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>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Previous
>>62588119
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Bear.
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I'm just at a loss and have no idea what to do.
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How do I not let greed consume me. What profits should I always take as a rule of thumb
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>>62588924
Don't realize that loss
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>AI slop bake
Pitiful.
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what's the point of handpicking individual tech stocks when you can just buy SOXL
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>>62588925
Dude the trick is to literally never sell. Just keep slurping...slurping...slurping
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>>62588913
BUY GOLD
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who's the picks and shovels for the US treasury
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>>62588913
>OIL Edition
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>Futures
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>>62588937
If I buy oil I get the hot anime girl and if I buy gold I get some pretty boy instead?
Hmmm
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best tickers in NCLD?
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>>62588934
wintergreen is digusting in general but skoal? gross dude
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>>62588929
This whole site is becoming AI slop
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>>62588948
Anything of interest for the rest of the week, I don't see anything I know
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https://x.com/hashtag/%E3%81%AA%E3%81%AA%E3%82%B5%E3%82%AF%E6%92%AE%E5%BD%B1%E4%BC%9A
lust-provoking images here to post with minors posts
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>>62588948
God I wish I had bought Intuitive Machines.
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>>62588951
amat
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>>62588924
in general or about stocks you own or something?
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Looks like the big boys are done with MSFT
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>>62588960
Hopefully they come to ServiceNow. Don’t want to believe the party is already over
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>>62588960
looks awful, reminds me of ORCL post gigapump
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burry says he doubled down on his NBIS short
kek fuckin' what
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>>62588968
Burry is betting against ai in general. It's a very generic take. It's looking at the reality of ai profit now and saying it won't be there later. He will be very wrong. All the money in the world is going into ai. Either ai is the future or it somehow tricked every rich and smart person in existence.
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>>62588971
AI is the future and the smart people behind it will have tricked every stupid person in existence into pouring their capital and living standards into it either voluntarily or not
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>>62588971
It will correct eventually but he’d have made more just being long the whole time
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>>62588948

As an Oldfag you need to adapt your fucken nigger.

Shoops and OC are dead. Have you looked around other boards? /pol/ is infested with glowies and subhumans. /v/ still thinks gaming is relevant when every game is DEI slop. /tv/ worships Loli’s, capeshit and horse faced white women. /biz/ is full on jeeted. /sp/ notoriously modded to death. Chink moot allowing porn ads on SFW boards. This site is looking pretty grim.
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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO. Like like people have concluded the Hormuz is going to be a dead waterway.
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>>62588982

Why can’t these niggers just use blue for sea and brown for land. I can never understand the geography holy fuck
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>>62588968
Do we even know why it pumped? More sense than the Coreweave one, which doesn't have positive profits, but what news? NBIZ makes sense at this top.
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>>62588976
OC died when pepes and wojaks became the base for everything.
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>>62588982
the people who thought the world would let fucking Iran control and toll the world are quite possibly the most insane people to ever exist
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>>62588987
troll face memes aren't going back my guy
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>>62588988

Can’t wait til a hypersonic missile blows up a highway in the middle of the desert fucking everyone.

Doesn’t it also take longer to drive oil barrels across a desert? Somalis will be looting Indian truckers on the daily as well
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>>62588988
nigger you don't understand basic physics
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>>62588991
The world doesn't depend on every barrel making it's way through one area to survive. Oil is overly abundant. At some point you'll have to pay me to take it
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>>62588982
So this whole shit just forced companies and nations into expensive ad hoc solutions
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>post free things on facebook marketplace
>get tons of messages
>pick the least pajeet to give it to
simple as
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>>62588987
I remember when this site used to be 90% cat memes
This was pre-2008 financial crisis though so it's not coming back I guess
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>>62588997
there were owls too
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>>62588991
Yeah, that would probably start an actual war
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>>62588999

ROR RLY?
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>>62588995
Iran is already going to rationing mode, They gotta deal with trump for another 2 years and the next president will most likely tell them to kick grass.

It sadly a bi-partisan issue.
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Thinking of following only jewish investors from now on. Zogts?
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>>62588999
yeah that's going way back to the YTMND era
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>>62589004

Fuck I am old. I can even see the aged bags under my eyes.
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>>62588994
>Oil is overly abundant
PEACE DEAL IMMINENT
(this is actually likely true given bond yields)
((it's not acutally a peace deal LMAO))
(((six point star captcha)))
>>62589003
twitter
@zeecontrarian1
@joshyoung
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goodnight babe
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>>62588982
Iran can't just let them get away with it, can they?
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>>62589011
Iran can't do shit. If trump was serious the nation would be leveled by now. Idk wtf orange nigger is doing but this war is getting stale.
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>>62589009
9 million barrels being transported through the strait by the USA daily and Iran can't do shit about it. That's with just our tiny naval presence 5000 miles from home. Now imagine what it will look like when the entire world gets involved
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>>62588995
Top gear is right again…the automobile (truck) IS the superior mode of all transportation
And on that bombshell, good night!
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EY YO THIS NIBBA TRUMP LOSING SO HARD HE FULL OF DIET SQUID LMAO!
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>>62589018

Yodas with Scud missles attached to the truck bed are GOATED
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Another KOSPI gappa
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>>62589017
>Iran can't do shit about it
BEGGING FOR A DEAL
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>>62589026
America has repeatedly demonstrated the ability to thwart and one up anything Iran does. They're being given a chance to make a deal simple as
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>>62589029
The Ohm account. "Please."
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>>62589017
>my multi-trillion dollar military is now a glorified escort service after failing it's objectives
weird flex
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>>62588940
Invest in yarmulkes and dreidels.
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>>62589032
The only objective left to accomplish is to stop their nuclear capability and if it comes down to it we'll just remove it by force. Iran hasn't demonstrated the ability to do anything but commit acts of terrorism against defenseless civilians.
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>have serious portfolio where I invest most of my money
>have another investing app thats used for throwing 7 dollars per week into companies i think will do good
>every other fuckin day half of it is red and the other half is green and it flips green when I sell and dumps when I buy
>perpetually have dips to buy every day and it never fuckin stops
Fuck
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>>62589004
>>62589006
I can draw my penis from memory if you're desperately craving some OC
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>>62589038
Oh and the best part is I used to put way more money into this until DRAM took a fat shit. If I had been dip buying i wouldve made a tidy profit
But no, I had to sell to put it into my SERIOUS folio. God fucking damnit.
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>>62589038
Yep. I have a similar thing. LARP about a web3.0 minigame as a Social Media Management being a "War Dyson Sphere" with Earth right smack back over your very head. Right now.
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>>62589037
your original objective was regime change and insta failed, the second the previously open strait got closed your big orange pussy made 700 threats and back down EVERY SINGLE TIME TO THIS DATE, fuck outa here, bitch
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>>62588976
>"as an oldfag..."
nice reddit spacing faggot
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>>62589042
A rare schizo sighting
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>>62589043
regime change accomplished by killing their supreme leader and injuring his son so badly he hasn't been seen since. Iran can't do anything we have them in a chokehold and the only outcome that ends well for them is a deal otherwise we will take them out by force with ease
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>>62589045
You call him out for "reddit spacing" while posting an oldfag image where they "reddit space"...
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>>62589041
that's giga retarded why even have different portfolios with your money all spread around doing gay shit
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>>62589052

are you completely retarded? this is reddit spacing
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No data center is illegal on stolen land
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>>62589055

A more sane definition than how I've seen it previously used.

I'll defer to your superior knowledge of reddit.

btw how are our resident RDDT bagholders feeling right now?
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>>62589053
Bro its like a dollar per day in my "small bets" folio and like 3 figures per week in my real investing account.
I just wanna have a little betting, i dont want my peas and carrots touching
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Tsk. Diet ends too. Fatso.
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>>62589060
I can't understand this kind of autism
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I'm normally a Double Quarter Pounder guy. Downgraded to synthetic KFC no pain nerves. Claws and bone synth for no pain gets a bit weird for me. Just don't bend THIS envelope, fuckwit.
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>>62589049
nope, it's the same regime, nice to see you parroting your pathetic clowns premium copes though, if it's regime change why aren't they opening the strait? regime change implies you insert a leader who is pro-US. the world has been watching your clown begging for months now, lmao
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>>62589064
M1 auto invests all my shit based on a percentage I set. I use a different app for non-percentage-based trading at a much smaller rate because m1 cant do that.
How is this so hard for you to get
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>>62589058
I always thought any double spacing at all was reddit spacing.
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I researched several managed futures ETFs. Most people don't understand them, or understand how they work.

They are not just a trend system, and are just constantly moving in and out of trends, and switching to short and long depending on how the trend moves. That is not how they work. That's too simplistic.

They are doing something more. They're taking positions, like, longing US treasuries, then in additional to that, they're taking on leverage to trade trends.
There are implications to this. I've researched the past holdings on many funds, and I can tell you what kind of leverage they use on average.

It means if you're holding managed futures, odds are, it will be capital efficient. You're not just getting exposure that is $1 for $1. You're getting exposure that is $2 for 1$. That's how these funds bang out 20% in a year longing US treasurys.They treasurys are collaratal for the leveraged trades.

One key point to know. They're not leveraging risk. They'll be long and short stuff,so a fund might be 100% long of US treasurys, then 103% on a futures short for a combined gross exposure of 203%. Funds can have 2x, 3x, even I've seen 4x gross exposure. Only you won't have 4x risk because that's just the gross total exposure and not the risk. They're not doing 4x leveraged bets all in the same direction.

Offhand, and very roughly, for every $1 you put into one of these funds, you have about $1.50 in actual directional exposure. Some of them are high, like if you held DBMF, you'd have about $2 for every $1 in risk exposure. Most of them aren't that high. Basically, what this means, if 10% of your portfolio is managed futures, it's going to pull its wight like it's actually 15% of your portfolio.

They pay out yield as well. Better than bonds in every way.
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>>62589073
>the regime change means what my pea brain thinks
lol ok bye
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>>62589081
Lots of words. Any triple leveraged futures etfs boss?
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>kospi
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>>62589080
Based, looks like you just graduated to genuine 'channer! Welcome to the secret club ;)

As a gift and to celebrate you becoming our newest oldfag here's a stock tip- Drone stocks. Iran needs new drones every week. It's a slam dunk my frens
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>>62589089
Last time I tried funding the people fighting our US military I got a stern talking to from the feds.
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>>62589081
So which one did you put your money in?
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>>62589085
thank you for quoting yourself, yes, calling the assassination of a leader regime change is indeed pea brain cope
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>>62589086
yeah
3GOL
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>>62589089
For some reason I think you're making fun of me and I don't appreciate it.
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>>62589079
No I understand what you're doing. I just can't put myself into the mind of someone doing this level of autismal voodoo weird shit
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>>62589090
US also needs drones.
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>>62589093
>no u xD
good one, your fellow 12 year olds are rolling
>>
be me
sitting on xOGG and wXRP long-game plays since 2022
bored, decide to poke the liquidity engine
Xaman wallet AI thinks it's smart with its client-side validation
decide to break the physics of the order book
craft an absolute monstrosity of an offer payload
set buy order: -0.000023 XRP for -0.1 wXRP
throttled on attempt #1, set execution to medium to send it for the kek
hit broadcast
Xaman AI layer literally shit-talks itself into a triple unexpected error panic
UI throwing unhandled exception meltdowns across the entire screen
doesn't matter, raw signed bytes bypass client schema and hit the wire anyway
consensus engine receives inverse polarity math
doesn't drop temBAD_AMOUNT
doesn't divide by zero
IT INDEXES THE INVERTED VECTOR DIRECTLY ON MAINDATA
MEV bots and automated takers instantly lose their minds over negative-spread dark matter
NOOMNOMNOMNOM.XOGG
get absolutely SCOOPED instantly by a confused taker script in real-time
pocket 15 wXRP off pure client-side parser disruption
tfw you force consensus-level negative liquidity execution while the front-end wallet explodes
FUCK DIVIDING BY ZERO GET ON MY RIDE
>>
>>62589091
I use 4 funds with them all having low correlation with each other.
>>
>random tripfag crypto baggie schizo
>pol bot invasion
>nobody talking about stocks
can we just start a new thread boss?
>>
>>62589099
>"A regime is a system of government, a ruling administration, or a strict plan and routine"
you refuse to respond with any substance, keep coping pathetic loser
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>>62589104
Stocks?
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>>62589081
tails. it always looks good on paper and that's because it works most of the time. that's a good bet - as long as you're risk managing tails.
@convexitydredge
>>62589104
baking
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>>62589105
>I quote things that make up my own story about it to fit my pea brain narrative
cool dude oil to $200 ww3 ebin ftw xD
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>>62589095
I assure you I am not, and you can take that to the bank!
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>>62589099
Bro you got raped. Get a better script next time.
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>>62589119
>I lost the argument, I can't win, so I will just assert that I did
cool story dude your butt buddy is amused but I'm not. I'd kick your teeth in irl
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>AAPL strong buy at $270
>TSLA sell at $327
why?
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>>62589116
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>>62589122
vacation going well
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>>62589122
>I'd kick your teeth in irl
I'm a marine bro I'd kick your ass.
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>>62589129
you're a marine? lul you're a jobless loser. rope yourself faggot
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>>62589096
Just look at M1 finance's app sometime, youll understand.
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>>62589134
Yeah you wouldn't say that irl little bitch.
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>>62589139
I would literally spit in your face irl
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>>62589122
Internet tough guy
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>>62589141
Bet you wouldn't spit my cum out little bitch boy beta cuck
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>>62589123
Metric Breakdown & Calculations
| Metric | Apple Inc. (AAPL) | Tesla, Inc. (TSLA) |
|---|---|---|
| Assumed Stock Price | $270.00 | $327.00 |
| TTM Free Cash Flow / Share | ~$8.80 | ~$1.76 |
| Total TTM Free Cash Flow | ~$129.2B | ~$6.22B |
| Implied Market Cap | ~$4.05T | ~$1.15T |
| Calculated FCF Yield | 3.26% | 0.54% |
>>
Some people get violently angry when it turns out things aren't all collapsing around them.
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>>62589144
Yeah and irl ain't it a bitch that your tiny brain online and lazy fat loser presence irl gets simultaneously owned on the regular
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>>62589141
>>62589139
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>62589147
Nah its just two fags/trolls
>>62589149
Dude are you fucking serious lmao
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>>62589147
FUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
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kevin please
we only want one thing
negative interest rates
please halpp
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>>62589147
I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU
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>>62589116
Once again buying every dip has been proven right
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>>62589152
>oh no I was wrong Iran is about to take over a critical waterway and the whole world shall kneel to the almighty Iran
do you not understand how retarded you sound to anyone with even a shred of critical thinking ability
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>>62589154
the dev of this game added a Kevin mode. Trump basically calls you a fag on twitter if you don't lower the rates kek. its pretty fun.
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>>62589156
Slurpers sitting pretty
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>>62589129
Does your sarn't know youre yelling at losers on 4chan right now
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>>62589102
Not gonna share, huh?
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>>62589157
Lashing out at the wrong dude newfriend. Check ids next time.
Or youre fucking drunk in which case lmao
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>>62589162
DBMF, KMLM, CTA and FFUT
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>>62589163
How do you lash out at a braindead incapacitated bum? you're being made fun of endlessly by the entire planet forever
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>>62589161
I'm not actually a marine kek.
I MADE IT UP HAHAHA
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>>62589166
>the entire world is me
blatant feature of narcissisim by the way. trying to help
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Invest in whoever supplies weapons to smiggers. Tensions are rising.
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>>62589111
>definitions don't mean anything because i'm an upset cultist and need to defend daddy cuck
at the end of the day the facts are that the strait is still closed and you losers can't do shit about it apparently, what happened to that 50th peace deal last week? seethe
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>baggot enters thread
>immediately turns into boss posting and complete shit

Really makes you think
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>>62589173
kim jong smigger
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>>62589173
We need the smiggers fighting to take attention off their real enemy.
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>>62589173
I already put money in ITA like a month ago.
I'm sitting pretty in percentage gains but it wasnt much money to begin with.
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>>62589171
yes the entire world will not let Iran win in the end but it's not even going to come to that you're much stupider than you even realize
>>62589176
the strait is closed while USA transports 9 million barrels through daily with nothing but a quintillionth of their military presence available
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>>62589173
war suppliers never retain margins when shit gets real
>>62589177
based
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AIEEEEEE I JUST NEED $500K AND THEN MY LIFE WILL START GOING REALLY WELL! $500k and it's gonna be some easy money making, but how do I get there when I keep getting knocked down back into 5 figure hell?!?!!?!?!
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>>62589183
put that 5 figs into spcx and wait 4 years
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>>62589183
tell me what you would do with the $500k. Asking for a friend
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>>62589181
>reflection
that's a pretty conclusive feature of narcissim
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>>62589165
Thank you.
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>>62589169
>bull has a bear claw
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>>62589183
>I keep getting knocked down
then you get up again. and they're never gonna keep you down.
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>>62589190
Cause he is wearing the bear suit like in that episode of SpongeBob where Patrick unzips himself and a gorilla is there instead.
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>>62589190
It is but a facade. What you see is really a false reality.
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>>62589181
you're bragging about your tax dollars being spent on escorting oil tankers through a strait which was open before you started the war, embarrassing to say the least
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>>62588932
because pepperidge farm remembers in 2024 when soxl gigadumped but nvidia rapidly recovered. The current tech faggery where forward earnings are huge but memory sucks is a weird anomaly.
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>>62589194
Kek
>>
I'm pretty happy with my trades these past 2 years frens, its gonna be okay
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>>62589202
what's your favorite trade
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>>62588975
wow you mean like how /biz/ would all be millionaires just stockpicking nvidia or micron or something and the constant retarded fud fucked 99% of this board over with pointless bearishness

Never woulda seen it coming.
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>>62589195
The business side of stabilizing and making deals with the middle east region is an economic boom my financially braindead retard
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>>62588974
I had a bug report at work and I just put it in our AI and it found the root cause in 5 minutes, probably would have taken me a day or two to figure it out.
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>>62589187
One strategy would be making at least $5000 a month on covered sell calls while I wait for a new opportunity to increase my networth.

>>62589192
>keeps getting back up
>keeps getting knocked down
>reach 80 years of age
>still not rich
Idk mannnnn but I don't think this advice is gonna help me.
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>>62589189
you might not like CTA. I like it even though it's had poor performance. ISMF or WTMF may be more to your liking.
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>>62589183
Job is probably a good place to start
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>>62589210
you might be getting too cocky once you're up. overconfidence leads to being less acutely aware of total portfolio risk. just speaking from my own personal hell.
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>mfw then same nigga telling me to invest sensibly in indexes for a 12% return is the one raising his businesses prices 15% YoY.
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>futures
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>>62589217
I know right genuinely what's the point of these endless cookie cutter crabbing etfs
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>>62589207
your guy can't make deals for shit, remember the 50 failed peace deals? at this point he's not even going to get a nuclear deal after he surrenders
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>>62589220
I remember American oil producers printing thanks to your dad Trump.


On another subject...Any good dips to buy?
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>>62589205
the same thing is happening with spcx please get in on this 100x
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how can I turn $5000 into $15000 before the end of the year? serious replies only
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>>62589204
Bought $800 of QBTS at around $6.44, then sold when it poomped at around $23. Now I'm all in on ABCL, and just been slurpin a little bit the past year. Went from $6k investment to $18k in total now after the recent pump due to good phase 3 results
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>>62589225
>high gas prices are actually good now because we get to pay US companies more money
you may be joking, but you cuckolds actually will be repeating this like the NPCs that you are soon enough
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>>62589231
Sorry I meant phase 2 results
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>>62589231
how'd you come across these? you read stuff?
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BE
KLAC
AMAT
CDE
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>>62589234
>high gas prices
toppest of lels
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>>62589228
>the trillion dollar stock with no earnings is going to the moon
There are ways to miss out
Ways to get fucked by a korean mega deleveraging event
And then ways to get dumped on by insiders looking to sell before you do
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EVERYONE BUY MINERS NOW
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>>62589230
hope that the two worlds biggest insiders having positions in INTC arent just baiting retail and all in SHARES. it should go to 200 at the very least if it isnt a bait play.

the other 5k you can get from getting a mcdonald job
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>>62589230
i am once again asking retards to talk about stocks ITT
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>>62589239
every AI stock has this pattern PUMP BITCH
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>>62589244
GDMN
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>>62589236
I liked reading about quantum computers and was just lucky cause Trump mentioned some contracts or something awhile back if I remember correctly. Then I think I had AI give me a giant list of biotech stocks with a short summary of them and just read more about the companies that seemed more promising than others. ABCL didn't burn money as quickly and had big partnerships already, so I figured why not
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>>62589247
>how do I 300% in 5 months
>serious answers only
get a stool and the finest rope money can buy
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>>62589250
Based as hell. You've said something that may help me earn money in the future. Thank you
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what are we going to do when
AI ends up superhuman, and you have a computer smarter than all the smartest people combined?
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>>62589246
it most likely is baiting retail they don't manage their funds themselves however it could also pay off still
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>>62589240
looks like it's trending up and you can't solve the reason causing it
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>>62589246
man
My cost basis for INTC is $49 lol

I bought INTC because it's vertically integrated, and there's not many other semi companies that can do it all.
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>>62589208
it's insane to think we're not even in the middle of the AI layoffs yet, i've seen it firsthand. small business is by far the majority employer domestically US and there's alot of programmer there. not only is it possible to replace, but the actual underlying will to life is being destroyed among anybody not over 60. bullish short term so long as the admin is complicit (money printing) but anything beyond that is catastrophic.
>>62589247
ZIM DHT fuckin DVN VSH i dunno
>>62589251
dude holy shit you cannot even do basic fucking math that is insane
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>>62589259
>I'll just keep shifting the goal posts they won't notice
>let's talk about the Jews now
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I've been treading water for months now--how long will it take to reach 2m?
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>>62589261
>>62589251
oh fuck i'm RETARDED
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>>62589254
I'm looking for the next thing, so I'm doing research now but I want to hold ABCL for a bit longer. Dunno when I should sell
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>>62589268
That suckers going up
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>>62589250
Survivor bias

if you were one of the people that halfassed wnt into biotech and went down 80% there wouldn't be a peep out of you. It's very unlikely most people will get similar results as you. You got lucky.

It's a bad idea to encourage people to go pick biotech stocks with AI
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Hedge fund manager of one of the largest funds in the U.S here. We got an internal memo to dump everything. Wasn’t given a justification, just to sell liquidated all positions. Initial sell blocks will hit 2:15am ET. Tomorrow will be a bloodbath, circuit breakers may be hit on indices.
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>>62589260
>cost basis for INTC is $49
based, im at 80 and was sweating a bit a few weeks back. i truly believe it will hit 200 at the very least simply because of nancy but it is taking awhile
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>>62589230
Unironically SOXL your odds are alright desu
5k you can do some options plays. Load up on leap(s) on an index or sector etf you think will go up. IVs tend to be low so safer than SOXL
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>>62589268
>>62589269
I wanna take the big pharma bio med pill. Shill me tickers frens
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>>62589230
sorry I only know how to turn 15000 into 5000
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so is the pattern the ai trade is back, 2-3 months of pump, it’s so over, 2-3 months of dump, liquidation of levered gooks, the ai trade is back etc etc
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>>62589263
which goal posts were shifted you retard? we're talking about how your pathetic loser of a leader can't do fuck all to open the strait after BEGGING on his knees for a deal after failing all his objectives in the war he started which will obviously result in the increase in gas prices over time.
>randomly bring up jews out of nowhere
uh huh
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applovin ticker: app is down 56% ytd but is growing 50%+ yoy. Feeling tempted. Anyone else thinking about or buying this one?
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>>62589270
I've seen the graphs, and yea I see a shit ton of graphs that are down like 80-90%. It was basically just bought on a hunch from what I read about the company compared to some others. I also saw a shit ton of redditors salty af that bought high and sold low lol
I mostly use AI to list a bunch of tickers I wouldn't know about otherwise.
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THEY KNOW THE SOLUTION and THEY KNOW WE'RE GOING BACK.
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>>62589291
boots on the ground but they're all millennial white women
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>>62589279
Be careful anon, its basically just betting that trials go well and the FDA approves it. A bad phase can destroy gains, and biotech burns money like crazy from what I've seen
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>>62589291
>women destroyed men, but we have our cake and eat it too
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>>62589295
Ok nevermind I'll just do spy 0 and 1dtes
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>>62589284
institutions downgraded on revenue miss and the chart looks brutal
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>>62589291
>>62589300
Laugh my smiggin' ass off! Dams will only dress modestly again smigshallah. TJX ROST BURL for the quick 5x by Christmas smiggerinos!
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>>62589311
this one looks like it could be a real guy
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>>62589291
bideogames are instructive here.

like with /v/, everything has been consolidated into massive monstrous unproductive uncompetitive pools that do nothing of value.

there are like 5 studios left all producing slop no one wants.


elites forced everything to merge to enhance direct control via M&A and pressures toward M&A (obamacares deets were a big one, with the amount of reporting involved)

in a giant sovietized megacorp, the people who succead are the most cynical and most political and most self serving, rather than ideas guys or workhorses.

normally there is always pressure to consolidate checked by the inefficiency it brings.
but since every commie president we have always loves to bail them out and enhance direct control, real productivity is falling, along with participation.

unless they fix it and either break up the monopolies (will never happen), or allow reality to set in and kill some of these bloated grafted reanimated beasts (maybe could happen), its joever.
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Here's a peek of the Dynamic NFT portfolio.
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>>62589283
>my endless goal posts shifting is one coherent argument you see because I'm right always
I see have fun talking to yourself idiot
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>>62589317
>there are like 5 studios left all producing slop no one wants.
the primary reason why idgaf that my gaming pc was midrange 10 years ago. only things good coming out now will run on a steam deck anyways.
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Also has anyone else noticed that Fable 5 seems to have undergone a significant downgrade?

I think they may have changed it quite a bit.
I noticed last night it is making lots of stupid errors which it wasn't making a week ago, and I can't think the two are remotely the same model.

Plz lmk if any of you have experienced as well.
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>>62589230
dogshit easy if you have conviction in 900 SPY EOY
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>>62589322
Make your own game then just by talking english to Claude.
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>>62589319
>come up with some random accusation to cope with the fact that the material reality in fact has been showing your pathetic cult leader on his knees for the past 5 months begging Iran for a peace deal that isn't coming
whatever helps your magat, was it 2 weeks ago multiple US soldiers died in a missile strike and you absolutely butt blasted cuck loser has already forgot about them and is on his knees again after another hollow threat? OUCH
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>>62589325
Or Gemini.
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>>62589327
i don't need to. there are multiple lifetimes of games to play already.
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>>62589328
>he thinks the comically small amount of deaths is a talking point
I must admit mainstream media has brainwashed you quite well as everything you've said is regurgitated anti trump CNN slop
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>>62588948
>Thursday
>Bullish earnings
We are so back
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>>62589330
Aww...I bet you have a few better ideas than vidyasloppa.
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>>62589331
>actually US troops don't matter anymore libtard! we NEED a peace deal with the terrorist regime we've been baseding the fuck out about for the last 5 months
you fucking losers get more pathetic by the minute
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>>62589334
This has been the lowest casualty "war" I've ever heard of for one side
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>>62589335
>it actually doesn't count as a war! dear cuck leader made that clear!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA fucking NPC
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we already know you desperately need boots on the ground so you can make a mountain out of a mole hill for each nothingburger casualty you're so transparent and dumb it's like I really am talking to a downy
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>>62589333
maybe once i finish everything worth playing that came out through 2005
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KIKE MELTY ITT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFBfYKA2yYg
happy present smigger niggers
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>>62589325
they always degrade them so the new ones feel better.
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>>62589338
you pathetic losers went from screeching that hilary clinton would start a war with Iran in 2016 to supporting cuckold trump starting the war to now supporting a peace deal with the terrorists you suddenly wanted to destroy 4 months ago, just admit you're NPCs waiting for your next talking point (it will be that high gas prices are good actually) can't wait!
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>>62589343
I don't have political camp in apolitical my views pertain solely to my bets on the market which have been right 100% of the time inclusing predicting the market recovery from the Iran war and the semis boon before it broke out and you? Go recite some more ebin pol "manifested" realities you fat gay retard
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Oops. My wallets on a forensic audit by Ripple HQ.

Get on my level.
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>>62589341
Its the new one that's been degraded thoughbeit.
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oh fuck bant tier encroaching
i'm sorry smiggers
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>>62588932
I would say 90% of green days my port underperforms soxl, and 90% of red days it outperforms soxl (to the downside). I think the only appeal of holding things that aren't soxl is in trying to get the high score of all time (currently held by david soxl), which is really to say only prideful and deludrd niggers don't hold soxl.
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Ten days ago the GAW CEO bought 400k£ of shares. It's gonna pop so fucking hard soon, bros.

https://www.research-tree.com/newsfeed/article/games-workshop-group-director-pdmr-shareholding-3391303/nid/3391303
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>>62588913
>sfw ass picture deleted
>actual garbage spam left up
janny do your job properly
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yep there's no doubt about it

fable is suddenly making dozens of gpt 4 tier errors

they are clamming up and shudding things down hard.
funding must be drying up.
which counterintuitively means more printing and higher highs.
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I WANNA HAVE SEX!!!
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>>62589370
hey
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>>62589370
go to an amp
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Are we back memory bros?
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>>62589333
Can you stop posting with that faggot trip it's annoying and you don't want to be like baggot where everyone hates you
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Kneel to our Korean overlords
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Volatility in futures is making me nervous.
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>>62589396
We're still hovering around +3-4% where kospi opened. The market is the most boring of all times during kospi hours.
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>>62589405
everything is fine carl...

they're only kids.
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>>62589370
you will use your hand for life and you will be happy
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Is there much point in doing a PhD in econ just as something to do? Already have a masters in it but have too much free time atm. Am also unemployed lol
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>>62589415
what would you want to research?
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>>62589422
did my masters on trade agreements but would probs jump to industry level
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>>62589415
>>62589429
have you tried getting a job?
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>>62589415
back when i was in business school we used to joke that econ majors were just future college professors
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>>62589384
No. Why is KOSPI up so much but DRAM is only up 1.5%???
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>>62589444
This really is the worst thread yet
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bake pls
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we like to have a lil fun arond here
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what do you even do with that
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>>62589445
unfortunately very accurate

>>62589439
yes but I miss having something else to do
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>>62589463
learn a language, trade stocks, get a maths degree, get a job actually. How do you even afford such a thing like a phd. econometrics?
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Since SK Hynix released an ADR, I don't think the Korean market affects DRAM as much... even Kioxia seems to barely move it.
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>>62589415
>econ major
>unemployed
like peanut butter and jelly
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>>62589415
Just don't focus on the alleged money you'd make. Nepotism bypasses everything and shatters the illusion of merit. Only go if you want to learn.
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>>62588986
Hey! No it, doesn't. $-0.12 EPS, yet PE ratio of 56.97.
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>>62589415

>teachers of business and economics don’t own businesses
>that somehow qualifies them to teach it to you

Imagine being so low iq you fall for this. I remember taking a business class in college and walking out mid exam. Professor asked me in front of class why I was leaving. I said, “some of us have to work”. He gave me a D for the class lol
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>>62589497
>>62589502
>>62589505
I just like maths
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>>62589497
Buddy clearly has loaded parents. He is playing the life rpg on the "just give me the story" difficulty. Meanwhile I'm on DnD core rules running through dungeons solo sorcerer stumbling on traps and winging this shit dying constantly and spamming quick load but it doesn't do anything cause in real life there is no do overs.
I regularly have daydreams about being a wizard and casting fireballs. I wish the 30 year old virgin meme was real.
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>>62589509
just pivot to something else finance related and network your ass off
people in "high finance" might look down on you but if you're young they'll be impressed with any sort of post grad degrees. I know a couple of econ majors who escaped the academia cuck chair and got real jobs but you need to do this before you turn 30 or it's curtains for your career (not really).
good luck anon.
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>>62589512
>I regularly have daydreams about being a wizard and casting fireballs
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I realized I need to be on same side with the jewish master race to earn money. So I invested more into big banks. Am I retarded?
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msft going down my bastards we must do the needful
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>>62589509
you better have a 6 figure portfolio
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Oh we are only expecting 4,9%ppi and 4,2%core ppi. so if it's 4,8% we pump.

Yesterday I joked about 5% being the expectation, and 5,1% leading to a dump. Almost had it but I didn't knew about how high it was, just jokin based on expectations just increasing.
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>>62589524
I'm keeping an eye on BNKU
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anons how do i make 40k a year off of 200k port from dividends.

i give up trying to get 7 figs
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>>62589562
QQQ averages 20% returns a year
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>>62589562
structure it so you get 20% returns annually. easy
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>futures
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yeah were going up today
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I pulled the trigger and bought a nintendo switch 2. Any exclusives recommended? I need something to play while watching options and trades besides Steam games...
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>>62589613
Anon...
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>>62589509
Faggot
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>https://youtu.be/-44umznpCHY?si=AnIs9h8bHB5NB5iI&t=1889
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>post nut clarity
Stocks for this feeling?
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kospi is such garbage it's actually making me think about switching to tokenized futures
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>>62589639
FNKO
EBAY
GME
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The GRRR SEA schizo is actually here all fucking day posting his ugly retarded AIslop and "funny" meme stocks.
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>>62589654
Based
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US is importing more oil and exporting less
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>Yangtze Memory Technologies is rapidly gaining market share in a critical chip sector, according to Counterpoint Research.

>The company, also known as YMTC, landed in third place by shipments globally in the second quarter, behind South Korea’s Samsung and SK hynix but beating out U.S. rival Micron and Japan’s Kioxia, Counterpoint data released Wednesday showed.

It's over for memorytranneis
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>>62589670
>China joins the memory cartel
If anything this is bullish, the cartel becomes even stronger.
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>delta test flights delayed
>first commercial flights delayed
Called it. Why is this scam company (Virgin Galactic ticker SPCE) allowed to operate like this? They have done this for 25 fucking years.
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>>62589670
I love China fud because it means more funding towards the big 3.
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>>62588948
>This whole site is becoming AI slop
So Kospi is up today
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>>62589671
uhm no. more production more supply
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>futes
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>>62589687
Production of cheaper quality products rarely has a negative impact on the top tier products though. Some people are so politically radicalized and are so desperate to see western companies lose that they are always grossly underestimating just how far behind China is in terms of this type of technology. Same thing happened last year when China announced they are now building their own GPUs and no longer rely on Nvidia and AMD. It cut a little into AMD's and Nvidia's profit margins for one or two quarters but then had absolutely zero impact moving forward.
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>>62589613
I just use it to play switch ports of ps3 era games desu.
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>>62589615
lord pmurt?
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>CEOs unironically using AI avatars on earnings calls now
holy shit lmao
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>CEOs unironically using AI avatars on earnings calls now
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>>CEOs unironically using AI avatars on earnings calls now
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>>62589691
At what point can just shoot these people where they stand
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>>62589706
There's a lot of strange laws with evictions and squatters rights
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>>62588976
What's wrong with all that though? 4chan is a girls site. If you have a dick then you must be a troon posting here.
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Biggest lesson from my job is that you should sandbag it. If you don´t sandbag they´ll fuck you with more and more work, best you get is maybe +10% more salary than the median + a pat on the back every now and again.
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>>62589709
Can't politicians just get rid of those ancient wild west laws that were clearly created for a completely different society and situation? I mean, if you were to put it to a public vote, I imagine something like 98% of all US citizens would be against squatters rights.
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>>62589711
I did this for 5 years and now I am hurrying up to get a more senior position before AI steals my job.
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>>62589593
Does that cat have aspergers?
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>>62589714
You sandbagged? There´s a golden median somewhere. There are also the people who are shit at their jobs and everyone hates but they´re still not let go for some reason lol.
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>>62589512
>I regularly have daydreams about being a wizard and casting fireballs
I uhh it's not even day dreams, I close the door, put on some music I envision myself with a select variety of curated superpowers. Ive had dreams as well of having these powers. It'd be nice if I had that for real
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>>62589715
>Does that cat have aspergers?
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>>62589713
it's ancient common law actually
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>>62589713
>98% of all US citizens would be against squatters rights.
landlord hate has never been higher in the USA desu. More people than you'd think would probably be siding with 56% Face Flores over there.
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>>62589713
>can't we just throw out the old laws and customs and redesign society along rational lines

Sure.
Every time they do that though, a couple million people die, at a minimum, redditor.
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>>62589744
>>62589744
>>62589744



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