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>>62574924
>I got liquidated

retard
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>>62574924
Didn't BitMEX shut down recently?
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>>62574935
Space jew
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>>62574924
THE CHICKEN-AND-EGG CIRCUS OF FAMILY™
Yo, welcome to the greatest clown show on Earth: “Why Aren’t Zoomers Having Babies?!”

Everybody’s standing around like, “Damn bro, birth rates are cooked. Young people don’t wanna start families anymore.”

But hold up, chief.

Zoomers are living in a completely different circus tent from our ancestors.

Back in the prehistoric-ass days when human life expectancy was around 30, you didn’t have the luxury of going:

“Hmm, perhaps I shall spend my 20s finding myself, traveling, building my career, healing my inner child, and seeing if this relationship has long-term compatibility.”
LMAOOO.
Brother, the village would’ve already thrown a bucket of rice at you and yelled:

“CONGRATULATIONS, YOU’RE A FATHER.”

When survival itself was the main event, having a family wasn’t just some lifestyle aesthetic. Kids could mean more hands working the farm, more people protecting the household, more support in old age, and a better chance the family survives the next famine, war, disease outbreak, or whatever demonic DLC history dropped that century.

So the clown logic goes:

Shorter lifespan survival pressure earlier family formation more children family becomes the survival machine.

Now fast-forward to the modern circus.

We got medicine. Sanitation. Nutrition. Technology. Education. Contraception. Social safety nets. People routinely expect to live into their 70s, 80s, or beyond.

Suddenly the life script isn’t:

“Reproduce ASAP or the bloodline gets deleted.”

It becomes:

“Bro, I have 60 MORE YEARS. Why am I speedrunning marriage at 22?”

And that creates the chicken-and-egg problem.

People may delay family formation because life is longer and survival no longer demands immediate reproduction.

But delayed family formation itself can contribute to fewer children, because fertility is age-dependent, relationships get harder to
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jews = downward spiral; inversion; devaluation of everything; divide and conquer; well poison; deceive; degenerate; cause imbalance. There are enough milkshakes for everyone, they just want yours, and keep you as tax paying slaves so they can print.
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>>62574924
Me and my wife reference this all the time :)
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>>62575020
Your perversion is not my business.



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