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How do I get rich?
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>>62576475
The easiest and also likeliest way to do it is to be born into a top 10% family in a first world country.
If you missed that step then I don't know how to help you anon.
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>>62576475
Suck 10000 cocks a day for 10 cents a piece. Do that for 20 years and youll be rich
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>>62576475
you buy things and hold them a long time.
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>>62576475
Become gay and let HIV+ fags fuck your bussy for money
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>>62576475
capture a market
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Do what I did
Be born into a wealthy family then get lucky investing in crypto early on

It’s easy!
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>>62576475
depends how much you have. for example if you have $2m to get rich just hit a 3x
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>>62576475

Frogging
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Learn hypnotism and pay for everything with Monopoly money
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>>62576785
if everyone starts doing this it's going to stop working
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>>62576698
Unironically this, it's really working out for me. House fully paid off house. Not a cent of debt. I still have to wage slave to pay the bills, but city taxes are so low, mortgage free living is ridiculously cheap. Just made me hate boomers even more because this is what they're holding back from the rest. Good luck anons but i'm cozied up on old money.
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>>62576785
>Learn hypnotism
This is actually a great skill, specially if you work on sales.
Poor people should put all their efforts into communications skills.
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>>62576475
with love
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>>62576475
>how do I get rich
So far, the only way I’ve seen it happen is to get into real estate. But I don’t just mean sales. I’m talking Better Call Saul “knowing-the-guy that knows-the-guy” approach where you can undercut all the competition and consistently make money left and right until word of mouth spreads and people start saying “you’re crazy of you don’t call THAT GUY”

It’s not as hard as it looks. Just get a bullshit job and save up for upfront costs and then hang your keys with a broker while you network and network and network. It’ll get you through the shit job too if you have something to look forward too.

Don’t “make money” MAKE money. Don’t break the law though. Criminals have to get it right 100% of the time and it’s a bad cost:benefit ratio. Do not break the law…I know what I’m telling you.
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>>62576475
just



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