>ermmmmm just dca into index funds and retire in 30 yearsunc I need to retire YESTERDAY. what’s the fastest way to 10x my money quick. no oldcel takes pls
Deep otm calls on the stuff leopold money burner was long. He had all the insider knowledge but got too greedy. All his stock picks will be up 100% within the next 6 months.
>fr fr I'm like 22 bruh I'm getting old bruh gonna be an unc in a year bruh I need to retire bruh help me bruh bruh fr fr
>>62596833I know a 99-year-old lady. You have time, Anon.
>>62596833the next big money making opportunity is always changing. once something becomes well known the market becomes saturated and profits decline.if you have the capitol, building renewable energy data centers in qualified opportunity zones is a good grift. zero capitol gains tax after ten years, refundable tax credits for equipment, property costs are cheap.
>>62596833Fuck off loser
Reminder these threads are a jewish psyop to prevent goycattle from retiring early
>>62596851I knew a 63 year old who died of cancer this month.
>>62596833Idk probably gold minors
>>62596888This. FUCK the long game.Gamble your way up. Take the money.
>>62596869fuck off unc. if you don’t have nothing smart to say don’t fucking say shit
>>62596833Have fun being part of the permanent underclass
yummy ragebait>what's the fastest way to 10x /sarcasmThis didn't used to be sarcasm though /biz/ was all about finding the "next 100x", this board sucks so bad now.
>>6259683310x leverage on commodities futures. Which ones? Up to you. Long or short? Also up to you. It's a 50/50 gamble.
Stinky holders have been through almost a decade of pain and misery, and you can slide in right now as we approach the finish line, enjoy all the riches and avoid all the suffering over the years of stink marines. I feel I should mention I’m a white father betting on Chainlink and silver to get my family out of the system. The 10x is staring you in the face as you browse /biz/ full of Chainlink fud threads on the Cheers anon.
>>62597792This is probably the saddest thing I’ve ever read on this website.You have a family and you’re all in on Reddit memes like silver and link?Enjoy get outperformed by HR beckies putting 10% of their earnings in a 401k kek. If this is bait, well played, you got me.
>>62597776>t. future loss porn cocksucker
>>62597838Jewish bot post
If you aren't willing to withdraw your 401k to put it all on black then shut your goy ass up
>>62596833ngmi mindsetIf there was a reliable way to 10x then poors wouldn't exist.100% of cases of people making 10x either got super lucky or had insider knowledge.Impatience leads to buying the top and selling the bottom 100% of the time.
You sound like you're depressed and at your limit. Bet it all on black, and if you win you win, if not you uninstall.
>>62597892>If there was a reliable way to 10x then poors wouldn't existPoors will always exist because poors are retarded.
>>62597030fuck you you retarded nigger. 99.9999% of people on here would be so much farther ahead boomer investing instead of doing this dumb bullshit.
>>62600775It's a status-quo / win. You either stay poor andnl nothing changes or you get a good chunk of money to enjoy in your youth.Have fun with the money when you're 50 and all your tendons hurt and your back hurts and your dick no longer works KEK
>>62596833>Casino>Put all on red>Win 3 times in a rowIts that easy.
>>62596865>if you have the capitolWhat did anon mean with this
>>62597838Peeler spotted
>>62600916Peeler? Qrd?
>>62600817Unlike most fatty lards on here I take care of myself. I will not be old and frail at 50.
>>62600775Kek you would have made like 30k this year just buying the VOO lows Oh well lesson learned right?
>>62596833DCA into Sandisk when the bubble "pops" if actual storage and RAM prices didn't go normal. We had a chance to buy it below $1000 and it's almost up 90% already. Thing is, I was already in there before the crash, and the crash turned my 130% to just 30% gains. I didn't reenter despite knowing full well prices didn't drop, they just went up. I wasn't sure investors would suddenly grow a neuron and come back all of a sudden in put all the money back in over the course of 48 hours.