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>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Previous
>>62589744
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Something happened.
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SPY SISSIES HOW WE HOLDING UP
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>Today felt like a good day to go short
Ouch.
:3
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>it hit over 1,000% gain
I should kill myself for not buying more than 30 when it IPO'd
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>>62590530
That's great I've bought some VIX
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GOOD MORNING

I GOT FOMO
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I just dumped minors and went all in SOXL.
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>>62590533
you do this shit based on "feel"?
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>>62590542
looks slappable in the face desu
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Didn't burry double down yesterday
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>SOXX
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>>62590545
Wonder if there's an inverse berry tracker
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>>62590543
You don't?
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WHY THE FUCK ARE WE PUMPING SO HARD?
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>>62590547
being a bear is so fucking gay
you're right once every decade and the draw down is something like 15%, what does that translate into real world gains on shorts? what about the opportunity costs?
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>>62590543
Yeah? In trumps clown market that's basically all you can do
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>>62590548
i do am im poor
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>why yes, I am up 5% on my BYND already
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sneedbius bros
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>>62590552
Bears are based on extremely short turn gambles. They are well aware line only goes up, it's more of a question of when will line briefly go down
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>>62590545
Burry will double over tomorrow
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>>62590552
it’s ego, you get to make money and you get to be right when everyone else was wrong. Think about the average 4chinner. Being a bear is extremely attractive to these misanthropes
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And just like that MU will never be below $900 again.
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>post a photo representation of your portfolio today.
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>market pumps off fake world peace for the 900th time
>no world peace
>doesn't matter somehow
>market breaks out from a fake world peace breakout-breakout-breakout
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>>62590562
I'd rather be right than profitable
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Absolutely everything I have is green
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>>62590563
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Blowoff top, it all comes tumbling down now.
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>>62590564
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can we rug now
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how low will spacex go?
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>>62590545
I don't understand why anyone would ever short this clown market. Even if you're right in thinking something is overpriced (pretty much everything is), you're still relying on rational market participants realizing this and responding to it in a reasonable time frame, and the past few years have shown that rational people are not in control. Shorting this market is like going into an insane asylum and trying to play chess with the inmates. Like what are you even doing?
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We're so back. I'm turning green on most of my positions.
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>>62590564
i sold yesterday
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>>62590542
>minors
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>>62590571
>>62590550
My minors are dumping hard ??!
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>>62590571
Same, I'm even considering starting a gold position just because there is nothing else to buy at the moment.
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>>62590564
>>
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SKHY might actually hit $170 today. If I just waited another week I could have gotten out break even.

Fuck.
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>>62590545
>NBIS that went down 50% after Leopold got his bussy busted? Prime shorting candidate
>ORCL that’s been raped from all directions and is now recovering? Yeah let’s short that too
What the fuck was he thinking
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>>62590578
The floor is lava.
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>>62590564
I bought some SPX puts.
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>>62590596
He said shorting NBIS was like shooting fish in a barrel
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>>62590459
You can apologize whenever you're ready
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>made $33 on a 0dte this morning.
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>Took profit
>60% cash
>More uneasy about it than if it was in stocks
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>>62590545
After someone becomes financially independent (that is, detached from the need to work or pay attention to financial details of life) we should all stop paying attention to them. Burry never has to be right again about anything in his life.

And honestly I think that for these people with no consequences to themselves for what they say on twitter, like they should basically be blacklisted from social media. I want to listen to people who will be financially ruined if they guess wrong or face other severe consequences. Fuck Burry and all the retards like him.
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Feels like a bear trap. No reason to go down besides trying to shake out.
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>XHE BOUGHT CALLS AT THE TOP
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Why is /smg/ so slow today? It was already suspiciously slower than usual during euro hours, but now it's become really obvious.
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>>62590571
how did you do that?
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>>62590564
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HOLY SHIT SOXS SISTERS!
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>>62590623
The market is fake and gay and nobody knows what to talk about
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>>62590545
Aaah so that's why it went down yesterday and why so explosive today
Thank you Mike
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>>62590614
>No reason to go down
There was also no reason to go up but that didn't stop anybody.
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AAAAAAAA SPACE SEX AAAAAAAA

I WAS 5 % AWAY FROM GETTING OUT BREAK EVEN NOW ITS 10% AAAAAAAA
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This sounds like a; "Don't check the app"'-day.
I will just do something else
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>>62590623
most smiggers sold/shorted the bottom is my guess
or not the bottom but still too early, could've broke even with dram or snxx and stuff instead of eating a huge loss
now they're too depressed to post
i was almost like that with nbis but i retardheld :)
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Oh god no, now the bots are fighting over 7800
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>>62590623
We're planning something special for the stock market ;)
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Kioxia did not eat shit today, so that's good
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>>62590633
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Let me tell you guys a little known gold ETF

It's called YGLD

1.5x leverage, and tracks the price of gold with a quarterly reset. Instead of daily, which comes with significantly higher drag. It also uses options contracts with your gold to draw an income stream. It's paid out a 20% yield over the past year from the options income.

It's capital efficient. Income generating, and low drag. Put this in as one of your hedges. I have it as one of my hedges with a 5% allocation, which gives me 8% effective exposure to gold.

I highly recommend it. Another ETF that I highly recommend is NTSD. NTSD is 1.5x leverage, quarterly reset, and 90% SPY
+ %60 EFA
the 60% EFA smooths out the leverage volatility from SPY, so this fund is not as volatile as you would assume, and very low volatile for a leveraged fund. It's only a little bit more volatile than QQQ. That is very good for a leveraged fund.
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has the market EVER pumped 3 days in a row?
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>>62590638
I called this exact behavior out a few days ago during the worst of it, and a few anons screeched at me. A few were based knowers and understood what I was getting at.
These bears are always retarded and for some reason there's a never ending supply of them. Every big dip is the "end of the world as we know it" and they call you a retard for telling people to buy the dip.
I made sure to tell them they were going to miss out on the recovery, be sad, quit trading or revenge trade, and lose their money. Apparently that struck a chord.

I've been trading for a fucking decade and its like these guys were born yesterday.
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>>62590650
>YGLD
You gonna lose dollars
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>>62590652
Yeah, like last week. We've been flat since then.
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WE'RE SO BACK!
Darling I'm mixing a Tom Collins as we speak!
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>>62590655
lol
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>>62590653
>I've been trading for a fucking decade and its like these guys were born yesterday.
stop glazing yourself on a retailoyim board
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>>62590659
You like putting Tom Collins in your mouth? What a faggot!
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can we please keep the pump going until close, I need a win
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>>62590650
>why, Gold?
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DIE BULLS
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ok i got out of my spacex short now. anyone got some cool plays to shill me?
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>>62590650
>leveraged for extra mechanical advantage so jp morgan can rape your ass with a prybar and disembowel you
JUST.

PMs are shitcoins.
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Why are minors down 2.5%?
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I sold off my SOXS bags, over 10% loss.
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>>62590650
>>62590036
Get a trip so I can filter your AI-curated dunning-kruger ass posts
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Why do people deal with drug dealers who have to walk everywhere? They are literally mentally retarded.
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>>62590673
The widowmaker
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>>62590664
Yes we will
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i'm retarded?
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>>62590668
SOXL
it has always been SOXL
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>SNDK solo ripping while market struggles
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>>62590663
You don't Baggot? What do you drink. Let me guess. Water.
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remember when soxl was basically going to zero and lum poster was suicidal?
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>when the vix won't break into the 13's
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>>62590684
I don't drink water, don't you know fish fuck in water?
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>>62590644
So it's either going up or down?
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>>62590672
You can suppress fakely and gayly Oil, but not the fuel (Diesel).
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>>62590623
I'm sitting on my ass just paying down margin hoping this fake and gay 3.5% inflation forever no hire economy finally fucking does something instead of being dragged out until after midterms
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I remember when I transitioned from crypto to /smg/ there was lot of posting about SOXL. No other community was so into this one ticker, nevermind msm. This is why /smg/ rocks. It truly has the secret sauce.
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Scott Bessent was the one who made George Soros rich.
Nobody knows this now, everyone ignores his history.

I wonder why.
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>>62590673
Why would you ever buy this?
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>>62590700
I hate listening to Munger talk cuz he spoke so fuckin slow and decrepitly, but he really had some wisdom
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Now that it's clear that the strait isn't reopening, how come the market didn't undo last week's pump after Bessent's lies?
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>lum is back
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>>62590644
what do you want to show me with this?
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Uhm oil sissies?

I'm thinking we're so black.
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My "buy tech, never sell, repeat" strategy continues to just work.
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>>62590692
let me explain, it went down because it touched the red line, it'll go up when it touches the green one
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>>62590691
Never change Big D.
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>>62590715
We indeed are.
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>SandDisk
Once again all roads lead to Rome. My sand stocks are appreciating nicely. Thanks for the interest tech baggies.
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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Broke ass drug dealers always want to aggressively vocal in public. No one cares retard.
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>>62590662
I just want to help people make some fuckin gains. If they refuse to listen to logic then that's on them. Maybe they'll learn the lesson for next time around.
Like I get it. If someone is inexperienced to trading, everything is a big new event. The point is to learn how to separate out what's really happening from what the media/social media/random 4chan schizoids WANT someone to THINK is happening. Learning to chill out and hold (or buy) through bad times is a hallmark of successful traders.
In short: Buy every dip
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>go for morning run
>come back
>stocks are pumping some more
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>>62590700
>first 100k
*first 300k with inflation

INCIDENTALLY
I would have been a millionaire full porting tech a year ago
But my friends on /biz/ convinced me it was dangerous

>>62590696
Crypto retards love Link because they're stupid fucks.

>>62590708
Gold has been brutally depumped.
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>ZIM
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>>62590682
I need it to rip just a few hundred points more after 4 weeks of violent selloffs.

>>62590679
This was the 'pre-election dump' that one guy wanted btw.
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Why yes, I am an indeed an alcoholic. How could you tell?
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Damn keke what the fuck happened to sandisk
>micron lagging
I might actually be able to profit maybe? And then flip the profits into macaroni in a month before earnings, perhaps?
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A few months ago LLMs reached the level of quality that I could mostly have them pick through information sources and generate text that I'd then pass off as my own and receive praise for the level of quality. My job is now mostly editing and setting the scope, even when I check other's work I frequently review it alongside an LLM even when dealing with accusations that a work was generated using AI.

The AI boom is going to continue for a long time yet. We're experimenting with using multiple agents as a synthetic team and it's working really well too.
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Stocks
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>>62590708
The market ist always looking for an opportunity to pump while trying to ignore any reason to dump. It doesn't have to make sense, that's just how it is. It'll pump massively on good news and do nothing or just a microscopic dump on bad news. Some people will tell you that negative events are priced in but that's just cope for the market being irrational.
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>>62590674
You don't understand the value of using AI for research
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Weak ass SPIX candle today desu senpai.
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>INTCel
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
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Not so sure google's ai works correctly.
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>>62590704
Stock got diluted, look since June or just look at SOXL and figure it out.

>>62590715
At least I'm still holding oil related stocks in profit
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>>62590611
>More uneasy about it than if it was in stocks
Same, exact same. What do we do brther?
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DONT STOP

MAKE IT DROP

BOBO RAISE MY PROFITS UP

TODAY

IMA SELL

TIL THE STOCKS LOWER THAN HELL
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hmmm
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Techtrannies won't give up
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>>62590736
Do psychedelics and think about your addiction before you drink yourself to death. I couldn't look at a bottle for a year after tripping. This is financial advice (you can't make gains if you're dead).
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>>62590681
How did your SOXL investments come out? I remember you in /smg/ around 2020.

I remember the bayhorse fags, the oil princesses, the indian penny stock pump and dumpers, the waste management company fag, and some others im not remembering now.
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>>62590742
Shut up, CLaude
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SPY do the needful and go up again please i beg
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>>62590755
Wait, that's the wrong >>62590742
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>>62590753
Ozempic works just as well for stopping alcohol cravings apparently.
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>>62590752

>make up random valuation
>receive x5 investment money
>show zero profits
>wow it’s fucking nothing
>repeat

I want off this ride.
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>>62590754
Mutant fish
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>>62590755
If Claude said it, it doesn't make what I said wrong. You don't value research.
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>>62590757
Sorry, you're reverse pegged to oil and it just went up. My turn.
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>>62590748
I understand why it is down, I don't understand why you would buy it
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Sneed disk mooning while SPY is crashing kek
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BREAKING
BREAKING
BREAKING

>US sending fresh aircraft carrier to Middle East amid Iran war strain - WSJ

War back on this weekend smiggers.
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>>62590763
oh yeah the fish farm fags
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>SNXX +32%
peepers creepers and my grandmas KNICKERS wtf is going on, on what news????
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Oil pumping, war baack?
>>62590764
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>>62590754

Don posting was peak
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>>62590631
Wrong, the US dollar loses value every day therefore equties denominated in dollars go up. EZ
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>>62590769
oh fuck its over, its so fucking over
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Crazy market these past few years. Glad I’m alive for this period of markets history.
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>>62590771
This is because I sold too soon the other day. You're welcome
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>>62590769
Wait wtf, how many does the US need, lmao
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>>62590777
Trips confirm

ITS SO FUCKING OVER
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SPY looks like the chart the day KOSPI hit 9000
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>>62590784
IT'S OVER 7800
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>sneedisk
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>>62590782
Its a swap out for relief for the Lincoln, who has been out there for months.
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>>62590784
>>62590785
I miss Powell. Warsh is a shithead
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>>62590769
Thank you Trump, very cool
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>>62590777
What's over?
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>put 12k into literal gambling in june
>rode it down to 6k because i bagheld soxl
>switched to sneedisk
>now at 16k
i outperformed my wage, im gonna sell my gains and add it to my SCHD stack
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Can the iranians finally shoot some hypersonic on the aircraft carriers
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>>62590788
He's just fucking boring.
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>>62590792
>wishing for the death of American servicemembers

Juden scheisse
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>>62590788
>Warsh
He’s a weak handed faggot
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>>62590782
Bro we have 11 so we can rotate 2 in a region to dump lead on site. We can reload and resupply ship to ship if need be but it looks like the US is just doing that via rotations.

Speaking of food the moment a carrier is handing out Vitamin C tabs and ran out of onions sauce/Salt for the Rice is when they have to turn around even if they got ammo.
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>>62590794
Yeah, that's what war is. Sorry, but they get paid for that.

I mean, Iranians are dying without getting paid (Trump's words)
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brb time for shower hour
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>>62590789
Woof, those look heavy maybe another trillion to Israel would ease her back pain
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>>62590782
There was a real risk of mutiny in the Lincoln, it’s been there for months. They are recalling it home and replacing it with a fresh carrier.
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>Bought in too late, multiple calls
>Sold too late, -$5500
>Bought puts, shaken out
>Bought puts again, Probably sold too early.
Total for the day +$663.98.
I guess it's better than waging.
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>>62590798
They should use all the ammo on those fucking Persians before turning around. Like why bring it all the way out there unless you were going to fucking use it on those terrorists boss?
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>>62590801
Watch your fucking tone when talking to me, israeli scum. My taxes are the only reason your pathetic nation exists right now. I own you.
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>>62590810
lmao
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I can't look
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>>62590815
That shit looks freaky as hell even by smigger standards
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>>62590809
Gotta have some back up ammo jussst incase. When we sunk one of their ships with our subs retards online was saying it wasn't a valid target since it was unarmed. Which is a joke since your ass is a valid target delivering supplies, sleeping in your bed at the barracks or retreating. Second having a boat unarmed ever after a exercise doesn't happen. 3rd Submarines are exempt from having to save drowning sailors of an enemy besides you just killed their buddies are you really going to take on the risk of bringing 100's of iranians onto the nuclear armed and nuclear fueled boat.
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>>62590769
gotta let the navy boys get some PTO and bring in a fresh batch of deckhands
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>>62590815
Grossest one yet by far, well done.

>He didn't buy GRRR
lol.lmao.
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>>62590825
Zoom out
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>>62590823
Those guys look like they suck each others dicks
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You cant possibly tell me these prices are logical. Its going down after lunch. Send the lifeboats damnit
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First they came for Leopold. I said nothing because I’m not a fag. Then they came for Burry. I said nothing because I’m not a retard.
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>>62590811
>>62590815
>>62590818
Same fag? This slop is worse than Rosie O'Donnel's excrement, go outside and touch grass
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>>62590826
no
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>>62590829
yes thats the Navy
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>>62590833
>
no
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>>62590833
Are you new or something? Lil' Smiggers are all the rage these days, they are the heckin 4chan funkopop!

I know I said that sarcastically but I actually love them <3
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>>62590829
those are the proud fightin' men of the USA saaaar!
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>>62590829
Thats the joke
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>>62590833
How dare you shittalk the excrement of a fat woman. Good day sir!
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>>62590820
If the sailors are drowning, you obviously should have used a bigger bomb on their vessel boss.
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We are supposed to be pumping today? Why are we going back to open?
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>>62590838
hes cute
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>>62590833
We keep telling him and he keeps trying to force the meme.
I dont care all that much anymore he'll tucker himself out like a kid who ate too many candy bars and stfu eventually.
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>>62590708
The Strait of Hormuz is open.
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>>62590844
Not my problem
>Me dumping oil down the Hormoz Strait
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>>62590845
Its lunchtime stoopid
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>>62590845
We're not going back to open, this is the floor for the rest of the day.
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>>62590849
He's never going to stop, he has unleashed the stupidest shit combining The Reddit's frog with AI and now we have to deal with it shitting up our thread boss.
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>>62590849
Oh shoot. I lose. This doesn't feel good at all, help!
STOCKS for this FEEL!
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rare earth minors are next?
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>>62590865
CBRS if you want to lose
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>>62590861
>reddit frog
The ADL labels it a hate symbol, meaning its based.
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I have pretty good money for my age
>drive a 24 year old car
> haven’t bought clothes in 3 years

Idk if I should be living like this.
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>>62590867
it's kinda breaking out randomly
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Sneed disk volume today is quite high as well. What do they know?
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>>62590851
Why is oil so high then?
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>>62590564
Memory taketh, but today memory has giveth
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>>62590742
It means people like you get to post an AI's opinion as your own. Probably the smartest you've felt your entire life
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>>62590861
>a poster is finally worse than (you) baggie

Congrats?
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>>62590876
wdym it’s not beating daily inflation
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>>62590876
It's not.
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>>62590868
LMAO you weren't joking fuckin shylocks
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>>62590874

How did Paul Dano get outted on /tv/?
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Wow I literally closed my snxx position yesterday because I finally broke even. Would have made a pretty penny
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My dog just came up and started nudging me. This might be the V.
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We have about 7 days until SHTF
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>>62590885
If adl doesnt hate it, its probably fake & gay
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>>62590882
It's $85.
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REEEEEEE GO UP
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>>62590893
It's $82.50
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>>62590889
fuck your dog
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>>62590885

>kill Jews man

Been here 20 fuck years and never seen this edit once. ADL just like the SPLC is a giant psyop to create racial divide
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>>62590887
My friend you made things right with your maker. Be joyful!
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>>62590889
Good dog. Give pets and praise for me if he/she is right. Hell, give pets anyway.
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>>62590898
If you don’t like dogs you ain’t human to me brother
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>>62590885
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>>62590898
Post hand.
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>>62590893
It's a bargain at $85.
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>>62590902
My mom was a crazy dog lady. I grew up in a two bedroom home with ten dogs in it. Nobody hates dogs as much as I do.
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>>62590911
>911
post hand, mohammed.
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Sneeddsk, that is all.
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>>62590911

Imagine the smell
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>>62590911
I have a golden retriever and she’s my everything brother
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>>62590916
yeah, and they'd piss on the laundry. I got made fun of in school for always smelling like dog piss.
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>>62590896
Splitting hairs over $2.50? Really?
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>>62590911
>Nobody hates dogs as much as I do.
Not women? Sounds like the owners the problem.
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>>62590922
this, my mom is a fucking retard and shes filthy.
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>>62590919
I have a very large German Shepherd. He hates black people and delivery drivers boss.
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>>62590919
That would make me hate my mother, not the dog.
What were they, Chihuahuas?
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>new ath
im going to what's left of Ukraine when i get rich
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CAN YOU HEAR THE SOUND
CAN YOU HEAR THE SOUND
IT'S ALL AROUND
https://youtu.be/7UlLPdciDbA
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>>62590919

My retarded dog does this too. I beat him relentlessly and he doesn’t learn. Don’t get me started on Pitbulls either
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Damn I’m so tempted to put a stop loss for Sneeddisk but I don’t want (((them))) to snag it off me
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>>62590874
return to 2000 is priced in, NAND is needed regardless of the ai hype, even if the bubble pops unlike server RAM sticks you can easily reuse and resell memory for retail without much issue
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Bobos...
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I told that nigga from 2 days ago to buy SNeeDisK. Did he listen to me? Easy 20% gain by today's close.
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i don't even pc game anymore but the only thing i hate about this ai is driving hdd prices to full retard levels. i need a new ssd and exhdd to shucks but shit so expensive now. i bought a 28tb for like $300 a year ago.
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wgmi
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>>62590919
That's really on your mom for not training them. My mom had a shi tzu who pissed everywhere. Basic training solved the problem. Now I have a whipsmart heeler who eagerly follows both verbal commands and sign language including pointing. It's like talking to a human sometimes.
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>$AMAT
yay or nay?
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>>62590754
nta
I remember at least one anon who posted the same SOXL macros a lot, but there were at least few SOXL anons and lum posters around too in most threads, we had Lum /smg/ op pics, it was (?and still is?) THE /smg/ ticker. This was in 2022. Is that era over now? We are no longer Lum general?
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>>62590761
>he hasn't studied the new economics

That's all you have to do.

Fakeness is perfectly inelastic, since no matter what the price is, up or down, it's all rigged boss.

Gayness is rightward sloping, since the more the price is manipulated and the more synthetic volume is trated, the more fucking gay it is.

Therefore, taking SpaceX for example, as thing become even more fake than was previously thought possible and the bullshit possibility curve shifts right, the price must go up.
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>>62590942
My local tech retailer was advertising clearances and I saw a 1TB nvme for $139. Didn't pull the trigger because it was an older model, but came back the next day and the entire clearance inventory of SSDs was cleared out lol

This is the only reason why my convictions are so high in memory despite everyone FUDding it nonstop. When retail prices come down that's when I'll implement my exit strategy.
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I've proven to myself I was not ready for leverage by bagholding SOXL. Looking at the unrealized losses make me sick.
Never selling for a loss though.
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>>62590968
>When retail prices come down that's when I'll implement my exit strategy.
Why would retail prices come down before your positions tank?
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>>62590974
Positions won't tank overnight. The last memory bubble pop took place over months.
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>>62590937
Is that Mr Smellz?
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>make it
>don't have the will to spend any of the money
it hurts
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who is this Mike Ron you guys always talk about
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>>62590988
You have no hobbies?
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>>62590988
>Why bother?
>I don't need that junk anyway
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I'M FUCKING GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
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ASML chads RISE UP

>>62590988
give it to me so I can buy a house
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>>62590870
I hate seeing your account because you’re slightly richer than me and I know you also have a retirement account that I think is higher than that amount.
>t.30 year old
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reminder stocks continue to go up cause of inflation. you may earn dollars but those dollars lose their buying power faster than earning could make up for, rip!
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>>62590994
my only hobbies are lifting, running and SNES games

>>62591003
sent
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>>62591009
trvke, this is the reason we're going up now
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>>62591009
Ohhhh noooooo~~~! I'm gonna selll allllll my shiiiiit I'm sooooo sad my dollllllllar is worthlesssssssss? shut up dude
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I am making money. (This is a good thing)
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>>62591014
Bro wut
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>>62591012
>sent
thank you I will buy a house in Italy with it
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>>62591017
>sumo
>225
ngmi
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>>62591014
sarcasm and uncertainty veiled as humor wont delay the inevitable
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>>62590988
you dont have a GF/wife to spend your money so you dont needlessly hoard your wealth?
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>>62591024
my gookfu spends so much fucking money, not even on cool shit, she buys shit like hair dryers and cosmetics boss.
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>>62591014
Lol idiot, in an inflationairy environment you would buy assets/equities and never sell or hold cash unless you had to.
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>>62591022
yeah but try that as a small 100lbs bw japanese women. its the equivalent of a neckbeard like yourself pulling 500+
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>>62590579
that's a decent description of the doom bull, yeah.
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>>62591033
But I’ll never be a woman
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AMD bros, will we ever see new ATHs again?
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>>62591022
i DL only 3 plates because i dont want to hurt my back, and i dont really care for deadlifts or squats

i bench and ohp 3 and 1.5 respectively btw
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>>62591024
the women i've dated recently dont even care about money which is a bummer because that's the best thing about me
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>>62591033
>small
>100 lbs
that fat bitch is 150 minimum
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>>62590988
Just be sure to research any natural or economic disasters your area has experienced or is vulnerable to.
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>>62591039
You're more likely to hurt your back with bench and ohp than with deadlifts. Especially OHP.
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>>62591032
That's right, and you use leverage to beat the inflation.

And you scratch youre head and say "jeez I wonder what sucker lent me the money".

And then when line do go down and you all get liqed, he gets all your shit at a 90% discount. (mostly funds, but some retail)
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>>62591039
How is that relevant to making chud comments? ngmi
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I feel the need
the need to gamble on otm options just before earnings
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>>62591053
GRSD earnings tonight
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>>62591040
Same setti. My girlfriend makes more money than me in a more prestigious job so I'm basically a bitch now spending my pocket-money on digital certificates.
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>>62591043
explain how
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>>62591054
I might actually play this in solidarity
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>>62591054
>IV 111%
hmm my interest is piqued...
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>>62591059
Based beyond belief
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>>62591039
>i DL only 3 plates because i am a pussy, and i dont want to hurted myself :3
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nigger friday tomorrow?
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>>62591068
what is a nigger friday
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>>62591058
With OHP, if you're holding heavy weight over your head you have one major point of failure in your middle-lower back if you slip, lean too far forward, back, or wobble at all.
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HOLY FUCK SNEEDISK
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>>62591066
kek
can you generate one where hes naked and the ass is visible
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The poomp is coming back
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>>62591080
You're just jealous that Christian Bale didn't play YOU in a movie.
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>>62591083
He did. It was called American Psycho.
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>>62590984
.......wat?
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I tried to run the experiment again where I draw up a portfolio of the companies I use and like as a consumer. It turns out everything good isn't public and those that are trading shares are near-monopolies that I have to use but hate.
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>>62591067
post L4 hernia
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>>62591088
>He doesn't know that izz noffing
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>>62591085
No, that was Matt Ross.
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>>62591067
I never understood the appeal of a gym. Like why would you pay someone so you can go inside their building and pick up heavy shit just to put it back down?
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>>62591081
Gemini says no but here's another one I made a while back.
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>>62591100
Because hot girls go there.
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>>62591105
>>62591105
>>62591105
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>>62591102
Hot girls also go to the ladies room, but I don't see men going inside women's restrooms boss.
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>>62591088
>he'z not a nesty boy
mi? ng
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>>62591100
manual labor is for slaves, unless its skilled labor like electrician carpenter or plumber
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>>62591092
you could just progress them slowly. i'm sure most people that herniate themselves do it while ego lifting and having shitty form
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>>62591108
uh yeah about that unc



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