
>>62561195Literally everyone shorted at open after the big rally so ofcourse they jews pumped it
Jews stone walling 772
Giant green candles all across the 'ol folioOn holiday from work, all contacts offHousework doneReading Berserk deluxe vol 1 that finally arrived todaySummer evening ambience and a cool breeze through the windowChicken tendies for dinnerSticky sugar water and beer aplentyLife is goodWe are blessedMay it long be soAlmost feeling a lil bit... euphoric
>>62561121idgi
>>62561199With the way Sandisk and Kioxia are structured I don't think there's any way sandisk lives up to analyst expectations for earnings. It's already been telegraphed and I would really stress not going long on the dip buy at least until earnings.
>>62561229I just tried that, and then I remembered they believe in something while I don't believe in anything and now I feel worse boss.
Imagine still being in cash
>semis and SaaS mooning together for the first time since the supposed SaaSapocalypseWhat does this mean?
So something really odd happened to me. I live in a predominately jewish neighborhood and I just got home from the pizza shop I work at and this Hasidic man was passing by me with his Talmud clenched near his bosom and he lifts his knee up to his chest and rips a gigantic fart as I walk by. It was truly heinous. I was stunned and didn’t know what to do so I covered by nose and said ew.
>>62561216The market can stay silly longer than you can stay solvent. Just cover.
kek the MA20 on the 3min was the support
>>62561241>lol just buy at ATHsell signal
Palantir is up 30 goddamn percent on 2 billion in earnings with a marketcap more than double that of sandisks's, sandisk will post 10 billion tomorrow. I don't want to hear ANY faggot talking about "the cycle" or "the cycle ending" while SHIT like this keeps happening with fucking tesla, palantir, apple etc. Straight up jeet TA to talk about 'cycles' when shit that barely turns a profit is one of the world's most valuable companies.
>>62561223It wants me to buy high and sell low.
Man this is disgusting, premiums are so all over the place cause le market makers. It shows no rhyme or reason to the value. Reee how am I supposed to buy options!!!
DK earnings call anon are you here?
>>62561252b-but memory a commodity so it's fake money, it's not real 10 b-billion
>>62561244it means ai is not a bubble yet especially with capex budgets being increased for next year
>>62561241Imagine still being a jew
>>62561244Leopold was holding down the SaaSes. He's gone now.
>>62561251Your time to buy the lows was a few days ago, retard.Let me guess, you said "why buy when it'll go lower?"
GLWniggaz. I think we might be back.
>>62561241>mfw sold too early
I slurped some more oil :)
it's not too late to jump on memory if you want to be up 20% by thursday close
>>62561241being in cash was nice desu. I missed the exact bottom but I got to blast my whole load full force into the retard pump
>>62561252Its because its the only AI company that makes a profit
>>62561265>the lowsSPY should be at 240 not 780 retardthe american economy is a jewish playhouse that produces NOTHING of value
>>62561244Double-Shovel
>>62561277>99% of every company in the world is americashut up jeet
>>62561241>we never get a crash>everything just kind of crabs before going higher againI wonder what Berkshire's plan is
>>62561277And you're not making any money on it, despite knowing that?That's the /pol/nazi problem, they don't believe knowing is enough.
>>62561276oh so micron should be worth 3 trillion then right?
IM BACKFUCK YOU TRUMP COULDNT KEEP ME DOWN
What's the likelihood of this peace deal acually going through (for realsies this time)?
>>62561282According to AI retardation yes.
>>62561272If sandisk isn't back at all time high by the 14th, I riot and maybe "dump" some koreans into a bottomless bog. This shit is all so beyond ridiculous.>muh ta>muh rsi>shit like amazon going up 1 trillion is fine though, chart is great
>>62561244It's the inverse of them both falling together on the grounds of "this spending isn't sustainable" so the semi profits were getting top called at the same time the cloud guys were getting punished for too much spend.You have people coming to terms with MSFT spending more and more money into the future on hardware and that they aren't actually going to commit suicide to keep building out.
ugh i feel like a fat piggie just watching my gains just go higher and higher and higher.
>>62561284>>62561271
Does anybody else feel like this market is being a little fake & gay?
>>62561162i think semies aren't going anywhere. they are relatively weaker than the market right now... meaning that SPY candles look much more pumpier than all the semi stocks. the market is more "balanced" now. doesn't mean semis are dumping, but also it isn't going to climb back up with such vigor. thats my opinion
>>62561284It all depends on Israel's ability to practice self control and not bomb Lebanon. So somewhere between "lol" and "lmao"
>>62561284100% likely trump announces there is an agreement and then iran announces that there isnt one.
I'm selling a buttload of naked KODK calls wish me luck
>>62561291Always has been
i went outside and shouted SNEEEDIIIISK at the top of my lungsdid anyone hear it?
>>62561292> A 100% cash chad is talking
>>62561291I said, I don't think they want to break 7750 today.
>Mag7 retard pumping>Memory and Semis recovering back to ATHDid Trump call off the war or something? What did I miss?
>>62561300Come on apes let’s diamond hand some more spy calls
>>62561291of course, why the f are we pumping this hard?
>>62561301He did. But it might be back on the menu later, don't worry.
>>62561301They leaked a "peace plan" that is just another 60 day pause while they negotiate
I bought DRAM calls for Friday
>>62561301>on what news?ON NO NEWS!
>>62561277no crying in the casino, chud
>oil baggies
>>62561294Why can't Iran just say they will never negotiate until all kikes die? Seems like they want to play and drag this shit forever too. They could send troops from Lebanon and invade Israel but they don't
>>62561277>SPY should be at 240 not 780 retard
>>62561309WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE ITYES WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT
>>62561291it didn't feel gay until you showed up
>>62561303You should have told me that at 10am. I think it's flat for the rest of the day and may even pull back a bit in the last hour. I thought that ship getting hit would have stalled any run this AM and got shaken out.
>>62561313What the hell happened to platinum? Did South Africa get nuked?
>>62561315>>62561315>Seems like they want to play and drag this shit forever tooyup, makes trump & the US look weak and gay. Remember, the BEST CASE scenario is things go back the way they were before kikes/trump involvement.
>>62561322It got nigged.
We might soon dump. The MA20 on the 2 min, the support of the day, is rounding downwards.
henlo please keep pumping
Alright we're crabbing. Went from 2500 to 21k, feel like that's good enough
>>62561273Still hesistant. Ive got like 15% of my portfolio in leveraged semi stuff, a lot bought near the bottom last week. So much cash still but idk whether to go all in or if Ill get wrecked on Sandosk earnings and hedgefunds/market makers decide to just dump it all over again
>>62561277Wow anon, what an incredibly original opinion. I can't wait to see you posting your millions soon.
>>62561103>whiter roy
>>62561328>>62561329Or we'll just pump to keep it rising, why not
what's this feeling... I think I remember it vaguely... is this... hope...?
>>62561325Idk man I just want to see Israel and kikes burn and die. I hoped they did that
>>62561331According to my math, all theze holdings will get me close to my ATH of June. Yes I specifically curated it so I could get back there without risking the entire portfolio. Though in retrospect I should've gone in with double the amount last week Wednesday overnight where I got a bunch of cheapies.
>>62561321We unironically need more people to buy calls and gamma rape the market makers but it won’t happen
Show your pizza dick immediately!!
I thought I was doing alright with a 6-digit portfolio in my 30's but I asked ChatGPT how much it would cost to import a life saving drug that is not yet approved in the EU (via Everyone org) and it said $390,000 a year.There's levels to this shit but I always thought it doesn't matter I'll never be superyacht rich. It does matter.
>>62561345He already delivered boss.
>>62561347400k for some meds? just die bro
>>62561347are you dying or something
They’re gonna fake out bobo one more time and it’s gonna pump the last 30 min
>>62561356Not immediately just trying to prevent future organ failure
>>62561347>Super experimental drug that's not even approved yetHave they even done any real testing? It's not powdered deer penis, is it?
>>62561365do we need sad stories now at the ATH? I'm sorry
ATH is actually badit means boomers that invested for 40 years are winning while you don't have buying opportunities
>>62561366It's approved in the US since November. It's legit. The stock is Otsuka Holdings. Yahoo says it's up +60% in 1 year maybe correlated. Maybe if I had invested in stocks making drugs for my disease I could be able to afford the damn things
i'm making a lil too much money today
>>62561365stop drinking
Bear here, if it doesn't dump tomorrow I'm livestreaming my suicide. Just kidding, haha. Or am I?
>>62561377uhm yeah, the boomers don't care though. Their stocks will be at ATH and they won't sell the house because the stocks are ATH.
>>62561379Zoom out, you're still down in the 2 month frame.
I'm not making as much as yesterday so I'm not worried
>sold spy and bought puts the moment before it dumped Lol
>>62561377you had 2 months of buying opportunities, you had three weeks in feb for an even better buying opportunityplus you had April 2025 for an excellent buying opportunityyou lost
We got a good thing going here. Don’t let me down tonight chick bastards. Everyone buys, nobody sells. >>62561349Thanks boss. Botched circ pizza dick is a long time fave.
>>62561384I’m way up brother. I bought the obvious dip.
Bear Trap. We're going to take another run at 7750.
>>62561388>SP500 P/E was only 38, that was a buying opportunity, fucking chud!
>>62561384...barely. Only down from the peak by about 1.05%. And a power hour could fix that.
my obscure mining stocks went up and i was happy but then i now realize that the whole market went up and probably more :/
>>62561392i tried to warn you about exponential growth
OK this market is crazy bullish cuz even bullshit tickersl ike W spiking up 30% after "losing less money than expected" after earnings is insane. Institutions just rotating money back into everything all at once? Or those fuckers setting us up for another rugpull?
>>62561392just wait for the inevitable correction, keep in mind we're more likely to see a 30% increase before we see a 10% regression. dip buyers (like me) will be there every step of the way ;)
I like how nobody has posted this stupid chart in the last couple of days.
/sp/ in the house?
MU doing another run up to the 900 wall, going to do a poo and expect it to be over that when I come back
>>62561401That's because it's only 97% accurate.
>>62561401I'm the one who posts it but it doesn't fit my narrative currently
>>62561206does iran benefit from giving the us everything they want on a silver platter? No? Does the us possess the capacity and the will for a ground operation? Not really? This war will last for the next year at least, and then the tax payer will pay for this (the goyim). You know what must happen tomorrow.
>>62561215based comfy SCHD holder
>>62561398Both are probably true. Now that Leopold is out of the picture, hedgies are piling back in for cheapies. However at the same time they are preparing to rug everyone after we hit a new ATH.
>>62561103i cant take it anymore. i keep blowing up my money. why does the market rally this hard? where is the cool off.
AVWS - Global small cap value index fund is up +25% YTD
>>62561347Shit, I'm legit sorry bro. I'm American and currently getting brain cancer treatments. It's weird to be making as much money as I am, like literally a couple thousand today alone on swinging TQQQ, and still knowing that if my manager pips me out of the company on my annual performance review tomorrow I will lose EVERYTHING to pay out for treatment. I know a lady who it happened to, even, friend of the family who got two years of successful care for breast cancer but her job cut her off leave eventually and now she's just scrambling for the money for her next treatment. Scary world. Family and friends mean everything to me though, I hope you've got people helping you out too because that's equally important in my experience to the money when you go through life threatening illness
>>62561206there will be a deal trust me.
My credit score is the best thing about my life.
>>62561417Good goyim
MM are rotating into NFLX, do with this info what you may.
My bags are pumping bros
Will the American $300 billion naked dogeza finally stick this time?
>>62561392>>62561399UNH is trading at 408 right now and will be 500 by end of year. There is plenty of value you niggers are just retarded
>>62561347What a strange metric by which to measure wealth. Do you or a loved one have a rare disease?
>>62561164Bull trap to lure in more baggies for the next share unlock in a few days
>>62561423your betting on UNH? over the tech oligarchy?when reimbursement rates are going down? when patients are ditching insurance for cash pay? when providers are eliminating insurance altogether? when PBMs and medicare advantage programs are getting scrict government scrutiny?the IQ here i swear
>>62561103Trump gave us the best market the world has ever seen, you can literally never lose. If tech is going bad go to DOW, if Tech is coming back buy the shit out of it. Also its not a War of Iran its a Siege and we are having a blast. We now have golden statues and Washington DC is the most beautiful it has ever been in at least decades. Also Jews are going down and Allah is taking over. Covid is a joevid and Fauci is going to jail.If you don't think America isn't the greatest country on Earth your mouth would be better spent sucking my cock and licking my ass and your typing fingers can jerk me off.SpaceX to 200 again you motherfuckers get loaded up you got 1 hour remaining, its so far beyond anyone else and Elon has fricken space lazer sharks to destroy Iran and Russia. Like everyone wrote off Palantir people are going to never believe how much government spending is going to go towards winning the Military Space Race against China and SpaceX is #1 in that. Ukraine is using flamethrowing robots and if we don't have Optimus robots going full capacity we are fucked hard. Get the fuck in here lads before the full all out narrative shift to Elon 10 Trillion.
>>62561347ionno what it is you're dealing with, but have you considered Mexico or Taiwan? Healthcare in those countries cheap af, and just don't live in a HCOL-area
SPCX will obviously retardpump
I suck my homies cock on the DL. Obviously drumpf is not going to be able to keep this manipulation up any longer and it's time to get out now. What are you buying instead of AI? Are Euro stocks safe?
>>62561416There might be, but this screams earnings dump tomorrow.
Am I the only person worried about this Shrek dick green candle gap up to ATH on SPX?
>>62561432>dieing retards wont give every single penny they win from gambling on tech stocks back to the healthcare systemall money in America ends up @ lawyers or doctors
>>62561439Nah look at the IV
nasdaq has gained 11 % in 3 daysall the AI doomers were wrong again
>**EXCLUSIVE w/@Barnes_Joe** >Iran is considering charging European countries for the upkeep of the Strait of Hormuz. >The proposal, which is not finalised, would see the creation of a “voluntary fund” financed by Gulf countries and some European members of the International Maritime Organisation.>Gulf and European sources said the proposed voluntary fees would help fund the cost of managing navigation, environmental protection, search and rescue and other services in the Strait.>Oman’s plan is based on the existing arrangements for the Strait of Malacca linking the Indian Ocean to the Pacific, where Indonesia, Malaysia and Singapore ask ships to pay a voluntary contribution for services.100% niggertrump's idea
>>62561244It means if if goes up enough I can dump my NOWL bags and my SNXX bags.
>>62561433> If you don't think America isn't the greatest country on Earth Okay we are in agreement. For a second there I wasn’t sure
>>62561446How much did it dump before that?
>>62561437It will be free (taxpayer funded) eventually when it is EU approved and available here, but that could be 5 years. The US healthcare system can be brutal but at least all the new stuff is available.
>>62561448>Iran is considering charging European countries for the upkeep of the Strait of Hormuz.this is so fucking insane and retarded I am sure trump will get away with it and eu is going to pay. lol
>>62561451from ath the dump was about 15 %
>>62561301>Did Trump call off the war or something? What did I miss?Everything the market is doing now are things it did in 2024, 2022, 2021. That July dump was expected but massive compared to what I thought it would be. Now we get 2-3 weeks of pump. Semis go around ATH, then another dump into september.
>>62561444wow this screams 2005. after all that student loan debt and regression in real pay over the past decade that class of worker is glorified factory labor.
>>62561448Based and I hope they keep dumping euros to prop up the yen. Europoors kek
>>62561460>blahblabhblahlook dude they actually make money and if they weren't fudded with the mangioni shit they would be 600 right now
>new hour new pump teehee
>there are people ITT unironically purchasing 1 share of SPY ETF at $722 a share, its highest price ever recorded.how do I profit off this?
>>62561446are those in the movie or is that a meme.. gotta buy tickets maybe
OH LMAO HERE WE GO AGAIN
>>62561448>blow shit up>Europe pays for it>hit all time highkinda based desu
>>62561473if people never bought at new highs the entire chart would go down and to the right, not up
>vix just sitting there.. menacingly
>>62561473your post has been typed countless times since the inception of the Internet.
>>62561392Lots of stocks are still decent bargains bro just buy now and don't stress about missing the bottoms we still got SNDK 1450 52 week 2300 etc etc and SPCX is 125 but ath 225 its definitely not too late.
>>62561477 huge reddit truism. did you know you have to breathe you must inhale then exhale wooowww this is deep
SOXL IS STARTING TO PUMP UP AGAIN AIIIIIEEEEPLEASE MR TRUMP, NO MORE WINNING
Korea is diversifying into gold as a response to the KOSPIocalypse.
Letttttsssss gooooooo
Stonks
>>62561478September vol seasonality is coming.
oil lol
>>62561485perfect now someone has to short gold.
>>62561484
Please, Mr. Mumu...I'm tired...Can we stop pumping for a minute?
>>62561483what's your economic theory of people not buying new highs but still making money?
>>62561474i dont think they are in the movie
Call me at the generational top.
The market must actually believe that this time there will be a deal for real because the US is giving up.
>>62561497Gold correction is over.
>>62561499if you successfully bought every micro dip the past 2 months you'd be up 4-5% easy>>62561465i can't argue with retards. good luck on your insurance stock
you all didn't get shook out of your positions right before the market decided to head back to ATHs did you? You didn't paperhands and lock in your losses last week or blow up your accounts on too much leverage did you?Anyways, nice to see the market go back to being a bull after the weak chaff is seperated.F to the ones we lost over the past month
>>62561506deals dont matter because they are meaningless and dont hold
YOU AMERICAN SHITS STOP BUYING JPYI HAVE JAPAN TRIP NEXT MONTHI CANT HAVE JAPANCOIN MOON
>>62561164Bro the shitting this stock has been doing is inorganic as fuck, its still basically a God Tier company maybe it was overpriced but its always been Robinhood Millennials who have 0 reason to keep their stocks just constantly permadumping imagine 850,000 people (not joking) who got the IPO and they just sold for cheapies to get some luls money. That kind of selling pressure is killing a otherwise good stock. Then there is also the whole "lockup period ending" if these earnings are good it actually will not matter. The insiders won't dump because of Greater Fool Theory. Anyone who knows what they are bought into knows SpaceX is going to basically be a top ten company for the next 30 years its fucking real life Wayland Yutani from Alien. You can buy it at a 10000% discount. This is like some buying 1999 Apple at 15 dollars shit right here maybe not quite that good but most zoomers and younger gens haven't had this generational wealth stock yet unless they got lucky on SNDK this will actually be it as long as todays earnings goes well. I will go full port nest egg if it actually goes to 60 a share. One thing people aren't factoring in is this stock is LOW FLOAT for a major stock.639 million shares. It can ride on air with the trillions of dollars that can trade on it.50 minutes left.
>>62561517It's basically a surrender but Iran let's the US make it look like a deal out of goodwill
>>62561506usa is flailing and spazzing out in their loss against iran, who knows why bussy is pumping our bags
>>62561520I am actually planning to travel to Japan before 2030. I hope they enter hyperinflation so I can go there as a god.
>>62561520Just buy JPY before it goes up?
>>62561502>what's your (retarded nigger babble)?you may short stock, to say you only make money when line go up is silly, and its obvious you are brainwashed cattle who needs line up and to the right for the world to make sense to you. clearly there is no other way for things to be done. makes you wonder how economies functioned before charts doesnt it keek>inflation?le bad!>capital asset inflation?le good!
>>62561517tfw no savage gf
>>62561517I'd like to wrap my meat in her dough.
>>62561530I DONT BUY SHITCOINS
>>62561509>luckI don't need luck. They make infinity money and they are doing share buybacks
>>62561506If they believed brent would be down to 72 like it was on the MoU news. We're not entirely there yet.
>>62561506The Iranians have said nothing. Syrian forces are spotted near Iraq’s border and mobilising (Syrian plan again). Could be about to activate the jihadi salafist groups (head choppers). The point being. Until this is actually seen in publicly agreed to by Iran. Then the ass could fall out of the rally very fast. So be careful. I’m not leaving anything in markets overnight until this plays out over next few days. Smaller gains sure. But I don’t want to be rugged by the Trump inside gang.
>>62561474you would not have heard of the movie because no one would be complaining about it if those were in the movie
>>62561533the great leader can just kidnap one as he does
>>62561520should have hedged your currency position dumb gaijin
>>62561508Not yet. Buy and sell the highs and lows for a bit more.
>>62561542I know he just looks sad in that pic
>>62561532>short everything forever! why would I choose to make such a historically poor decision? what incentives would a company have to list themselves if the market simply shorted every stock to zero? your idea would see each ticker rangebound between IPO and 0
ASTSCOIN UP 11%SPCXCOIN UP 11%WTFTFSPACE TO THE MOON
>>62561529sorry chud the US's favorite vassal is making a comeback
>>62561173Despite the trillions in debt?
It’s all so tiresome
>have 1 mil>dump it all into VOO & chill for cozy 10% ish yearly gains>DCA my wages and gambling profits into it which amounts roughly to 40k>8 figures in 10 years and retire in my late 40sis this a good plan?
Is there a shorthand equation for calculating yearly interest based on daily compounding %?
>>62561558trillions?debt?BULLISH
>>62561554Patience, we're still pre-earnings.
>PLTR +30%wow
DEBT ISNT BADYOU CAN ALWAYS REFINANCE
>>62561558>>62561564just wait until we have quadrillions in debt. so fucking bullish. I'm not even joking line goes up forever
I heard the houties sank a ship in bab el mandeb
>>62561571Priced in (discount)
>>62561571Don't worry, they do that all the time! What's one more ship sank? What's one more Palestinian shot by Israelis? I'm sure neither of the sides in this conflict will mind.
>>62561569people doin't seem to realize that if you have trillions in debt, then there are trillions of dollars that just got spent sloshing around the economy looking for something to buy
Oil baggie Gavin hasn't posted today since the oil dump. Did he do a backflip off a tall landmark?
>>62561539>The Iranians have said nothingHas the new gay Ayatollah even said anything at all? Like, even just 1 recording?
Okay I got DRAM calls, AMD calls, and DIS calls. LETS FUCKING GOOO~!~~~~~~#Boss
>>62561568refinance where, michael?
PALANTIR WHAT THE FUCKKKK
>>62561585He's a vegetable, but Islamic law prohibits killing him by unplugging life support, and he is still in charge too.
>>62561585No. He's probably dead or heavily disfigured. He was right next to the rest of his family when they got blown up.
>>62561586I hope they are all ITM
>>62561586DIS had 2x 1B+ movies this quarter and then laid off all the employees that made them lmao. They are going to pump so fucking hard
>>62561562well yeahthe entire point of broad index funds is to preserve wealth10% per year on average for 1 mil starting is fantastic
Holding my SPY puts. If it somehow opens green for another generational run I'll just hedge it and buy calls, but I absolutely doubt there won't be a major pullback from today
>>62561562it wont be 10 figs in 10 years1 mil base investment + with 3k invested each month on top of that will be roughly 3m in 10 years of timeminus inflation, also the 10% is probably too high expectatio for the next 10 years
>>62561586>I have the same plays as baggiegrim
>>62561562>>62561598no you should not retire in your 40s on the assumption you'll get a reliable 10% a year in real gains for another 40+ years. Are you insane?
>>62561590>60% in one day for PLTUimpressive, very nice
When can i sell
>>62561600>also the 10% is probably too high expectatio for the next 10 yearskekmaybe if we werent in post covid world10% per annum is pretty rookie shit
>>62561602Contrary to popular belief, I am one of the best traders ITT boss.
>>6256158680 delta and 180+ DTE yes? Or are you a degen?
Pretty unbelievable day. We are gonna make it lads
How much of this is hedgies fucking with leopold?
My SPY monthlies investment has already increased in value by 5%
>>62561562if you have 1m you can retire on qqqi right now and more than triple your gross income. let the taxes come, you'll be ok even after you pay the government jew. reinvest everything you don't spend and grow your income faster
SPX 7750>SPX 7750SPX 7750>SPX 7750SPX 7750>SPX 7750SPX 7750
>"I want to give them every last chance before decapitation," Trump told reporters Monday. "You'll find out today or tomorrow — it's not very complex."Taco Tuesday and Wednesday super pump incoming.
>>62561603why
>>62561608Maybe nominal sure, but real gains will never ever amount to 10% a year on a 40 year timeframe.
LMAONASDOG UP 2.85
>>62561506I think they're pricing in that everyone is going to cope with the new normal.
>>62561619what he gonn do? kill their leaders again?
all these gains are making me very horny. big goon session later on. who else here feels like that?
>>62561608it depends on inflation a alot, if inflation is super high then the 10% does not matter as inflation eats lot of the purchasing power of gainsbut historically market been so hot lately you run eventually in long periods of consolidations
>>62561610These are more like 45-55 deltas, with 3 days till strike.
>>62561622need to hedge trumpcoin with something better sadly
>>62561619Fuck he gonna do? All he's got is nukes. Israel doesn't even spit in his direction despite dragging him into this, instead focusing on expanding their lebensraum behind his back. The rest of NATO doesn't give a shit either because it's not a defensive war.
>>62561619That's an old post, you should look for newer more relevant posts. That post has been priced in like 4 or 5 times now boss.
>>62561626why not buy a hooker
>>62561610>180+ DTEdidn't know smg had people over 60
>>62561609>jewish pedophile is a good traderChecks out fr fr
>>62561635That it's old makes it funnier.
>>62561609Alright nigga ima trust you just this one time
>>62561637don't listen to him, he probably wants you to be 60-40 equities and bonds so you miss out on these sick gains and all the fun boss.
>>62561630Too risky for me, with all of the flip flopping this summer. But who knows maybe the market is predicting thhw Iran deal stocks this time cuz it's almost midterms season and Trump wants a clean slate.
POWER HALF HOUR PLEASEWE CAN'T SLOW DOWNDON'T STOP NOWKEVIN
>>625616203-4% withdrawal rate is conservative for a good folio, bear case thesis sees us getting 6% YoY growth over the next decade. you cannot assume we will get infinite 10% gains YoY that's just silly. you could retire in 1 mil but you're living in an apartment or manufactured home
>>62561635the tweet is old but the post isn't. this faggot makes new threats every week and taco.
>>62561620because of sequence of returns risk. The market may average 10/year for 40 years (doubtful), but if there's a crash in his first ten years, then he's withdrawing and killing his principal while prices are most depressed.
>>62561609>popular beliefsmg has at most 100 regularsyou are the diva of this fagboard congratz
>>62561641Don't do this, it's how I got AIDs
>>62561590Jews won
>>62561646Oh it's gonna be a power hour. Power fucking down that is
AMD is going be 600 bucks tomorrow
>>62561641amazin
HmmmmmHmmmMmmmmYes this will do>leveraged 5xAlright boys if this shit is really going back up this position is equivalent to 5x leverage at some point
>>62561650>>62561648Guys, that's a meme. Anyways, somebody might like your replies.
Take profits before market closes. Dont be stupid. There is no deal.
>>62561655I sure fucking hope so because I put my goddamn money in there (wish I put in more).
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DIS bros its fucking tanking. Don’t they know about Toy Story?
>>62561660nobody cares about the dealits all AMD and SPCX start of the new goldenpump
>>62561660It looks like they're close. Iran just needs to stop being a bully, and charging protection money on people traversing the straight. You know what we do to bullies right boss?
Amd feels overvalued to me
>>62561669Elect them to the highest office in the land
>>62561448If we weren't in clown world - which values social media headlines way more than reality - nobody would give a shit about what is actually happening at or to the strait of hummus.People are only faking its importance because it generates headlines which are the main conducting elements of reality nowadays.Every fucking le expert has been wrong assuming any economic importance to anything going through that strait...
>>62561685>im not standing in a bread line so its fake news
