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Daily reminder to not buy anything before october.

40k btc in october then we go up
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>>62578113
It's 31k generational bottom by octobear
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>>62578113
if you are so certain about the bottom why dont you short it now?
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>>62578117
I got denied access to options because my net worth is too low.
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>>62578113
Humanity really looked at the instruction manual and said, “Nah bro, I can mod this.”
Nature: “Eventually, your body gets old. Reproduction becomes harder. Maybe stop spawning new humans at level 80.”

Human: “Interesting.”

Nature: “Please don’t.”

Human: “What if… test tube?”

Nature: “NO.”

Human: “What if we add STEM?”

Nature: “THAT IS NOT A FEATURE.”

Then some guy with seven degrees and a suspiciously large whiteboard goes, “Well technically, if we collect cells, manipulate embryos, optimize fertilization, adjust hormones, and apply 14 years of molecular biology—”

Nature: “I WAS TALKING ABOUT RETIREMENT.”

Humanity: “Haha, laboratory go brrrrrr.”

And now everyone acts surprised that humans keep trying to turn biological limitations into optional side quests. We see an ancient warning sign saying DO NOT CROSS, then immediately form a committee, invent a machine, obtain funding, and cross it while wearing safety goggles.

The funniest part is the confidence.

“Surely if we make a child through sufficiently advanced technology, it will be exactly the same as ordinary reproduction!”

My brother in chromosomes, you just described replacing a natural process with a laboratory workflow and then expected reality to give you a participation trophy.

Humanity has this incredible habit of discovering a rule, spending 300 years understanding why the rule exists, inventing technology specifically designed to bypass it, and then standing there like:

“Wow. Why did biology have consequences?”

Nature isn’t impressed by your PowerPoint presentation.

You can bring CRISPR, IVF, stem cells, microscopes, artificial wombs, seventeen Nobel Prizes, and a suspiciously enthusiastic startup founder named Brayden.

Nature will still be sitting in the corner like:

“Cool technology, clown. Now read the fine print.”
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>>62578113
Ok. Give me a reason why I should buy bitcoin rather than gold
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>>62578118
I wasnt talking to you and you know that.
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Humanity really looked at the biological rulebook and said:
“Nah, fuck that. We have STEM.”

Nature: “Fertility declines with age. Pregnancy at advanced maternal age carries higher risks. Maybe reproduction has a biological window for a reason.”

Humanity: “Interesting. Anyway, I built a laboratory.”

Nature: “Excuse me?”

Humanity: “TEST-TUBE BABIES.”

Nature: “That does not mean the rest of the biology disappeared.”

Humanity: “IVF! Embryo screening! Stem-cell research! Hormonal treatment! Look at us, we defeated the fucking rules!”

No. You found technological workarounds.

And then comes the clown logic:

“If science can help create the child, surely everything else will function exactly like ordinary reproduction.”

Meanwhile, advanced maternal age is associated with increased pregnancy and obstetric risks, while fertility itself declines with age. Psychological outcomes are also influenced by a giant pile of variables—health, stress, socioeconomic conditions, family circumstances, hormones, sleep, support systems, and the pregnancy itself.

But humanity sees one successful technological intervention and immediately starts acting like biology has been patched.

Then love enters.

Money enters.

Inheritance enters.

Family pressure enters.

Status enters.

Politics enters.

War somehow enters because humanity cannot leave anything alone.

Suddenly reproduction isn't merely “boy meets girl.” It becomes medicine + technology + economics + law + genetics + social power, all thrown into one gigantic clown-powered blender.

Then society starts fighting over adulthood, consent, parental responsibility, exploitation, medical ethics, and legal boundaries.

Humanity: “We should rewrite the rules!”

Nature, sitting in the corner:

“You couldn't even read the original ones.”

Humanity: “BUT WE HAVE STEM.”

Nature:

“Congratulations. You invented a more expensive way to discover that consequences still exist.”
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>>62578126
Different person, different advice?
All we know is what has worked before
So what's the play
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>>62578123
You can buy gold now since it seems to be done consolidating/being sold for survival, rather than waiting until october. That's not a reason to buy BTC rather just a reason this thread is bullshit.
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How do you cash out ? Specifically in europe. Do you convert to usdt ?
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>>62578119
Dnr but sympathy reply



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