Down bad in Vegas Edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/
>>62575855nobody needs OILOIL to zero!
>>62575857>me in the purp
> futures
MU should do a stock split so it becomes more accesible to the average go-erm...guy
>>62575864god i wish that were me
>went to Latin concert last night>big booty Latinas in white shorts and skin tight dresses >wake up this morning>fighting for my life not to goonGIVE ME SOME TICKERS TO RESEARCH RIGHT NOW.
>>62575857fuck humidity
>>62575856I think these have to be made by Chinese glowies, they’re too well put together as propaganda.
NIGGERS !!!
>>62575863Same
>says price stability in your path
>Threads slow as fuck>after all it is the fucking weekend>mention how to live longer and healthier>jews show up and instantly blow through an entire thread so fast we are already on to the next next threadWhy do jews not want us taking l-carnosine and living forever?Nothing will stop anons from taking over the stockemmarket
>What is your alcoholic cocktail of choice /smg/? I mean the drink that has to willing to fight a bartender if they make it wrong.
So let me get this straight, Americans are making a huge stink over an "affordability crisis" despite the fact that they can walk into a local Costco and get a job moving boxes that earns them more than a mid-level engineer earns in Western Europe. How fucking spoiled are you people?
>>62575892It's just an amino acid? Wtf so special about this shit?
>>62575889>task force
>>62575907amino acids are peptides
>>62575873Just watch the futures puppy and clear your mind of female poisons. Maybe research RDW. I know an engineer who's absolutely convinced it'll hit $40 three years.
>>62575903I don't drink anymore after getting blackout drunk and apparently kissed black dude while my friends recorded it. I decided after this I'm not going to do a drug that makes me act gay and gives me bitch tits.
>>62575903I've never been willing to fight anyone over something petty as a drink but I do like a manhattan made with Jefferson's Reserve.
>>62575906There aren't enough jobs like that to go around you retard. It's actually pretty competitive.
>>62575903shirley temple
>>62575919Kek
>>62575910>Wtf is this thing>It's just another thing cool dude that doesn't tell me SHIT
>>62575906your mid-level engineer sir
>>62575924you didn't ask what it was, you already seem to know it's an animo acid, you asked what was special about it. it's a peptide
>>62575916Costco was just one example. Anyone with even a basic education can get a high-paying job in the US with excellent health insurance. You have to actively try to be poor there. My point is, stop fucking complaining.
>>62575929You have no idea what the job market is like in the US. Good luck getting a job moving boxes with health insurance if you have a criminal record or haven't already been moving boxes for at least 5 years.
>>62575929i don't want to defend wagies too much, i have a lot of contempt for them, but this time they're right, i's not easy out there and hasn't been for 20 years, that's why they hate ai so much, more goodies for capital and a threat to them
>>62575929the only reason i have mediocre pay is because i forgo all health insurance and benefits. stop being gay. (((central bankers))) have stolen from whites everywhere.
>>62575906Housing is far more expensive in the US. The box stacker is going home to a roach infested single while the engineer can swing a 2-3 bed condo.
>>62575907It has what plants crave
Oh glorious MSFT schizo poster, you were right about Microsoft, Amazon and more recently, Disney. Bestow upon us more of your wisdom and how do the fuck do you come up with this shit
https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/data-centers/amazon-secretly-circumvents-community-vote-for-massive-ai-data-center-45-year-old-rules-lock-gilroy-residents-out-of-public-comment-window>we will still be told that 'memory is over' even as they buy all the chips and post record profits
>>62575865MU should split in september so mouthbreathers panic sell, creating a window of opportunity where it goes below the 200 day moving average, so the average goy can slurp before the next leg up to 2000
>>62575906>So let me get this straight, Americans are making a huge stink over an "affordability crisis" despite the fact that they can walk into a local Costco and get a job moving boxes that earns them more than a mid-level engineer earns in Western Europe. How fucking spoiled are you people?why is this "you can make 100k with overtime moving boxes" shit being pushed on 4chan today. No you fucking can't.
>>62575914this except I was so drunk I missed a 10x
>>62575906this! but unironically
>>62575951>Buying stock in the world's most profitable companies whenever they have small dips is considered schizoid behavior. Smiggers are such interesting critters to watch. Would you mind posting your cranial measurements and dietary habits?
reminder that DVN is still an absolute unit
>>62575906Probably bait but its kinda irrelevent how much money anyone makes compared to eu “engineers”. They steal all our money
What will happen financially if socialism comes to the US? What should be invested in?
>>62575990palantir
There better not be any other jews in my discussion about the jewish stock market else I may be required to do a hecking antisemitism
why are there a bunch of youtube videos with the same title. the whole internet is fake isn't it?
>>62575997you're just now figuring that out?
>>62575919My little guy here wants a Shirley Temple extra Shirley.
>>62575997Dead internet theory
>>62575997Bull Signal.
I’m a frog slowing being boiled in a pot.
>>62575997You don’t understand money
>>62575997That’s been a common saying for awhile
Costco baiter is full of shit. Retail wagies are barely surviving. The suburban single family home with a backyard dreamlife costs at least $120k a year even in flyover states.
>>62575958Based fuck them peasants
>>62576019The fuck, even the Walmart near me was advertising $15 an hour
>>62576019>reading this while making 450kLmao keep dealing in the real world fagets
>>62576019If you don't understand Costco, you don't understand money.
>>62576019if you just worked from 18-28 living at home and invested every dime you'd be a millionaire before 30 but people aren't taught this one easy trick to financial freedom
>>62576019Wow, working at Costco with a no skill job makes you almost rich
>>62576019The bennies are good and you get 1.5x pay on Sundays. If you're even somewhat competent, moving up is pretty easy. If you are stuck dealing in the real world, it's not the worst job.
>>62575959>so mouthbreathers panic sellWhat do you mean? That the sudden price drop will make people think it's a crash? Are Americans really this retarded?
>>62576038unironically why I shop at Costco now with a little publix. other places wages never kept up and stores are falling apart.
>>62576019https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIvpOIUqKKA
>>62576036They aren't ready for this much truth.
Anybody want some koolaid pineapple?
going to see some jazz i guess. dunno if there will be wifi at this place.
I got some coconut water from the store and I'm gonna put it in the freezer for a few minutes (after I take a few sips so it doesn't explode) and have a coconut water frosty. I just hope you smigs can even have a small amount of the level of refreshment I'm about to experience.
>>62575864Evil Pitbull, kill it!
>>62576039lolI've seen it happen multiple times with other stock splits.>are they retarded1/2 algos that are poorly designed malfunction and sell, 1/2 americans are retarded.
>>62576036When I cursed my mom for making me go to college (and spent my inheritance on it I didn't 'have a choice') her only excuse was "but it was about the experience!"The experience of what? Too many people are just straight up worthless fucking goyim. Whore stole 16,000 dollars from me too.
I got my local image gen model setup making anime girls. Guys, I really think AI is the future.
>>62576077So much for honor thy father and mother, huh, moishe?
>>62576068
I make 500k-700k per year of course I will tell you to hang in there. I get paid wether you work or not muahaha
>>62576077Use your degree to make more money dumbass. In 2026 a degree is minimum for any non Costco clean it up wagie/tradie job. Be glad she saved anything for you at all.>inb4 trader neet who already made it I'm jealous if true bro.
Just had cold clam chowder straight from the can
>>62576019The interesting thing is that the AI buildout, unlike its closest corollary the British rail buildout, will not be a transfer from middle class speculators to wagies who were later employed by the railroads even though so many failed due to excessive capacity.Instead it is a pure middle lower transfer to upper.This will have disastrous implications unless rates rise quickly.They are trying to, but the government wants to prevent it.It is some years off, but it will be apocalyptic.
>>62575857Humidity doesn't matter. Dew point does. Learn the difference.
>>62575912I have failed. I gooned to the thought of this phat ass Latina dancing in white shorts in front of me.Please forgive me baby Jesus.
>>62575892why would you take carnosine when beta alanine exists
>>62576077Maybe you should have gotten a degree related to health care or programming, you dumb goy retard.
>>62576127You know you can just move to Brazil if you want high rates so fucking badly? They have anime there too, so they'd probably love having a sub 80 IQ goy living amongst them like yourself.
dark energies flowing through the town square of cayman islands
>>62576161I got a degree in finance and ended up in tech. But I am also a sperg.
NIGGERS !!!!!!!
>>62576189Based
>>62576185are you the guy in the pic?
The hairier the Asian, the bigger the persuasion...
>>62576199I am an unusually hairy asian, but male if that matters
Gabe ass phat. With a nice dark pigment color inbetween her chunky butt. I love it. Disgusting
>>62576203Like Ghengas Khan?
Is it finally time to get back into memory this month? Seems we're centering on the 800-900 range with smaller and smaller swings per day
>>62576212I never left
>>62576212please get in soon my bags are heavy
>>62576210He was hairy?
Treating myself after a 10%+ week
>>62576223like a motherfucker
>>62576223Not as hairy as you, Pedro.
>>62576230>>62576232Yeah I looked at his paintings. I am hairier, although bald
>>62576229Brits deserve their downfall holy fuck
silver is the new gold
Berkshire is buying the shit out of everything, prepare your google and tqqq calls smg
>>62576237I don't know where this British food hate comes from. His pic looks like a regular meal. The peas aren't even mushy. Do people just hate beans or what?
>>62576247500 beans fill space on the plate that could be taken up by better food
>>62576244what're they buying specifibubbly
>>62575997
>>62576247ya it looks good, but i'd substitute the fish for some french food (falafel)
>>62576254btw tried to talk about my night but the system flagged it as spam. to be fair it was, but anyways i'm back in my hotel room, having a night in.
>>62576247Roasted tomatoes mushrooms and beans for breakfast are based
>>62576212Please do, this stock is making me seethe every week
>>62576212there's a saying on wall street, "if they don't scare you out they'll wear you out." memory is a buy but i'm not sure about the timeframe
>>62576254Best falafels I ever had were in Jordan in 2024. They were like $0.25 each, an absolute fucking steal. Shame I can't visit another levant country because of orange nigger turning flights off.
Are the pythagorean magick triangles on the ethereum and bitcoin charts saying number go up?
are the dramcucks still in this threadmy MSFT pumped 33% this week. why are you still in dram you bunch of retarded baggots?
>>62576283it seems some people feel so
>Richard Weitz, an international security expert at the NATO Defense College, says the US is highly unlikely to accept Iran’s demand for compensation or any other conditions it has set for reopening the Strait of Hormuz.>“President Trump has explicitly excluded that [paying Iran compensation] and it wouldn’t have support in Congress to fund such a proposal,” Weitz told Al Jazeera.>“In fact, this whole list of conditions … Iran has reinserted is going to be a deal-breaker for the White House,” Weitz added.So... there was no deal after all. Guess we're going to find out whether Middle East oil matters to the world or not.
>>62576290The whims of magick are heard by me!
What will markets do next week?>What will markets do next week?>picrel, last week's results>linkrel, next week's pollfag>https://strawpoll.com/eNg6vd43egA>https://strawpoll.com/eNg6vd43egA
>>625762831800 eth is an important level and it's been holding up, it's starting to do higher highs and lower lows too
>>62575906Walk in just like that? Lol I wish!t. Unemployed dude that got a rejection email for a better job despite being qualified.Job paid decent enough that I'd be saving $50k+ a year. At that level in 5 years I'd hit $250k and could cruise easily on stocks. But no the fucking market just has to tank almost every single fucking time I start winning obscenely hard.>>62576019Disgusting, the pay hasn't increased much since 2010>tfw in 2009, the pay capped out at $20 an hour
>>62576263Yeah well there's a saying in /smg/: NIGGERS AND JEWS
>>62576298er, higher lows.>>62576294volatility really seemed to collapse and i feel like sentiment is really exhausted so i think market is going to grind higher barring any increase in headline size, but i don't think semiconductors or mag 7 are going to lead, i think it's gonna be stuff like metals and the arkk complex, i think there's still a fatwa on top tier assets but they're gonna pump idiosyncratic growth, those sectors have been scared and weared for a while, it's time to exhaust tech baggies now while mooning stuff they don't own.
>>62576309the original n&j anon, or as i call him natgas anon, left months ago, and it hurts me a lot when i read that but not in the way you think. i really miss him a lot
Honkin' on the bobo
>>62576320
>admiring the flowers outside>notice a bee sitting motionless in one of the flowers>im standing there just watching it for 10 minutes>it doesnt move a muscle>wind is even blowing the flower around but it wont move>reckon the thing is dead>gently flick the flower's stem to jostle its body>suddenly the fucking thing flies at me like a bullet all pissed off>bites me on the back of my neck>now i have a big ass weltfaggot fell asleep on the job and then chimped out when i woke him up, never want to hear "bees are frens" again, they are literal niggers
>>62576038>There are bottom-feeder costcucks getting paid as much as the average tradieWhat the honk
>>62576340Kek, I read about it literally today. Had you asked your smiggers, the world would have lost one less bee (way more useful than you).
>>62576283bitcoin volatility in the:FIRSTFUCKINGPERCENTILEwhatever it does next it does bigly. in the real world it would go down but we have grift president so why the fuck not.>>62576342middle class succesfully eviscerated for anyone millenial and younger
>>62576212Next couole years are priced the fuck in and there's too many potential headwinds and unknown beyond that to tell.Imo at the moment people are being a bit too fearful so it might go up a bit, but it's not going to explode upwards the way it did before.
be honest. did you outperform spx this year (13%)
>>62576347implied vol
>>62576350its still only august relax
>>62576348We'll see at the next MU earnings.
>>62576350s&p total return is actually 14% and yes i'm up 97.7% ytd but after taxes it's more like 92%
>>62576350ah yes great time to ask now after two down months and 5 months left to trade. maybe they'll give up and go to crypto instead
>>62576350Up 26% with half my port being VOO/VEA. Making money is so fucking easy if you just buy things for a lower price than they should actually be worth and let time do the hard work.
>>62576350no
you could make a lot of money on the stock market
Who else is loading up their car as much as possible with gasoline knowing that it's eroding Scott Bessent and trumps position?It brings the price closer to the real price
>>62576350I'll know by October. The die is cast.
>>62576350No, mainly because I'm getting dicked on two that should (hopefully) flip soon
>>62576317Yes, he was quite recognizable. Sounded like he was probably in his 60s or something too
>>62576350/NQ jannies took that from me this month... But the year ain't over yet....
If I have ~170k in investments + cash, and another ~180k in retirement accounts (roth ira and two 401ks) how can i structure this to last as long as possble for me to quit my job and be a neet fuck and just enjoy my 30s doing fuckall?
>>62576395Let me ask you this anon... are you willing to commit credit application fraud?
>>62576395>enjoy my 30s doing fuck allThat sounds miserable anon. Find a new job instead.
>>62576212idk, but turns out the winning play was actually SOXL instead of memory. fuck me 50%+ while stupid memory letfs got one big pump only to lose a lot soon after. should've dumped them that day and pivoted to SOXL. wouldve been a +40% fgain followed by soxl getting me a +20% gain. instead those fucking memory stocks pumped and then dumped some while other stuff in SOXL kept on pumping>>62576036i wish i did this>10 years at costco>6 of those years at $20 an hour full time (just to keep it simple rather than raising it past $20)>~$290k after taxman i would have been so much better off in life had i done that. instead i went to college and got a job working in retail after it was over and for worse pay than costco. eventually i got a shitty office job, a costco employee would quickly out earn me. however im in my 30s now. that costco job wouldve made me about a half million by now. combined with my intelligence i could've coasted on stocks with that and not need to wage.....maybe i should give up looking for office jobs and just take a fucking stocker job at costco. at least with current wages 10 years of that would be>~$460kfuck me, might be time to just get a job stocking shelves, i probably have better odds than all these jobs i qualify for ignoring me.
>>62576403meh I have a good job I just don't want to work anymoreI want to wake up early and live unrestrained Just read, play vidya, go shooting, practice my nature/wildlife photography, do whatever
>>62576406Downgrading to unskilled physical labour at this point sounds like a bad gamble to me. Wouldn't some mall cop type job pay better without fucking up your back?
Every once in a while, top signal (Lum) pops up
>>62576417Stocking really isnt that labor intensive man nobody hurts their back stocking at costco
>>62576350No I'm at 9% because I'm currency unhedged so for example my spy position is only up 8% instead of 13% because I lost on currency. Taking currency out of the equation I would be.
>>62576433Correct. It only happens at Lowe's. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b1NOLpwCz8
>>6257641710 years would get me around half a million. provided inflation slows i can use that money to live off of investments.>10% = $50k>15% = $75k>20% = $100kthough that depends what i invest in or run the wheel on for that matter. say the market dumps hard like 2020?>exit positions and then all in on UPRO or some other 3x LETFthat'd probably pump my networth by 2x minimum in a single year.though it does break my personal threshold of>if you don't make it by X age, then it's time to give up on /making it/ and just be a wageslaveid rather not be stocking shelves in my 40s desu
>Berkshire Hathaway buying stocksThe golden bull run is in
>>62576403>this guy has never done any of that shit>mf worked in comfy tv jobs his whole life
>>62576437lol
>>62576229>Br*tish """""cuisine""""
>>62576313The time of the techno wizards is done. Miners must rise. The Dwarven kingdoms will once again claim supremacy.
>>62576446This bitch blocked me on Twitter when I mentioned she was a coal burner lmfao
>>62576441doesn't sound too bad to me you know you could also just VOO and chill and still make a couple hundred grand guaranteed in stock
>>62576444Checked trips.
>>62576454lmao nice
>>62576444
>BREAKING: The Israeli military has directly informed CENTCOM Commander Adm. Brad Cooper that Israel does not need approval or support from the US to wage war against Iran, adding "we are currently making preparations to start the war," per Israeli Channel 13.>Israel is preparing for a unilateral strike on Iran as it concludes the US is no longer willing to finish the war on its terms.>Iran has previously threatened to strike Israel's Haifa oil refinery and Tel Aviv directly as soon as Israel strikes Iran again, with Iran having broken the air defense layer in Jordan and other Arab countries in daily attacks over the last few weeks allowing it to strike Israel more effectively, and with Israel's own interceptor stocks now critically low leaving it more vulnerable.ISREAL IS STRIKING IRAN TONIGHTYOUR CALLS ARE FUCKED MY PUTS ARE GONNA PRINT AAAAAAAA
>>62576464There will be another peace deal before futures open.
here's the taiwanese BBS in more easy, visual formathttps://disp.cc/m/blist
Hello homosexuals...I bring to you, THE NEXT BIG THING.WITH PROOF.Vuzix stock. They make smart glasses. Smart glasses are about to go mainstream and explode because they're integrating the smart glasses with AI, essentially AI is seeing what you see and doing work for you. See here for a factory example:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nm7x-oJ-FrAFirst they enter the workplace, then they enter everyday life.
soxl baggots must die before we finish the year at 7700it's not a gain unless you realize it
>>62576464why is hormuzletter Twitter the only source of this
>>62576479Meta has been doing this for a while, hasn't it? Nobody seemed hyped for it except for Zuckerberg himself. Best application I can think of is cheating on exams or live recording.
>>62576485>Hey Meta>Take a picture of this bussy
Wait, what did Berkshire buy exactly?
>>62576488Berkshire
>>62576444They capitulated? Source?
>>62576469they just like us fr
>>62576485Yeah but Vuzix's are aimed to be used in workplaces primarily for actual work applications like they AI recognizing every barcode you get near in a factory or some shit
>>62576500Bought back their owns shares. But it's still buying which they haven't done in years
>>62576229DIS NIGGA EATIN BEANS
>>62576444That's the absolute multigenerational top.
might buy something
>>62576502Sounds innocuous. I feel like it might turn into pic related instead. But the more dystopian it is the more bullish the stock I suppose.
>>62576229Corr. Clarse scran
>>62576516If my housemaid robot starts shitting in my hallway its also going to learn about the human right to bear arms
>>62576509Isn't Berkshire were you park when you're bearish?
>>62576514>biggest jew insider of all time starts buying at the topDoesn't add up anon
>>62576244I have $100k in google and ggll, do I ... Buy more?
>>62576535>insider>missed out on retard gains from semissome insider anon
>>62576466Bobina...
I’ve never heard this guy talk before. He’s ghoulishhttps://youtube.com/shorts/nl9YgF8FkWU
>>62576541>buying topLMAO
>>62576535He didn't buy all the time when it was low. Doesn't add up either.
>>62576484Other xitter news accounts are saying the same thing. I looked at Channel 13's website and it does generally mention potential "independent action" but very vaguely and generally.https://13tv.co.il/item/news/politics/security/t5daw-905301564/?pid=7&refc=902992383
>>62576561tops don't exist on quality stocksthey keep going up forever
>>62576575>other sourceless sources that copied another Twitter account say the same thingwhoa...
>>62576580Like I just said, I checked the actual source the xitter accounts are saying is the source (channel 13) and it is generally reporting that Israel is preparing for independent action. Nothing concrete, but the xitter accounts aren't at least making sources out of thin air like they do sometimes. Anyway I don't think anything is happening, and the xitter accounts are over-reacting to a vague remark from the government.
goodnight babe. still hoping your heart will change.
>>62576590it says they informed centcomcentcom has not said anything
>Keep selling stocks that then go up by 30%
>>62576593yeah I don't see any mention of centcom
Earlier today, I told people about this new ETF2x VTI don't know the drag. It hasn't been around long enough, but the fees are only 20 bps
>>62576605You don’t need history to know the vol drag on a daily rebalanced ETF kek
>>62576607It has a low enough AUM that the drag might be lowwith a low AUM, orders won't bust open a big gap on the spread.
>>62576610>>62576607of the spread on the underlying asset I mean, not the actual ETF spread
>>62576605Daily leverage ETFs are for day trading and taking money off of retail retards. Do NOT buy and hold it lmfao
i guess technical analysis (MA200 specifically) actually works because it's a self fulfilling prophecyi didnt give a shit since i was looking at valuations based on expected eps growths but you can see momentarily on the chart where the MA200 tried to act as a support and more recently as a ceiling as some sellers were selling right at the MA200 then suddenly it breaks out because the TA guys all sold out eventually and the fundamentals guys are just holding lmao so now it's another self-fulfilling prophecy of a "breakout"
What’s next a 2x daily KO etf lmao
>>62576603Clearly you need to stop fucking selling then
Sell CC strike 75 for 6.00 expiry 8/28Buy call strike 85 for 2.23 expiry 8/21What's this strategy called? I used the credit from the CC to pay the debit for the call.
>>62576516Imagine the smell
>>62576636tqqq was 2.50 in 2017 and above 70 right nowI don't think there's been a single better "buy and hold" investment since gfc bottom than tqqq
>past performance DOES guarantee future returns
>>62576644Diversified leveraged ETFs are a great ideaMost leveraged ETFs have extreme concentration risks, in addition to leverage risks, amongst other risks.Leverage VT and guess what? The only risk is the leverage. That's not bad odds
>BBBYwait what the fuck were the schizos right? I thought this went bankrupt but did it got listed back on NYSE?
>>62576666>The only risk is the leverage. That's not bad odds
>futures
>>62576563So why now?
>>62576457Pump it
>>62576672yea they are announcing they are an AI company soon.
>>62576656Consider the following:DCA TQQQ, BUT also when it dips, buy on margin and when it pumps, sell enough to pay off your margin.Ez swing trade.There definitely is a risk to holding TQQQ long-term though. There hasn't been a real crisis since 2008. TQQQ would be obliterated if the stock market dropped by 50% (etfs can't go negative, but the fund would become insolvent.) Crab markets also hurt leveraged etfs.
>>62576161>health carewe're less than a decade out from being UK'd or Canada'd
>>62576751The UK and Canada will get US'd before the US gets UK'd and Canada'd
>>62576666Thank you for supporting healthy M2 growth while the government is trying to deleverage.
>>62576747>There definitely is a risk to holding TQQQ long-term thoughYeah for sure. 2022 crab year is an example of how the daily leverage can really fuck you. But even then you made all that money back and more it just took a little longer. >Buying 3x etfs with margin Kek I like where you're going with this.I don't have the balls but I do think long term holding 3x etfs can be an amazing strategy; the chart proves that.
I finally quit my barley biscuit addiction
>>62576019doctors make $15/hr in europe. and if you make more than $60k/year in europe, they tax you 80%. europoor is not a meme.
>>62576350yes of course
>>62576350Yeah, i'm mostly invested in sptm.
>>62576127AI is going to collapse
>>62576767>2022>crab year
>>62576579>going up forever>>62576672
>>62576772Few know the struggle, even to get to that step
>>62576656On 1 Dec 2017, tqq was 5.64 giving you a 13.2x today, while qqq was 154.49 giving a 3 times leverage a 14x today. Holding Daily leverage ETFs longer than a DAY is throwing money away.
Baby, you're all that I wantWhen you're lyin' here in my THREADI'm findin' it hard to BEHEEMWe're in HeavenAnd /SMG/ is all that I needAnd I found it there in your POSTIsn't too hard to seeWe're in Heaven
>>62576783This
>>62576350>28.23% YTD>79.43% yearly
>>62576795Well, I have $250k+ in TQQQ, 25% of my portfolio and I don't plan on selling anytime soon
>>62576774I'm every well aware that living in Europe generally sucks ass compared to America. My point is that American living is getting so expensive that more and more Americans are getting priced out of their own popularized norms. Heading toward European shittiness but with worse socialist gibs. Excuse me a moment. My infant daughter just took a shit on me as I typed this.
>>62576821generational baggie
>>62576810Based song anon
>>62576825>shitpostingeheheoh and dibs
>>62576774yeah but because everything is free working is basically a choice in europe (just like being gay)
>>62576821>well I'll continue to throw away moneyOkay cool?
>>62576791It was not just the biscuits but I stocked up on varieties of jams, marmalades, paté and other things to always put on the biscuits, making them even more addictive and unhealthy
Think semis will go up during the remainder of August by more than 20%?
>In an interview with CNBC during Berkshire Hathaway's 2026 annual meeting, Buffett bemoaned the risk-taking culture that has become common in today's financial markets.>He noted that he often compares the market to a church with a casino attached, with the former representing long-term value investing and the latter, short-term betting.>"The casino has gotten very attractive to people," he said, emphasizing that "that's not investing, it's not speculating, it's gambling." He added, however, that "that doesn't mean that investing is terrible. It does mean that prices for an awful lot of things will look very silly."wouldn't it be the funniest thing ever to suck in berkshire at the top and bag buffett.
>>62576867He’s already in cash and has king retard Greg Abel in charge of crashing the ship with no survivors.
>>62576810Even if I'm always losing money in the market I enjoy hanging out with you guys and cheerleading my stocks while we all post frogs.
>>62576841FEEL LIKEI feel like a gunslingerJust a wait just a wait just a waitWaiting to pull triggerI'm so eagerWith my itchy fingerJust can't wait a just can't waitI can't wait to chaseBabylon the BanditDash him in a bottomless pit, yehBabylonDash him way in a de pit now
>>62576867>Buffett crying he missed out and got sidelinedLmao. That's rich coming from the guy Munger had to teach not to go picking up every cigarette he found in an ashtray.
>>62576855if the choice is being poor on government gibs or having to work but being rich I will take being rich every time
>>62576772I’ve developed a new one to Kedrm kosher tea biscuits. They’re so subtle and good, and only 95 cents.
>>62576867>t. Old man who made his bones gambling on cigarette butt penny stocks and later became respectable
>talks shit on CNBC every day>runs his own momentum fund named after himself>JOET>underperforms SPY before fees
>>62576891man, work must be greatsadly I have never workedI'd love to fall in love with a coworker or something like thatwhat if working makes you gay and I'm missing that opportunity
>>62576895Do you dunk them in milky tea?
>>62576913>underperforms SPY before fees>has been doing so every year since funds inception How is Joe T these days? He is the definition of good goy.
>>62576899>Old man who made his bones gambling on cigarette butt penny stocks and later became respectableThread themehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nKNErbJKSYQ
>>62576929He gets to be on TV with the ladies of CNBC so I guess he’s doing better than most
>>62576941I admire his naivete
I just realized I could withdraw 60k a year for the rest of my life and I wouldn't go broke. Kind of hard to grasp what that means.
>>62576947neverstarvingGODS
if the S&P does another 15% every year for the next 4 years we'll be at 14000. Nearly a 2x.what does a burrito cost in 2030?
>>62576953probably 100 bucks
reminder that gold and silver has bottomed after a 7 month correction. sell ai meme stocks and buy mining stocks. especially if there's a small recoil next week, go all-in
>>62576795>Just get 3x leverage on the Nasdaq without options or letfI have no clue what your point is. Tqqq beat qqq you dipshit. You can't just get 3x leverage on the Nasdaq there will always be some form of tax for the opportunity. You're comparing an imaginary scenario to a real one. We all understand how leveraged etfs you fucks have been screeching about it for months now you're not some genius everybody here understands how a daily balanced leveraged etf works but sorry buddy it still 13xed even though everyone who held it was a dumbass they got better returns than you.
>>62576957a burrito cost $7.50 in 2018now a burrito costs $20 in 2026spoos was at 2500 in 2018 now it's 7700 2026median wage 46k in 2018 now the median wage is 64kmeasured in burritos, spoos have only gained about 15% since 2018.a median worker's wage has lost almost half its burrito purchasing power
>>62576961if you want to hold tqqq through a 90% drawdown nobody's going to stop you
how do we pencil in double digit gains in spoos for the next ten years without the poors revolting bros? If the S&P500 is going to be 15k in 2030 and 40k in the year 2040 and wages don't keep up with burrito inflationwill AOC be president?
>>62576968who cares that's some other, future nigger's problem
>>62576961Leveraged ETFs are mostly for short term holding.To illustrate:QQQ = 100TQQQ = 100QQQ goes down 10%QQQ = 90TQQQ = 70QQQ goes up 10%QQQ = 99TQQQ = 91So despite QQQ being at the same value in the end, TQQQ is much lower.Over time, this means leveraged ETFs go DOWN NATURALLY BY DESIGN. So you don't want to just buy and hold it for long periods.If you want to use leverage on an ETF that tracks the ETF directly, you can buy a deep, long dated call option.For example if you wanted to buy 200 QQQ, you could instead buy about 400 shares (4 options) of a long dated call (like the farthest out option you can buy) at around half the current price of QQQ.This will effectively track double the growth (or loss) of QQQ over time instead of daily. Obviously there is more risk since its an option but you can sell it long before the option expires and rebuy new calls at a lower strike to decrease risk if its going south.
>>62576964A burrito isn’t $20. Even at Chipotle.
>>62576973smiggers will read this and go buy calls on the 3x etfs (on margin)
>>62576974yeah because they made it smaller and stuffed it full of chemicals plastic and goyslop>In 2018, a regular Five Guys hamburger averaged roughly $5.59 to $6.39, and a cheeseburger or bacon cheeseburger ranged from $6.50 to $7.79. By 2026, baseline national averages have climbed significantly: a regular hamburger costs around $10.29 to $10.99, while cheeseburgers and bacon cheeseburgers range from $11.19 to $14.00+ depending on the location.five guys can't make their burgers worse so this is a closer representation of price inflation
>>62576978And I'm selling :)
>>62576979chickfila is interesting as well. they made their portion sizes smaller and the prices have gone up. The sandwiches are smaller and now cost 5 bucks instead of 3 something. Even the wraps they make are now 8 bucks and like half the size they used to be.
>>62576979No doubt we have had a lot of inflation since 2018. A burrito still isn’t $20 you fucking retard. You can’t even try to make a point without exaggerating, very faggot like. Notice the difference in that burger example price and the burrito one you gave? One had data, one was obviously fabricated.
>>62576984latecomer baggies could have made their money shorting burger stocks instead of losing it on memoryno one is eating there the offerings are so enshittified total fucking garbag. inflation is out of control
>>62576953>>62576964>>62576968All of the stock market gains since January 1st, 2020 have been because of money printing. The government has been underreporting inflation since 2020, and we have been in a long-term structural stagflationary recession since then. The treasonous fucks in the US government and Federal Reserve would rather destroy the entire US empire with inflation than let billionaire members of the longnose tribe lose money.
>>62576974>>62576987You either live in Sisterfuckerville, West Virginia, or you're full of shit. A burrito and drink from Chipotle absolutely costs $20, AT LEAST. A poison-infused goyslop meal from McDonald's is $15-20. This is in a low cost of living rural red state, BTW.
>>62576953it was just handwringing before by bears, but now its actually true.firms have hidden it through imperceptible downsizing, but again, via the diet coke saga I have been going through of them exploding for no reason due to them making the cans ever thinner, no runway is left.you cant increase the volume of anti-caking swadust in the parm cheese any moreyou cant substitute onions stocks into the meat any moreyou cant make the cans any smallerprices need to go up to match the real, unhidden hyperinflationif you dont (allow the market which they have been suppressing HARD to) raise rates, FASTLY, it will run away to points unseen outside of Africa or South America.Around 15% would be fair for starters.
>>62576994I don’t see stock gain at all
>>62576987I anchored to $20 because that's what jd vance and dan crenshaw and turning point put in the original meme postinflation is going to be a political issue in the midterms and next election.maybe someone is going to ask why do stock markets triple every 8 yearsand i'll forgive you because you might be some retarded zoomer who never had a chipotle burrito from 2010s when they were actually really good. all zoomers know is enshittified slop
>>62577006>diet cokekek you know what they say about diet soda drinkers
Pick one to hold til next year >saarvice now >microsaar >saarintir
>>62577019I need my caffine to think gooder.I'm not paying some Jamaican guy $12 for bean water full of tannins (poison) that will slowly wreck my kidneys while the cafffine speeds up the pulse ensuring less than efficient filtration of that poison.
>>62576979would you believe this ham and cheese sandwich costs over $16?
>>62576464I await the next ceasefire
>>62577025>diet coke is le good>coffee is le badyeah I'll keep my heckin coffee
>>62577028>"Achetez au son du canon, vendez au son du clairon" >"Buy to the sound of the cannon, sell to the sound of the bugle" - (Nathan Rothschild(not actually his though, its an older trading adage)) War is bullish.Peace is when the bill comes due.
>>62577026don't have any trouble believing that.don't have any trouble believing that spoos will be 50k in 2050 and a sandwich will be $100 thenjust wondering what you do about the poors crying that they're being crushed under inflation and can't afford anything.at the moment the best strategy is to tie cutting inflation to some ugly woke chink screaming about how we need more illegals and trans rights like in michigan but that'll only get you so far
>>62577026I wouldn’t believe it
>>62577036Good choiceIt's $15.95 before tax
>>62577034they're going to vote in islamic communists
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>>62577039no they won'teveryone wants more affordable burritos and less inflation so all they have to do is to tie the lower inflation policy to the ugliest stupidest pro islamic pro chink pro tranny pro illegal candidate they can find and that plugs the dam for a bit allowing for some more money printing.but eventually i think that dam breaks, just can't figure out when
>>62577026that just the ask price. have you tried placing a bid?
>>62577045if enough people have nothing they'll vote for it. this was fringe conspiracy stuff 10-15 years ago
>>62577042>asking ChatGPT to make up prices instead of actually checking themHoly shit, this general has gotten so cancerous with all of the money printing.
>>62575855>130k in 401k>74k in roth ira>$500 in brokerageI didn't know you could buy index funds in a brokerage until recently. I fucked up didn't I?
>>62577046ok i'll try that>>62577050it's not wrong
She only got the job because of her baby dad. Those idiots are clueless on how all of this works. They think they got it because theyre good at something. Lol all of you bow down to the reason you all have benefit... low level benefit but you get some crumbs
>>62577051>I didn't know you could buy index funds in a brokerage until recently.we did triple in 8 years but don't worry, we'll triple again in the next 8 years and also triple again after that
>>62577058we are hyperinflation anon. it goes 3x, 9x, 81x.
>>62577005I thought trump radically cut inflation in America
>>62577073best economy ever if you are fine with 1/4 cup of rice and 1 cup of kibble a day.
>>62576959Unfathomably based
>>62577051check the details of your 401k to see if there is self directed investment option, which means you can transfer the money to schwab or another brokerage to invest in treasuries, MM of treasuries, ETFs and individuals stocks, but there are some limts imposed by your employer for tax purposes and for your protection. You can also do self directed investments in your you Roth IRA, regular IRA and your private brokerage. With the IRAs there are limitations on MLPs and some other stuff for tax reasons but you can apply for options to lose all your money.
>>62576959>buy mining stocks
damn I forgot to buy a powerball ticket
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