I am about to be homeless with 32k in student debt and no job.I have 13k, what coin do i go all in on?
>>62567914something reliable like Google or an EFT unless you want to lose all your money>or scalp for tiny profits but you have to be consistent
>>62567914Polkadot
>>62567914You will lose it all, join the military and die on the Ukraine front in 2028.
>>62567914Get a job
>>62567914there is no coin to go all in on rn retard
>>62567960imagine if 2 years into WW3 the government started offering $250,000 sign up bonuses for joining the frontline with hazard pay and a six figure salarywould you join after enduring 2 years of food shortages, 6-3h of electricity availability a day, and rampant crime in the streets?
>>6256791450/50 Hype/Lighter thenJoin the military and goblinmaxx for 4 years at a desk job
>>62567961I really dont want to. Never worked a day in my life
>>62568030If you have to ask what to buy, you are better off learning to wagecuck instead of this. People are just going to tell you to buy their bags.
>>62567914uhh rentcoin
>>62567914Bitcoin
>>62567960This. Recruitment is all time high.
This is a seething boomer larping as a zoomer who doesnt want to work rather than there not being any jobs in the first place.
>>62568180Now is the worst time ever to be working class ever. Biggest pay gap in ceo pay and worker pay and living in an era where the poors are just getting robbed. It has never been like this. It is over and the underclass meme is not a joke.
>>62567914Spacex short.
>>62568030only "investing" solution that works is waging + dca'ing into etf/btc/gold/re forever.Don't want to? You can:a) kill your self nowb) go play casino, all on red, max debt beforec) after you lose it all after doubling down 2-3 times max, you then have 3 choices:c1) crime (you will get shot)c2) beg (killing one self is preferable)c2.a) variant: you are a whore and can do onlyfansc3) start over but bitter as fuck and you lost 15 years for no reason other than you being a retardc4) you feel like an incel, in this case kys nowyou got plenty of options
>>62568030Then starve, zoomer. Set an example for your worthless generation.
Op can you please put in a buy order for cyprium metals ticker (cym.asx). I really need this thanks
13K will get you a nice pressure washer.
>>62567914You will lose it all on altcoins. Put it all on BTC, put it to work on Babylon for yield while you look for work.If you aren't the dev, crypto isn't a get rich quick scheme
>>62567914Semiconductor stocks are basically acting like shitcoins due to the volatility and you're guaranteed to at least not lose all of your money if they go the wrong colour, so I'd say start there.
>>62568030Your path is decided
>>62568030>I really dont want tothen what was the point of taking on 32k of student loan debt? what did you hope to achieve by that?
>>62569198Ikr. Total lower class retard if not a larp.
>>62569198That was when he forced to go to college by his parents who refuse to pay it off.
>>62569198people go university because they see it as a extension of high school. You can continue acting like a kid going to school.
>>62569472You’re poor.
>>62567914That thought process is why you are poor, retard
Ethereum, the entire crypto financial market will piggyback off of the EVM sidechain Have you heard of onyx
>>62569198Everyone goes to college, anon.
>>62567914Unironically XRP but I would wait for the super crash in everything before buying
>>62567999No way, I would rather stay at home and just shitpost on my PC all day and occasionally play burnt PS1/2 games on my modchipped PS2 like I do now.
>>62568030I only got my first job 2-weeks before my 24th birthday because my girlfriend at the time forced me too.
>>62571661>Unironically XRPUnironically KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>62567999checkedWhile Jody's pumping your next sing-up bonus into your wife.
>>62567914Pay your student loans off you fucking faggot>what do I go all in onShut the fuck up. People with tens of thousand in debt don’t get to ask this question. Once you’re debt free you can.Go fuck yourself
