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Insider trade now for only $100k edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Previous:
>>62584207
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>>62585114
I hope that money is at least going towards paying off our stupid national debt.
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>>62585118
Boring ass week
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>>62585114
I'm tired of living in the real world Mr. E, can you give me some good insider tips?
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>>62585120
Only your contributions, and only for that year.
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>Hate It or Love It, I’m gon’ keep postin’ slop
>And I'm gon' shine, homie, until my heart stop
>Go 'head envy me, I spam /smg/
>And I ain't going nowhere, so you can get to know me
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NIGGERS
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>>62585118
Damn look at RXT's YTD
>>62585137
Based
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>>62585134
I liked "bobobear season" better
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>>62585129
The files literally told you to short shipping end of last year
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>>62585139
It hasn’t returned yet though
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Seriously though, about 75% of my networth is in retirement and me hates it.
God I wish I could turn back time and do regular investing instead of JUST 401k and iras.
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I've decided to become Amish and shun technology
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Do I dump my CRWV tomorrow morning to lock in these gains or continue to baghold. I know LEOPOLD was holding it. Idk, just brainstorming
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My Neeby Weeby is doing just great :3
So is my GRRR :D
Even little Irene is growing big and green <3
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>>62585149
Skim some profits and let the rest ride
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>>62585147
Is this bait
Just take the 10 percent hit and early withdraw
You would have lost way more than that due to taxes in a individual account
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>>62585105
>How do I cope with the fact that a majority of my networth I cant touch until im 60?
Get a job with a government agency or non-profit that has 457b plans. 457b does not have a minimum age to withdraw penalty free, you just cant be working for that employer and contributing. So you leave and ROLL all your 401k money into it and when you leave that employer you can start to withdraw your money. talk to a qaulified tax advisor about this.
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>>62585149
kek
>operating loss of 49 million
>but it 'beat' by like .1%
This is the gayest negroid aids jewish shit I've ever read.
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>>62585165
I know man but money is money
>>62585159
Yeah, yeah, I like that idea
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GINGERS
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>>62585162
Well, obviously im not going to do that because of that.
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>>62585170
Nigger. Are you retarded or what.
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>bobo meetup
Meeting called
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>>62585166
money ceases to be money when analysts are simultaneously lowering MU's price target "because ai weak or something".
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I bought SPY calls and closed my bobo positions. This is probably the top.
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>>62585177
*Jeremy Irons voice*
money is made up
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>>62585147
Statistically speaking 401k and IRAs are "regular investing" because the average wagie isn't interested in learning how to invest and is generally expected to fuck up their savings if left to their own devices. Plus they have less tax liability than trading. I myself continue to contribute to my Roth IRA because my company match is generous. One day, we'll both likely be relieved that there was a large chunk of money sitting in safe ETFs where we couldn't fuck it up.
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>>62585175
Howdy fellow bobro. Ready for the mega dump tomorrow?
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>>62585185
That is a small bobo
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>>62585183
Dude let be honest, most wagies even fuck up their own 401k and IRA. I know plenty that don't even take the 401k match or are in funds with high expense ratios.

They simply do not care until it time to crunch the numbers and they can't retire. It even worst now that PE is trying to tap into that liquidity.
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>The guy who lost $400M of his investors money, is now trying to sell his overpriced underwater home and his private jet while his swinging trophy wife looks for a guy more solvent. (Leopold Aschenbrenner/Avital Balwit)
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AI can lig my fuckin balls, this is the third AI I've used today (grok and Gemini too) and with all three I had times when it mixed stuff up and I had to "push back".

Claude is the most faggot one though with a whole paragraph of caveats and whatnot before presenting its findings.
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>>62585193
We don't blogpost here
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>>62585194
Yeah I hate Claude for the way it talks and how retarded it is. People say he's good at coding though
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>>62585193
She not even that hot, what the actual fuck is going on with silicon valley fucks.
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>>62585192
I know someone that put their 401k in meme stocks in 2021 and they’re down over 90% now.
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>>62585194
Look at this shit, in the span of 10 min or so
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>>62585193
it's the same guy in a wig
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>>62585173
What
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>>62585202
This is a San Francisco 9.
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>>62585206
>incontinence
Probably easier to just kill yourself and save being a burden to the health care system
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>>62585202
she's beautiful brilliant and sensitive, he's very lucky
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>>62585203
Rate my IRA
VTI
QQQ
VXUS
HDV
SETM
And like 1% in stable dividends. I'm 30.
AI picked it for me.
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>>62585193
really?
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>>62585205
All that money and he marries the crimson chin tranny.
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>buy id
we are so back
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>>62585209
If that's a 9 in a major city, you're fucked.

That's a 7 at best in europe.
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>>62585226
San Francisco and Seattle are grim
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>>62585226
Actually thats a 2 in CHINA STUPID CAPITALISTS WESTERNERS FUCK YOU
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>>62585220
He cancelled his honeymoon so that he could calm down his investors.
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>>62585223
Let's
Fucking
Go
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>>62585228
seattle yes. sf no
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>>62585202
>>62585205

somebody posted another pic and claimed it was her and she looked a low more jewish. I found that other one hotter, but that was just like a guilty pleasure kind of thing, kek

>>62585228
Heard a lot of female asians?
>>62585229
chinchong
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>>62585237
Cope
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>>62585231
He calmed down his investors during his honeymoon, he didn't cancel shit you dalit.
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>>62585193
How do I get investors to invest 100 millions of dollars in my deranged ideas?
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>>62585237
The south absolutely mogs them both. You wouldn’t believe some of the girls that these ham chads have hanging off them.
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>>62585211
i would prefer to be a burden in order to help collapse this satanic order faster
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The higher beings that communicate with me at night have confirmed that Trump is going to escalate in Iran and spy will dump to $725 by EOW
NVDA will close the week below $180
Do with this information what you will
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Seriously though, even elon first wife didn't look that good. Why do the rich have such poor taste.
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>>62585242
That guy was lying to you.
Leopold ashenbrenner has to turn away investors right now.
People in San Francisco are asking for investment opportunities and he has to say no to them because he already got enough money after his fund was saved.
Apparently they think, that he can't crash twice. Wall street has taken a step back but wall street west in San Francisco really thinks he'll do something.

Weird how those hicks in Nashville and Miami aren't even on the radar. So much for the business minded confederacy.
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>>62585241
https://nypost.com/2026/08/06/us-news/ai-billionaire-skips-honeymoon-as-investors-panic-over-30b-losses/
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How hard will BYD pump once they present their robot? 5x? 10x?
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NIGGERS
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Happy for you coreweave niggers. Make sure to sell on open before you get raped.
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>>62585193
A smart person could retire to a modest but comfortable life for the price of a private jet. Too bad he isn't smart or modest. Hell probably lose his shirt on the house and divorce.
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>>62585243
The south didn't even invest in Situational Awareness.
Leopold's wife is Claude's chief of staff.
You Nashville hicks wouldn't get it.
Leopold met his wife when Sam bankman fried up a party long before his arrest.

Why do I have to teach you guys everything.
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>>62585204
It does like to do that
>ask ai if a mushroom looks safe to eat
>it says it's ok
>poison yourself
>wtf that mushroom was poisonous
>you're right to call me out on that. that mushroom was not safe to eat.
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>>62585258
two left feet, fattie
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>>62585257
sour grapes babe.
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AI...isn't perfect?
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— Iran shot down the U.S. F-15E over southern Iran in April using a shoulder-fired surface-to-air missile after adapting tactics observed in the Ukraine war, NYT reports.

U.S. military officials say Iran deployed a drone swarm in an area penetrated by American fighters, allowing Iranian forces to determine the F-15E’s location, speed, and direction before engaging it. The aircraft’s defensive systems gave its crew only about half a second of warning before impact.

Both crew members ejected. The pilot was recovered quickly, while the weapons systems officer evaded Iranian forces for nearly two days before being rescued by U.S. Special Operations forces.
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>>62585257
His investors signed a contract that they're not allowed to withdraw their money. There are also new investors lining up right now because he apologized and promised to continue. Now that he has a supermodel trophy wife he can focus on the money.
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>>62585271
>they're not allowed to withdraw their money
Isn't this a stipulation with all of these firms whether it's run by Griffin or Burry?
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>Tell Gemini what Claude says
>Gemini says Claude is wrong because
>Copypaste into Claude
>Claude: No, he's the conman
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>>62585268
>The pilot was recovered quickly, while the weapons systems officer evaded Iranian forces for nearly two days before being rescued by U.S. Special Operations forces.
So basically Iran isn't in control of their own territory since americans are doing whatever they want, going in and rescuing etc. Iran is such an incompetent country. They've conducted themselves so shamefully, they're stealing defeat from the jaws of victory.
Stupid arabs.
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kek. i couldn't reproduce it when I tried later either.
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>>62585251
Patrick Boyle said he was on the phone with his investors during the honeymoon instead of cancelling it. There were breakout rooms where people could hang out with him to get calmed down.
I wonder if Patrick is lying or if Jeff Bezos is lying. Who knows.
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I bought 500 of these green army men everyone's raving about. How come you can't take the pants off? You idiots with 1000 or more of these things wasted your money.
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>>62585273
They are like yammering bitches. I’m using Claude for a few things including a fun cheap browser game I’m “practicing” things with and an app for property management I’m hoping to monetise and Claude has had a massive downgrade with the latest model versions. It’s now a chickenshit Reddit faggot who overexplains everything and is more interested in appearing smart than doing the task. Eg for the browser game I’ve already told it I’m not bothered about game balance because it’s not a competitive/serious game, just a small single player bit of fun but it literally overrides my instructions to conduct a full “balance harness” testing every feature in the fucking game WITH MULTIPLE PLAYSTYLES if I so much as change the result of one input on one decision from “military strength +1” to “military strength +2”
Honestly I oscillate between thinking
>wow it can do literally anything this is going to change the world and make businesses 1000x more efficient
To
>holy shit this useless piece of shit is just a search engine that’s worse than Google
On a daily basis at this point
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>>62585286
its a force multiplier. multiply anything by 0 and its still 0.
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>futures
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>>62585287
Zero is retarded, you can't just have NOTHING
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>>62585291
>crabbing downwards

Scrumptious.
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Does anyone else here just farm small percentage gains? Chasing the highs is nauseating. Is there any use for TA in this field?
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What's the play for the rest of the year /smg/?
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>>62585303
>rest of the year

Embarassing. Live for today.
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>>62585305
short term low iq monkey
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>>62585306
Graveyards are full of people who thought they had more time, anon.
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tl;dr of what happened today?
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>>62585310
very true, so do tell me what to buy tomorrow
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>>62585314
Should have bought spy puts before close. Live for tomorrow, as I always say
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>>62585229
Post some chinese girls then.
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Is Blue Owl unstoppable? Have you submitted to your new private equity overlords yet?
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Uh-oh
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>>62585303
BABA?
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>>62585249
if a chcik is good lookin enough to make a dudes peepee stiff and can talk to him for more than 5 minutes without him wanting to commit violent suicide, that is usually enough.

dues don't just sit around thinking "there may be, out there in the world, some woman who would represent a marginal gain over my current partner, have I been bamboozled" 24/7 if the first two conditions are met.

thats what women do.
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>>62585303
1 share of SCHD every day, join me and be comfy.
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>>62585276
https://sof1.megalag.org/sofplus/
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>>62585303
Microprocessors
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>kospi opening green to provide liquidity for tomorrow's inflation dump
can't stand this fake and gay market
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>>62585335
Eggs are cheaper than they've ever been and rents/housing are flat. Inflation report is going to be a big fat fucking nothingburger.
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>>62585338
It's going to be up from last month as predicted and the market will dump in spite of being forward thinking
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>>62585338
how's gas
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>>62585302
Anything over 2% in a single day is victory. TA is useless drivel.>>62585303
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>>62585342
I just ate a bakers dozen of boiled eggs don't even talk to me about gas.
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>>62585344
>>62585342
Oh wait shit you were talking about gasoline and not my sulphuric eggy farts? whoops, anyway, I got a diaper on don't worry about it
Back to gasoline though, the CPI calc weights rent 3x higher than gas costs. Don't worry about it kittens, everything will be fine tomorrow.
>>
The market doesn't "take time to digest information" it reacts to anything and everything on the nano second level and anytime I read "market digesting information" as a reason for price action and I want to go outside and punch every person I see in the head because the human race is an abortion of an existence
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>>62585343
I've been trying to close positions around this level, any ideas for where to find candidates for trading the high probability moves?

I have a boomer account I keep for long term growth but have been looking for ways to keep things active.
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>>62585326
>schd
I should just schd and forget I'm too lazy to actively trade anyway
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>>62585226
USA is 7 is basically not fat, 9 if you are not negrofied.
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>>62585329
dang homie what a g
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>>62585338
ive been making a lot of egg sandwiches recently. a childhood staple for me. 2 hard fried eggs on killer dave's white is right bread toasted with butta.
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>>62585368
>killer dave's white is right
kek
I read the blurb on the bread bag about how they're all felons and just assumed the bread is made in a factory filled with 90% nniggers
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is therer any issue with me boiling my lean ground beef in water, before mixing it with the box of HH?
Also, I just bought GLD and ETHA. Surely I'll these picks will allow me to escape the HH hell, right?
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>>62585318
Clairvoyant owl anon
How TF did you know it was gonna pump
My position is super small I bought it on a whim but damn is she flying.
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>lose thousands, feel nothing
>make thousands, feel nothing
>sell for profit, make thousands, stock immediately rips the moment I sell
>uncontrolable rage
What the fuck is wrong with me?
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>>62585379
Your brain thinks the first two were not your fault but the third was your fault and bruised your ego.
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>>62585202
Wasn't she also in the C suite of some major company? He probably liked that she was smart and able to talk work with him a little. In a more low stakes way, I'd much prefer a girl who enjoyed the same music and movies as me to a much hotter one who thought my interests were gay, right?
That said she's definitely lost all respect for him, ESPECIALLY because she's C suite and can probably actually understand how fucking retarded and puerile her new husband's bets were. Women can't respect you if they're much better than you at the same thing, like if you were a casual runner and you dated a marathon runner girl she'd be a little turned off by your being worse at running than her, to the point where the relationship would be safer if you didn't do cardio at all. Leopold is living an extreme version of that. Marriage over, I guarantee it.
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>>62585375
>boil it
not sure about that one amigo. i like to cook it in a stainless steel pan. preheat to medium ish heat. drop that sucka in there and mash it down like a big hamburger patty so the most surface area is touching the pan. season that shit with salt and whatever else. wait like a couple min and let it sizzle. then start breaking it up and scraping it off the pan and stirring until brown. gives you nice crispy parts from what my homies call the maillard reaction
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>>62585387
Do your homies also like to cook meth?
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>>62585361
Late 90's early 00's gaming is so peak I literally cannot enjoy games ever again
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>>62585301
Zoom out
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fuck me man I’m scared of cpi
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>>62585394
i've been enjoying return to castle wolfenstein. i want to revisit star trek elite force but I actually never played soldier of fortune.
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>>62585375
>is therer any issue with me boiling my lean ground beef in water
yes. i'll kill you
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>>62585415
SoF was one of my favorite lesser played games. It was one of my friends favorites. The original F.E.A.R is underrated.
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>>62585375
>gens AI slop
>eats slop
fitting
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>>62585410
I wouldnt worry about it.
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>>62585410
I'm not
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>>62585410
i dont know why that makes you want my dick but ok i'll fuck you
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>>62585387
I'll give that a try, next time. Thanks, bud!
>>62585417
Why? I want less fat, but maybe I'm wrong to want that...
>>62585423
It's saved from these threads, pal. Think of it like vegan approved, second-hand leather.
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>>62585217
Damn nobody care
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>>62585318
Trulieve is currently my biggest weenie hut gainer at an initial investment of 7 dollars and a gain of 11 fuckin percent
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>>62585276
SoF is one of those games that I really wanted to play at the time but couldn't. Then I got internet and became able to just download it, but never got around to it.
I really should play it one of these days. It's like how resident evil 0 made me want to have a gamecube, but I didn't play it until a few years ago.
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Seems all the AI trade has done is now crab somewhat above the lows. This is disappointing.

>>62585303
No clue. After getting btfo by the AI trade and missing out on the majority of massive gains from April I'm pretty drained. I have a few high risks strategies but idk kinda hesitant and feel like the market will move opposite of what I do.
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>>62585441
boiling it won't do anything about the fat in the meat
it will just turn into chewy dogshit
if you want lean go ground turkey and cook it like a normal person
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>>62585338
So what exactly does the guy with the pot of eggs do? Seems the other guy handles all the work.

>>62585379
>lose thousands, feel nothing
That's when I start avoiding opening up the app.
>make thousands, feel nothing
That's when I think it can keep going higher and I sometimes refuse to sell leading to the previous green text.
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I had a donut and a coffee and it cost me $10
It was a very good fancy donut, but I hate this economy
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FUCK YOU MU

I BELIEVE IT'S GOING HIGHER
I WILL BUY MORE MUU
WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT AND EARNINGS HAPPEN I BELIEVE MU WILL DOUBLE FROM SEPTEMBER TO NOVEMBER
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WHY THE FUCK IS CRWV UP 10% AH AND SOXL IS BARELY UP WTF
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what's the triple leveraged short japan etf?
i will spend all my gains on japanese hookers to balance the karmic debt
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>>62585465
>had two foods and one drink
>costed way too much
>they stiffed me and didn't actually do the order correctly
Why yes I fucking complained this time. Stingy when I ask, so I started doing electronic orders that force them into doing the orders right. Maybe I'll get some coupon or something from corporate.

>>62585472
Ugh imagine they dump again and MU ends up at $400 like it was back in pre dump March? Trending down enough that it could very well return to 2025 levels, but also low enough that it could just pump back to $800 from there
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>>62585410
CPI will be cool, and everyone is coming, and SPY is crashing from there.
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GO KOSPI GO
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>check port
>0.00% today
Can't tell if my hedges are working, or if I'm mentally handicapped and achieved equilibrium induced retard nirvana.
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>mu
wtfwt
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>>62585508
kospi is moonin
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Ns and Js
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Why do businesses need $500 billion of special financing, with a quarter guaranteed by Nvidia, to buy GPUs when they could just present their business plans to bond investors and sell bonds? If AI is so magnificent and productivity enhancing, they'd have no trouble convincing people to buy their bonds no?
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>>62585485
Why wait?
Haven't you seen Kabukicho vids on youtube? Tokyo has turned into a cleaner version of Bangkok. Price of sex is much cheaper nowadays.
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>>62585486
>Ugh imagine they dump again and MU ends up at $400 like it was back in pre dump March? Trending down enough that it could very well return to 2025 levels, but also low enough that it could just pump back to $800 from there
>500 billion mcap with 60 billion earnings
Literally p/e of 3 at that point

>>62585484
SOXL is mostly nvidia these days
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>>62585118
Does BWAY look promising long term?
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>>62585519
They want to have more compute so they can make the ai god before the other guy. It's all pretty funny honestly. nVidia used to care about video games man.
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Thoughts on airj?
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why is SPCX frozen in a microscopic range overnight?
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>>62585519
The point of training human level AI is so we can have fucking robots do all the work and by we I mean people who take out loans to buy a Sports Robot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YOl7-3CuiE
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Corea is cind of green
Is this the turnaround lads?
The most degenerate place has bottomed? Has AI bottomed?
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>>62585523
What growth potential outside of monetary inflation does Nvidia has left?
Semiconductors are already fab'ed at max capacity everywhere in the entire supply chain, and foundries now know they have the upper hand in negotiations.
Do they genuinely believe true AGI is actually possible with LLMs? It seems useful but not true intelligence.
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>>62585536
Starship keeps blowing up.
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>>62585540
>Do they genuinely believe true AGI is actually possible with LLMs?
probably not. they have every reason to keep the gravy train going as long as possible though.
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>>62585544
Waiting on OpenAI and Anthriopic IPO. Lets see how much profit they're making with current token pricing.
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>>62585540
>Useful
>But not intelligent
Medium level thinking Sonnet is literally smarter than 99.5% of people I've ever worked with.
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>>62585540
ROBOTS ROBOTS ROBOTS

and drones

What are you guys not getting about this
Everyone will own a robot
Maybe two robots, one for sex and one for work
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>>62585540
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CPI coming in lower or higher? Wondering if it's a good time to start buying TLT
>>62585460
>boiling it won't do anything about the fat in the meat
Lol
Lmao
Heat renders fat. That fat goes into the water and then you discard the water.
Also, ground turkey fucking sucks, dude. Pass.
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>>62585539
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>>62585551
They already got robots that fuck and suck.
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>SMCI coreweave lumentum all beat

Are there any bears left in this market? Seems like they were taken out cold by the woodshed
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why isnt this shit fuking crashing this market is so fake and gay. the strait is closed for the next 3 years how the fuck is anything green?
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>>62585567
i can close your strait if you catch my drift
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>>62585564
The
stocks that actually make the hardware that make these things possible are still in the toilet
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Is the Bank of Japan still going to fuck us up or what?
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>>62585567
It's not closed if the US cooperates. Iran wants that passing ships pay a 5% toll.
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>>62585555
i don't think i could possibly be more repulsed. they're going to bail all of this shit out.
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>>62585520
i need to be able to afford a nympho tsundere translater because i don't speak chink
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>>62585548
You are just as retarded as them if claude has you thinking its intelligent.
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>>62585310
Damn that’s deep
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>>62585341
Does that include gold tanking as well?
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Japans on vacation so nothing will happen
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>>62585593
Japan can do nothing until Rapidus is up and running.
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>>62585556
Fuck you for making me look at this fucking picture bitch
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>>62585523
Well until MU does something to force the price up ie huge dividends, then I can certainly see big funds just tanking it to screw over retail.
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>>62585594
>rapidus
pokemon aren't real
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anyone else just enjoy the little things in life? a good breakfast sandwich. a nice sunset. letting out a huge fart first thing in the morning.
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>sold my 12 dollar koru
I should be happy I made money but I'm gonna be pissed if this shit retard pumps tomorrow
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markets are fake and gay, all i care about is making wine now, you guys should try it, its got a learning curve and its kind of expensive to get into (less than 1000 bucks tho for everything)
I am getting a 5.5gal Cab Sav frozen must bucket mailed to me around the same time my own backyard vineyard is going to be ripe
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>>62585202
>>62585205
She looks like a tranny.
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>>62585134
From the beginning to the end
Losers lose, winners win
This is real, we ain't got to pretend
The cold world that we in is full of pressure and pain
Enough of me, nigga, now listen to Game
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>>62585597
>screw retail by creating a generational buying opportunity
200 IQ move
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>>62585583
>bail out
There is no need. This can't be economical, but that's ok, it's strategic. The US wants to rehome fabs for reasons other than profitability.
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>>62585606
>That pic
would the Chinese accept me? I wouldn't be coming for their women I just want to leave this shithole country
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>>62585206
I bet you are fat. Buy KMB
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>>62585608
Why? America is still why the gains are.
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>>62585597
why would MU do that?
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>>62585140
I am literally too goybrained to understand how to do so with a retail Fidelity account.
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>>62585530
>nVidia used to care about video games man.
lol, lmao even, they just wanted the gamers money. and so many gamers just put them on a pedestal, makes me kek how they think they were betrayed when it was nothing more than a business transaction to nvidia.
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>>62585607
>it's strategic
maybe the strategy would start with having people in power who aren't treasonous psychopaths. perhaps we could walk and chew gum but at present it's more like shooting yourself in the foot and chewing gum
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>>62585530
>so they can make the ai god before the other guy
imagine thinking there is a race happening
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>>62585613
I would rather be a house nigger for chinks than live in a country deliberately replacing the people who built it.
It's like jn attack on Titan when they keep destroying the walls and the people have to keep going further and further in the core of the city. Or like in roblox escape the flood map where the water keeps rising and I'm just trying to stay above water. The water and titans being Indians and black people.
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>>62585618
Remember when they screwed gamers to double down on the crypto mining hype?
Nvidia has always been looking for alternatives to the gaming market.
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>>62585622
Checked mr. Wizard.
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>>62585624
Live in India then. They're at the start of exponential growth.
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I am no longer selling stocks. Ever.
I will inherit the earth.
>>62585629
Shut the fuck up jeet
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>>62585630
Based slurper.
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>>62585630
>Shut the fuck up jeet
This is why I love coming here...
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>>62585624
Just go to rural america, niggers and indians are basically just infecting the cities.
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>>62585599
>a good breakfast sandwich
I fucking love a good sandwich or wrap. They are probably my favorite dishes, I don't have anything fancier
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>>62585634
Stop.
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>>62585644
At least he stopped posting the gross one. You gotta count your blessings.
Now if only the mossad could take down GRRRfaggot
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>>62585624
>I would rather be a house nigger for chinks than live in a country deliberately replacing the people who built it.
My problem is that my gookfu gave up her chinkoid citizenship to ILLEGALLY IMMIGRATE here on a shipping container or something crazy like that and as a result she can only go back to visit now, she's not allowed to stay in gookland permanently since she renounced her citizenship and became an American citizen... Meanwhile I'm trying to do the inverse...
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>>62585647
They are all gross and uncanny but this is one of the less gross ones, I agree.
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>he actually shut the fuck up
GOOD
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>>62585579
so is the market pricing in trump cucking out?
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What went wrong bros
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>>62585647
Which one is the gross one?
>>62585638
You're not wrong but then we're back with the escaping the flood situation. You hear all the time about some random shithole becoming a sanctuary town for political reasons then getting completely overrun. What state would you recommend? Everyone has been talking about Tennessee as the based refuge for whites but I'm not sold on it.
I think if I set up roots in Chinaland then I could get first mover advantage and solidify my dynasty before they take over the world and they pull the ladder up.
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>>62585624
>t's like jn attack on Titan when they keep destroying the walls and the people have to keep going further and further in the core of the city.
WE WUZ THE MARLEYANS N SHIEET
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>>62585622
Such thoughts are fueling many peoples' mania, hence my opinion of it being humorous. There's probably a very thin line between those who believe it and those who are grifting, so thin they might be going back and forth.
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>>62585650
Kek that's tough man
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what the fuck is wrong with this board
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>>62585675
Could be worse. Check out /mu/
It's completely dead except for kpop general.
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>>62585675
Crypto died and the board went with it.
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>>62585638
>just retreat to the inner walls bro
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>>62585675
>>62585679
Bots raped 4chan.

I really miss /v/ back when the 360 was new.
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>>62585675
This is an improvement you dumbies!
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>>62585675
Nobody wants to talk about dividends or drip or fire or dca

So slap everyone together meanwhile you have multiple threads dedicated to a single shitcoin
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>>62585675
This is unironically one of the most active generals on the entire website. And not just that, but the level of consistency year after year is something that not even the most longstanding of /vg/ threads can boast.
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>>62585679
It will take some time to colonize the rest of the board though. Maybe one day we can have actual stock, business and entrepreneurship threads on /biz/ instead of worthless "Day 433 until BTC hits 1 million" spam.

We are like plants on a landfill.
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>>62585684
>Bots raped 4chan.
Bro nobody is botting on fucking 4chan. For what purpose? There's like 10 people here.
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>>62585692
>>62585689
>>62585688
>>62585684
>>62585679
>>62585685
smg was better when the crypto pits kept the riffraff out
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>>62585693
lol
heres your (you)
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>>62585694
Don't knock people potentially bettering themselves. However, if they are here just to gamble, I don't mind them inflating my growth.
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I keep seeing research showing if you got the Covid shot and boosters you just increased your risk for cancer and it didn't help with covid at all... How long until there is massive backlash against big pharma?
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>>62585693
Go on /pol/ its the most kike filled pit of vipers on the internet. Unironically there's better racism on /v/ these days
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MISTER SKELTAL
PLEASE PUMP MY STOCKS
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>>62585703
/pol/ is good if you go during non businesd hours in Tel Aviv.
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>>62585703
/pol/ was fun in 2015. just like /b/ was fun in 2005. now i'm imprisoned in /smg/ forever. and i shitpost in /sp/ sometimes.
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>>62585689
That's the thing - the board is otherwise dead, therefore old threads never die and you end up with this spam. There are threads from weeks ago still up. The oldest thread right now was made on July 1st.

The mods should reduce the thread limit so more get slid.
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>>62585702
Care to link any of that research?
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>>62585584
Just look at watch?v=jziHDghE0oI
No english needed.
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>>62585724
yes anon, a translator is not needed to wander around tokyo and NOT pick up girls.
been there done that
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>>62585721
This. I used to go to /pol/ every time there was some happening and that was fun too for a while but every time I go now it's just mutts jeets and slavs spamming gore.
I member when pol wanted to start a based white colony in Namibia in africa I wonder what happened to that.
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>>62585722
What exactly is the issue? This is no qualm of mine. Quit waiting for somebody to solve your problem and go make good new threads yourself.
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>Spy is red and futures are barely staying afloat

Bobros... it's our turn...
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>>62585694
They are mortally wounded and just looking to be healed
The vast majority are terminal though so consider being conservative in spending energy on that, if you decide to at all.
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Fuck... I'm an old as fuck unc. I'm turning 45 this September. I just need another +30% to make retiring early comfy.
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>>62585734
nothing matters until the CPI report comes out before market open.
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South Korea is best Korea
My longs from last night were underwater ~20% all day until the Koreans saved the market
Arigato, Mr.Roboto
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>>62585578
The movie is to sell a false reason to support the action to retards who are too retarded to understand the real reason.
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>>62585734
>SPY up 13% YTD
>bears are begging for a 1% down day

KWAB
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>>62585731
Namibia has the most inhospitable shoreline on the planet, it's literally called "bone coast",
Yes, I can see why a bunch of NEET can come together and buy up land to build their own fishing village.
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>COHR
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>>62585601
for me its easier fare
home made pickles
fermented garlic in honey- the honey makes a fantastic sauce base and you can eat the garlic raw as it mellows
looking into more simple items as well, but I don't really do alcohol anymore
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>>62585702
Vaxxcattle are too demoralized to resist their kike slavers. It's already over in the west, we just have to make as much money as we can to insulate ourselves from the worst symptoms of clown world.
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>>62585659
i have no idea what this is but i could've told you it was a failure using cursory physiognomy
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>>62585753
I may be a poorfag
But atleast I remained unvaxxed (cost me my cushy 30/hr forklift job + 5,000 bonus)
Im just never taking it (the jab)
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I keep seeing files showing that the people currently in power rape children while perform satanic rituals and have set up society to harvest everybody's labor like cattle... How long until there is massive backlash against the international cabal?
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>entire market is red
>Kospi dumping on top

I'm so tired bros. Give me back sleepy joe's boring but line goes up economy.
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>>62585757
>>62585702
>massive backlash
won't ever be. for those who did get it, they won't. Like in Dune, they failed the human test. Those who resisted, who could go to the mat and see things through, we are secure in the knowledge we can go to the mat again. and we will if we have too.


>>62585753
I'm sorry to hear that anon. I wish your life springs back. I consider myself in some ways lucky, I played chicken with the company and some cohorts, and won. Now I see through all the corpo bullshit, I see every desperate climber for the worthless shell that they are, and I no longer work myself to the bone. I know my value and expertise, as does the company.
I hope you manage to make it still brother. Things are shit out there in the job market with the US importing every brown 3rd worlder it can, but I pray you find that path through it and come out the other end unscathed
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>>62585519
Credit market liquidity issues.
They would normally just get people to buy their bonds ez pz like you said.
But most real world people already had their money taken by inflation.
All the richy richfags have already largely put their money into AI, also at inflated prices.
Most of the big finance players are just playing with other people’s money, which is drying up as mentioned above.

So instead Nvidia has to scrounge around for more wacky deals than they’d normally go with.
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>>62585760
>entire market red
All you had to do was buy SK Hynix
The bear flag memory stocks have been printing is like 90% done.
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>>62585760
Bro just how used to the April gigarally did you get that Kospi +3.57% is "dumping" for you
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>>62585763
>So instead Nvidia has to scrounge around for more wacky deals than they’d normally go with.
JENSEN LETS MAKE A DEAL... LETS TURN THE RUST BELT INTO ONE GIANT DATA CENTER!... JENSEN PLS!!!
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>>62585768
Zoom out
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i believe that was the top for the next 18 months doubt we go below 6000 though(yes we will go to 7000)
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>market red
i guess its red in korean
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>>62585743
>10x leverage for 27 dollars
why not get a job first before playing with stocks lil guy?
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>>62585778
-33% tests the 25 tariff tantrum bottom. Just saying...
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>>62585777
I zoomed, looks juicy
>>62585782
>be me
>make $500 in a week doing small trades
>this is somehow a bad thing
Im forklift certified buddy guy
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>>62585779
They use red for up and blue for down because for them it's like a hot/cold metric
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Suckin on chili dogs
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Uh yeah. I'm thinkin we're back
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kevin this is not what i wanted
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>>62585760
kospi literally going straight up
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>>62585800
Wot de fook
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>>62585800
Photonics is also poomping
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>>62585606
You underestimate people's stupidity
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micron bros!!! I’m scared of cpi though…
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>>62585808
>>62585819
>>62585800
literally all gains will be erased by friday into another flat weet and crab month(s)
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just bought this male astrology book
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>>62585825
Cope
Post shorts bobo
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>>62585828
reminder the only non-insider guy to ever win at stocks was an aristotle meme math wizard retard
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>Spy going up

GO DOWN NIGGER
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what the FUCK happens here
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>>62585838
Jewish tricks with stop loss hunting
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>>62585838
Options being executed
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Where does all this money come from anyway
Surely there cant be that many losers to steal money from in the market
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>Leopold Aschenbrenner
this niggas name is literally Leopold Money Burner in German. has to be a psyop.
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>China makes more money from tobacco than Saudi Arabia makes from oil
Ok fuck it I'm buying PM at the next reasonable price.
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JUST GO DOWN GO DOWN REEEE
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Starting with $100. The brokerage won't charge me for opening an account with so little money like half the large banks do.
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>>62585854
I speak German and I can convert this is very common slang
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This shits gonna dump on open with cbi right
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>>62585856
Playtime is over bobo
The bulls are in charge
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>>62585193
>trophy (((wife(benis))))


My bitch way more badder
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>>62585848
Exercised not executed
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>>62585866
Shutup jew
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>>62585834
yea i shoulda bought this one
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>>62585864
Just you fucking wait mumu, tomorrow it's gonna dump ass
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>>62585871
you're the guy in the 60/40 coin flip experiment that went bust betting on tails

https://elmwealth.com/lessons-from-betting-on-a-biased-coin-cool-heads-and-cautionary-tales/
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>>62585828
bought my 3rd house with the advise in this one.
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>>62585872
Delusional mumu
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>>62585596
My wife has armpits like this, and sometime I lick them when I fuck her.
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Lap dances are $20 CAD in Montreal, that's like 15 US, kinda funny but good.
>t. en vacance signing off B4 I fuck up
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>>62585871
Im not closing my positions tonight
The real pump begins tomorrow
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>>62585880
why? pussy is free on tinder.
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>>62585882
The pump is inevitable, but what's important is the dump on open
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>>62585879
>Your wife caters to your weird fetishes
Based. I tried getting mine to call me onii chan but she just thought I was joking until she realized I was serious then it was really hard back pedaling from that one.
>>
WTFWT?
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Okay, fuck it. I'm going all in on TQQQ.
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Why do you guys want stocks to go down so badly? Aren't you investors?
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>>62585871
Bobos are remembered, but Mumus never die.
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>>62585887
I usually add to my margin before open because those dumps can be traumatizing. Positions are safu, thankfully im on the west coast so im having breakfast and coffee when market opens kek
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>>62585863
they'll be "better than expected" and everything will retard moon before you get in
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>>62585894
Nino is the most shaggable quintuplet. She turns me into an animal.
Her version with the shortish hair is even hotter, it makes me an ape.
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>>62585895
Because I want a morning dump to get tendies to buy calls. I don't invest, I gamble
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>>62585895
So we can buy them for a cheaper price
>>
and just like that my port is green AH
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>>62585899
In this clown market, better than expected dumps shit
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>>62585901
you already missed out. should have bought them today. im gonna be rich.
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>mumus getting extremely cocky

Ngl chief makes me uneasy
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>>62585910
When even the shitcoin known as chainlink is pumping
You know its time to give up bobo
The bottom is in
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>>62585895
Depends on if I'm selling CSP's or CC's desu
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what do we think about the ukraine bombing libyan power plants and refineries? bullish or bearish?
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>>62585916
No one cares about Ukraine anymore, it's old news. Iran is in
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>>62585916
Why would Ukraine do that?? whats in it for them
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>>62585914
I've learned the general sentiment of what /biz/ thinks will happen is wrong consistently. The market is a game of psychology more than anything else. Constantly going in the opposite direction to fuck naive goym
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>>62585894
i like the one with butterfly looking things in her hair

>>62585895
stocks are in a tricky place. much easier to make a lot of money buying April, May, or June 2025. risking it now just feels too high risk. imagine buying SOXL at $300 and holding all the way down to now.
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>>62585922
Opinion discarded
The pump will continue until morale improves.
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any pump these days just feels like a bull trap, didnt we have one a week or two back ago.
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>>62585930
Tbf if chi wasn't tomorrow I'd completely bank on calls
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micro(pe)n(is) bros!!! It just keeps going up
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>>62585868
Based lil bro
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>>62585927
>i like the one with butterfly looking things in her hair
Based taste to be quite frank
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>>62585930
>hit new ATH
>bull trap



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