Oops its a bobo thread edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Featured Stock of the thread:NYSE: SPGI S&P Global Inc>Previous >>62567238
stock market is so fucking gay
>>62568099I think people ITT have been far to glum lately, it really isn't as bad as you guys are making it out to be and you WILL make back your losses manifesting this for you all
A beautiful day to hate Nasdog some more.
Threadly reminder that since October 10th there was just exactly one net rally in Nasdog: the April to June one. All other periods the Nasdog was going down.
Any other smiggers here use tarot cards and magic 8 balls to help make decisions? started doing it last year and it actually has improved my returns and what positions i have or have not entered. i did a reading for my gold and silver miners in December 2025 and it told me roughly to sell and i got out just before the massive rug pull.
>>62568108its a good way to see what you want to see
>>62568099My data is lagging. I think my gains isn't showing.
>>62568109like a pre-manifesting? >>62568102
When I feel stunned by my losses I play something like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCyQpMsnmdc and things become better
its red
>>62568108level up to i ching
>>62568116>>62568115Calm down and relax its going to be okay even if it isnt today
>>62568119vid related
>>62568115DIS NIGGA EVEN WENT TO IRONFORGE
Thread theme: https://youtu.be/vZa0Yh6e7dw
It’s not fair why can’t we have an entire week of nothing but green?!?
TOTAL MARKET (our market) ANNIHILATION
>>62568131>The haters can’t provide a raisin as to why SPCX is a bust.Uhm maybe because its a huge sink of money retard. Is this bait?
>tfw walking past a beautiful woman on the street and you imagine the divine smell there must be between her ass cheeks
WHY DID I BUY SOXL YESTERDAY AT CLOSE
>>62568143I sold yesterday. Hill started tipping over like it hasn't for the past 5 days. Looked bulltrap-ish. Zoom out to 6 months.
If MU doesn't go to 1150 by next Friday I'll be really sad.
I for one welcome the coming dip day as the humble and grateful slurper that I am.
How to pronounce soxlSox-ull or sox-ell
>>62568155>sucks all
>>62568155Sauxhall
>smg panicking >check stocks>down 0.1% after going up 10% in a week NGMI
>>62568162some of us are heavily leveraged you know
WHO ALL PORTFOLIO GREEN YTD SAY YEAH
*sluuuuurp*
>>62568131James Bond tier buffoonery.
>>62568166-1.50%
>>6256816630.3% ytd here
>>62568166I don't want to look
>>62568166YYEEEYYAAAHHHHWE EATING GOOD ON FROGFR FR I SAID WE EATING GOODUP IN DIZ BITCH YA HURR?
>>62568162we're still down from a month ago
So where the fuck is the deal?
>>62568166Represent.'bout + 15% up in this BITCH
>>62568197In Trump's imagination, as always.
>>62568197End of Tuesday, max mid Wednesday (he didn't specify the week or month).
>>625681972 more weeks
>up 0.5% in premarket>QQQ down 0.5% in premarketthe best days. fuck tech trannies.
>>62568197>>6256820250/50 its on my desk and the Pakistanis are having a meeting by Friday or next month or something. praise Allah.
>>62568108you mean technical analysis? Nein
If we're just gonna become China again, why not cut our losses now and just use Chinese software and hardware? Especially since it's guaranteed to happen anyway. We bought all our c*vid masks from China.
>>62568216They still have some details to work on. Communication with their leader is difficult, we have to accomodate that. It's going very well, will give them another two weeks. Europeans better step up and pay the toll we will be charging, it will make oil more expensive but that's a good thing.
>>62568108just did a tarot for today>magician>hierophant>worldthe Mage (Trump) will trigger the Hierophant(Iran) that will shake the World (The Market) so basically the market will go either up or down also fuck minor arcana
>>62568235Trump is hardly a magician. The reading probably means Bibi in that context. Novice witch mistake.
>>62568231they are just going to 2 more weeks until summer is over and gas usage decreases then ramp up the war and try to finish it up in two more weeks before+7% realized gains from buying close to selling open on CEG. they beat earnings and didn't dump because unlike chip fags their earnings aren't transitory and gayback to 50% cash wait for this tech shit to sell off the next few days.
sometimes I wonder what it's like to gape a 10/10's asssurely there must be a smell?
>>62568235My dear fortune teller (anon), how will my crops (portfolio) fare this year?
Uhhhh sneeddiskchuds? I thought you said it would gigapump??
How the FUCK do you take emotions out of the equation when trading?Ever since I started trading almost 3 years ago I have been profitable and I outperform major western indices by a great margin which is more than enough for me actually as I don't want to 10x leverage yolo into shitstocks but still the moment I open a fucking position even today, I start fucking fearing when I see even a really small loss and insantly feel the need to close the position if I get even a small profit, even though I always tell myself that I'd hold that position until a certain resistance level instead of just yoinking the profit.How the fuck do people trade without emotions?
>>62568250Yeah, just like AMD, amirite?
>>62568240And the Hierophant is the Ayatollah...
The “black mesa” pattern
This is the part where you buy the SOXL dip, not the part where it violently dumps, right? R-right?
>>62568251It's just numbers on a screen. Sounds like you have lived a pretty cushioned life so far. Happy for you.
>>62568251set a stop loss then walk away from computer
holy shit this time its actually over for memory
What is this pattern called in male astrology?
>>62568251There are drugs that can nullify emotions.Caveat is they will also seriously fuck with your head.But there’s no proof any of them will make you better at trading.If they did you’d see trading firm analysts slamming them down like they do with other mental-state drugs.
>>62568248magician, moon and inverted loversmagician = you hold all the cards (heh) at the moment and can influence your crops with skill and smartsmoon = uncertainty either of yourself or your assets, pay attention to your gut feelinginverted lovers = normally it means harmony and balance inverted it turns into disharmony and chaosbro... gonna be honest here... your stocks are either going to 0 or you'll make it
>>62568251You can't. But you can minimize it. Give up on caffeine, unironically. Then, set a strategy with clear take gains/stop losses and turn off the app. Traders use bots precisely because the human mind is the weakest chain in the link.
>>62568251Close the app. Set a reminder on your phone or computer calendar to rebalance monthly on the 2nd of every month.
>>62568269Oops
>>62568262>you have lived a pretty cushioned life so farQuite the opposite actually which is why even a small amount of loss (like 0.10%) makes me freak out.Such is the Balkan autistic way ig. Wish I could just rawdog this shit like other lads but that ain't happening.>>62568272>Give up on caffeine, unironically.Now you made me really curious.Why? What's wrong with caffeine when it comes to trading?>>62568273>>62568263>>62568270Don't have much to add, but have a (you) lads. Love y'all (no homo obv).
>>62568261Very risky in my opinion. I exited my SOXL yesterday because this rebound is starting to look like the top of a dead cat bounce. I won't tell you to get SOXS though because I'm not sure.
>>62568122it's probably a bank char nigga
>these dead mu bounces are getting lower and lowerbros....
>SOXL and FNGU going up in pre
>>62568291yeah, the issue with bankchars is though that he could be identifiable. If he ever wrote with somebody else and revealed of whose main it's the bank etc. Small chance, but possible.
>>62568295>>62568298Duality of man
Fiserrv getting ass raped
maybe they will let DIS cum today... I'm up 4% but I really expected more out of an 11% beat and whatever weird Jewish crabbing that dogshit chart was yesterday
>Alphabet kicks off 10-part US Dollar investment-grade bond saleGREAT GOOGLIE MOOGLIE MY GOOGLIE MOOGLIES FINNA GET DUMPED ON TODAY
>APP
I bought 1 share of fiserv in october 2025 when I should have bought all of STXX for that leveraged SSD goodness before it took off. Anyway I remember this because /smg/ was certain it would go back to 130. It's currently like 55 bucks, I bought at 75.
>>62568281>>62568281
>>62568318>with the current amount of debt already financed by only 5 companies for the AI build out there would need to be 1.5trillion in AI revenue to justify spending. Greater than the entire global technology revenue currently
This might be the worst thing I've ever held. I've held other shit like crypto that went down 50% in a day from hacks, but this shit just posts terrible earnings every quarter and never recovers.
>>62568324Fiserv deez nuts
managed to reach the 1 trillion mark on the kelly criterion game with 58% favorable odds https://app.godelterminal.com/?via=shkreliplanet
I just tuned into cnbc, what the fuck are they blabbing about?
why did WD shit the bucket?
>>62568295MU is even crazier than SNDK's retarded price action because MU is easily going to bust 61 billion in earnings next quarter, above the 49 billion anaylsts currently claimBut since analists will change their predictions at the last second (oh we said 49 billion but we actually meant 60 billion, a 1 billion dollar beat isn't good enough *dumps*) I guess it doesn't matter. Why should good earnings matter? I also liked arguing with some fag who was a bear and said MU should be 100 a share, it costs 100 a share to set up a new fabrication plant to expand capacity. No one can explain why Apple is a "software" company though when they have Phone and Laptop fabs in china and got rekt by CXMT denying them cheap ram.I'm just drowning in the clowning.
> futures
>futures
>>62568333
>>62568336>shkreliplanetfuck off shkreli
>>62568341SNDK and WDC both beat earnings, SNDK by a lot (it is going to be more profitable than AMD next quarter) but both of them posted only 33% gains or something for their guidance for next quarter and analysts released new numbers that said they wanted more for the next quarter. This is unironically it. Zero debt, positive cash flow, earnings going up faster than anything else but "not fast enough"
It’s over (real)
>>62568351>>62568265>>62568250be a calm cucumber guys
>>62568357>crab day into red futuresWithout looking at the oracle, doesnt this mean red day
SpaceX is gonna pump today.Interesting.Lets see how the rest of market will react.Feels like a good green day.Lets go Burgers lets pump it up.
>>62568347doing 54% odds now and im stuck in 200 million dollar hell
>>62568327Bobina-san... I can't...Mumuette will be home any minute!Please think of my family!
>>62568361>Wait, NDX is -0,57 and SPX +0,10% wtf man. They are pumping all kidns of stuff in the SPX, while they dumped the NDX in july. Then repumped NDX and SPX got to ATH. Now they sell off tech again and funnel money into other shit.
>>62568250>>62568254its a temporary 3 days consolidation periodsince it's a great stock and earnings proved it more people even more will buy in athe lower price than if it were higherthe moral of the story is dont buy before or during earningsat the very least not until premarket next day because the hedge funds and short sellers that fuck the stock down will cover if not at open, then some time during the dayother financial events will ause hedge funds to be hired to fuck a stock price down so hopefully your buying into a post earnings stock doesnt coincide with a stock market event
EVERYTHING IS SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE I DONT WANT TO BUY ANY OF THIS DOGSHIT EVERYTHING IS FUCKING AIDS AND ITS ILLEGAL TO GO SHORT PRAISE ALLAH PEACE DEAL SOON
I‘m buying stocks you can’t afford with brokers you've never heard of
>>62568373I'm buying chinkstocks because China leads the world in most emerging technologies. Buying MSCI China is like buying VOO in 2008.
>wdc -11%What the actual sneeding fuck?
>>62568375china already face ripped. BABA is up 30% this week. not buying that shit boss
>>62568375You are making a giant mistake lmao bub,Don’t say I didn’t warn you.Maybe ask AI how good idea it is investing in China.
God there is so much good to slurp today but I’m already 0% cash. This is horrible!
>>62568372We've been in the consolidation phase for a month now...
>hardware red>software red
ferocious snarling teeth gnashing rabid foaming at the mouth violet psychotic raping of bobina
>>62568381This is the future you chose baggot.
>>62568382they are going to nigger rug chips to new lows incase you were wondering. Donald got his scam poomper so now he has more wiggle room to bigly bomb the Iranians.burry closed all his longs and doubled down on his shorts on MU/NVDA/SOXX
>>62568351BetOn FrogFr Fr
>>62568384I have a sneaking suspicion that big money is consolidating into oil from insider trading.I'm never correct, but it makes sense for big money to full port into oil from months of fud on oil investors to keep the price low + naked shorting by fed.
>>62568384Yeah why is SaaS so red? What changed? I planned on riding ServiceNow straight to 150 next week
>>62568393how impatient are you guys holy cow, service now is up 28% from its low of 91 a few weeks ago after earnings its going to pull back a bit
trump said war for all eternity its over
>>62568395It’s supposed to go up and to the right though. The ”up” part is really important
>>62568388It’s a good thing Nvidia is pumping just enough to make that faggot sweat
>>62568393>What changed?LOL
>>62568398six us politicians this month have disclosed holdings in service nowByron Donalds: ~$30KTony Wied: ~$50KRo Khanna: ~$15KCharles Fleischmann: ~$15KJosh Gottheimer: ~$15KMichael McCaul: ~$15Kbe a cool cucumber
>>62568379MSCI China's three-year performance is like 16%. What are you talking about? It's insanely cheap.>>62568380>t. pic related
>>62568401if you guys buck broke burry then it would be hilarious to see SOXL have like an 80% day with him trying to panic close down billions.
>>62568364finally won with 54% favorable odds
>>62568388Where do you get that information? How do you know what or who is selling or buying what?
>>62568391Occam's razor is that Trump is keeping oil low because he knows if it goes above $100 midterms are over for him.
>>62568099oh no, please israel, save us! Where's big daddy gibsmedat?!?!!?!
>>62568384Copper green
>>62568388Your pic always makes me want to wife up the girl.
Sheeeeiiiiiiiit we need crude to catch a bid
>>62568398There is a weird mentality that we should be grateful our masters allow us some gains after shorting our stocks as hard as possible.
>>62568153>>62568183>>62568318>>62568366>>62568387Can mods please ban these faggots. Those are the ugliest memes I have ever seen. It’s polluting the generals.Why would you enjoy posting this? They’re gross, go back to posting cute anime girls instead.
>>62568412nigger just go talk to him if you want to. he said you are a faggot and should get married instead of gambling on the internet
>>62568421leopold was one of the biggest SaaS shorters and now that he got a -50% haircut he has a lot less influence and power
>>62568423Its actually just the one faggot and its me, but I love them because they are hideous <3
>>62568250>>62568372>the consolidation that never endsI should have sold at 1950 a month agoAnyway it's funny because at current valuations SNDK 'fair value' would be 1400 a share.So according to valuegroids in this thread it's a value pick. I have a feeling with 6-12% of its float being shorted and the company buying back 500 million dollars in shares a week people won't see it that way and either the shorting pressure eases up and it pumps back to ath or it just..... gets dumped hard even as earnings continue to rise.The funny thing is they projected 46 billion in earnings 2027, but current numbers indicate closer to 65 billion. But hey who gives a fuck, AI is a "bubble" right.
>>62568423Nothing can be cute without ugliness.
>>62568424>no no no little retailoyim leave the gambling to big daddy scion *underperforms the Sap*
>>62568424where does burry liveI have about 60 million guys who might want to pay him a visit.
>>62568423Your opinion is wrong but thanks for sharing! We'll escalate your ticket for you :)
>>62568430cant you make them a bit cuter, they are a bit nasty on the eyes
>>62568430>the legit faggot enjoys doing and posting gross things Imagine my shock
>>62568423Its the GRRRfag deciding to shit up the general with forced memes after everyone made fun of him. You shouldnt be mad, you should instead be laughing at him for being pathetic.
>>62568435he doesn't care about the money. just wants to liquidate faggots like Leopold. extremely based. its like 95% Jewish retard debt casino and 5% guys that are hyper liquidating whatever scam they think is the most obviously egregious at the moment. right now their focus is the infinity debt that will never be paid for by tech faggots
>>62568423I am, the law!https://youtu.be/qolk_rDA9xU?si=wC1o8E1-hw3cz883&t=40
>>62568440I think they are cute because they are ugly, like pugs or old people :3
>>62568443He is still around?
>>62568108I uses Tarot sometimes, it's help my intuition.
>>62568447Regrettably yes Earnings will be announced this Friday to take place next week, I will either be redeemed or fully heemed lets find out!:3
Thread cleanse
>>62568448Use,*
>>62568279>Why? What's wrong with caffeine when it comes to trading?Sorry for the late reply, had to deal in the real world (different ID too 'cause new WiFi). Caffeine, despite being legal, is still a stimulant. Everyone focuses on adenosine blockage but it will activate a whole range of other receptors on top of that: dopamine, acetylcholine, serotonin. In high doses it spikes your noradrenaline and cortisol, while inhibiting GABA, leading to anxiety. Your genetic brain predispositions matter too. Schizos and manics are more sensitive to stimulants, while ADHDs are less sensitive. For me as a sensitive type caffeine makes me euphoric leading up to the peak and anxious in the comedown. So I'll make a bold play in the morning and then stress out about it in the afternoon, likely closing on a loss. This is why I don't drink and trade.Fun fact: most road rage incidents happen in the afternoon, so when wagies are coming down from their morning coffees. But society isn't ready to face the coffee lobby yet.
>>62568453Cleanse this *FART*
>>62568374Solid one liner
Is palantir really going to trend reverse? This looks so shit. I think it really is ending.
NDX right on the MA20 4h
>>62568457>Sorry for the late replyNo worries man I literally just opened the thread like 30 mins after you posted that kek, had it bookmarked in case you or someone else would reply.>bold play in the morning and then stress out about it in the afternoon>when wagies are coming down from their morning coffeesWhat the hell, that explains some things. I have my coffee around 6:30 AM and have a comfy morning, then my afternoon usually turns out to be shit now that I think about it.>Schizos and manics are more sensitive to stimulantsI'm sensitive to some things cuz of my mild autism, so coffee might be one of those things too.Anyway, thanks bruh. I'll stop drinking for a week and see how minor or major the difference is.
>>62568457>>62568472>I literally just opened the thread like 30 mins30 secs*fml
>>62568465>company does ???>CEO is some weird coked up faggot that moved to Argentina and gives schizo rants sweating profusly>Says he wishes he could drone strike anti Israel protests>+27% this week>107 p/e>hekkin LOTR reference!!you faggots buy the weirdest shit
>>62568423Get fukt retard
>>62568465It’s definitely gonna start pumping again
>>62568477lol
>>62568166give me the gold
>>62568423It's the guy who has been seething about semis and claiming it would die for months now. Ugly inside ugly out.
>>62568465>+30%>No! It needs to go up at least 50% before it goes even slightly down Somewhere out there is a guy who bought pre-earnings dumping it off for a quick profit
>>62568491>>62568423I can wait until SOXL goes to $30/share and you guys kill yourselves so we don't have to see pedo shit anymore
>>62568493cant you guys i dont know both not spam
We had a whole two days of green, but we must resume our regular program. Another day, another session where Kioxia eats shit.
>>62568166+27% YTDIt was more than double that a month ago or so but we don't talk about that
>>62568485
>>6256816617% YTD, i was a early oil Baggot bought in April 2025 and suffered bigly until the Iran giga pump, at least gold and silver offset me until then
>>62568465>>62568492Why the fuck couldn't they do that for sandisk
>>62568509they did? they ran it up 45% in a week before earnings and then dumped it on faggot retards that bought the top of the next leg down
Celsius bros… I thought we were due for a pump…
Oil doing a little something. Someone wake up Bussyent and tell him to short it.
>RheinmetallDamn and I was about to finally break even on it
>>62568514People really thought it would be a monster beverage level juggernaut…
>that one faggot that is probably burry
>>62568520They need to get it in more stores, my local shop has it but I haven’t seen it in the big chain stores here
Getting a bad feeling that I should've taken the chance to offload my Microjeet bags.
quick, somebody announce a deal
the CELZ go wooooooo
LMT and RTX calls today
>>62568531KEK
>>62568533Oldest meme award
>>62568531sorry boss best I can do today is a FUD story about wildfires
>>62568529You can still do it today.
I told you all and you didn't listen. All these months of blatant manipulation by Oily Bessent and now Shaky Warsh will make a lot of arrogant bulls suffer.As a moral investor, I will celebrate it.
SPCX dump dump begins today
>>62568543that wti is now at 76? not to be to biased as i was a oil bull and did sell oil for a profit the only problem that a lot of new oil bulls have is that they dont understand that with a commodity like oil it can be in a acute shortage for months and be restored to capacity within months
>>62568514pump got delayed until q1 2027
>>62568527It's at all the big stores here in burgerland. The problem is it's for women and homosexuals.
snxxbros... sold a bunch this time at least
I'm seeing a lot of FUD in here. I just want to remind Anons that meme magic is real, if we all collectively believe the markets will be pumping green then it'll happen.Remember Anons, wagmi
>>62568546wonder how many notices HR will get today after people cash out.
>CEG pumps>Sell for 7% realized>NEE pumps because CEG pumped>DIS finally allowed to cum>PEP pumping because they are scared again and going to go back to divvy shitboss I'm making so much money investing in electricity these AI faggots said they will buy at any price, I would buy oil but that's illegal.
>>62568541But it could still hit $500...
AHEM>clears throatAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Is it possible for sndk to drop another -10% today?
>>62568546kek. Was up like 2% 10 minutes ago
>>62568566yes. i will inform you when it happens that it has happened
I want to buy but only have enough to start a new position or split that money and add up into two positions
>>62568563Well why didn't you sell at 499?
>nigvidia is the only semi that's up premarket
>>62568364lmao no way shkreli planet is on /smg/ why aren't you clipping the new streams? shkreli pill is clipping all the new shit that's happening
>>62568576>only up because SPCX announced a deal with themgrim
>>62568573I was waging and wasn't able to get to my screen in time. Probably should've set a limit sell.
>HTZits happening
>>62568477>schizo rants sweating profuselyI might have to buy
>>62568586fuck off bill Ackman I'm not buying your bags
>>62568593I'm not Jewish
DOMESDAY COMES in 5 MINUTES!!! Repent sinners!!! Or burn in eternal Fire...!!!!!! Red candles are coming! Are you ready?!
Just had a good nap before market opens
Space sex
>>62568602Many BAGHOLDERS will be created and they will join the army of the DAMNED! DOOMED to hold bags...! It's regrettable....It can't be helped. Somehow, they (you) must Lyorn.
Anon, trust your intuition and your skills. Your finesse and planning will overcome any opponent. Stick to the plan. You will make it.
>>62568602ready to buy
fast dump, then upcrabyou heard if here first
>>62568610>smoke a bowl>wait for /SMG/ to say XYZ ticker is going to zero>buy XYZ>set sell order for +5%got it
>>62568610I stick to the plan, I'm close to my fαm, and I'm a very emotional man
There are still Gamestop Generals. It's sad to become a bagholder. They end up joining private groups,coping, posting on reddit and twitter.It's just sad. But they need to learn their lesson. Their arrogance must be punished. As a moral investor, what I've been seeing since Trump started bombing Iran has been utterly disgusting.
drew a line on my chart, if sneedisk bounces at 1144 i'm a TA genius and it stops being voodoo
>>62568613what's upcrab?
O CHADS KEEP WINNING
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>62568602Y tho
>>62568612Ready to sail down the cursed river to hell??? You will Hold BAGS!!
>>62568613What's upcrab?
>>62568621not much, how are you
ahh red days how I missed thee fair maiden
>>62568621up-crabawkward upwards movement
>>62568621>>62568626Not much baggie what's up with you?
>>62568623I'll check that 000
>>62568625man i just want cheap stonks
>>62568623based
I am now a wdc investor
Damn you yanks even my Euro stocks are getting caught in the crossfire
>>62568623Based
HOLD THE LINE TECH BRO-AAAAAAAAACK
Why didn't anyone tell me Scott Bessent made George Soros a billionaire?I thought Scott was a stupid retard who breathed from his mouth like all of Trump's lackeys.
>>62568624Because I AM A PROPHET OF /BIZ/ you should rexognize my writing style!!!!! Everything I post is true . And nobody ever likes it. They dislike what they are afraid of and it makes me an angry WRATHFUL GOD...!!!! Im only here to WARN bagholders, those who are willing to listen, and save them from Hell. Hell is COMING!!! SCREENCAP THIS POST
ok not that bad
>ABSOLUTELY SMASHES EXPECTATIONSAPOLOGIZE
Anyway>Nasdump
Oooh ELF pumping bigly
>>62568108It honestly wouldn't surprise me if at least one anon went to some 70 year old gypsy fortune teller for stock advice.
>>62568651congrats post elves ITT for another 10%
lmao, baggies
sold the labu i was holding overnight for $700 profit, bought 300 soxl @ 121.66
gamesworkshop can you hurry up and fucking GO UP
>CVX>KOThank God I bought the brown liquid.
>>62568651Game?
>>62568661and sold it @ 126.12
>>62568648Hope it leaks into the rest of gamedev. I can see my CDPR going up already.
>>62568663>OXY 5% OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>SPY red >dividend stocks greenthis seems to happen a lot
>>62568664https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/9173697
>>62568669Damn that's good.
>>62568108because of the Tarot cards I re enter SOXS (had one day of red yesterday)@ 45.52
>>62568668new GTA6 trailer soon, load up on Take Two, it will moon
>>62568671>vtuberThanks anyways.
>>62568676What if they delay GTA6 again?
>wdc -15%jesus what happened
>>62568679A delay would be neutral to bullish. They've already recouped the cost and turned a profit.
>>62568661>sold the labutoo soon?
babe that could pay for your flight... come out to nice i will cover everything. when my stay here runs out i'll just move us into a 5 star hotel by the sea
>>62568327HNNNNNNGGGGGGGG WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THIS FUCK
My bags…>big tech upOh ok actually not that bad
>>62568645I've been saying bessent was my boy for this exact reason as well as warsh who worked under druckenmller. Maybe too many split threads so you missed it.
ORANGE NIGGER ANNIUNCE A PEACE DEAL
ACMR Q2 Earning is tommorow bwos
So now is the time to buy Sandisk, correct?
>>62568623All of my gains are going in the wong direction.
>>62568695Again?
>>62568657>>62568681why are these retards dumping so hard on good earnings>>62568689what big tech is upit's literally just nvidia
>>62568099>CLAK>CLAK>CLAK>CLAK>CLAK>KACHUNK
>>62568699Yes, sad I didn’t have more money to slurp the most obvious buy of all time
oh look the V is deploying
>>62568657Kek, they got raped even harder by SNDK earnings.
GAUZ
If MU goes green I will suck gock
>>62568699YesUnless it goes below 1000 due to retards in the market calling for a 'top' because 'earnings aren't 100xing every quarter'Then no
NIGGERS
me wanting to brag about being 15% up already after i bought the snxx dip is the biggest sell signal ever
this is such a tremendously gay and fake market it's insane.
>>62568657Sweet Jesus. Why is this market so disconnected from fundamentals? You've got this tsunami of money, you have long term service contracts that go for years, you've got the best numbers since Nvidia was $100 a share, but AHHH NO SELL SELL SELL. Fuck.
NVIDIA DO THE NEEDFUL SAVE MY SAUXHALL
Blormpf crashing out again kek
>>62568702Nvidia, MSFT (500 soon), even Apple looks to be rebounding a bit
>>62568717"The market can stay retarded longer than you can remain based." -Keynes
>>62568717>disconnected from fundamentalswdym? The price was too high.
>>62568724>defending himself by blaming someone elseAh yes
>>62568715Market makers have outright turned into highway robbers, defying all traditional metrics and their supposed market role. Instead just moving the market which way will make themselves most money. Blows my mind that there's no laws against this.
>>62568731I WAS A HIGHWAY MAN
Okay if you insist I will slurp some adobe up
>>62568717only software companies get to have retarded upwards movement if you're software, you can lie and bullshit and pretend the pigs can fly and investors will put down money until the table breaks in half if you're hardware, as soon as you start making money people wanna bring in "market health" and "sustainability of profit" into the conversation
everything looks like it wants to rug the fuck out
>>62568695He's not in charge.
>>62568648>announced its Q1 earnings, surpassing analyst expectations despite a significant drop in Switch 2 console sales. The company reported revenue of 517.8 billion yen (approximately $3.28 billion), exceeding the market's forecast of 444.96 billion yen. Net profit reached 147.4 billion yen, well above the anticipated 78.3 billion yen. Tendies...we are SO BACK
>>62568724This has been a known issue for years. The US military relies too much on expensive and limited production-run weapons. The plan is always:>we'll buy some of this expensive smart missile/bomb, it's so good we'll only eve need a few, and when we run out, we'll buy the next version even more expensive and smarter missile/bombt. former DoD contractor who worked on PGMs
>>62568740Is Nintendy a buy right now anon? Wtf is this 8 percent gap up? Looks like it has a lot of room to fly desu
>>62568712>said the man
>>62568648Happy for our local tendie buying smiggers
>>62568724quick set VIX to 0 and short oil
bought some QQQ 0dte callsi am not allowed to make it by mr. market so we're crashing today
>>62568743Gamescom is later this month. Do with this information what you will.
>>62568648>>62568740I took a small Tendie loss instead of just holding a few more weeks
>>62568731there are laws but trump doesn't want to enforce them.
>order 12 piece baked sushi (6 tuna 6 salmon) for breakfast>it's literally 100% rice>no fish at allthe economy is collapsing
>>62568724>1300 missileswtf?
>>62568752Eating out is a total fucking scam these days. I never go out anymore. Also>sushi for breakfast
>>62568728price is too high is not a fundamental, it's a subjective opinion that looks more and more retarded the higher earnings rise while valuations fall.This is also a simple theory right here but chinese shit is still banned in the US (and maybe the market will be forced to pump once trump confrims this).But if all hdds, ssds, ram, nand, gpus etc, are sold out for 2-3 years now, even if the ai cycle ends the consumer is still begging for anything in his grimy hands so the idea the profits will COLLAPSE is retarded- there's no stock, the stock would immediately be bought by consumers. It would take 6 years to go back to 2023 lows.
I regret panic sellingFourth time in a row
>>62568752>it's literally 100% riceThat's literally scam. you should get your money back
>>62568752>baked sushi
>>62568758It will go lower
panic sellers give me the ick
>>62568737But the software cunts don't make money anyway, pltr up 2 billion in earnings and more valuable than wdc. What is a software company anyway? Apple makes iphones and ipads, that's hardware. They call it a software company when it makes hardware. Shit is so disconnected words have no meaning except whatever I want them to mean if I'm a billion dollar hedge fund manager bullshitting dumb goyim.
Houthis will announce full scale naval embargo in 25 minutes, markets will shit the bed then V swiftly this afternoon.Yee hath been warned.
I will not sell my SOXL
>>62568724>boomers physically unable to understand why deindustrialization is a bad idea while using up our stockpiles of industrial goods (weapons)
I will sell my SOXL
>>62568761This is such a good movie. Most normies don't understand it but spend enough time shitposting on /smg/ and you'll realize how unbelievably retarded your average fund manager really is.
I will neither buy nor sell SOXL
I once again give you my final announcement. It's OVER!!!! Sell if you want to save yourself
>>62568771Tards tarding tards out there. And they have all the money!
I will be buying SOXL today (IDK what it is though)
BUY SOXS
Presto chango!Semiconductors are now valuable assets again.Good luck out there adventurer!
>>62568706>>62568711Yeah I grabbed a few shares, seems like a no-brainer.
All will redStop to buy
>tfw I got distracted and didn't buy MUU before market open
>>62568780i saw a magician while I was on vacation, he was pretty good
i dont think were going to 80 spixxers, volume is already at 100m
>>62568752>It also implied something policy-relevant: if real wages need to fall to restore employment, it's far easier to achieve that through a bit of inflation (which workers tolerate) than through nominal wage cuts (which they'll fight to the death). This is one reason economists later argued for positive inflation targets — modest inflation "greases the wheels" of labor market adjustment.>So the fairest summary is: Keynes didn't say workers only care about nominal wages out of confusion.>"but the people are tetarded"
rocket lab sisterswe are exiting the atmosphere
rocket labs completely diverging from spacex
>>62568790This will be my second time taking the ride up. Hopped off at 120 last time.
I would like to take this opportunity to be greatful for the allmight and wise market markers for allowing me to sell CEG at 276 and rebuy it at 263 5 minutes later just for them to pump it again.very efficient markets. so efficient that you get to pump and dump twice in an hour for the same earnings data!
>>62568797>>62568797>>62568797
>>62568784based. Illusions are one of my fav things
>>62568796im holding rocket lab long termlove the business
>>62568788forget about that darling, let me take you to a nice seafood restaurant and you can have all the crab you want. the only thing you'll need to worry about is the weather and you won't have to read a price tag ever again
>>62568724...why are people pretending like we cant build missiles?
>ROOT
>>62568849It's not that we can't, it's that we won't. Every weapons acquisition team in the DOD wants new missiles and bombs, so they fund companies to design and build more advanced versions. But making them even smarter is hard, especially when you have to rely only on American produced electronics. So, al ot of the new systems end up in development hell and behind schedule. Meanwhile, the old production lines get shut down. In theory, yes they can reactivate the old lines, but that's not a simple matter. The whole acquisition system is very screwed up.
time for soxl?
Why isn't the Yahoo Finance app working properly today? Is anyone else having this issue?
>>62568761>Scientist>Nobody has ever asked me to repeat something in plain EnglishThat's either a Hollywood only trope or I just haven't been around enough retards.
