Turns Out There Was No Deal (Again) Edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/Previous >>62569357
>>62569946Who said there's no deal
> futures
>>62569949me. bobo
>Nows
They're trying, but they just can't keep my boy ADBE down.
is everyone retarded>hedge fund guy giga genius needs to sell funds whole book, tech drawdown>smg goes all in on memory and faces near bankruptcy and few anons are no longer with us>reddit says buy VOO or VT without realizing both still have extreme weight in tech and semis
Post crabithas
hi (i am better at english now) (not using google translate)
>>62569965The market itself is retarded, we're all trying our best.
Remember: Read Old Newspapers, Go back in Time, Buy low, sell high!
>>62569954the amd/sneed storm is over, nothing more to worry about, the fuck is that rgti? riggi riggitini? no one is buying that shit lamaomy condolences (not!) to WEN baggies
>MARKET PUMPS ON NEWS OF NO DEAL>HAVING NO DEAL GIVES A PATH TO A FUTURE WHERE THERE IS A DEAL
NIGGERS
i'm selling fucking everything and going 100% voo. i'm warning you guys because voo is about to drop 40%.
IRAN IS ATTACKING THE HORMUSSY ITS FUCKING OVER SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL SELL SELL
well there’s a deal just not with usa
how to say as many things as possible for as long as possible whilst simultaneously saying nothing at all?
>>62569967Greetings kind anon (sorry for the bad english) (using 1886 oxford zimbabwean-english dictionary).
>>62569979I went to /pol/ to see if you were right.They're just discussing mexicans and indians./pol/ isn't what it used to be. They don't discuss the news.It's better to be here for news now.
>I will buy into the exit scam pump so the Koreans can dump on me, again
The US will conduct carpet bombing this weekend
>>62569987whats up (you're welcome for good english) (i am using enlgish i learned from US sitcoms and videogames)
>>62569989>People aren't discussing the bi weekly historical hormussy deal
>>62569976No deal -> economic downturn -> lowered rates -> bull marketDeal -> return to normal -> low inflation -> lowered rates -> bull marketAny questions?
power half hourplease
EIGHT = WE'RE GREATNINE = WE'RE FINEZERO = WE'LL AN HEROONE = WE'RE SO FUCKING DONE
>>62569954wondering about Unity will probably have good numbers again
>>62569992They're bombing magic carpets too? But Indians have so little already...
>>62569993Perkele
So I have a question, why does shit only ever go DOWN during after hours and korea time? Why it never UP GOES?
>>62570000>ZERO = WE'LL AN HEROWe had a good run gentlemen
EIGHT = NOTHING WRONG WITH MENINE = NOTHING WRONG WITH MEZERO = NOTHING WRONG WITH MEONE = NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
Five and I'll unalive
I am the greatest filibuster deliverer of all time. I once recited a speech from memory nonstop for three months straight no sleep fed intravenously until they caved and we won
>>62570000Nigga who is we
>>62570015livestream it
>>62570015
>>62570015RIP Smigguh
>>62570015Do a backflip.
Jiggers n' no news>>62570015Don't do it anon
>trump ruins the market again episodeNext time it'll be a "trump is shocked he lost the midterms and is being impeached" episode.In other other news micron seems to be pumping on no news along with amd while sndk still sucks possibly even because of wdc
>>62570018lol this nigga dont know (sorry for bad english) (i am using bing translate)
The Christmas/New Year pump for semis will be absoIutely BRVTAL
>>62570030kek'd and>>62570000checked
>>62570029I don't trust it because skhynix is the direct peer and it's pairwise movement is fucked up.
Situational Awareness deployed $400 million on Tuesday, investing in an unknown, privately held company, per Bloomberg.what did he buy?
>>62570037oooo a financial mystery?
I sold and the very next minute it starts giga pumping after going flat all day. Proof this market is rigged. You’re welcome.
Is trump part nationalizing companies again while railing against socialism?
>>62570000...an hero from the taxes after cashing out our spectacular gains of course!!!
>MU is crabbing back to practically 0 two days in a rowImpressive, very nice
>>625700150 and he won't an hero
>>62570000Well, that's it.
>>62570037>privately held companyAnthropic
55 and next week we crash
>>62570055>>62570000
>>62570055Got em RIP memoryfags
>>62570000>ZERO = WE'LL AN HERO
>>62570055BA$ED KEK WILLS IT
>spacex just randomly gigapumps out of nowhere
how do we remove the kospi effect from the market whilst simultaneously capturing the upside?
>>62570063They crashed a rocket into the moon and reddit says that's good
The market wants to sell off so bad bro, just let it.
>Let me get this straight. You took all the money you made insider trading and bet on memory stocks with 4x leverage?
>>62570065>i don't give a FUCK what theyre saying on TWITTER
>>62570055Didn't rhyme, doesn't count
>>62569965>is everyone retardedYes, objectively. We all just keep pumping money into stocks because there's no better alternative and we all hope people running these companies make good decisions and can make us money.
>>6257007275 and in her sleep your mom will die
>>62570042Ok. Now you buy NTR, EQT and Pfizer because I just got rid of all that.#FreeTip
>>62570073I don't need hope, when I have Elon.
>>62570063You mean: out of 'hey we can sell the first bit now' nowhere?
it literally flatlined wtf
>>62570078The market movers are on vacation
The trading day is ending and the board is beyond dead. What's habbening?
>>62570080It's all beyond fucked.
>>62570080Peak Smoliday
>>62570080numba don't lie
>>62570080it all sucks nothing is fucking pumping im losing money every day fuck it
>>62570080Boring day to be qhwufam
power ten minutesplease!
>>62570080We're just cooling off before the next rally
>>62570080>posture check-_- fine, i sat up lmao
Even BTC spent the day crabbing kek
WTF IS GOING TO PUMP FOR THE NEXT SIX MONTHS IS THERE NO PLAY HERE AT ALL FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS FUCKING MARKET FUCKING RIGGED TRUMPNIGGER DOGSHIT
wtfwt?!
A taco just flew over my house
The memory pump earlier this year ruined me. I’ll never experience ecstasy like that ever again. It changed my brain chemistry and turned me into a degenerate gambler. Since then I’ve been hurling money into the void. And when I’m not doing that I’m watching numbers go up while I sit in cash. It’s over. Time to walk away with my gains.
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>62570080>trump rapes the market for a few months>why are people madWhat's really funny is the boomer who used to shit all over tech has been gone since the beginning of summer. Literally a fucking part time trader>oh but you see, we boomers are smart for going on vacationYou screwed me out of life changing gains I will skin you alive if I ever find you.
>>62570126+0.5%Weird day today.Gud ebening anons.
>>62570126Today: -0.38%This Week: +5.45%This Year: +30.44%From Peak: -2.29%12 Months: +26.91%
that wasn't a monster pump for spcx but its crazy it didn't even do a last min crash.
>>62570126-.98%Somewhat fake and very gay
does smg like baseball? >>62570126-1.1%
>>62570131>Imagine still being down from Liberation Day>And coming here everyday open till closeSmigger I want the best for you, please stop doing whatever the fuck it is you are doing.
>>62570126+0.27% today. Ported mostly to cash and some covered calls.The rest is ETFs and chill. Ya'all can fight for the remaining few percents.
>>62570126+0.67%BORING DAY
DING DING DING DINGPizza time.
>>62570126-0.18% I was hoping for an applovin swing that never came
>>62570136That's not his main account and he has close to a 7 figure net worth, he's fine
>>62570136I don't really trade anymore. Been holding the same stuff since April. I like coming here to bang post, ding post, >futures post, ew post, and power hour post. I'm just here for the memes now.
>>62570151I only really buy Silver these days, its fun to see people try to make it big in the casino though. Being into stocks when you don't have insider info feels like gambling.
>The big streamer is currently developing an in-house AI program that automatically edits their shows as the dailies come in. It is being beta-tested as we speak, with two shows being used to train the algorithm. They want to pay as little for post production as possible. (Netflix)>>62570126-0.09%
>>62570151its okat least by being neutral, you aren't stupidcould have been some hgraf shill
GENMF anon here. I did some calcs>assuming bullish metals market>assuming GENMF moves at the same rate as a major peer such as SBSW (in reality GENMF moves somewhat more, both directions, even with dilutions factored in)>x% chance GENMF goes totally bust within the next 2 years>y% chance construction decision or takeover announced>1.8x - 3.8x share price jump after announcement, sell immediately after>(z% chance nothing extreme happens and you can just sell for about the same profit as what you would get from SBSW)If you are considering or have already invested in a major copper, palladium producer pic is how much % you could shift to GENMF. Obviously the bust/upside % and multipliers are my approximations.
>>62570156How's Mumbai these days Rajnesh? How shiny is your silvaaar?
>>62570161>holding minersEhhhh.....
>SaaS still greenwon't trust this
>>62570145It's a lil over 7 fig now>>62570160I'm bullish, but only in leveraged index ETFs, not specific stocks or sectors anymore. I don't even touch SOXL these days.
Skipped monte carlo tonight, decided to gamble on biotech instead, labu overnight. At a fancy hotel bar. Beaches are still lively and its very hot, should have done a night swim instead, but theres live jazz here. Tea cost 12 euros. Drinks cost a lot more
>>62570151Its ok I still love you smiggy wiggy <3You are an essential part of the rich smg tapestry Mr. Ding. Please never leave us. And promise me you will never die.:3
>>62570162Only jeets I see on this Godforsaken site hate PMs. At least call me an antisemetic schizo who thinks fiat will collapse or something.
You know what really pisses me off? When I'm right about a stock and yet I don't invest.>see stock dump bigly>its a stock i believe in>decide to hold off on buying since the company is doing collosal fuck ups and am waiting for a clearly better entry>ceo more obsessed with stock price than companies actual success>puts out worthless news that stops the stocks freefall "just wait for earnings and you will see that its clearly turning around, trust">i refuse to buy in>earnings come>turns out it was worthless after all and just overhyped shit to stop the free fall>stock is still trading 33% higher than before the free fall was stopped>all because the overhyped news effect stuck despite being proven worthless>look at stock today, more than a 2x from when I was interested earlier this yearI could have literally all in'd and have more money now then I did with fucking semiconductors at the peak. You cannot imagine how much self-hatred I have right now. I could've just went all in when the fake bullshit news was used to stop the stocks slide and still be up bigly. I could be at 200k+ right now. Instead I'm back in 5 figure Super Hell because of semiconductors dumping so hard!!!!
>>62570165minors are to be protected and treasured
>>62570170The tea is worth it tho, best cup i have had in years
>WLDNMy boy never disappoints
>>62570170i miss vegas. it's pretty fun for degens (if you're not poor).
>>62570168Nice, congrats anon
>>62569959This is the one, I can feel it
>check reddit for ticker trends>everyone talking about hertz for some reasonIs this another scampump like WEN and SPCEX?
>>62570134>does smg like baseball?Does the most autistic board like the most autistic sport? For me, it's the Dodgers. I liked listening to Vin Scully and I'm a Shohei stan.
>>62570181Yeah.
>>62570171i love all of you too, my only frensi can't promise i won't ever leave or die. When I run out of money, my plan is to just go live under a bridge. I might not have internet access.
>AAOI
>>62569967What's your rank on SC2 ladder?
>>62570134I'm a casual who only watches sporadically during the playoffs. It's handegg for me
>Post markets
>>62570181Yes but this time you are actually early enough to profit from the greater fools who arrive late to the party tomorrow.Then when we rug pull, we can be all 'Hertz, don't it?'
>>62570178This is nice babe...
>>62570173I predicted that Maxlinear would recover and pump thanks to AI back when it was like 10 bucks but didn't put money in it because the other outcome was it going bankrupt. Could have 10x-ed fuuuuuuuck.
>>62570192>GOY
>>62570126-1.1%
aaaaaaaaand it's gone
hey do yall remember the andes virus a couple months back? apperently its in france rn>https://www.lemonde.fr/en/health/article/2026/08/06/hantavirus-tourist-who-transited-france-in-july-tests-positive_6756228_14.html>what will this do to the economy?
Nice, france. The riviera.
>>62570188nevermind
>>62570126>UP 0.72%Crabbed again
>>62570199France isn’t real brother
>>62570079WTF is this Furry Tranime shit lad?
>>62570195Nevermind I did put money in it but sold at 30% gain cause it wasn't moving at first.I also got into MU at mid 100s and sold for 100% gain cause it was crabbing and the whole Iran thing started. That sell was very retarded by me but it was a big gain and I was scared.I've been right about most of my other semiconductor picks too but I've not managed to catch a big bagger out of any of them. Feels bad.
>>62570151Bro. But what if you are sick, or want an off day? Who is in charge to replace the Bang Bang or Ding Ding man? You are the only one in charge.
>>62570208>france isnt realnothing burger, got it.nah but seriously i feel like we should be somewhat woried about this no?
>>62570199You schizos are STILL trying to freak people out about hantavirus?>No symptomsLol. Lmao even>>62570134I can't stand baseball, so fucking boring. I just want the world cup to come back already.
>>62570000Checked.
>>62570199I know they're the 2nd biggest in EURO and all...but who the fuck cares? French wines overrated compared to napa / sonoma wines anyway. Also their prez got groomed LOL
KEVINDARSHKEVINDARSH
>>62570120Its called fattening up the pig for slaughter.
>>62570224well its the fact that it can yk, spread to other countries. fuck up trade even more?its also a rodent based virus>in france
>>62570126+1.01%
Any other SOXS holder here?
>>62570235>its also a rodent based virusFound patient zero
>>62570126+8.63% off Unity earnings pump. I'm a fucking idiot.
>>62570126>+ 0.20
>TTD
>>62570235also considering that ebola has hit 4000 infected and has no signs of stopping (most likely going to be the largest ebola outbreak ever recorded) im bullish on Moderna and Novavaxx
>>62570251>ebolaGave me nostalgia of 2012 damn
>>62570195>>62570212>Could have 10x-edDamn that's worse. I just keep getting so many fucking close calls and somehow miss almost all of them or when I do hop in it ends up being with a tiny amount reeeeeeeeeeee when do I jump in with an all in? Why so many close calls? It's like I'm identifying big winners without realizing it and every single time just barely missing the train. It really pisses me off. It stretches back years now. At least you get some gains, I just get left sitting on the sidelines seething for it to go back down or alternatively a paltry inestment woohooo 200%.....on $2k instead of $100k
>>62570243>Shares sonsWhat an odd way to put it
>>62570214We have a fast food diarrhea plague in the US, I wouldn't worry about it.>>62570251DO NOT invest in Biotech unless you got some solid info, or if you have to invest in companies that handle chronic diseases or weight loss. Diabetes/Ozempic is an easy call.
>>62570126+0.95% on no moves.
>>62570255havent you realized that time is a flat circle anon?
TTD The trade desk bulls are roping live right now on stock twits after earnings shit blood out of its ass
>>62570264I don't even know what TTD is, maybe that's a good thing
>>62570264It went from 17 something to 13 something. Big deal, that's like 3 dollars and 15 cents.
>>62569949What deal?
>>62570126-3.77% day for me. Nuclear red. Idk how so many of you got out unscathed today.
>>62570268same never heard of it
>>62570260im VERY aware. ive been following this story since may. i know exactly how dangerous the AndesVirus is. im investing into these companies primarily for ebola, the last time something like this happened was in 2013-2016 and novavax hit 240 dollars. Andes Virus is a more long term concern, something we should be worried about over the coming decade or 2
>An idea of a deal has been put fourth (that Iran doesn't currently know about)
>>62570199We can only pray it kills every yuropoor
>>62570278>Oil pumps regardlessIts over, they don't believe the habitual compulsive liar anymore, nothing is sacred.
>>62570283quite the oil pump
>>62570279the place youd probably see the most death is going to be in india. it spreads the best with feces and urine particles in the air. this is going to be nothing like the retardation that covid was. not in the way that itll be better or worse, just different.
>>62570286LETS SEE YOU PUMP THEN, SMART GUY!!!!
>>62570293I buy bags of CRAK, not oil
>>62570167>NOWL spiking after closeI'm gonna cryFor fuck's sake can gold or memory or fuckin ibm pumpFuck my shit
>>62570015do a flip
>>62570293Woah it’s a rare lil smigger
>>62570301Just buy AAPL, CVX, KO, SCHD and chill
>>62570303Plenty more where that came from frendo.
>>62570195I would ask why you didn't bother to shill but I already know all that gets shilled here is shit that's too vague to make a value call like AI before the runup, shit that's garbage like grrr or retarded reddit meme stocks like Wen
>>62570256>>62570212you need money to make money aka jews don't just have insider info, even when they don't have insider info they can just afford to sit on a few million dollars in calls on Booty Butt Cheeks AI stock until it pops
>>62570309>buy the Wendy's dip
>>62570271$80 one year ago
>>62570306>just buy all this pumped up shit and SCHD
Shit might be fucked for tomorrow. Praying for a green Monday frfr
>>62570316Life was unironically better when he was president which demonstrates how utterly shit things are now.
>>62570321It was like a Looney Tunes, Wile E Coyote tier comical drop after close. Woof.
>>62570324aapl and cvx are not pumped, ko is a steady grower and SCHD is there for some diversity and stability. these are blue chip winners and the three top holdings in Berkshire Hathaway fund. You're ab absolute nincompoop and will keep getting dumped on forever
i sneeded n shidded
>>62570325>we're already at fridayUnpopular opinion but next year I'm going to sell in may and go away.>>62570334>4 trillion dollar stock is not pumped
>>62570338boomers will keep buying aapl which will give it a steady floor and a rare dip buying opportinity exists rn from the fake earnings dump. the problem with buying the big brain sure to go up stocks is everyone is already doing it all the normies which means they're prime candidates for profit taking by hedge funds and the like
>>62570338Time flies when you're losing money
i talked to glenn news, the CEO of news today. he didn't say much of anythingWHAT GIVES
>>62570126-1.98% the goyim seething at needbius tanked me
>>62570316i need a frosty rn
>>62569946I'm looking to invest in robotics companies (I think that we're going to have humanoid AI assisted robots in the home within the next ten years) what companies should I invest in?
i invest in fast food companies based on which ones have the tastiest ice cream
how come brazil has been sitting at 14% interest rates for 4 years and they aren't doing the collapseful? but if the US or japan were to hike rates by 1 mere bepis then the world ends overnight and nature reclaims the ruins left behind?
>>62570102Tesla will PUMP.
>>62570001Who is making games when every big studio is failing? Won't the fired workers just get a real comouter software job?
>>62570379we do the dutiful and 2000x leverage tech scams and ponzi schemes that are sustained through sheer retard debt
>>62569946>Turns Out There Was No Deal (Again)
one look and you can just tell he beats the index
>>62570396>
Easy loverShe'll get a hold on you, believe itLike no otherBefore you know it you'll be on your kneesShe's an easy loverShe'll take your heart but you won't feel itShe's like no otherAnd I'm just trying to make you seeShe's the kind of girl you dream ofDream of keeping hold ofYou'd better forget itYou'll never get itShe will play around and leave youLeave you and deceive youBetter forget itOh, you'll regret itNo, you'll never change her, so leave it, leave itGet out quick 'cause seeing is believingIt's the only wayYou'll ever know, ohShe's an easy loverShe'll get a hold on you, believe itLike no otherBefore you know it you'll be on your kneesShe's an easy loverShe'll take your heart but you won't feel itShe's like no otherAnd I'm just trying to make you seeYou're the one that wants to hold herHold her and control herBetter forget itYou'll never get itOh, she'll say that there's no other'Til she finds anotherBetter forget itOh, you'll regret itAnd don't try to change her, just leave it, leave itYou're not the only one, ooh, seeing is believingIt's the only wayYou'll ever know, ohNow don't try to change her, just leave it, leave itYou're not the only one, 'cause seeing is believingIt's the only wayYou'll ever know, ohShe's an easy lover (she's a easy lover)She'll get a hold on you, believe it (get a hold on you)She's like no otherBefore you know it you'll be on your knees (you'll be down on your knees)She's an easy loverShe'll take your heart but you won't feel it (you won't feel it)She's like no otherAnd I'm just trying to make you see (trying to make you see, yeah)She's an easy loverShe'll get a hold on you, believe it (get a hold on you)And like no otherBefore you know it you'll be on your knees (you'll be down on your knees)She's an easy loverShe'll take your heart but you won't feel itShe's like no otherAnd I'm just trying to make you seeShe's an easy loverShe'll get a hold on you, believe
so are we doing this HTZ short squeeze or what?
I really fucking need a 5x on an all in. I don't care about reaching riches in the short term anymore. Just enough wealth so I can move the fuck away from all these poors that are one 2008 away from getting foreclosed on. So many of them are just shitty neighbors. Just one 5x, do a downpayment on a house in a wealthier neighborhood where the neighbors are no where near as annoying and continue to gamble on stocks.
>>62570411Its literally under your nose smigga>>62570411
+0.10%Thanks, Trump.
>>62570402there are far worse gambles
-.83%The market wants to dump so bad, I have no idea why we dont just let it since ocassional bear markets are healthier than infinite gigapumps.
>>62570439Cuz jews don't want you to buy low or catch the dip
>>62570439We had a month long dump though
>>62570402>A short... squeeze? Mr. Smiggerson... you should know better by now that we don't let those happen. No, not since the GME incident.
>>62570443I bought the Tesla dip.It's going to moon to $500+ in the next couple of months, I just know it.
>>62570448Fuck it gonna buy it too then
think I left my run too late boysshould have started getting my shit together 5 years ago
>>62570450It's at it's lowest price for the last 6 months.Plus when Elon proves that his Robot production line works, it can only go up from there, right?I think it's a good buy.
>>62570457I think so, it doesn't even matter you said it's going to 500 so I trust that
>>62570448I heard Elon wants to merge it with SPCX in the future. Not sure if that's a Moon or a Mariana Trench scenario.
It's pronounced Marinara Trench
>>62570460You overthink just buy nothing makes sense with a meme stock anyway go of the vibes
>>62570432>>62570447i might throw some calls at it tmrw. they're pumping it pretty good AH too
>>62570460I was reading into what happens to your shares when mergers happen, because I'm kind of new to investing.But if that happens, doesn't it mean I will either be offered shares in SpaceX or be given a set price for my existing Tesla shares?
>>62570241*raises paw* itll be back up to 300 eventually
>>62570478>>62570241oops nvm thought that said SOXL my bad I'm fading fast ignore me
>>62570379If the first world has the economy of Brazil the world collapses. If the Brazil has the economy of Brazil it doesn't. Does that clear it up?
>>62570476They have a deal cash price. Your broker should send you a message before warning you about the event. My broker sent me the message where they said irdm bought rklb for 2027
Kind of hope Korea dumps so I can get cheapies but they'll probably crab since they dumped last time
>sold my hertz calls right before closeHope it crashes.
>>62570476Yeah they usually just smash those things together in a way that doesn't fuck anyone over money-wise. What I meant is whether the event itself will be viewed negatively and tank the stock.I had stocks of a company that did the opposite actually, and split its R&D department from the main thing. You had X old shares decreased by Y price and X new shares worth Y price. That was interesting as well.
Was a fancy place but a nights stay takes 7 soxls which i cant really justify when im alone. Getting thai food. Will think about monte carlo a little more
>>62570402Look at how the WEN short squeeze went. If you didn't already get in earlier today it would be very risky imo.
>>62570492dump+crab is my guess
>>62570496It's up 17% in the aftermarket.>>62570499Yeah, wish I knew earlier. People are saying it's going to $6 tomorrow but we'll likely be buying bags tomorrow. It's up like fucking crazy.
>PLNT>Beat earnings>Downgraded price target to 106 at Jefferies>Nigger dump to $51 because of a lawsuitthe lawsuit involves a car driving through the wall of a gym and killing an elderly man. Seems kinda wild to dump like 13% over some shit you couldn't even control/weren't responsible for lmaoanyways I bought some to gamble the rebound this stock has been a super undervalued shitcoin for a while now
>>62570498Monte Carlo is nice but can be seen in a day, are you in Nice or Cannes my smigger? And are you all alone sailor?
>>62570498>he spends his gains on things rather than buying more stocks until they're deadlmao @ u
>>62570515Im all alone, yes. In nice.>>62570516Im currently 101% equities so your criticism is invalid. I am spendimg someone elses money
>>62570521you still gotta pay margin back bro
>>62570504For now it is and it's only been a couple hours
>>62570505this stock graph looks terrible
>rapes your Jackson hole in your path
>>62570476Ignore the other posts. Mergers and acquisitions can be paid for with cash, stock, or a combination. It depends on what the target and acquirer are willing to pay and accept. Some mergers are all stock, any spacex Tesla merger is probably going to be all stock. You would receive shares in the combined entity post closing.
>futures
>>62570505The idea of a car crashing into a planet fitness and there's just blood and bones everywhere and people are crying for help but it just keeps setting off the LUNK ALARM is so funny to me. It shouldn't, because that sounds like a horrible tragedy, but I can't help it.
>>62570539This is a Shkreli board now
>>62570538>You would receive shares in the combined entity post closing.Cool. That would suit me.The TeslaX (or whatever he me rename) mega corp. would surely be one of the most valuable company's in the World at that point.
>>62570524I thought so too but i keep winning more of it, feels like a life cheat code
>>62570505>PLNTi would posit that the stock has tanked because of those new fat loss GLP-1 drugs. why go to the gym to lose weight if you can just take GLP-1?
Spy bros WTFWT
>>62570546>i keep winningWe're going to win so much, you may even get tired of winning!
>>62570549are that many people really on those?
>>62570552Glad I closed my SPX 8100/8150 short call spread for 50% profit before close
>>62570521>Admitting you're alone to strangers while traveling abroad.You're gonna get robbed that way, mate. Take more care.
>>62570557Yep. They're making pills now too so no need to inject yourself. There were also some legislations in the EU passed to allow them recently, so even more reasons to dump. People are gonna be dry zombies in 10 years.
>>62570567they really are medicating the entire populace one way or another, huh. pfizer pump???
>>62570557It's worse than the opioid epidemic. My doctor's group had to hire additional staff just to help process the thousands of insurance prior auths generated by GLP-1 scripts alone. A thirty percent increase to personnel in that department for no other reason than the shear number of fatass meds.
if anyone could tell me if the stocks are going to go up or down that would be greatly appreciated thank you everyone
>>62570573Gonna be a sneedtrarian. I take glp shit and it's amazing. I don't wake up hungry anymore or binge eat, it even makes me crave alcohol less. Not even shilling but it's genuinely great taking it.
>>62570577You're the one who got dubs you tell us
Yields on the 10-year.Scotty Bessent is a homo queer.Markets starting to taste the fear.Crash incoming and we got no landing-gear.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPn0KFlbqX8band played this tonight, pianist and singer, their version was better but it's a good song.
>>62570402The stock is oversold anyway, any price point under $3.50 won't have you bag holding for long even in a worst case. I'm hoping for $6-7
>>62570583Based
>>62570583why do they have such flat noses goyid?
>>62570584Bottom signal
So are we just getting progressively higher bond yields for the next 30 years?
And so I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bedJust to get it all out, what's in my head
>>62570461thats when a bitch is on the rag boss
>>62570593bonds will bottom, warsh sounds like patrick bateman when he talks and i have full confidence in him
>>62570600I thought he sounded... wishy warshy.
>tfw havent pooped in almost a weekshould i be concerned?
>>62570578Enjoy your paralyzed digestive tract then I guess.I'm on the Low carb/Keto diet and I've lost 30lbs in 12 weeks.The natural way is best.
>>62570593the fed is going to hike interest rates trumps last year to send him goodbye and then the economy can recover in 2029
>>62569954>canopy growth>0,93 USD stonksReally running thin on Friday, huh?
>>62570607I'm gonna do a drink-your-food diet soon, already ordered all the powderYes I am a loser that can't seem to really lose weight without cheap tricks. But at least I've proven to myself I can hold weight with normal food. Hope this one gets me where I wanna be
>>62570213I was gone last week traveling. /smg/ survived without me just fine. I'm not that valuable
>>62570618you need a skinnier friend to look at you quizzically when you're eating, maybe one that hits the gym every day too
>>62570605Congrats, you're about to give birth to a baby
I bought VOO yesterday with my 401k, I hope it was the right decision.
>>62570618>Hope this one gets me where I wanna beYou'll never be a woman
>>625706185-7 day water fasts are a lot easier than you would think. You’re only really hungry for the two first days. You’ll lose weight and it’s good for you just to do it.
Turns out I lost half my annual income on leaps
>>62570592Imagine being so fat, you have to take a drug just to stop eating all the time.
>>62570631Coward.>>62570635Degenerate gambler.
>>62570641I wouldn't call leaps on WMT degenerate but here we are
Intredasting
>>62570645Why would you buy leaps on an overpriced grocery store boss?
>>62570624I may not be skinny but you can see my abs somehow with 23% bodyfat. With my luck with friends I have a feeling that friend could be all shoulders and arms with a skinnyfat stomach. I just love so cardio so much and that friend he probably not be able to keep up with me at all and with my luck he is probably even a smoker. So he's probably never gonna do anything that is fun for me just lay there and snuggle or whatever
>>62570647Do they make a new fucking decision every month or what? That’s disgusting.
>>62570634yeah no I'm gonna do a nupo diet plus eating lot's of protein to retain muscle
>>62570635>BTC>Silver Miner>VIXthose are all speculative
>>62570650I get the equity at a 15% discount and wanted to increase my exposure. Also on the weekly, my signals said to buy
>>62570653fair but snuggling is the best thing in the world and you can still see my abs when i flex and i wore my size 32 pants tonight that i bought when i was 19
>>62570655Sorry sweetie dieting doesn’t work. Do a 5-7 day water fast and then just stop eating before you go to bed and you’ll be good. No need for anything else. We all know you like your suppers and late night snacking. Just admit it.Anyway good luck. You’ll make it. I believe in you.
I'm going to bed lads.I pray for a good market open for you all tomorrow.
>>62570666thanks man but I dont think anything good happens until maybe monday
>>62570663Ok looks like we have both been wearing our teenager clothes today. We might have that in common.>>62570665ok interesting opinion fren. I usually do one meal a day since forever tho
>>62570665when I was fat the one meal a day was just a "half a day meal a day"
>>62570654Looks like an election odds chart (fake and gay)
