ITT its october 2026. post headlines.
>>62594957Xrp goes to 0
>>62594957Chainlink broke 20 dollar. 4 year cycle retards fomo as they got frontrunned.
>>62594957BTC Drops to $40k, Exactly as Everyone Was Warned
Sergey Nazarov launches yacht party for 2017 buyers as token dips below $1
>>62594957Chainlink holders buy the Philippines and turn it into one giant casino/playground, more at 11
>>62594957>Michael Saylor found dead in his apartment>Sergey resigns as CEO of chainlink>Quantum computer hacks Ethereum and shuts down the blockchain
>>62594957>Riots in New Delhi kill 78>Gold retraces ATH>Renewed calls for President to resign following pullout of Gulf>Bessent in press conference explains Strategic Reserve Management is different from QE of the past admin>Grain and processed foods hit new highs, officials insist its just from short term disruption from monsoon season pointing to only slightly elevated CPI
"Bitcoin plummets to $30k, as Saylor is forced to sell another 50,000 BTC. Is the crypto bubble finally over?"
>>62594957The USA/ME coalition suffers 5400 casualties in its first month of ground war.
>>62594957>Altcoins SKYROCKET after massive Bitcoin rebound
