>overnight security >sit at a desk for 8 hours in a comfortable Herman miller Aeron office chair >watch kick streams, listen to music, smoke a few cigs>free coffee and snacks all night >hardest I have to work is putting a sticker on someone’s parking ticket for validationI get so much pleasure sitting on my ass and doing nothing despite only making $24 dollars an hour. Why should I do anything else? I’ve worked in warehouses, retail, all kinds of horrible dogshit where you’re on your feet the entire shift. I would rather be homeless than stand and move let alone physical exert myself in exchange for money. Once you get a taste of the herman miller high life, you’ll never stand again.If I get another job, and they ask me if I have any questions, it will be mandatory to ask>”if I’m otherwise not doing any task, will there be a chair to sit in with back support”? I’m not even joking. Being on your feet is slave-tier. If I don’t get fired I’m probably gonna end up dying at this job. I will stay and sit on my ass for 20 years and get paid to do it. I do not care.
>>62570318Done those jobs before as a matter of fact. It is a job for losers.
>>62570318>nightsOP be slowly atrophying while selling it to himself as 'the dream'.
>>62570360I have done consecutive nights and days. And had shifts where I do nothing. Might be fun when you’re young but take a look at those who work full time or work it as a career. They are kinda bottom tier.
>>62570360Yeah, my dad told me nights are terrible. He has done them too but it was for a legit high tier position and wasn’t permanent. My dad never told me nights are terrible directly but he would say “you are putting up with a torturous night shift.” The nights can be especially shit if you actually have to do anything and have to force yourself to stay awake. I am fallen asleep at the front desk.
>>62570377Hmm interesting point, nights can be real terrible. Can I suck your dad's cock?
>>62570388I did those security jobs during my bodybuilding phase. The job isn’t something you want to do. In 2026, I am sure everyone is from India.
>>62570318Why the fuck don't you get a second job you can do remotely or study on the job so that you can get a remote job? You could double-dip and retire early if you played this smart.>I will stay and sit on my ass for 20 years They'll just have AI powered robots replace your ass in 10 years. You have enough time on your hands so take an hour out of your day to look up the insane advancements within robotics in the last 5 years
>>62570318>whyBecause I make twice what you do, probably better retirement and benefits through a union and I don't break my back to do it. The downside is there is always more work to do, even if it dried up I'd make tools to save time. If I were in security I'd look for more aggressive and specialized work because I'm trying to retire some day.
>>62570419>get a remote jobLiterally show me where the fucking remote job is. I’m so fucking tired of this bullshit. There’s no fucking remote jobs that I can just apply for that aren’t already outsourced to jeets. You can only get a remote job if you’re some coding dork faggot.>spend an hour studyingNah I’m good. I’m too lazy. 35 years old btw
>>62570433So you think you’re better than me?
>>62570318you should be studying everthing preparing for a higher paying security job.
>>62570438I think OP could do better. If he's doing near nothing, he could do and earn more. I don't want to live in a society where the intelligent, literally any level above the elite human capital being shipped in by the million, isn't pursuing their personal best and leadership official or unofficial. You said it yourself the job is for losers, even having the cognition to realize this means we need both of you doing something more important.
>>62570455You need a master's in chairsitting to get those upper-tier security guard jobs.
>>62570318>Lazy>SmokerYou'll be a miserable pathetic fatass with diabetes, numb feet, back pain from poor muscle tone, bad lungs, and weak heart by middle age. I work as a nurse in a primary care doctor's office and I see ten sad fucks like you every day begging for ozempic and complaining about your shitty knees and back between loud breaths.
>>62570495The job is for losers and old immigrants who cannot get anything else. Definitely a lot worse than when I did since the labor pool is definitely a lot dumber and companies can treat the wagies worse.
>>62570495He can’t do better because that is who he is.
>>62570553Yea I’m just pathologically lazy. I used to be a supervisor but being responsible for other people and having to do annoying administrative shit and hound people to renew their guard card etc got too annoying so I tapped out after a year and requested a demotion
I do slightly more but make 3x as much
>>62570685Yeah, this. Everyone wants “high income” but not everyone actually is meant to do those types of jobs.
>>62570318>unable to imagine the good times ever ending>buy house and boat>live paycheck to paychecknothing will ever go wrong feels good
