SPY 777 edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/Previously on /smg/>>62563979
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>>62564610i know that look from somewhere...
C'mon Disney, just go up another 3 buckies and help me get the taste of Lisa Su's matted up bush out of my mouth boss.
>the "peace deal" is exactly the same as before>which means this whole thing depends on Israel not breaking it by hitting Lebanon
>>62564617Those are big rats.
DISNEY CHADS?!?
>DIS might as well buy railroads
>>62564623The account is a goldmine not of information but of TA schizophrenia https://www.tradingview.com/chart/DXY/VZ6VILYg-America-Just-Became-Japan-s-Central-Bank/#chart-view-comment-form check the seethe in this thread when people made fun of him for his silly charts
>>62564626I despise you with every fiber of my being baggot but I'll call a truce on this one, we need 105
>I fear not the man who has made 10,000 peace deals but I fear the man who has made one peace deal 10,000 times.
>>62564626I'm dumping on you at 103 and 106. lmao. loool. my average is 98 get wrecked nerd.
>>62564638that's my chart
>>62564641kek
Hang in there oil bros
>>62564631UUUU
>>62564639Well good morning to you too boss.
>this time it’s different
>>62564635I was expecting it to go down, why
Today will be the most volatile day
>>62564641>>62564647Samefagging anime troon
>>62564645such a gem mine
>>62564659Cape shit
>>62564659>nigger retard shorts the bottomYOU RETARDS NEVER CHANGE
>>62564659They pulled back some of the woke shit, and they're releasing new movies in time to drive up demand for the new toys they're going to be selling for x-mas boss.
y tiddy
>>62564626Sell signal
I smell a giga slurp on AMD. What do you guys think? It'll jump up to 509 instantly.
>>62564663>How can a setup be wrong
>>62564662this is an anime website nigga
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
I'm not ready
>>62564675This is an everything website.
>>62564677:58
>>62564679
>>62564677AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHSELL SELL SELL
>>62564684anything but that...
>>62564677NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ...
>AMD
How is it called when a ticker is so illiquid your market order is not coming through>BDRY
HOLY FUXK EVERYTHING IS TANKING SO HARD
>it's dumping
Buy your puts/calls accordingly guys, we got a 50/50 chance
>>62564696it either profits or it doesn't
GOOGL marines, LETS FUCKING GO BACK TO 400$.
>my tech shortsIt’s habbin agin. Fug.
Man I'm so annoyed with SKHY, fucking Koreans, the day I go green with this I'm selling off immediately
>>62564677>58
>>62564696Was supposed to be Tuesday maybe Wednesday, now we moving it to Friday? KEK
>>62564701breakevenGODS
please man i got nowhere to go
LET'S ONLY PUMP AGAIN ALL DAY LE'TS GO
>micron 900
>>62564696>Indian girl says stock market is a shitcoin
>>62564701Yeah I'm getting out of the memory play if it ever goes back to $170. I thought gooks would stabilize after getting margin called, but they are rotten people to the core.
I missed the AMD low. Set order price at 480, got too greedy.
LAWD IT"S PUM- oh no wait OHHHH IT'S PU- uh oh...fffffffuu
picotop is in
I'm not confident in the ELF earnings reaction, bros.
wtfwt?!?!
>SNDK dumpingIt's time to kill myself
>Apple red yet againIt's going to be 3 months of crabbin' I can feel it
WE'RE PUMPING
Kek spcx baggies>>62564677Checked but it’s joever
>>62564722it is setting up for the niggerpump of the decade after earnings
>>62564660
>NVIDIA simply niggerpumping
is the dump in the room with us? niggers, my short is getting wrecked
probably a good sign that my port is so mixed we're not just everything niggerpumping againgood and healthy balanced market
should I just KMS?t. value investor
>>62564695patience young padawan
>>62564733Good
>>62564737SCHD is up 20% for the year. how much more pump do you want?
Sold my RIOT too early
NOOOOOO DON'T COOL DOWN; POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP
okay I lied everything is niggerpumping again
WHY IS SPACEX DUMPING AHHHH
Person of colour pumping
>everything I own is down except gold minors and Mexican coke
>SPCXlol lmao
Well I lost about 7 grand on AMD, you got a sure thing I can throw $1000 at to recoup all my losses by end of the day boss?
>>62564737>value investor >didn’t buy SaaS Come on now
and with that, Micron University will never fall below 900 again
>SOXLDo we dare to hope
>>62564756advance money destroyer strikes again
>>62564756Sneeddisk, I'm sure it won't dump on earnings too
What and why
BOBOS ARE FUCKED! SOXL GANG CHECKING IN
We are volatile
SNeed will gigapump after earnings. Too bad I don't own any.
>ShartX ruggedLol. Lmao
>>62564756Why would you not buy and hold a volatile stock?
>>62564737kek value investors roping already
>>62564764Sneed and Deeds doesn't post until after the close, how the fuck is that going to get me my money before the fucking close boss?
Just fyi the oracle chart says today will crab
>>62564769One of their rockets just crashed into the moon at 9000 km/h lol
>sold the axti nigger pump againoh my god I'm cumming
>>62564751SPCX baggies are so funny >literally every other "AI" company dumped after earnings >ALL of them except one fluke, a statistical certainty >even the ones with actually strong fundies had their shares dump on good earnings >"n-no, my zero-profit zero-product scamshit company run by an african is different"
BOBROS WE ARE SO BACK , ITS NIGGER WEDNESDAY
>>62564774How does it work
>>62564724I hope so I've flipped 300-305 to 310 like 6 times so far
I’m betting small and feeling fine
>>62564774Except we've had green futures, close and open for several days in a row now, so that's worth about as much as your horoscope.
>>62564781
>zoom out>every tech company is slowly bleeding out
>>62564785Bet big don't be a pussyyou aren't you man enough
Guess I picked a pretty good time to get in on the semi dip.
uh oh
>>62564781It doesn't. If something was 97% accurate then it wouldn't be.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
HOLY PAMPS
>>62564792
just gotta free up some liquid captial before spacex tomorrow
wtf do i buy everythings so high
>>62564756SpaceX might just suddenly pump back into green before close, but you're asking for too much. SanDisk will single-handedly restore belief in the AI-trade and bring back the trillions people just left rotting over the summer, mostly because pre just assumed nobody would buy RAM or NAND again now that the yellow people poured a bunch of money into CXMT, meaning expectations are so low, a $1 profit is enough. You'll make your money back from MUU or SNXX after hours. Hell, hold it overnight. Don't bother exiting over a little post-euphoria crab. You could also wait for a false pump on SpaceX and enter SSPC. Damn! We missed out on that.
>>62564696Everything has a 50/50 chance. It either happens or it doesn't.
>sold the axti niggerpump top>get to do it again>casual 14 gorillion annual returnking shit
lmao bro just pump everyday
>>62564789Se yesterday we had green future and green day so we will carb today?What does The C F and O stand for
>>62564817certified forklift operator
Far too many smiggers sitting in SOXS praying on my downfall, may allah smite these smiggers
>Worried AMD will dump 10% (still might desu)>Turns out I'm still way up since I bought during the previous dump offAll is well in the world
>>62564808I"ma just buy 100 of these $777 spy calls and wait for $780 SPY to dump them and double my money boss.
>>62564822not a good look homie
>>62564822I'm actually shorting SOXS>why not just long SOXLGood question ... it's a riddle
>>62564696deal will fall through, next week will bring 2 more historic victories, followed by another historic peace deal the week after. we will melt up the entire time.
>>62564826Tom is the Muslim, and Jerry is the Jew. If you've ever watched the cartoon you would come the realization that the Jews will never be defeated by the claws of the Muslim boss.
Justb roken market
>>62564831Based. An actual deal might be bearish but we can pump infinitely on news of a deal.
inverse slurp
>>62564825Not financial advice, btw. You can't sue me.
>>62564774>>62564789>Believing this low tier baitYou deserve to have all of your money taken from you. You either move up with the market or you enter wrong and it moves against you, 2 outcomes. How you handle the move after this and exiting is what sets aside pros from gamblers. Stop trying to overcomplicate a simple process to mindcope on why you're losing.>>62564638>>62564663Indian coping
I'm no expect but I think masturbating to completion to my trade history this week qualifies as irrational exuberancetread carefully smiggers
>>62564841>You can't sue me.That's where you're wrong. You can sue anybody for anything. Its up to the courts to decide if they're going to hear the case or not boss.
>>62564838Oh, I almost did that for SNDQ while it rose to $1300 and narrowly avoided rape. I wonder who that flying bull got.
>US ISM Services Index Jul: 54.1 (est 54.5; prev 54.0)- Prices Paid: 70.3 (est 65.0; prev 67.7)- New Orders: 57.2 (est 55.9; prev 55.1)- Employment: 47.4 (est 51.2; prev 51.2)lmao high prices, low employment
>>62564849>there are several anons and thousands of other traders who got in on SNDQ at the top of mount stupid.
wtf wtf wtf wtf?!
>>62564846>smigger hypno porn
finally, rational market
SOXL sisters, DO SOMETHING
>>62564861yeah, totally, only a leg higher and not even trying to come down
>>62564862If we all together buy all the semitruck conductors then we can corner the market
>>62564859>bull spread PMV goon session (cum countdown) part 12
Oil is just rugging for the fun of it because the strait is open and the deal is totally done
NIGGERS
>>62564864We are green again
THEY CAN'T STOP THE BUYING
>>62564849>while it rose to $1300While SNDK rose, I meant.
I think I give up shorting, this is just retarded
I'm so leveraged couple % movement on SOXL and FNGU stops me outLet's play nice today okay bobo?
>bobos gloating>SOXL still rapinghmm
But for real 2 gap up days to ATH on the SPX is concerning.
So uh, cell tower reits are shitting themselves
If you zoom in enough, SPY candles look like an overstacked BLT the way it's bouncing off 777.
>>62564877Not after it consolidated for 2 months straight
Spy puts? Anyone else?
Man, I forgot unlike when the RSI is oversold the market can actually crab at overbought RSI. Even on dogshit data and mortgages was also bad
>>62564814We had a whole month of blood red sharting
>>62564877I took my 15% profits and now I'm scared to buy back in.
It's green today.
>>62564877Yeah, usually we get a significant dump, then a gigapump. This time we moved straight from a minor dump into the gigapump without warning.
>>62564885Exactly we been edging for months
>>62564877market is hedging next fed meetingif they don't hike in september everything will guga ultra pump to price in 2 years of runaway inflationreal returns will probably be 5-10% while everything goes parabolicbut if they do hike you'll it dump before a nice little christmas pumpI'm retarded and do drugs though so don't take my word for it
>>62564891that was crabbing and we pumped higher in 3 days
>>62564899Checked. He’s just gonna walk out and say price stability 35 times in a feminine voice and leave
>>62564896pan to the left many such cases in history
I don’t trust this market
>>62564899>christmas pumpSANTA RALLY
We lost the tatakaru ... it's a red day in the SOXL ...
>MU finally over 900Is this it? Is it finally going back to 1k+?
>>62564853>larger profit marginssounds bullish.
welp at least my minors are doing something
Stocks go upStocks go downNever a miscommunication(YOU) can't explain that.
>>62564906hol up, a couple other rallies coming first
Musk talks about going Nvidia only for his ridiculous space data centres and nvda pumps even though the idea is clearly retarded as spcx is dumping again
He is up every woman ass that comes outside like nobody dont notice. They dont want to fuck your depressed ass.
>>62564886*crickets*
>>62564910I solded my MUU so I need it to go back down for a while if you don’t mind
>>62564914NGL that half day black Friday is always kino.
>>62564914Market always dumps for communism appreciation day boss.
>>62564667>They pulled back some of the woke shitThat will be a temporary delaying tactic at best. The brand is crap and every parent in America knows it.
holy silveri'm about to FOMO
THE US TREASURY JUST REMOVED SANCTIONS ON IRAN
>>62564906>>62564914It's the NFL Preseason Rally. Happens every year.
>>62564817close, futures, open
>>62564931Have I been posting with /nfl/ schizos this whole time?
>>62564934
The current backdrop for integrated energy is highly constructive. And that’s assuming a peace deal materializes and the conflict ends. SPR releases are running out of steam and will eventually need global replenishment. Refining margins are bouncing around all time highs and additional capacity is no where in sight. Mid term is looking very strong.
>>62564921Fuck you. I just bought some.
I can't read
>it did something
>>62564844Was that your trading view account? KEK >>62564867Wouldn’t touch it honestly, wait for a rug down to 60’s then maybe
>>62564934>futures
Question of the Day:Do I invest in commodity ETFs linked to food prices? The Iran conflict isn't going to end anytime soon, El Nino is in effect, and we're well into the 2026 harvesting season. Drought in Thailand and Cambodia means 19% reduced yields, and that was projected BEFORE the Iran cookoff sucked off oil from the region, spiking input costs.Do I look at etfs like WEAT, CORN? Is there anything I'm missing?
>>62564937Poor >loins. Maybe this year.
>>62564948Coffee and oranges are in an interesting situation as well.
>broke my rule to not buy until 1 hour has passed on sneeddisk>going downPULL UP PULL UP
Sneaking suspicion that we niggerdump tomorrow.
>>62564949Hope is eternal.
>Jacqui Heinrich>@JacquiHeinrich>There is some reporting that Treasury removed Iran-related sanctions from its website. A Treasury official tells me, “This is not indicative of any shift in U.S. policy toward the Government of Iran, the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps—Qods Force, any designated terrorist organization, or any person who supports or acts on behalf of any of these. Today’s removal was done as part of the normal administrative process upon review of the specifics related to FBA.”>Here’s what happened:>—OFAC removed sanctions on Fly Baghdad Airlines (FBA) and its two aircraft. FBA is being removed from the SDN List after having submitted petitions and going through the administrative reconsideration process. FBA has demonstrated major changes to their operations such that their listing is no longer warranted. Information confirming that FBA petitioned or their communications and representations to OFAC is not information that we would share externally. >—Counterterrorism and Iran-related removals are not indicative of any shift in U.S. policy toward the Government of Iran, the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps—Qods Force (IRGC-QF), any designated terrorist organization, or any person who supports or acts on behalf of any of these. >—Today’s removal was done as part of the normal administrative process upon review of the specifics related to FBA.HOLY KEKED, TOTALLY NORMAL REMOVAL, ACTUALLY DIDNT' EVEN READ THE HWOLE THING BECAUSE >>62564943
my SOXL is concerning me I think I need to get out of this 3x levered ETF at some point
SOXL rugging!
>>62564952On no news at that.
WTFWT?!?!?
BOBO!11
at last, generational top
>QQQ redTime to dump I guess
RIP to whomever bought at 7790
To coaster is rolling more than usual today.
The first time I sodlded at the right timeWatch this go back to green and more now that I made this post
>>62564947>futures
The line is oscillating.
>>62564886bought 2 puts @ 775
>>62564920
why is SNDK crabbing down when it's been mooning the past few days and earnings are this afternoonthis is either more market manipulation or more market retardation, can't tell which
my turn
>>62564978It's both>shorts don't want to get liquidated>retards think china will sell all teh RAM in the US (sndk sells fucking nand not ram)
>>62564899What type of drugs? This is relevant
I hate when you're in a trade and it moves against you, so you average down, and then it keeps moving against you, so you want to cut your losses, but you know as soon as you do it'll reverse.... Fuck this shit boss.
>>62564981kek
>>62564984If he does amphetamines I'm inclined to believe him.
GTE niggers! colombiana esposas for everyone!
>>62564934I don't watch Football.
>>62564950Yeah its pretty much everything, but its like the market hasn't priced it in because of the lagging FAO commodity projections. Guess I'll buy some calls and find out.
It's going down, down, in an earlier round.
>>62564990Depends for how long. If he binges he's delirious.
>>62564990Yes. Uppers and/or heavy psychedelics would be reasonable.
AAAAAAND all my shits red again
>>62565005kek
>>62565006give the buttfucking a rest gaylord
tfw my DIS doin a lil sumthin>>62564996the guy on the right looks like an adam sandler character of what a black guy looks like
>>62564984I'm boring weed lmao on weekdays sometimes coke on weekendsnever when I'm trading though
>>62564985Losers average losers
It's crazy how every single fucking stock is tied to the price of semiconductor stocks like how shitcoins are tied to Bitcoin. The crash is going to be fucking brutal
>>62565008I'm being financially ruined and you're laughing at me
>>62565015If I could just pick winners I would be ruling the whole world already boss.
>>62565013also to clarify I don't smoke I just do edibles before bed and sleep like a baby
I’m continuing to DCA in to Roundhill’s T-REX 2x RAM etf.Thank you for your attention to this matter
How come Uranium is pumpin'?
>>62564985Just keep averaging in we’re going to 8000 today on the SPX
Where is the dip anon on this fine Wednesday morning? No skoal or packed lips?
>>62565034is it ? my UUUU is dumping as we speak
>>62565035I just sold my calls. I know you're trying to trick me into losing everything. I ain't falling for that shit again boss.
please just fucking go back up please
>>62565040UEC and DNN are green.
>>62565032>YFWDBWDSM
>>62565042I have yet to even buy in.
Late longs wiped, time to pump. Sorry bobotrannies
>>62565024Reasonable. You're not sleeping though, you're drugging yourself unconscious.
A litle bit of red in America.Driving a bit some of my portfolio downBut still very green overall.A slight market correction day after all the euphoria of the previous days.A realization maybe that no deal is in sight.To be expected.Tomorrow is the big one.SpaceX will move a lot of atention.Day of expectations today.Good to look for rotation.
>>62564985>tripfag getting heemedgood
>>62565013I bet you lost a lot of money in weed stocks
>>62565054Suck my Big D faggot.
Market makers gonna teach us a lesson today I guess
>>62565050my SL is at break even, suck my fat cock
>DIS crabbing all day to kill optionsthis is why I buy shares. God I hate kikes so much
Wow soxl is as red as my thighs... may buy some. My fabric to skin ratio was the lowest on the entire beach, got a lot of attention today. Nice is great, its like a wes anderson movie only its filled with nearly naked women. Sunburnt real bad so gonna spend the next two days at monte carlo doing martingale spins
>>62565077It takes a true chad to be the only guy in a speedo.
>>62565071nigger
wat
>Gold
300 soxl @ 131.28
>>62565077I hate beaches, they remind me of my time in Normandy boss.
>goes down>spikes up>goes down>spikes up>is still green
>>62565077Based
>>62565086hey it reminds me of last month when S&P dipped like a full 2% for like one minute and then bounced back like nothing happened some big retard moving money around probably
>>62565086just volatility things
>market makers today
how and why the fuck did MAIN pump so hard in the past 6 weeks?
oh my god it's the MA20 on the 1h
>Iran's Foreign Ministry Spokesperson: A joint announcement by Oman and Iran is in the final stage if certain third parties do not interfere.kek
>>62565108>if certain third parties do not interfere.
fuck shoulda dumped a bag in UAMY when it was at $5 was too caught up on semi and space sector news
>>62565108He's talking about the Jews right boss?
>>62565108>guess
it looks like critical minerals / rare earths back on institution's radar
>>625651080.000001 milliseconds until Israel starts bombing muslims
>>62565108>certain third partiesyeah i hate those third parties
>>62565120It never stopped. Iran has been very silent about it but it was a MoU point that's not met at the moment.
>market perfectly tuned>punishes 3x leveraged investing>punishes bears>rewards 1x unleveraged investing:D *sips coffee* :)
>>62565122Hey, I happen to make a living as a third party boss.
>>62565088sold at 134.13, just below vwap
>>62565124>immediately nigger shits or pumps 10% based on whatever will fuck over the most people
>>62565108>(((certain third parties)))
>>62565108Is Iran retarded? Why are they helping Trump crash oil prices?
just wanted to get a spin in, that's enough for today. that's a weeks wages for some people... gotta get to the gym. babe i wish you were here to blow on my dice, also the beaches are all stones, not a grain of sand at all, and the water is so blue you would not believe it, i've never seen anything like it
>>62565135Oil jumped $2 in the last 10 minutes I think we are in for a reverse V on SPY.Iran's best aim is damaging the US/Global economy enough that they get what they want, the longer this drags out the better for them.
>>62565124>PunishI'm up 25% for the week on my 3x leverage.
>immediate spike up, what even is that
>>62565135their economy has been fucked for awhile and this shit only made it worse. They do want this over but they want it on their terms and maybe trump offered them enough cash to walk.
This was the bottom, if you didn't buy here, you missed it.
>>62565152Alright I'll buy back in. Lets fucking go!!!!!#Boss
MUU save me
>>62565152>>62565152anyone who timed that perfectly made 6% in two monthson a boring index fundincredible value
>>62565150>public reports that US is almost out of interceptor missiles>completely out of certain types of offensive missiles>global oil reserves almost running out (except in China)>Trump completely fucked in the polls>give up right before the blockade yield results Makes no sense.
Seems like a crab day ngl
My puts are doing a lil summinI shorded :3
772 support rejected
New>>62565164New>>62565164New>>62565164
>>62565124this is how it SHOULD be but the market is also gay and goes up and down and loop de loops based on literally nothing
>>62565158>right before the blockade yield resultsIran has been operating at a loss under sanctions for almost 50 years, boss. They are more resilient to economic pressure than America is to high gas prices. Remember, 2007 was preceded by gas prices almost doubling in 2006.
>>62565038Nothing seems slurpworthy right now
>>62564805>wtf do i buyCASHASH
Allah smite these pigeons holding SOXS
>>62565147but you would have been down a whole bunch because of the crabbing/pullback of the last few monthsthat's my point
