>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/Previously on /smg/>>62564610
>S&P at ATH >tech still not recovered from its June ATH where does it go from here?
I hope you slurped AMD It finna pop like crazy soont. knower
> nows
Well, I'm leaving my limit buy order on SNDK for $1090. I predicted the earnings result. By, fags. I warned you, btw. Even if it doesn't come into fruition, I'm still not looking.
I'm making a little bit of money today but it isn't doing anything for me... I need turbo giga nigger green like yesterday.
Crazy ponzi market.
>>62565172
AAPL can't make up its fuckin mind today
Its so over
>spx flatbears won
My reds slowly flippering into greenery
We just need to cool off for the next rally.
Iran probably prepared for a blockade too. Months of reserves etc, probably calculated how long they need to hold til Oil gets fucked
>made 10k on a single stock yesterday>cashed in because I'm a puss puss>went to bed a happy bunny>it's up another 8% today and I could have got another 10k>feels like it cancels out and I've earned nothing10k is huge for me and I feel empty inside now
>>62565188We've already bottomed. Market will recover from here because our investments are in strong companies boss.
Lisa doin a lil summin summin
>>62565175>I predicted the earnings result.Okay, what is it?
I bought MSTR. Bitcoins time to moon is near
>>62565188Kek
>>62565191>>feels like it cancels out and I've earned nothing>10k is huge for me and I feel empty inside nowYour feelings are fake.
got a big bonus at work do i just put it in the S&P500 I don't know anything about investing.
>>62565202Then yes. It's VOO all the way. Add to it from time to time to average in.
NIGGERS!!!
Gold to the moon
>>62565204should i worry about >>62565177 and instead add money in over 5 years or something?
And just like that Micron will never be below 900 again.
>>62565202>>62565205S&P 500's all-time year-on-year green streak is 5 years in a row (in the 90s) and we're currentnly on year 4 of 5be AFRAIDbe very very AFRAID
>>62565202put it in SGOV we had a massive pump we're due for at least a 2-3% cool down
There can't be people here seriously buying when Burry said we're about to dump
>>62565216So you're saying we have another year? Let the good times roll!
my nvda doing a lil' sumthinnew AMD was some scam spec stockI dont trust people that don't have leather jackets
>Burry says we're at the top, near a 1987 level fall
>>62565213No, just put in a bit each month, or quarter, or however much you can.
>>62565198Obviously estimates smashed, but the expectations were adjusted higher right after.
>>62565219i dont trust people with bum eyes
>>62565227They've beaten the highst estimates by an absurd amount the past three earnings, though, and the stock mooned. Why wouldn't they do it again?
>>62565213Some will say that time in the market beats timing the market. We don't know if this is an all time high yet or not. What we know is that if you don't panic sell when it goes down you'll be alright, in the long term (well, unless the US collapses). Look at VOO and find its yields for a longer period of time like 5 years. It's still green and beating 1 year. This is because for long-term investors it doesn't matter when they buy. You can try and play around the dips of course, but that's up to you.
>>62565194That's what I said
>>62565222AMD is up 300% since 1 year bro.
>>62565219>bobo burrydont listen to broken clocks anon
>>62565216>Seeing these long term odds>Not buying SPY every week>Not getting excited when it dips and getting to stack more at a cheaper priceAre you retarded
>>62565219Fine I'll post it.>Michael Burry said
>>62565241
>>62565233what does the 40 on his lapel mean?
>>62565222Lisa is Jensen's cousin. She basically has a leather jacket by proxy.
>>62565226>>62565233thanks
Holy shit Michael Burry is still alive?
My Big Lil' Smiggers finally arrived in the mail today, they're gorgeous!Oh, and my stocks are up or whatever.
50% of all 2 year olds in china are studying for an exam that will determine their lives. Meanwhile white people don't study at all at 2.Yet you think you deserve profits because you bought soxl?
>>62565249>2023This time is different
>>62565252They have real eyes and you should definitely not leave them free at night.
>>62565243I do love me some bottoms
tfw we're only in the 2nd inning of this golden bull run
Jews love that 772 support huh? Is that some Hebrew number?
>>62565213Anyone buying in right now is insane. None of this shit makes any sense and it WILL crash and burn at some point.
>>62565244No clue, he was wearing it at some point.
>>62565252Cute!All my stocks are definitely doing something today
>>62565264he could've trimmed his nose hair before taking that photo
>>62565263>it WILL crash and burn at some point.true, 100% away from now we will crash 20% or so.
>>62565262It's a an area code in the free state of Florida boss.
>>62565164
>>625652552 year olds in 1400 AD studied for it and they still got raped.
>>62565259do girls have to do a pre-shit butt workout?
>>62565219What about Saylor, when he said Bitcoin about to pump after his little dump?
>Spy erasing all its gains from yesterdayHow many retards do you think bought more calls today or caught the falling knife thinking it was a repeat lol
>>62565272Anyone ready for sandisk and western digital to save the memory/ai trade
fuckin rug already
>>62565263
>>62565191You could have made a billion yesterday if you made the correct trades. Consider what you have, not what is impossible without hindsight.
>>62565283BUUUUUY!!!!!
>>62565256They got me good with the SVB thing.
>>62565286Every boomer from the 80s would be a millionaire if he put in 100 dollars a month.
>>62565282I feel like I'm going crazy are you guys not looking at fucking spy
>spacex is getting slurpedbased. as i predicted. hope it gets back to green.
My lil Nvidia stock doin some
>>62565280I only buy physical Sandisk and WD.
>>62565294more
i owe as much in taxes this year as i used to earn when i waged -_-'
>>62565290>Jews tried to 2008 us>Big Man Jerome and Steady Joe held their ground >Millennial and Upper Zoomer Chads Floated the market buying every single Dip and refused to let it collapse saving America
>>62565282over and over again with you tards, lets skip AI for a minute. American businesses will continue to drive global innovation, productivity, and profit growth for decades. The U.S. remains home to many of the world's leading companies in technology, healthcare, finance, defense, and consumer industries, with many earning revenue worldwide rather than solely from the domestic economy.The U.S. also benefits from deep capital markets, strong legal protections, entrepreneurial culture, and relatively favorable demographics compared with many developed nations. These advantages continue to attract global investment and foster new business creation.
What do i have to do for a -2% day? some movement in the other direction would make trading so much easier.
Getting real tired of shitting myself and selling only for it to go back up immediately after.
>>62565303Buy yourself some ice cream with you gains, Jack.
>gold
oh yeahI'm in the AI trade bossbeen hoarding DDR5 ram kits since early 2024
>>62565291If the Boomers bought the fucking Dip after the Dotcom bubble burst instead of hiding like retards we wouldn't have gone through a 13 year fucking depression.
>>62565299You're being awfully pessimistic. A peace deal was signed and its hound to recover since we are around yesterday's opening prices.
>>62565306You were right to shit yourself and sell, its going to retest the lows again before the real bull rally begins.
>>62565306If you believe in your strategy but keep getting fucked by emotions set up a stop loss and turn the app off.
>>62565313it was harder to buy stocks in 2000, you had to go through a broker.
>bought back into BXDCI literally dunno what else to add anymore
>>62565309I unironically did.
>>62565263it's 240k so i think i'm going to do like 30k per quarter, so over a few years.
>>62565303slurp bros shall inherit the earth
>>62565318Broker? I hardly know herHA
why are you fags so mad it’s dumping/crabbing. Yesterday you said it was running too hot. Literally got what you asked for
>>62565318no it wasn't babe, we had a talking baby telling us to buy stocks online during the super bowl in '99, the last year the falcons were any good, you ought to know that
it's all crashing...
gonna tell you the truththis sandisk after earnings aint saving nobodythere isnt much for 2 months, we just wait our precious micron to report
>got stopped out of SOXL and FNGU
>>62565335Nigger did you see what happened yesterday?
>>62565191Never regret a winning trade, anon. Unless you sell the pico-top you're always "leaving money on the table".Remember its not about how big you win, its about how often you win. Take your win, don't look back, and don't revenge trade just because you "missed out" on the gain after selling. That's how you buy back in and get hit by the dip.If you want to get back in, wait for a good entry point and act like its a brand new play. Disconnect your feelings from the past win and treat it with just as much suspicion as any other play.
>>62565291>Just put in $100 a month>>62565313>>62565318>You had to go through a brokerAnd every trade cost $50.AND you had to have $2000 to even open an account. In 1985, the median income was $24,000.
>>62565335
I wonder if we'll get another fat pump if they announce a peace deal.
>>62565339yes
kek google baggies
>>62565334oh i guess my memory is fuzzy, ai says that wasn't so, it was 2008
umm googlie mooglies??!!? what the fuck happened
why is gold uppening?
why is orange retard doing this
>>62565350Oh today's going to be FUCKED
>>62565350Their cheif scientist is leaving to start an AI company
>>62565303You love to see it
>>62565353Safe haven asset>>62565354Wouldn't you do what he is doing if you were him? Pumping as hard as you can before it all dumps and politicians yeet themselves into a secret bunker until it all blows over. . .
please crash.
Hertz is holding surprisingly steady. Got a bag for an earnings play it may actually pay off(but stop loss set because i must get wrecked)
>>62565357Fucking hell how many do we need? Is he at least gonna launch his datacenters into space?
>>62565277He selling
>>62565350Google's Chief Scientist Is Leaving After 27 Years -- to Start His Own AI Company -- WSJwtf. stupid nigs selling because of this?
>>62565365the data centers will need data centers I'm not even joking
>had 1mil in Jan>had 1.4mil in Apr>have 930k nowI'm so fucking stressed out I need at least 1.5mil and all I can think about is how am I gonna drive myself to 0
>>62565306 >>62565316Kys freaksGTFO of smg and 4chan>>62559553>You are trying really hard to force this meme huh>>62559555>its a demoralization and psy op mission. derail threads, waste bumps, justify AI, desensitize us to trash, and over-write memes that had nothing wrong with them. same with lard poster on bant, same with epstein poster here.>>62559673>He is like the goblin silver AI thots posting faggot who came here from pmg. He admitted to creating a memecoin and was trying to make 'goblin silver' trend amongst nerdy gullible 4chan hack3r anons so he could get rich off of it.>Goblins and silver. Fucking tourist retard.
>>62565365At least he's not starting a hedge fund amirite
>>62565370Never point the end of a gun at anything you aren’t willing to destroy.
>>62565353Because I bought gold a few weeks ago
Buy the pltr dip we’re going to $200
>>62565367Buy the dip B)
BOBROS STATUS REPORTTHEY THOUGHT IT WOULD PUMP AGAIN TODAY!
>>62565378Are you breaking even ?
>>62565344>Save $100 a month>invest a lump every quarter or year so you only pay $50 on a $400-$1200 investment >$100 in 1985 would be $10,000 todayBoomers were just greedy and stupid.
dude I know we pumped hard the last few days... but imagine if we just pumped really hard some more?
>>62565367Not just him. He's being joined by 4 other employees kek. Deepmind is finished it looks like
>>62565318Part of the reason the Dotcom Bubble was so disastrous was the sudden ease of investing.
>>62565389Haha that would be crazy, not like I want that to happen or anything haha
Google about to turn me from a slight green crab into a red one
>>62565388>They could have had MORE MONEY!Somebody's greedy and stupid. You don't seem to know a lot about the 1970s and 80s economy.
my google doing a lil sumthin
>>62565370I had 115k in May and now I have 100k (realized). Still got a job that adds 3.5k to my stack every month but it just feels like shit. Remember, always imagine the best case scenario as well. If you're a sensitive fella you might wanna lay off the caffeine.
>>62565403Soft ass Boomers acting like they're the only ones who dealt with collapsing industry, inflation and a long Recession. Shit I eat that for breakfast.
>portfolio pure redAt least I’m in Vegas and can get a hooker
>>62565412you might get disease boss
>>62565403>I lost everythingoh. so you had something to lose? how nice.
>>62565409I'VE DONE IT TWICE YOU FUCKIN PANSIES. GODDAMN BOOMERS.
>>62565370If you invest in kneepads you'll always be able to work your way back up
>>62565415>you had something to lose? how nice.No. That's kind of my point.
>>62565191Never feel bad for taking profits anon, you did good. Hindsight is always 20/20 and the future is never guaranteed.
The tip of my penis is keratinized to the hardness of a fingernail. Drumpf has obviously fucked us up big time again, it's completely over for unprofitable stocks right now. What should we be buying instead? Are Euro stocks safe?
>>62565403I know boomers fall for scams constantly and only through having what money that didnt get scammed being handheld by the government into a positive slope are they not mostly homeless right now.
i hate goog. i should've gone msft
>>62565422
>>62565425I'm not a Boomer, but my parents were and we were hurting until about the mid 90s.
>>62565415
>>62565427May I interest you in gold minors?
>>62565427always buy the slouch>AAPL in 23>GOOG in 24>AMZN in 25>MSFT in 26right now its looking like meta is the value play but i also think this is the 2nd worst MAG7 company.
Dip slurpers get on my google QUICK
ahh my slurpies my googlies they getting slurpped already quickkk dont miss out on clearance sale anon
>>62565441I'll buy a fuckton at like 335 boss
i need you rich fucks to pump goog and soxl right now
>+0.02%WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK!!!!
OHHHH NVDA PUMPAN
Can't this wait until I get my paycheck?
I am....green again.
MUU KEEP GOING PLEASE ONLY 200% MORE TO GO
Sellers went to lunch. Pump it.
SLUPR NVDA GUYS ITS CHEAP AT 220 PER SHARE!!!
h-how long you all planning to hold onto your MU...?im concerned about fridays le jobs report
>>62565457They went to Shake Shack!
>>62565460WHY DOES JOBS REPORT MATTERFED WILL NEVER RAISE RATESINFLATION = MY FRIEND
when is bikel jacksons ipo?
>>62565460just wait til some anon says hes buying a ton of MU/MUU suddenly because of FOMO, then pair off some profit
>>62565460Going to put a stop loss at 1100 potentially, if it stays above that then I'll raise it bit by bit
>>62565461I had shake shack when I was at the airport and I was kinda disappointed desu
>>62565461>that scam pumpthe only long term goyslp hold is MCD
>>62565462Lol they HAVE to raise rates at least once.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU MUST RESPECT THE BOLLINGERB ANDS; JUST LIKE WE DID YESTERDAY
>>62565430Let me guess, the shitbox house they bought in 1978 for 50k went to 500k.
>daily top % losers>this shitstock lost 90% of its worth>go all in, its bound to recoveris this fastest way to get rich?
whew wtf happened to google?ggll was at 127 just now...
please SOXL just give me a quick 3x on my investment so I can get out
>>62565474Bollinger band deez nuts fool
>>62565481>let me guessThey didn't even buy a house until 1987 and then lost it in 1989 and didn't get another one until 1995 with an adjustable rate that they got rid of before the rate ran out, then got another one in 2003 that they weren't even able to break even on when they sold it in 2012. I spent almost a full school year eating a half a peanut butter sandwich and a boiled egg for lunch.Fucking Gen Z are the most Egocentric people on the planet. Yes, Boomers are terrible people for all kinds of reasons, but this idea that it was an age of plenty because a handful of people on Wall Street were banging it up is ridiculous.
>>62565488>>62565367
>>62565493
>>62565495>I couldn't even afford a whole sandwich>not even two eggsthis nigger out here just telling gay lies on the internet
>>62565488sorry anonI just quit my position in google
bring forth the hyper V
My plebbit calls :(
>>62565501Is this the only hynix chan picture you have or something.
>lunch bots crabbing
>>62565495Just sounds like theyre retarded. I wouldnt get emotional over it anon boomers just are. They never had to deal with 1930s or 40s or even 1950s economies, they got handed a post WW2 booming economy by the time they were 18. Millennials got the bags of gen xers and boomers during the 2009 housing crash. People like your parents are why that happened.
>>62565501What this anon said is absolutely true >>62565425My parents were huge Reaganite conservatives and fell for all the "if you want to get rich you have to start your own company" "If you want to get rich you have to do sales" bullshit of the time and my mother went for every single MLM Pyramid scam that came along for my entire youth.
>>62565513which generation owned the banks back then?
>>62565520are you implying there is a bank not owned by jews?
>>62565298
>>62565506serves you right for investing in the most evil company on the planet.
>>62565524>options>investing inin a loose sense, i guess.
>>62565513>post WW2 booming economy by the time they were 18.By the time the oldest Boomers were 18, maybe.The bulk of Boomers came of age in the 70s. You know, when the Gold Standard got cut, when there were multiple Oil Shocks, half-mile long lines at the gas stations, double-digit inflation, 20% interest on Mortgages. You know, when we sold our country to Israel. The fact that they busted out the credit card and went on a spending spree makes it *look* like they were doing well. They weren't.
>>62565524If 4chan was a stock it wouldn't even be allowed to be listed on the nasdaq
>>62565551thats ok it can be pink slips
Kelly Evans is gross
>>62565551What would the 4chinz ticker be? I vote LULZ
I know nobody cares but I wish I was wealthy enough to afford all Supreme and Gucci. And a Rolex and 6 figure car. Also, I believe we are all divine manifestations.
silver and gold are moving... hmm
>>62565506>My plebbit calls :(i literally JUST posted the bear case for reddit on here like 2 days ago. did you not fucking see that? or did you see it and still bought retard calls anyway
>>62565559853614
Alright minor holders let's huddle upIs this it? Should we go all in minors?
>>62565564you dont believe that last part cuz you want the first part
WHAT THE FUCK GOOGL MARINES!?SOME FUCKING JEET AND A SPIC LEFT THE COMPANY AND THE STOCK TANKS -5%? LITERALLY WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT 2 NOBODY'S TRANNYNIGGERS???
>>62565571i actually do believe it. id go a step further and say im god and that i cant prove anyone else exists. at least outside of me. they exist dependently not independently ie you.tulpic existence
SPCX broke below $115 it's over for space we're shutting it all down
>spic x
Oh wow, I thought AMD was bringing down GOOG and the sector but this is worse.
>>62565470The spicy cheese fries are excellent. The chicken sandwiches are mid. Never had the burgers. For the price not worth going.
>>62565513Boomers lived through getting drafted for Vietnam, an actual oil crisis, and right when things were getting good they got hit with multiple huge pension failures, the dotcom crash, and the airlines going bust after 9/11.Meanwhile you could get free Bitcoin from a faucet. Millennials had the easiest run of any gen.
>>62565581Burgers not bad but I’d rather go to five goys
>>62565578Kek, they're already doing damage control https://blog.google/company-news/inside-google/message-ceo/next-chapter-ai-momentum/
>>62565564those are all mega cringe except the car. nobody notices what watch you are wearing you are just imagining things, and the gucci clothes and bags are supeer cringe nobody thinkgs anyone is rich because they wear them. most rich people dont wear that ridiculous stuffand car only in places where everyone else drives super car, if you are the only one in a town with the supercar it's cringehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWjm0pWSO6Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJifjghDfzM
holy fuckin shit the MA20 on the 5 min is turning into a support again, I hate these fuckin niggerbots
>>62565583Wrong but thanks for playing.
>>62565578>Moonman shitskin name is stepping asideWhy would you drop on that news?
we are all one consciousness
>>62565587>>62565578Literally nobody cares about that HasamNIGER pakiJEET.
>>62565482It can be but you can also lose your money like if you bought gamb or Tilray something
I’m making a lil money todayThank you for your attention to this matter
>>62565596Googles models suck. Gemini might be dumber than Grok at this point. They have great infrastructure though.
>>62565574pure insanity
>>62565427microsaars tried to tell you but you called us Indian scammers. The only person who got scammed was you from yourself
>>62565482That's how I lost 500 dollars on FRCB. Would not recommend "bound to recover" copium
goldboomers won stockzoomers lost today
>>62565588Frankly if i had money to burn on clothing it would be mostly psycho bunny and polos. If you really want to burn money and do the performative nuevo riche then those functional faggy baggy stuff from japan would at least keep you more comfortable than any label brand stuff.
Bought spy calls for tomorrow frens.
>>62565559FCHN
>>62564450So how has farming season been. They were all doom and gloom a few months ago and now that it is still not open, nothing. Were they lying about how vital urea as a crop fertilizer?
My hedges really coming through today to make me decently green
>>62565603Worse, Google AI hallucinations are now literally turning out fake search results. I did that "have I been flocked" site, found out that I have, so I tried to figure out the name of the person searching my plate and it boldly pointed towards a specific name and gave me results from the Sheriff's Office Social Media with that deputy's name, but there was no such name on the actual facebook or instagram posts.
>>62565482I did this with SMCI after their 30% drop, would never do it on some shit company that went down 90% though
>>62565609>>62565609I can't believe the Japanese are weevmaxxing now.
>>62565598Right, they care about the white guy who's actually leaving the company because he had the balls to fire all the diversity hires 5 years ago.
>>62565617I point out, this wasn't in the "AI summary" of the results, this was in the actual link results with the name in partial description below
>>62565578>more white people leaving Google
ai is sentient
>>62565609That's a big outfit.
>>62565588>except the carhe wants supreme, rolex and gucciwhat kind of car do you think he will buy>not pic
So I was too scared to look at my portfolio earlier. If I open it, will it be up. I have some holdings in memory.>>62565240I think the bigger issue is how overweight it is in just a few stocks, I doubt it was like that 20 years ago.
Tomorrow is gonna be a bloodbath for SpaceX. These niggas been waiting so long to cash out. They’re already buying houses and shit.
Oil is going down because the strait is closed
>>62565564Rolex, yes, 6 figure car, yes, don't care about the others and I see far too many poors wearing Gucci which puts me off
>>62565628This is bullish short term. They should have been replaced by AI in May.
>>62565637This was priced in back in 2023.
>>62565648Looks like it’s being priced in now
>>62565367Kek. It's so funny when these big companies have their best employees decide to quit and make a competing company while leaving their employer holding the bag>erm guys how do we advance the ai now that a few of the best guys making it left?Broke free of the wagecage that was held over them
>>62565637Elon held a company-wide meeting and told them all to hold their shares, subtly threatening that they'll lose their jobs if they sell.He's going to squeeze all of the shorts.
>>62565564Appreciate the honest point of viewPersonally I believe deep metaphysical thinking to be a trap/distraction from refining understanding of the Physical. Complexity strangles beauty and distorts forms.But we can all be successful regardless of how we interpret the rules.It can be good to want stuff. What you want isn't who you are. Ideally those two things are changing as your life goes on.Oh yeah and my stocks went up but then they went down again. I'm losing my hair over here
>>62565655I'm not even trying to be racist, this seems to be a very uniquely short sided Indian mind set that has infected US tech. Its cheap short term profits for a decade or two before the whole thing goes tits upLike fucking imagine a world where these ex employees make their own google or youtube and now they have a competitor
>>62565657I worked at a software company through IPO. Buddy you have no idea.
>>62565637Look at these bougie fucks buying such luxuries like a house.
>>62565666no one plays around with stocks like elonjust look at tesla
>>62565436Kek I just cant justify buying companies I think are genuine shit
FUCKI NGLUED TO -0,00%
>>62565663>Like fucking imagine a world where these ex employees make their own google or youtube and now they have a competitorGoogle already invested in them and are partnering with them for research though? It just seems like they already got their bag and now want to not focus on milking the goyim with ads and want to focus on AI scientific research instead. That's not something Google's going to be interested in doing directly so it makes sense to almost spin them out in a way.
>>62565657sureor you can just not touch that stock for the next 2 years and focus on hundreds other tickers to invest in
it's her turn
>>62565668He flew too close to the sun this time. On Jewish wings
I knew I should had sold GOOGL at 380.
>>62565667Think he held?
>>62565678He can sell tomorrow
>>62565672I think you're right. Even with all this AI bullshit, these companies can really just sit on their hands and church out ad revenueBut that doesn't really sound like the tech boom we are familiar with. The fast growing growth companies taking advantage of the internet roll out or embracing cloud revenueInstead these companies sound more like dividend value companies. Where they are content to just sit on their asses like blue chip companies and church out payments from ads and cloud revenue
>>62565678He will open a welding company where he can yell at retards developing macular degeneration and respiratory issues all day. But I bet he can weld 2 Modelo cans together.
>>62565637Man I'm hoping to see a huge dump. Wonder how many funds will have to buy in an effort to keep it up because of private deals. Iirc when it IPOd there was supposedly soke sort of deal where I think market makers had to maintain a minimum price on the stock (kek what a scam)>we must maintain a $90 price floor as per the agreement>serfs enter and sell the entire 4% stake in a single dayKek. I will not be surprised if the price stays but only because they are holding the bag and aren't allowed to sell it below a certain price point
>>62565564just go full nog at that point and get a patek filled with diamonds
made like 5 bucks today
>>62565686My price target is 50 dollars by January
>>62565564I hope you make it, anon. As for myself, I just want enough to remodel my house, retire early, and spend my time homeschooling my kid and taking her to national parks. I'm fine with wearing wrangler and driving Toyota. I just want the freedom to go wherever I want whenever I want and keep my affairs and assets in good order without looking at the price tags and always pay for dinner no matter how many friends show up.
I'm down so fucking much why cant semis just perma pump
>>62565663Whats wrong with being free of your employer and making way more money then they offer you? Why should they be an indentured spave to them and making them tens of millions while they get paid a mere 250k?
>>62565689Drinks are on this guy tonight!
Hello,Please name THREE (3) stocks.Thank you.
>>62565692stocks aren't for retail to make money.
>>62565678lmfao basic game theory says this shit is over. buying OTM puts on spcx.
>>62565693Oh I have nothing wrong with the employees leaving. I'm saying the company losing talent is a red flag.
Would you buy KR?
>>62565696Stop.Calling.Me.Retail.
>>62565702no but I do invest in some of KR's store brands, like the frozen meatballs, the pasta, the tortillas
>>62565678Wtf? What other big non ipo companies give out huge share amounts? I wouldn't mind be a janitor if I end up a millionaire just cause they gave me some shares.>>62565690My long term price target is sub $20. Idk if they will let it go down that low but I ain't buying as long as it's this overvalued. You just can't make me fomo into something I legitimately believe is overpriced.
>>62565694Okay>we go to mcdonalds>order that special orange hic flavor>get the large>thats over $3 just for meAlright lads good luck sharing the remaining $2
>>62565695EXELSIFMTRN
>>62565707I’m not buying either unless it hits an attractive valuation relative to discounted future cash flows (it won’t)
>>62565551>by jewish, leftist moral standards, re-ddit is betteri couldn't care less.
>>62565701Oh okay I thought you meant the other things. Guess this is what happens when employees either see better potential of them exiting and potentially getting huge venture capital funding that outpaces what the company would've paid them as wagies. Or just making something they're interested in that the company had no interest in doing themselves.
>>62565707I know Amazon used to give out 1/3rd of their compensation in shares like 20+ years ago (You had to work for them for 5 years to vest). Until all the leftist retards in Congress forced them to raise wages to "A living wage". But that might just have been a trap since working conditions were pretty shit.
>>62565559You're kidding yourself if you don't think it'd be NGGR
>>62565708>KO syrupslop is $3 at MCD
why is the entire american economy dumping? wtf?
>>62565714I wouldn't be surprised if part of it was better work life balance. The software industry is in this really weird place where the profit it makes compared to the employees you need is ridiculous. Software is absurdly profitable. But then these companies want even more profit than normal so they're laying off people and cutting teams. So despite being really profitable most software engineers and their teams are overworked as shit and dangerously stressed out
I’m finna hit a deadlift PR while my spic X puts print.
Alright no one is telling me, it's time to look at my portfolio. I sure hope I'm not down a lot.....and its crabbing. I sure hope Sandisk doesn't fuck me over. Semi and memory earnings are nearly over with and therenfar too few reporting to make much of a difference after Sandisk goes.>>62565712Kek
>>62565559CHAN
>>62565717>it's cheaper to get an entire two liter from the store than a drink at mcdonalds>buy the meat directly from the store>easily 50% offI feel bad but I don't really ever go out to eat now unless it's some convenience thing. Like I've got a long drive ahead of me and its a "fuck it" moment because its important I'm full and wide awake driving home
crab attack
is it over
>>62565717Kek yeah sometimes I think "hey I should go to Mcdonalds for some..." but then remember how rip off the price is and simply just dont go. I mean fuck iirc it is 3.99 for a large or maybe slightly less? I can get a 12 pack of 12 oz cans (not the shitty shrinkflation mini cans) for 3.99
>>62565719Peace deal bait + semis/memory dead cat bounce into a dump + no peace deal (I really hope not).
Elon is gonna do the needful for the bankers because it’s a club and he ain’t in it. Greater Israel will sacrifice him. Always was the plan.
thanks for reminding me about the spcx unlock, was almost going to increase my nasdaq exposure but now I'm bumping my non-nasdaq exposure instead
>>62565727i stopped going when they got rid of the dollar menu. not paying normal prices for slop that gives body odor and gastrointestinal issues
>>62565470airport food is not the same
>>62565738Going out to eat in japan spoiled me so badly. Restaurant culture in America sucks balls
>>62565731>3.99 for a six pack of cansWhat brand, Doctor Thunder? Faggo?
>>62565728Wtf man why post shit like this.
>>62565744>$1/can>EBT eligible
>>62565738Yeah I’m surprised more people haven’t realized this. MCD of 2026 is not MCD of the past. They got fucked by inflated input costs and now they’re competing with better options they used to undercut.
>>62565743holy fuck how bad must north america be when anons are praising japanese eateries
>>62565738$2.99 for large frenches fries iirc. Lmao. Or their stupid deal of $1.99 french fries any size. I see they occassionally do "buy $X amount of stuff and get free Medium fries" they raise prices yet it's just to an unreasonable degree
>>62565413By hooker I mean my wife who role plays as a call girl in the casino sportsbook
>>62565738The fact that people pay for mcd like it's an actual meal is astounding to me.
>>62565748It gets worse.
>>62565744Oh i should mention 3.99 for a 12 pack of soda is only when a deal is going on.....its 9.99 or more for a single 12 pack without a deal. Yeah I dont buy soda unless its on a good enough deal now
>>62565744At my walmart coca cola is 4.4 ¢/fl oz for the 2L so it should be $2.97 buddy, whatever you're shopping from is ripping you off. I know individual cans are expensive but still>>62565751Going out to eat is just a bunch of expensive shit you can make at home. And if you can't make it at home for whatever reason its way, way too expensive. And then you have the stupid tipping jacking it up 10-20%
>>62565758That size is only good for mixed drinks.
>>62565758>>62565744Meanwhile KO's stock lmao no wonder lol
>>62565759B2G1 is the deal: Buy 2 Get 1 free.
>>62565728>Fug x^^DDDDDD
>>62565727i would take you out every night babe
>>62565766Where im at i just wait for the buy 3 or buy 4 for 3.99 deal. Or iirc the alternative is the buy 1 get 2 free deal (9.99)I never take the buy 2 get 2 free where it ends up being almost $20 kek
>>62565782>>62565766>dude dont overpay for poison slop>just wait for the deal
lol>implied volatility is +25%If it dumps, that's back to 1150 (where it was on monday) and if it pumps it'll go to 1800, blasting through several resistance points.
Feels good that I leveraged up on gold right at the bottom at $4000. I'm up 20%
>>62565786kek
>>62565760Well, That's Harris Teeter, a 2L is 4.50. Lowes is 4 (on sale for 2 today), Food Lion is 4.Yeah, I could save a buck if I don't mind going to niggerville.
On that note I just remembered>4.99 for a "party size" bag of laysKek. Almost got scammed but then Insaw the receipt. Went back in, turned out the deal was for the smaller bag. Refunded and went for the other bags but man they sure are hiking prices and I doubt its actually costing them all that much more to produce this food.
>>62565231he's betting on fake and gay, which is fair. Since fair value has the stock around 3000 a share but they keep trying to knock it down while pouring a trillion bucks into amazon and apple like they're shitcoins.
>>62565794Harris Teeter? Nigga we might be neighbors
>>62565790I bought and will ride out whatever madness comes
>>62565786I simply like soda too much.>sticks to like 3 flavors only>>62565790Or the alternative, they forcibly holding the stock between both prices points to the end of the week to screw over retail buying options in either direction. Rmemeber what happened with INTC?
>>62565786The benefits of all those things your commie teacher told you were poison outweigh the dangers if you have an ounce of self control.
SILVAAAAAAR
did you see my swimsuit btw? >>>/bant/24781025i'd buy you one even smaller.who turned on the crab machine in the market? this is so boring
>>62565809The EMA 50 and 100 are about to cross over again. Pump into the end of the day....Maybe.
SOXL, FNGU, GDXU, SBSWwhich of these to all in tomorrow?
>>62565813>All in>Tomorrow>At all time highs>In a midterm yearTeehee you are so fucked :3
>>62565164anons, i live in the eui was saving a little every month, and all of a sudden got an impulsive urge to buy stockbought eu defense etfs, global copper etfs, and "mixed" eu etfs - amundi prime eurozonearound 5500 euroim not a complete retard, am i?..
>>62565822depends on how much risk tolerance you have
>>62565822should have bought booking.com, i'm spending a lot there
>>62565821SMIGGER WTF IS YOU DOING YOU ARE GOING TO GET US PUT ON A LISTHunting portrait of an elephant, really makes you think.
Like this post if you would have sex with the slam pig on the noom commercial
Nu>>62565829>>62565829>>62565829Nu
>>62565826I just let the feds who monitor these threads know when someone says something even remotely close to assassination.It is shockingly common. I have no idea why smg of all places has a bunch of butthurt commies who want infinity immigrants to rape america
>>62565821Just do it u fucking tranny instead of acting cute, can't wait for the news to mock u
