"It's like a chess game" Edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous:>>62577108
>>62578351N
> futures
How do I get rich anons?I have nothing else to live for.Maybe money will finally make me feel safe.
>>62578351In what regard could it possibly be like a chess game. It's fucking roulette.
Do I buy SOXL, GGLL or amzn calls?
>>62578359It's a Trump quote from today on the state of the war with Iran.
>>62578357Do you have anything cute or calming?
All in ChevLink
>>62578361CVX, KO and MU
>trump is just going to keep the blockade up for another half a year and hope it works while iran and houthis keep the straits closedis this bearish or bullish
>>62578364Have a seat, i will order us more tea, band is about to start
>economy on the verge of collapse>for the 5 year in a row I almost made it but made the mistake of listening to 80 IQ 'investors' on /biz/But at least I'm not a /ko/cksucking retard that thinks copytrading Buffet is a genius idea.
>>62578361I believe Berkshire Hathaway announced it's gonna stack Google shares so that might be the play.
>>62578368Bullish on groyperism, since everyone under -arbitrary age- is now realizing kikes are the enemy and have no place in white rightwing nationalist society.
>>62578356I
I'm retiring in a few weeks. You lads reckon I should hold cash in case things get dicey in the markets?
The real monkeys are the gold and oil bulls who think they’re playing on 12D chess on a hypersphere by speculating in line with the enemies stated strat in a war, as if this wasn’t the most obvious sea cucumber distributed responds to stimuli “brain”ed idea ever.
it's all been downhill since this trade
>>62578373>4 trillion dollar stock goes up 20% (this is okay or whatever because it doesn't break RSIs or technicals o algo)>"now is the time to buy"
Just got back from the pool. I am solar powered. Feeling good.
>>62578377Very true Akbari. Sorry Trump keeps bombing you.
>>62578382Kek
>>62578368It’s neither. Just priced in
>>62578373I refuse to believe this
>>62578372I think it was in 2023, but at a certain point chicken was more expensive than good beef cuts cost/lb wise because biden kept genocide chickens.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbMPnfEk16Eclaiming my iranian waifu before she gets explodedAlso how much will UUUU pump Monday?
thinking about all the ways I will be btfo next week
thoughts?
>>62578368Really doesn't matter for us except it makes trump/MAGA/republicans look retarded and may hurt midterms.
>>62578389i was in complete agreement with you until you posted this absolutely nonsense braindead ass shit dude. i demand a refund for reading that.explain your reasoning for why "real" yields are decoupling again so i can not read it. thanks
>>62578408>UUUUIs this a buy right now? What was the catalyst for that huge pump last week?
>>62578413They need time to ramp up production to take market share.
What will markets do next week?>What will markets do next week?>picrel, last week's results>linkrel, next week's pollfag>https://strawpoll.com/eNg6vd43egA>https://strawpoll.com/eNg6vd43egAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC7-opq4Gik
>>62578413China is cucking the US out of Canadian oil?
>>62578427three for fivefuck me, i have no idea
>>62578371Heh
>>62578372Beef is like all I eat. I should have hedged with ground beef futures.
>order oreo milkshake with crumbled brownie pieces ($2 extra)>retard ESL jeet fucks up my order>get a regular brownie smoothie with nothing added i want to be free from yaldabaoth's prison. every day is a new disappointment and a new humiliation, i cant take it anymore
>>62578441BMI?
>>62578429korea is at leastsome months ago korea took an order of canadian-type oil and then they ordered more
>>62578372>poor people make the same money they did 5 years ago while things get more expensive For whosoever hath, to him shall be given, and he shall have more abundance: but whosoever hath not, from him shall be taken away even that he hath.
>>62578430If you can be right more often than you're wrong you're still doing pretty good.
>>62578358You just have to make a lot of money, like a whole lot. Then you're rich.
>>62578471And that will make me feel safe?
>>62578444above s&p annualized return this year for sure
>>62578472No, it will not
>>62578444i beg your pardon?
>>62578472nothing makes me feel safer than cuddling up in my big soft bed with a huge pile of cash except maybe anal if the butt is good and tight
>>62578444BMI is for the untrained population
The band is playing chan chan, cuban music tonight
Smigshallah you smigfidels will feel my wrath financially speaking!
>>62578491Open the fuckin' strait
>>62578472noa gun willand learn to quick draw
>>62578381G
Nano futures son>Starting August 24,* our most liquid Equity Index futures will be more accessible than ever. E-nano Equity Index futures are joining our suite as our most flexible contracts yet, designed to give you precise, 23-hour exposure to the S&P 500, Nasdaq-100, Russell 2000 and the Dow Jones Industrial Average.Might start swing trading futures
Do I sell GGLL and buy SSO? Do I use the cash to buy SSO? Do I add TQQQ? Help me out smg fags
>>62578505kek
SHUT THE FUCK UP TRUMPSHUT THE FUCK UP
market is literally GLOWING green with trump relaxing on iran nuclear ambitions
>>62578505>23 hourwhat about the other hour
>>62578518Futures always close 5-6pm so the writers can get the script ready for the next session.
>>62578511>semi-negotiatingidgi is boolish for semis?
I might be irreversibly depressed, lel.Time to stop spreading my misery.Have a good week, anons.
>>62578511>semi-negotiatingThis is the funniest war in a long time, I have to give them that.
>>62578537its important to invest in your mental health
>>62578537But misery loves company friendo <3Have a good week anon, just know we love you :3
>>62578417I have said multiple times I come here to disagree and refine my theories through argument, not to reach consensus or evangelize.During the week I usually get takers. Weekend is mostly memers.
>>62578544good one. thanks
>>62578552If you doubt that oil will get rugged, I have pointed to the Keynes WW1 policy for grain in Gallipoli when the Turks tightened things on the bongs so they shorted the futures.If you doubt that gold will get rugged, the examples are too numerous.Civil war, world wars, the act where they banned gold, the list goes on.You will pay the nuTax.
Last song had whistling in it and it was the sweetest truest sound i think ive ever heard. Ordered another sencha
ONDS is gonna go bonkers this week (or not)anyway I've got $5k in it, thinking about doubling itI don't know if a short squeeze is gonna happen, but I know for a fact if they beat earnings I'm squeezing my shorts if you know what I'm putting down
You have got to be shitting me
>>62578568Twitter with no sourced isn't a valid source
>>62578568Lol. Iran is not the one controlling strait traffic, lloyds is. Peak delusion from 3rd world
>>62578568>source: i made it up
>>62578372Beef went up so high because supply has dropped due to droughts and other shit causing farmers to lose big parts of their herd, not just inflation . It's temporary
>>62578579It is transitory
>>62578555>oil will get ruggedit already did moron, flushed out. look at the yen idiot. gubmint can intervene so long as there's positioning to play against. yes gold likely has new lows to set.
BTC 65k againover 100k by end of year just fyi
>>62578584so 4 more months until its back where it was 2 years ago? epic
>>62578584I buy btc 2x etf when btc < $60k
>>62578372The economy isn't close to collapsing at all. All of these problems are self inflicted by government regulation and importing 100 million retards who get free food and healthcare and take under-the-table jobs without paying taxes.All we have to do is remove 100 million free loaders and suddenly everything will cost normal again
>>62578555i cannot fucking believe anything this idiot said i considered worthy of attention. yes you were correct. you're STILL doing this? in the preponderance of new information. unbelievable
>>62578358Marry into the Trump family and start insider trading.
>>62578589You will be getting a 2nd job then because im sure not gonna work
>>62578425you are so clueless you shouldnt be trading individual stocks
>>62578598Why would you need a second job if you can afford stuff with one again?What are you going to do when your free money is gone? Going to cry?
>>62578606Second j*b?Felt like a private show
>>62578511
>>62578362AhGot it
>german billionaire>short volkswagen>lose everything>jump in front of a traingeez dude relax
>>62578356
>>62578361You buy SOXS not SOXL
>>62578361Just buy SOXX LEAPs
>>62578511oil going sub 60 on this
>>62578575Ziocuck
>>62578426fuck this shitweren't shale meant to be exhausted and the next frontier being in deep water rigs
>>62578506why is your shit so needlessly split up when half your investments overlap anyways
>>62578606you need to get a second job doofus because we're here, we're on gibs, and we're never leaving. Obama made more deportations than Trump is doing
>>62578568>week 23 of 2-week special operation to open the strait which was already openwe're going to win so much we're going to be sick of winning
This man is going to make me so much money
>>62578645I dont need a job though?
>>62578648Can you imagine how you would feel if you had had one for breakfast tho?
>>62578506this >>62578641also are you still looking to relatively aggressively trade or are more in preservation mode
>>62578567>ONDS is gonna go bonkers this week
>>62578649You're literally schizophrenic though?
i want exposure to robotics for when it blows up any ideas? (no dont say TSLA "please")
>>62578660TSLL
>>62578660Intuitive Machines
>Houthis have resumed attacking the port of Mocha with missiles and drones - Yemeni Military Spokesperson.Oh you thought we'd be green in Korea? I'm sorry they haven't finished panic selling yet.
Story Time>An alien comes to Earth called S’amghor Kaltman.>They’ve bought up all the energy produced on the entire planet for the next 5 years to refuel their spaceship. Then after that they’ll bugger off to some other galaxy.>By the end of those 5 years the earthling energy companies are given immense amounts of galactic credits and other interstellar fiat, true to S’amghor’s word.>However, now that the Ayys have fucked off, the energy companies’ revenue is completely anemic.>It’s because all their old human buyers fucking died, withered on the vine, collapsed mad max style from the lack of electricity, or got used to the neo-amish lifestyle and don’t really care anymore.>Energy companies then collapse in value, and any investors in the energy companies go down with them.The End.
>>62578660Why not Tesla? Nobody else is building a robotics factory.
Once more into the breach dear smigs, big week ahead of us. I just hope we all make it to the next week safely.
>>62578673im already down and out boss. i lost alot of money at least to me.
>>62578670Because everybody knows it and they also do too many other thimgs. I want exposure to robotics not to elonmusk overdosing on keta
>>62578660not doing too well
Need to start selling more slightly OTM covered calls and if they strike just move the cash to bonds
>>62578667not unlikely domestically lmao
>>62578674Get up.
>>62578676Like what is your strategy here? You wont make money because you dont like a guy for.... mean tweets? being autistic? Did you also think Palantir was le evil war company and didn't buy that either?
>>62578682>NVDA and a bunch of garbagelmao
got an email saying id received a ‘recognition’ on some bullshit app my workplace uses that I’ve never downloaded they can stick it right up the clackerat least I don’t have to do the wagie dance ig
>>62578692Please tell me, what do you think happens to TSLA valuation tomorrow if Elon musk has a helicopter accident in 3 hours and dies? No he doesnt have his mind uploaded to a neuralink monkey
>>62578698Yea thats called "risk" buddy
>>62578673Kek good one
>>62578665I will be green in France with my favourite integrated oil major, thank you very much.
>>62578358Rich is a mindset. If you are asking how to do it you don't even understand fundamentally ngmi
>>62578673Keep pushing Sisyphus bros
Slurping the dip and its consequences have been disastrous for my portfolio.
>>62578718I'm only down 30%
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSZGVbhORG4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08gtMe6IDxUhttps://youtu.be/SkIYjNGiaoA?si=MgSTAtdBzSuKQNf6&t=16there's just something calming about this ain't there
>tfw took some profit but now don't know where to put cashdump seems unlikely seeing as trump is about to do the mother of all tacos
>>62578718lol, long minors or have more regret
Final chance to buy gold and silver miners, especially if we get a dip in the metal prices now.
3 minutes until those new aths become permanent!
just wanted to tell you that you are all mentally ill
>>62578729made a small fortune on silver futures 60 to 100 but scared to get back in after seeing that 120 to 60 rip.
>>62578683Even bonds are expensive desu
>That green oil dildoIts fucking over
I just got chatgpt to admit it was wrong about metaphysical argumentation on the nature of causation lol
I asked Claude if spy will be up or down tomorrow and it gave me some bullshit about nobody can predict the market blah blah blahThen I said>gun to your head. Up or down?And it said if it had to make a bet it would be down based on some technical bullshit about upper resistance and option volume. Then I said thanks I’m going all in puts and it started asking me to clarify what I meant by “all in” and started advising me about risk management Do with this what you will
>bussys phone just blew up at 6pm
>>62578745How ironic
>>62578751ai is programmed by an atheist nutcase simple as
>>62578745uhm... u- bear- uhhh- bul- uhhh? bullish.
>>62578726Tickers
>>62578729Chinese bought the dip
oilers get oiling
>>62578660what about byd? aren't they the world-leader?
USA is safely transporting 8 million barrels through the strait per day btw
imagine being in cash or memi rn
>>62578758Bunch of countries are selling so it might equalize. Turkey is a big one as far as I know.
>>62578756AG, HL, HYMC, SLVR, PAAS
what does the oracle chart say
So, uh... what do you call this pattern? The wall of liquidation?
>>62578771Forget the chart, these trips say we dips, bottom around mid afternoin and then we rips
>>62578771It says Larry Ellisons going bankrupt
>S&P 500 futures are flat as traders wait for possible Strait of Hormuz dealTHERE IS NO FUCKING DEAL OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS MARKET?!
>>62578781There is no market reaction anon. Whenever they truth out the peace deal the feds just hit the buy everything button.
>>62578781Don’t ya listen to the president? He says we’re beating the hell out of them and they’re begging for a deal
monero stealth and steady bullrun
>>62578781>giving any shits about what msm saysAnon..
EIX is a bargainEnjoy a fat dividend while the lawsuits get settled out of court
>>62578793for me it's GDXU
>>62578781News of a possibility of a deal in the future +20% memory stocks and oil goes to $40
>>62578796
thread themehttps://youtu.be/HQt6jIKNwgU
is it just me or is the strait of hormuz just a big nothingburger like evergrande
>>62578647Missing out on HGRAF when it was 25 cents a share is one of my biggest bizregrets.
Contemplating using my on-call money to dca into APLD
>>62578809it would be better if it were opened but it would take a lot longer than this to cause real problems, stockpiles were at record highs before all this started, and a lot of the flow has been successfully diverted with pipelines. asia and europe have a lot more to worry about than the americas though.
>>62578568>Some twitter account>Admitted privately
>>62578796>News of a possibility of a deal in the futureTrump is amazing, this will be the 127th peace deal with Iran in the last three weeks.
>>62578824>asia and europe have a lot more to worry aboutSomething that gets me about this whole thing is them not getting involved to try and push things along, Pakistan are the only ones trying
>>62578824>asia and europe have a lot more to worry about than the americas though.speaking of asiawhen do i go all in on japan stocks
>>62578813>Missing out on HGRAF when it was 25 cents a sharethe pumpers were not pumping the stock until July 2025 after they bought their shares, but it takes time for the pumping spam to gain traction. You need to be one of the pumpers to get the best price and to bail out before the crash.
>>62578829They probably don't think like America that they have a right to tell someone else what to do with their own strait.
>>62578809Evergrande was not a nothingburger lol.It’s still giving china problems at the macro level.We can easily tell despite the government making collecting economic data illegal over there.
>>62578555>If you doubt that oil will get rugged,I hope it gets rugged chard, the CVX divies will be sweet
Powerball Monday is nearly 1 billion
>>62578828You're just a jealous libtard. He literally can't stop winning. How many peace deals did Biden have? Yeah, thought so.>>62578829It just isn't feasible to do anything in there militarily. Euros knew this because their ministers of defence aren't retards that don't even count their own missiles. Now we get to cross the strait because we did nothing and the US and Israel are banned for life.
>>62578837actually i meant to say evergreen coz oil context then i googled afterwards and realized my mistake
>>62578844Euro do nothing and won
>>62578715Is this like meta irony or do poor people actually think this?
wish it had been you in that chair across from me babe. and at the beach with me tomorrow. seething about the news and the market isn't doing you any good, you could be happy and taken care of. goodnight.
>>62578859What if I said “being an NFL player is a mindset”Would that sound unretarded to you?
>>62578849A couple more strong-worded letters to Putin and he'll send the gas trucks (because the pipes are blown up) I'm sure.
>>62578781the market is just illiquid and only the axewound scott bussy may move the price
>>62578861cinema
>>62578441Based Gnostic
>>62578860i'm coming to europe babe start prepping your asshole
>>62578862The U.S. saves yen by devaluing its currency, while the Eurozone uses a strong currency to finance and secure gas and weapons for Ukraine.
>>62578843I wouldn't want a billy. Seems like a hassle.
>>62578845It’s good, I’ve made even dumber naming mistakes before.
>>62578867kek
>>62578843I don't understand this.>I have a beyond minuscule chance of winning this and earning 20 million>Meh, pass>I have a beyond minuscule chance of winning this and earning 200 million>Wow I better buy ten
>memory is dumping
>>62578504G
I'm mid 30s and just saves up money like a Hebrew trans girl and doesn't spend anything anymoreTo get rid of my backlog of books I donate the book after I finish reading it
> -10% for memory on monday
>>62578843Sounds like the next Epstein needs to pay their bills with some more rigging.
>>62578874Luckily the government takes about half so you won't have to worry about the billy.But its a small price to pay for quality public services, such as
I have a feeling AMD is about to absolutely explode the coming months
ok what happened
>>62578899If I had 500 milly I’d live off divvies
>>62578905Twitter flipped bearish on MemoryI wish I was jokingCitrini report didn't help.I will be slurping MU at $500 and SNDK at $700
>>62578907really? that's it?
Strait of whore moose status?
>>62578682KOID is the better robotics etf
Saas is recovering. So is biotech
>>62578781so crab fires after a green close. That green tomorrow if i remember the chart correctly
>book a stay at the Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas>hmmm room seems really cheap>floor 57>hey grok what’s the Vegas shooters floor >floor 32>however after the incident the floors were changed and floor 32 is now 57OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>62578915Pools closed.
>>62578874Just the thought of winning that much money makes me incredibly nervous. All those stories about lottery winners ruining their lives or losing it all, or worse, their entire family turns on them...
>>62578922concert playing during your stay?
>>62578915It's an older meme but it checks out
GOYIM doesn't knowThat GOBLINA and STEVEDo it in my van every SundayShe tells him she's in churchBut she doesn't goStill, she's on her knees andGOYIM doesn't knowOh, GOYIM doesn't know-owSo don't tell GOYIMGOYIM doesn't know, GOYIM doesn't know(So don't tell GOYIM)
>>62578781There’s no traders lol.All the career traders fucking hate this rigged telenovela market. Most already left or scaled back months ago.
>>62578932Doesn’t matter to me. I seen the videos and pictures on /pol/. I know what really happened. Multiple floors had shooters and/or glowies. I NOPED hard when I seen my room number as well. I paid 3x the price to stay somewhere else now.
>>62578938>I paid 3x the price to stay somewhere else nowJust stay and gamba the whole time and do drugs in the murder room? I don't see the problem.
>>62578913Id still gamble with a few 100k
>>62578938wowowowow.>I know what really happened.bullshit no you don't.
>>62578945Too much negative energy. I stayed in a hotel room one time where I experienced the paranormal. I’m not talking about ghosts. As stupid as this sounds I had the persons soul channel mine. I was feeling their last moments. Years later the hotel was demolished after they found out it was a human trafficking hub.
>>62578660What changed, exactly?Bussy is still in the chair, making pronouncements and moves. >>62578592My theory is probably Japanese makers of piezoelectric motors.I reckon the hands will need them for precision movement in a hybrid system with conventional servos for dexterity.I can also see a case for it never taking off.The Romans had mass production and assembly lines, as well as options, futures, and a full stock market.They never had an Industrial Revolution because they had lots of slaves.We have lots of wages, an AI will make more.(No I do not know much about it)
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>>62578893we've transcended
>>62578949If you even scrap the surface of the conspiracy it will send you down such a rabbit you won’t even believe it. Why do you think nobody mentions it? It was memory holed for a reason. Glowies had a shoot out with Saudis after a botched assassination attempt.
>>62578936This is my suspicion as well. If it's true, the oil market isn't pricing based on supply and demand anymore. Usually when there's a shortage, the market raises prices and consumption goes down, so the problem doesn't get worse. Now though...
>>62578951>Years later the hotel was demolished after they found out it was a human trafficking hubWoah... I had no idea anon... I'm sorry you went through that trauma brother... Me and the lads are here for you, in case you want to get it off your chest sometime.
>>62578963You’re having a laugh I get it. Thanks for the (you)‘s.
>>62578961dude i have NO IDEA what happened that night. but saudis is fucking retarded. they did the same exact shit for 9/11. if you believe that shit, i don't know what to tell you.
wtfwt?!
>>62578958BoJ want to raise rates, the Yen carry trade has committed seppuku, here is a haiku to help understand the situation:Rising sun, settingOwari Da smigger sanYou can bank on it
>>62578935goyim doesnt KNOWgoyims gotta GO
oil is uneccesary oil is uneccesary oil is uneccesary oil is uneccesary oil is uneccesary oil is uneccesary oil is uneccesary oil is uneccesary oil is uneccesary oil is uneccesary oil is uneccesary oil is uneccesary oil is uneccesary oil is uneccesary oil is uneccesary oil is uneccesary oil is uneccesary oil is uneccesary oil is uneccesary oil is uneccesary oil is uneccesary oil is uneccesary oil is uneccesary oil is uneccesary oil is uneccesary oil is uneccesary oil is uneccesary oil is uneccesary oil is uneccesary oil is uneccesary oil is uneccesary oil is uneccesary oil is uneccesary oil is uneccesary
its over
>>62578971I’m really glad they found that perfectly preserved passport from the hijackers. Apparently jets can melt steel beams but not passports.
>>62578908well i got out at break even but im still upset the markets are like thiswhat even is the play now if it aint AI or semis even
>>62578975>goyims gotta GOSo don't tell GOYIM!
holy fuck that MU drop
>>62578908If MU hits 500 it might actually be over.I'd say it dips to below 600 then bounces up to 700/800 range in the next few weeks
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
>>62578908My has the highest support structure at 400 throughbet
Looks like SPCX is going to the moon
>>62578998ISN'T THAT IMMORALISN'T THAT CORRUPT
AI says BYD is undervalued
>>62579001ASTS & RKLB report today its a big space day
why is the market crashing? is the big one (but this time for real)
>>62578979Also the building collapsed at destruction speed, pretty much free fall. Which could not have happened without demo charges.
its fucking OVER for memory
>the ukraine attacking russian grain ships>russia landlocked the ukraine by destroying odessa port and attacking ships thereanyone long wheat?
BLYAT KOSPI HEAD AND SHOULDERSZUKARUN FOR YOUR LIVES COMRADES
>>62579005>ASTS & RKLB report todayare you from the future? What did ASTS report Monday?
>>62579011It’s all up though. Or maybe you’re a memory chud or something
Hi team - Jeff said he wants you to arrive early tomorrow so dont be late.
>>62579024This next beer is for you, Bozos.
Hm. Schwab still holds most memory stocks at a C or D, but a couple weeks ago they bumped Sandisk up to a B. That's interesting to me. They're very, very arch-conservative with their ratings.
Are you guys retarded or some shit
>>62579033Ni HaoWhere do you think you are comrade smigger?
>futures
now that memory is gonna sink another 50%, whats the next best thing
>>62579033When the market is retarded, only retards succeed.
>>62579011No man knoweth the day or the hour when the crash will come in October.
>>62579044Oracle. It's severely undervalued and on its way back up.When OpenAi announces its IPO it's gonna moon. Screencap this.
If my post ends in a number, KOSPI dumps.
>>62579001>>62578998https://youtu.be/MpF4_vSOHls?si=E8KzsHP2dGRlAcD3
>>62579046the guy in charge of risk management has no idea what his staff are talking about and needs his staff to 'simplify' the business for him while he makes $2m a year.
>>62579059based
>>62579070I think it's a combination of implying all these big shot financiers are actually turbo retards in over their head and also so the audience gets an explanation.
>>62579032I don't think any of these ratings even mean anything, but if demand isconstant or whatever Sandisk will top out at 93 billion in earnings. So we could have a very hilarious circumstance where Sandisk ends up with a P/E of like 2 or something and keeps dumping because of the 'cycle is over' fud, even though only Sk hynix and sandiks can produce HBF. It is what it is.>since 8/7/2026Bro that's not weeks ago that's literally just Friday.
>>62579017didn't they already have a head and shoulders.
>>62578922Some dude who posts here that was his uncle.Either that or you are that guy who claimed that and have a weird obsession with it.
>>62578905CUP AND HANDLE MEME PATTERN>>62578999If MU dumps back to 400 unless the stock market overall is crashing I will slurp that shit.People are actually retarded, like unironically non-memingly retarded, company projected to 'make only' 49 billion in profits, but if you look at all the price hikes it'll be around 60 billion and people are bearish.Call it a hardware curse but I call it "retarded" because you can't look me straight in the face and call fucking SPCX a good investment worthy of going 30% in a week because "software and future earnings being priced in" when it has none, zero earnings, while shitting on the juggernaut Micron has become and will keep being. It's just nonsense retardation from retarded indians on twitter posting about cycles, when the cycle is a CONSUMER cycle and Micron's current pump the last 18 months is because of data centers, not consumers.>>62579020no
THE KOREANS ARE FIGHTING BACK!
it’s simple just forget memory dumped
>>62579093There's at least 2 layers of pun here.
>KOSPI shitting itself againSo glad I sold skhy. It was a loss, but now I'm not mindbroken every single day.
>>62579093I forgot to remember to forget I forgor
>>62579074>implying all these big shot financiers are actually turbo retards in over their headIn reality they were and that is why they needed gigundo bailouts. When congress had them testify the CEOs got grilled about their MBAs from the best schools yet they bankrupted their companies. Lehman Brothers and Bear Sterns were allowed to go down, the others were saved, but dont worry the tax payer paid for it. Micheal Burry and a few others simply read the prospectus and followed the market and could see it was going to implode.
>>62579090The kospi always does this shit where it has a bitch rally. It won't 'turn around' until the US market stops being a shit and turns around and koreans get dragged along for the ride.
>>62579111https://projects.propublica.org/bailout/The bailout resulted in 100 billion more dollars going to the federal government, it was a net positive and saved the country. You lost lolbertranny, go get on your knees and suck off ron paul behind a dumpster.
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>>62579111Hi, Michael!
gold saars we've been bamboozled
>>62579015wtf are fags like this taking about? I just checked the chart and MU is literally flat. Up 0.04% as of this post
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>>62579147Internet is full of disinformation. Haven't you heard??
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