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>CVXNice when are we selling? 200? 210?
>>62584223I took profits on my NRGU yesterday and today. This is financial advice.
I got a bad feeling about CPI tomorrow smiggies
SPCX shorters are going to get fucked
>>62584219Because whatever is destroyed has to be rebuilt and that means economci activity. Americans know about that (I'm not american though).
How can I make $100 a day trading?I have $30k, but between up days and down days im not making $100 everyday.I basically need a way to get guaranteed $100 a day. I don't need more.
I don't trust this V.
>>62584226I'm selling at today's close then. Thanks, fren.
>>62584235first 10x that 30k then it's easy
>Secretary Chris Wright@SecretaryWright>Thanks to the coordinated efforts of the U.S. military and our gulf allies, the seven-day average for oil leaving the Strait of Hormuz is currently up to almost 9 million barrels per day.>When combined with the additional 5-7 million barrels per day leaving the region via newly upgraded pipelines and export facilities, total oil flows are currently averaging approximately 15 million barrels per day. >On Sunday alone, over 20 million barrels left the Arabian gulf region, which is above the pre-conflict average.
>>62584235Buy Spy 0dtes calls on open every day after the morning dump, sell as soon as you hit 100. Only need like 5k and you'll be right 90 percent of the time
Oil dumped again what a surprise
>>62584235anon 100 a day is nearly 40k annually. just get 1 mill and toss it in some divvy stock, thats guranteed 100 a day (annual wise)
>>62584244I don't think oil is capable of pumping. It's pretty insane how this works. I only saw one youtuber who actually said that oil cannot go up because no country will allow it, they'll just pump it back up. The oil rubber band cannot be defeated.
>>62584244can anything any of these snakes say be believed
>>62584257SPR releases new oil stockpile numbers tomorrow. We can simply check.
minors?
>>62584235All in any blue chip ETF
Why do American circumcise their sandwhiches?
>>62584207The people making gas station phone chargers (a copper wire soldered to a tin square) and charging 25-35$ for them should be executed via inverted crucifixion.This is policy making advice boss.
>>62584275Americans don't like crust on their sandwiches or their dicks.
exited mstr for a very small profit. better than a stick in the eye. little over $500 between last night and today though which isn't a bad haul for a tough crab market. gotta go to the gym and pack my bags, just going across town tomorrow though so no train rides or anything, i can walk. i care about you babe and i want to make you happy, i want you to feel joy when we're together.
when does my oracle pump?
We have a big problem.I offer no solutions.Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>62584275cause crust sucksuse the left-over parts to make some semmelknödel
what will happen to my sneedbius on wednesday
>Fed's Goolsbee On Wired Says "Labor Market Is Stable, Without Being Good"
>>62584290Dump if good earningsDump if bad earnings
>>62584265good point, just checked now looks like drawdown slowed last July to August
uh what the fuck was that anal candle
>>62584301See>>62584237
>>62584275>Filling firstuhm
>>62584290You're not a coward are you? Double down
>>62584298That's unrefined so who cares?
>>62584320>>62584316if only pajeetas looked like this instead of goblins
wow awesome thread guysfitting for a ****** crab day
>>62584249And how much could I lose if it doesn't go my way?
>>62584278Our country is so wealthy and luxurious that only the softest and sweetest portion of bread is used and even the relative poor among us are so far from hunger that they need not worry about keeping the indelicate crusts for tomorrow. We don't even send our soldiers to war without access to ice cream and hamburgers and rather than being soft in the belly, they fight like demons, lest they or their comrades risk being deprived of a return journey to their paradisiacal homeland.
>>62584338Wow so wealthy, India could learn from america.Did you see what soxl just did?
CC chads stay winning
>>62584340It's telling that all the girls who look cutest in indian clothes are foreigners.
>>62584335If you're only putting in 5k, I guess 5k? I mean shit you could do just 1k ITM and probably be fine, 5k just allows you to profit a minimum 100 if it gains 10 cents
>>62584320>>62584316>>62584340this nigga is trying to bait so hard
>>62584249>sell as soon as you hit 100.100 bucks or 100%?
>>62584340I pay no attention to such things. Leverage is for poors and being poor is unAmerican
My Tesla stocks are pumping!!!!!
>>62584348What about the median loss and profit?
>slowly bleeding out
>>62584359Leopold ashenbrenner used leverage and he's rich now.
>>62584359>Leverage is for poors>he doesnt even gamble
Weak ass oil pump honestly
>>62584363>>62584364Throw a stone into a crowd...
>>62584251Anon why do you keep posting indianized anime slop?You are as bad as the smigger slopper.
>ai is over, ed zitron 2024Who was in the wrong here?
>>62584368>picrel
>>62584368If Ed Zitron said it, its wrong.
>>62584365Ever since we figured out in 2012 that the planet is just a giant cow that can have its oil udders yanked foreverially producing indefinite quantities of brown gold continuesly we see the trend of lower highs and lower lows. Unless that fundamentally changes, I think that pattern will hold.
>>62584371I'm quite certain Ed Citron now uses a headpiece or had a transplant. His hairline is weird, you can see there's something off.
>>62584368He's based and wrongBut he'll be right eventually
>>62584368How much has he lost shorting?
>>62584368Ai started for real in 2025 when people used Claude code,codex and thinking from DeepSeek.It was indeed not looking good before that. So wouldn't say he's a sucker
>>62584367I swear /pol/tards are the most retarded brain-dead humans on earth.
>>62584377he has literal autismautists always have something that makes them look "off"
>>62584380He's not shorting hes just hating Which we do here plenty
got shaken out of FNGU
market's boring today ionno just waiting for tomorrow's CPI I guess
>>62584379They always are right, eventually.>>62584380I would guess, 0, but idk enough about him to know for sure.. At least Burry will put some money where his mouth is.
>>62584383wabi sabi
>>62584381My guy can you stop with these nauseating Ai generated racial slop?Go back to your containment and stop polluting this place.>>>/pol/
>>62584381It seems like he hasn't changed his rhetoric, though. But I don't really follow the guy closely, so I don't want to be unfair to him. He does seem like the quintessential perma-bear podcast tourer.
I expect a gigantic dump into mega pump tomorrow on CPI. Jews are going to take any AH profit pumps, or if it's bad completely dump ass then buy back in on open.Buy 1dte puts frens and be up early.
>>62584399All anime fans must hang
>>62584399replying will only encourage himreport and move on
>yen already sliding back to 160more money printing incoming
>>62584404You're posting on a tranime website. You don't have to like it, but accept it
Fuck your callsBears in control
>>62584399wheres the AI bobina softcore porn guy at
Is MNST a buy
>>62584418Yes. But what is MNST?
AI posters should be tarred, feathered and paraded on streets.Also buy GDXU.
The market is gonna go parabolic when nasa turns the gravity off and spy has nothing to hold it down
>>62584422Michael Saylors energy drink company
why is the entire stock market crashing down?
>>62584434Iran is shorting it
>>62584434I don't know but I hate it
>>62584434Cpi tomorrow
>>62584348How do I do a 0dte call?
>>62584444schwablette...
>>62584444I can only tell you how I do it.
>>62584444Nice digits boss. Show this post to your female broker and you should get a free one.
>>62584444for your quad posts though, here's how I actually do it.
>>62584444>quads>how do I buy 0dteI am not kidding when I say this, this is literally the top signal.
Reminder the president knows the CPI one day in advance
>>62584454Looks like the bottom signal to me.
>>62584455must be dumping the market for a buy in
>>62584244
>my brain is telling me to hold on tight and that cpi tomorrow is just volatility event>at the same time got shaken out of FNGU today
>>62584418Yeah. Even if they tank, they have divvies.
I'm >66% skhy>31% mu>2% palestinian genocide drone company>1% cash
What are some high probability set ups right now?
could anyone tell me where to find a historical list of s&p 100 members (for free ofc)? i was only able to find s&p 500 on github
>Nick Timiraos>@NickTimiraos>The focus on the month-over-month change in the July inflation readings will be high on Wednesday because more members of the FOMC have indicated they will pay close attention to the next few price-level readings in determining whether they believe their forecast (getting inflation down to 2% over the next two years) is defensible absent further policy tightening.>The new Fed chairman has in the recent past expressed little appetite for this type of framework that conditions policy-sensitive forecast revisions on high-frequency data. Here's Warsh's April 2025 speech: "I do not find the current Fed policy of ‘data dependence’ of much real value. We should care little about two numbers to the right of the decimal point in the latest government release. Breathlessly awaiting trailing data from stale national accounts—subject to significant, subsequent revision—is evidence of false precision and analytic complacency.">NOW THE MOM MATTERSFed will always just change what's relevant.
>>62584482what about the day-after-day fluctuations?
Any other retards holding HTZ calls? We are rising mein smegros
BUDDY CHECK LEANHOGZ COMPUTERS!!!
>>62584498can the us government intervene??
>>62584476Nasdaq?
>>62584498Do they not have climate control?
>>62584499We already are intervening.
>>62584207Buy calls, they will cook the CPI so Warsh can have an excuse to not hike
>>62584499I'm sorry but American Cheese Mine infrastructure will remain closed...
>>62584502It's fucking Europe.Of course they don't have a fucking AC.
>>62584453coinflip or defined strategy smigger?
>>62584510>Do you have a defined strategy for the entire S&P 500?No. Vibe trading.
>>62584415He's busy making an animated series.https://youtu.be/pnF15bKCDlg
>>62584389So not just a faggot bear but a coward faggot bear.
>>62584503CHEESY TERRORISM
kevin please
>>62584517You can't be a bear if you aren't in the gameLike I said hes just hating
>>62584498>US domestic cheddar cheese futures down 1.77% todayCurd nerds not like this... it was up just yesterday! They're not even related!
Soxl....b-br-ACK
>>62584505This nigga know
>>62584505Well yeah, they are already announcing it >>62584482meanwhile reality from last week's petroleum report:>The national average retail price for regular gasoline decreased to $4.079 pergallon on August 3, 2026, $0.017 less than last week’s price, and $0.939 morethan the year-ago price. The national average retail diesel fuel price increased$0.035 to $5.348 per gallon, $1.548 more than the price one year ago.
>>62584529They'll go, look it's flat/-0,1% MoM; meanwhile YoY is like 10%
What in the NIGGER is happening with GOOGL bros?
Why do you guys not just invest in SCHD and be comfy with dividends.
>>62584532did you buy the top on one of the most expensive companies in the world?
>>62584498Can't they just print more paper cheese?
>>62584510That was flippant of me.The 0dte strategy is "look at a handful of fundamentals (oil, futures, major S&P names and their moves, SOXL, etc), look at the last week, month and over-all year to date. Look at the general trend for the day, buy calls or puts based on the general movement, try to get in at a peak or trough, then don't freak out and try to correct your trade. Don't increase your bet or double-down unless you're sure that there's a V coming, or the average cost will bring you within the new price range, and don't play with money you can't replace with deposits or are not absolutely okay with losing."
>>62584535Expensive is AAPL, GOOGL is GOOD.
How long do we actually hold, fellow OWLers?
>>62584534that's gay
>>62584498mamma mia
Guys I'm sad.
>>62584534Capital gains NIGGER
>>62584548just hop in your miata and cruise the gay bars boss
Heads up if you own any of these. Vodafone Group — VOD.L2Africa owner; major Red Sea and Gulf/Arabian Sea route.Telecom Egypt — ETEL.CACritical Egypt/Red Sea cable owner and Europe–Asia transit operator.Orange — ORA.PA2Africa consortium owner; major Red Sea capacity.China Mobile — 0941.HKVia CMI, co-owner of 2Africa and its Gulf extension.Saudi Telecom — 7010.SRVia center3, major Red Sea/Gulf cable owner and landing operator.Tata Communications — TATACOMM.NSOwns TGN-Gulf, connecting India through Hormuz into Gulf states.Ooredoo — ORDS.QAMajor Gulf operator behind the new high-capacity FIG subsea system.Meta — META2Africa co-owner; direct interest in one of the region’s largest trunks.
>>62584287I’m not Jewish
>>62584534Because I am not a boomer and would have to pay tax on dividends that I reinvest anyway
>>62584538I love you. Thanks>no verification required
>>62584548Just watch your favorite anime man, that always cheers me up
>>62584551more like capital GAYns lmao
>>62584534tech stocks + CCs pay more (and are more fun)I've made like $1500 rolling my 100 shares of amazon over the past year (plus baked in growth). SCHD would have paid me half.
>>62584556That's German. Yiddish is just Gutter German. Most Yiddish food is actually German or Polish but with Yiddish names. Like Schmear really just means "something you smear on bread or a cracker or something"And Goy just means "Foreigner" or "Nations".
>>62584554yea we're alll shaking in our boots babaroh no the gay arabs are coming
>>62584554Iran is irrelevant
I'm keeping my CVX until at least the 19th for those sweet divvies.
>>62584244Trump won!
>>62584567>>62584568No bagless /pol/ tourists need reply.
I bought 778 calls for Friday. It’s gonna fucking tank now sorry bros
Only a few more quarters until Elon reports positive earnings. Once Anthropic comes to the front, I'll be excited to see OpenAI in the dust.
>>62584573that was a waste of money, we're crabbing for at least a week
>>62584548I would hit the bars with you but im on another continent. Would love to get shitfaced and end up in some weird techno club at 4am and dance with drugged out sluts.Man, last time i did this was 1 year ago.
>>62584577It was only a couple hundo. Besides that I’m standing on business
>>62584503will American sliced cheese industry reign supreme after this curd-tastrophe?
>>62584548what happened boss there's always more jamboys
>Yemen's Houthis: Attacked Saudi Ship Carrying Military Equipment In Bab El-Mandeb - Houthi-Run News Agency SABAHOUUUUUUUUUUTHIIIIIIIIS
>>62584561Also, watch it closely, don't use stops on your 0dte options, don't abandon them unless it becomes clear that they're not going to recover, and don't pay attention when you sell for a profit and then it does another 5x after you get out.
>>62584587dem Houthis boys at it again
>>62584503I shall turn my ac down more to do my part.
What is it about finance bros that drives them to have homosexual urges towards AI
Short GME
>AmIlosingmoneytodayGODS
>>62584534I bought JEPQ instead
>>62584592Got an actual laugh out of me anon, hope you get good gains
>>625845961. They are dumb2. They are sheltered 3. AI is the last gasp of tech hypergrowth
Why does NVDA need financing?
>>62584588fuck 0dte looks so juicy I just know im going to get assrapedI will save some money justo for this
What happaned to all Bayhorse shilling?
>>62584609The bayhorse bagholders were liquidated, had no more reason to shill it.
>>62584606omg, lend NVDA 500b so they can lend so that others can buy NVDA stuff.
>>62584606What a great question. Why are the nations pension funds. Who have largely been captured by private equity. Been repurposed to be the sacrificial chicken for the private credit bubble also. If this doesn’t go 100% smoothly. Disaster won’t describe it. Boomers have no idea their dice are being rolled on all this. And the odds aren’t good. Buy gold silver copper aluminium uranium.
>>62584609all the bayhorsers turned into finance bros
>>62584609They all made it.
>>62584551Capital Gains doesn't affect your fucking IRA.
Theoretically,say in the next few years there's a health treatment that rejuvenates your body, and basically lets you live another 100 years with good health. You only need to pay for and do the treatment once. but it costs a lot of money, more than you could afford, but the price isn't so high that you could never be able to buy it. But if you're a poorfag, it's $100k, and if you have considerable money, it's $1mWould you go into debt to buy the treatment? I was thinking about this if it happened, lenders would get massively fuckedMany people would get over their head in debt to pay for it. Many would borrow with no intention of ever paying off the debt.
>>62584596Imagine having an employee that actually did the coding job correctly 95% of the time and didn't just tell you to file a ticket, don't work on it for 2 days, said they "did the needful" and then closed your ticket without fixing anything forcing you to open another ticket and then after a month they push out a release that breaks production. That's where AI is right now and it's only getting better.
>>62584622Wow thats literally incorrect
>>62584625Love "acceptable" rates of failure
>>62584623Would it make me gay too? Because brother I don't want to live another 100 years with the old battleaxe breathing down my neck, haha.-Rick-Sent from my BigButton JitterBug 2
>>62584633Let me check google...>You do not pay taxes on dividends when they are earned or reinvested inside an IRA.
>>62584244Is this the guy who tweeted in March that tankers went through the strait and then deleted it?
>>62584623I'm not scared enough of death to pay for the privilege of being alive but as a slave for another 100 years.
>>62584607Don't get dollar signs in your eyes. It could easily have gone the other way and has for me. Play it small to start out. Buy 1 contract at a time instead of 100, or even 10. watch how SPY moves and get a feel for market sentiment.
>>62584625What I'm getting out of this is that you like getting dicked down faggot
>>62584283This little Smigga looks like the Exxon ceo
>>62584623>thinking it wont be completely subsidized by the government like vaccines and the government gets their money back from you geting a 500 year mortage on your house, or people pay off cars in 200 years at $500 a month
was feeling a lot of heartache but gym cheered me up a bit. bought 100 labu @ 280.44
>>62584646>It could easily have gone the other way and has for me. >Play it small to start out. Buy 1 contract at a time instead of 100, or even 10.this. Will do, thanks anon
>>62584535Simpletons confuse absolute size with “expensive”
why are white ceos so shit compared to Indian ones? Look at Google, Microsoft and Micron. Larry Page, Steve Ballmar, Mark Duncan have nothing on Sundar Pichai, Satya Nadella and Sanjay Mehrotra. If I was an autistic and insecure white boy I would make an infographic about it so i can post it whenever I feel threatened
>>62584635>>62584649It appears as though the Accenture jeets have been triggered. Your outsourcing jobs are cooked Rajnesh and Rimjeet.
I seriously don't get how people have such a bad spending problem.
>>62584666Poor impulse control
>>62584663The optimal ethnicity/nationality is Taiwanese
>>62584666Low IQ and high time preference
My spy puts doing a lil sumthin
>>62584623For me that's only $5000I would probably get the procedure done, try it out a little, do some thinking then realize I can only afford the procedure for myself, not myself and my wife. I look into my wife's face and realize the crushing heartache of my actions, that I intentionally ended what we had forever at a chance to change everything for the dream.Then I would walk right back into the doctors office and demand a refund and that they reverse the procedure immediately. They do so and that ends the whole hypothetical right there.I wouldn't borrow with no intention of paying off the debt, rather, I would probably try to gamble my $5000 and simply double it so both me and my wife could have the procedure. But boy do I got terrible luck
>>62584554israel could do the funniest thing right now
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHWTF WTF WTFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Hey, new LotR game on Steam.>>62584666It's the urge to splurge, Satan.
arent we supposed to V at market close, why did we do another dump
>>62584623I'd go into debt to buy a single corn chip
>>62584663Google and Microsoft have enshittified their products chasing short-term gains. The search engine is dogshit and you're better off using AI to find things, YouTube is dogshit and filled with ads (for the average non-adblock normie), Windows is a buggy mess with AI-centrism that nobody asked for and all of MSFT's gaming studios are so shite they get got outperformed by newly acquired Blizzard.These CEOs are short-sighted fools that give you easy gains right now, but will run these companies to the ground in the future. I will not speak of Micron because I don't know enough about it to form an opinion.
>>62584683Western women are meme no wonder they are losing to asians.
>>62584623It’s possible to make up the payment in a year or less, especially factoring in inflation. You could be earning 10x the cost of the procedure annually years down the road. And for 100 years life extension, it’s basically a 100x. Time is finite. Money is infinite.
>>62584684>market trending to the floor all day>wtf where's my vMumu...
>>62584623What good is a world that goes on forever?
how is oil down to $83 when the entire strait is closed for the next 3 years
>>62584623most people currently refuse to adopt free options that would give them longevity
>>62584623I just went further into margin debt to buy a bag of chips, when I have over 20k in a regular savings account. the answer is yes, I will take on additional debt.
>>62584690this is like when a black chick attacks a white chick for being prettier than her
STONKS STONKS STONKS STONK.STONKS STONKS STONKS STONK.
>>62584666the dopamine hit comes from consooming and not saving and watching the number go up
As a bobo, there's gotta be a correction tomorrow right? Like no way it dumps even fucking harder from cpi?
>>62584702Who gives a fuck about the strait.Just drill that sweet Venezuelan and Nigerian oil. There's plenty to go around.
>>62584712But US Strategic Reserve are at an all time low.
Who here bully on Tesla stock?
>>62584534Frieren you must understand i wwant to be rich and comfy now, not 50 years from now
>>62584719If you bought Facebook stock in 2003 and sold in 2016. You would be rich and comfy right now.Playing the long game works if you pick good companies.
>>62584665The question was why are you gay for AI. You answered your in love with AI and rimmed it's anus. Your in a gay lovers psychosis and can't be reasoned with. I rest my case
>>62584616How does one protect their parents retirement funds?
>>62584718Me but I didn't commit to it yet. The semiconductor megaproject factory is a huge gamble for 2030 and nothing else they make is bullish.
Thank fuck I'm finally in the green at 0.04% up after being red all day
I wonder if a true peace deal would actually be bearish for the market.It’s been pumped^3 on rumors of peace for months. So what does the market do when they get it?
how do I invest in friendships?
>>62584725Glad to hear it friend.I bought at $322, in le dip.But hoping it will go up significantly in the next couple of months, especially if Elon validates his robot production line thing.
>>62584712Correct me if I'm wrong but I heard Venezuelan oil needs quite a lot of processing before it becomes usable meaning it's always going to be more expensive than Middle Eastern oil which is basically good to go right out of the ground.
JUST CRASH ALREADY
>>62584723I'm in love with AI because it makes jamboys like you obsolete.
>>62584722Facebook is no SCHD thoughbeit but a very speculative growth shit from 2003
>>62584732you have to find people that can converse at your level of intellect ehtry haiti
>>62584737Won't happen fellow bobro. Goldberg is waiting for cpi.
>>62584739>SAAAR BLOODY IS THE FUTURE, YOU ARE THE JAM BOY BHENCHODOpinion considered, and subsequently rejecteted when found to be made by a gay faggot who likes defending his gay butt buddy
>>62584736I mean you need to weigh it against where the oil is going to go. Refining dirty oil one one side of the planet may end up being cheaper than shipping clean oil from the other side of the planet, depends really on shipping costs.
Oh boy. Time for the sell off.
We’re just cooling off for the next rally unironically
Is MU ever going to break 1000 again? I'm still up on it I bought at around 670 but am kicking myself for not selling at 1200. I told myself I'm going to wait until it hits 1000 again before selling but am starting to lose my patience.
>>62584766We been selling off all day thoughbeit
Got my miner bags packed for tomorrow when cpi comes in cool and gold retard pumps because retardation is correct
You have your cool offs, but then you also have your warm ons.
>>62584771for sure it's hitting 1000 again in the next few monthsif we're talking the next few weeks then I wouldn't bet on it
>>62584771Νο. I'll take those bags off you for 700 each. All cash, under the table.
>>62584785Hi Ken
>>62584772If the jews are dumping and selling off they know CPI is going to be hotter. I've learned that when it comes to the market, think like a kike hedge fund exec like Cramer did.
>>62584776I'm getting a warm on
>>62584787kek
Man what a shitty crabby day (again)
EIX
>>62584785>>62584771>>62584787
>BREAKING: Massive jellyfish swarm shuts down three reactors at French nuclear power plant.
MEMPIZZASHOW WE FEELIN
>>62584811The War with Nature is growing Hot again.
>>62584811Aaahhh the French
>>62584811>French lose to fucking jelly fishDeath to every yuropoor
>>62584815“coiling”
Just noticed>GoogleFuck me what a mess
>>62584804Bobo: I've got Crabin fever!Mumu: I've got it too!CRABIN FEVER!I got crabin fever it's burning in my brainI've got crabin fever it's driving me insaneWe got crabin fever; we're flipping our SOXLBeen stuck at this channel so long we have simply gone bananasAriba!Chica chica boomA chica chica boom boom chicChica chica boomA chica chica boom boom chicWe got crabin fever we've lost what sense we hadWe got crabin fever; we're all going madGrab your partner by the earsLash him to the wheelDo-si-do step on his toeListen to him squealAllemande left, allemande rightIt's time to sail or sinkSwing your partner over the sideDrop him in the drinkWe got crabin feverNo ifs, ands or butsWe're disorientedAnd dementedAnd a little nutsAch du lieber Volkswagen car(Yodel-lay-ee-hoo)Sauerbraten, wienerschnitzelUnd wunderbar(Yodel-lay-ee-hoo)We were trading, trading the momentum was on our sideAnd then it diedI've got crabin feverI think I've lost my gripI'd like to get my hands onWhoever rigged this shitSi!I was floating 'neath a tropic moonAnd dreaming of a my anime waifuNow I'm crazy as a loonCrabin fever has ravaged all aboardThis once proud market has become a jewish psycho wardWe were buying, selling headed who knows whereAnd now though we're all hereWe're not all thereCrabin fever!AAHHH!!
AMD IS FUCKING GREEN
>>62584829>INTCelsits so over
>>62584829>red crabs slowing turning greenFeels like it's been ages since the power hour pump actually pumped things
>>62584833Intel is diluting its stock. They're selling the new batch for $95 a share. It will go down more.
>>62584829It will dump in the last 2 minutes like all memory stocks do
Warning you fucking guys now Goldberg is going to rally for 28 minutes and dump ass into tomorrow. Don't fucking get cocky. They are chasing any losses because they know tomorrow is going to be red on open
>>62584739It's incredible how every video of India I've seen looks like a picture of hell, even something innocuous like this.
>>62584856Here's a fun game to play when you're bored
I am tanoumu begging you please porfavor go the fuck back to 100.
AIEEEEE my stonks are dumping the crab returns
OIL FINNA DUMP Y'ALLKWAB OIL BAGGOTS FR FR
POWER FIFTEEN MINUTES PLEASECOMPLETE THE VPUMP RIGHT NOWKEVIN
>>62584840>>62584833population not smartAnyway sndk looks like it wants to break out while decoupling from micronIronically unless it pumps in the next 2 weeks, it'll probably be a crab for a month until micron earnings at which point they will pump togeter
QUICK WHAT DO I BUY
>>62584881Oil is still up for today
KNTPF bros!
why aren't we pumping anymore? I miss the good old days of tech pumping forever, when are we going back to the bull market?We need rate cuts NOW Trump!
>>62584888Coca-Cola.
>>62584898Its quite refreshing.
>>62584888Soxs
The cooked CPI report is gonna cause everything to pump
>>62584895I just wish I had kept holding my MU back in december instead of swinging in and out.>all realized profit is goodNot when you miss out on make it money.
>>62584898Coca-Cola also makes and distributes Bang's Cola in a if you can't beat em buy em situation.
>>62584877>>62584881>>62584895I tried to help you retards.>>62584851Also>>62584901I expect a massive dump into huge pump on open into a giga pump. If the jews already price in cooked reports and knew it was going to be good, they wouldn't have sold the top today. They know what's coming.
>>62584898my penis is a lot longer than a european coke can and nearly as wide
>>62584913It would dump if they pumped it today. It’s about making money from the goyim.
>>62584223>when are we selling?already sold, waiting for another Trump dump to buy in lower.
>>62584898This but ironically if you're worried about full market downturn. It's almost recession proof.
>>62584918>last minute rally into a huge fucking sell-offThey're going to slurp on open.
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>CRWV last minute pumpHmmmm
>>62584927Just earnings volatility, me thinks it will dump regardless of results.
>>62584926Fine
>>62584926Today: -0.49%This Week: -0.58%This Month: +6.34%This Year: +31.95%From Peak: -1.46%12 Months: +23.53%
>>62584927interesting to see how this plays out
CoreWeave sissie sisters are we gonna pump or dump?
>>62584929Have it your way king
>>62584926Not too shabby
>>62584926+0.11%Would be better if it weren't for my googlie mooglies getting raped
>>62584926-0.18%
>>62584926My GRRR did a lil summin!
>>62584926+1,7%My oil and gamedev poomped.
smci????
>>62584926+1.06%, fine I guess
>>62584926today +0.90%
>LITEbecomes DARK
>>62584926+0.06 thinnest of green days. made more money trading. down $65 on my labu trade i will hold overnight. the tea leaves say it's gonna be a good day tomorrow.babe i'm sad and you know i say and do dumb stuff when i'm like that. sorry. i need your attention to be my best. i'm gonna go to bed early tonight, goodnight.
>>62584926+0.1%
>>62584926+4.31%
>smciwew
>>62584953I kneel
>>62584926>+0.78% todayI was red most of the day but turned green the last 1.5 hours so this is nice at least
>>62584926>DING DING DING DING DING>How did it go today?!?!
>>62584926Breakevenlike up .02%Not bad with QQQ being down .70%, and my portfolio being 60% tech, 70% if you include tech + communications
>>62584926I cashed out last week, waiting for a dip>>62584951https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1786478908705021.webm
neocloudbros....
>>62584926+3.3% today!
>>62584957goodAlso: >CBO estimates a $431 billion U.S. federal budget deficit for July 2026 (the 10th month of fiscal year 2026). crfb.org>This is based on the Congressional Budget Office’s Monthly Budget Review released around August 10, 2026 (using data through the end of July). Key details:Spending (outlays): ~$765 billion Revenues (receipts): ~$334 billion Deficit: $431 billion (about $140 billion larger than the ~$289–$291 billion deficit in July 2025).
>>62584966>Congressional Budget Office’s Monthly Budgetwhy waste your brain cell compute time reading that garbage, its all fake and ghey
NEOKEK SISSIESWE ARE GREENCOREWEAVE DOUBLE BEATTHE BUSINESS MODEL WORKSIT ONLY LOSES A LITTLE MONEY!!!
crwv post report price dump then spike, I thought AI could read this shit and make quick trading decisions.
>>62584926>+.81%Not bad.I get bothered when I don't get at least a 1% move for the day, but when I stop and remember that even today I made more money than I ever did as a wagie it doesn't seem so bad at all
>>62584973kek
What's to stop one from full porting a divvy stick 24hrs before ex-dividend date and then selling again the day after, rotating through highest payouts provided they don't ex on the same day and otherwise keeping capital free for short term plays in growth stocks?
Holy fuck CRWV is going down like the twin fucking towers
>>62584926-.20%So of course I slurped a tiny bit.I think we're prepping for a giant dump in hindsight.
>>62584975AI can definitely make quick decisionsaccurate decisions not so much
>>62584983The dip in stock price after dividends post.Come on now. Dont you think theyve thought of that already?
>stranger things could happen. Not a good look. All this shit is curbing the markets in a way that’s makes retail a sitting duck. https://xcancel.com/RpsAgainstTrump/status/2087195118021247260#m
>>62584988I hope he does it because it would be funny, but he won't
Boring asf day.
hmm
My sneebius doing a lil pump, hopefully it's good news tomorrow morning and we get to repay coresneed
>>62584987My presumption was that there was a prohibitive factor, otherwise everyone would've already done until the divvies died before I was born. I just like asking smiggers more than googling.
>>62584993They know the energy crisis will be crushing us by November. Markets will probably be in turmoil. And the internal numbers are awful. These are interesting times.
>>62584996Uhhhh, should we be alarmed by this?
>>62584998i'm gonna sell on market open, i hope it sticks
I think HAS might be a good play bros
>>62584926-0.15%
>>62584690I think this is less of a racial thing and more of an old hag angry she’s past her prime thing
>>62584988oy vey it'll be another janury 6 o caustfor real this time i'm sure
>>62585006must've been the wind
>>62585018feisty old hag i bet she'd eat your dick like a starving african
>>62584996well it wasn't bullish for USO the last time it happened
is amzn auto enrolling product ad campaigns in "influencer" campaigns a good or bad thing?
kevinplease
>>62585034Kevin is the worst Fed Chairman we've ever had, not a single cut during his career!
Why is this thread so slow today usually /smg/ is a lot busier
>>62585039posting naturally slows down during crab markets
>>62585039Crabby day with no real news. Not much to talk about that's not off-topic.
>>62585039CPI numbers release tomorrow. Nobody wanted to trade today.
neocloud sissies won
>>62585023I’d be too soft I think. I tried to take the hagpill and was going to fuck a 47 year old bitch but backed out last second and was like this is fucking gross. The MILF fetish is a psyop
>>62585039Also yesterday
>>62584996>someone sold, and someone boughtoh my god
>>62585039>>62585051because memory sisters got liquidated and gave up
>>62585049Seems you forgot the last three letters of the acronym. If she isn't hot to you, then she isn't a MILF.
>>62584996Bullish for oil
I am asking god or the higher beings that are superior to our world, and who watch us and who have control over us, to just move the market in the direction I need it to move. Let’s make a deal
>>62585049Nah it's not a psyop, it's been a thing for a long time. Oedipus, Benjamin Franklin, there's tons of historical hagfucking.
>>62585066Higher (than you) being here, you have nothing you can offer me.
>>62585066>or the higher beingsAre you ready to commit heinous acts on an island for it?
>>62585066>mfw
>>62585083I've been ready my whole life mister JIDF, make my stocks PUMP and my foreskin is yours
>>62585066Put yourself in the position of the omniscient being. If you had watched someone else think, do, and say exactly what you have done during your life so far, would you think him deserving of that boon knowing it would screw over a certain portion of other mortals all asking for the opposite?
>>62585094Nah dont give it to God. Mine is missing.Give it to ME.
>>62585049>>62585058>>62585076I have banged trannies and hags. So I have banged fag ass and hag ass. I'm almost at the point where I can get hard for all different types of asses which is like a super power to me.
>>62585095Yes, especially for cosmic entertainment purposes.
>>62585056I'm still here. It's just too boring atm with the constant +-0.5% days.
How do I cope with the fact that a majority of my networth I cant touch until im 60?
>>62585105Why can't you touch it? You fell for the IRA meme?
>>62585105Being incredibly racist about it
>>62585114>>62585114>>62585114
So are we going to go back to the "AI is the future" narrative? or is this gonna be anotherselloff tomorrow.>>62585098based
>>62585105If it's a roth you can pull money early to buy a house penalty free
>>62585098That's just normal aging. Something in the brain relaxes ones standards with time. I've met old men who fuck a cardboard cutout of a woman provided they could still function mechanically.
>>62585056No and I'm not leaving because I know micron earnings will hit 100 billion in a year for that quarterIt's just gay and retarded that analysts are trying to, I don't know, fuck with the market pricing the stocks because they're stalty or something and annoyed that I could have just bought and held and made a mulluhion dollars.
bro fuck this marketFUCK this shit>net LOSS per shareFuckin sandisk posted 38 EPS but this was apparently not good or somethingAre you shitting me>but you see, software is safer than hardwareThey don't make any money what the actual fuck am I reading.
>>62585132oh is that why my coreweave is pumping?
>>62585132>revenue backlog Yo these niggas owe me 100 billion ,trust me bro I'll pay you back next week
