How do i convince my fat boomer late 60 year old parents to give me money/ early inheritance for buying a business?Was thinking of buying a laundromat
I was thinking of having my friend “kidnap” me and demand a ransom but I realized neither of my parents would probably pay it lel
>>62591800Show them your business plan?
>>62591800Have you given them grandkids? Sounds like you haven't lived up to your half of the bargain chud
>>62591845This. Also in some countries you have lower inheritance taxes if you get part of it earlier. However, you should check whether your business really makes sense and will grow since otherwise you'll lose much more than you'd gain by avoiding some of the tax.
>>62591845They claim laundromats are dying because everyone has a laundromat and dont know anyone who uses it. They live in upper middle class bubbleNumbers make sense a lot of time but most businesses only bizbuysell etc are overpriced by 20 percent or more usually. >>62591860They complain to me about this but i feel like a loser because i make 22 dollars an hour and living paycheck to paycheck. Any attractive woman in usa is delusional and wants solely men with moneyAnd i cannot find new job. I was making 100k plus a year but got laid off. Cannot even get interviews nowadays
>>62591884Everyone has laundry room in their house *. Their claimTypo.
If I were your parents, I would feel disgusted seeing you beg like that.
>>62591884It doesn't sound like you gave them a detailed business plan.
>>62591884>They complain to me about thisYou don't deserve anything if you can't get a woman to have your kids.
>>62591886>Everyone has laundry room in their houseYour parents are correct on this.
>>62591800Pillow or feed them a lot of unhealthy food.
>>62592514But i see poors always at laundromats>>62592420I can barely afford to live alone. Let alone a family. >>62592573I am sure they will live till 90 and i get nothing though. They keep talking about wanting to go on trips to europe etc. Im fucked. I would pay them back if they lent me money but they act like my idea is retarded. They told me to buy a house and rent it out instead . I dont even care if im buying a job even. I apply for hundreds of jobs and get nothing. And currently am in dead end job