How do I become a genius businessman like y'all? Is there some book to read or some secret knowledge you are aware of? I just want to be a cool /biz/guy and wear a tuxedo all the time. Please introduce me to the /biz/ way. How do I learn all those cool words you use?
>>62588836Read some books. But that's impossible for gen alphas, so it's over for you.
Invest all your money in Link and Voo then cut your foreskin off.
>>62588836>How do I become a genius businessman like y'all?You buy assets that appreciate over time with your piddly peasant wage. Is there some book to read or some secret knowledge you are aware of? maybe but it doesn't matter, since you just buy Gold, VOO and BTC until you're rich.And then when you think you're rich you'll realize you're still poor.
>>62588836nobody on biz knows anythingthe sooner you realize that, the better off you'll be
>>62588836you have to really want to make money and you'll naturally figure it out
>>62588867Idiot savant-tier level of advice here
