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>>62572925bought rgtz and got fucked bullshit market makes no sensei will make opposite moves to my intuition from now on how do i stop watching stocks and start making moves and building positions and stick to my positions instead of checking and doubting
> nows
GENMF anon here. I did some calcs>assuming bullish metals market>assuming GENMF moves at the same rate as a major peer such as SBSW (in reality GENMF moves somewhat more, both directions, even with dilutions factored in)>x% chance GENMF goes totally bust within the next 2 years>y% chance construction decision or takeover announced>1.8x - 3.8x share price jump after announcement, sell immediately after>(z% chance nothing extreme happens and you can just sell for about the same profit as what you would get from SBSW)If you are considering or have already invested in a major copper, palladium producer pic is how much % you could shift to GENMF.
>>62572939hmm good question..*leaves thread*
Good buys?Impossible challenge: DON'T shill me your bags
How large are your cash reserves rn? I'm sitting on 25k myself
>futures
>>62572944200k
>>62572943cas->DON'T shill me your bagsah fuck
>>62572945what can we expect from sneedbius
>>62572941I seen you shill a few threads ago. I’ll give this a look when I get a chance. Thanks for the research anon.
>SPCX
>>625729445% of total
>>62572925Warren Buffett's friend"Don't buy VOO its overpriced""Buy this instead"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VClxzcbjpgA
>>62572945After the Bullish report the last doubter of the generational golden bull run is gone.
>>6257294442k
>>62572941GENMF ain't going to go bust, they've secured their funding and have government backing.
>>62572944around 25% excluding my emmergency fund
>me and my bags
>>62572950>TrainI'm already there, nigga!
I'm afraid of Friday pumps because that usually follows with Trump's funny weekend adventures
>>62572945Lots of space shit names next week. Could drag SPCX back down.
WHATCHA>BUYAN>SELLAN>HODLAN>PLAYAN>WATCHAN>LISTENAN>READAN>EATAN>DRINKAN>FAPPAN>FEELAN
I’m thinking fed LOWERS rateTime it before the midterms as wellLet’s go
>>62572968iran said >1 more attack by the us and we will set gcc infra on fire
>>62572971>picrelWHATCHA>BUYAN>SELLAN>HODLAN>PLAYAN>WATCHAN>LISTENAN>READAN>EATAN>DRINKAN>FAPPAN>FEELAN
>>62572969space x is not a space company
Tesla starting to stonk again, like I thought it would.Up 3.6% in the last 24hrs.
>>62572925
>>62572966All you need is 9 cases of fully automatic AR’s
we were actually wrong about msfjeet? let it tank again back to $350 so i can buy in
>>62572977>needs an OIL Baron>screaming red Wojack>Buy High, Sell High
Oh yeah, Vegas, whatever happened there.
>>62572974Make your bets lads. How up/down from IPO do you think it will be at that point?
>>62572971Holding pltrBuying pltr on dip
>>62572971NAPOOPAN
>>62572986I’m unironically staying at the Mandalay Bay this Sunday.
>>62572974people were saying this would dump as shares became more eligible to sale....wtf happened
im literally crying shidding and farting in the casino, tf donny gonna do?
>>62572995It was pre-shorted, then once new shares came available they covered.
uhhh
>>62572977>WHATCHA>>BUYANNot>>SELLANPuts>>HODLANUUUU>>PLAYANNot>>WATCHANFinishing the last seasons of TWD after years>>LISTENANhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8de2W3rtZsA>>READANSubstacks>>EATANThai>>DRINKANGot cokes for the weekend, trying to cut back on sugar though>>FAPPANMixed girls>>FEELANFeelan bretty okay
aaaaa?
>>62572995If you know something is going to happen, then the event will have been priced into the stock well before it happens. The lockout dumping factor is likely part of why it's fallen so much in a month.
WTFWT WTFWT WTFWTHALP FIX THIS
Is it a good idea right now to invest in high yield bond etfs? If the AI bubble pops, or if the yen carry trade unwinds, will bond etfs go up? Or do you think bond etfs will still go down further before that, if the fed or the japanese raise interest rates?
Are they pumping spacex so the new unlocked shares can sell at a better price?
>>62572985Anyone got a good oil baron? I have some Chevron memes, but I don't think I have a baron.
uh-oh, stinky
wtf happened now
>>62572984All depends on the H-1B visa debacle now.
The weekly friday rugpull is coming in The ride never ends
>>62573007The original is this one I believe
Why have Google changed the size of the font on the search results! FFS.This will not go down well with investors. It's going to tank.
must be a new truth on the truthberg terminal
>>62573013Aight, I'll try to make an oil themed one later today smigguh.
SOURCES TELL ME ITS FUCKING KICKING OFF EVERYWHERE IN THE MIDDLE EAST ALL AT ONCEABANDON YOUR PORTSSELL FOR YOUR LIVESSELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL SELL SELL
HGRAF hoes why are we pumping today
>>62573021>sourcesMay I see them?
>>62573024ITS HAPPENING
SpaceX up 12% in one day
>>62573024*unzips urethra*
But I'm on the outside and I'm looking inI can see through you, see your true colorsInside you're ugly, you're ugly like meI can see through, see through the real you.
>>62573021Okay, I reversed all my positions, hope this doesn't ruin my life forever :^)
>>62573021War is business.Calls.
they blocked the ballroom so now we're going to war
>Babe, do you want to watch the GTA6 trailer on Netflix with me?
>>62573030how dare you call me ugly? I thought we were friends
>>62573028Moves like a shitcoin kek
>CANELiving la dolce vita.It’s the sweet one.Sugah sugah oooh honey honey.>>62572941I lost money months ago on your GENMF recommendation. These obscure miners are just pump n dump scams. Be careful smiggers.
>>62573024
>>62573034US is going to have to grow some balls and start using JDAMs instead of our standoff munitions if we want to keep this up.
>>62573035Why the fuck do people still pre-order games in 2026? All new games have a high chance of being a total piece of shit. I would never pay extra to be some corporation's unpaid beta tester.
what is there buy on the chink markets? baba? byd, even though ithe stock has done nothing for years?
>>62572971>BUYAN100 shares of GENMF to show support to the shillanon>SELLANHTZ>HODLANINFQ bags>PLAYANMagic the Gathering>WATCHANNothing>LISTENANThe Valley of Fear audiobook>READANCollected Short Stories of Anton Checkov >EATANOlive Garden >DRINKANWater by day, Bourbon before bed>FAPPANMy ex wife's nudes>FEELANCautious optimism covering deep sadness.
>>62573044she looks like ada wong :)
>>62572994Going to any cool shows or anything?
>META sued for over half a bill last night>They're green todaywe're in a CLOWN marketI repeat we're in an actual CLOWN marketfor CLOWNS
>>62573038A true friend will tell you the truth you need to hear. Stay based brother.
>>62573043Keep in mind its been 2 years and we don't even have footage of the gameplay outside of the /v/ leaks a year ago.This shit is so dire.
>SOXS
>>62572984No fuck you it went to 350 twice this year. You missed out and we are going to 600, timmy. Jeet means victory
SAM ALTMAN CELL PHONE NUMBER LEAKED
>>62573022Idk but I'm fucking relieved to finally approach my shitty $4.75 position again. Seems I was far too late to the party.
>>62573040who do you think shilled CANE at /smg/ :)
>>62573043Some started giving 10% discounts for showing trust. Not GTA 6 though of course lmao
>>62573053Since the leaks, the game was completely changed to be a gacha kart racing game
>>62572987Massively up when they realize musk isn't in the business of rugbulling his own company and they all fomo in at $250.
>>62573056
>>62573044>what is there buy on the chink markets?Nothing. Don't. I bought like $40,000 worth of BABA when it was at $150 in 2021 thinking it was undervalued and seeing all the headlines about how China was going to become the next big economic powerhouse and thinking the new Biden administration would ease relations, only to baghold that excrement until last year for like a 1% gain. This is despite the fact that BABA was posting growth, good financial health, cloud service, etc. I would have doubled my money holding anything else.Chinese stocks are garbage and not worth it due to global relationship issues with the west. This is even more so now with AI war. Trump is absolutely going to increase trade friction over the next two years.Seriously, I am telling you for your own good. Don't own Chinese stocks.
>>62573053>13 years since the last GTA >Soon to be 15+ years since the last Elder ScrollsWhat the fuck have game devs been doing since then?
>>62573056Story: allegedly mossad loaded data onto a French lawyers phone instead to taking dataThis included hebrew and English contacts
SpaceX Chads stay winninghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J16lInLZRms
>>62573049Meanwhile that one fitness company went down because some guy rammed a car through a gym's wall and killed someone, which is entirely out of their control. Don't remember the ticker, it was yesterday or something.
>>62573048Tournament of Kings at Excalibur with my son. Aquarium. Then sneak out and play the tables and hopefully meet a lady of the night while my wife is asleep.
>>62573079your son's name is Aquarium? lol wtf this is why we need bullying
>>62573056I'm going to text "NIGGER" to whoever this number belongs to.
>Trump Moving Forward With Attempt To Fire Lisa Cook After Supreme Court Setback – @ABC SourcesHE'S STILL TRYING TO COOK LISA COOK
>>62573035Why are people so eager to give out interest-free loans to corporations?
>>62573084das racis yo
streamers are getting beat up in japan. will this affect twitch and amazon's bottom line?
>>62573082Meant go to the Mandalay Bay Aquarium you silly goose
>>62573083
>>62573072There's already too many live service games with years of updates so any new release has to be fuckhuge to capture any market share.They can't do smaller releases either because they would get raped by the 15k indie games that get released every year now.
>>62573092They have geese at the aquarium?
>>62573096I’ll let you know when I come back
>>62573062Oh that was you too? I actually bought CANE around same time I bought WEAT and DBA during Iran debacle earlier this spring. Sold everything for profit except CANE cus it got IV crushed for some reason. Now it’s finally starting to pickup but will prob sell at breakeven cus I don’t believe it will go much higher than 11 dollars.
Pick a direction!
>>62573046>BUYANTTWO>SELLANEA>HODLANEverything>PLAYANEtrian Odyssey 4 on the 3ds>WATCHANbaseball>LISTENANMoritz Moskowski>READANNueromancer by William Gibson>EATANsushi? tbd>DRINKANcoffee with whole milk>FAPPANfbb hyper futas>FEELANeros philia and agape
>>62573083Pls post screen cap
>>62573101I bet they have crabs.
>>62573096is this some kind of inside joke? why would the monterey have fuckass geese? retard.
MARKET PLEASE JUST STAY PUT RIGHT HEREMARKET PLEASE JUST STAY PUT RIGHT HEREMARKET PLEASE JUST STAY PUT RIGHT HEREMARKET PLEASE JUST STAY PUT RIGHT HERE
finally some good news
>>62573111*crashes*
I can hold through the pain
>>62573109I meant the band Geese.
>>62573094Regular, non-live-service games still make money. Live service is pushed for by suits and shareholders and could be skipped entirely. What they want is an infinite money cash cow that's gonna keep squirting dollars for 15 years like GTA 5, but what they don't understand is that you can't force that to happen. Yes, the game needs to be good, but even if it is it could just lose the playerbase and shit itself.Small games assessment I agree with. Riot's smaller games in the League of Legends universe might as well not exist.
>>62573109Anon we are in a Geese market. Haven’t you heard?
dead threaddead market
mb then lol
>>62573126>Loud, annoying, aggressive for no reason, and shits everywhere.Yeah, that's surprisingly accurate.
>>62573122Actually I heard tft is doing quite well for itself.
>>62573127At first glance the sowers appear to be doing tedious, meaningless work
>>62573091Cute :3
>>62573127dead bedroom
I wish id bought more spcx this shit is unironically mooning what the helly
>>62573133>HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK
>>62573109geese are fish, they live in the water
>>62573134TFT was part of the main League client for a long time (still is maybe?) and shilled aggressively at every step. I feel like it's part of the live service ecosystem so I didn't consider it, but you're right. I was thinking more of Song of Nunu, 2XKO (fighters are niche to begin with so ehh) or The Mageseeker.
>>62573115The nightmare might finally be over.
>>62573136>But it's on the table, the fire's cookin'>And the former babies of slaves are all workin'>And blood is on the table and the mouths are chokin'
>>62573146Geese are technically fish because, according to medieval marine-biogenesis theory, barnacle geese do not hatch from eggs of flesh, but instead grow spontaneously from sea-born barnacles attached to floating driftwood
>>62573028ELON. IS. GOD.
I'm about 15% poorer because I unnecessarily hedged my portfolio for a downturn in the last 30 months or so
>>62573163Did you know barnacles are actually crustaceans like crabs? I thought that was fascinating.
>>62573115No rate hikes fuck yeah. Now this faggot drumpf just needs to end the war and we pump big!
>>62573163reject jew science, return to traditional european knowledge
>>62573075PLNT
dammit i sold my asts at the bottomi thought elon was cancelling space
>>62573174Having a diverse portfolio is for gimps.Just go ALL IN bro.
>>62573165this is unironically problematic
>>62573177I hope he’s doing okay.
So is something gonna happen over the weekend that might make me want to secure my profits and selling today? Not really been following any Iran news this week. Is a cease fire for a while pretty much assured by now?
>The US government says it has taken steps to “dismantle a web of currency exchange houses and shell companies” it claims Iran has used to evade sanctions and “secretly move hundreds of millions of dollars”.Would be funny if they raised the Hormuz tax in response.
>>62573177>Delta P>Once its got you, its got you
>>62573079>with my sonHow do you manage stock market highlows with the responsibility of a whole other human?>hopefully meet a lady of the night while my wife is asleep.Nvm you are trash.
>>62573165>not naming it, “Goy Speed Pass”
>>62573165Damn can you really do this? Kek
don't check DAVE computer
>>62573192They're not likely to shoot at each other I believe, not with the US being allegedly short on rockets and just not having any success with aggression in general. But I'm just a retarded smigger, don't take my word for it.
NIGGERS !!!
>>62573196I have 3 different market accounts. You need to relax brother I was only kidding. I’m happily married. Talking to random women is not cheating.
>>62573205True
>>62573207>hopefully meet a lady of the night while my wife is asleepTalking. Lmao.How do you manage the highlows with a son to provide for?
Gold buildin' a lil' structure on the chart.
Oh no
TESLA TESLA TESLA.TESLA TESLA TESLA.
>>62573220I kinda wanna buy it. Seems pretty cheap still after the big heem. Not sure how bullish it is long-term though.
My urine is thicker than corn syrup today and twice as sweet. There's no way I am buying US tech or AI today at these prices. Especially since Blumpfy is one fat finger away from aggitatating his illegal war. Is there anything worth buying right now? Are Euro stocks safe?
Hello my smiggers! Happy Friday, anything worth buying today?
i'm going to the gym and i hope xbi is higher when i get back. don't any of you dare buy it
>>62573232But what did Dario watch?
any chance of spcx getting back up to... idk... 185 any time soon?
>>62573232They were ASMR fart videos.
>>62573230CVX
Is it safe to hold over the weekend or should I just sell the whole portfolio when I finally have some gains
>>62573228Well, I bought at $322 on Monday.Seemed to be in a bit of a dip at the moment, but looking like it might return to $450+ levels like it was in May.I'm looking to hold it until October earnings report time as it will also be when Elon finishes validating his Robot production line. And if that is a success, I can only see the stonks going up.
>>62573165bullish
>>62573242Depends on what you're holding
>>6257323710 years maybe.
>>62573174>managing risk in an environment where the treasury and fed are aligned to pump assetsRetard.
>>62573230Euro stocks are alright, but depends which sector of course. My favourite discovery of the year is the Polish stock market, especially gamedev (Gamescom at the end of the month), but that's closed already for the weekend.
>>62573165Basado
>>62573205AND JEWS !!!
Remember when Trump said on Sunday that the strait would be open on Monday, then on Monday said it would be open in 24-48 hours and crude oil dropped $20 as a result?
>>62573247Lmao wtf
>>62573165>checks into hotel>"oh hey anon we just need a credit card for incidentals"
>>62573258He didn't specify which Monday.
>>62573262When you give hours, it's specific.
The 40th anniversary of Black Monday is falling on a Tuesday
>>62573262He said on Sunday that he would be open tomorrow, meanwhile 5 days have past and oil is still down, it drops like a stone but takes weeks to recover to the same level, this comes as ADNOC admits that at least three ships were hit in the strait this week, killing 1 mariner and injuring 20 others
>>62573267it would be open tomorrow*
>>62573265
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/M.1786082469.A.4CC.htmlTaiwanese BBS
>>62573267it's insane, i've never seen anything like it in my 5 months of trading oil
>>62573267Shut up nerd
