my home address was leaked in the fucking trezor hack. wtf am i gonna do now. do i need to turn my house into a fortress or something. how am i gonna protect myself when the thugs inevitably show up to steal my 10k chainlink
I’m sure the smell will be enough to keep would be thieves away.
>>62594785hope you enjoy the Taste of Wrench opbecause if you only offer up 10k link, them lads gonna keep right on keepin' on beating on you.
>>62594785gimme dem lankz, wyte boi
>>62594785You only have $86k left to loseAren't you worried at all instead about the $145,000 you already lost this year because you think like a stinkIt's just rats cleaning up the crumbs at this point
>>62594785It’s good to be a rentcuck that moves to a new rental every year.
>>62594785Basically every business in the world has a known address and more money on hand than you do. We just buy insurance that covers robbery.
>>62594785>trezor hackNot your wallet not your coin
>>62594785>home invader break into your house>force you to open up your trezor app>just dogebonk, fartcoin, polkadot and trumpcoin>where are you hiding the bitcoin??? Tell me or I'm cutting off a finger >I never bought any, polkadot is the future of finance! Any day now its going to the moon!
>>62594785shiiii dis foo addy got posted up on dat treeso leak, all em cripto coins goin strait to my retirement fund now>ye open up nice n slow now or i pop yo cracka ass, bitch
>>62595020OP forgot to roll 100 dice to decide which hardware wallet to buy for maximum randomness>>62595195Kek then they shoot him in the head for being retarded
If it was leaked then tell us what it is
>live in white neighborhood>german shepherd >revolver in jeans at all times problem?
>>62594785your only option is to become a perpetual traveler rentoid
>>62594785your keys. your bitcoin
>he doesn’t have a dummy wallet filled with fake scam coins to trick robbers Ngmi
>>62596814future of finance right here
>>62594785>Gibs me dem shanelanks ytboi
>>62597598Wtf they're giving opposing gang signs
>>62597620The two in the pink one in the stink gang has come to steal your links
>>62597598M...maybe I could pleasure your BBCs and you leave my link (ticker LINK) alone?
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>>62594785How do you find out if your info was part of the hack?
>>62594959Kek
>>62597656The video where they're fucking the dudes girl and trying to get him to unlock the phone is so funny. Think the girl set him up
>>62598114don't worry, the hackers will let you know. Personally.
some seriously swarthy arabs are gonna bust in our shit and demand the creepto you fucking kafir
