Circular financing edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous:>>62582684
>>62583711the desperation of this useless ai circlejerk is funny I think.
Big yike
I'M FINANCIALLY BORED OPEN THE FUCKING MARKETS SMIGGERS
>>62583711>Circular financing edition
So I asked Claude (Sonnet) to find me a specific daffy duck episode. It thought for 5 minutes and came back with zilch. I asked ChatGPT and it found the episode in 3 seconds. Unbelievably bearish for Anthropic.
>>62581271Vehicles are cheap if you get over your fear of motorcycles.
>>62583711Based. Pump my AI bags jacketman
>President Trump: ‘The Iranians are begging for a deal, and we hold all the cards. We control the Strait of Hormuz 100%. The Strait is open except for a few occasional mines.’WE PUMP
so many positions I want to liquidate and rotate into other shit I hate this fomo crap
>>62583721And this is why we need gigantic power-hungry water-slurping AI data centers.
>Ondas Selected to Build Israel's Next Generation of Military Tactical Attack Drones
>semis giga dump because muh oil>wall streets jews realize in fact that you cannot just vibe print oilAre these jews supossed to be smart?
New thread new me
>>62583738They do the smartest thing in the moment, which is often the dumbest with a bit of forward looking.
piece of shit AI again making mistakes
>>62583725>The Iranians are begging for a dealLost track of how many times he's said this exact phrase
>>62583738>>62583744Jews are frugal, not smart. Otherwise, they wouldnt have buried Israel's world reputation for 50+ years.
SPACE MARINES SPCX IS POPPIN
>>62583737this is numero uno position on my shit list I want to get rid of this kiked shit so bad but it still has another 30% pump in it FUCKmight need to join a palestine march after to spend with blood money with a clean conscious
>>62583715This is like the opening to an an award winning novel kek.
>>62583746Trump is a Lame Duck.The market knows it.
>>62583746They tecnically are anon, their main export is cheap oil.Guess what happens when you start acting like a schizo and demand a bridge troll tax while the rest of the world doesn't even know who is in charge.
>>62583737Investing in this shit is pretty cursed. I'm not Indian but that shit is spooky bad levels of karma energy boss
This shit is either going to dump ass or run hard
>>62583745Claude wouldn't do this, cartoons? not its specialty, it's a working mans AI
Today is gonna be interesting I feel it in my balls
A few horus ago there was some headline with NVDA>River AI: Round includes investment from NVIDIA and AMD ventures. Raises $1.1B led by General Catalyst and Amp PBC>take our money and buy our stuff.
>>62583745I hate how half the time goes to explain why Claude is wrong and intentionally misunderstood the instructions. 5 model is also incredibly snarky compared to 4.8
>>62583745
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
WHAT THE FUUUUUCK
>>62583761anon I can also feel your balls and that's a lump, get it checked out
>>62583766Let's fucking go.
ebay order cancelled, refund confirmed, now to find the right itemBullishness back on, not looking at prices whatever's happening
gm gm gm
>>62583762>$1.1B
buy buy buy
I love it when the US wakes up. All the Euro stocks just jump up and down like monkeys on a trampoline.
>why yes I am up 4.7% on my RR thank you for asking
RPD be poppin the fuck off
My Space Exploration Technologies and Co. call options are getting fucked, and not in a good way boss.
microsaars, it's over...
WTFWT
>>62583777Richtech or Rolly?Nice trips smigga!
>>62583766Based
STRAIGHT FUCKING DOWN
>>62583768Jews are going to slurp. Give it a minute.
>>62583784richtech. hoping for a fagsqueeze sometime by EOM
>advanced money destroyerKEKGlad I sold that cunt.
didn't have a dime but i always had a vision!
GOOOOGGGAAAALL
Exxon shareholder reporting in.Also have shitload of leveraged minors.
>finviz charts are fucked
>>62583794My only regret with XOM is not buying more
>>62583796>Using finvizKWAB BROKIE!!!
>NO ITS OVER IRAN WON!!!We're actually winning now as you should be able to intuit from the ubiquity of bearish headlines.New paradigm tech only helps the disruptor revisionist state in the begining until The Empire can adapt.Muzzychuds shoulda made a deal.
The slurp is in, hope you bought
CLF anon, I miss you. I bought the dip. I hope you've either made or making it as we speak.
>>62583802I SOLD IT ALL A COUPLE YEARS AGOI SOLD ITLIKE A FUCKING IDIOTI SOLD
manifest destiny we want everything! we want everything!
>>62583794I have an idea of how to get my hands on minors but how would I then leverage them?
Snibbedy snab mudafugga :DDDDDD
>>62583804lol lmao, worst poster
exited the mstr trade for like $270 profit which is more than my day is costing. i care about you babe, and i'll make you feel good if you open your heart again. i'm not your enemy i want to rescue you.
Regarding riot anthropic deal. They're leasing out megawatts out of rockdale. The corsicana facility is without a doubt the flagship location with entire gigawatt to still be leased out. Any price under $30, even $40 is a good price.
>>62583619Thanks Anon. I bought premarket. Up 4+% in a fart.
Feels like a bear trap ngl
The crabs have won, the market will never go up or down again.
>>62583831God I fucking hope so smigger
This is such an actual fucking nothingburger market. Nothing ever happens.
Hail to the king baby
>>62583835Whyyyyyy are GOOGL and ORCL dropping again?
is tech on a fucking downwards crab again?i took my profits yesterday, what a fucking trash industry
BOTTOM IS IN BITCHESSMIGGERS START SLURPING
>>62583839because I hodl GOOG and God hates me
>>62583839We are bearish. Last week you see we were bullish. Perhaps next week we will be bullish again.
>>62583843Downwards crabs are bullish from a schizophrenic standpoint. Cooling the RSI and stuff.
SpaceX!
Gold is quite literally spiking higher as I type thisfucking manipulated bullshit market
>>62583844I'll slurp some MU, I trust you.
Did I do good
>>62583852Based your trust will be rewarded my child!
>my overweight position on GEV saving my port Love this stock, simple as
>>62583851I sold my gold minors with a small profit on a hill and went in on an unleveraged gold ETC. Shit was pissing me off.
Are my pension funds tied up the these bubble ai bonds?
>>62583855Every play that ends in realized profit is good.
>>62583834Apologize
>>62583766Basedo
>ahemCEGs
>US Existing Home Sales Jul: 4.06M (est 4.05M; prev 4.09M; prev R 4.13M)- Existing Home Sales (M/M): -1.7% (est -1.0%; prev -2.4%; prev R -1.4%)- Median Home Price For Existing Homes (USD): 434.1K or +2.0% From Jul 2025 (prev 440.6K or +1.8% From Jun 2025)kek +2% house prices with 6,8% mortgage
men are such losers
>>62583809well 22 - 25 it didnt go anywhere so
>>62583867I was agreeing with you teeheeI also called the picto bottom>>62583844
>>62583812thats between you and your transfer agent anon
$GAMB's value is officially 0.It's over.
Why is CRCL mooning today?
>>62583721Claude overall has been neutered hard unfortunately recently
>>62583882That's because it is now called GRSDAnd earnings are on ThursdayAnd I am still bagholding a £60K position lol
>>62583875>what glowies genuinely think 4chan is like
did you buy the TENAX and SION dip?
>KOPN
Any other space baggies here?
>>62583887it all comes back to somethingawful
>>62583891got stop lossed out awhile ago, won't buy back in until 2027-2028 at the earliest
Some faggot names Jeffery downgraded aapl to 260 so it's going straight to 400
>>62583882Does that mean you can buy infinity shares for 1 cent, and when it rises to 0.02 you can sell for infinite money?
>>62583884Yep, its absolutely dogshit now.
>>62583891Yeah I’m a RKLB baggie but I’m up 9% on the year. Bought in at 71, so I’m still feeling fine.
>>62583882WE'RE BACK
>>62583895not low enough to be quite honest with you my man
>>62583902Dca from here it might get cheaper but they are already nigger rugged 10% off of record quarter beat/raise
>>62583895Jeff...ery?
>>62583893I genuinely cant imagine being so obsessed with threat vectors that every avenue of free speech becomes a direct anxiety inducing problem for three letter agencies.Friendly reminder that their meddling directly contributed to some lunatic commie shooting JFK in the face. They literally trained him to do it.
Six figure hell is getting really tiring. I've broke into 7 figures like 3 times now but this fucking market is trying to cuck me.I won't be happy until I can secure 7 figures for a full year ALL year.
Ah EIX is upi don't even carethe divvys are my reward
>>62583874>maleoidsIck.
>>62583885please stop sir
>jews suppressing 774Fucking snore >>62583913Positions?
>>62583888but /smg/ told me they were finished after dropping 90% in one dayI trusted /smg/
>>62583918Sar bloody, wen moon??
>>62583921Thats usually what that means. Watch it drop slowly now.
I am here. I AM BOBO'AAAAAA
>>62583921needs 700% thoughbeit
>>62583919SPYDRAMEWTPOETLRCX calls
>be me>gaming enthusiast>fire up emulator>noticable latency >YIKES>fire up recomp>game is now native PC code, 4k, 120fps, ultrawide, FOV, RTX >modern controller support>mods everywhere>no emulator overhead>FOR FREEOH NO WE CAN'T HAVE THIS NOOOOO NOT AI AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>62583926>>62583929stillcould have eaten up some dead cat bouncewould have been nice
>humanoid robot Chinese IPONever has a stock had so much failure inscribed on it.
>>62583931Fuck off shill
>>62583930>semi slopFound your problem.
Wow AI is so cool, every day I get exponentially shittier prompts from my non coding business analysts labeled shit like "SOP PROMPT V2.5" that watching a copilot instance in my browser complete for 45 minutes is now my job
>>62583931>>modern controller supportsorry but im white
>>62583935americans who buy this deserve to lose all their money, its ok.they are traitors
>>62583941>copilotOof, sorry about that anon
>>62583921You are the stock equivalent of a guy buying a rugged crypto chart because "it can't possibly go any lower"
>>62583941Wait till your manager finds out he can just prompt into Copilot himself!
>>62583941I work fully remote so I don't give a shit about how long it takes, not that it matters since I use Claude rather than copilot
>>62583942ok then play with a fucking n64 or ps1 controller. nobody has a gun to your head demanding how you play these games. all you need is a USB to XXX plugin probably $10 max
>>62583891Waiting 150 to buy Dec PUTS
Whoever said RPD thank you. Now are you going to run after 25% price change is it time to run
>>62583931The best recomps do not use ai.See DK64 recompiled which is being built without ai and is shockingly accurate to console with 60fps and 4k visuals.Basically youre fucking stupid
How are we feeling today /smg/?
>>62583957>best recomp>recomp isn't actually outtell me you haven't played a single recomp without telling me you haven't played a single recomp
WE GET IT GOLDBERG YOU SHOOK OUT THE BEARS TIME TO PUMP>>62583959Bored
>>62583931Did they change the gameplay from vanilla? If not then what's the problem?
>>62583950That's the problem, they do prompt it themselves a turn what should be a 30 second script into this 45 minute long 100 step prompt.
>>62583874Foids can invest if they have the stones for it.Usually they don't, but some do.>As a highly successful investor, with a Wall Street office, she was unusual for being a woman in a man's world. Unwilling to participate in New York City high society, conspicuous consumption, or business partnerships, she may have been eccentric and curt with the press but she was a pioneer of value investing. Her willingness to make low-rate loans (with her well-tended reserves of currency) in place of the failing banks during the Panic of 1907 helped bail out Wall Street, New York City, and the United States economy.[4] Nonetheless, she was seen in her widowhood as an odd miser all in black, sometimes referred to sensationally as the "Witch of Wall Street", and later the Guinness Book of World Records even named her the "greatest miser" for a time.She is also famous for regularly threatening important people she didn't like with her revolver (she had big swingin gorilla nuts)
>>62583960Because we have footage, dumbass
>>62583955I don't really care, my average is low 5s I just like keeping it in my port, there probably will be more dips if you want to sell you can prob get back in at a better price later on if you want
>>62583962what are we referring to with this
>that stophunting candle at FNGU near open
>>62583962Fair enough.
>>62583967I aspire to be a wealthy miserRight now I'm just a miser
Begging Minors to please pump another 25% back to where it all was in May.
literal crab til CPI
>>62583970The only thing that matters, spy
>>62583971You wanna see stop hunting look at spys volatility
I promised myself to read investing books last year but I didn't cuz I'm a lazy fucker.
>>62583971Selling this to buy more sso
>>62583975Forgot about that. No fucking wonder there's barely any price action going on.
Bought BG. This better be good.
anybody bearish on gold? feels like the latest pump this winter was too recent to have another one now
>>62583889>mfw the first stock I shill on the gen smashes earnings and moons 30%
>>62583911https://archive.ph/ZKniTkantbot got booted off medium for this article
>>62583979>reading books on which number to bet on the roulette wheelYeah that would have helped
>>62583725There has been literal finance site news slop on this theme for at least four (4) weeks now, take this how you please.
>>62583992More books on how to value companies and such, but I simply lack the time to git gud at investing. Which is a shame because I actually enjoy digging through list of companies and looking at the financials.
>>62583989please dont post images of asian goddesses being whores
Intcels, how we feeling about the dilution?
Holy fuck when are we getting the fucking cpi report I am so bored it's unreal
>>62584000Tomorrow 8:30am eastern
>>62583968you're the type of retail who unironically buys the news
bruhsI suddenly have $250k uninvestedThink it would be wise to put a significant % of it in some Vanguard ETF. I'd put aside a different % for some /smg/ fun of course. Do I spread it out though so I probably buy a few dips or should I just dump it all in today and not waste time?
>>62584003Fuck it's tomorrow I thought it was today. Giga crab all day.
Hertz sisters stay winning
>tfw didn't buy QMCO on the first minute candleI must stop being such a pussy
>>62583986Still has some steam left for this leg.
>cpi is tomorrow>nothing really happeningsee you tomorrow, smiggers. giga boring day today
>>62584006Put it all on Black 26
>>62584006don't be a fucking idiot-- diversify and then use the other chunk for smigger activities (however much that is)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=846cjX0ZTrkam I crazy or is this video suicide-coded
Huge SPY 800 calls just came inHe's about to TACO
>>62583999is what it is. it's not like they aren't getting something from it, it's just a trade, and the trump diultion was done at 1/5 the valuation so it was significantly worse and then we did a 7x so i'm not too worried.
>>62584020Source?
damn, I forgot I have another phone screen in 5 minutes
>>62584020im gonna taco all over your face
any tips for always selling on high?
>>62584029natgas anon told me to treat trading like stealing a pie, fill your belly and run before you get hit with the frying pan. that's the best trading advice i've ever gotten
>>62584027Jabba the Hutt ahh frog
Space sex same script as yesterday kek
>>6258400670/30 CAT and BUG
OOWWOWOOW Look at Sea its fucking going to the freaking moon.
>>62584035My calls are getting fucked, but it's okay boss.>>62584036I thought NVDA was making tons of money, why do they need half a trilly on the finger like that boss?
>>62584006Everything is pretty gay priced right now desu. Almost certainly there will be a 5% nigger discount on VOO in the next month or so
>>62584044If it’s a repeat of yesterday it will go up around 3:30 pm
>crab daybears won
>>62583913I managed to leave six fig hell thanks to AI stocks tho(in the other direction)
>>62584058That fucking bitch
>>62584058>crab daymore time to touch yourself since market isnt moving
I masturbate to oil everyday. I cant wait for the invasion of america and israel. I will be errect 24/7 for the rest of the year
>>62584068OIL BAGGOT
by the way to whoever laughed at me for staying in my hotel, one it's a cloudy muggy miserable day here anyways and two i just made another $200 scalping biotech so i'm officially beating all the wagies now
>>62583967>no references to Lyn Alden. Tee'd up and nobody took a swing
>>62584072BAGGOT is when 50% plus in 8 month.
Where are the TACO’s it’s tuesday ffs
I might have to sell my oil at the end of the month, do you think we could have shortages by then? Need it to go up.
>>62584073Your solo trip to France has been one of the saddest collection of journal entries I have ever seen. Please find some friends my smigger, for your own sake.
>>62584073Yeah but are you actually happy or is this just a slight dopamine bump
Yeah I'm done looking at my folio for the rest of the weekWhat a nothingburger
>>62584081you can be his friend anon
>>62584073>beatingsome days are red, some days are greensome days are clearseek inner victory
>he didn't buy the MELI dip
>>62584082i haven't been happy since may which was the last time i snuggled>>62584081i just wear my heart on my sleeve. most people here are far more miserable
>>62584084see you in 20 minutes
>>62584073Is the scalping biotech a reliable long term strategy?
>>62584088But the dip was in June
>>62584093very much no, but it's the opportunity i see right now. i trade semis, biotech, crypto proxies or indexes, right now i think the wind is behind biotech but that's just my radar
>TTWO obvious long play before slop of the century TM releases?
>>62584097>gets delayed again>price crashes
>>62584097>he didn't get ultra cheap stocks after the niggers started complaining about dogshit b-ball simulator and wwe shat the bedOH NO NO NO NO
wheres that gypsy who told me to go all in on SOXL at open
>>62584103it is up a lil THOUGH
does smg even liftare you able to lift your bagswho do you lift for >pic related
>>62583893I was pretty active on SA in the Games and Debate and Finance subs until the Hillary Toxx shit in 2016. Lowtax had not had control of the site for close to a decade by that point. The Stonetear stuff was done by a head mod, the same one who refused to ban anybody who had toxxed for Hillary in the election, despite Lowtax's objections.Despite their infecting the mod staff, FYAD was not greatly loved even on SA, and a lot of the SRS goons were on Reddit countering SJWs/Woke 1.0 and child porn posters, and I don't recall Vilerat being a sjw/fyad goon."The only thing SA users have in common is that they all paid :10bux:".
>EIXHOLY YUMOLA
>>62584111yes but it's hard on vacation, i haven't had a proper workout since i was on the queen mary. i'm doing a lot of pushups though. i started the /cbt/ thread on christmas eve last year and got like 30 (you)'s
>>62584111Yeah brother I just hit a squat PR last week
>>62584111started getting into shape last fall, its pretty good.>lost 40lbs>cholesterol cut in half>no longer need blood pressure meds
300 mstr @ 96.25
>Apple
>>62584120Based
>>62584120The fuck is blood pressureSounds like a jewish scam
My GRRR doing a lil summin!
>the overwhelming urge to dump several thou into divvie stocks just because its free passive income
>>62584089Based
>>62584111Yeah but really I just want to twinkmaxx but that's not going to happen until I do something about my skinnyfat ways
>>62584121elaborate
>>62584135He bought the dip.
>PLNTi boughted too early..
>XLI and XLF at resistance
>>62584006what other anons are saying, sp500 is pumped to hell to the condition war with iran ends soon (protip: it wont)
Microsaars these benchods trying their hardest to get us back under 500 lakh
>>62583939Semis will rule the world.
Ohhh fuckkkkk I did it againI bought a qqq 0dte
>>62584147Calls, Puts????
it's over.
>>62584148Were going up up up smigga
Soxl seems to be turning around
My gold is melting bros
>>62584111Checked I lift heavy margin bags
>>62584152Yes
>>62584148You are my favorite avatar fag.
>>62584112the state department and other gov connection makes perfect sense tho doesn't it
>lost 30% of networth on photonics how can i cope /smg/?
NASDYKESISSIES NOOOO
>>62584157<3You are my favourite smigger (don't tell the others)Lmfao at webm, reminds me I need to book my annual Winter SEA sexpat safari
Victory Capital am I too late to get in? Am i gonna be a loser instead of a Victor(Winner)?
>>62584162I don't think you should worry about those things. Leopold lost most of his money and investors are clambering to get into his fund.
>>62584162working girls and/or alcohol
>>62584162No clue. For me it went away with time. Just don't revenge trade trying to swing it back up on some leveraged shit. Emotions mix badly with trading. Most I lost was 3% and that hurt like hell (which was 10% of my liquid assets).
is tonight the night that neocloud collapses?
>>62584172If you don't use leverage you will never go anywhere in life.
Oh mumu. You're no Bobina.
Hold me bros...
>>62584172I had couple revenge trades where I got stopped out but reentered and they turned out to be bangers
>>62584174I'm already a neocloud baggie so I really hope not
>>62584132join us anonlet the goyim deal in the real world
>>62584182
That's right berry. I used 30,000 guatamalans to get pay day loans and I've been shorting your bags just so you lose money.
>>62584174Whatever is tonight dearest smig?As a NBIS & IREN baggot I sure smigging hope not!
>>62584162nancy is currently down 20% on her INTC position
O I L
>>62584182Nigger if you don't sell or buy puts after that giga crab you're a moron.
starting to get angry about the jews
>>62584158I think it was a political party or pac like proto-shareblue
>>62584193I sold even
>>62584171Omg it that girl from Entourage
>>62584189>>62584185I bought a bit of irencrwv is reporting earnings tonight and I'm slightly worried it might be the first domino falling over if they don't knock it out of the park
Did some Pakistani post something again or what
>>62584197Good because it's not going to get better. Tomorrow is going to dump fucking ass after cpi reports no matter what it says.
>>62584196Das rite, 4chan is impenetrable. As opposed to its creator's crossdressing bussy...
The fuck is Robinhood's problem? My watchlists won't load and haven't been loading since about when this downturn started, I can't compare my benchmarks
>>62584162
>IRGC Spokesperson: If a threat to Iran arises again, hundreds of thousands of miles of energy pipelines, thousands of power plants, and all American and non-American systems, as well as global infrastructure connected to the internet, would be at risk.
>>62584202Fugg D:
Nu Pre-bake>>62584207>>62584207>>62584207Nu Pre-bake
>>62584212This is bullish.Real smiggers know why.
>>62584212I draw the line at bombing the Internet. Then it's personal.
>>62584212Do it faggot
>>62584208Yes.
>>62584162I'm still in POET sitting at almost exactly a 0% gain. Not sure if I should stick it out or close the position.
>>62584212>bomb us again and we invoke the samson option but we renamed it the Aisha optionHonestly? Take em out.
Bears getting too cocky. SOXL about to melt faces.
>same dead thread for three hours>market ATHwhat happened?
>>62584218somehow, the early baker has returned
>>62584276No volume. Probably anticipating a nigger wednesdau
>>62584284I predict an Oranian wednesday
the market is officially over btw>>62583967she got info from the whores that fucked the bigwigs then did shakedowns
>>62584282Personally, I long to see the day when /biz/ is only /smg/ threads. We are the dominant species. /biz/ is ours for the taking.
>>62584276ATH but not in AI and there are no notable movements in tech. Everyone here is in tech. Some toddlers are also in oil and minors though
