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Google be selling bonds>https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/alphabet-jumbo-bond-sale-draws-155806353.html?guccounter=1>Alphabet Inc. has received about $115 billion of orders for its latest jumbo bond sale, signaling renewed investor appetite for debt tied to the artificial intelligence boom after a recent selloff.>With an order book of that magnitude, the deal has attracted more than four times the anticipated size of as much as $25 billion>The demand surpasses that seen on other recent AI bond offerings from companies including Amazon.com Inc. and SpaceX. The Alphabet deal is offering investors relatively high concessions to attract demand>Ranging from 2 years on the short end up to 40 years on the long end. Long-end spreads (such as the 20+ year buckets) have been hovering around 115 to 118 basis points over Treasuries, reflecting investor demands for higher compensation given the massive scale of Big Tech's AI infrastructure spending.Looks like the future is really scary and investors are going back to the boomer days of buying bonds by the billions
KOSPI TOP IS INAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Based OP. I am the Sisyphus trader btdubs
>>62570815For $UUUU
These kikes are suppressing spy like no one else.
>>62570810Holy fucking kek. Another humiliation for orange nigger
>>62570810Even better they are demanding a 7% fee which is insane
>>62570810what if this was the plan all along? to cause a crisis on purpose?
kevin please
>>62570816BA$ED!I AM SMIGGYPHUS!>>62570818KEK Nice one smigguh
13F institutional filings are coming in, tech valuations are propping up the tech industry to 1/3 of the entire stock market, based on holdings. God have mercy on us all. Not much sharing buying going on in Q2, semi dump started the same day the quarter ended. I think it's time for exit liquidity.
>>62570833hi
>>62570834Kek
>>62570835this is bullish retard
>Michael Burry bets against rally: 'We are near a major top, and possible a 1987-type fall'you had a good run boystime to pull out
>>62570836i suspect you are the wrong kevin
Ofc bill kospi isn't taking a dump today cus i actually hedged earlier today. Isn’t pumping either. Just eternal crab. Booo you whore!
>>62570842so we're going to SPX 8000 in 2 more weeks?https://youtu.be/9v-33jcEDk4
>"returns have been higher if you invested when the stock market was at an all-time high than when it wasn't (1926-2024)" -schrodersbear sisters our response
Been seeing a lot of covered call ETFs posted lately. JEPI, JEPQ, SPYI, QQQI, TDAQ, GPIX etc. What's the deal?
>>62570850if you invested the day before the crash in 2008, how long would you have had to wait to be green again?
>>62570841>Low volume on share purchases>One industry props up 1/3 of the entire stock market>Rate hikes are already on people's lips>bullishok buddy
>>62570814it's 4x oversubscribed baby, people are tripping over themselves to give them money. the future is bright and if you're scared i'll hold you
>>62570852Aren't those all big divvie guys?
>tfw actually awake for kospi since I'm forced to work tonight
>>62570854Five years
>>625708545 years
>>62570814goodnight. be a good girl and be courageous
>>62570860asian markets freak me out desustressed enough to have money in euroland and north america, if you're in asia you're practically on the clock 24/7 sp00ky >>62570861>>62570864that's insaneand the AI bubble bursting is going to be far worse than that little temper tantrumscary
>>62570854That hypothetical is known as "Investing like Bob" and it's the ultimate "time in the market beats timing the market">https://awealthofcommonsense.com/2014/02/worlds-worst-market-timer/Basically you go cash only and go all in the literal day before the crash. And it you still end up making it
>>62570871The thing about back then is that we had just climbed back from the dotcom bubble and then the GFC fucked everyone in the ass again. Most people here aren't old enough to remember it, and if they are they're gay. So you won't really get a good idea of what it was like back then.
>>62570875I remember you could get 2 kias for the price of one
>>62570874Get fukt boboxisters I'm smart for slurping the 300 soxl picotop
$MIGGILY WIGGILY WOOTHE GOOKS JUST DUMPED ON YOU
KOSPI GREEN GOLDEN BULLRUN TOMORROW
>>62570871Just invest in a broad asian etf or fund and chill. fpadx, vpl, flax, iemg, etc.
>>62570814Every dip in equities is instantly bought and every IPO is oversubscribed. Now the fuckhuge bond sales to build data centers are bought up instantly as well. Where the fuck is all this money coming from?
Buy solar stocks.
>>62570879Why shill mouth turds anon?
Anyone else here stop by /sp/ee during the world cup?Apparently the South Americans have this term called “anulo mufa”Mufa meaning a jinx, and anulo meaning to annul.So whenever someone jinxes their team they say anulo mufa to try and counter the jinxer.Sometimes I feel that way when certain /smg/gers talk about stocks, kek.
>>62570884no
>>62570886those latinx queens carried /sp/ during the wc desuthey've got sovl
>>62570884I'm long photonics, solar, and silver. I have no cash
>>62570857I don't know. Last time I saw covered call ETFs being posted this much was the 2023 dip. JEPI and JEPQ were posted a lot. The difference is that we're at all time highs.
Nikkei (where things actually matter) is rugging.
>>62570886>>62570890I hate divegrass. Some day I hope to be rich enough to make divegrass and divegrass posting illegal
>>62570884I bought panels for my house the last year that you could get the 30% credit. Then they rugged everyone and increased electricity costs from datacenters. It’s worked out pretty well.
>>62570892You are so fucked lil bro lmao
>>62570894I think it's just cats wanting to boomermaxx divvie income you think it's a top signal?
>>62570854>Japan took over 20 years to recover from the 80s
>>62570901My energy compay offered to do the same thing for me, for a fee.I did the math and it would take me about 20 years to break even with the electricity saved & sold so I told them to fuck off.
>>62570905I have a favorable deal where I get paid what they would charge me for power. And my payback period was less than 10 years before the price increases.
>>62570886Things get real weird when you’re watching the stock market. I’ll be getting mystical real fast when shit starts going down.
>At its nadir in March 2009, the S&P 500 fell 56.8% below its previous All-Time High (ATH) on a closing basis, and 57.7% on an intraday basis.would you have had the balls to hold
>>62570914yeah number always go up
Now that we’ve paid with a red day, it’s time for a green day tomorrow. I’m gonna pump so much of my cheque money in!! Lfg smiggers
>>62570885Why not
Daily reminder traders have to take 2 weeks consecutive vacation to ensure they aren't committing fraud.They will be returning to their desks to pump the markets in about 2 weeks. But now they are bing chilling my smiggas.
All of the gens posted here are grossthere is a reason only AI will make shit like this
>>62570927ahh but aren't you a big dumb black grrilla nigger?
>>62570931Really? Right in front of my Lil' Smiggers???
Excited for the weekend
>>62570903It also used to be rare seeing accounts over 250k posted here. I'm thinking that my /smg/ frens are actually making money. Multiple anons are chilling on their monthly divvies. There have been more posts about people quitting jobs too.
>>62570884I believe the govt rebates are not getting renewed so no point.
>>62570933I am a dumb gorilla smigger but I'm not black.and I'm actually quite petite.
>>62570931the smgigger making these probably put gross things in the prompt so it's not the computer's fault the user is operating it wrong
>silver
>>62570940petite enough to be my legal loli sister-daughter/wife?
>>62570931
>>62570937>He thinks accounts over 250,000 are impressive>I have that in a single meme stockYou are like a little baby to me :3Goo goo ga ga bitch smigga
>>62570886Kek>>62570901I wish I owned a house during the solar promos
>>62570941He's a bot or an unemployed sociopath. You pop in and out in the morning and the evening and he's still spamming his bullshit.
>>62570949you didn't earn that money though. it's not impressive if your starting funds are from daddy
>Just buy ITM calls bro, it's like owning 80 shares!Is this a meme or is it worth it for the leverage?
>>62570951You’ve been mindraped by Jack the smiggler
>HTZ about to moon due to short squeezeguys get in
>>62570956yes its actually a non degen way of using options. you will get a much more even return and since its ITM its not as affected by changes in volatility.
>>62570950
>>62570953It ain't about your starting fundsIts about your ending funds:3
>>62570942>he turned it upside downholy shit it might work this time
>>62570956Yes but your delta will drop with the stock price and you will still bleed money every day for theta but many a smigger has been made rich buying itm year out calls
>>62570961yeah i buy deep ITM LEAPs (delta around .85) for ez gains without owning the stocks
What’s this pattern called
>>62570810You see, the 'ranians can stay based longer than the orange nigger can stay alive.
>>62570969cooling off for the next rally
so will this help or hurt them tomorrow
>>62570970>USA idHELL YEAH BABY WHOOOO
>>62570810lmfao
>>62570972>$576Mdrop in the bucket for META
>>62570972>Cash flow – Cash flow from operating activities was $31.86 billion, and free cash flow was $784 million.(1)yeah he's good for it boss
>>62570972>whole minutes of ad revenue
>>62570969Why did you cut off the edge
>>62570972>paid off a problem>problem is goneI would bet it helps. But it's not the only thing price is hanging on.
>>62570804>futuresI am so done trading index futures... The Jews jewed me... Simple as.
Is the semi dump finally over
I can't poast
>>62570991HahaLol:3
>>62570991I've given up trying to predict the market I just say green = good red = bad and hodl just the same
>>62570956You need to compare the breakeven of the LEAPS to buying shares on margin. Lets say your margin interest rate is 10% and you plan to hold for a year. The stock would have to increase 10% for you to breakeven end of year. If you buy LEAPS one year out and your breakeven is 15% above current price, then you should just buy shares on margin.
Wastin’ away again in MargaritavilleSearchin’ for my long-lost barrel of crude
>>62570983I didn’t mean toWhat’s this pattern called
>>62570830The world has been deglobalizing since 2018
>>62571002>Dirty hands>Clean money White collar sissies wouldn't understand
>>62570991Implying it has even begun
thread themehttps://youtu.be/Hhg2Yc3Iu8w
>>62571008Nigga looks like boss Nass
>>62571015Kek it really is just a whole song of this shitty midi genesis soundfont and this boomer screeching Ps1 mogged n64 so hard desu CDs are the future https://youtu.be/e701QHyCr0o?si=Oa73qjK6lh8yk3E6
>>62571003Pretty standard dancing grimes grinch ears
i'm going to run out of money...
>>62571021it really did but the shitty limitations of the n64 have their charm
>>62571021>Ps1 moggedCan confirm https://youtu.be/7pS39em7MkU?is=Cow02Jg4h805AysD
KWAB BAGGOTS KWAB
>>62571039>AIDS>GRIDS>Gay Related Immune Deficiency Syndrome Fify
When does it fucking end
>>62571045Just say GAIDS, its cleaner.
>>62571039bruh (this was difficult o type) (i;m drnk)
i am not a goldbug but it would be really really REALLY funny if gokd went to ATH beforeEoY
KOSPI BREAKER
>>62570956>>62570999Also look into creating an options spread called long synthetic futures. Buy ATM call, sell ATM put. The leverage you can generate is much higher than LEAPS, and will act more closely to buying the 100 shares.
>>62571036>Random shot of Shaun white eating shit KekWe need to go back Nostalgia for a time I was barely sentient They would never do an intro like this to a sports game now it would just be little nas x or juice world
>passes anon the blunt
>>62570879lmao. i had a dream about: not kidding: Marlboro Brown dip. i guess it was suppose to be tasted like mild straight? it wasn't bad desu
korean stocks just refuse to break out of this downward channel. we have another 50% downside until we're back to the high end of normal kospi levels.
>>62571065>They would never do an intro like this to a sports game now it would just be little nas x or juice worldGaming is so dead unfortunately
I am telling you all Florida will be the new Miami will be the new Byzantium and LATAM is the future.I was wondering why there was so much buying up of the Columbian Peso in the swap data, they put this dude in along with a bunch of others, he's literally a US citizen who spent the last 3 years meeting with NATO/Trump/Bibi and he's mob lawyer who spent most of his time in italy defending the mob, kek. Nu Treaty of Tordesillasis in play, thats our half of the planet now and a lot of money is going to flow there to build it up and make it make money, and it will flow through Florida.
>>62571070>mild straightlol. copenhagen straight
>>62571021>>62571081are you unc enough for this?https://youtu.be/e-wieD_-PYo
>>62570802>beats earnings>dumps 16%What does it take to fucking pump in this market
Any smiggas ROLLING TIGHT WHIPS EVERYDAY? BENTLEYS LEX MERCEDES AND ESCALADES?
>>62571101not be memory
What would the world look like if sneedisk was at 3000?
>Trump tweets about deal that was supposed to be reached two days ago or yesterday>oil down 15% >news comes out that the talks were just between Iran and Oman and Trump lied>initial reports are that tolls will be imposed and Iran will control what gets in>complete non-starter for the American side>oil up 5%I really don't get the oil market. What the fuck is wrong with these commodities traders?
The bubble bursting is actually bullish for semis, AI will not die just "AI as a service" that relies on centralized data centers will.Its a bull case no matter what happens, wagmi
the hedgies actually liked sandisks earnings they just dumped to scare people into selling.
>>62571103how are people this stupid?
>>62571112Aren't they all bots now?
>>62571112>I really don't get the oil market.Then voo and chill faggot, not everyone is smart or a good trader
Told you to buy Nintendo, but I bet you listened to the demented nigger always posting his shitty webm.
>>62571142>Imagine the smellI did indeed buy some Nintendsoy today
>>62571118>huminoid robots walking around with 100k in ramtweekers are stealing aluminum railing these day.
>>62571146This desuHumanoid robots will need self defense:enabled to operate in the USA and yurope
>>62571146If its smart enough to walk and talk, its smart enough to deliver a 200mA shock to the nigger trying to steal it
>>62571142Is it still too late to get into nintendo? I need something to make me feel good since I am bagholding semis..
>>62571118is this how DRAMlets cope? those bags are getting awfully heavy
>>62571133They aren't.No bank would finance that. There's a limit on loan-to-value.Santander and Global Lending are the real shit eaters and not even they would do this deal, especially not on used.
Chadjeet up bigly
>>62571155nigger? there are legit masters STEM degree people teetering on homelessness these days.
>>62571163It goes from 10mA (slightly painful shock) to 300mA (cardiac arrest) depending on skin color
I ran my account down 50% from january through march. I then ran it up 400% in april through june. I then proceeded to run it down 85% in july. I am currently down 70% ytd. I am still bullish on AI and am invested accordingly, but I am now so far down thanks to my use and abuse of leverage that even the most bullish outcome would only maybe, just maybe, return my account balance to where it was at the start of the year. The only way to do better than that outcome would be to use the same amount of leverage that has brought me to this ruinous outcome in the first place, and I think to do that would probably end in me getting zero'd out. Then I would have to hang with aschenbrenner in the cuck lounge, having been directionally correct but blowing ourselves up with leverage regardless.Is anyone else in a similar situation? Participating in the markets barely even feels like anything now unless I use leverage, thanks to being so downbad already. Otherwise I am just gambling with pennies and what's the point.
>>62571142you're not even close to in the green tho, are youyou got a temporary reprieve from some yentervention.
>>62571155Cops can't even protect themselves against blacks imagine the lawsuits for robotics companies they are gonna have to make them super cucked.>>62571156I'm in at 12.70 some schizo made some long post about money flowing into nip value stocks and I don't remember any of it but it made me want to buy it. If you zoom out we've got tons of room to fly and I personally want to see Nintendo succeed. I would never get my kids a goystation or a PC but switch is based for having locked down multiplayer, no mtx slop for first party games and no channels for diddlers to reach children plus anime tits for days
>one girl cancels plans tomorrow>other girl told me I’m projecting (2nd in like a two month span to say this to me)It’s fucking over for me
>>62571170Would you rather have money or a gf anon
>>62571167just buy stock and dont use leverage. 3 positions split 70/15/15
>>62571170Projecting?
>>62570814How do I buy bonds, what's the yield on these? If it's 15% or higher I want to buy some.
>missed hertz and bought spy callsNo hope.
>>62571173Honestly though it’s bit of a relief, I want money
Reminder that today, Roundhill photonics etf LYTE was released.
>biggest pump in market history 2 days ago>watch it all slowly bleed back down in the following daysThis sucks, beavis.
>>62571170youre talking too muchmake the sale then go dark until you meat up.a lot of you fags post your logs from tinder/bumble/hinge and you've already discussed the first 3 dates worth of info.youre selling the meeting, like a phonepig in the BDR pits, thats all.
>>62571190Had a girl ghost after changing the time I was available to Saturday from a Friday.I like to imagine she thought I was seeing two different girls and thought she wasnt good enough for the friday date. In reality I just had an appointment.
i miss mister jerome
>>62571175accusing someone of something that he feels about himself
If we don't pump tomorrow I might kill myself unironically.>>62571186
>>62571195I saw Jerome once. we were at the same ladyboy club 2 days before jackson. we made eye contact an nodded before selecting our ladyboys to bring back to our respective hotel rooms.
>>62571200Didn't mean to reply to your post anon
>>62571193fill the pipe.numbers game.no one closes every sale.every kissless has a sob story about some troon on discord they spent 7 months talking to before a failed meet up.they're nothing but a lead in the CRM until they buy.ABC smigguh.
so if im understanding this correctly, on polymarket the "will jesus return by the end of x" market is the risk free rate right? it's the equivalent of bonds on polymarket?
>>62571201what kind did you each select?
>>62571142I'm up 15% but it's on a 1% allocation, stuck bagholding other things.
>>625712112 each. I went narrow and feminine. Jerome selected 1 narrow and femine and 1 bimbo max that was slightly taller than him.
>>62571170why are you talking to multiple girls at once? that's a bit disrespectful isn't it?
What's the read on the jobs report tomorrow?Papa needs a slighty used pair of shoes selling at a deep discount.
>>62571217i'll give you some inside infoi haven't had a job since marchi haven't looked for a new one
>>62571220bingo!
Abdul El-Sayed
>>62571220All I needed.Shopping for 0 dte way out of the money. Locked. And. Loaded.Thanks fren.
$6 for a cookie is insanethe economy is fuckedsomeone needs to fix this
Shit's pretty gay and retarded RN
>these markets CROSSED STATE LINES
>>62571162>smart enough to buy Petrobras stock last year>not wealthy enough for it to matterI only bought $2000 worth of stockI hate being poor.
I think I might join this divvie boomermaxxing jobquitting trend. Good night frens.
The real play is to not gamble.
>The Greater Fool Theory: This is the formal economic description of this exact scenario. It dictates that a price of an object is not determined by its intrinsic value, but rather by the sheer probability that you can sell it to a "greater fool" at a higher price later.Kek
Buy photonics!
NIGGERS
>>62571268>idWTF
>>62571254The irony and scam of investing. It doesn't matter for the low capital individual, but if millions of those poorfags put their few pennies in, it still benefits the rich guy
>>62571268>>62571269
>>62571269lol its over for you
Anyone else sad they missed the SpaceX bottom? Now that it’s too late I kinda wish I had slurped and then just left it there for years. Just in case.
We're likely gonna get rate hikes in 2027 if not by eoy 2026. Wtf to invest in to prepare for this? I keep hearing about le value rotation and the price action makes sense for a lot of these picks getting shilled here (msft a month ago, adbe, now etc) but what is going to make this different than 2022? I thought the same thing going into rate hikes in 2022 but all these companies ate shit it went flat. WTV value etf crabbed for all of 2022.Was it more that 2022 was just a correction after insane covid pump and it was less about rates or wat cause if the same shit happens it kinda seems that all stocks are just fucked for the next couple years. I'm still going to be bogleheading ofc but I would like to pick some winners instead too. Thoughts?
My farts are extremely rancid at work right now...(>:]-+--< ~~~
portfolio bros give me a list of like 5-6 etfs that i should hold for the perfect portfolio real obscure shit not just voo
So, uhm, now that we've seen the power of the US military. What do we do if China blockades Taiwan?
>>62571300SPYM (yes, you do want voo)SCHDSPMOFNDXXLK
>>62571300mlpxxbiewtxmeiclnkre
new episode of kospi is out bros
>>62571300BUG
My physical paper silver, copper and accessories are doing a lil something
How do I cope with selling my hertz calls bros? There will be another one any day now right...
>>62571311those little enemies look like Cliffy B's take on them. they're more cute in Halo.
>>62571300AIRR
Fuck kospi
>futures
