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Why are lawyers so hot now and do I have a chance with a lawyer that I retained she knows how much I make and has intimate knowledge of my financial assets and I get nervous around her :s
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>>62576240
Lawyers have no soul but are still capable of emotional harm, if you're gonna go for one go for the one with the less libido and normalfag traits, so you dont even have the chance to get cucked.
Look for something like picrel, a relationship that feels only logical.
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I generally have no respect for lawyers and every lawyer I know is genuinely retarded. Maybe a good match for you then?
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>>62576240
No. Most states have ethical rules restricting romantic relationships with clients.

Your best bet is develop a findom fetish and goon while talking to her on the phone as you get billed $40 every six minutes.

t. Lawfag
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>>62576240
Is picrel your lawyer?
I say shoot your shot anon
>>62576462
kek
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>>62576240
grab her ass
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>at work in the early morning, opening a cafe
>girl in a suit walks in and asks if we're open
>say no but ask her what she wants
>coffee and pastry
>sure, start making it, we chat a bit and she mentions shes a lawyer
>she rings someone and tells them she'll be working late tonight
>i make a joke about her being up to no good
>she flirts back
>exchange numbers
>pick her up and we go to a hotel and have insanely good sex
>leaves in an uber
>blocks me afterwards
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>>62576652
best advice
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>>62576719
>exchange numbers
>pick her up and we go to a hotel and have insanely good sex
How does one go from this to this
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>>62576797
>How does one go from this to this
But that's normal? Maybe it's you?
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>>62576719
>exchange numbers
>pick her up
When did you pick her up after exchanging numbers, the same evening after your shift?
>blocks me afterwards
What causes this, financially speaking?
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>>62576719
>>she rings someone and tells them she'll be working late tonight
>>62576830
>>blocks me afterwards
She was calling her husband, she had a lot of work to get done.
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>>62576462
And lawyers are ALWAYS known for being super ethical LMAO
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>>62576240
>and I get nervous around her

already over for you
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>>62576240
WHO IS THIS
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>>62576942
It's not about actually being ethical, it's that violating the rules jeopardizes your license, smartass.
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>>62578696
And?
>he doesn't know the hubris of modern day women
Lol, no one tell him.
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>>62576240
That is a bartender
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>>62576830
peeps with money think that nothing matters except what they want when they want it, and little people can be bought, dont matter, and block em because theres alway another one.
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>>62576797
>>62576820
>>62576830
>>62576844
its a made up story
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>>62576240
>>62579042
>>62577393
>>62576621
>>62576240
Thats a male (trap)
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>>62579567
Nah it's a girl and she's super cute
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>>62576240
>do I have a chance with a lawyer that I retained she knows how much I make and has intimate knowledge of my financial assets
no. if a woman knows everything about you, or thinks she does, then there won't be any mystery and therefore no attraction
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>>62576240
The only law female lawyers follow is bone law. Do with this what you will.
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>>62576240
Layers are sons of bitches. They bully you claiming random stuff is illegal to have their way.



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