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Do you know anyone who has fallen for this meme?
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>>62591685
Yeah, me.
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Me
Except I didn't hustle either because no one would hire me to a full time job because accounting is dead and government jobs are full of black women
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>>62591685
Focus on saving money while the girls your age focus on school and taking BBC. Then when it's time to settle down you'll by the house and pay off her debt.
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>>62591685
me
and then when you get there
>what do you mean you didnt party it up in your 20s? those were the best years of your life!
you're just magically supposed to do it all
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>>62591685
Ops mom
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I neeted till 30 and got married.
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>>62591685
Probably good advice. I did the opposite and now I have an ugly boring wife when I could easily do way better now.
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>>62591685
in my early 30s i got a job that pays 40/hr with 1.5x for overtime, full benefits medical/401k match/stock program etc. i got a wife and 2 kids. now in my late 30s, wife doesn't work she raises the kids (5yo and newborn). I started investing in 401k late, early-mid 30s, and i'll be grinding and working until i'm 75, i'm sure. whatever, if i can provide a stable life for my family and they grow up healthy and happy then i'll be fine. i wish i had more time to play vidya though.
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>>62591823
why did you choose her then
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>>62591685
>wife
thats the scam you dumb nigger
all women are whores especially her
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>>62591685
Trouble is there are no wives worth having.
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>>62591685
truth is, if you don't meet your wife in college, and you're not some chad on dating apps or in the workplace, the only way you're going to get a decent woman to marry you is to get rich.
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>>62591921
>he thinks being rich works
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You can literally get a 20s gf in your 40s
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>>62591846
Because i was poor and unimpressive
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>>62591685
I had a dork friend who got married at 26 and has a kid now.

I unfortunately did the opposite. I mailed it in and focused on partying and fucking bitches and since 25 I’ve been a total loser while all my friends are real adults with social lives significant others wives kids. I’m just an isolated 35 year old loser and it’s been that way for 10 years
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>>62591834
now you just need to die and so your family can harvest your assets. thanks for your service.
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>>62591685
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>>62592062
Big ole stank donkey sweaty butt. Come here bitch. My tongue awaits to cleanse inbetween your stink ass.
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>>62591936
THE CHICKEN-AND-EGG CIRCUS OF FAMILY™
Yo, welcome to the greatest clown show on Earth: “Why Aren’t Zoomers Having Babies?!”

Everybody’s standing around like, “Damn bro, birth rates are cooked. Young people don’t wanna start families anymore.”

But hold up, chief.

Zoomers are living in a completely different circus tent from our ancestors.

Back in the prehistoric-ass days when human life expectancy was around 30, you didn’t have the luxury of going:

“Hmm, perhaps I shall spend my 20s finding myself, traveling, building my career, healing my inner child, and seeing if this relationship has long-term compatibility.”
LMAOOO.
Brother, the village would’ve already thrown a bucket of rice at you and yelled:

“CONGRATULATIONS, YOU’RE A FATHER.”

When survival itself was the main event, having a family wasn’t just some lifestyle aesthetic. Kids could mean more hands working the farm, more people protecting the household, more support in old age, and a better chance the family survives the next famine, war, disease outbreak, or whatever demonic DLC history dropped that century.

So the clown logic goes:

Shorter lifespan survival pressure earlier family formation more children family becomes the survival machine.

Now fast-forward to the modern circus.

We got medicine. Sanitation. Nutrition. Technology. Education. Contraception. Social safety nets. People routinely expect to live into their 70s, 80s, or beyond.

Suddenly the life script isn’t:

“Reproduce ASAP or the bloodline gets deleted.”

It becomes:

“Bro, I have 60 MORE YEARS. Why am I speedrunning marriage at 22?”

And that creates the chicken-and-egg problem.

People may delay family formation because life is longer and survival no longer demands immediate reproduction.

But delayed family formation itself can contribute to fewer children, because fertility is age-dependent, relationships get harder to coordinate, housing is expensive, car
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>>62591983
Only if you can stand her resent you every single moment and not going mentally unstable
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>>62591685
This is kind of me, except I didn't "fall for a meme". I clearly have undiagnosed OCPD and my Big 5 OCEAN personality traits make me a fairly cold individual that comes off as aloof, when really I'm just straightforward, calculated, goal-oriented and emotionally stable (AKA boring).
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>>62591685
I did that but just, you know, opposite gendered. I am very happy as my early hard work gave me a great and well paying remote gig that allows me plenty of time to be with my son and even for my husband to also chase his dream job later in life without wagie pressures.
Had I been a lazy ho in my 20s everything would suck now, I'd probably been desperate to be in some sort of gross dependant relationship.
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>>62591685
Like with anything else today, it only worked for boomers and gen x
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>>62591685
I'm like 40, I've never hustled I don't want a wife who'll make noise talking or watching retarded social media videos/news and disturb my peace 24/7.
>do you know anyone who fall for this meme?
Couldn't be me
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>work all day
>gf visits to stay night after work
>bitches and moans
>realises I am tired so I won't fight back
>is a totally annoying cunt
Oh god is this how it is for married men? No wonder guys had second families to get a break from the first.
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>>62592034
Appreciate your wife, many do not have someone to love. Maybe do something special for her, like a small chore every now and then that she is supposed to do. Maybe it can evolve into a special date spontaneously.

Why do you trash your own life, and thou upon which you swore to love until death?
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>>62592076
Yeah its totes nothing else lmao
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Women are like speculative assets. You can either buy high when they're heavily in demand (early 20s) and get caught holding the bag or buy low after they hit the wall; most speculative assets don't turn into legitimate investments so chances are you just bought the equivalent of a beanie baby. But who knows, maybe she's just going through her version of a bitcoin bear market and will return to all time highs and become the mother of your children.



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