ITT: We post scams that are both legal and extremely profitable. I'll start: >Conditionerliterally does nothing
>>62595096>literally does nothingyou need conditioner if you live in an area where the water from the shower is too hard which can strip the oils from the hair, damaging it.I'll do a real one though. healing bracelets.
>>62595096Conditioner fixes a problem that shampoo causes. You're not supposed to regularly strip all the natural oils from your hair.
>>62595181Why are you using so much shampoo that it strips oils from your hair? Use less.
>>62595096Large trucks that aren't work trucks
>>62595184I'm not. People who shampoo their hair every day are. That's the genius of the sales tactic, always pairing shampoo with conditioner. De-oiling the hair, then re-oiling it.
>>62595174Gam gam told me they work. Yours is fake too
>>62595181>>62595189deodorant/antiperspirants (underarm, etc) kinda work on the same 'create a problem' principle. They stop you sweating by simple virtue of blocking the sweat pores, which means you sweat like a pig if/when you stop using it for a few days. And so the vicious cycle of Big Sweat Scam (Unilever & Co) profiteering continues. Just stop using that shit, your body will be back to regulating itself in a few weeks.
>>62595096>>62595181>>62595184>>62595189>>62595225Most Guys don't really understand what shampoo and conditioner are or the difference. Conditioner wasn't that big of a deal to me until I had long hair at one point. Head a shoulders is a scam though
>>62595235same. for short hair it doesnt really matter but as it grows out it gets dry/frizzy without conditioner, when its short it gets replaced too fast to notice the damage
>>62595174I'm pretty sure no one who buys these things actually thinks any of the magic/healing properties are real. Its probably just more interesting to women to read some bullshit on the package instead of geological facts about the rocks.
There's no way conditioner is a scam, my hair is limp and looks like shit when I don't use it
>>62595096>MLMs>prediction markets>timeshares>homeopathy>"""""detox""""" products>basically 100% of supplements>modern cars>ink cartridges>loot boxes>SaaS>debt
>>62595096back when i had long hair and worked out every day, id need conditioner so my hair would stay soft from all the shampooing id have to do
>>62595403>>homeopathyoh, but that scam is almost geniustake a sat and sell it as 1 BTC.and if you run out? dilute it some more.Its the thot that counts.
At first I thought this was a troll thread since nobody is stupid, then I remembered what piss poor hygiene most of you have so maybe OP was serious. Who knows
>>62595235Head and shoulders uses zinc to kill the fungus that causes dandruff, it's pretty weak though. Theres selenium sulfide shampoo (selsun blue) which is stronger but fuck it smells bad and the stink is worse than dandruff.>>62595096If you think conditioner is a scam you should walk down the toothpaste isle and check the medicinal ingredients of each one and what company actually owns the brand.
>>62595096Insurance. It's intentionally written to never pay out under any circumstances, and even if it isnt, say if there's a fire at your house, they will refuse a payout because of 'water damage' after the firemen put out the fire with water. Anything, and everything will be done NOT to pay out the insurance. I had a lawyer boss and he had the same opinion independently of what I say.
>>62595563Even better, they're a state-enforced racket. Most states force car insurance. Got a mortgage? Homeowners insurance is a must. A business in a trade field or law or medicine? Regulations state...
>>62595563That's why you should only EVER get the cheapest insurance if you're not able to opt out.The other funny thing is if you DON'T have insurance the costs are less. Like way the fuck less. I had a neighbor cause water damage to the unit below and since they had home insurance they "covered" 50% of it but 50% was out of pocket and still cost them a few grand. On the other hand if they didn't have insurance it would have just cost them a few hundred to pay for a contractor to fix the unit below.Insurance is by far the biggest scam.It's like how you hear hospital rides cost $10,000 but don't worry insurance is covering it! Meanwhile the actual cost of the ride if you don't have insurance is like $100.
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>>62595096rent
>>62595096Conditioner is actually based. It’s shampoo that is the jewed product that strips your hair of its natural oil.t. Wife is obsessed with hair care and hairpilled me
>>62595403>jews>indians>brown people in general
>>62595174>>625951813in1 'poos exist.
>>62595096As others have said>Insurances>Ink cartridges and other similar products like razorblades>Glasses (or rather: the frame the glasses are in, google that shit, almost every brand in existence is made by the same producer that sells you €2 glasses for €150)>Watches and other luxury products of course>Plant soil and similar productsAlso obviously all products you pay for but don't actually own, like software abonnements, video games, movies etc.
>>62595464I don't even use shampoo. If you are white and have good hair, there's no need for this jew scam. Once a week is more than enough.
>>62596578Insurance is expensive because of jews ofc but also shaniquua smoking in her bed
>>62598350It depends on how much oil a person matrially excretes.I used to have to shampoo daily because my body was an oil-production factory, which caused greasy hair and horrible acne. Eventually I got tired of it and took accutane Jew poison for a few months which completely halted my bodies oil production and suddenly life because so much easier.I went from needing to shampoo daily to once every two-three weeks, and even years after stopping the accutane my bodies oil production is so much lower that I'm still at 1/wk shampoo.
