You should ALWAYS watch porn and read the future in the entrails of an ox before investing. ALWAYS.
>>62577882>he doesn't base his investment strategy on fortune cookies he opens
Pin the tail on the donkeyDont be the donkey
>>62577893Hermes won't have it! He wants dead cats and young virgins. Just imagine: some people didn't use my method and invested in Cosmos, Polkadot, LTC, etc.
>>62577882Shut up, hierofag
>>62578141Silence, poor mortal; respect the gods.
If I wasn't furiously jerking off every time my folio takes a hit I'd be extremely poor now. You get diamond hands only if you can diamond grip your dick
>>62578216You're no god, you two-bit priest. I will NEVER not feed the altar with the blood of my cherished oxen. I will NEVER watch the daughters of Athens humiliate themselves for clipped coins in your porn churches! Begone!
If you're watching girls get fucked by guys, that's kinda weird. Lesbian or solo is slightly more acceptable but still probably better to avoid watching porn altogether.
>>62578319Then the Great Bear Market shall descend upon your positions. Every purchase will be barren, for Olympus demands its due of semen and livestock upon its altar.
>>62578404Bear market? Guess I'll short the markets then. Easy money>noooo! It'll be bear market for you only!!!I'll buy and then sell priviliged info for profits of whatever shit I'm investing then>nooo! You'll go to Athenian prison for inside trading then reee!Suck my balls you fake hierofag
