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Fake and Gay CPI Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/
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>/smg//
What are the two trailing slashes a signal for???
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Mumus won, I lost. Going to go hang myself, go ahead and laugh at me.
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So the next big thing to be aware of is Jackson's Hole. If I were a betting man, and I am a betting man, I am warning you all to not fall into Jackson's hole boss.
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>no link to previous
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>>62586752
They're bull horns

This is a bulls only thread, no gay skinny bears allowed!
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real and straight CPI
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>>62586752
abandon thread. i'll make a new one
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>>62586762

Anon are you running a script or something? You have tons of smiggers lol
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GOD DAMN IT, I HATE IT WHEN MY BODY HAS TO TAKE A SHIT AFTER I SHOWERED.
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>>62586744
Previous
>>62586068
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>>62586762
Yes, indeed. As God is my witness, today will be the greenest day ever conceived. I'm so confident and cocky about this green day, I could never be wrong.
Fate is my bitch, I won't ever be jinxed!
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intc over 100 on dilution day. /smg/ was wrong again...
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I am now ~50% cash
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>>62586775
I'm 70%. Bank needs cash sitting in a account for my mortgage.
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checkem
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>>62586775
From selling?
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>>62586765
How CPI is weighted is really funny. Only 7.8% is energy so gas and your bills for your home/apartment, and only 8% is groceries, and 7.5% is rent

Groceries only being up 2.7% this year is a bold face lie
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>the anon or jeet begging for money for his gender affirming care in the last thread

lol lmao
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>>62586768
Invest in some Dude Wipes anon. They'll change your life
>>62586780
Sold my SNXX this morning
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just dont like RAM no more
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>>62586767
No I just use my 3 free generations a day every single day on GPT and sometimes on Gemini if I have a funny idea in the moment.

Autism is my superpower!

:3
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SOXL sisters stay winning
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>>62586786
>Dude Wipes
Those thing clog sewers, don't use them.
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>insurance, gas, utilities, beef, chicken, groceries priced all went up
>inflation is below expectations

???
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>>62586791
You're not supposed to flush them
>it says they're flushable
Don't ever flush anything but pee, poo or TP
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>>62586792
We thought it was gonna be way worse
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>>62586792
>goyim don't need...food, right?
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>>62586792

Totally not fake and gay
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>>62586792
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>>62586792
Are you slow? Those two things can be true at the same time
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>>62586792
silly goy your groceries are only up 2.7% this year and barely 2.4% last year, the (((((federal reserve))))) told us so, you're just imaging things
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>>62586792
Mathemagicks
>>62586793
So you have a bin full of shit stained paper in your bathroom? Yuck
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>>62586799
i haven't noticed any change babe. and regardless these are the numbers, the market won't trade on your feelings.
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>>62586800
it's more common that you think
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>that one eurocuck obsessed with americans so much he accuses everyone of being one
I guess this must be how jeets feel, except with actual superiority instead of mentally ill brownness.
It gives me life to know europe is perpetually mad that I exist.
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Bobros... what do we do?
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>>62586803
You haven't noticed the price of beef doubling in a year? Really?
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>>62586808
I don't think he eats red meat. He feels more like a vegan.
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>>62586805
I think AI is flat out wrong in this case. I never once didnt flush tp in Thailand even in the boonies.
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>>62586800
It beats having a crusty asshole. Just change out the trash bag frequently
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please respond
>>62586770
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>>62586792
>>62586783
>>62586799

short term price increases due to temporary supply chain issues isn't inflation. but sure keep pretending like you know more about the economy than people who do this for a living when you're living in mums basement retards
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>>62586811
baby i'm a vegetarian you know that well, and one day i hope you will make that choice out of respect for god's creation. every creature has a soul, feels pain and suffering, wants to live.
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quick stop loss hunting dump at open or just pure pump?
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>i turned the market into a pickle, Kevin
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>>62586792
remember, the number people can substitute one cut of beef for another. it's not always ribeye to ribeye, sometimes it's ribeye to ground
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We’re running 8% inflation in any normal basket of stuff ordinary people use in life. That’s why they keep “improving” the methodology. It’s going to hit 15% next year.

Buy gold silver copper aluminium gallium miners. Buy it all.
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SOXS niggers in shambles
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and besides i can make you a LOT of ethical animal protein, you can drink it 'til you puke.
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>>62586820
altavista relaunch soon, going to eat their lunch
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Imagine there's some white trash that have lived here for generations and still don't have 1M usd while fob immigrants live here for 20 years and have 2M to give to generational wealth
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>>62586834
>biggest recurring faggot in this thread is also vegetarian
Who wouldve guessed
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>>62586839
calm down raj
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>>62586820
Frenchies taking them to court over AI summaries + some of their top AI engineers leaving last week (or maybe it was 1 guy I don't remember).
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>>62586831
Normal people dont matter, just the 10%
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>short-term capital gains taxes to be eliminated, replaced with long-term capital gains tax rates
>options to be taxed as capital gains instead of income

Are you ready to make some gains? Are you ready for covered call ETFs to have yields above 20% with no destructive RoC?
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>>62586839
Indians are banned in /smg/. I'm sorry sir but you'll have to leave.
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>>62586825
Earnings plays just seem like gambling to me desu
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>Inflation high
>but not high enough for hikes
>high inflation is good for stocks though
>since no hike risk it's good overall

You either need deflation or gigahigh inflation, but with the risk of hikes. If it's not that the market pumps.
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>>62586805
China is weird because some places you can some places you cant.
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>>62586839
Chill Ranjesh
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>According to his former wife Marla Maples, President Trump carries a copy of the Book of Pinhas, a section of the Zohar (part of Jewish Kabbalah) under his clothing near his heart, for protection and healing

why isnt the book protecting the market to make new ath?
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>>62586839
I don't actually have anything against Indians, but the fact India is literally an open air trash heap/sewage pond really ought to tone down the bragging no?
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>>62586823
Are you a girl or a guy?
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>>62586845
Ok what about tax revenue and budget deficit (lol)
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>>62586845
>he thinks the President decides taxes

Its all so tiresome
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>>62586852
I am chilling in my 8room 6 bathroom mcmansion. My electricity bill is 2k, but do Idgaf. do you even have a window unit in your mobile home?
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>>62586853
>Pinhas!?
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Hmm im thinking they will rug at open because things are finally going my way
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>gonna rally?
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>>62586859
We believe everything you say because no Pajeet has ever lied ever.
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>>62586856
tax revenue doesn't matter, they literally print the money
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>>62586845
Maybe get rid of the wash sale rule too.
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>>62586861
I was thinking of posting because my position just went green too and it's time for EXTREME caution.
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Im going to lose it all on open aren't i
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>>62586857
Lower capgains further enriches congress as well, I'd say it would go through after some kayfabe
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Pls rug on open
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>>62586855
Im a man
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>>62586870
No. You are gmi. Believe.
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>>62586875
>he thinks they pay taxes

lol
lmao even
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>>62586877
No rugs.
Only carpets.
(Carpet bombs on Tehran.)
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BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
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>>62586878
I'm an animal.
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>>62586883
Basado
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>>62586883
Let's get ready to rugggggle
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might be time to load up on BBAI again. its usually) a pretty reliable buy at 3 sell at 6
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uhm...
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SPY devs are rugging sirs
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What the actual fuck is going on Smiggers.

Full. Blown. Panic. Mode.
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>>62586883
based
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I believed in SGRT and won
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>>62586896
Just typical CPI volatility, it will level out and pick a direction within the hour my smigga.

I personally think the direction is slightly down, I will be slurping!
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>>62586902

There is a hidden message in your Smigger
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>up 994% on NET

will today be the day it hits the big 1k?
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>mining is ogre
>bitcoin is ogre
>shitcoins are ogre
>PMs are ogre
>AI is ogre
Has the matrix egregore patched every way out of the wageslave plantation, or is there still some hope left for employim, retailoyim, taxoyim, and other overexploited fauna?
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>>62586754
You can always just become a bull anon
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5 minutes in and you guys are already panicking
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>>62586911
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
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>>62586869
I just went greener. The markets are broken.
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>>62586884
I AM THE EGG MAN!
I AM THE WALRUS!
YOU ARE THE BOSS!
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Im making so much fucking money right now.
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>>62586896
>Full. Blown. Panic. Mode.
Why? What did you do?
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>>62586908
photonics? I started adding into it and think it's still fairly early.
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TRUMP QUICK ANNOUNCE A PEACE DEAL!
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Kekaroo what is even going on, why can't this POS market even sustain a rally for one hour
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>>62586923
Photonics
Memory
Necolouds
Power

All a smigga needs
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>>62586924
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>>62586925
We have to wait for Kevin's 10 task forces to finish their tasks before we can force the Santa Cruz rally boss.
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>>62586923
I'll put some in photonics, cheers anon. The future is bright.
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>>62586908
My 50% port into gamedev has been going up all month in preparation for Gamescom. There's some juicy pennystock studios there as well. Gonna coom crazy style if it 2x's or more.
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just a shakeout
buy now
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>>62586936
Tickers?
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Only a PPI of +5% can save us now, if it's 5,1% we dump.
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>>62586928
<neoclouds

Also started positions in that last week, already up 16%. Again, still fairly early

BXDC (Blackstone Digital Infrastructr Trst Inc) has been crabbing hard at like $20, I think it will pay off big but not for another year or two . I see them as operating the land the shovel factory is on during a gold rush.

like >>62586908 I try to find "foot in the door" things, and its getting harder to do so.
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>>62586938
Take two, basedtendo, cd project kek.
The sky is the limit anon
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>>62586932
don't forget to diversify and DCA
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>>62586941
>BXDC (Blackstone Digital Infrastructr Trst Inc) has been crabbing hard at like $20, I think it will pay off big but not for another year or two . I see them as operating the land the shovel factory is on during a gold rush.
I dont know bro, I wouldnt spec into datacenter stocks.
Unlike trad infrastructure, things like GPUs deprecate quickly. It's not like a pipe that will last 15 years.
And the datacenter stocks aren't exactly the hyperscalers actually offering Azure or AWS.
Expect REIT returns, not AI rally returns.
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>>62586943
>being a tendie
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>>62586938
CDR
OML
No western shit, I don't trust them to make good games anymore.
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Why aren’t we megadumping?!?! The Strait is closed and Iran said they will transition to a survivor economy and not negotiate with the USA until trump gone?!?!?!?!
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>SPY
WE ARE SO BACK
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>>62586950
because the strait was never really that important
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Just bought a stock I found. Revenue growth year on year, low liabilities, low p/e, dcf was great, no convincing bear case I could find. Has run up quite a bit in the previous years though.
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>>62586948
>want to invest in the shitty gaming industry
>he doesn't want to invest in the company making actual games
???
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>>62586957
all they do is sue actual games like palworld, theyre a joke otherwise.
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>>62586945
Yeah, thanks for the reminder. I'm forced to anyway since I'm using my wagebuxx.
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>>62586950
Priced in. Shit won't hit the fan until we run out of SPR, which can be stretched for a few months with some careful TACOs.
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>>62586956
>doesnt share the ticker
nyagger
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>>62586962
Nintendo has made plenty of games. But even if they didn't patent trolling isn't exclusive to them. Companies like Sega and Capcom have all done their share of it and now even the chinks are suing each other lmao
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>>62586792
>insurance, gas, utilities, beef, chicken, groceries priced all went up
Ozempic effect
>lower insurance risk
>you take walks over car ride
>less consumption
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>>62586947
>Expect REIT returns, not AI rally returns.
Yeha it basiclaly is an REIT by another name.

Thats fine. I like some basic bitch things in the mix.
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>Spy stop loss hunting

These fucking kikes bro
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>>62586956
congrats
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Should i DCA into ETORO?
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>>62586969
Patent trolling is based. Fuck these idiots on the internet trying to abuse nintys copyright. Sue those fuckers into the dirt. I'm an investor; I don't care about the feelings of some nerds.
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>>62586968
Gsl
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Smigger McNigger here, I will be launching the Smigger ETF on Monday, holdings are:

Sk Hynix
Meta
Iren
Google
Gorilla Technology
Eli Lilly
Rolls Royce
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NIGGER MARKET
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>>62586977
>>62586983
I should keep my mouth shut next time cuz this might blow up in my face and I don't want to be responsible for some rerard losing money.
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>>62586984
AQB?
CLF?
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>>62586984

You forgot Bayhorse and Mutant fish
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>>62586986
If you don't shill it with a cute anime girl nobody will pay attention to your posts anyway, so don't worry
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>>62586920
What did you buy?
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>>62586936
wh does gamedev go up so early? there haven't even been any leaks
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>>62586984
ahem
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vix is below 15, we have entered the era of risk free returns
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>>62586991
I might just post the ticker next time and let other anons do the digging themselves
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The market is trying to shake me down.
Fuck you i wont sell motherfuckers.
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>>62586792
Ironically the FED’s original mission was 0% inflation. That’s zero with a Z.
Now It’s morphed into 2% being the eternal “target”
>What do you mean 2% is too much? 4% is just fine! I’ll have you know 8% is a perfectly healthy inflation rate for any modern economy! At least it’s better than deflation.
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>>62586984
>I will be launching the Smigger ETF on Monday
No you won't. You don't even know how to launch an ETF boss.
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>>62586799
i know it broke your heart to learn what i am, and i know you've tried and wrestled with it. i adore you babe and i'll never hurt you the way you've hurt yourself. i know you can accept me if you try, you have a good heart deep down, i know you want what i can give, it only comes in this package though.

anyways financially speaking, i'm up more than 5 figures today comfortably, my labu trade is in profit but i'm looking for more, think xbi can break 160 today it's just gonna have to wrestle with it. i'm hungry and gonna get some pizza.
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>>62587002
Must you persist so relentlessly in crushing reality

:__:
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>>62586986
So you're afraid that people will be so hypnotized by your stunning genius that they will lose all voluntary control and do exactly what you say?

What if they do the opposite because they actually think you're a fucking retard? A really smelly retard
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>>62586983
isnt it kinda cyclical? guess its fine short term or something, but low pe is expected
>>62586991
and yeah this i only listen to cute smiggers dont worry
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Proud to say I did NOT fomo into a TQQQ position this morning. But I might do it later.
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OIL.
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I miss bidenomics
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>>62587008
Fair point, I instinctively tend to think the world revolves around me for some reason, then find out no one gives a shit.
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>slowly bleeding out during the day
>again
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>>62587001
deflation is very, very anti-semitic
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>>62587015
Gold is the only valuable asset.
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>>62586845
This would be for tax year 2027, not 2026.
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>>62587015
Yes.
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>>62586854
Indians only understand scams.
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>>62587020
I'm guilty of that sometimes too honestly
Thanks for the stock pick
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>>62587027
Wouldnt that put on hold current investiment shemes from institutional buyers?
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solar eclipse soon euro bwos, how will this affect my portfolio?
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>>62586984
The ticker should be KWAB
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AND JUST LIKE THAT
2 MONTHS OF BROOTAL DUMPING ON RECORD PROFITS ENDED
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>>62587035
and then kospi shits itself again and it goes back to 800
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>panic sold my spy puts
This is what i get for not being a turbo bobo and embracing the truth
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>>62587035
>He thinks its over

We are at the neckline of an inverted head and shoulders we still need the right shoulder, it will once more hit $850 then never ever again.
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>>62587035
1000 confirmed next year
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why didnt i buy spcx at 107
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>>62587007
Listen I like to keep it real, but sometimes keeping it real can go wrong boss.
>>
OIL HAS BOTTOMED
STONKS HAS TOPPED
ABANDON YOUR PORTS
SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
SELL FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES
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>>62587040
No we aren't. Your technical analysis is worthless. Show me this "head and shoulders".
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>USD/ILS giga dumping again.
What the hell are they doing over there?
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>>62587052
no

:3
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>>62586845
You know, every now and then the retard has an inspired idea. I loved the 100,000 punishment tax on indians (Even though some gay judge shot that down) and I'd love this too - like you said, swing trade CC ETFs all day WITHOUT being on the hook for massive taxes.
That said I'll be surprised if it actually happens. Does he have the political capital to get such a big law through congress? All the "major reforms" we were promised turned out to be remedial bullshit - Trump's campaign pitched themselves as Caesarlike conquerors who would ride into Washington and tear everything out from the roots up. That didn't happen. I guess USaids is gone.
Nice idea, shocked if it happens.
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>>62587056
Stop spamming shit ai pics.
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>>62587049
Just pivot to recession resistant holds like SCHD until the bleeding stops.
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>>62587058
no

:3
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>>62587044
Because you didn't believe. I didn't believe too. Nobody fucking believed, it's a meme company.
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>>62587032
who draws shit like this
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I just bought Hycroft on leverage. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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>>62587056
keep posting your ai pic boss, every image generated extends the energy & ai bullrun
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THEY ARE NOT RAISING RATES
THIS IS GIGA BLUSDAHSAIREGVRE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ALL ASSETS TO INFINITY AND BEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>62587058
This
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>>62587064
Orientals, anyway, the other anon was right. I get replies from posting anime shit, just not to the things i asked
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>>62587058
>>62587071
Don't feed trolls. Report and move on.
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>>62587066
Please don't top signal this stock just yet. I'm so close to breaking even.
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>>62587077
Then stop posting cartoons, and post images relevant to your question retard.
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>>62587069
50/50 yesterday, 60/40 today, rev up the golden bull
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>>62587061
based
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>>62587081
>anon announces purchase of a stock
>"tOp siGnal"
why is smg like this
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Fixed income baggies are going to get their backs blown out KEKKIES. Should have browsed more stock market general! Last lien chads win again
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>>62587086
Daddy issues
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>>62586744
THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN
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Okay, guys, I'm going to to give you my long hold portfolio. Feel free to copy it. Hundreds of hours of work and research has gone into my tweaking it for over the past year. The novice eye will think these are random tickers that are thrown together. But they would be wrong. Every ticker is ther for a strategic purpose and you would have to do as much research as I've done to appreciate it.
you might be horrified like tickers being there like CTA because it's performed so poorly, or SCHD that's seemingly randomly thrown in. That's intentional. It's not there to get high returns, it's there for insurance protection, and edge diversfication, and so are the other hedges. Basically, this portfolio is 75% equitis, and 25% hedges, but the hdges actually bring more exposure than they do by simple allocation they're given ERX and YGLD are both 2x and 1.5x leveraged, and the managed futures deploy tactical leverage. Many of the hedges have more functional leveraged exposure even if they don't seem like it.

There is one caveat, oil is expensive right now so don't go and buy leveraged energy, substitute it

People will make fun of it, but the people that do just don't know what they're talking about. I do welcome any criticism from people that understand the positions, but I doubt anyone will because many of these are niche funds. The combined fees aren't very cheap, but that's mostly due to the hedges. Leveraged funds and managed futures aren't cheap. That's just th cost of insurance. I'm not trying to maximise return with my hedges. If you don't undrstand what you're looking at, just go feed it to an AI and tell it to interpret it for you.

50% Core
IGM 20%
SGRT 10%
CHAT 10%
FMTM 10%

10% heavy assets
PAVE 2.5%
SCHD 2.5%
ROBO 5%

15% international value
DFIV 10%
OPPJ 5%

Commodity equities
ERX 2.5%
MXI 2.5%

Gold
YGLD 5%

Managed futures
DBMF 5%
KMLM 5%
CTA 2.5%
FFUT 2.5%
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>>62587086
Don't think I didn't notice you leaving out "on leverage". Slimy fuck.
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>>62587091
Dividends are assholes. They keep coming into my account they tell me I am not good looking boss.
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>>62587092
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HUGE crude oil build
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>>62587086
>>62587090
Mommy issues

Big Jewish milkers
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My stonks finna pumping
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Uh what was that boss
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>>62587092
based ETFchad
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>Trump: US has total control over over the Strait of Hormuz. I think we will keep it.
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>>62587109
im scared
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>>62587082
Ayo boss man. Like this? Now people will actually talk about stocks?
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Good day, this.
>>62587066
>just bought Hycroft
Nice
>on leverage
Oh no
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Why can't the American market pump even on good news?
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>>62587091
I love dividends
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>>62587111
We should start charging tolls on all traffic in and out of the Straight, and we should use the money collected to finally start construction of the new Temple in Jerusalem boss.
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>US President Trump: The U.S.A. has total control over over the Strait of Hormuz. I THINK WE WILL KEEP IT! – TSL

HE'S COPING
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>>62587092
>Okay, guys, I'm going to to give you…
Fuck me what low effort script.
I hope they aren’t paying you much.
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ignoring that /smg/ is one of the worst place to come if you want to actually make money, I feel like people make more money just -pretending- to make money on twitch.
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>>62587114
Bobina should be a chestlet so they're recreating this image
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>>62587122
full TRVKE
>Donald J. Trump
>@realDonaldTrump
>The U.S.A. has total control over the Strait of Hormuz. I THINK WE WILL KEEP IT! Our Naval Blockade is being called, by everyone, “A WALL OF STEEL,” and there is nothing Iran can do about it. They have no Navy, they have no Air Force, their remaining soldiers are unpaid, the IRGC is decimated and fleeing, and their “Leadership” is uncertain, at best! They have No Money - Their country is “shot.” All they have is FAKE NEWS and 300% INFLATION, and getting worse! Iran is all talk and no action, the Bully of the Middle East No Longer. Praise be to Allah! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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>>62587125
Furrys should get the rope boss.
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>>62586822
>6 years of short term supply issues
Kys kike
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>>62587130
Don't lump mumina and bobina in with those weirdos
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>>62587129
DEEP THROAT WEDNESDAY
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>>62587129
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>>62587124
stockguy isn't all bad. i used to watch him, back during covid.
like most streamer grifters (stock market live, as well) theyre are all pretending to never make bad calls.
stockguy less so. josh from stock market live obfuscates his bad picks behind members only shit and multiple 8hr live videos.
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Is there any way to read Bloomberg for free? I like their articles but they're wrong enough that I'd never see any gains from market intelligence to cover the subscription.
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>>62587129
> Praise be to Allah!
lmao what’s with this nigger
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>>62587129
But but but but but the hormussy letter and SneakO and Dugin and Jiang told me the straight was closed until 2030 q_q
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>>62587133
You were psyop'd by those weirdos and now you too are one of them boss.
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>>62587098
Lol please tell me this is bag holder extraordinaire
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>>62587140
anon this orange nigger has claimed total victory over 40 times and the hormusys is still closed. Its almost like you can't trust the word of a compulsive liar.
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>>62587144
This is he.
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What if this day ends red?
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>>62587140
>he says after 40 fake peace deals and his cu(ck)lt leader saying he's blockading the already blocked strait
you'd think these people would catch on eventually
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>>62587123
I've actually done a huge amount of research to build my portfolio, and spent hours backtesting and forward testing different possibilities.

It's even mathematically clean. It has a 3 tier barbell strategy that's 50 / 30 / 20 with exact percentages.
those value and international funds have low to negative correlation with momentum and growth.

This portfolio pushes through all kinds of markets, and is cushioned a lot during bear markets.
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>>62587093
You don't use routinely use leverage for short-medium term trades?
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>>62586822
Retail chains and wages are already shown to lock in short-term inflation price rises. Your premise is fundamentally flawed because you seem to think that temporary inflation squeezes will result in deflationary adjustments or at least a slowdown in inflation.
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>>62587145
It is not closed. Marine traffic is flowing freely through the strait, thanks to Trump and Allah.
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>>62587129
>>62587135
You can't say this shitshow isn't entertaining, if nothing else
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>>62587092
fuck off we already told you 100% 2x or 3x leveraged etf beats your shitty overthought port
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>>62587145
Say the line Turdie!
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>>62587151
I've been burned on leverage more times than I can count. I'd rather not deal with that stress anymore.
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Sauna and shitposting with the boys is the daily morning routine. Bought some riot jan28 40Cs this am.
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>>62587157
My portfolio beats UPRO
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>>62587141
>He who controls the SPYC
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>>62587146
still shorting AMZN on earnings days?
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>morning scam pump into crab down day
Seems like the bull run is over.
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>>62587158
$7 a gallon once the SPR runs dry?
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>>62587163
>buying a stock heavily pushed by Leopold Aschenbrenner ("Moneyburner" in German)
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>>62587145
He didn't say that it's not closed, he said the US naval blockade is working and there is nothing Iran can do about it because they no longer have any navy or airforce. Those are facts.
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>>62587157
I don't take financial advice from brokies
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>>62587157
He needs to fuck off with his shit port, you need to fuck off with your leverage.
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>5.34%
Feels good man. I'm about to hit break even on two of three of my underwater semi positions.
Hopefully this semi slump is over and we can get back to the moon mission.
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>>62587170
his name literally means moneyburner?
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>>62587177
Yes, "Asche" is slang for money
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>>62587167
No, I'm all-in on Space Exploration & Technologies Incorporated & Co. call options boss.
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>>62587179
lol
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>>62587138
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>>62587177
Ye it’s a psyop. He’s probably not even a real person.
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>>62587180
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I cashed out of memory

hoping it DOOOMPS now so I can buy back in
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>>62587172
may I see the ships going through the strait?
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>>62587169
Iran, the Gulf States, China, South Korea, Europe and Canada would suffer a lot more than the US in this situation though.
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>>62587092
Is this what they call Casting pearls before swine?
Sorry im ESL.
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>>62587184
It was gimped months ago
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WEN ANON??!!
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My dog started barking at nothing. Is this it?
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>>62587188
Based and same here pilled, did the same with neoclouds. All of the following are hitting big resistance levels and I would love one last shakeout/pullback.

Sk Hynix
Sneedisk
Micron
Western Digital
Kioxia
Iren
Neeby Weebyius


But I will slurp all if they have a little 5 - 10% shave in the coming weeks.
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>>62587177
>>62587179
It's not used often anymore though.

Most common is "coal" (Kohle).

So a coalburner is a moneyburner in germany.
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>>62587195
youre on the wrong site, it's archive.is. though they might still not have your article since it's too new
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>>62587200
Are you taking out margin loans against your GRRR folio?
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>>62587197
lmao who tf is actually buying this trash
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>>62587202
"Asche" is used by gangsters, not by ordinary 9 to 5 dweebs like "Kohle".
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>Solar Eclipse
>My Renewable stocks pumps like crazy
Make it make sense.
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>>62587193
Wrong on China.
They have a huge fuckoff big SPR that could probably last them a year straight.
Everyone except the US, Norway, and China is basically super screwed.
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>>62587170
I've bought and sold and bought back in before that faggot started buying it but on the subject, you'll be seeing posts in a year saying he would've been the greatest investor ever if he never levered up and got liquidated.
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My WEAT doing a lil sumthin today
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>>62587211
>you'll be seeing posts in a year saying he would've been the greatest investor ever if he never levered up and got liquidated.
>seeing posts in a year saying 'He would have been the best investor' ever if he didn't do the thing that made him one of the worst investors ever
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>>62587199
I used to think my dog barked at nothing, but then one day I had my sliding door to my bedroom open, and it turns out because his ears are better than mine, he was actually barking at the neighbors dog, and the neighbor's dog, would bark back at him when he stopped, so they just go back and forth boss.
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>>62587203
>archive.is

Same deal. The problem is that Bloomberg charges enough that they have every incentive to lock shit down.
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>>62587206
Nah I enjoy ladies and liquor too much so I don't touch leverage, them's the big three.

But I have more money than sense and fat cash reserves for the next dip.

Also my GRRR position is breakeven now I have been averaging down ahead of earnings.
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Cup and shoulders on WTI it is so over for stonk baggots.

Realise what little daily profits you have now or forever hold your bags.
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>>62587216
I'm literally the best NBA power forward of all time if it weren't from my crippling gooning addiction, bad knees, obesity, the fact I'm 5'3, and the fact that my chinese slanty little eyes can barely see past 10 feet.
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>>62587223
Bruh I literally had a mini stroke there, I meant cup and handle jesus fuck what an idiot I am I need to lay off the smoke.
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i sold LITE before this pump
That is all
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I sold my SNXX too early and my female broker won't give me a do-over
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>>62587225
>I need to lay off the smoke.
No, just stop posting.
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>>62587225
ya blew it
now they know
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>>62587233
Ok goodbye cruel smg
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>Norway’s sovereign wealth fund discloses a $1,200,000,000.00 stake in SpaceX.
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>>62587237
>Norway’s sovereign wealth fund discloses a $1,200,000,000.00 stake in SpaceX.
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>>62587218
It’s not locked down for AI.
Problem is the AI just gives a half assed summary. And if you request a full transcript it gets wiggy about copyright.
But the LLMs are definitely pulling details directly from the article.
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I just buy VOO and my small cap ETF and I made more money than I ever did buying individual stock.

Why don’t you guys do this, I just read books now.
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>>62587066
aaand I'm out
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>>62587251
KWAB
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>>62587241
it's easy to be a cynic on the sidelines, it's totally safe there. a few years from now though you'll look around at all the opportunities that passed you by and wish you'd been braver. i'm surprised it's not happening now.
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Fellow sneedisk baggies how we feeling today
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>>62587256
Got in last night and out and hour ago, will get back in below $1,250
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>>62587251

Leverage killed you. Not the bet.
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>>62587251
Lmao. Leveragebaggies.
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>>62587264
>>62587264
>>62587264
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There's no volume.
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Did the nigga who asked what to buy on open listen to me and buy Sneedisk?
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>>62587216
Let's not ignore the fact that people still talk about sbf and his early stake in anthropic. I don't believe these claims but people make them.
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>>62587066
thanks for playing



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