Squid Games Edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous:>>62585114
the kospi was more fun when they sold all night, the shorts were insane
>Leopold was actively shorting Adobekek my dip buying helped destroy him.
>>62586068Should I watch that Korean Squid Game show? Three body problem sucked. Don’t want to be tricked by the retard that is the general public endorsement again
kospi ruined stocks
>>62586072No. The OG Japanese mangoes/anime like Kaiji and Liar Game are better.
>>62586072Season 1 is good. S2 and S3 don't exist.
>>62586075Don’t like cartoons.>>62586076Alright I’ll check it out. Are there any dirty gaijins in it?
Bobros, how we feeling? Is it a AH bull trap?
>>62586068>SquidI try to invest into food and water utility sector. Is there any sea food specific ETF?
>>62586077Kaiji is built different, unironically. Literally 500 iq shit
Remember Coinbase? lmao
>>62586077No it's all gooks[spoiler] except for the billionaires who are more set dressing[/spoiler]. You do have one jeet as the obligatory foreigner, but he was best boy who deserved better.
>>62586070Boboposting and triple circuit breakers were tons of fun even if I knew I was getting heemed in the morning kek
>>62586085kek baggies
>>62586085coinbase going back to 400 soon? feels like theres no point to that company now that all normie stock brokers are starting to integrate crypto anyways
I trust everyone here has their WEN make it stack prepared
>he didn’t buy microsaar at 350-400 Literally free money
>>62586091>food that makes you piss out of your assWEN is cooked homie sorry that you fell for it
>>62586090coinbase is an exchange. your broker isn't replacing the nyse or nasdaq either.
>why do we need farms? i just get my food at the grocery store
>>62586085Remember when coinbase was worth more than the nasdaq
>>62586098I just bought the other day I understand it's a shit company and probably fairly priced but it just doesn't make sense to me that Wendy's is only 1.5b when far more fucked up companies are worth way more. I would think the brand itself would be worth just that much, but they are swimming in debt so.
I made real money on Intel and it red pilled me. Two years of holding stock, everyone on /biz/ saying they will go bankrupt, naysayers, FUD out the ass everywhere but it was just retarded not to put money in it.I made 6xBut I can't see anything this clearly now I have no idea what to put money into now everything feels fucked
>>62586086>No it's all gooks[spoiler] except for the billionaires who are more set dressing[/spoilerThis is inner tabboo fantasy gooks have. Playing games where they risk their lives for wealthy foreigners. It's pretty much just liveleak China but on tv.
>>62586140>Megacap that IPOd in 1971 needs to offer stock to not go bankruptI can´t wait for this shitco to go back to 42.
>>62586140we were right, they were wrong.
>>62586145>Spent 150b on stock buybacks since 1990 instead of reinvesting and let amd and Nvidia achieve market dominance without any resistance.>Now they are selling shares kek.
There's no benefit in being a stock expert and seeings things nobody else does. All the price action comes from the masses of clueless retards doing things. Not you.
>>62586140Same, but I guess you've already sold? I'm still an intcel...
Betting against Intel is betting against Donald J. Fucking Trump. Betting against Intel makes you a TRAITOR.
>futures
>>62586157Barely hanging on to green.
>>62586157Who is the semen demon on the left?
>>62586156dont forget betting aganist nancy too, both sides greatest insider traders are bullish on INTC and we got bears for some reason
>>62586150you can't even properly analyze a gristle shack much less the global semiconductor market. enjoy being a wendy's baggy
>>62586162A robot
Remember when smg was describing the consequences of war as, "getting blown". And they left out the "up" part? That's all.
apparently Europeans are bearish because they hate America. Kek
>>62586167i feel like after liberation day and the site blackout all the hope has left /smg/, it's been a year and half of the most negative angry people
The last time there was a hot cpi report the market pumped but we were in the middle of an epic bull run. We're not currently.
>>62586169imagine some nigga with an accent talmbout the century of American humiliation. Bitch take this heat wave Bitch take the sun
>>62586170get some sleep babe, you're not thinking straight.
>>62586169Euros are such stupid retards. They depend on us but are bearish. We should just collapse into civil war and let those fucking faggots get invaded by Russia.
>>62586098Jealous retard.
AM I LATE FOR CRWVWHAT DO I BUYAPLD?IREN?BE?
>>62586165Bullish for Tesla.
>>62586179You could try gambling on one of tomorrow earnings:NBISCSCOCOHRCBRS
>>62586162The founder and CEO of an online platform for Christian and conservative women called "The conservateur"
>>62586179Buy gamedev and sell before Gamescom starts at the end of the month.
>>62586181>CBRSarent we too LATEit already ran to 230 from being stuck 180-200 rangecan it run up even more?????
>>62586164Stupid nigger can't handle 6 year old intc fud without having a melty You bought at 140 didn't you?
>>62586183she looks very scary wtf, like those barbie dolls in horror games
>>62586184I DONT BUY GAME SHITITS MEME SHIT STOCKS!
>>62586190LOTS OF MAKEUP AND BOTOX!
>>62586091The high amount of liabilities compared to assets scares me off.
>>62586181Idk man feels like if I buy in it will either be too little and pump or too much and dump>>62586187>even wanting it at 180Lol
>tiny red yesterday>market already trying to recover
>>62586200why yes it's a gamble as stated
I think today is gonna be a good trading day.
my fellow oil barrons
$66 silver
>me>having my entire tongue inside the asshole of a beautiful womanbuy (female) natural gas
>wake up>portfolio is greenit's been forever since I saw this...
Um, jewbros?
After all, why not? Why shouldn't I buy It?
she pump on my iren till I nbis
>>62586219control your greed mumu
>>62586183>>62586190>>62586194She looks like a tranny lol. Is this the new meta for the rich and famous? Have trannies instead of real girls?
might bang some zoomer arab girl in cannes, i'll keep everyone updated i guess, the busty redhead doesn't want to meet. it's nothing serious though babe you know you're #1 in my heart and she won't replace you
DID THE HECKIN' CPI LEAK!?ITS FUCKING PUMPING ALREADYYY
Minors?
>>62586246ouu shiii
>>62586091why did it decline in first placeI remember it was perhaps the first company with a sharp online presence but that was like 10 years ago
>>62586246NIGGERSSSSSSSSS
>>62586181For me, it'sAAOIGRRRIRENPOETWOLF
Shill me your worst stock in your portfolio
>>62586267for me it's walmart
>>62586140Intel anon is this you?
I basically missed out on the bull market in the last 5 years. I was only ever 1/3rd invested. Now I'm nearly 30 with only £120K in liquid net worth. I wasted the best investment years of my life. It's fucking over.
>>62586239how you meeting these chicks
>>62586277Just in time to buy the top.
>>62586280The Arabs are standing on street corners waiting for clients.
>>62586277>nearly 30 with only £120K in liquid net worthcongrats, you're still in the top 5 percentile for people your age
>>62586284Oh I meant total net worth because I still have no real assets
>>62586282i'm more interested in getting turned down by busty redheads
>>62586280dating apps>>62586282this girl has 8k followers on instagram she can get what she wants from the couch
>>62586289lol based. she definitely let me down way too gently
>/soc/ hourget a trip already so I can filter you obnoxious niggers
we all know the market will pump
>>62586292flights to rome are super cheap right now eh?too hot for me i'm going straight to warsaw
>>62586296come suck our dicks in europe babe
>>62586299i don't fly, i took the queen mary
>>62586290>dating appsBut the internetz told me you never get matches, how can this be?
>>62586297It will. Kioxia didn't eat shit today.
Just took a look at KEP, wheres the catch?
>>62586299don’t, Berlin is the way to go anon, if you’re not a total manlet and have some extra cash you’ll be let in into most of the clubs that don’t require membership also there’s open carry alcohol laws and you can get a weed prescription online in like 15 mins. Rest of the Germany is pretty chauvinistic but in Berlin you can communicate in English with anyone and if you have a weird fetish and I mean any weird fetish there’s probably a club for that somewhere. Ofc Warsaw is cheaper but you can’t put a price tag on that weirdness. I’m literally counting days until I get back there and since it’s a major European flight hub I got my tickets for a price of a cheap steak
>>62586317I'm not going to sex clubs in Berlin what the fuck is wrong with you
>>62586246>Red into CPI = Pump afterwards>Green into CPI = Dump afterwardsYou're in a Kospi afterglow daze, get out while you can smigga. Then get back in immediately after the dump lol.
>>62586306it's really hard and sometimes you get a lot of matches other times none for what seems like forever. they are built to make women happy and make (you) frustrated
>>62586322my tongue is built to lick the inner walls of a hot woman's asshole
>>62586183>The Conservateur (theconservateur.com) ranks 344th out of 364 active market competitors tracked on business intelligence platforms like Tracxn, >in the white house
oh my god man, 100% some paki or arab again
>>62586269SLDP are literally a week away from making a giga breakthrough and going 100x.
>>62586323That's a good way to get hepatitis. That having been said my black girlfriend likes getting her ass hole licked.
>>62586329imagine the smell
>>62586329Kek
anyways i have to get across town, changing hotels, someplace much nicer and closer to the beach. don't think i'll get to the beach today though, unless i can check in early maybe, i have 100 labu and i'm really anticipating the cpi and market open.
>>62586328Aren't the chinks light years ahead on that shit?
>>62586332I bought a handheld bidet for my toilet so he can blast her black ass nice and clean before I go in. All I smell is her natural cocoa ass while she rubs it out to me tongueing her anus.
>>62586337Never trust China.
>>62586322those are the ropes kido.you'd have to go to Harvard or Cambridge to find one smarter than the 2nd smartest guy in your high school graduating class, and no where on earth will you find one stronger than the second strongest.they get one thing, and they're gunna use it and enjoy doing it, and you're gunna seethe.
>>62586338if there's not even a hint of feembrap, then what's the point even
what time is cpi being announced again?
>China imported 900 tonnes of gold per month>Assume half goes to state banks>Extrapolate their new reporting requirements on the last 23 years>China has more than 18000 tonnes of gold, more than twice as much as the US>Xi yesterday discloses next 5 year plan, includes the internationalization of the RMB and gold-backed bonds
>>62586320to each their own I guess
saars
>>62586320Going to Berlin and not going to the sex clubs for weird freaky sex is like going to Thailand and not having sex with a ladyboy.
why is nbis pamping before figures saars
>>62586353Personally I'm too scared of STD's to go on a sex holiday.
>>62586354because crwv beat earnings yesterday
>>62586354So they can rug pull neeby weeby before the real post earnings pump tomorrow.
>>62586347>Assume half goes to state banksWhy?
>>62586354Coreweave pumped, shit if they have great earnings and cpi is good it’ll be a triple pump of good news
>>62586355imagine the smells you're missing out on (from hot women's ass cracks)
>>62586277you have more than me and im almost 40. kill yourself
Is the cup 'n handle on SPCX bullish or bearish?
>>62586378Bearish, Elon Musk is a scammer.
>>62586377Where did it all go wrong ancient anon? Senile smigger? Geriatric gayboy?
>>62586347>gold-backed bondsWhere FUDer.Show me. If you're going to FUD do it properly.
>curse yourself for investing too much when line goes down>lament you didn't invest more when line goes upwhy is it like this
>>62586378I'm bullish on spicx but I'd never buy itmaybe a couple cheeky december calls
>>62586382you don't believe that we'll have 100 million super-intelligent humanoid robots by 2030?
>>62586393Whenever I see people post this character they turn out to be total moronic faggots.
>>62586397We will have robots but super intelligence isn't a thing in this universe because we live in a retarded universe. Once you accept there isn't anything intelligent in this universe then reality will make more sense.
>gold
>copper computer beating shit and piss ytdel oh el
This was the futures top and oil bottom btwOr my name isn't Smigger McNigger
>>62586393
>>62586405Your price predictions are prolish, just like your aesthetic tastes.
>>62586393>You owe me a post of you 4 months ago being bullish, faggot
>>62586347Maybe as much as 30,000. The PLA and private holdings are apparently huge too. It’s been a black hole for gold for 30 years. They’ve long planned for the inevitable collapse of the FIAT regime. Because they always collapse.
>>62586411I don't know what prolish means so I am going to assume it means neat :3
last chance to get on the onds trainthis thing is going to giga pump to ath tomorrow
>>62586418
>>62586405Should I get some Burger King right now smiggie
>>62586406Nothing in that document says anything about gold backed bonds.
>>62586430>not necessarily employedwow being prolish sounds super based desu
>>62586432I'm more of a McDicks or Kentucky man myself when it comes to goyslop. If you are American maybe a Wendies, In N Out or Chick Fil-A?Or perhaps a Jersey Mikes, I've heard good things, Oh!
Will this crabbing bullshit go on now until October? This shit is so tedious.
SilverGODS we just can't stop fucking winning right now.
>>62586434Read between the lines.
>>62586434I'm waiting >>62586414
Dropped off my bags, chilling in a garden, this place is a museum i wonder what is inside
>>62586430Tl note: goyim dealing with the real world
>>62586406You're obviously some raped /pmg/ baggie making shit up as per usual for shiny rock schizos.I'm sorry you got your asshole blown out but making shit up because you're gay and broke is not polite.
>>62586434I bet you have an anime avatar as your Twitter pfp too, punk
every premarket green is a pump
WHY IS CANE AND WHEAT AND PGMS AND GOLD AND SILVER AND ALL THE TRADES I IDENTIFIED AS CANDIDATES PUMPING AT THE SAME TIME COMPETING FOR MY LIMITED CAPITAL
Look at this nigga. Goddamn, not only does it not give right answers, it gives wrong and you waste time and have to check yourself.
>>62586451Reality distortion fields have a way of bending reality for real.
Good morning /smg/, I hope your bags pump today
>>62586459I might add that Gemini found what I asked it. That's why I "knew" I have to pushback and ask more, but then because both were contradicting I had to look it up myself and voila, Claude was wrong.
>>62586459>>62586464based vagueposter
>>62586410Why is orange juice down?
>>62586356>>62586373>corewavewho?
>>62586460Typical obnoxious PMG faggotry.If that were true I'd have to redo my whole geopolitical calculous as Beijing would actually be at war with Washington instead of the reality which is the settled agreement to chop the world in two between them.>>62586459Never ask Claude about finance.Claude's backers force it to have the same level of misinfo/disinfo/protection that it has for national security/miltech about financial topics.
>>62586468It's about to put in a long term bottom.
>>62586468Merely a setback. El Nino will rape orange juice bobos.
>>62586469nigga why are you even investing if you don't know this
>>62586469The other Nvidia backed neocloud, I think sneedbius is better, partly the ex-yandex guys in charge but also because it’s not repurposed crypto-mining which gives me the impression crwv is trend chasing
>>62586411>>62586405Go look at oil, look at futures and reflect for a moment. I think you owe a certain Smigger McNigger an apology.:3
>squawk box
>President Trump: ‘The Iranians tried to assassinate me, so I was transported in a food truck’he really is a taco bitch lmao
>>62586471>If that were true I'd have to redo my whole geopolitical "calculous" as Beijing would actually be at war with Washington instead of the reality which is the settled agreement to chop the world in two between them.If you aren't incorporating Chinese deceit into your calculus you're doing it wrong. Bilateral agreements at the negotiating table, all out economic war off the records as a bargaining mechanism. Both to wear down your opponent and get what you want.
>>62586471It's not finance. >>62586481LIVESQUAWK!!!>No Discussions Over Extending Ceasefire - RTRS Cites Senor Iranian Source>- There Is No Ceasefire Start Date, Therefore Nothing To Extend>- US Violated The Interim Pact 48 Hours After >- Discussing U.S. Return To MOU, Defining Time Frame - Absolutely Been No Progress On This
>>62586481yes
>>62586477i still dont know what a neo cloud is supposed to be and how its ai related
>>62586478Oil is going lower this year. Watch and learn.
>>62586483He went from demanding unconditional surrender to this in the span of 6 months. Pathetic really.
>>62586495No shit retard, but I was talking about today.
>>62586494I think it's that move he does in Matrix Reloaded.
>>62586497It's at resistance, I doubt it goes much higher.
>>62586490I'm doing it right.We're the ones who want to trick chang into fighting.That's what Biden spent his entire presidency trying to do.All chang has to do is wait.That's how we did it.
>>62586410Lean hogs brehs, we got too cocky this time around
>>62586483>median age is 40 yrs old for first time purchase of a house >baby boomers own 42% of homes I'm convinced there will be no great wealth transfer because all these homes will have to be sold to younger generations in debt and without the finances to purchase homes at these prices.
>>62586492>mr president, you’ve defeated Eye-ran and protected our troops out veterans and first responders. Mr president the jobs are coming home. Mr president how happy are you about communism taking over New York?
>>62586410AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ORANGE JUICE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>hot escorts farting into my face
>>62586501Instead America got tricked into fighting Iran, and depending on how these midterms shake out, followed by the lead up to the next presidential election, it could end up fighting itself.https://rense.com/general85/China'sPlanToConquer.htm
>>62586459>>62586464>expecting ai chatbots to do all the work for youYou have to reword your prompts couple times (not edits but completely new convos) and depending on topic specifically instruct it to source only in certain language, only certain sources, only pre-2022 (to avoid ai-generated sources feeding into ai) etc.
>>62586516>eword your prompts couple times (not edits but completely new convos) and depending on topic specifically instruct it to source only in certain language, only certain sources, only pre-2022 (to avoid ai-generated sources feeding into ai) etc.Sounds like it's useless. I wouldn't need to tell a human that much about what I asked for.
>>62586520sounds like you are unable to work around inherent limitations of a tool
>>62586522
>Memory stocks will finally recover without me after the 15th rallying fail>48 hours after Elon said memory remains the biggest AI bottleneck>After his claims to be making memory in his TerafabHa! Right.>>62586253Tight and right in the pussy. Trans, btw.
>>62586313I have decided against buying KEP despite the extremely low valuation. Price controls I assume are going nowhere, and their liabilities are too high.
Vee haff vawys of making you talk Smigbrowski.Tell me, are you harboring delinquent bears in this thread?
>>62586524There are certain things you're just not supposed to know.In my testing, its military/state secrets, anything to do with institutional investing, and the Hentai virus
>CVXNOOO, STOP FALLING AT LEAST UNTIL I GET MY DIVVIES
Wait, why the fuck did Coreweave rally nearly 20%? -28.70 P/E ratio. So profits don't matter?
>>62586544future profits matter more than current profits
>>62586075>start reading Kaiji>It's good Thanks based manganon
>>62586410I knew Wheat was bound to rise after the reciprocal attacks on shipments in the Black Sea.
>>62586545They've had years for these "future profits" and will continue to fail. Micron has long since been in the green but is about to enter the red again.
>>62586512Napoleon would let this babe fart on him, not for me but some men of taste do enjoy it
>>62586553**A year
>>62586555Napoleons death mask was in there, it was so tiny, he really was a very smol man
You guys bought calls right?
>>62586394Nothing is ever enough, is it anon?
NOBODY TELL SMIGGER MCNIGGER I WAS HERE
is it so overr
>>62586539Ok, it's still not one of those things.>>62586561I'ma call the police how about that
I'm nearly blackout drunk at my mom's house basement before work. I'm calling in sick because I'm too drunk to drive. I think I might have a problem with drinking. It's so over.
>>62586562all or nothingwhat could go wrong
>>62586567you drank all night? That's good endurance anon, call in sick, take a nap and have a drink again when you wake up, one day you won't even enjoy the drinking anymore, that's truly hell
>>62586567>smigger posts about it being over>for once, it actually kind of is overBottom signal.
Dafuq is wrong with zoetis
>>62586567Don’t goomble options in this state bro
Can’t sleep. Waiting to see what that OIL doin.
>>62586569>one day you won't even enjoy the drinking anymore, that's truly hellI don't drink often but I binge pretty hard when I do. I don't know why I do this to myself.>>62586570Even drunk and sad in my mom's basement I'm still doing better than you. I'll drink to that and pass out.
>>62586561Does selling puts count
>>62586567kek
>>62586576I don't do options even sober. I don't even do day trading. I just hold stuff for a while and sometimes after a year or two it doubles. It probably is barely keeping up with inflation now..
>>62586582But not alone? Just sitting around alone and getting shitfaced is so fucking boring. I cant even enjoy gaming or even watching a movie while drunk.
>>62586567stop drinking retard
>>62586567I am an alcoholic, shit sucks man>>62586569This anon gets it
Anyone trade the overnight session? Any problems?
>>62586567Throw it all away. Its how I quit.
Reee, stop making bubbles. I want to make steady profit.
What to buy at open?
>>62586603Well, I really like MNST
>>62586586Ah fuck, that's me isn't it? My life is a sad Pepe now. I might actually need to go to AA to change this.
>>62586603FMCslurpsqueeze
give me your tickers
>>62586595>>62586596I quit drinking for like 2-3 months but I keep relapsing after a while. Does anyone actually quit drinking? I wish there was some kind of drug or shot I could take that just makes resist the strong urge to drink every once and a while. I went to AA once before but it feels very cult like and weird.
>>62586607Throw it all away and accept you can never drink again and replace it with diet coke or running or ciggies fuckin anything is better than being a high functioning alcoholic
>>62586616>drug or shot I could take that just makes resist the strong urge to drinkOzempic does this
>>62586603SNDK for an easy 15% by tomorrow close.
>>62586615WLDN
>>62586616fix your underlying problems, then you won't be drawn to a coping mechanism.
>>62586616how old are you? I switched to tea and coffee cause as I got older I get headaches even from one shotso it may resolve on its own
>>62586625I can't fix coming from a dysfunctional family so those problems aren't going away. I just need to quit drinking and accept my parents are narcissists more proud of other kids than they ever were of me. It's weird to see them raise and treat other children better in their second marriages than they did me, their own flesh and blood.
>>62586616Modern AA is the farthest thing from a cult. They ask you to find religion, literally any religion at all, instead of just Christianity like in the 1900s. Thats not a cult at all.Only advice I have is pick a good AA meeting with no court-ordered faggots. I know of at least 2 I dabbled in when trying to find a good meet NO JOKE, this absolute SCUMFUCK NIGGER would bring a backpack full of vodka and meth to these meetings to sell DRUGS to addicts. And he wasnt even banned from coming back because the court forced him to be there.
>>62586625I'm 27 and soon 28. I'll be 30 not long after that and be old to everyone.
>>62586616I got sick af with liver disease almost died in the hospital. I just learned to walk again. I was bed ridden for a year. You need to hit rock bottom or get some medication to treat the withdrawals. You will die if you don’t stop.I drink tea and smoke a caffeine vape when I’m crazing a drink on occasion. The smell of alcohol makes me sick now. I took a sip of my wife’s beer recently. I felt like complete shit for an hour. You have to try harder anon
Smiggle me this,How cooked are the books gonna be cooked if the cooked books are indeed cooked?
>>62586616Been 3 years for me. I replaced it with nicotine lozenges.
ALB
Jap bankruptcies spiking. 2nd month over 1000.
10 minutes until glow niggere say inflation was 0.0% again
>>62586641god damn you're ugly. I know your prompt is "take this pepe and make it a realistic picture of myself"
