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How do I become a millionaire at 30 without a job?
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>>62567145
Buy Bitcoin in 2011 with your lunch money
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>>62567145
Goto school study hard get good grade apply for ivy league, graduate with flying color grade, use it to look for high paying job with benefit, dating your workplace sweetie, get married to your workplace sweetie, have two beautiful kids with her, next have a retirement fund to fund for your future when you are retired.
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>>62567145
Invest $1000 a month in a conservative/bond heavy portfolio for 35 years. You'll hit a million when you're 65.
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>>62567217
>65
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>>62567145
Simply luckmax into a winning lottery ticket
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>>62567260
This is easy if you have the balls. Ever heard of quantum immortality? Basically you get a gun, buy a lottery ticket, and decide that you will 100% KYS if you don't win the lottery.
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>>62567519
don't do this it creates mustard gas
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>>62567519
>universe where you shoot yourself and live instead
better luck next time :^)
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>>62567220
When yo dick will have arterial sclerosis



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